/a/ - Animu & Mango

Maids with Prime Numbers on their aprons are my fetish, unfortunately my folder got deleted. Does anyone have their folder they'd be willing to dump for me?

You're an absolute degenerate if you like mades with composite numbers, you're worse than a furfag.

>>817648

You know what, I'm fucking sick of Flat AND Oppai. Tits are nice, but flat means it's too close to the flesh so you can't do rougher play unless she's also a painslut, and trust me, mild reluctance is the best part about pain in sex.

Oppai is the opposite. The layers of fat buffer too much so you can abuse those tits as much as you want, but if you're not really making it hurt, as in making it turn purple with bruises, then it barely registers.

Modest Handfuls are the true ideal.

>>817618

>motherly

What makes a meido motherly?

>>817675

1 and 5 are what a maid outfit should be, with the choice between the two down to the circumstances.

2 is great as a secondary uniform for 1, but it's less than ideal as a uniform in its own right.

3 is just cosplay.

4 and 6 are unworthy of consideration.

7 is like a slightly worse 3, which while slightly less slutty is also less maid-like.

8 is pretty good. The foreign influence blends quite well, turning what would otherwise be a negative (as it was for 7) into a positive. The outfit is intended for waitressing rather than maiding, but could do for an actual maid if need be.

I have a thing for undead girls so 9 gets some good marks there. The outfit itself is pretty traditional so it gets approval alongside 1, 2, and 5.

Not entirely sure what the theme of 10 is supposed to be. The outfit is reasonable enough, and the accessories, while unconventional, mesh acceptably.

I don't know where to put 11. I feel like ranking it purely as a maid outfit doesn't do it justice, since seems to have more of a purpose than the cosplay outfits like 3 and 7. It's merely a maid-themed outfit rather than a maid outfit.

12 is suitable only as a waitress in a military-themed restaurant, which is an awfully niche role. She's cute, but not really a maid. Ranks close to 3.

1&5>2>9>8&10>3&12>7>6>4

>>817690

>Not entirely sure what the theme of 10 is supposed to be.

The kana under her reads "steampunk". It's a lazy steampunk maid.

>>817693

Not what I would have guessed. That definitely brings it down, both for doing a poor job representing its theme, and for being yet another lousy design in a genre replete with lousy designs.

>>817690

>I don't know where to put 11.

Its not a maid outfit. Its not cosplay. Its not a maid theme. Its an android in maid mode. It belongs at the top of the list.

>>817722

What happens if he declines?

>>817734

Bad things happen to those who decline maids, anon. I watched a bucket full of bricks fall on a guy's head when he declined a maid, courts ruled it an accident, but... You see some shit, anon.

>>817734

Then she does do some remodeling.

>>817675

Left or right? (Personally I prefer left.)

>>817909

>Can boys be maids too?

<Posts image of maid boy.

Didn't you answer your own question already?

>>817928

Would you eat her tail? I would.

>>817963

And get dragon sickness? No thanks.

>>817909

>what is a butler?

>>817938

63;25;61;33

What now, GM senpai?

>>817668

>>817669

I have never seen this maid. Who is Yakui, and why is she so incredibly comfy?

>>817982

I remember a scene in Lain, where some guy takes a pill that contained some micro chip that simulates extreme pleasure for his brain or whatever it was. Could be that I am confusing this with the animatrix series. though. Other than that I have not seen drugs beside alcohol, nicotine or pharmaceuticals in any other animu.

What are the depictions of drugs in animu and mango? The japs seem to have a unique approach to them, but I am certain their little island state isn't safe from such recreational hazards.

>>817990

Japan cracked down HARD on opium back in the 70s/80s due to proximity to China, and the other drugs got caught up in the Opium busts. They have some of the strictest drug laws in the world short of places in Africa/the Middle East who kill you for drug use.

>>817999 Very nice, desu.

> I'll just roll them on /tg/ to speed things up.

>>>/tg/371546

Anon, you better delete that thread now. It's not nice to shit up someone else's board! Think of their maidus, who now have to clean up the mess you made!

>robot bunny OC-fag druggy maidu

That's a little excessive. I now understand why they said that starters should go with only two traits.

>>818002

That's a post not a thread and I'm too drunk and too tired to take responsibility for it now.

>>818005

>drunkposting

Your maid should have locked the liquor cabinet. You are never too drunk to take responsibility for your own actions. It was your choice to get drunk to begin with.

>>818020

Well, yeah? I also chose to be irresponsible though.

Meido are only good when they're not degenerate sluts, like the kind you fags adore.

>>818020

We all do it sometimes, faggot. Also:

>implying a maid would still have a job/home if she attempted to keep anons from their booze

>>818025

>not employing bully maids who bully you for all your vices in order to better yourself as a human being

Maids are a tool for self improvement.

>>818024

Someone's salty.

>>817781

Left, but they need an apron for no maid likes to get stuff on their legs, especially chemicals.

>>817938

Rolled 46, 56, 35, 44

Tell me about maids

>>817990

You're not completely wrong. It was called Accela and it was explicitly described as something that was "not exactly a drug, but you had to go through the same hoops to get it"

>>818066

>Care to elaborate?

Skip to about the 16ish minute mark of episode 9 of Samurai Champloo

Around 10:10 of vid related his manager tries to make him smoke pot because "he isn't metal enough."

There's some other examples, I guess it isn't really "90s anime" so much as having that 90s vibe.

>>818085

Edibles will fuck you up, mate.

>>818066

The Shaman King manga has a few allusions to weed.

>>817990

I think samurai champloo had an episode with something drug related

>>818166

Skip to 15:50

>>818214

Maids are not meant to rest. What is she doing on the bed?

>>818224

I've tried but i just can't get into the girls from K-on. They seem so generic and silly.

>>817690

I see you are also a gentleman of refined taste and good character my friend.

>>817675

Let me see if I got this right:

1. Victorian (evening) 2. Victorian (morning) 3. Miniskirt 4. French 5. Classic 6. Swimsuit

7. China 8. Japanese style 9. Horror 10. Steampunk 11. Cyber 12. Military.

>>818300

So this bitch eventually got fucked or MC stayed true to loving Aniki and lived doing Gachi remixes for the rest of his life?

Maids are hot because they're basically submissive mothers you can fuck.

>>817618

Meido's exist to serve. That's what's so good about them.

>>819122

Must you have such horribly shit taste openly?

>>824686

Continue

>>837002

>cover

Is that a fucking flare gun with a bayonet? The only relevant thing I can imagine is that there was a bayonet for the Webley, and there was also a flare pistol that used half of a Webley, but I'm sure you couldn't fit the bayonet to the flare pistol. And even ignoring all of that, why? Just why?

>>836912

Don't twirl other people's maids!

>>837006

Same reason Japan put bayonets on their heavy machine guns, I suppose.