No.747271
Chuuni girls are so cute and fun to bully. How would you bully a chuuni?
No.747273
>>747271
Tell them they are living in a fantasy and they will have to get a job.
No.747274
>>747273
You're supposed to bully a chuuni with your dick, anon.
No.747276
>>747274
My plan was to psychologically break them down.
No.747279
Ask for their hand in marriage.
No.747282
>>747271
Tell them that my hugs dispel their powers, leaving them as mere mortals while they are in my clutches.
No.747284
>>747271
Bullying the more devilish chunnis is satisfying because I can get inventive with my knowledge of religion and because it means I can justify larping as a paladin.
No.747291
Replace everything they love with toothpaste.
No.747292
>>747287
I want to insert my penis into Satania!
No.747294
>>747291
What if they love toothpaste?
No.747296
>>747271
>Megumeme
Take her hat
>Dullahan
Play soccer with her head
>Ranko
Speak to her in latin
>Rikka
Superglue the eyepatch
>Satania
Convince her that suicide will make her better than Gabriel
>Yohane
SWAT her livestreams
No.747297
>>747294
Its spicy toothpaste.
No.747300
>>747294
>>747297
Toothpaste mixed with wasabi.
No.747303
>>747300
Toothpaste mixed with bleach and peroxide. Enjoy cola with them every day. Tell them dentists are for losers who do not receive chuuni protection. When their teeth rot tell them about extraction via string and doors.
No.747325
>>747287
Best thing to come out of a mediocre show.
No.747327
No.747328
>>747274
Their job is to take care of your dick, anon.
No.747331
I would not bully but participate in her chuuni.
No.747336
Tell her that she's not special.
No.747347
>>747271
>1st pic
Megumin is flat
No.747358
Who are some other chuunis? My autism needs to categorize.
No.747391
>>747347
It's just one of those Crimson Demon girls, they all look alike and this definitely can't be Megumin: she's flat!
No.747401
>>747287
"Baka who is revealed to be quite busty/has nice legs" is such an underused trait, especially when they don't make a fuss about, she just has a nice rack. Lost-chan from Anne Happy, Satanya and Raccoon from Kemono Friends (it's more a fanart thing, her seiyuu is quite busty) come to mind, and also Ikamusume's fangirl when she wore a summer dress and had beautiful legs, or the volleyball episode where it was shown she had quite the nice breasts and slamming body.
Any other bakas with this trait?
No.747403
>>747287
I would tell Satania that in order to be the ruler of Hell you must have small breasts.
No.747404
>>747401
>especially when they don't make a fuss about, she just has a nice rack
I also like that, because it means there's more to the character than her good looks, like pic related.
No.747405
>>747403
And the only way they'll get smaller is if you suck on them.
No.747435
>>747404
Aqua is a baka of the highest order and she has nothing other than being a baka and a nice body going for her.
No.747442
>>747435
There are a lot more going for her, both positive and negative. She's an alcoholic, self-centered, motherly(see her interactions with her followers and the dragon chick), a great mason, a great magician and overall godlike artist. All in all, she is the worst girl.
No.747443
You shouldn't bully a chuuni wielding a weapon of mass destruction.
No.747447
>>747273
OP asked how to bully a chuuni, not how to bully anons.
No.747451
>>747447
Joke's on you. My flight to Gensoukyou is already booked.
No.747454
>>747404
Aqua is my petto. I want to love her and care for her and do pet play with her.
No.747457
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>>747287
https://exhentai.org/g/1129770/04e80e5f53/>>747287
Here have a Satania doujin by the same guy. Spoilered for your safety.
No.747458
>>747451
Are you going to crash a plane with no survivors?
No.747459
>>747454
I'm pretty sure my dog is smarter than Aqua. I'd rather have a smart pet.
No.747464
>>747454
>there are people who actually love Aqua
>>747459
Another thing is that your dog won't spend your hard earned money on alcohol and other trinkets.
No.747465
>>747457
It was pretty good, no weird NTR shit, no gangbang, no Raphiel coming in to ruin everything.
No.747466
>>747454
Aqua would make an amusing sex pet.
>>747459
>>747464
You can't fuck a dog.
No.747467
>>747454
Aqua is mine, you can't have her.
No.747468
>>747466
>You can't fuck a dog.
No.747470
>>747404
Aqua is honestly as close to a 3DPD as 2D comes. Do not want.
No.747471
>>747465
>no Raphiel coming in to ruin everything make everything much better
A real shame.
>>747470
You must hang around some really good 3DPDs then. 3DPD is much worse.
No.747473
>>747470
3DPD is much worse and there are other characters in other works that fit the bill better. That bitch from Dungeon Seeker is a small example.
No.747476
>>747473
>Dungeon Seeker
One of the most 3DPD and there's even worst girls out there still.
No.747480
>>747470
You have not read enough manga and LN, have you?
No.747482
>>747476
You are correct. I'm pretty sure the author is a worse bitch than any 3D girl.
No.747485
>>747404
>>747470
I wouldn't call Aqua worst girl or 3DPD. She's good if you have a bully fetish and are into pet play. She's Yoshiko if she grew up spoiled, you just need to be her A-kun and give this loving waifu a well deserved uppercut from time to time.
No.747486
>>747480
>Has no sense of responsibility
>Wastes all your money on stupid shit
>Drags you into debt with stupid shit
>Blames your inability to keep up with her appetite for material goods
>Strangely talented with shit that's not marketable as a skill
>Somehow still proud of it
I said a normal 3DPD, not a MGTOW horror story level woman. Also I grew up overseas. Are western women today all MGTOW level bad?
No.747488
>>747464
>>there are people who actually love Aqua
You have no idea.
No.747513
>>747490
At last I truly see. Now I really want to dame her gami.
No.747528
>>747271
Tell them to go to /x/ or /tumblr/ where they belong.
No.747531
>>747466
>you can't fuck a dog
No.747533
Which chuuni has the jiggliest thighs?
No.747536
Please don't bully the chiuunis!
No.747537
No.747554
>>747536
>implying satania wouldn't leave the safety on
Satania probably doesn't even know the difference between a clip and a cartridge, and I doubt she would be able to load the gun correctly.
No.747573
>>747271
I want to fuck Yohane.
No.747574
>>747573
Do you think she would treat her first time like a satanic ritual?
No.747577
Best chuunibyou coming through
No.747578
>>747577
Too bad he lost to fate.
No.747581
>>747574
It would be the most chuuni and surreal sex.
No.747582
>>747577
Can male chuuni be cute?
No.747583
>>747577
Chuunibyou is just Tsundere with a certain quirky Tumblr flavor.
Pic related.
No.747598
>>747581
That's the best part.
No.747607
>>747578
Well, that Okabe did. Through his sacrifice he managed to get an Okabe to Steins;Gate so he could settle down and be happy in at least one worldline.
No.747613
>>747360
Is it me or did anyone get really hard at the bullying part?
No.747626
>and fun to bully
Get out.
No.747631
>>747626
Chuuni is for bully.
No.747633
>>747574
>>747581
Yohane will be shouting at how her angel pussy is taking in your mortal semen so that she can spawn little demons. She'll be wearing her wings and halo.
No.747636
>>747631
NO THEY'RE FUCKING NOT
THEY MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS
No.747656
>>747633
Such vulgarity is out of character for her. Surely she would phrase it in a much more refined manner.
No.747703
>>747271
<How would you bully a chuuni?
>Take her on mountain hike in Autumn on weekday when kids aren't around claiming it's to find some chuuni treasure
>Make her wear a skirt or kilt
>Have play fight off-trail when no one's around
>win obviously
>Take pantsu as reward or as dirty trick
>Watch her squirm in 30-50mph winds/35-50 Fahrenheit weather
>Make her play on playground with you at base of mountain nopantsu afterwards
>Especially monkey bars and teeter totter
>Make her sit on your lap for warmth while you swap her hot chocolate with your coffee thermos
>Hold hands and cuddle in back of van afterwards
>Drive her home
>Remember pantsu
>Bring in pantsu in front of her mother/siblings and tell her she left them in van
>Remain silent and watch the shitstorm unfurl
No.747706
>>747633
I swear if Yohane has a child and calls it her "little demon" and has it wear a devil hoodie.
No.747712
>>747706
She'd be the girl who would actually carry out the "bat people baby" ancient pasta.
No.747721
>>747703
>>Bring in pantsu in front of her mother/siblings and tell her she left them in van
>>Remain silent and watch the shitstorm unfurl
Now that's just plain evil, good job.
No.747722
>How would you bully a chuuni?
That is easy, take them out to a spooky place innawoods, leave them with a bag that has a flashlight with the wrong batteries inside, a gun with the wrong ammo and cans of cat food without a can opener.
I don't give a fuck what happens next.
No.747729
>>747486
>I said a normal 3DPD, not a MGTOW horror story level woman. Also I grew up overseas. Are western women today all MGTOW level bad?
Yes.
No.747810
>>747804
Man, Megumin is really cute! I actually liked this series until the point where Megumin confessed to Kazuma and he turns her down like the insecure Nip he is. I pretty much dropped it after that.
No.747814
>>747810
Unless something happened in Volume 12, which hasn't been translated yet, the epilogue of Volume 11, has Megumin telling Kazuma that it's time for their relationship to advance to a stage between friends and lovers, at night in his room. Kazuma was really happy about this, but then she left his room and the next room, she acted like nothing has happened. What volume where you on?
No.747815
>>747814
the next room meant to say the next morning.
No.747959
>>747955
YAMEROOOO
Megumin is too innocent for that type of play
No.747963
>>747955
>>747360
>>747959
You tremble because you are weak.
No.747967
>>747955
>>747963
If I pull that off, will you cry?
No.747968
>>747967
It would be extremely painful.
No.747996
>See Dal Segno on Mangagamer
>Chuuni heroine
>She actually ends up being best girl
https://vndb.org/v17742
It's a comfy ride too.
No.748040
No.748211
>>748198
I'm exploding alright.
No.748402
>>748198
But what if you change the meaning of an explosion?
No.748416
>>748402
That is shit quality art and you should be ashamed for stooping low enough to save it.
No.748443
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Make way for the king of chuunis.
No.749315
>>747582
I'm sure for Kurisu and Mayuri it was.
>>747607
>>747578
I often wonder how many years if you count all the loops and how many times he had to suffer before finally passing to Steins Gate world line. Alpha, Beta, Gamma, etc.
No.751265
>>747279
What if they refuse.
No.751292
>>747300
>>747297
Well, in all honesty I'd probably give it a try myself. Imagine the pleasant numbing sensation you get after brushing your teeth with a super spicy toothpaste. Sounds like fun to me.
I thing old fashioned hugs and tender love-bullying works best for them.
No.751390
>>751265
If a chuuni refuses, you simply play the evil villain and take what is yours by force. Taking their chuuni phylactery is always a good starting point. Works kinda like a lich.
No.751392
>>751265
Headpat them until they accept.
No.753014
>>747404
>ywn register yourself on the axis cult with the condition Aqua does you some "favours"
>they consist of things like dancing so she unknowingly waves her ass or letting you use her lap pillow
>every time Aqua asks when will the "favours" be enough you say later
>when she wants more information you threaten to leave the axis cult or give her a bottle of cheap wine
>she acts tsundere but eventually admits she had fun and her complaints die down
>develop friendship with Aqua
>one day you're making her paint the walls of your mansion in Axel so you can see her wave her ass on her toes
>she blurts out "a-actually I know you don't just like my artistic skills and I'm okay with it a-anon-sama"
>you and Aqua act weird for a week or so
>she appears while you're in the axis cult bath
>too foggy to see anything besides her perfect curves
>she leans in
>you can feel her breath
>she says in a shaky voice "i-is t-this wh-at yyou wa-wanted a-anon?"
>kiss aqua
>wash each other's backs
>she tells you she likes how you lovingly treat her
>she says kuzuma always pommels her in the head for no reason and that a goddess like her doesn't deserve it
>she starts crying
>hug aqua tightly and begin an adventurer party with her
>she learns a new class of party tricks she only performs for you, "private tricks"
No.753019
Behold the newest member of the Chuuni race.
No.753021
when are Megumin and Kazuma going to say fuck it, merc the demon king and all his generals and make themselves the Demob Kinga
No.753023
>>753021
Konosuba is probably going to last as long as it's popular, it already follows the "be done with current issue, new issue pops up" formula.
I'm on vol 10 and there aren't even any loose ends, and there are barely any references to the past so the stories are basically self contained.
Also if you could beat the demon king with kazuma's wealth (~2 billion eris on volume 10) nobles would have already done it.
No.753052
>>753023
>Also if you could beat the demon king with kazuma's wealth (~2 billion eris on volume 10) nobles would have already done it.
But all the rich people and jews in our world could easily get rid of world hunger and many social issues if they all worked together, heck maybe just Bill Gates could do it alone. So why haven't they?
No.753053
>>753014
>undeservedly
She’s a baka and you’re a baka for believing her.
No.753063
>>753052
You ever have money? Like loads of money, a million or a billion. It is intoxicating, the wealth you amassed, you do not want to see it part with you more than you wish to. Philanthropists gave what they can comfortably give (note: amount they are feeling okay with parting, not the actual amount that they can give it all without financially hurting themselves).
Greed is one hell of a poison of the spirit. Your stacks of million will never be enough, you want more to be more secure, ad infinitum. And you will do anything to rake in those dollars.
No.753064
>>753021
There are only 2 generals left, besides Wiz who I doubt they really need to kill, as Aqua should be able to break the barrier at that point, so no more than 10 volumes, unless the Demon King hires more generals. At worst the author is gonna pad the series with more side-stories.
No.753085
>>753014
I'd rather die alone than have to put up with that bitch.
No.753086
>>753052
>heck maybe just Bill Gates could do it alone.
If Bill Gates could do it alone, he would have done it already. That man gives no shits about his personal fortune.
No.753088
>>753086
t. Melinda Gates.
No.753514
>>747470
>>747485
Aqua is best girl because she is like a 3dpd girl with the best attributes. All you have to do is give her attention and she is happy.
No.753546
>>753514
>All you have to do is give her attention and she is happy.
That's also true for Darknes, Megumin, Chris/Eris and Iris, but at least they won't spend all your hard earned cash on booze and lottery tickets, that she will never win at.
I was waiting for either volume 12 to be fully translated, or for season 3 to be confirmed, before creating a Konosuba thread, but I guess this has become a knosuba thread.
Sage, because it's still offtopic.
No.758656
>>758653
I feel like satanya isn't really a chuuni because she is a demon and not a delusional young'un. At most it's some russian strain of autism.
No.758739
>>758656
>russian strain of autism
She should count herself lucky, I've heard of some strains that are basically bio-weapons she could have contracted.
No.758752
>>758653
Sure, but I'd prefer a flatter Satania. Or a Vigne.
>>758656
She might be a demon but she larps as some powerful arch demon about to conquer earth when she's basically just a baker's daughter. The equivalent might be a kid with an airsoft gun who pretends to be a Navy Seal because of it. Does that not count as chuuni?
No.758766
>>758656
Think of this, if Satania was a girl in demon school, she would be a chuuni there for her delusions and theatrics.
No.758770
>>758766
It's sad that a girl with such diligence and passion for her studies and for her race would be ridiculed for it.
No.758774
>>747404
>>747454
RELENTLESS BULLYING
No.759035
>>747296
The right way to bully Lala is to take her head and tell her body to try to stop you from kissing it.
Then you spend about 3 hours running with the head in your arms and when you and the body are tired you kiss the head and watch the body melt.
No.759046
>>758774
She really deserves a lot more bullying.
No.759096
>>759046
The proper way to bully her would be:
>Get killed
>Don't let her resurrect you
>Get reborn back into the normal world
>Leave her in a world she can never escape
No.759109
But is it really chuuni if she really is supernatural..?
No.759208
>>759096
No, you're supposed to mindbreak her and turn her into the goddess of fug.
We already concluded that she would purify your sperm the moment it touched her on some other thread.
Dying and threatening to not come back is one of the ways you could fuck her, but you can probably give her some good sake or guilt trip her.
And once she gets some dicking she'll be a completely normal and pleasant anime girl, her personality is just 1000 years of pent up sexual frustration. Maybe she'll be condescending still, but some anons want to be bullied.
No.759214
>>759109
>Calls the bakery they live at the demon lord's castle
I dunno man, you tell me.
No.759229
>>759214
She's a double chuuni.
No.759321
>>759096
She would start working as a construction worker, enjoying it so much that she forgets that she ever was a goddess. After a few years, with her skills she ends up being the chief builder at grand cathedrals and palaces.