No.751612
Halloween is coming, and after that a new month. Let's have a rabbit rabbit thread!
When you wake up on the first of the month, if the first thing you say out loud is "rabbit rabbit rabbit", you'll be blessed with good luck for a month!
Got any fun plans for Halloween? Get enough candy to give out to kids (or just eat yourself)?
No.751623
I'M GONNA SMOOCH A RABBIT
No.751628
Can't wait to say it again this month and see how my luck goes this time.
What would Tewi dress up as for Halloween?
No.751632
>>751623
>>751628
Anything fun. Good luck anon!
No.751662
>remembered to say it for this month
>passed an important exam with a high score
Hopefully next month is okay too.
>Get enough candy to give out to kids (or just eat yourself)?
I got a 10 pound bag, I'll just be leaving it by the door and only putting just enough through the night in case any kids decide to be greedy.
No.751718
I'm gonna forget about it again.
No.751721
I don't know if I said it this month since I was half asleep when I think I did, but I had decent luck this month. Did well in most of my courses, including two in which I expected to get about 20 percentage points lower than I am, and the only one I'm just barely passing is sitting at a 48 average, so I can ride the curve to a decent grade. And most importantly, the first professor I contacted about Masters studies had an opening for a student next year, and we'll be meeting to discuss a thesis project next week.
I need to make sure I say it for the coming months, since that's when I'll be filling out funding applications that will determine my living conditions for the next couple years, and I'll take any help I can get.
No.751731
>>751662
Nice job. It's a shame when kids stay greedy and selfish.
>>751718
Don't give up, anon! As long as you keep trying, you're bound to succeed eventually.
>>751721
Great stuff. Hope your studies pay off, and that you get the funding you need.
No.751773
>>751612
Last two times I did it, I had horrible luck for the whole month. You cant trick me again, rabbit!
No.751788
Being in charge of a loli board must have lewdified your brain by quiet a lot. Just show us your feet and we'll be on our way.
No.751792
I fuck it up every time and only remember on the second or third of the month.
No.751793
Bringing curses right on Halloween, I see
No.751794
>>751792
Print out a picture of Tewi and hang it next to your bed, your door or your computer desk.
No.751807
>>751773
Sorry things have been down for you.
>>751788
>Being in charge of a loli board must have lewdified your brain by quiet a lot.
Not by a long shot. I feel like I've gotten less lewd over time honestly.
>>751792
Keep trying! >>751731
>>751794
That could help too.
No.751815
>>751612
Yeah right, I did this last month and my life was literally destroyed, I think I'll abstain this time
No.751828
>>751815
>I did this last month and my life was literally destroyed
A-are you posting from beyond the grave?
Sorry you had a really bad month. I hope next month with go much better for you.
No.751835
>>751828
>A-are you posting from beyond the grave
Alright, metaphorically destroyed then.
If you care for a blogpost, I'm a zogbot, and some dipshit doctor's diagnosis made sure the only thing I'd be doing for the next 1,5 years was sitting behind a desk, which is precisely what I do not want.
But I appreciate your words all the same, thanks.
No.751845
>>751612
Tewi's a piece of shit who just acts like an asshole to almost everybody she meets.
No.751878
>>751835
There's a lot of zogbots posting here and they all get treated the same.
No.751885
No.751889
You're not stealing my soul, foul demon!
No.752035
>>751835
If it is too personal, you don't to have to mention it, but what kind of doctor gave you the diagnosis? If it is possible you could get a second opinion and maybe overturn it.
No.752063
>>751612
Oh thanks, I almost forgot about this
No.752096
>>751845
Tewi is worst 2hu.
No.752172
>>751835
Wish you the best.
>>752063
No problem!
>>751845
>>752096
Rude. The only "bad" 2hu is Rin Satsuki, because ZUN wouldn't let her exist as one. If he brought her back now she could easily become one of the best.
No.752192
I've been wondering what happens if you stay awake so you only go to bed during the first or second day of the month?
And what if I would say usagi instead of rabbit?
No.752203
>>752192
Saying it at midnight/sunrise should do it in that case.
Saying usagi instead might work, but it needs testing before I can confirm anything.
No.752211
>>752203
>>752192
I said it in german this month, it seemed to still work, perhaps even better than in english since it's my native language. Of course it was just once and I haven't said it very often yet in general. Definitely needs more testing.
No.752238
>>752035
As it happens, that's exactly what I'm doing.
Was an ordinary military doctor, so something like a general practitioner, but I'm getting a second opinion from trauma surgeon/orthopedist who also happens to be a family friend.
No.752256
>>752192
>And what if I would say usagi instead of rabbit?
It's an English tradition, over a century old. I'd think its native language would work best.
No.752277
>>752172
You can't hide what Tewi really is inside.
No.752280
You will not trick me evil demon!!
No.752298
>>752280
Tewi I hate you so goddamned much you smug cunt. You masquerade as an innocent child, but you are a scam. Everyone who says your name on the 1st have sold their souls to you.
No.752304
So, does it have to be 'rabbit rabbit rabbit', or will it work if I only say 'rabbit rabbit'?
This is important dammit!
No.752311
>>752298
Those are some really nice outfit designs.
But this like many other times, simple is best.
No.752369
>>752298
The charm is older than the character design; it only does as described.
>>752304
Both work. You can say any combination of rabbit/rabbits
No.752378
File: be8570a2c88fcce⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 296.4 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, tewi on all fours with no ….png)
Got two 1tb HDDs for free, aced a calculus test and did well on another, didn't lose job when I didn't show up so I could cram for calculus test probably because most coworkers are shits who barely do their work and complain all the time and not because I'm a good worker.
Don't forget to say "rabbit rabbit rabbit", anons!
I wanna fuck Tewi!
I wanna sniff her ears and grab her floofy ball tail thing!
No.752401
>>751612
>When you wake up
What if you just stay up until 1AM? Also, does the month start at 1AM or 12:01 or something?
No.752416
>>752401
>Also, does the month start at 1AM or 12:01 or something?
The start of the month must be the same as the start of the first day of the month. The day goes from 00:00:00 to 23:59:59, since you have to have a discontinuity at some point and having it fall between the days is the only choice that makes sense. If the day started at 12:01, it would run from 00:01:00 to 00:00:59, which when written out like that is clearly a less convenient choice.
The month should be taken to start at precisely the stroke of midnight.
No.752423
>>752378
Pretty nice turn of events.
>I wanna fuck Tewi!
>I wanna sniff her ears and grab her floofy ball tail thing!
Lewd. I like it.
>>752416
Given the age of the charm, the archaic moment of daybreak should work as well.
No.752430
>>752423
>moment of daybreak
What if I stay up until ~7am of the first day of the month and then go to bed? I guess no amount of luck would be able to fix my shit, anyway.
No.752445
>>751612
>Got any fun plans for Halloween?
Gonna watch scary movies w/ a group of friends.
Really need to remember this month. With the help of Tewi's luck, I'll quickly figure out what food I've developed an intolerance to.
No.752449
>>751612
>Got any fun plans for Halloween.
Going to rewatch Hellsing Ultimate.
No.752452
>>752445
Hopefully it's not to something you like a lot.
No.752482
I remember some anon said that this "rabbit-rabbit-" thing made him unlucky for a month.
I find a strong unease coming from op. It's like he's a creepy luck-eating cultist, prowling among anons, seeking for pure and innocent fortune of the unsuspecting victims.
You may think that I'm trying to anti-shill, but remember: it's better not to deal with the devil. You can't go wrong not walking into a trap.
No.752483
>>>/jp/
Back, cursebearer.
No.752484
Remember America fought the rabbits to keep the moon free. Never trust a rabbit.
No.752547
>>752445
>I'll quickly figure out what food I've developed an intolerance to.
Good luck, anon. Sucks to be forced to miss out on something nice.
>>752482
It's not nice to make up things.
>>752484
Earth rabbits are different from moon rabbits. Plus moon rabbits are enslaved by Lunarians, so it's not like they do it of their own free will. Please understand the plights of the 2hu rabbits.
No.752552
No kids came to my door last year, so I didn't buy any candy.
So now I'm holed up in the corner of my house without any windows facing the street pretending not to be at home.
No.752938
>dogs wake me up early to let them out
>I call out their names to tell them to come back since it is still dark out
>realize I didn't say the rabbit before it.
No.752939
>>752938
Your dogs saved your soul from a terrible fate, you should praise them.
No.752947
OK. I sacrificed myself for your sake and said "Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit" out loud this morning when I woke up. Within a month we shall know whether this is real, or just a trap meant to steal our souls or whatever. If I live to tell the tale, that is.
No.752950
Tewi a shit! Tewi a shit!
Now I'm safe from evil rabbit girls who try to trick humans into buying lucky air!
No.752958
>>752938
That's a shame. There's always next time.
>>752947
Good luck anon!
>>752950
Rude.
No.752961
>>752938
You should rename your dogs 'Rabbit'.
No.752975
RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT
One day I'll git gud and beat IN stage 5 with 1cc you fucking rabbit slut I'm coming for you
No.752979
No.752985
>>752975
Good luck. You can do it!
>>752979
Nice work. Good luck!
No.752994
Said it for the fourth time in a row today. I'm not certain that my net luck has increased, but there's been a lot more ups and downs.
That's why I have this theory: Tewi does take your luck away - but then she gives parts of it back to you at the right moments. She is a luck manager!
You've all had this happen to you I'm sure: One day you get extremely lucky in some completely trivial manner. But then the next day you get fucked over in a crucial, life-changing moment. That's what Tewi will prevent.
Another example: you will need to overcome difficult tasks or challenges in your life. Those sometimes get solved by sheer luck, but were you really lucky if that happens? Isn't it better to learn from these trials and become stronger and smarter? Tewi will make sure you have get plenty of challenge to improve yourself, but also keep you safe from really unfair misfortune, crippling injury or death in accidents. Well, that's my interpretation at least.
So all of you who had bad things happen to them despite working hard and saying their rabbits: keep going, your luck will have accrued interest and be all the higher when you need it the most!
No.752996
>>752994
That's one way to look at it.
No.753002
>Said rabbit rabbit first thing this morning.
>On the 9th I have a CT scan for a possible tumor.
This better go alright you little shit.
No.753003
>>753002
I hope you're in good health. If there's anything wrong though, I hope they catch it really early where it's still manageable.
No.753919
>November first, say the rabbits
>November second, get an email telling me I've been awarded a minor scholarship I didn't know existed that apparently applies only to my exact program
>November third, write a midterm that is literally the exact questions I practiced earlier in the day; finish in less than 45 minutes
This shit seriously works.
No.753977
>>753919
All your hard work and studying paid off. Congrats, dude!
No.753992
>>752278
The only correct response to these threads.