Girls und Panzer Anonymous 10/25/17 (Wed) 12:44:09 No. 750100
Do you think they will do a Halloween special anons?
Spooky Scary Skeleton Tanks when?
Anonymous 10/25/17 (Wed) 13:02:56 No. 750103
>>750100
Spooky Scary Skeleton Tanks
Ok
It's not really spooky but it'll do.
Anonymous 10/25/17 (Wed) 13:22:15 No. 750108
>>750103
>not really spooky
I don't know. It's an actual skeleton tank. That looks pretty damn spooky to me.
Anonymous 10/25/17 (Wed) 13:28:47 No. 750111
>>750108
>Orkz und panzer.jpg
Anonymous 10/25/17 (Wed) 20:59:41 No. 750235
>>750103
Is that monstrosity made from wood?
Anonymous 10/25/17 (Wed) 21:08:59 No. 750237
>>750235
Here's a picture of one that is still maintained by the US Army, it might have some wood but I mostly see metal.
Anonymous 10/25/17 (Wed) 21:33:25 No. 750244
>>750237
If both images depict the same exact tank then the metal on the frame that holds the tracks must be cladding. The black-and-white photograph clearly shows marks that appear to be knotholes and wood grain on there.
Would it make sense for the former to be a concept build made from wood before a proper prototype was manufactured?
Anonymous 10/25/17 (Wed) 22:24:09 No. 750258
>>750237
I remember seeing this thing in real life and wondering who thought it was a good idea. That same museum has Anzio Annie on display.
Anonymous 10/25/17 (Wed) 22:32:41 No. 750262
>>750258
>I remember seeing this thing in real life and wondering who thought it was a good idea.
You see Ivan, enemy's accuracy is reduced if you are having less tank to hit.
Anonymous 10/25/17 (Wed) 22:37:08 No. 750265
>>750258
>I remember seeing this thing in real life and wondering who thought it was a good idea
Anonymous 10/26/17 (Thu) 00:09:45 No. 750294
I swear to god if I see the word Panzerfahren.
Anonymous 10/26/17 (Thu) 00:14:07 No. 750295
>>750244
I see what you mean. The picture I showed could have also been restored and repaired over the years since I'd imagine the wood could have rotted.
Anonymous 10/26/17 (Thu) 02:17:42 No. 750321
Anonymous 10/26/17 (Thu) 04:31:02 No. 750342
>>750265
Oh man i remember that thread on /k/.
Seriously though, the Leafs must've dethroned the aussies as the shitposting race.
>>750294
What's wrong with Panzerfahren ?
Anonymous 10/26/17 (Thu) 12:03:20 No. 750389
>>750100
>dubs
Gup Das Finale OVA out in cinemas in 2017-12; no time for Halloween eps
Anonymous 10/26/17 (Thu) 13:25:32 No. 750402
>>750265
>leaf shitposts like usual
>aussie takes it seriously
So who is the dumber one in this situation?
Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 14:04:49 No. 750673
>>750402
The man who tried to turn his idea into reality.
Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 17:49:22 No. 750743
>>750321
>>750342
Fuck commie subs and everyone who enjoys their "humor". /ak/ are the only good GuP subs.
Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 18:56:47 No. 750760
We could story time Battle of Pravda for Halloween
Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 19:23:21 No. 750771
>>750342
I dunno about that.
Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 19:25:28 No. 750773
>>750743
>Fuck commie subs and everyone who enjoys their "humor"
That was joke?
Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 19:28:33 No. 750775
>>750100
They should do an episode where they are forced to learn how to fly a multi-crew plane and dog fight each other. Most of the time it'll just be everyone complaining about planes and aircraft in general and they will all miss their tanks. The end will have Oowari loosing real bad in a match. So bad that after they survive a crash into the ocean and nearly drown, the school still gets shut-down. That's when everyone, including the staff at the academy, blame Miho for the closure. At the height of the blame she wakes up from the nightmare. She wakes up only to realize she and the other girls are drowning in the tank that she saved before the series began. She isn't going to be saved since it was her that did the saving and not the crew of the tank she saved.
Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 19:57:19 No. 750786
>>750775
>Oowari
Sounds great, Anon. You should make a doujin. I'm sure everyone will really enjoy your totally not retarded story.
>>750745
That art is as shit as >>750775's idea.
Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 20:22:20 No. 750793
>>750294
If anything they'd call it "Panzerrei", which is what tankers already call all tank related shenanigans in Germany.
t.tanker
Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 21:45:32 No. 750825
>>750743
I know commie subs are basically meme-filled but how bad is it in GuP? I've only used the /ak/ version.
Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 22:45:51 No. 750857
>>750825
Half of it is translated into German, and the other half is memes.
Anonymous 10/27/17 (Fri) 22:52:21 No. 750862
>>750857
So was the drifting-talk actually part of the show or not?
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 00:11:08 No. 750903
>>750775
Sounds like a good episode
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 13:11:55 No. 751094
Episode following Katyusha's nightmare which ends after Nonna waking her up after she wet her bed
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 13:25:29 No. 751101
>>751094
>there will never be a non-canon episode loosely based on that doujin
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 14:04:49 No. 751109
>>751101
Are your referring to 'that' doujin series or another doujin series of questionable quality?
>>750760
There was a conflict at Pravda?
>its a doujin
oh shit nevermind fam
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 14:31:34 No. 751116
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Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 14:51:28 No. 751125
>>750258
Well the original tanks were closer to APCs than battle tanks. Their goal wasn't to take shells, but to have some vehicle that could roll over trenches. When you look at it that way, they succeeded alright with that design.
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 15:09:39 No. 751140
>>751125
>they succeeded alright with that design
No they bloody didn't. That tank never got past the prototype stage and was considered fucking retarded even back then.
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 15:43:18 No. 751159
>>751116
Stop reminding me please.
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 15:49:24 No. 751161
>>751159
I really don't understand why that crappy guro doujinshi got so much of an "anti-following".
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 15:58:31 No. 751164
>>751161
I'm pretty sure the "anti-following" are actually people who genuinely enjoyed it. At least I did. War stories are sad enough, but when it's little girls being thrown into the meat grinder, there's something even more gut wrenching about it.
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 15:59:42 No. 751166
>>751161
It's basically a meme at this point. Faggots just keep posting it to be edgy and elicit responses.
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 16:01:05 No. 751167
>>751161
I really didn't care about the gore and crap. The part that pissed me off was the scene with Yukari, mostly because it actually happens
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 16:02:04 No. 751168
>>751125
>Well the original tanks were closer to APCs than battle tanks.
No the idea for tanks originally was infantry support, they were never intended to act as APCs. And to do that they would have to be resistant to at least light armaments. I can't imagine this thing was resistant against the german's anti-tank rifle or even a mortar shell or grenade, and the fact that your crew is sitting in a box that's clearly visible means it's trivially easy to know where to hit to knock it out for good.
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 16:07:19 No. 751169
>>751164
Well I'm a guro-connoisseur myself, but it all just felt too forced for me, like it wasn't trying to just show gore, but to upset GuP-fans.
I hate it!
Anonymous 10/28/17 (Sat) 16:14:13 No. 751173
>>751169
Yep, that's exactly what it was trying to do. That artist just tries to shove as much gore and edge into a shitty half-baked story as possible to piss people off. That's literally his thing. It's a shame too, by forcing that crap so heavily it basically invalidates the effect.
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 02:01:07 No. 751468
>>751466
Did you make that anon?
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 02:02:42 No. 751469
>>751466
I want to believe Anchovy drew that herself. It's cute.
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 02:15:01 No. 751473
>>751466
>>751469
>anchovy is autistic as fuck
This is why she is best waifu
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 19:13:30 No. 751737
>>751473
Is that why she still uses Tankettes?
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 19:19:18 No. 751743
>>751469
At first I thought the teacher was going to say some autistic post modern art shit, but it ended up being pretty cute.
>you'll never give a poorfag loli crayons and watch her cry in happiness
Why live?
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 19:33:52 No. 751748
>>751737
No. She does that because she's poor.
>Anzio struggles to afford even a single shitty Italian tank
>Meanwhile Oorai finds fucking Tigers just lying around
Life just isn't fair for the 'Chovy.
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 19:38:45 No. 751750
>>750825
They translated some words into German at random for funsies, but people who complain about it are pretty dumb since they state this at the beggining of every episode, and have a second subtitle track you can switch to if you don't want it.
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 19:51:23 No. 751756
>>751748
Don't worry, as soon as Lombardy secedes and doesn't have to pay for those Southern leeches anymore, Anchovy will just be swimming in money!
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 21:46:38 No. 751800
>>751748
>Is poor
>Has to play with loli league tankettes
>May as well play in diapers for how humiliating it is
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 21:47:15 No. 751801
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>>751116
>>750760
>>751159
Well, thank you for this. I've read some of his stuff years ago but completely missed those up until now. Hell, I didn't even know he made a second Haruhi book.
>>751169
>>751173
I disagree with that. I've been binging through his works for the past few hours and love most of them. I like the balance he achieves. The stories are dark but at the same time the settings are more ridiculous, which makes it less depressing. The sadism, rape and suffering is well done. It might be too much or too little for others but I think it's just right. There's only gore in death scenes. I also love the way he draws bodies. I really doubt it was supposed to mock fans of the series. He just loves doing those war/drama movie plots, while they all stay pretty much in character.
The main problem was that the shows cast is pretty huge and many of the side characters didn't get much focus.
>Well I'm a guro-connoisseur myself
If you want to read disappointing Girls und Panzer guro doujin, then check out the one from Waita. Like many of his works, he spends way to much focus on gore and splatter and way to little on rape and suffering. At least in my opinion.
Sage and spoiler because it is impossible for me to talk about guroshit without sounding like some edgy teen.
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 22:09:34 No. 751810
>>751801
I've heard he makes those doujin because he hates moe in general.
Could be the rumor mill going off again.
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 22:27:44 No. 751816
>>751810
I kinda doubt it. He puts way too much work into those books. He knows the characters and the story, the art is always top notch. That isn't something you do out of spite. Especially not three books per series.
Maybe I'd believe you if he'd do one-shots of those characters getting drugged and raped to death but then again, artists like Asanagi for example only do those sorts of things to characters that they love.
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 22:28:53 No. 751817
>>751810
Some say he's a failed mangaka and this is his way of taking revenge on the world. Others believe he's funded by Israel in their quest against anime. All we know is, he's a faggot.
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 22:40:50 No. 751824
>>751810
The original Haruhi one was probably done out of spite or frustration that his career was going nowhere.
He seems to have grown into the role however.
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 22:50:39 No. 751830
>>751801
My problem with them is that it's like watching TGSNT, but with cute girls you like.
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 23:11:41 No. 751843
>>751824
Unless he inveted time travel, I'd just say he likes suffering, bullying and cute girls. Even his original works seem to be bloody battles with cute girls.
Anonymous 10/29/17 (Sun) 23:47:27 No. 751858
>>751817
He's not so much a failed mangaka as a guy who wanted to be a mangaka and couldn't become one. This page http://takotuboya.jp/rekisi.html on his website shows his history up until he's 32. Starting at 19 he was submitting his work to manga magazines, winning or doing well in some contests and losing in others. Eventually he had to get a job to support himself and joined a doujinshi circle.
Anonymous 10/30/17 (Mon) 06:59:36 No. 751976
>>751159
>>751116
>>751167
>>751801
Oh
You know everytime i read these i just can't get into it since its so damn unrealistic, i guess in these doujins you should just throw your cerebrum out of the window, but i still can't enjoy it for what it is.
The Yukari scene is what really fucking surprises me, since the guys just pump&dump the poor tank grill and gave her a model kit as a consolation prize for deflowering her
>mfw reading all of it
Anonymous 10/30/17 (Mon) 20:51:47 No. 752123
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Well this thread isn't going anywhere good soon.
Anonymous 10/30/17 (Mon) 22:16:20 No. 752148
>>751976
The final battle is my favorite. That sense of "we're all gonna fucking die, but we gotta go through with it anyway" is a trope I'm weak for.
Anonymous 10/31/17 (Tue) 09:59:48 No. 752355
>>752148
But then they all fuck, which I found disgusting, because it's literally "YOLO" normalfag-tier thinking.
Anonymous 11/02/17 (Thu) 10:43:16 No. 753365
There is not enough spankings in Girls und Panzer
Anonymous 11/02/17 (Thu) 11:46:13 No. 753378
There is not enough Panzers in Girls und Panzer
Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 21:16:46 No. 754284
>>753378
They need Mammoth Tanks out of C&C
Anonymous 11/04/17 (Sat) 21:27:05 No. 754291
>>754284
No, what the franchise really needs is a Hungarian school.
Anonymous 11/05/17 (Sun) 00:52:25 No. 754374
>>751801
Either way it's definitely parody (I mean really, "what are going to do today"; etc.). Sick, disgusting parody, but still parody.
Anonymous 11/05/17 (Sun) 01:07:20 No. 754380
>>754374
*I meant to include film parody, like the first one with Kay (Patton )
Anonymous 11/05/17 (Sun) 12:54:21 No. 754537
>>754291
I don't think the show could handle so much Panzerfaust Autism.
Anonymous 11/09/17 (Thu) 02:07:11 No. 755740
>you will never marry into the nishizumi family
Anonymous 11/09/17 (Thu) 10:02:19 No. 755850
>>755740
>Shiho as your mother in law
I don't see how that could go wrong.
Anonymous 11/09/17 (Thu) 12:27:36 No. 755861
>>755642
>>755651
>>755652
These are beyond wonderful.
Anonymous 11/12/17 (Sun) 04:14:33 No. 757168
>>755740
Stop posting your sapphic thoughts, ERIKA
Anonymous 11/12/17 (Sun) 21:03:13 No. 757457
>>757447
Stop making me hungry.
All I can think about when the Italian team shows up is food.
Anonymous 11/12/17 (Sun) 21:10:00 No. 757461
>>757457
>you will never marry duce and spend the rest of your life eating carb-heavy foods with her, ruining both of your figures but living in absolute happiness
Anonymous 11/13/17 (Mon) 00:16:19 No. 757535
>>757461
>you will never confess your love to anchovy in an overly cheesy way by presenting her with a heart-shaped lasagna with "Ti amo" written in tomato sauce on top of it
>you will never make anchovy drop her spaghetti
Anonymous 11/13/17 (Mon) 00:30:07 No. 757544
Anonymous 11/14/17 (Tue) 19:49:27 No. 757975
>>757891
>the final chapter
Wat? We only get a season, some ova, and 2 movie?
Anonymous 11/14/17 (Tue) 19:53:38 No. 757976
>>757975
To be fair, the first movie was the greatest film since the inception of film.
I'm ok with the story of Ooarai being over, if they give me some Ribbon no Musha.
Anonymous 11/14/17 (Tue) 20:24:11 No. 757983
>>757975
Are you just finding out about this now? The Final Chapter is 6 episodes at 40+ minutes each. It basically is a S2 it's just airing in cinemas for whatever reason.
Anonymous 11/20/17 (Mon) 12:59:02 No. 760167
>>751801
Oh, so that's why he never made one for Umaru?
Anonymous 11/22/17 (Wed) 08:17:51 No. 760866
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>757983
>whatever reason
Money. So every fans pays for watching it once rather than recording it on pay-TV.
Anonymous 11/25/17 (Sat) 10:11:45 No. 761909
I think I enjoy this a little too much.
Anonymous 11/25/17 (Sat) 11:25:19 No. 761920
Found this recruitment poster:
>With a new weapon for the ancient land
>Apply for the "Hunyadi" ϟϟ Panzergrenadier Division
Anonymous 11/25/17 (Sat) 16:38:11 No. 761961
Why does the French team look like a bunch of prostitutes?
Pic related 11/26/17 (Sun) 03:43:59 No. 762419
>>761920
That's how Miho earns income while in exile. Anchovy on the other hand is a pizza poster girl.
Anonymous 11/26/17 (Sun) 05:15:02 No. 762492
>>761909
You've done it now.
Anonymous 11/26/17 (Sun) 07:37:36 No. 762598
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Anonymous 11/27/17 (Mon) 00:50:06 No. 762883
>>762492
You need the hose.
Anonymous 11/27/17 (Mon) 01:48:14 No. 762894
>>761969
>using some cancerous article potentially lying to make the Germans look bad again
>>761961
Paris, France was Berlin before Germany became the Weimar Republic. Then Berlin was considered worse than Paris. Paris has been a liberal city for a good number of years.
Anonymous 11/29/17 (Wed) 12:28:26 No. 763907
>>763898
Truly disgusting. I saw that before but had the sense to not post it here. Anon's don't need to see that. Really makes me worried for Das Finale if that's how they're choosing to advertise it.
Anonymous 11/29/17 (Wed) 13:04:56 No. 763918
>>763898
What is this travesty?
Anonymous 11/29/17 (Wed) 14:37:09 No. 763951
>>763898
Turn on the nukes.
Anonymous 11/29/17 (Wed) 16:13:45 No. 763968
>>763898
Yukari is not sufficiently fluffy.
Anonymous 11/29/17 (Wed) 16:22:18 No. 763972
>>763898
Are they the VAs, or some idol group, or just some random dancers?
Anonymous 11/29/17 (Wed) 16:26:24 No. 763973
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>763972
Here's the making of, it would appear they auditioned.
Anonymous 11/29/17 (Wed) 17:40:04 No. 763992
>>763973
I see, so that's why all of them had pretty faces for a bunch of Asian girls.
Anonymous 11/30/17 (Thu) 10:32:50 No. 764291
>>764229
Is she wearing two pairs of panties? Where's that string coming from?
Anonymous 11/30/17 (Thu) 11:54:57 No. 764299
>>764229
Is she preparing for a spanking?
Anonymous 11/30/17 (Thu) 15:36:05 No. 764323
>>764291
That's how the skirt fastens?
Anonymous 11/30/17 (Thu) 16:02:50 No. 764329
>>764323
She's not wearing a skirt, she's wearing a leaf.
Anonymous 12/01/17 (Fri) 12:43:50 No. 764652
>>764229
We all know Hana's lez for Saori but is high-class enough to keep it private.
Anonymous 12/01/17 (Fri) 14:50:03 No. 764682
>>764291
At least she isn't wearing a diaper
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 01:37:51 No. 766526
>>763898
Holy shit I threw up blood.
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 01:41:42 No. 766528
>>764291
She's wearing two pairs because Shinzaburo wants to keep his lady pure .
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 02:01:19 No. 766539
>>764652
That's 友チョコ not ホモチョコ
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 02:20:22 No. 766545
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I cropped one so Saori doesn't have ridiculously large breasts and recolored another so I'm not looking at a nigger even if done poorly, seeing a yellow GIMP monster fuck her is more appealing then imaging her to be a coal-burner .
I don't know if anyone has done this already, but whatever.
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 02:24:55 No. 766546
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>>766545
*okay, did the colored one a bit more because enough dark skin was showing for me to imagine a nigger in a yellow suit
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 02:31:40 No. 766547
>>766546
You seem a little insecure.
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 02:35:00 No. 766549
>>766547
Maybe, but then the idea of a negress fucking a white man is just as disgusting for the same reason, so I don't think so.
Anonymous 12/06/17 (Wed) 02:54:26 No. 766553
>>766546
>>766545
Why? I don't understand why you would bother with this. I can sympathise with you not wanting to look at a nigger, but couldn't you just find a different image? It's not like making him yellow fixes it anyhow. Now it's just a nigger cosplaying as Spongebob.
Anonymous 12/07/17 (Thu) 01:40:22 No. 766842
>>766553
How many virgin waifus has Spongebob taken now?
Anonymous 12/07/17 (Thu) 07:24:58 No. 766922
why can't anzio gunner get more love?
Anonymous 12/08/17 (Fri) 12:38:38 No. 767204
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. Will the Cinematic OVAs have more Mika?
Anonymous 12/09/17 (Sat) 16:02:33 No. 767544
Alright the first OVA is out, how long are we gonna have to wait to see it in the land of burgers?
Also anyone attempting to buy the game? I want to but I have no news on whether any sort of subtitles exist in its menus.
Anonymous 12/09/17 (Sat) 16:11:04 No. 767549
>>767544
No chance we'll get it this year. I'd expect we'd have it around the time the second one starts screening. So probably February.
Anonymous 12/09/17 (Sat) 17:37:20 No. 767602
>>767549
Figured as much, I should really unfollow all the nips on twitter. They post about this shit nonstop I'd rather just forget about until I can actually see it.
Anonymous 12/09/17 (Sat) 21:55:14 No. 767666
>>767204
I sure hope so. The Finns deserve more love.
Anonymous 12/10/17 (Sun) 01:18:10 No. 767742
>>767666
Yes, some rock hard love
Anonymous 12/10/17 (Sun) 01:21:13 No. 767744
>>767666
The only thing those turncoats deserve is swift and brutal retribution
Anonymous 12/10/17 (Sun) 01:30:00 No. 767745
>>767744
They only had to take part in the siege of Leningrad and maybe history would be quite different...
Anonymous 12/10/17 (Sun) 01:34:20 No. 767746
>>767745
They only had to sever the Murmansk railway, really.
Anonymous 12/11/17 (Mon) 14:07:33 No. 768207
So if you beat a team what would you make them do or do to them as a forfeit for losing?
Anonymous 12/11/17 (Mon) 15:27:16 No. 768220
>>768207
Are we referring to the very specific doujinshi?
pic related ;^)
>>767544
I want to go see it at the theaters but going on my lonesome makes me sad but then again, it's more to do with the fact that I don't have money left after moving to my new apartment
Anonymous 12/11/17 (Mon) 15:36:07 No. 768221
>>768207
If I beat Pravda, I would ask to be able to pat Nina's head for 5 min straight, both with and without the ushanka. If it's Chiha-tan, I would ask for Fukuda instead, with her helmet on and then off for the first and second half.
Anonymous 12/11/17 (Mon) 17:58:24 No. 768255
>>768221
If I beat Pravda I'd confiscate all their panties
Anonymous 12/11/17 (Mon) 18:31:20 No. 768263
>>768255
If I beat Pravda I'd give Katyusha a ride on my shoulders. Then she would really know what it feels like to be tall.
Anonymous 12/11/17 (Mon) 18:39:51 No. 768264
>>768263
If I beat Pravda I'd put Katyusha in a push buggy.
Anonymous 12/11/17 (Mon) 19:35:49 No. 768274
>>768263
>Nonna is only 172cm tall
Probably the most disappointing fact I know about GuP.
Anonymous 12/12/17 (Tue) 01:42:55 No. 768417
>>767544
>how long are we gonna have to wait to see it in the land of burgers?
Long enough that I'm avoiding GuP until everything is out and translated. Half the fun of the movie was watching drunken tank tactics without having Sakkijarven Polkka spoiled.
Anonymous 12/12/17 (Tue) 12:28:53 No. 768566
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>>768417
Your loss then. I've already read a shit ton of poorly translated spoilers. It looks fucking fun from what they've described. I won't post anything though since I know you Anons can't resist reading spoilers, however, there's gonna be pirates.
Anonymous 12/12/17 (Tue) 12:30:50 No. 768567
Anonymous 12/13/17 (Wed) 09:15:40 No. 768999
>>750100
I don't know about you anons but Andou's character design is a 10/10.
Anonymous 12/13/17 (Wed) 12:46:24 No. 769029
>>767602
Nonna is tall for a girl especially compare to short jap chicks.
>>767549
>>767602
I can't wait that looong. DOH
Anonymous 12/13/17 (Wed) 19:02:15 No. 769107
>>768999
She is a major qt
Anonymous 12/15/17 (Fri) 14:48:22 No. 769688
>>769660
Which one is the biggest slut? I wager the one on the right
Anonymous 12/18/17 (Mon) 01:45:03 No. 770600
So ready for a College und Panzer?
Anonymous 12/18/17 (Mon) 02:59:18 No. 770629
Anonymous 12/18/17 (Mon) 08:52:04 No. 770692
Went to see it half an hour ago and I can attest that it was fun, and definetly worth watching at home. New characters,new tanks, new challenges and a new school; it was action packed, and the SFX was pleasantly loud. New OP is best OP.
But really, the 48 minute runtime doesn't warrant a $12 ticket; I also missed out on my complementary postcard because they ran out for the day. 10/10 except for the fact that it's a movie when it's essentially an OVA.
But I'm going to see part two at the theatre anyways because I'm used to Jews jewing my people
Read Sun Tzu before watching the film
Anonymous 12/18/17 (Mon) 09:26:26 No. 770698
>>770692
I cannot contain my jealousy. I want to ask more about it but I already feel I know too much. I just hope it makes it's way to the rest of us soon.
Has part two already got a date set?
Free France! Anonymous 12/18/17 (Mon) 09:41:08 No. 770700
>>770692
I guess as much it's a OVA that the studio is trying to double-dip by showing the movie and then selling the blue-ray of said movie... but it works.
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheTankMuseum/videos
Anonymous 12/18/17 (Mon) 23:35:07 No. 770946
Imagine being the mother of all these girls?
Anonymous 12/21/17 (Thu) 10:44:15 No. 771779
>>770692
I want to jump the SHARK
Anonymous 12/21/17 (Thu) 17:36:58 No. 771864
>>771779
Did what's her name go into another anime?
Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 11:03:11 No. 773661
>>773648
Is she eating the same cow?
Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 16:30:34 No. 773698
>>771779
They look like butt pirates?
Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 20:06:48 No. 773754
>>773661
Of course not, that is a dairy cow, good hamburgers are made from beef cattle.
Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 20:26:02 No. 773762
>>773754
Not necessarily, around 40% of all beef in the U.S. comes from dairy type animals. Bull dairy types that are not vealed are castrated and finished on feed lots like other more traditional beef types. You can get the weight on them but it takes a ration with more grain+protein. t. former dairy/currently beef farmer anon.
Merry Xmas Anonymous 12/25/17 (Mon) 22:06:04 No. 773803
>>771864
???
>>773698
I'm avoiding #garupan sites but my guess is they're the sailors that run the school-ships.
>>773762
Not a veggo but I avoid eating meat where possible.
Anonymous 12/26/17 (Tue) 07:54:40 No. 773929
>>773803
>Not a veggo but I avoid eating meat where possible.
So you're a faggo.
Anonymous 12/27/17 (Wed) 13:13:47 No. 774202
>>770692
Now I'm curious—how many /a/nons have actually read The Art of War , or know anything about Ancient China?
Anonymous 12/27/17 (Wed) 13:18:08 No. 774203
>>774202
I have the art of war in my bookshelf, but like everything else in my life, a bunch of other shit got in the way.
Anonymous 12/27/17 (Wed) 18:46:05 No. 774261
>>774203
>not having read ancient classics in high school
Anonymous 12/27/17 (Wed) 19:13:37 No. 774265
>>774261
>believing in the model of ancient-medieval-modern ages
>not knowing that high cultures live and die on their own accord, and this Faustian system of ages merely blinds us to the reality of history
Anonymous 12/27/17 (Wed) 19:21:01 No. 774271
>>774265
Oh fuck off. I'm using that term because most will know what I'm referring to.
Anonymous 12/28/17 (Thu) 09:15:29 No. 774437
>>774271
N-not to be rude or anything.
Anonymous 12/28/17 (Thu) 13:49:07 No. 774467
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Anonymous 12/28/17 (Thu) 16:07:18 No. 774490
Anonymous 12/31/17 (Sun) 16:55:58 No. 775653
What are the Panzer Plans for next year?
Anonymous 12/31/17 (Sun) 17:05:18 No. 775656
>>775653
>Girls und Panzer das Finale Ep.1
>Anschluss
>Girls und Panzer das Finale Ep.2
>Poland
>Girls und Panzer das Finale Ep.3
>France
>Girls und Panzer das Finale Ep.4
>???
>Ep.5 delayed until 2019
You know it's true. It's not GuP without excessive delays.
Anonymous 01/04/18 (Thu) 09:41:59 No. 776754
>>775656
>It's not GuP without excessive delays.
Or finishing up with only a few days to spare....
Anonymous 01/04/18 (Thu) 12:48:23 No. 776765
>>776754
>2nd pic
Nonna looks pleased, Katyusha looks like she's been forced into that dress.
Anonymous 01/04/18 (Thu) 20:33:23 No. 776864
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>>776765
Pic related is how she was forced.
Anonymous 01/06/18 (Sat) 08:39:23 No. 777282
>>775653
Anyone know when Das Finale 1 comes out on blue-ray?
Anonymous 01/06/18 (Sat) 16:25:34 No. 777399
>>777280
She looks like she wants blood on her knife or shit on her dick.
Anonymous 01/07/18 (Sun) 14:38:12 No. 777986
>>777886
>I just feel my wind
Did she fart?
Anonymous 01/07/18 (Sun) 15:57:34 No. 778002
>>777841
/strek/ is a magical place
Anonymous 01/14/18 (Sun) 00:23:50 No. 781064
This is probably old but I'm posting it anyways.
Anonymous 01/14/18 (Sun) 00:48:47 No. 781074
>>781064
It is pretty old, but you should never apologise for posting something so cute. More Anons need to see it anyhow.
Anonymous 01/14/18 (Sun) 06:08:46 No. 781201
>>773762
So does feeding them seed oils and stuff really fatten them up? I read somewhere that in the past farmers were trying to figure out ways to fatten the cattle and tried saturated fats like coconut oil and other things like vegetable scraps but they stayed thin. And then when they added soybean oil they gained weight.
Anonymous 01/14/18 (Sun) 19:01:47 No. 781405
>>781396
I would completely bypass her maginot line, if you catch my drift.
Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 07:41:04 No. 781630
>>781396
I want to make love to Andou over and over again.
Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 09:03:32 No. 781641
>>781396
French Females are fine too
Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 10:45:20 No. 781650
>>770700
>>777282
BluRay and DVD is coming out on the 23rd of March
Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 10:55:36 No. 781655
>>781650
Only a weapon to surpass metal gear can obtain a copy earlier.... Behold! The Mihopede!
Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 12:08:32 No. 781681
>>781655
You'll be played like a damn fiddle once I bring up that doujin
Anonymous 01/15/18 (Mon) 13:59:17 No. 781702
>>781655
Yukari go to sleep, it isn't healthy to be awake for too long.
Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 12:33:03 No. 782114
>overhear dad speaking to my brother about "Girls und Panzer"
>he watched an episode on YouTube
>he said it was stupid
>I mention that I liked it
>he changes his tone and words like normalfags always do
I don't know why, but I still feel hurt.
Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 12:51:36 No. 782121
>>782114
>I mention that I liked it
That's where you fucked up. NEVER EVER NOT EVER let ANYBODY in real life know ANYTHING about yourself.
ESPECIALLY ABOUT ANIME.
Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 12:55:06 No. 782122
>>782114
>I mention that I liked it
Why on earth would you do that?
Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 12:56:29 No. 782124
>>782114
>talking to normalfags
>especially about anime
>ever
You brought this upon yourself.
Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 13:19:07 No. 782130
>>782114
>Show about cute girls doing cute things + tanks
>he expects anyone except virgin nerds to like it
Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 13:22:12 No. 782132
>>782114
>>782114
>>I mention that I liked it
Stupid autist, don't you know how to hide your power level?
Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 13:25:32 No. 782133
Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 14:46:35 No. 782156
>>782114
Your father probably hurt more than you, and you'll probably never understand why.
Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 15:03:59 No. 782163
>>782114
My grandpa, who was a Waffen-SS veteran, liked it.
Anonymous 01/16/18 (Tue) 15:13:34 No. 782165
>>782163
Is he German, or did he fight in one of the foreign units?
Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 00:19:11 No. 782294
>>782156
>>782132
>>782130
>>782124
>>782122
>>782121
He watches anime though.
You people do realize anime is being watched by stacies and chads nowadays, right?
Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 06:47:19 No. 782386
>>782294
Yeah, stuff like Dragonball and maybe Robotech. At most its Hero Academia.
Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 07:02:56 No. 782390
>>782386
>at most
No, anything popular. Youjo Senki, Hero Academia, "ghetto" anime like Dragonball, etc.
It seems to be the "new video games" circa 2007, meaning too many people are watching it or are aware of it.
Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 07:08:09 No. 782391
>>782386
Two hours ago half the people on my shift were just talking about which site they use to stream anime. Three people in my shop are trying to learn kana. My roommate when I was in training binge-watched the 2011 iM@S anime, Kobayashi, and Re;Zero he was a huge pleb so he only liked the last two . Four guys in BMT were GuP fans, among other shows. I talked to one of them for half an hour about SoL manga. The fears about the 2020 olympics are 100% reasonable.
Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 08:27:44 No. 782405
>>782165
German.
I only showed him the two episodes against Pravda (of course), and he really seemed to like them. For some reason he also found the fact that Katyusha was so small really hilarious.
https://twitter.com/odanondesu Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 09:17:02 No. 782415
>>782405
I want to do things with Azumi...
Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 13:24:00 No. 782449
>>782390
>anime being the new video games
Don't even joke about that.
Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 13:27:20 No. 782450
>>782449
Have you missed that netflix is airing anime?
Soon we will see mountains of articles claiming anime makes people sexist or whatever buzzword they use at the time.
Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 14:28:56 No. 782456
>>782390
Anime already went mainstream in the 90s. It fell out of favor.
Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 15:08:11 No. 782467
>>782163
I wanna call bullshit but i've seen some interesting /k/ anons who incidentally likes animu so whatever
Maybe post an old unit patch or something
>>782449
Nigger, have you even seen the amount of anime being talked about by normalfags recently? I felt like we've gone full circle back to the late 90s- early 2000s again
Also
>implying that video games and anime are separate things
They've been like bread and butter this whole goddamn time anon.
>>782456
I thought it was the Simpsons that were the cultural phenomenon back then? RIP
>>782415
She suspiciously looks alot like one of those instructors from Metal Slug, i can't really remember who she was though
Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 15:41:36 No. 782479
>>782467
Anime still has a long way to fall before it gets to where games are now, where there's almost literally nothing of substance or worth being made anymore. I really don't want to see it happen. I don't know what would be left for me if it does.
We're already at the point where actually good anime is being buried by reddit shit and this is pretty much the only place in the world where you can talk about those shows as far as I know.
Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 15:54:30 No. 782480
>>782390
i hate to break it to you but i think its been like this for a while.
>>782405
that's pretty tight to be honest.
Anonymous 01/17/18 (Wed) 22:52:13 No. 782564
>>782480
>it's been like this for awhile
I know, but it's been getting worse.
Anonymous 01/18/18 (Thu) 00:56:58 No. 782596
>>782467
I had an old SS NCO say that he wish he had a mobile suit of armor when catching the last bit of Jin-roh.
Anonymous 01/18/18 (Thu) 15:00:58 No. 782746
>>782467
>I wanna call bullshit but i've seen some interesting /k/ anons who incidentally likes animu so whatever
>Maybe post an old unit patch or something
I'm really sorry, I know this is the internet and all, but you have to take my word for it. What wasn't destroyed during the war, my grandpa destroyed shortly afterwards, so I don't have any photos or medals or whatever than I can show you.
Anonymous 01/20/18 (Sat) 07:31:21 No. 783419
>>782746
At least he had a reason for getting rid of his stuff (Nazi hunters, etc.). My grandpa, who was a US battlefield medic who had joined the army ~1935, sold most of his stuff come the early '70s. The only reason my dad has anything is because he had to buy it from him.
Anonymous 01/21/18 (Sun) 10:19:16 No. 783991
>>783419
That's cool, man,
Anonymous 01/21/18 (Sun) 12:28:04 No. 784009
>>782391
>The fears about the 2020 olympics are 100% reasonable
What fears?
Anonymous 01/21/18 (Sun) 13:26:39 No. 784019
>>784009
Tokyo Olympics. Japanese government is going to holocaust hentai and loli before it happens and millions of normalfag westerners are going to get into anime and Japanese culture, which means feminists and SJWs.
Anonymous 01/21/18 (Sun) 13:35:54 No. 784025
>>784019
CNN already runs commercials for Japanese tourism flaunting how cool and hip j-pop and maid cafes are. The early 2000's craze is going to be nothing compared to what we're entering.
Anonymous 01/21/18 (Sun) 23:07:21 No. 784299
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play. >>783419
>The only reason my dad has anything is because he had to buy it from him.
Well that sucks.
>>784009
>>784019
>>784025
2020 will be the darkest year of animu and mango history.
Anonymous 01/22/18 (Mon) 06:24:24 No. 784439
>>784299
What was worse—2000's, or 2012's (SAO)?
Anonymous 01/22/18 (Mon) 07:18:04 No. 784446
>all this sudden fearmongering
>>782449
>>782479
Anime is still a niche industry with a limited audience that is not cared beyond the success of shows (e.g.- the late 90s-early 2000s boom).
They aren't like vidya where it has evolved to a point that a console is as common a household item like a television set and everyone owns at least one copy of CoD or FIFA. Some franchises managed to be successful because vidya is such a large and open industry with millions of consumers that making niche games for niche audiences is possible.
I'm not saying no one outside of the target demographic or whatever likes anime, manga, or both. There's 7 billion people on Earth, so a couple of outliers are probably going to enjoy both by law of statistic. But the truth of the matter there are just a small minority of a hobby that is already enjoyed by a small minority as is.
>>782450
Netflix is just CR. They pay for the streaming rights and that's it. It licenses shows nobody in the West actually gives a shit about because in this case, their primary audience is Japan. If Netflix didn't pay for Devilman/Seiya and whatever someone else would have paid for it. Everyone who thinks Netflix is literally funding anime productions in the way that they are the sole reason why they exist is either a shill or retarded.
>>784019
>>784299
Not gonna happen for a number of reasons.
First of all, Japan sees Western SJWs as huge laughingstocks. Their feminists and mangaka have told them to back off and mind their own business numerous times without further retaliation; they worry more about issues in society rather than in media. And knowing how apeshit Japanese otaku get whenever something happens that they don’t like, it’s not going down without bloodshed on their side.
Second, the new Tokyo governor is otaku-lite, loves to cosplay, and wants to make anime a big part of the Olympics; she also defends Japan's hentai industry and even lolis.
While the industry may churn out some things to suit foreigners during that time frame, they are not going to inact radical new laws to make their industries more pallitable for Westerners. The most realistic scenario will probably be relocating or temporarily closing down porno shops, risqué-themed cafés, and soaplands. Doujins and hentai will continue to circulate in the black market and underground circles.
Moreover, the Yakuza runs the majority of business in Japan, especially with involvement in politics and the entertainment industry (in extension to idols, gravure modeling and JAVs, hotels, shoots, etc.). They won't allow any funded politicians or shady competition to creep in on their profits.
Japanese society is not American Society. Applying American standards when interpreting a Japanese work doesn’t make you progressive. The world is not America.
Anonymous 01/22/18 (Mon) 07:33:22 No. 784452
>>784446
>Applying American standards when interpreting a Japanese work doesn’t make you progressive
Are you implying we want to be progressive?
Anyway, you make an excellent point, but I'd still be wary.
Anonymous 01/22/18 (Mon) 08:39:22 No. 784459
>>784452
No, I should have just left it before the implication. I’m cautiously optimistic at the moment.
Anonymous 01/22/18 (Mon) 08:45:09 No. 784460
>>784446
Most of what you said is true, but you really can't say that incidental anime watching is an uncommon niche when kissanime now rivals hulu in terms of traffic, with multiple others like CR also within the same order of magnitude. You are absolutely correct though that those masses are not influential, neither they nor the Japanese have much of an interest in reaching out to each other and I see no reason why that would change.
Ram & Rem Anonymous 01/22/18 (Mon) 09:27:47 No. 784465
When's the next OVA episode?
Anonymous 01/23/18 (Tue) 07:59:36 No. 784786
How can you say you love your waifu if you can't even draw her in an Excel spreadsheet?
Anonymous 01/23/18 (Tue) 08:10:22 No. 784787
>>784786
That is terrifying.
Please use your powers for good.
Anonymous 01/23/18 (Tue) 08:53:41 No. 784788
>>784465
When's the H -OVA?
Anonymous 01/23/18 (Tue) 15:11:52 No. 784835
>>784788
>garupan H-OVA
How have I not heard of this?
Anonymous 01/25/18 (Thu) 08:07:57 No. 785486
Reminder that the French girls constantly fight each other to show dominance with the loser getting fucked in the ass with a strap-on
Anonymous 01/25/18 (Thu) 09:54:32 No. 785501
>>785488
Have a look on pixiv if you can sometime.
Anonymous 01/26/18 (Fri) 00:48:07 No. 785736
Anonymous 01/26/18 (Fri) 15:26:40 No. 785904
Anonymous 01/26/18 (Fri) 15:34:03 No. 785907
>>785904
It's not out yet.
Anonymous 01/27/18 (Sat) 23:03:38 No. 786434
I wonder what passes for lewd magazines in Girls und Panzer and if the girls are caught reading them?
Anonymous 01/28/18 (Sun) 07:45:35 No. 786592
>>786434
The girls would never!
Anonymous 01/29/18 (Mon) 07:56:10 No. 787166
>>786434
Tank pr0n.. oh yeah
Anonymous 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:38:00 No. 791307
is there fansubs of Das Finale yet?
Anonymous 02/07/18 (Wed) 03:52:19 No. 791313
>>791307
Neg, BD is released 23rd of March, so subs will probably be available at the beginning of April at the earliest.