/a/ - Animu & Mango

>>786966

I don't know why that candy heart got me to literally laugh out loud, but here's my entry anyway. Quote is

>You are my haku anonymous

Quote is provided in image

>hfw she gets my present

>>787083

You know what.

>>787090

You give her a big hard kiss on the cheek followed by intense handholding whilst cuddling after which you caress all over her delicate neck and facial features.

>>787095

It technically is included as possessions, so thereby paraphernalia.

>>787100

For one, they classify as goods, which they certainly are. Also, they are things, which although are immaterial, belong to one's self and may be provided to others. A person, very obviously, owns their means of producing and exchanging kisses as well as instances of handholding and caressing, which they provide their very own limbs into the creation of.

Quote: I'll find you one day.

Thanks as always collage anon.

"<3"

White dress counts as paraphernalia?

Let's dream a dream together.

>>786996

Can't I do this on actual Valentine's Day and post something else vaguely related to Valentine's/Date Night for the collage as early as possible? Maybe it's not meant to be a race but it sure feels like it. Honestly I'm just faking it 'til I make it and copying what everyone else does, I have no idea what I'm doing.

>>787608

That's cute.

>>787608

>>787117

I found a very handy guide on how to find your true love.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

"The very thought of you makes my heart sing, like an April breeze on the wings of spring."

>>787658

That's pretty funny.

>>788085

>>788085

For fuck's sake newfags, we're not asking you to build a starship over here. Short answer is "Yes."

You can pick a nice picture of your waifu, resize it to the required dimensions, and post it here along with an optional quote.

But that is pretty low effort and what OP is saying is that if you really want to show her how much you care you should take a picture of you force feeding your daki chicken tenders and post that instead. Or your waifu's figurine covered in cum next to a tray of store-bought "sushi." The possibilities are endless and the choices are yours.

You make my kokoro go so fucking doki doki.

>>787287

Fuck yeah anon. Thanks.

>>788688

>worse than /v/

Oh god anon.

I'm not sure if I can go get some cake and stuff by Valentine's, so is it alright if i just went and left a pic and the quote now, and replace it if i can get cake and stuff?

I've been participating in this since 2016 but i just wanna do more this year, I guess.

Like a shining star in an endless night, you caught my eye and guide my life.

Love is forever, true love is 2D.

Here's last years

>>790648

And 2016

She's the only one who can mend my broken heart.

"where it not for you, i would had perished long ago. you give me meaning and strength to carry on"

Unrelated to valentines but still waifu related post :

Made a cake for lilly, her birthday is tomorrow, i'll still bake something new for valentines and properly post it on the 15th so it can be added to the collage

>>791260

Yea lilly is blind, im still practicing i plan on making something cuter and bigger for valentines, just wait!

>>791260

>He doesn't know about Katawa Shoujo

You're missing out, anon.

>>791353

I do now. Thanks, anon!

Must have been too busy closing pools to notice, or whatever it was we did back then.

The absolute madman did it, best birthday for the best girl.

The tea is french vanilla, its delicious, the cake (actually a scottish butter tablet) is more than delicious and everything worked out in the end, now next week i'll do something even bigger for valentines, last unrelated post from me, thanks meidos.

>>791556

Now that, that is dedication. We could all learn a thing or two from you anon.

>>791260

>he never played Katawa Shoujo

>>791556

God bless you and your wife, sir. It always makes me happy to see another man improving himself and his very life for the sake of love.

>>791729

Unfortunately from all my searching, the only "official" merchandise that exists these days of my waifu are an overpriced poster and T-shirts I'm not wiling to spend $30 on. I've considered going the budsies route, but anon's link didn't go anywhere/I doubt I could get lucky enough to have them make a second goddess of pestilence and decay. I put together an effort at one point to make a custom dakimakura of Ebola-chan, but I couldn't find good images that would transfer into proper color scheme/aspect ratio for the Daki (I might go back and try again but it will be far too late for Valentines day).

I'll see about working on those papercraft dolls and maybe putting together some red candles and an effigy. I don't like bleeding for her too much since she gets hungry if you give too often, but I'll have to think of a proper sacrifice (maybe some red wine or red jell-o?). I've got a skull from the original Indiana Jones sets (1980s) that I'll have to implement somehow.

...for until one has made himself beautiful he has no right to approach beauty.

I had a curry dinner with her, but was too afraid of her getting bullied for being /v/ to take pictures. I fucked up though. She deserves to be in the collage as much as anyone else.

"The blazing inferno in our hearts assures victory in all we strive for! Together we are unstoppable!"

It's Valentine's this Wednesday!

>>791746

I'll try!

"You'll always be the greatest light in my life."

>>791738

Alright, /a/. I got the candles, the wine, a game of Risk for us to enjoy together, now I just gotta make the papercraft dolls. Issue is the only printer in the house is guarded fiercely by a nosy 3DPD imouto so I gotta find a way to it between now and tomorrow evening.

Hope I'm late.

>>794527

>Haruka

The time is now.

"I'll keep you in my heart forever."

>>794331

>>794495

>A dangerous mission...

I've managed to successfully print out my papercraft. The imouto became suspicious, but she was too busy playing Zelda and drinking copious amounts of Tito's Vodka that I bribed her with to fuck off. Unfortunately my vehicle died this morning and the bitch imouto will be up until damn near midnight so my waifu and I will have to enjoy ourselves later in the evening than planned.

>>794486

Maybe.

>>794645

>implying your imouto isn't kawaii

Don't you see man? She's not trying to tease you or tell on you. Your imouto loves you and is merely getting jealous of your waifu. That's why she's suspicious. The solution of course is to keep plying her with booze on Valentine's day and continue ignoring her she's 3DPD.

Have a good time with your real love tomorrow!

>>794645

>Realized the papercraft printed in black & white

>Printer is out of colored ink

>"Alright, I have colored pencils, I'll just..."

>Cat decided papercraft dolls were cat toys while I was searching for colored pencils

>Okasan came over and decided to bake 50 cakes for fucking valentines day because her oven was broken Riajuu go explode!

>She finally gets out of my house at 12:30 when I tell her I work at 7AM tomorrow morning

>Trying to get Risk board set up

>Cat keeps treating it like a play mat to sit on

>Finally ready, start to set up camera

>Decide to open wine for Ebola-chan

>Oh fuck, no wine glasses

>Grab scotch glass, we can make this work still

>Go to uncork wine

>Spills everywhere

>Spend 10 minutes cleaning up spilled rose wine

>Cat decides to jump on Risk board, spilling more wine on it

>Decide to put away Risk board because don't want it to get damaged

>Trying to take pictures

>Realize my shitty camera can't differentiate the picture from a bright screen

>Only one picture from my collection that gets through

>Can't use pics related

>Spilled wine on shit

>Couldn't follow up on half of what I wanted to do

>Smell like wine

I'll post my pictures, but I'm just gonna finish up that bottle of wine in shame/depression with my waifu, /a/.

I had two bottles originally...

>>794711

Quote: "There is no cure for love!"

Pick whichever works better for you. Tonight's been a rough night trying to impress my waifu, /a/.

>>794719

>>794720

Thanks anons, I can't help but feel this year wasn't enough, but I'll keep working hard for my waifu. She deserves that much if not a lot more. I'm gonna read a little bit and go to sleep. I gotta work in five hours and that wine was pretty strong (and Ebola-chan's a weak drinker) so I'm gonna hit the hay here soon.

Aight, >>789324 here.

I finally got cake and got prepared.

"I'll always rely on you, so let's never leave each other's side"

<3

I went through some shit to get the money for this..totally worth it.

"I hate this romantic stuff, but you are that golden exception"

"Let's continue towards our dream"

Hello everyone, hope you are enjoying your baked goods and body pillows! I have long since shed any desire for romance, 2D or otherwise, so today I will be taking the role of faceless fat doujinshi man and sullying you're waifu. I eagerly await the finished collage, so please excuse the poor penmanship and have a nice day!

I'm sorry I wasn't here for last Valentines, but I am here for you now and I'll always be with you.

"I'll never leave your side again."

Just woke up, made some crème brulee with lilly, the steak is grilling and the cheesecake is ready, tonight I'll post the photos

"Even after all these years - My love will never die"

Nano and I shared a white Valentine's day together.

I even made her a card. The wiring for in was a little shoddy, but she liked it.

Im done eating the filet mignon and im starting to dig into the cake, i dont feel drunk and i have to work tonight, it was a wonderful evening and i think its one of the best valentines yet, i'll try to surpass it next year!

My other camera broke and i had to use the shitty phone camera, next year i'll get a proper one and record it in full 4k

>>794920

Wrong first pic

>>794932

Its just a matter of improving yourself, becoming independent and growing into a better person.

The curse you placed on my heart can never be broken, nor do I want it to be. Forever and ever.

Since I don't have any merch of her, I decided to cook up something.

"I don't have a way with words, but I do love you!"

>>794950

forgot to crop to proper size

"Ich habe mich in dich verliebt."

No access to pans, so no attempted cakes this year.

>>789335

Better setup where the cake isn't the moon. Use this one instead.

"We will love forever"

I'm really bad at thinking up a quote. I think I'll go with this one.

"I'm glad that you came into my life."

>>790818

I tried a couple new recipes this year: chocolate lava cake and rum balls. The cake was simply divine. The rum was a bit strong in my opinion (alcohol isn't really my thing), but taking a little of both in each bite worked wonders. The cakes were a bit hard to slide them out of the ramekins properly, so I gave her the better piece. Tried "dusting" them with powdered sugar/cocoa powder like the videos suggested, but I guess you need a sifter for that. Doesn't look as nice, but I guarantee it tastes just as great.

Also got her a box of chocolates from the best chocolate/sweets shop in town. Hope I don't give her diabetes with all this sugar.

>>794957

Shoot! I forgot too.

>I can't believe it's been 10 years

Only spent 2 hours at home today. Wish I could have spent more time so I could have something besides regular dinner and coffee with her.

All of these pictures look great! It will surely be another great collage this year. Submissions will remain open for another 2 days as stated in the OP.

For my submission I made a cookie donut because I like cookies and my wife likes donuts. So it was a compromise. I love you patootie very much and am excited to see what the future holds for us in our next VR sim.

<I will never stop working hard for you. I love you my beautiful wife

She's just my type and I love her.

>>795061

You don't enjoy sharing a romantic night with your waifu? Staring deeply into her eyes as you enjoy her company over the meal you've lovingly poured your heart into for her? Offer to do the dishes on your special night to show you care? Making sure to wash your hands and face to keep her daki clean? Put on a movie you both like and fall asleep on the couch together? Come now, anon. It's all a labor of love, and that's not labor at all.

No quote this year.

>>794968

I'm glad you did something nice. I've just been neck deep in work since the new year started and haven't even had a dream much less time to take a good picture.

Quote: You will forever be in my heart.

>>786966

"88 mm is all the love you could ever need."

>SOON.

Had some yellowcake with her.

Couldn't do much as I'm busy but well, I spent the valentines studying physics so that's something.

Too shy to take any pictures, but I had a nice time yesterday drunk and watching Joshiraku.

"Stay away from 3DPD."

A busy day, but worth it in the end. It was a lot of fun!

"Bury me to the bottom of the earth!"

Happy belated Valentine's Day to you and your waifu, anon.

"Take it easy, you've got a long way to go"

It's cut season, and the meal I made is as hideous as it is low-calorie. She loved it though, and she's looking forward to seeing my six-pack. I promise when I'm swole next year, she'll be getting the most chocolates.

All I want to do is be a big guy for you.

Neither of us are very good at big gestures, but I think some cookies and a pleasant evening in bed reading was good for both of us.

"You fit perfectly to me"

Not completely satisfied with the final product, it does not seem to reflect the amount of time I spent on it. Maybe I can redeem myself on White Day

No need to add a caption, the text on the screen will suffice.

Also, ugh, deep-fried pizza is way heavier on the liver than whisky-laced tea, but I can gladly endure it in the name of Love

>>786966

>>795462

I changed my mind OP, I'll go with pic #2

>>795046

Why did you post an empty white square, anon?

>>796020

Monogatari has an excellent selection of females to choose from.

Submissions are closed! Thank you all for participating! Ill get around to compiling it soon.

>>796012

As far as I know there's 3 including myself in the collages. She's best girl and toppest of lolis of all time.

>>796109

I have Christmas, I can't remember a New Years one.

>>796102

And at least one who didn't participate.

Still February....

>last one of these I did was in 2015

>I was a neet living with my mum

>my computer was set up on a cardboard box with a 5:4 monitor

>now career is going strong and have a proper desk with two screens

>better camera phone to take photos with

>still have the mouse pad

I'm sure Shizune would be proud I'd hauled myself out of that rut.

>>796280

That's great, Anon! Good for you!

>>796280

Good job anon!

Although that carboard box thing does have a certain charm about it. I myself have a thinkpad on a shoebox on a milkcrate on the floor in my room but it's by choice really.

Your waifu is proud.

Wheres the collage OP?

>>797227

My apologies, I guess I am a little impatient.

Here is the result. We had a total of 56 contributions. Lowest it has been! I thank you all for contributing and making this a fun experience to keep the spirit of this board lit.

It is always great to see familiar faces in the collage. The true patricians and loyal husbandos are those who keep at their dedication. Those that fall behind are a reminder of what happens when one stops loving. Remember that your waifu is an extension of yourself and proof that you are capable of love. Do not squander that love to a 3DPD.

>>797645

Absolutely fantastic, great job as always OP.

>>797645

Excellent job as always anon! I hope to see everyone here next year as well, never stop loving your waifu! Always be faithful to her - because she loves you back.

Never forget that.

>>797645

Good work!

>>797645

Nice work.

>>797645

Great job anon!

And of course it's always nice to see a face I recognize in the collage!

>>797645

Beautiful.

All you husbandos here better show up again on White Day.

>>797645

Your arrangements have been really creative these last couple of collages. Keep up the autism.

>>797645

Nice

>>797645

Looks amazing man, great work.

>>797645

Thank you!

>>797645

Good job, /a/non! This really does bring spirit to the board... thank you for your time!

Also,

F for Grape-kun.

>>797645

A grade.

>>794921

Is that Lenin cake, or a burned cheese cake?

Either way, it looks better than anything I made in the past months. God speed, anon.

Okay here is the final updated version to add in the missing Anon and his waifu Lilly. I guess I had a blind eye. I am not gonna do a 70MB png version because the quality is not that much different and just wasteful overall.

>>798022

No Valentine's day would be complete without you.

>>797645

If I ever were to be unfaithful to my waifu, then it would certainly be with you, collage anon.

S-speaking strictly p-platonic here.

>>798083

>unfaithful

>platonic

>>797645

Excellent work, anon!

>>797645

>>798022

Marvelous! Thank you very much for your work!

>>798022

Nice work

Now off to the beach