No.874552
Another month flies by at lightning pace. It's time for a rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first of the month, if the first thing you say out loud is "rabbit rabbit rabbit", you'll be blessed with good luck for a month!
Any special plans for Halloween? Come to think of it, there's Thanksgiving coming up before the next thread too. Hope you'll be having a good time for both holidays, whether you're out and about or at home.
No.874554
DON'T DO IT IT'S A DEMON!
YOU WILL GET CURSED!!!
No.874557
I'M GOING TO SMOOCH A RABBIT!
No.874558
>>874552
Do not believe its lies!
Do not fall for the purported "alternatives" either, like the Reisen suggestion last thread. Never trust a rabbit.
No.874559
>>874558
Reisen did nothing wrong. If you got bad luck after saying your rabbit rabbits to her, you probably deserved it.
No.874560
>>874559
Admittedly my luck after saying my rabbits to her wasn't as bad as after saying them to Tewi, since some of the things that were by any measure bad luck ended up not being all that troublesome for me. She is the lesser of two evils, I will give her that. But I still noticed a distinct increase in the amount of negative coincidence and happenstance even before the first of the month had ended, and I still urge anons not to fall for the rabbits in any manner.
No.874646
>>874552
>Any special plans for Halloween?
Isn't some anon going to be doing a stream of spooky anime on Halloween?
No.874653
>>874646
There might be several of those across 8chan. Wonder what they'll have lined up.
No.874804
>>874560
What if you say your rabbits to both of them? Maybe that will give you double the luck.
No.874811
>>874804
Double the buns, double the sex drive.
No.874858
My luck seems to be doing fine but everyone else in my life seems to be getting worse. I'm going to say my rabbits again this month and if things go to absolute hell I might stop saying them.
No.874876
>>874858
Saying the rabbits shouldn't make anything worse. Whatever your situation may be, I hope things will work out for you, regardless of whether or not you keep saying the rabbits.
No.874971
>>874969
>dating 3DPD
Your plight has nothing to do with the rabbit.
No.875063
I saw the most peculiar dream last night. In that dream there was this magnificent looking fox. Almost big as a german shepherd, amazingly fluffy and well kept fur with a hint of intelligence in it's sharp eyes. It hunted a rabbit. It couldn't be bothered to ambush it, it just outran the rabbit, killed it and devoured it. And then chased down another rabbit as to just to prove the point that it could, and it would outrun a rabbit if it so chose to.
Clearly, judging by the timing that dream occurred, it is an omen. Therefore, I have abandoned the rabbit and shall follow the fox.
No.875064
>>875063
What the fuck, Anon. I had a dream about a fox too. Only it was white, almost bluish and I was the one chasing it. It kept running away from me yet showed no signs of fear. Almost like it was leading me. I said my rabbit rabbits as soon as I woke up but was still feeling a dream-like weirdness. I don't know who or what I said it too this time. This better not be some demon kitsune.
No.875079
>forgot to say it after a half-year streak
No.875080
>>875079
Good job, Anon. Better pick out your tombstone.
No.875109
>>875063
>>875064
Pretty strange if you ask me. And looking up potential answers only makes me think that dream interpretations aren't accurate for everyone.
>>875079
There's always next month!
No.875111
I said it, so she better deliver and leat me eat her anus out, deep and dirty.
No.875112
>>875111
Please don't make such requests. Other than that, good luck!
No.875119
>>875112
It already came true! Thank you Tewi.
No.875129
Missed my rabbits last month but I did them today. Gonna be a good month.
No.875130
Be warned, anons. It might seem like you are getting good luck at first, if at all, but there are always some complications that come with whatever this semen demon provides. It feels like once you stop praying to the devil it will take away all it has given until you are left with the negatives. It is like a hangover once you stop drinking or a meal that kills you once you stop eating.
Do not be tempted by the bun's cute bum.
Do not stray from the straight and narrow or forever be enslaved.
No.875145
>>875130
>forever be enslaved
W-What's going to happen? Are you forced to make bunnies with Tewi for all eternity after you die?
No.875158
Does it count if I whisper my rabbits or was this a mistake that I can never take back?
No.875167
I did it! I finally remembered to say my rabbits.
No.878632
>>878620
Nice stuff. Tewi Bitch 2 has some great expressions. Also Kuu Neru Asobu has a translation.
https://exhentai.org/g/912554/ec0a75969e/
No.878643
>>878622
Who does the art for this one? The lewdness is off the charts and it's almost an idealized smug loli. Basically the ultimate Tewi.
No.878647
>>878620
Bunny cunny.
>>878643
https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=153451
He also did many covers for Innocent Key which are all great.
No.882542
Nice job keeping last month's thread alive!
No.882606
I didn't say it for this month and my luck was pretty bad. I hope December is a little better.
No.882619
>>882606
I had pretty bad luck too, after not saying anything.
My dryer broke, then the replacement part got delayed by a postal worker strike, then the technician dropped and broke the part so they had to order another. That's pretty much how everything went this November. Though some of it was my fault, like wasting half a day redoing derivations for an equation I was solving, only to realize I'd simply made an obvious typo in the solver code.
But Tewi doesn't bring me much luck either. I'll try saying them to Reisen again; my luck didn't improve last time I tried that, but it didn't get worse, so a second chance couldn't hurt.
No.882623
>>882606
Hope it'll go better in December.
>>882619
That's a shame. Did they get it fixed eventually, or are you still waiting for the second replacement part? I'm not immune to simple mistakes myself. I spent a good five minutes searching through boxes at work before I realized I was looking in the wrong place for it.
Reisen isn't really associated with any charm, but good luck to you anyways.
No.882649
>>882606
Same here, lost my glasses, my watch, and $15 bucks in change in just the first week of this month.
No.882755
>>882649
That really sucks. Were you able to at least find your glasses? Did you have vision insurance to help replace your glasses?
No.882772
Monthly reminder that it's a demon. It's not worth it.
No.882912
>>882649
I said it to Reisen and had a wonderful month.
No.882960
>>874552
>mfw I'll be innawoods on the first month of our Lord.
I'm saying it. Time to come and square up Rabbit. I will take back the damned souls you use as currency to get drunk of and fill the coffers of the poor and destitute. Come! You lecherous Beast! Come to the spillway where I make camp! Come to your death at my fists alone! GIVE NO QUARTER FOR I SHALL LEAVE NONE FOR YOU TO FIND! EVEN IF I FALL I WILL RISE AGAIN TO DEFEAT YOU! LIKE THE WOLVES CHASES THE MOON, BUT I WILL CATCH YOU RABBIT, I WILL CATCH YOU AND, HOLDING YOU BY THE EARS, SMASH YOU AGAINST ROCKS! WITH THE BEARS AS MY WITNESS I WILL INFLICT UPON YOU SUCH DEFEAT THAT IT WILL SPAN FROM NOW AND AFTER EACH TWO FORTNITES IN THE FUTURE!
No.883001
>>882960
Soon you'll blow their warrens up, terrify them with the idea that any twig is a snare and the garden is just poison in shape of plant.
No.883046
>>882960
You should just take it easy and enjoy your time camping.
No.883213
You guys are like the friends I never had. Love you guys.
No.883217
I forgot to say it again.
I wonder where one would get rabbit meat?
No.883220
>>883213
>>883217
I think you'd have to catch it yourself. At least I'm not aware of any place that would sell it commercially. Rabbit meat isn't very tasty.
No.883223
>>883220
>Rabbit meat isn't very tasty
Spoken like a true rabbit.
No.883253
I need to be sure I remember it this time. Next month is going to hurt no matter what luck I have, but maybe a couple of random good things happening could help me get through it.
No.883271
I remembered it, inb4 my luck gets worse.
No.883294
>woke up
>got breakfast
>did laundry
>look at calendar
>phone rings
>about to pick up
>Nyanpas ringtone
>OH SHIT! IT'S RABBIT DAY
>pick up
>say "rabbit rabbit rabbit"
>in that order
No.883310
I said my rabbits when it hit midnight, jacked off to Reisen couldn't find any new Tewi doujins and said it when I woke up. It's fullproof.
No.883318
Good luck everyone!
>>883271
Hopefully not!
>>883294
You said your rabbits over the phone?
>>883310
A shame that so little trickles in. At least make some lovey dovey pregnant doujins! That goes for the other 2hus that are less popular too!
No.883323
Managed to say them to Reisen this month because I set my alarm clock on even though it is a saturday. Just need to see how this month pans out since it has been a while since I did it successfully.
No.883327
>>883323
Alarm clocks are really convenient for this, especially if you can have custom sounds/songs play. Good luck!
No.883337
I remembered! Really need it this month. Laser eye surgery coming up.
No.883339
>>883337
It's not a dangerous or risky procedure if you're getting the standard surgery for myopia, just expect it to hurt a lot for the first day. Also dry eyes for a long time.
No.883340
>>883337
Personally speaking I'd rather keep my glasses than risk surgery. Hope it goes well for you!
No.883358
>>883318
I accidentally said my rabbit into the phone, because I only remembered to say them when I picked up.
Luckily it was just a telemarketing call.
No.883359
>>883358
I can only imagine how baffled the telemarketer was, did it throw him off for the rest of the call or did you just hang up immediately?
No.883362
>>883359
I think she didn't even notice it. She just did her thing.
I didn't even say anything after that. I hung up a couple second into her bit.
No.883367
>>883339
They said they'd give me a Xanax to put me to sleep for a long time when I get home. It's for stigmatism, which laser surgery is perfect for due to corneas.
>>883340
Whatever suits you man. Glasses make your natural eyesight worse, but surgery isn't right for everyone.
No.883377
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
>>882755
Not yet, but my eyesight is decent enough that I don't constantly need them. I doubt my insurance will completely cover them though. Maybe I'll find 'em this month, I'm pretty sure they're just hiding in some corner of my home.
No.883473
>>883367
It's strange for an ophthalmologist to prescribe xanax for sleep, there are other prescriptions whose primary use is for that.
No.883635
Day 2 after saying my rabbits and I'm already up $5 dollars thanks to good luck. I think this is going to be a good month!
No.883638
>>882619
I remembered to say it.
The new part didn't solve the problem with my dryer.
No.883639
>>883340
Laser eye surgery is pretty safe in this modern day.