>>764481
>she makes him a chocolate heart for valentines day
>he doesn't accept it because he says it wasn't made of chocolate cocoa that she personally made herself so it wasn't personally made
>next year she makes another chocolate heart for him made from cocoa she personally made
>he proceeds to steal it in secret and break it in half in the process so it could fit in his bag
<she's the massive cunt
No he was the massive cunt.