/a/ - Animu & Mango

If there were no consequences, what would you do to each of the Ichigo girls? Which one of them is your favorite? What are their fetishes?

>>814894

It might be like that at first, but an aristocrat class would rapidly emerge who enforce their will through bullying. Without any adults to keep them in check the worst bullies would rise to the top and establish harems of cute, sensitive lolis to tease and torment.

>>814894

Goddammit, I didn't need this... Welp, here I go.

>Loli reproduction is done whenever two purehearted girls realize their true feelings for each other and hold hands.

>After which, a new girl will move in to the neighborhood and make friends with them.

>The only real thing that all lolis can agree upon is the genocide of Sneaky Aras that try and tempt them with their juice boxes and after-school snacks, and soft, pillowy laps.

>Basically pic-related but everything is lolis and aras, and maybe a shota or two.

There, happy?

BEWARE

>>814906

>>814911

Pah, they're clearly amateurs.

If I was going to kidnap some lolis I'd give them lots of delicious candy but leave them gagged so they couldn't eat any of it.

>>814884

Leave the destroyers alone OP.

Here's what I think about lolis.

Daily reminder to always obey the local rules when you take your lolis to the park.

>>815055

I got you, Anon

>>814914

>Shitty OC I made is still in circulation

Neat. Have a picture of best magical loli.

>>815055

I'd have to agree with >>815133

Lolis just make the world a better place. Where little girls can not roam free, freedom has long since been destroyed. I want to give my loli head pats and hold hands while riding ATVs without worrying about the consequences, society be damned!

What if your wife is a loli?

>>815247

>Which hand and which direction is the right way to head pat a loli?

Well anon, there's a few different methods depending on context and how long contact is allowed. You should always remember the rules of head patting a loli so she doesn't bite you or otherwise retaliate:

>1. It’s always best to let the loli initiate the contact rather than invading her space. Some lolis need a few seconds or minutes before they feel comfortable enough to come close and accept being touched.

>2. Pet the loli gently on the top of the head or behind the ear closest to you. In all cases, avoid any petting over or across the loli outside the head region. Never hug the loli! Stop after a few seconds and see if the loli asks for more or on the contrary shows signs of relief and avoidance.

>3. Watch for any displacement or stress signals: freezing, looking away, lewd licking of the lips, yawning, frozen face, batting you with her little loli hands, knees tucked, body quivering, urination. If the loli displays any of them, back off and give her space!

>4.When it’s your own loli, take the time to desensitize her to unavoidable restrains. Hold hands with her for instance, and give the loli snacks or a treat. Grab the loli’s hands, armpits, cheeks, etc… and give her a treat. For more information on how to desensitize your loli to potentially unpleasant manipulations, you can refer to the book The importance of preparing Lolis for the pediatrician.

>5. When the loli isn’t yours, always ask her guardian before interacting with her!

>>815247

>>815319

Now that you know proper loli safety when it comes to headpatting her, we can begin to go over the various methods of headpats!

The Oto-san

In this configuration, you may be rougher with your loli headpats as she is expecting rougher treatment. This headpat is usually combined with a firm rubbing of the scalp over the top of her head with the palm of your hand in a hyperbolic back-and-forth movement. While this can be performed front-to-back, it is typically performed side-to-side. This headpatting technique is the most proven to result in a perfect combination of pleasure and proper grooming technique for the loli. Ignore frizzy or otherwise displaced hair, as this will return to normal when the loli next performs her regular grooming.

The Onee-san

This headpat tends to be less of a pat and more of a stroke in an effort to groom your loli's hair. It may be performed at any time without much judgement by the community. This headpat typically involved the loli facing away from you, so it's a good technique when she's pouting and avoiding looking at you. The Onee-san may be performed by gently pushing the hand forward palm-out along the scalp roughly for stimulation, followed by a gentle back-pull across the entirety of the loli's head down the back of her hair to her neck. The stroke may be continued through her hair for grooming purposes. This stroke should never exceed the ear tip-line lest you enter into uncharted territories!

The Onii-san

This particular loli headpatting technique is NOT recommended for beginners! The Onii-san technique involves the direct application of one's knuckles or thumbs/finger pressure points to the loli's scalp in deep but small circular motions. This technique was developed as a mixture of pleasure and pain to discipline one's loli while letting them know you love her! Some lolis prefer this method of head-patting, especially those that could be described as having entered the "early chuuni" loli phase. The Onii-san should only be applied irregularly as to prevent sores on your loli's head that might make headpats painful! Never abuse your loli by performing too many Onii-san style headpats!

The Onii-chan

A variant of the Onii-san style developed to allow better headpatting capability without discipline. this method of headpatting involves gently placing the hands on both sides of your loli's head, and quickly (but gently!) rustling your hands back and forth in a hyperbolic form similar to the oto-san. This will result in displaced and very frizzy hair, but your loli will groom herself to fix this issue, so do not worry! This method should be used gently and never be combined with the Onii-san method lest you hurt your loli!

The Clockwork Standard

This method was developed by a famous German politician during the early 1940s and has become the gold standard among most publicly acceptable manners of head-patting the loli. Simply place one hand on the loli's head with the palm positioned along the crown/skullcap, and ruffle the hair in a clockwise or counter-clockwise motion, making sure to go in the same direction as the hair's natural distortion. Keep one's eyes and ears alert in case the loli is untrained and responds with retaliation to head pats.

The "Wan-chan" Standard

This method of head patting should generally be reserved for praise, though it's a good way of developing the shock systems and neck muscles in your loli. To perform the Wan-chan standard, simply place the hand over the loli's head, preferably unexpectedly, and begin to pat in an up and down motion, applying enough force to feel slight head displacement between pats without causing harm. The Wan-chan standard may be performed on both the head and upper back/shoulder area- more pressure/force may be applied to the shoulders than to the head.The standard for the Wan-chan method is three head pats. Not four, two is only acceptable preceding your count to three, five is right out! Three pats and only three! Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then you may or may not strike a pose such as "gets!" or a simple thumbs up to show your praise and approval for the loli's behaviour.

The Lover's Tryst

This method should only be used in the privacy of one's home, as it is completely and utterly inappropriate to perform The Lover's Tryst method of headpats in public! This method of headpatting involves running your hands in a hyperbolic or clockwise rotation along the sides of your loli's head. The hands should start near the sphenoid, right above the jaw-latch, where some pressure should be applied with the thumb or fingers to initiate contact. After performing a mixture of hyprbolic and clockwork motions of the hands, which shall rub between the Jaw and the back of the head, running both over and behind the ears, one's hands should end up along the cheeks of your loli, ideally with her holding your hands with her own or leaning into one particular hand. This method of head patting is reserved for only a loli who absolutely trusts you and your headpatting capabilities, and one should avoid this advanced head pat technique until they've been familiar with the loli for at least several weeks if not months or even years! When performed in a public place, your loli will typically become flustered and try to pull away, and she might still try to pull away even in private settings. Other lolis will become enraged or otherwise flustered when witnessing this headpat technique, and may in turn want it themselves or retaliate against your loli for being the only one to receive such headpats. Should an accident occur and another loli sees this headpat, one must be prepared to scold their loli if she becomes smug to the other nearby loli, lest bullying or loss of friendship should occur! One should keep this in mind when headpatting one's loli and avoid embarrassing situations such as other lolis accusing you of being a hentai or pedophile.

The Cheeki Breeki Method

This method should only be used with trusted lolis as it leaves the head patter exposed to additional harm by leaving both the genitals exposed to kicking and face within close contact of the loli. This "head-patting" method was said to have been invented by the Ukrainians during the nuclear melt down at Chernobyl, and somehow found its way into the headpatting community through online forums and gun imageboards. The Cheeki Breeki headpat involves slinging one's AK or Mosin Nagant over the shoulder, grabbing one's loli by the shoulders or waist (Warning: avoid grabbing your loli by the bust, hips, or bum-cheeks as she may panic!), pushing ones nose/cheeks/mouth up against the loli's scalp, and rubbing back and forth quickly while inhaling the scent of the loli. Depending on context, this method may or may not be acceptable in public as it is unorthodox, but your loli will probably love it if she is familiar with you and your Slavshit mannerisms. One may at any time use one hand to brush the loli's hair, but must maintain at least one hand in control of the loli's core to allow quick push-away should she retaliate by attacking the face, stomach, or genitals. This method is considered very useful for making sure your loli is grooming properly and you don't have a stinky loli (in which case one must be sure to properly bathe their loli!). The motion of the cheeki breeki may be completed with a light kissu on the top of the head or forehead, though this may temporarily cause blood to rush to your loli's head. In certain cultures, a kissu on the cheek is also an acceptable method of ending this headpat.

There are a few common variations of methods from which the loli may be headpatted. The most common of which are the...

>Standard Method, some times called the "I Stand" Method

This method is self-explanatory. The Loli has initialized contact by approaching you while standing and you are simply patting her head.

>The "I Sits" Method

There are two variations of this method depending on how your loli behaves. She might scoot over next to you to initiate headpats, or she might sit on your lap to initiate headpats. No matter how good her rump feels or how pleasant her smell is, you must avoid having a sexual reaction in this situation or you will be called a hentai. WARNING: Some lolis will try to initiate sexual contact in this configuration! One must always be aware if they are around a lewd loli and take appropriate action!

>The Hugging Method

This is perhaps the most common method among long-time loli owners. In this configuration, the loli has approached the owner, and perhaps after a socially acceptable headpat was not satisfied/did not receive enough stimulation. The loli has initiated a hug or has made it clear that she wishes to be hugged. One must take extra care to avoid being called a hentai or otherwise being ostracized by other lolis in this position. Lolis will often take up the hugging position after being bullied or injured during play, so it's important to figure out what's happening or what's possibly wrong after headpats if the loli initiated this headpatting method and does not normally perform it. Hugging the loli back is optional.

>Carrying Method

Owners should avoid headpats while carrying their loli unless they are absolutely confident in the loli-human bond! Some lolis will never open up to the carrying method while some lolis mannerisms make them predisposed to this method. Lolis will typically come to hate or dislike this method as they become older, so one should enjoy the short time when their lolis accept this method of carrying. This configuration is almost always initiated by the loli's guardian unless in a variation of the hugging method. The most common ways to hold your loli are:

<Hands under the armpits

Tuck one arm up to the elbow under the armpit to hold the loli up during headpats

<Hands on waist/lowerbust/upper hips

Being mindful of hand position, wrap one arm around the loli's waist to hold her up while initiating headpats

<Hand under rump

For smaller lolis, you may hold them with one hand or arm under the rump (Do NOT grab the rump strongly!) and use the other hand to initiate headpats

<Princess Carry

This method puts your hand in direct access to her head. Many lolis feel vulnerable in this configuration and similar ones.

<Over-the-shoulder

Heft the loli over one's shoulder so she can support herself with her upper body weight as a counter-balance. Keep the closest hand on her waist, hips, or rump to hold her upright while patting her with the other hand.

<Hands-Free Method

Generally unorthodox, this method is only taught or learned from hentais and other lolis, and involves the loli hanging off your shoulders with her own strength or wrapping her legs around your waist after jumping onto you. Your loli will sometimes initiate this method to mark her territory to other lolis, and it is her way of saying "back off, this human's mine!" This method is highly inappropriate in public, and you must scold your loli if she does this outside of private establishments! If you don't your loli may develop strange sexual fetishes or she might become a bully!

<Piggyback Method

This method will provide maximum joy to a loli, but it is almost impossible for the one giving her a piggyback to give her headpats. The piggyback method should be reserved mainly for couples in possession of a loli, when the loli is exhausted, or when the arms are tired from too much headpats. See piggyback methods for more details!

>>815333

The trips, the autistic amounts of information, everything about this post is fantastic.

>>815333

May the loli bless you, anon.

>>815333

Truly amazing work, anon.

>>815333

>>815333

Subarashii!

>>815535

If she woke up during the night, change her into a diaper and let her sleep in my bed. Proceed to cuddle her profusely.

If it's the morning, tell her to go take a shower while I put her sheets in the wash. When she's all clean, change her into a fresh diaper and help her get ready for school.

>>817508

Almost any hairstyle can look cute on a loli, but I do have a slight preference for the more childish hair styles which make their heads look wider. Symmetrical fluffy pigtails or large accessories (bows etc.) are great.

>>817508

The style on the right.

>>817508

They are somewhat hard to find but single or twinbraids.

As a loli, as we all are, how do you dress when you go out?

>>818874

A baggy T-shirt, jeans/cargo pants, (shorts or skirts when it's hot), and a hoodie (when it's cold) are the one true way, fellow loli.

Reminder to take good care of your lolis. Feed them daily and give them lots of enormous head pats.

>>819241

Figging.

>>819165

And don't forget to recharge your loli

>>819278

Oh yeah! I almost forgot.

>>819292

There is no such thing as too many headpats per day. Headpat your loli until she is satisfied or you must stop headpatting her. You should be aware that excessive headpatting can temporarily lead to a variety of symptoms including but not limited to:

<Excessive blushing

<Hugging

<Hand-holding

<Audible screeching

<Audible myuu-yuus

<Excessive Drooling

<Temporary loss of sensation from the waist down

<Heart-shaped pupils

These symptoms will usually clear up within a few minutes or hours though. If symptoms exceed 48 hours you should see a loli specialist to find out if your loli is broken. You should note that headpats can be a habit-forming addiction for both the guardian and the loli in question, so you must be prepared to hold off on headpats occasionally for a variety of reasons or each headpat session might become longer or more intense!

>>819301

>You should note that headpats can be a habit-forming addiction for both the guardian and the loli in question, so you must be prepared to hold off on headpats occasionally for a variety of reasons or each headpat session might become longer or more intense!

The risks of this should not be underestimated. While it may sound appealing, the intensity and neediness can quickly spiral out of control.

>>819311

Please wash your lolis. It's good for their health, it makes them happy, and it makes for a great bonding experience.

How do I get my loli to stop sitting indecently?

>>819241

Sitting on my lap with no panties on.

>>819320

She's sitting indecently because she doesn't feel any shame about showing off her crotch. Therefore the solution is to give her something to be ashamed about.

Start by confiscating all her pantsu and replacing them with ones she'll be more embarrassed to be seen wearing. If she's a JC or JK loli, cute kuma-pan might be embarrassing enough, but if she's in elementary school then the best option is probably diapers. In most cases this is enough to make the loli very self-conscious about exposing her crotch.

In the unlikely event she still still doesn't correct her behavior, more drastic measures are needed. Only allow her to wear short skirts and spank her whenever you catch her exposing herself. Get her to invite her friends over and give them the authority to discipline/bully her when she exposes herself at school. Make her wear nopan or just a band-aid.

Can someone explain to me what the deal is with diaperposting? I swear I haven't seen a single loli thread without diapers being referred to in significant details multiple times. Are diapers really so prevalent in the loli-keeping community or is it just a small group of fanatics?

>>819436

>I don't want her getting involved with any loli gangs

This is why it's important to teach your lolis about the importance of consent before you allow them to go out unsupervised. You must make sure they understand that salarymen are too old to consent and that they could ruin a man's life if they act without thinking.

You could also consider having her wear a bell to warn men of her presence before she sneaks up on them, although in some cases that may be counterproductive.

>>819713

>put her down yourself

>>819713

>euthanizing your loli

>letting the universe win

>not telling the universe to go fuck itself and using your believing heart to save your loli through sheer force of will

/l/ is under new ownership

And we invite you to participate in our board >>>/l/ . Let's make Japanese lolicon great again on 8ch.net! We are awaiting for you!

Anon working in a foreign country here. The locals told me to put up the anti-loli net everytime I went to bed. I chuckled and ignored this unlikely rumor, but I noticed jungle lolis lurking around behind the locals, walking like a predator waiting to strike down. I still ignored it, maybe it was a bad joke. I went to sleep, and now I'm surrounded by jungle lolis squeezing every inch of my body like an anaconda made of little girls. Phoneposting is surprisingly difficult when you have curious hands fiddling it, and the smell of fruits, exotic flowers and wet dirt is intoxicating. The villagers told me they're gonna call the elder to get the Lolis off of me, something about tickling to disengage them from my body.

Please, put up your loli nets, going to the bathroom is a Herculean task when you have an armor made of little girls.

And now I'm going to Antarctica in some weeks, I hope there are not vicious lolis there. My contact there did have a weird voice, like a squeaky voice doing a bad gruff voice impression. Ah well, maybe he's sick or something.

It's Child's Day on my country, so let's celebrate by posting more lolis. Treat yourself with some sweets, too.

>>821149

Japan has their own Children's Day coming up soon, don't they? Can't wait to see what new art they make of Pedoi-san.

What about double loli?

>>821177

Loli bun.

>>821177

I used to say Loli Catgirls were better, but my opinion has shifted heavily towards loli wan-chans over the last year.

>>817508

Himecuts or straight bangs in general are supreme, especially when blonde.

>>821426

>>821417

You have to make it explicitly clear to her that she's far too young to "do it". I suggest buying a chastity belt for her to wear at all times. You can take it off while you give her a bath (supervised, of course), but she needs to learn that sexual release is no longer an option. She'll probably still continue some of her lewd behaviors despite the chastity belt, but those can be corrected through conventional discipline.

>>820705

>flags

нет

Anon, would you rather have a loli or be a loli?

Imagine being a small cute thing and receiving daily hugs and head pats from your nee-san Always feeling loved and protected and bringing happiness to the ones around you just by existing and being cute.

>>821521

Why not both? Lolicon lolis a best.

>>821521

I want to be the loli.

>>821521

Both are okay, but I'm leaning a bit more towards being the loli

>>821533

If you ever become one, can I have you?

>>821537

A-anon!

>>821568

Why can't you just headpat me and call me cute like you do with the others

>>821521

>Implying I'm not already a little girl

I would rather have a loli at this point in my life, as being a loli would have disadvantages such as making it harder to acquire beer and sake, and being extra lewd could end badly. If I have a loli I can keep her safe and give her all the headpats and hand-holdings she'll ever want in this world as we go on nature hikes and shoot shit innawoods.

>>821599

>>821521

Ah, actually what if I just bought beer and guns on the loli black market? I could keep some decoy rock CDs around unless the Onii-chans ever raid my hideout. Then I could become the swolest loli and give the little lolis piggyback rides as we go on various Colors-like activities and adventures!

>>821523

>Lolicon lolis a best.

These are hard to find. Offhand only Tomoyo (Sakura), Saikawa (Kobayashi), and the girls in that manga where a salaryman becomes a JS5 come to mind. I wish there were more of these as it appeals to a wide audience if done well.

A while ago someone on /loli/ recommended several anime. I'm working through them, currently on Chokotto Sister, and at some point realized how satisfying it is to see you girl you like be successful in her romance with MC. I've become used to cheering on favorites in futility. Watching these has also had the effect of making it very very clear I have zero interest in non-loli characters and wasted time even deluding myself otherwise.

How do you feel about onee-sans giving shotas headpats, acceptable or heresy?

>>821631

>shotas and oneesans in a loli thread

>>821631

ACCEPTABLE

>>821601

>2nd image

>it's going to get an animu

>translatorfags finally get back to work

>fanart tells me that there's a /fit/ loli in the series too

Oh, what a day, what a lovely day!

>>821529

That does sound quite fun. In fact, that has the advantage of letting me go to the same school as my imouto so I could continue lovingly bullying her all day.

>>821745

For the outside a sponge and some warm soapy water should do the trick. Wet-wipes also work in a pinch.

For the inside I recommend frequent enemas. Warm water works well, but if the loli has been naughty you can add a little bit of plain soap or glycerin to the mix. Make her hold it for at least 10 minutes to give it time to act, but naughty lolis can be made to hold it for longer as a punishment.

>>821801

That doesn't sound so bad. I'm sure she meant it innocently, and I highly doubt she had a group of friends waiting in the next aisle ready to drag you back to their secret clubhouse.

In fact, I bet she feels bad about scaring you off like that. If you go back she'll definitely apologize and might even give you some classic rock CDs to make up for it.

>>822226

>He picked one up and it was dirty and still warm.

Just what did he mean by "dirty"?

Can anyone help? My loli was going to the bathroom but instead of sitting on the toilet it seems like she sat on her yogurt. No, I don't know why she brought her yogurt cup to the bathroom either. She seems very red in the face, isn't able to form complete sentences, and now all that yogurt is in her vOOOOa and I'm not sure what to do about it. Does anyone have some cleaning tips?

>>823308

Every day. Every single fucking day, this little faggot loli sits on a bowl of yoghurt then gives me this dumb look on her face.

>>823308

>vOOOOa

Ｆ〇〇ｋ　ｙｏｕ。

>>822287

>Just what did he mean by "dirty"?

Lolis might be pure but they aren't always clean.

What's the best monster loli? Despite this manga, vampire lolis are still my favorite.

Perfectly legal.

>>823551

Delete this.

I feel like, when it comes to loli in anime, Mitsudomoe has gotten it down to a science.

>>823761

Puni lolis are underrated.

>>823896

Hard working lolis are good girls and very cute.

>>823898

Wouldn't you rather take her somewhere nice or spend time playing with her? Even just cuddling and patting her head would be a better use of both your time.

>>823902

If you end up doing all the work, you won't be spending as much time with your loli. It's better to split the chores between you, and it also teaches her responsibility.

>>823908

Sure, encourage your loli to help you around the house, but don't force her to do it. Tasks such as making her bed should definitely be done by an adult simply because most lolis lack the strength and reach to effectively manhandle a mattress or futon. If you want to give her chores to do, at least give her ones where height and strength aren't so important. For instance you could get her to carry her dirty clothes to the washing machine or help you with washing the dishes.

>>823761

>>823791

What's a "puni"?

>>823937

I suck with words but I guess I could phrase it as "baby fat". Not really fat, but having this kind of plump look to them in how they're drawn. Rounder features, softer edges, that sort of look.

>>823937

I had to look it up myself. In future, search for these things on jisho.

「ぷにぷに」 is an onomatopoeia meaning "squishy", "springy", "bouncy".

Therefore puni loli is another way of saying chubby loli.

Personally I do quite like them, probably as much as I like tube lolis. There aren't that many anime featuring puni lolis though.

>>823761

>Puni loli.

I'd smash that.

>>823952

I'm not really into lewding puni lolis but Zankuro's stuff is just special

>>823952

>>823953

So they're soft, squishy lolis; usually the smaller ones with a hint of baby fat left. Got it. Those are my favorite type.

>>823964

Please do not read heretical texts to your loli.

Any other shows like Scryed, which shows what happens when you try to steal a man's loli?

>>823964

>>823968

Religious texts tend to have terribly convoluted storylines, weird pacing, and a whole bunch of deus-ex-machina abuse. There are much better stories available for you to read to your loli.

I accidentally my loli. What should I do?

>>823983

Congratulations.

You have passed on your seed to future generation, unlike most of us here who will be extinct within in generation.

>>823896

Hard work builds character! I have to make sure my loli can fend for herself in case something were to ever happen to me like getting isekai'd! I don't want her to rely on some fat faceless old man if I disappear or explode! Making your bed every morning is important to build a routine to build her willpower. When we both do chores, we get done faster and have more time to play. A hard-working loli is a happy loli. She just doesn't realize it because she's going through her NEET phase.

As a side note, my loli has beeb asking me to give her sips of my whey protein shakes/scoops of my frozen yogurt mixed with whey recently. I think I saw her mix some white powder labeled "creatine" with her juice recently, but she quickly threw it out the window when I asked her about it. Should I be worried, /a/?

>>824034

Nothing to worry about!

>>823973

>weird pacing

>implying that's not the pacing of life

Filthy witch.

>>824129

Just take her to a loli doctor.

>>823983

creampie and gape her loli butthole

>>823534

Demon lolis are the lewdest. That's where my vote goes.