It's been quite the year, hasn't it? Already time for the last rabbit rabbit thread of the year!When you wake up on the first, if the first thing you say out loud is "rabbit rabbit rabbit" you'll receive good luck for the month!Let's start the new year

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Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 12:35:09 No.774786

It's been quite the year, hasn't it? Already time for the last rabbit rabbit thread of the year!

When you wake up on the first, if the first thing you say out loud is "rabbit rabbit rabbit" you'll receive good luck for the month!

Let's start the new year off on the right foot!

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 12:50:03 No.774791

File: 9d7d62188fb23c6⋯.png (31.72 KB, 600x564, 50:47, ILLFUCKINGSHOTYOUFORTHAT.png)

Begone demon, I will continue to spread awareness of your terrible curse to all those you prey upon.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 12:58:21 No.774793

File: f386c4b329cb895⋯.jpg (238.46 KB, 850x1258, 25:37, f386c4b329cb8957cd0766541e….jpg)

>>774791

Just take it easy and celebrate the new year, anon.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 13:18:47 No.774794

File: 3eb3d7653cad41f⋯.jpg (63.59 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1454365328990.jpg)

>said it last month

>4 days in mom hangs herself

Thanks rabbit.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 13:21:27 No.774795

File: 93ce5370cbf6c32⋯.png (508.68 KB, 1430x1634, 715:817, 93ce5370cbf6c327b9f09cb0b4….png)

>>774794

I'm really sorry to hear that. I hope you and the rest of your family are doing well.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 13:30:06 No.774796

File: 53730ec7f292cba⋯.png (575.92 KB, 600x941, 600:941, rabbitposter in a shellnut.png)

>>774795

>I hope you and the rest of your family are doing well.

Of course you want them to do well, you can't steal their good fortune if they have none.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 13:41:37 No.774797

File: 443329621646be1⋯.jpg (76.14 KB, 600x694, 300:347, b96f003b1a30f305f16e4cbeaa….jpg)

>>774796

I'm no monster; I just want everyone to be able to live happy, comfortable lives.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 15:01:06 No.774806

File: 92915f6f76d388f⋯.png (170.66 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Untitled.png)

>got an A in both calculus and calculus based physics

>barely enough money for next semester to be a full-time student and survival for a few months.

>got a minimum wage job on seasonal contract after losing previous one

Maybe this rabbit thing isn't so bad, unless the luck is being stolen from other poor anons or something.

Waiting for the month this fortune gets torn away and I become one of the anti-rabbit anons.

At the very least, this bunny slut makes for some alright lewd.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 16:16:22 No.774826

File: 6138487012f35d7⋯.jpg (42.42 KB, 405x465, 27:31, download_20171023_113728.jpg)

>Rabbit sucks luck and good fortune from non believers and gives it to her followers

>EA and Activision shooting themselves in the foot because the good goys have finally started to revolt against their corporate overlords

>The rabbit has actually been sucking the luck out of them and now I've been able to get everything I wanted from C93 without spending insane amounts on shipping like last time. Was also able to get everything before it sold out too.

I'll be making my offering this month too rabbit.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 16:29:27 No.774832

>>774826

No, I think this is a pyramid scheme. People who joined earlier siphon the luck of people who join later, and the rabbit daemon is at the top, so it gets the most luck. Meanwhile anons joining now only get their shit fucked up.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 18:13:29 No.774872

File: c60ae9493998c09⋯.jpg (36.89 KB, 625x419, 625:419, haruna1.JPG)

>>774832

I think there's a chance of the rabbit chance becoming a curse if certain conditions are met. I said my rabbits this month and was blessed with good luck, but I don't say my rabbits every month, so inconsistency doesn't trigger the curse. It's likely too much consistency could cause the curse, since you're feeding Tewi more fortune than can be returned. It could also be that reverence is a factor. It may not be enough to say your rabbits. You probably need to pay tribute with your seed. Consider that >>774806 had a good month, and probably fapped to Tewi. Last month I paid tribute to her lewdness by posting I WANT TO FUCK TEWI. I probably did fap to her at some point too, and my month turned out swell.

The rabbit hole goes deep, and I'd love to explore it by exploding inside Tewi.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 19:47:07 No.774928

>>774872

if I say my rabbits and fap to tewi daily, will I get extremely good luck then?

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 19:48:14 No.774929

File: 830a214f38dacd1⋯.jpg (101.67 KB, 808x540, 202:135, wakarimasen lol.jpg)

>>774928

If, to give you luck, she takes your semen instead of someone else's luck, what could go wrong?

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 20:39:31 No.774964

I'M GONNA SMOOCH A RABBIT!

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 20:57:04 No.774974

>Dog is having issues with his kidneys.

>I got sick on Christmas.

>Cat got a rotten tooth on Christmas.

>Headphones I ordered were defective.

>Had to reschedule neurology appointment I waited a month for, got scheduled to the 15th of next month.

I'm never saying Rabbit Rabbit again.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 21:27:14 No.774992

File: d403883264cef5f⋯.jpg (1015.05 KB, 1112x1600, 139:200, 006_G_2_007.jpg)

>>774964

Get in line friend.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 21:35:39 No.775004

File: eae3d95c77d4265⋯.jpg (346.25 KB, 1061x1500, 1061:1500, yande.re 424243 sample kir….jpg)

All this talk about superstition made me curious of what else was out there.

http://www.thepsychicwell.com/metaphysics/superstitions-irrational-beliefs-or-cultural-mores/superstitions-about-witches-and-broomsticks/

>Buying a broom or brush (includes toothbrushes) in may can give you bad luck

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 22:12:33 No.775037

File: 610f3ef865ba29e⋯.jpg (234.83 KB, 400x1200, 1:3, 610f3ef865ba29eae9375ac64f….jpg)

File: 5e8d39095ab2fcc⋯.jpg (723.05 KB, 700x989, 700:989, 5e8d39095ab2fcce4e3cdee971….jpg)

>>774806

It's good you're doing well.

>>774826

I can't claim to be siphoning luck from anyone or anything, but good luck!

>>774832

I don't steal it from anyone.

Super lewd.

That sucks. Hope you and your pets get better soon.

>>775004

Some of the entries on the site are pretty neat, but some parts are also contradictory.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 22:17:02 No.775046

File: 3e23fbef58356ad⋯.png (155.11 KB, 570x554, 285:277, all might why didn't we li….png)

Annual reminder that if you say it on 1st of January, your entire year will be fucked. Proceed at your own risk.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 23:04:41 No.775111

>>775046

Well my year is going to be fucked anyway so I might as well say it.

Anonymous 12/29/17 (Fri) 23:29:52 No.775136

What the fuck 2017 is already over.

I think my neet days are ending, too.

Where has time gone?

Anonymous 12/30/17 (Sat) 06:10:13 No.775233

File: e417b80a3136d91⋯.jpg (7.34 KB, 128x160, 4:5, 1461863608522.jpg)

Anonymous 12/30/17 (Sat) 15:24:00 No.775298

>>775136

Same. And when the neet days end, time is gonna pass slowly, its like we are here just to suffer.

Anonymous 12/30/17 (Sat) 17:04:56 No.775317

File: 578f5b81837174b⋯.jpg (85.95 KB, 480x700, 24:35, 578f5b81837174ba3a600510df….jpg)

>>775136

>>775298

Unfortunately the neet life isn't something that most people can sustain indefinitely. I had to give it up myself.

Anonymous 12/30/17 (Sat) 17:51:22 No.775336

>>774786

Thank you cute rabbit girl for reminding me, I almost forgot this was a thing!

I shall try my hardest to rabbit rabbit!

Anonymous 12/30/17 (Sat) 18:40:51 No.775350

File: 5e90cc2d0e907d8⋯.jpg (129.5 KB, 450x700, 9:14, 5e90cc2d0e907d8fb66b80c5e4….jpg)

>>775336

You're welcome. Good luck anon!

Anonymous 12/31/17 (Sun) 01:24:21 No.775464

>>774797

>I'm no monster; I just want everyone to be able to live happy, comfortable lives.

You say that now Tewi but the Zodiac don't lie on this shit: https://www.chinesefortunecalendar.com/2018/Dog2018Rabbit.htm

When Rabbit meets Dog, the Rabbit will see the unlimited promising future. Rabbit will take this opportunities to expand its territory step by step.

Your real plan is to take over all of the chan's since you can't be taken as a real threat no mo in Gensokyo hon.

Anonymous 12/31/17 (Sun) 02:11:21 No.775475

File: c611666eb7a41a6⋯.jpg (324.75 KB, 952x789, 952:789, c611666eb7a41a68d0cc625054….jpg)

>>775464

>Dog will slowly adapt to the Rabbit and they will find their way to get along together.

>Using the talent, Rabbit know how to decorate the stage for Dog. Rabbit brings Dog the youth and vitality.

>Rabbit and Dog have attraction relationship into Fire.

>Certainly, your fortune of love relationship should be very good.

Don't worry about it, anon.

Anonymous 12/31/17 (Sun) 17:44:50 No.775661

File: 1cc4f45063d423f⋯.jpg (690.13 KB, 874x1240, 437:620, 1cc4f45063d423ff08f24f87a9….jpg)

File: 711cfc0170d417e⋯.jpg (571.36 KB, 1110x1553, 1110:1553, 711cfc0170d417eb32ff248e31….jpg)

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Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 00:20:15 No.775776

File: 8fceee032494107⋯.png (221.78 KB, 678x623, 678:623, rabbit squint.png)

I said Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit to start of the new year. Luck demon or not, I am in for the long haul on the rabbit's wild ride. Lets make it a good year anons.

Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 00:27:19 No.775778

This month was filled with very bad luck. You damn evil rabbit, GIVE ME MY LUCK BACK!!

Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 01:30:07 No.775823

File: 59acdc255702901⋯.jpg (407.38 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, 59acdc255702901e68bcc8fa54….jpg)

>>775776

Good luck anon!

>>775778

Sorry that it wasn't a good month for you.

Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 05:23:43 No.775905

I did it! Thank you cute rabbit girl! Here's to a Happy New Year everyone!

Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 05:38:36 No.775907

I said it at midnight and shortly after just in case, you better not trick me rabbit.

Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 05:43:13 No.775909

File: d607b92dacbb763⋯.jpg (616.08 KB, 720x720, 1:1, d607b92dacbb7633e374bda1a2….jpg)

>>775905

You're welcome, good luck, and happy new year!

>>775907

It's not a trick. Hope you have a great year!

Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 05:47:08 No.775910

>celebrating with family

>we forgot to bring the salt and coal outside with us when letting in the new year

Well, the year is off to a fine start. Looks like I'll need to remember the rabbits in the morning just to break even, never mind having GOOD fortune.

Anonymous 01/01/18 (Mon) 06:01:35 No.775915

File: 011a4cc1cb87e26⋯.jpg (103.09 KB, 480x640, 3:4, 011a4cc1cb87e26762c760c20b….jpg)

>>775910

Good luck anon.