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Claim a 2hu waifu in this thread and confess why you love her.
Once you've claimed her, no one else in this thread can have her.
▶ No.33034
Yukari because of the same reasons I mentioned in >>31933
▶ No.33035>>33043
>>33033 (OP)
What's the point? It's not like they'll ever love me back.
Nice dubs by the way.
▶ No.33036>>33040
We already have a waifu thread, though.
Still sticking with my red-headed Chinese qt. Meiling is a lovely girl with a kind personality, heroic spirit, and a heart of gold.
▶ No.33040>>33041 >>33046 >>33079
I'm going to choose komachi because I need a big girl that likes to be comfy
>>33036
We have 800 million sleeping threads, and they still keep popping up
▶ No.33041
>>33040
The old sleep thread usually gets deleted before a new one pops up.
▶ No.33042>>33110
Claiming best neet before someone else does. She's cute and pretty and has a nice personality and she's from the moon. What's not to like?
▶ No.33043>>33103 >>33104
>>33035
>tfw i'll never propose to Wakasagihime
WHY EVEN LIVE?
also can someone translate this?
▶ No.33044
Whats the point of claiming non existent ideas?
▶ No.33046
Cirno.
Cute, unbreakable spirit. She's a fairy of the superior season so to speak.
I like tomboyish girls as well, she's perfect.
>>33040
good morning
▶ No.33050
Hatate, because I have a thing for twintails and hikimoris or whatever that is written.
▶ No.33052
Alice because I met her and we fell in love
▶ No.33053>>33870 >>41075
Patchouli because she's a shutin like me!
▶ No.33066
Remilia because I want a great loli that sexually dominates me.
▶ No.33067>>33068
Tojiko.
Got shafted by Futo and just rolled with it. Also I like angry girls. She's also electrifying and has adorable ghost tails.
▶ No.33069
>>33068
ah, fuck you leatherman
▶ No.33071
▶ No.33072>>33080
Sanae is love, Sanae is lyfe
▶ No.33078
Suwako - I love the kero kero kero
▶ No.33079
>>33040
>Komachifag
Rare as fuck, but great taste.
Sakuya.
I pick Sakuya because of her powers. I am worried about how quickly time passes, so she coul help me get things done. I also wouldnt grow old as she can stop/slow/reverse aging. (If she can age things, why cant she do the opposite?)
All in all, Sakuya would be the 2hu who cures all my fears. Then if I get bored of life I can an hero, unlike Mokou and Kaguya who are eternally fucked.
▶ No.33080>>33084
Since >>33072 is a slutposting faggot, I'll be claiming actual Sanae. She's a beautiful, kind, smart, brave determined girl and I love her.
▶ No.33084>>33086 >>33184
>>33080
See >>33033 (OP)
>Once you've claimed her, no one else in this thread can have her.
Sorry goy, your slutty jew is mine.
▶ No.33086>>33087
>>33084
Not really. It's Sanae. Shes the town bike who will fuck anything, she cant into monogamy. You both have her, enjoy your std's.
Claiming Eirin so I can convince her not to cure your super aids.
▶ No.33087
>>33086
She can't cheat on me if I cut her limbs off
▶ No.33101
Claiming Tenshi because I'm into young girls who need an older man to punish them.
▶ No.33103>>33104
Because she's why I got into the series and a lot of other reasons.
>>33043
I'm pretty sure the kanji is 女歹台 but I can't tell what the second one is supposed to be. Then again my kanji sucks. It likely takes on an entirely different meaning if you don't translate every one together.
女= woman, girl, lady, girlfriend, etc. Like in 女の子
歹＝bad, death, wrong
台= stand, rack, counter, what have you.
Someone correct what I screwed up please. Still learning.
▶ No.33104>>33117
>>33103
>>33043
Closest I can find is 性. I can't tell what it is but I'm assuming it's jinmeiyou kanji. Like the stuff you call fighting moves and your name and stuff. So that would be like 女性歹台 female death stand or something. Really not sure.
▶ No.33105>>33106 >>33114 >>33115
Claiming Orin. She seems like a hard-working, loyal girl. Her family seems nice too.
Also i'm a sucker for catgirls.
▶ No.33106
▶ No.33110>>33122
>>33042
>what's not to like
She's too lazy to chew her own food. So you'll have to do it despite her not needing to eat.
▶ No.33114
>>33105
An Orin is fine too.
▶ No.33115>>33116
>>33105
Orin puts me off becuase
>cat ears and ears
But please, I need more image of her. Post more like the one you have. (Quality stuff, not chibi shit)
▶ No.33116
>>33115
start your own orin dump thread
▶ No.33117>>33147
>>33104
it's 女性殆 which is chinese
▶ No.33122>>33167
>>33110
>implying you wouldn't feed her like a baby bird
>preferably with lots of tongue action
▶ No.33147
>>33117
Oh. No wonder. Thanks. Any idea what the real pronunciation/translation would be then? Now I'm curious too. I dunno if a translator would be accurate.
▶ No.33167>>33168
>>33122
The only thing I'd be feeding her is my dick.
▶ No.33168>>33169 >>33170
>>33167
You are not a wise man
▶ No.33169
>>33168
ur mom isn't a wise man
▶ No.33170>>33171
>>33168
Please spoiler the cbt/guro.
▶ No.33171
>>33170
It's monochrome and not even obvious what it is
Stop being such rulecucks
▶ No.33176
I like her attitude and teasing nature, but I think she's nice underneath.
▶ No.33184
>>33084
You never said why you love her though. The other anon did.
▶ No.33195>>33197
The only Christian girl
Landowner
Tailor
▶ No.33197
>>33195
>christian girl
>originates from makai, the land of the demons
▶ No.33201
>Aya Shameimaru
>Cheerful, kind, and polite
>Dedicates her life to exposing the truth
>Will carry you back to your house if you collapse in the woods
>Honest with her criticism
>Will stick with you and help you improve
▶ No.33857>>33863 >>33865
Claiming Shiki Eiki. I like her personality, she is also the type of girl that would be embarrassed when do it lew things.
▶ No.33863>>33865
>>33857
>when do it lew
What?
▶ No.33870
I wanted to claim patchouli, but this fagget >>33053 already did.
Life is not worthy anymore.
Maybe i should brb gensokyo ;_;.
▶ No.33874>>33875 >>33927 >>36876
>>33865
The voice doesn't fit her at all.
>mfw english VA for a little girl in a japanese game
▶ No.33875
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>33874
English voice actors have no standards or talent whatsoever in comparison to their Japanese counterparts
Or at least the ones who are cast for anime seem to be the inferior kind, as if they just picked some random guy/girl off the girl to cast the role. Meanwhile VA's for series like Dawn of War were music to my ears
▶ No.33898
Bird bird BIRD! BIRD!
She's cute and I am a simple minded man with simple tastes.
She might be a devious little con artist and also loud, but I'll just think of how to deal with that after the fact.
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▶ No.33929
>>33927
It's just not good.
▶ No.34004>>46444
Yumemi.
She's a scientist. Not a magician, even though she can certainly use magic. Not an engineer, even though she built a multi-dimensional spaceship. No. She's here for science. She's here to understand and uncover the rules of Nature as written by god. To write down the book of Laws as passed on since the foundation of the universe.
She will not fail to this task. She will not forsake. She will not forget. She will try and try and try, breaking down the veil of secrecy until the wall of lies are shattered. She will grasp the core of truth that lie here, dormant, or die trying.
There is no Touhou more worthy of love, no Touhou more worthy of admiration. This is why I claim her, because I know deep down that she will claim the universe.
▶ No.34006
Anshin'in because reasons
▶ No.34026>>34030
I'm picking junko because she's the best ara, and I want to help her overcome her grief and anger by starting a new family with her
▶ No.34030>>34031
>>34026
>not welcome on the moon
>not welcome on the earth
Since you'll be homeless, you'll have to crash at the hot topic 2hu's place. Maybe this isn't the best time to be starting a family, anon.
▶ No.34031
>>34030
we'll hide in the forest like those luna neets
▶ No.36822
Claiming the fuck out of Mokou, she has extremely beautiful hair, very level headed and blunt about a lot of things, powerful enough to fight with Kaguya on a regular basis, she's also probably really knowledgable about the bamboo forest and how to survive in it since she lives there, and has the best sense of fashion in Gensokyo and manages to also have it mean something.(Pants were a sign of royalty and power in feudal Japan, and her name implies her to be the daughter of an actual Meiji era Emporer)
▶ No.36876
▶ No.39848
Momiji because she's cute and she is fiercely protective. And because momiji. Cutest girl and awooooooo~ Could be snuggle partner forever. Someone mentioned Cirno. She is cute and has a fiery but cool and icy personality. She's cute and full of herself.
▶ No.39888
Sukia Ibuki
Literal Semen demon
Have drinks with
Can shrink and grow
Flat chest for tighter hugging
▶ No.39907
Guess I'll claim ran.
Because she's the only other 2hu I know well.
▶ No.39955>>40011
Claiming Kosuzu 'cause cute and innocent is my thing
▶ No.40011>>40017
>>39955
I thought the last volume of Forbidden Scrollery had her turn out to have been deliberately letting loose the youkai books all along, and thus the 'true' bad guy for the entire plot. Or were my friends lying about the translation?
▶ No.40017
>>40011
>2016
>Not learning Nihon
Got myself the latest volume yesterday (The fifth one, printed on 26th April). Going to read it tonight.
▶ No.41075
>>33053
FUCK! SHE IS MY WAIFU YOU FILTHY CUNT!!! GODFUCKINDAMNIT!!!
▶ No.46317>>46361
Byakuren!!!! She lets me ride her motorcycle!
▶ No.46361
>>46317
>loving Byakuren because of her motorcycle
Byakuren is made for hugs. Loving, tender HUGS!
▶ No.46442
I'll take the 40 yo bunny girl. ^^
▶ No.46444
>>34004
Just imagine if cirno is her student.