No.835197
Friendly reminder that:
Proper flat ladies are better than fat hags with fat bags on their chests.
You can fake fat udders but you cannot fake a smooth chest.
When a flat lady huge you she holds you closer to her heart.
No.835200
>Bad things are actually good thread
We already have >>834482, anon.
If you want to be close to a titty monster's heart, just hug her from behind and you know where to put your hands.
No.835203
If that is what you consider fat then I'd hate to see what you think is stick thin.
No.835205
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>>835203
OP is missing out on some wonderful flat chest fatties.
No.835208
>>835200
Cowtits foster a hedonistic relationship that make it purely physical with no true love and connection in sight. They also age like milk, evolving into flapjacks.
No.835209
>>835200
>close to a titty monster
>know where to put your hands
Over her mouth to stop her from guzzling that soymilk?
No.835223
>>835209
>stop guzzling that soymilk
Can more estrogen be bad for females?
No.835225
>>835223
Phytoestrogen =/= estrogen
No.835231
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT FUUKA NIGGER
No.835241
>>835239
I will never forgive you for your crimes against Satania, Tomato, and the glory of the flat chest.
No.835244
>>835239
I'm going to shop away cowtits' breasts the next time you find an anime you like, anon. I'm going to give you a taste of your own medicine the likes of which you'll never forget!
No.835245
>>835239
I actually thought that edit was cute.
No.835264
>>835197
>Flat thread.
Hey OP, i'm building a shed. Post more 2X4's
No.835280
DFC is objectively best. The closer it gets to a boy, the better a girl is.
No.835296
>>835280
>The closer it gets to a boy, the better a girl is.
Thank you for articulating, in a single sentence, exactly how gay and backwards the mentality of missing tits-lovers is.
No.835302
>>835197
Don't be dissing Fuuka you fucking faggot.
No.835309
>>835296
Spare us your displays of ignorance. A well shaped flat chest is completely different from a man's chest. In addition, the ideal male body is large and muscular, just as the ideal female body is petite. Both men and women get ugly, sagging fat on their chest when fat, while the ideal male has a chest of defined muscles and the ideal female has a flat or small chest. In the forms all people should strive for, the difference between males and females is apparent, yet in the forms humans take when their physical well-being is neglected, males and females can barely be told apart.
No.835314
>>835197
I'm more of a cute-con than lolicon, and small budding breasts are my weakness yet my forté as well.
No.835321
I have a preference for flat/small, but I enjoy larger breasts too. How else would I enjoy my waifu's bountiful bosom?
No.835324
DFC = Delicious Full Chest
No.835327
I like all tits, but cowtits bother me. Super skinny girls too, but that's off-topic.
No.835328
>>835327
*Or to specify, those impossibly large tits you may see in some hentai.
No.835330
>>835328
I love big tiddies, but I agree completely that there is a such thing as an upper limit. Proportional agreement is important when considering aesthetic value.
No.835333
>>835205
I'm reluctant to watch Mitsudomoe for fear of being constantly distracted by succulent loli chipmunks.
No.835335
>>835324
Correct.
People who like flat chests are homosexuals who hate their mothers.
No.835336
>>835335
People who like big chests are transexuals who love their mothers a bit too much.
No.835338
>>835336
Nah, they're just either born with that strange taste, or lapdogs to rich old, jealoush hags, and their taste were shaped by their propaganda.
No.835344
Small, immature breasts are the cutest, perkiest and just oh so sensual.
No.835348
No.835351
>This thread again
Why do a few of you even bother arguing over something pointless? Kind of a stupid rhetorical question when the Eva thread exists.
No.835355
>>835351
Every single person who argues about tits, asses, or EVA sluts knows it's not about winning an argument, but to vent their pent up passion about the subject. Ironically, I think it's an unconscious desire to prevent consensus on the matter. For example, there has been an active loli thread for some time now. If the status quo continued, one might think the consensus is that flat chests are superior. The admirers of big tits thus had to remind the world their admiration exists.
No.835358
>>835355
>not a winning argument
Actually, that's wrong. Consider who would be able to produce many offspring easily, live, and breastfeed them all in a survival situation, where a lot of running and killing might be needed.
No.835360
>>835358
You're right! The true purpose of big breasts is to serve as anchors so that women don't escape the cave! I envy your intellect, Anon-dono.
No.835361
>>835358
Consider which one gives me more heart boners and dick boners, thus increasing my morale and probability of entering a martial trance when my clan is threatened. The answer could be any of them.
No.835362
>>835360
What's this guy's problem?
No.835368
DFC to a healthy C-cup size is acceptable to me.
I love seeing a flat chest with perky nipples bounce.
No.835369
Shape > Size
and Anime tits usually have a great shape to a point where 3DPD tits would already sag extremely
No.835378
>>835333
Come to the dark side, anon
No.835382
Remember the golden rule anons:
Anything more than a handful is a waste!
And although there are exceptions to this clause based on personality, body time and a measure of aesthetic standards, it is certain that if you find yourself being enthralled by cowtits you should promptly kill yourself.
No.835383
>>835361
>martial trance
Go home, Urist.
No.835389
>>835382
>being this much of a gay
No.835396
No.835407
>>835396
But there is no rule that an imitation cannot defeat the original.
No.835409
>>835407
You're a hack, Nisio, now fuck off.
No.835414
>>835358
Flabby cow-tits aren't actually any better at producing milk. Just like most other mammals, humans' mammary glands fill with milk and swell when required. All the rest of the time the mammary glands are small and flat. Large breasts are mostly filled with fat, not milk-producing cells and do nothing more than cause inconvenience.
This is the ideal female body.
No.835415
>>835414
I thought he was pro-flat because of
>where a lot of running and killing might be needed.
You can't run good with huge tits
No.835417
>>835415
Ah, you're probably right. In that case I agree with him.
No.835437
More than a handful is a waste. Flat chests are superior in this regard, and flat/small chest with thick thighs/a muscular ass are objectively the best when a loli is not available.
People who like cowtits are just attracted to their mother. The flat/small chest is the patrician's choice as it's a sign of desiring fatherhood over adolescence and the knowledge that her chest will (temporarily) grow when she's pregnant.
No.835439
Also cowtits can't wear saggy T-shirts in a cute or lewd manner because they're either too tight or everything falls out (or it makes them look pregnant). That honor is reserved only for superior flat chests.
No.835448
If a girl isn't flat then it's very tough for her to be a ten.
t. president Donald J. Trump
No.835457
>>835437
I like oppai and my mother has small tits, what now?
No.835471
>>835437
>more than a handful is a waste
>thick thighs and muscular ass
You can only pick one, faggot. What I cannot grab with one hand is no waste anyway. I have two hands and even a face if need be. And what man is content with only what he needs? That goes for ass and tiddies alike.
No.835485
>>835437
>People who like cowtits are just attracted to their mother
>a sign of desiring fatherhood over adolescence and the knowledge that her chest will (temporarily) grow when she's pregnant.
I'm a cuttingboard fag but what you just said is absolutely fucking retarded.
No.835493
>not liking both
>not loving the best tits your waifu's
No.835495
>>835457
Have you considered apologizing to your family for the shame you've brought by not following your dad's example?
No.835502
>all these udder lovers
If you really want to see a sack of milk so badly, why don't you just date a cow. The truly perfect form for a girl is flat, petite, with slender legs, arms, and fingers. Long hair/short hair is optional, though I have a personal preference for shorter hair. Cowtits just make a girl look fat and unhealthy, oppai ruin the appeal of perfectly good girl. Flat girls can also wear very loose T-shirts, making buying cute clothes for them easier and much less expensive, and no bras need to be worn either. If there was ever a war, then you know flat chests would win because the udder monsters have giant anchors of fat weighing them down, like they're carrying around a useless weight.
No.835512
>>835502
>why don't you just date a cow.
This can be arranged.
No.835525
>>835382
>Anything more than a handful is a waste!
Ok, will keep that in mind.
No.835531
>>835239
Never post that again.
No.835533
>>835471
>i have two hands and a face
You can't hug your waifu with your hands full of tit anon, get rid of tittymonsters now, for the sake of your waifu.
No.835548
Reminder that appearance does not make the whole girl and should only be used as a deciding factor when no better options are available. This kind of thinking exposes how pitifully shallow some characters and stories are though.
Cases in point: Ryuzu has oppai far greater than my preferred size but due to being a bot and tearing up everything/everyone including MC in her path, the appearance matters very little. Vert has massive breasts and I detest how she plays in all the games (haven't played 4GO yet) so she is cancer both inside and out. On the other hand, Rom/Ram aren't too great in mk2 but become wipe the floor in U and VII. With already cute and lovable personalities and very good bodies they are hard to beat. Iwai has the looks but doesn't do much other than playing the princess waiting to be saved. Her looks got me interested in CrimeEdge but never beyond watching the anime then following up briefly with the manga before losing interest entirely. In a case of near equals, Gabriel and Raphiel would be it with Gabriel getting an advantage due to appearance alone.
No.835555
>>835533
>You can't hug your waifu with your hands full of tit anon
>stand behind waifu
>wrap arms around waifu
>place hands on waifu's tits
>you are now hugging your waifu while also having your hands full of her tits
There's no reason to tell lies anon.
No.835558
>>835555
>going up behind your waifu and groping her is the same thing as hugging her
You don't get the same satisfaction as you do when you go up to her face and give her a nice big squeeze. Tittymonsters will never know the true meaning of a good hug.
No.835564
>>835558
To play Devil's advocate, surprise squeezes from behind can be a good way to fluster your waifu.
No.835577
>>835555
>not sneaking up behind her to smack her ass to figure out what you'd say
That's a pretty good maneuver though.
No.835578
Cowtits are filled with a man's hopes and dreams, from the youngest of the shotas who is only beginning to nurture their appreciation and love for their onee-chans, as well as grown men who set sights on a beautiful cake for starting a bountiful family to make this harsh, unforgiving world a better place little by little. Cowtits deserve to exist for every man who has the humble wish to find happiness.
No.835579
Galko's big moomoos are important.
No.835586
>>835548
In my opinion there's three main pillars of feminine attractiveness; Cute, Erotic, and Wife appeal. While they're all heavily influenced by the girls personality, flat girls tend to be inherently cute and busty girls inherently erotic. I'd say flatter girls have the advantage because it's a lot easier to raise ero than cuteness. If you put a flat girl in a micro bikini for example (one of mankinds greatest accomplishments) the erotic appeal goes through the roof.
At the end of the day though if you don't want to make her your wife and turn her into a mother it doesn't matter what her body is like.
No.835594
>>835548
>>835548
>Gabriel and Raphiel would be it with Gabriel getting an advantage due to appearance alone.
Although I would usually be keen on agreeing with you, Raphi is one of the rare few examples of girls who have Perfect Tenshi Tits; What's wrong with you dude?
No.835601
Hello flatness, my old friend.
No.835605
>>835579
>>835578
>i like giant mounds of fat
I bet you think chubby girls are good as well, you heretics. Girls are meant to be thin, petite, and flat enough to be used as a ruler. Cow udders just make a girl look fat, which takes away from the beauty of a girl, it destroys the form of the female and causes her to become inferior to the flat chest. Not only that it causes unnecessary stress on the body of the girl, which can cause her to have back problems, you don't want your animu girls to have back problems, do you? More storage for breast milk is the only valid argument you have, and even then a flat chest is still able to produce milk and breast feed a baby, they just have to do it more, which results in more physical contact with the baby which results in a better bond between mother and child. Flat is the way of the world. Flat is justice!
No.835607
>>835605
Flat is injustice
Oppai is LIFE
No.835611
>>835605
>you don't want your animu girls to have back problems, do you?
No.835612
>>835601
Zero is cute and all, but when a girl defines "kiss" as "something you do to a demon's phallus to make a pact with him", odds are she's not exactly in pristine condition.
The cat can keep her.
No.835620
>>835616
Oh come on, don't be like that.
No.835621
>>835612
Yeah, that one is good for a tumble in the hay and nothing more.
No.835647
>>835578
If you like udders so much then why not go put on a diaper and play baby with a hag.
No.835670
>>835225
What's the difference?
No.835671
>>835647
As if that is not the exact thing these fags want. The whole "ara" shit is nothing but an excuse for wannabe Oedipus faggots. I feel like throwing up every time I open a page and see this shit. People that want to fuck their mothers are worse than NTR, scat and furries combined. What a horrible and disgusting fetish.
No.835674
>>835605
>I bet you think chubby girls are good as well,
Yea I really do.
No.835682
>>835674
Yeah, chubby girls can be good.
No.835683
>>835495
My dad's a literal meth addict
No.835684
>>835683
>meth addict
I've heard about rumors meth addicts' children turn out to be defective, but damn.
No.835685
>>835671
>he doesn't appreciate a nice oyakodon
No.835686
>>835671
It's no wonder that "mother fucker" as an insult came to be in the first place.
Nowadays, distorted people will be proud that they are mother fuckers. Such is the power of jealous old hags' - who also happen to be the women with all the wealth and power - propaganda.
No.835688
>>835671
Hey don't lump booblovers in with mommyfags. That's not cool.
No.835689
>>835688
Boob-lovers are undeniably a lot closer to mommyfags than flat-lovers are though. They themselves always talk about how motherly girls with cowtits are.
No.835697
>>835688
Too late now. You are finished forever. Just like people who like centaur girls.
No.835700
>>835689
When booblovers say things like that it's in the context that they would make good mothers for their children, not that they want her to be their replacement mommy. Implying as such is just disingenuous.
>>835697
Well if that's how you want to play it, I could for example say that flatfags want to nurse a baby with their cock. But I'm not, because that would be untrue I hope. There's nothing wrong with horsepussy either.
No.835701
>>835700
>flatfags want to nurse a baby with their cock
I'm not exclusively a flat flag, but damn, I would.
No.835706
>>835700
>>835701
As long as it's 2D only, of course.
No.835710
>>835706
Well yeah, 3D might be PD compared to it's 2D counterpart, but it's multiple times true at baby age.
I'm a huge loli, toddler and even babycon, but god damn even the thought of 3D babies is making me disgusted.
No.835718
>>835701
We all know the consensus on baby fuck but that's one weird looking baby.
No.835719
>>835718
I'm surprised they chose to celebrate the 10th anniversary that way.
No.835722
>>835721
Do not bully the teleporter!
No.835724
>>835719
It was April 1st.
All the devastated cowtitfags' reactions were priceless.
>>835718
That's a pretty fuckable baby if you ask me.
No.836233
>>835674
Only a potato magnet could hold a carton of fries like that without them falling out.
No.836273
>>835197
Look at those fussy twigs with concave chest cavities.
Look at them and laugh.
No.836302
>>836273
>busty nun
I want to kiss her fertile valley.
No.836307
>>836273
Better than those veiny, grotesque fat and ugly, expired hags.
Still Kuroko's level of flat is disgusting too, so you're half right.
No.836308
>>835671
>ara is worse than NTR, scat and furries combined
Jesus Christ, did a milf beat you up or something?
No.836329
>>836308
He's right though.
No.836347
>>836302
Be fruitful and multiply.
>>836329
He's not though.
No.836351
>>836308
Lusting after middle aged women is just peak normalfaggotry. It's the sexual equivalent of thinking Naruto and DBZ are the best anime ever. The sheer popularity of the acronym "MILF" shows just how dreadfully common it is. There isn't a single domain in which the most popular thing is also the highest quality, and that applies to waifus to.
No.836352
>>836307
>Kuroko's level of flat is disgusting too
It is? Shes has a nice torso. Elliptic cylinders with or without hyperbolic profiles are hot
No.836353
>>836352
I dislike the whole Raildex noodle design, to be honest. Not Kuroko's fault that she's a flatty in that specific universe.
No.836357
>>836353
What about the LN designs? JCStaff did have some stylistic differences.
>Louise
Only her and blue were tolerable in ZnT. Its been quite a few years so maybe its time to rewatch or read the LN.
No.836359
>>836357
The LN designs were tolerable, but still disliked them, or maybe I'm just saying it because I don't quite remember, I dropped that franchise after Frenda's humiliating death
No.836368
>>835382
>Anything more than a handful is a waste!
Just get bigger hands.
No.836370
>>836351
Lolis are way more popular than older women though?
No.836376
>>836370
Only on explicitly loli-friendly parts of the internet where lolicons congregate. They're banned on 99% of sites and talking about liking them could get you reported to the police.
No.836383
>>836376
Since when do we care about places like that?
No.836385
>>836383
I think you're missing the point. The argument in >>836351 is that things that are popular with normalfags tend to be low quality.
No.836392
>>836385
3D tends to be pretty popular with normalfags and nobody would dare to mix up 3D with 2D, would they?
No.836394
>>836392
3D is more popular than 2D with normalfags, hence 3D is worse.
2D ara is more popular than 2D loli with normalfags, hence 2D ara is worse.
It's pretty simple really.
No.836395
>>836376
Was that a threat anon?
No.836403
>>836376
>banned on 99% of sites
On some of the remaining 1% there are those users who post things like "get arrested yet?" and "go to jail pedo" which is fine as casual shitposting but gets out of hand when it degrades into almost witch hunting. Its the kind of behavior that seems more dangerous than just being banned outright.
No.836525
>>836394
I'd argue that ara is worse because they are disgusting, veiny, already cum filled boring cows, whereas lolis are small, fresh, excited wonder os the world.
No.836527
>>836525
>t. totally unbiased loliposter
No.836530
>>836527
I'm not unbiased, but that doesn't change the truth.
I get it that some people actually love the "used up, experienced, charmingly wrinkly" type, people are different, but that is the very reason why they will be forever inferior to the cute, round and just exciting girls for lolicons, not because normalfags like one or the other.
No.836542
>>836535
>closet homo desperately trying to sound straight
Okay.
No.836543
I go to DFC threads for the inevitable fat tits.
No.836544
>>836385
Reversed stupidity is not intelligence. That said, this from your quoted post is truth:
>There isn't a single domain in which the most popular thing is also the highest quality, and that applies to waifus to.
No.836548
>>836530
>"used up, experienced, charmingly wrinkly"
This is defamation. Older women possess a beauty that young girls currently do not and are just as worthy of love as them.
No.836551
>>836548
Reversing that statement gives the same conclusion.
>Young girl women possess a beauty that older women currently do not and are just as worthy of love as them.
No.836556
>>836548
>>836551
The conclusion being they're both equally worthy of love.
No.836573
>>835382
>Anything more than a handful is a waste!
Have you ever tried to fuck a box?
No.836582
>>836573
Very mature shitpost.
No.836594
I don't understand why people associate flatness with lolis. If anything, you are taking up a risk, because a young girl might start growing breasts later on, while it's quite unlikely for a flat teenager to suddenly get busty.
No.836653
>>836594
Its low hanging fruit. The same way people associate giant breasts with cows. In some ways a fully flat tall (and possibly older) girl is preferable to an equally flat short (and possibly younger) girl.
No.836676
>>836594
Women are supposed to have some level of boobs, it's just weird for a grown woman to have no boobs.
No.836677
>>836676
Yeah, I mean I like flat women, if they are also slow enough to have at least a bit of chest meat and some round shape.
The "tall and flat as board" or "noodle body" is just unattractive, not completely, but far from ideal for me.
Lolis sport flat well, because they are still shapely in a way well drawn lolis are.
No.836736
>>836594
Just take the plunge and get an oppai loli, which is the best kind of loli.
No.836737
Small breasted soft girls are the best.
No.836749
How small do breasts have to be to be considered flat? >>836594's picture has sufficient size to make a shadow on her chest, same with Yua, so "flat" should only be used in a relative sense and "small breasts" would be more accurate. Blue Ai >>836677 posted should be flat since theres no shadow. Same can be said of Tamate but at some point it seems to be up to the artist to decide based on lighting in the scene since the shadow comes and goes on some characters. For example Mayu.
No.836758
>>836749
Only A is "small-chested." Maybe some cases of very small B-cups, but this is debatable. Upper B through C can be considered "a handful" with D and above being cowtits. According to American bra sizes as the metric. The average breast size here is a 34DD so you can imagine why us Americans hate cowtits since we stare at them everywhere.
No.836759
>>836758
Fuck, meant flat-chested*
No.836763
>>836758
>American as metric
Thats an enlarged scale too. American A is japan's B and so on.
No.836804
>>836677
>The "tall and flat as board" or "noodle body" is just unattractive
Objection.
No.836808
>>836763
Histy and Nep-Nep a best.
No.836809
>>835205
Chubby lolis with a bit of belly are cute as fugg.
No.836831
>>836758
>imagine why us Americans hate cowtits
Objection!
No.836839
>>836758
>D and above being cowtits
No.836840
>>836839
Agreed. Anything above A is cowtits.
No.836858
>>836808
Do not lewd the minigirls
No.836862
>>836858
If I could I would be posting lewd minigirls with oppai right now
No.836864
>>836840
Anything above AA/AAA depending on how you measure it is to be decpared Oppai, and therefore cowtits. Long live the flat chest!
No.836870
>>836858
Well it's like >>835382 says - anything more than a handful is a waste. This is why the palm-sized girls are usually the best one. Not only does their chest size fit no matter how big or small, so does the rest of their body! And they're irresistibly cute! They're just as worthy of tender lovemaking, if not more so.
Also Histy is a good girl.
>>836862
Here's a couple.
No.836984
>>836858
I can't be held responsible when the minigirl has such delicious cowtits.
No.836988
>>836984
And a sharp manface? No thanks.
No.837150
>>836676
This happens if they're /fit/ excess fat is burned off to make room for muscle. Runners are twigs.
No.837158
MILFs > Lolis
>won't freak out over a penis like a lesbian
>knows what they want from you
>is willing to teach you sexually.
No.837166
>>837158
>not teaching her to love your benis
>not teaching her what she should want
>have to be taught by a female
No.837169
>>837158
>is willing to teach you sexually
>hey let me show you how all the other guys i fucked before did it
No.837170
>>837158
This post is proof that MILFfags have very little sexual drive, and probably erection problems, and need to be "guided" to feel excitement at all.
I weep for you.
No.837171
>>837158
>implying lolis cannot do any of that
No.837172
The correct answer is to have a christmas cake of a wife, love her, knock her up, then enjoy watching your loli daughter being cute years later.
>tfw no lovely wife and cute daughter to fall asleep with
No.837186
>>837158
I want a mature cake mistress to dominate me sexually with my consent.
>she gives you the rough treatment, but ends it snuggling you and telling you how proud she is of you.
No.837205
>>837172
>not making sweet and gentle, fatherly love to your daughter too
You ruined it.
No.837206
>>837158
Moms are for happy and fulfilling family/sex lives with their husbands, not being a sex toy for a young pervert who should be looking for a girl his own age.
>>837172
I agree with this post. Cakes are for making up for lost time with.
No.837228
>>837158
But what about lolibabaas.
No.837274
>>837186
>mature
Ruined it
>with my consent.
Why would you want that? She is not your mistress if you do not submit completely to her, and she certainly does not need your consent to do lewd things to you.
No.837346
>>835670
Phytoestrogen comes from plants, and they have the opposite effect of actual estrogen because they attach to estrogen receptors without actually doing estrogen stuff.
I dunno how credible this article is, but it doesn't sound dumb and it links to stuff so it's probably credible. https://draxe.com/phytoestrogens/
No.837350
>>837346
>Phytoestrogen comes from plants, and they have the opposite effect of actual estrogen because they attach to estrogen receptors without actually doing estrogen stuff.
That's not even what the article says. The "problem" with phytoestrogens is that they do work more or less like estradiol, with small differences, but your body, male or female, already has the correct level of estradiol, it doesn't need you to be supplementing it, hence an excess of phytoestrogens just throws off the balance. And being off-balance again has positive and negative effects, but in the case of phytoestrogens they're not really anything major. Either way, phytoestrogens are not competitive inhibitors.
No.837535
>>835378
I would but it distracts from the show.
No.837593
>>837158
What about loli bitches?
No.837598
>>837593
I especially didn't want to masturbate today, but her squirming was too much. Thanks asshole.
No.837603
Is flat vs big really such a problem?
I like both equally.
No.837605
>>837593
>group
No thankyou.
No.837607
>>837593
Nips really like their smegma, huh?
>>837603
It's something to argue about
No.837609
>>835197
I will never not get enough of her smugness.
No.837759
>>837609
One of the best girls in the series.
No.837796
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I don't mind cowtits sometimes. It mostly depends on the shape. Sagging ones are disgusting. What I really hate is when flat chests or budding breasts are seen as inferior, which is incredibly common because the average person and thus author is a faggot. It doesn't help that the average cowtitsfag is also into vomit-inducing "aras", which are just women a decade or three past their expiration date with tiny heads, melting faces and obese bodies that only Oedipus wannabes can find attractive.
No.837800
>>837759
>She'll never be able to drug and rape her beloved Onee-sama.
No.837806
>>837796
Preach it, bro.
I mean, I love this girl for example, she is cowtits, but still cute as hell and fresh.
Disgusting aras usually come with fucked up shaped breasts that start from the woman's neck, and end abruptly, and have sharp, droppy, often masculine face with overt makeup to make up for it and still be recognizable as a woman.
No.837811
>>837796
>What I really hate is when flat chests or budding breasts are seen as inferior, which is incredibly common because the average person and thus author is a faggot
The kind of mindset you refer to is disgusting. Its an outgrowth of the "bigger is better" mental ailment. Breasts too big look like there is some sort of health issue present and vaginas including uncensored 2D look gross.
>>837806
>Not knowing Hinako's name
Come on now. You didn't even look up the series?
No.837812
>>837811
I watched the series. And I remember her and Mayumi's name.
Though I almost ended up dropping it because of how the only disgusting girl was shilled as the most beautiful and hottest thing ever existing.
No.837814
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>>837811
>vaginas
>look gross
Maybe if you are a homosexual man.
No.837816
>>837812
The autism landlord looked fine but certainly didn't deserve the pretty girl treatment. The rest of the main cast had her comfortably beaten.
No.837817
>>837814
There's a vast difference between cute, puffy loli vaginas and saggy, hairy ara vaginas.
No.837818
>>837817
I was with you until you dissed pubic hair.
No.837819
>>837818
>liking pubic hair
Hair belongs in and on the head. Nowhere else.
No.837821
>>837819
>hair belongs in the head
No.837822
>>837821
Hair in the middle ear is how hearing works. Hair in the nose helps capture large particles in the air and fight nasal infection. The hairs themselves may be tiny and hard to see but the complete absence of them would be terrible.
No.837823
>>837822
>middle ear
Meant inner ear.
No.837856
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I like my girls like I like my cars.
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No.837916
>>837856
You like cars with dicks?
No.837941
>>837856
>putting spats on your car
I honestly don't know how to feel about this.
No.837943
>>837856
Cars that will get you put into prison if you get seen with them in public?
No.837947
>>837856
Flat, 2 cylinders and no torque?
No.837952
>>837800
I'd rather see her have a happy consensual relationship.
No.838026
>>837346
>they have the opposite effect of actual estrogen
Wrong they are weaker than estrogen but do the same thing, its given to women during menopause to stabalise them as they don't have enough estrogen in their system to function normally.
Either way it shouldn't be in a male's body.
No.838355
I have a low opinion of large breasts.
A woman with smaller breasts will be able to hug you that much closer to her and produce just as much milk(if that's your thing). As always, the best breasts belong to the one you love.
No.838357
>>838026
Soy beans are just beans; don't listen to uninformed bullshit you read on imageboards.
No.838360
Saying:
>The best breasts belong to the one you love
Is a cop-out. Plain and simple. Of course the one you love would have the "best breasts." My waifu has roughly a B-cup chest and is more of a petite hourglass, even though my overall tastes tend to be more for lolis and even flatter chests. That doesn't stop me from objectively stating that the flatter the chest, the better. Of course an anime girl should have the best breasts and body that fit her form and figure (and attitude), but one can still objectively state that the flatter the chest the more superior she is while admitting these facts. Being "strictly neutral" or playing "horseshoe theory" is being a little bitch.
DFC > Cow Tits
No.838364
>>838360
>Being "strictly neutral" or playing "horseshoe theory" is being a little bitch.
Don't be like that. You know as much as anyone it doesn't seriously matter on well designed girls. If you really want to discuss something that matters go for hair colors, hair styles, and pantsu colors/styles
No.838365
>>838364
>That last one
As if it were ever a question, anon.
No.838369
>>835414
Nope. That fat in breast milk has to come from somewhere.
No.838374
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>>838369
Anon, breast milk is more sugar than fat. Only cow milk is high in fat, but I guess that makes sense since you like cow tits. Eating a 2oz serving of spam and a muffin contains about the same amount of fat and double the sugar as what the body would need to produce one cup of breast milk.
No.838375
>>838374
And a (newborn) baby only drinks like 2-3 cups of milk a day. Their stomach grows until they consume about 4-6 cups of milk over the course of the day, and won't get too much bigger until they're old enough to start consuming cow's milk anyways.
No.838387
>>838364
Sure, a character can be well designed and have large breasts, but the very fact they have large breasts nudges them in the wrong direction along the cute-to-mature spectrum. All other things being equal, oppai lolis are inherently less cute than flat lolis.
If your preference is in the middle of that spectrum then you'll be able to find characters with both small and large breasts attractive, but if you only like the cutest girls then breasts are a major problem.
For instance, can you imagine any big-breasted girl being as cute as Yotsuba?
>>838365
Good taste, but I wouldn't restrict myself to just kumapan.
No.838787
Apologies if this is question goes a bit too far, but does the number of breasts influence the decision on whether flat vs curvy wins?
No.838788
>>838787
How can you have more than 2 breasts?
No.838791
No.838793
>>838791
Multi-breast is kind of knocking on /fur/'s door
No.838804
>>838788
Front breasts and back breasts.
No.838821
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>>838787
Extra breasts should be flat, maybe slightly puffy for the second row. While there might be some exceptions, in general it is far more ascetically pleasing compared to multiple large breasts. Here are a few images for example.
Of course it fits best with kemono and feral/yotsukemo (the latter two images for those not interested), but it can work for kemonomimi/monster girls too.
No.838875
>>838791
I think on Monster girls, flat to modest size is a perfect balance.
No.839040
>>838787
>>838821
This. Extra nips are nice, extra boobs are a bit weird. Still fapped.
Crotch tits are the absolute worst though.
No.839083
I totally agree, OP. Flat girls with puffy vulvas are the best.
Only homos like girls with feminine bodies.
No.839092
>>839083
Where's that third nuke?
No.839093
>>839083
Now you're getting it.
No.839094
>>839083
>>839093
It takes a fag not to see the difference between a trap and a flat girl.
No wonder trapfags are gay.
No.839100
>>835369
>implying genes don’t contribute to perkiness
There are plenty of women with different body types (skinny, fat, hourglass, pear, lean, etc.) who have huge natural tits. Yes, it's true that gravity happens and they sag as they age, but that doesn't mean big and perky animesque boobs don't exist in real life, implants or none.
No.839107
Big tits are veiny, so I'd rather flat ones, but my ideal are modest sized ones.
No.839132
>>838360
If you wont accept the copout, then you're fucked either way because DCT > DFC any day.
You DFC niggers have become a blight. Not even DFC themselves, but DFCniggers specifically. I wish I could genocide all of you while making you watch 3DPD porn in your last hours.
No.839142
>>839132
Right back to you, shitposter.
No.839147
>>839142
Justify why you need to ruin every ero thread with your DFCshitter then faggot.
No.839149
>>839147
>comes into thread about DFC
>"hurr your ruining the thread with DFC"
Liking cowtits isn't going to make you any less of a retard anon.
No.839166
>>839147
DFC is relevant in ero threads.
Cowtits are NOT relevant in DFC threads.
Now who is the one who just comes to the thread to shitpost, I wonder.
No.839176
>>839166
Is this a DFC thread though? I thought going by the subject in the OP it was just a friendly debate about the merits of bust sizes. I just love boobs no matter the size, let's all just get along. No bully.
No.839225
>>839176
>No bully.
You've come to the wrong part of town for that.
No.839236
>>839149
>>839166
This isn't a DFC thread.
And even it is, you faggots deserve to have it ruined and forced to recognize big breast superiority.
Exterminate the DFC niggers, run them over with cars.
No.839240
>>839236
Ironic from someone who is such a closet homo that he needs to see huge breasts to be able to see femininity.
Also, enjoy vacation shitposter.
No.839250
>>839236
Big breasts are such a childish fantasy. I remember when I was a pre-teen I thought big breasts were cool, not because they are actually attractive, but because of all the attention they get in the media. Liking cowtits is the sexual equivalent of buying Beats headphones - they're popular and trendy but are actually pretty shitty, low-quality trash.
Sure, the debate is ultimately subjective and some people may genuinely like big breasts, but I suspect they are vastly outnumbered by the people who only think they're good because that's what they've been told by the media. They want to look cool like the men they see on TV, so the imitate their taste in women. It's no surprise that insecure men are more likely to say they prefer women with big breasts.
No.839252
>>839250
Exactly this.
I have a creeping feeling, that those people who make themselves believe they are actually attracted to those "big mature women" are the ones having erection problem and whatsoever.
No.839256
>>839250
So basically, flatfags are contrarian hipsters and liking flat chests is the sexual equivalent of using a shitty old flip phone just because it's less "mainstream" than a smartphone.
I've never understood how some people could like girls with the bodies of 10 year old boys but now it all makes sense. They're not actually sexually attracted to them, they just like feeling superior to everyone else for liking something unpopular, completely oblivious to the fact that it's unpopular precisely because it's objectively inferior. I'm sorry dude, but liking a 2x4 in a dress doesn't make you cool or unique, it just makes you look like a commoner with terminal shit taste.
No.839262
>>839256
>girls with the bodies of 10 year old boys
So, according to you, the only difference between the body of a man and a woman (other than the reproductive organs) is the presence of two useless sacks of fat on the later? If you really think that, then you need to take at least some anatomy lessons.
No.839267
>>839256
It's nothing to do with being contrarian. As I grew up I stopped giving a fuck what people think, so now I watch anime made for little girls and fap to only the cutest, most attractive characters.
No.839272
>>839250
>childish fantasy.
Pretty much this. I touched DD cups once and stayed pure enough for wizardry. It killed any interest I had in 3DPD and giant breasts. Once you see them up close you realize they are abnormal
No.839276
>>839250
I think you're mistaken about them liking cowtits because of the media. I think a much more likely explanation is simply that they never got out of the "more is always better" mentality.
No.839278
I believe that the perfect combination of both is truly the best; breast envy
No.839280
>>839279
You were discredited decades ago you dumb jew.
No.839282
>>839279
Indeed. Isn't it funny how closely saggy cow-tits resemble a man's balls? Some anons must have really bad daddy issues.
No.839284
>>839280
Are you sure you are not saying that due to sexual insecurity? Tell me about your childhood, how bad did your mother treat you that made you like anything over A cup?
No.839285
>>839282
>>839284
Psychology is jews projecting their many, many mental flaws onto human beings and you two should feel bad for doing so to us.
No.839288
>>839285
>he doesnt show off his armchair psychology degree by shitting on cup sizes
No.839291
>>839288
>Haha, I was just kidding you guys
No.839312
>>839240
>>839250
Prefering big breasts is a sign you are ready to father children and are looking for a suitable partner, said chest size being one of many indicators.
DFCniggers are manchildren with manchildren taste. Exterminating them is a public service.
No.839419
>>839312
I don't think liking big breasts has anything to do with all that. Just say you prefer them big because you find them sexier, that's what I'd say.
No.839430
>>839312
I'd believe you if you said "prefering fat women", not big breasts, sorry.
No.839435
Reminder that big breasts are better because they make a woman look more like a woman.
>>839430
Fat women make terrible mothers, why would he say that?
No.839481
>>839435
It's true. Fat women are terrible mothers.
No.839513
I think we can all agree busty 30 year old virgin christmas cakes are objectively the best type of girls.
No.839528
>>839513
I want to cook for a cake and see her smile again.
No.839586
>>839528
This. A home cooked meal after they've had nothing but instant ramen is a one way ticket to a cake's heart.
No.840953
>>837158
<"le experienced whamen are better sex" maymay
Only unironic virgins that this bullshit,anyone who actually had sex with one know they just lay there and expect you to do all the work
No.842414
>>839312
Cowtits are gross and only cucks like cowtits because they want a woman who has big saggy tits from birthing Tyrone's niglets.