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 No.48516

Uh oh. Somehow you pissed off Reimu and now she's going to kick your ass. What the fuck did you do and how are you going to get out of this mess?

Autistic replies will just make her kick your ass harder.

 No.48518

I don't know what I did, but I'll prostrate myself, apologize profusely, and give large donations to the shrine.

Then after she settles down I will provide snacks and headpats.


 No.48521

File: 577a122a612af6c⋯.jpg (40.78 KB, 600x655, 120:131, 18034328.jpg)

>>48518

>Believing you can headpat the Reimu

You dont know shit about 2hu right?


 No.48522

File: c6d1b102dbff5a9⋯.jpg (427.86 KB, 800x800, 1:1, c6d1b102dbff5a9f8a7ec60eff….jpg)

>>48521

It's not impossible.


 No.48523

File: 32580814aaa6ad5⋯.jpg (11.02 KB, 367x266, 367:266, 13513666.jpg)

>>48522

>That pic

Holy shit anon i cant hold all this crippling depression and anxiety cuteness!


 No.48547

File: ea9dca263f8f16f⋯.jpg (162.5 KB, 850x629, 50:37, __hakurei_reimu_and_ibuki_….jpg)

>>48516

Invite her to a twelve-course meal with plenty of sake. Poor girl doesn't get paid good enough for all the bullshit she has to pull up with.

Also offer to go drinking with Suika so she can have some peace in her shrine, if only temporarily.


 No.48553

>>48521

Who are you quoting?


 No.48559

>>48553

No, im not falling for that one like the other fairy did.

g-get lost


 No.48579

File: 70b9fdd4cfe0d9d⋯.jpg (128.09 KB, 600x600, 1:1, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_dra….jpg)

Believing you can headpat the Reimu


 No.48580

File: 4ee626d02a97ef5⋯.png (642.19 KB, 700x674, 350:337, ClipboardImage.png)

>>48579

watch me


 No.48599

File: 0a4f74f69b0113e⋯.jpg (298.29 KB, 1142x1400, 571:700, b5c38b250f1570c9ede77be018….jpg)

Easy. Just get Yukari to hide me on a planet or pocket dimension for a while.

You can't kill what you can't find, Reimu.


 No.48602

>>48599

I want Yukari to hide me in her pocket dimension


 No.48611

File: 5f2de34a5576195⋯.jpg (109.53 KB, 850x633, 850:633, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_dra….jpg)

>>48602

That can be arranged.


 No.48697

>>48611

So safe and warm


 No.48699

File: 6b5f15fdd56307c⋯.jpg (27.73 KB, 261x293, 261:293, __chen_kirisame_marisa_yak….jpg)

>>48599

>Implying that she wouldn't send Reimu straight to you so that you were trapped on an empty planet alone with Reimu just for the shits and giggles.


 No.48700

>>48699

Come now. That would only happen if you told Yukari she is an old hag with sloppy, sagging ti-


 No.48702

File: bd2d9d63f2a9825⋯.jpg (168.62 KB, 850x734, 425:367, __yakumo_yukari_touhou_dra….jpg)

>>48700

>Implying that Yukari doesn't want to get off to watching Reimu rape/kill you on some distant planet where no one can save you.


 No.48720

>>48516

I'd try to find out what I did to piss her off, apologize profusely, and try to fix it if possible. It's probably pretty serious if it was bad enough for her to leave Gensokyo and come after me. I'd also be able to give her a bit of cash, something to eat, and some tea if that helps. Hopefully she likes pot pies and peanut butter sandwiches because that's all I have right now.


 No.48721

I'll take the ass kicking. I probably deserve it. Besides, Reimu seems to get on ok with people she's beaten up.


 No.48722

>>48702

>rape/kill

with hope

unless shes using a strap on


 No.48724

File: 9935efbfa25d73f⋯.jpg (404.3 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, __hakurei_reimu_touhou_dra….jpg)

Ah, I've been hanging around the shrine being lazy and not paying attention to her, this I can fix.




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