No.89 [Last50 Posts]
When did you realize older women were superior to younger girls?
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No.93
>>89>liked little girls when I was smaller>grew up a little>like really old women>mature>Too old to be my perfect woman's perfect little boyLife hurts…
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No.94
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>>93It's generally more about the role, than age. You can have an age gap of 10 years or even less. The idea is about experience, motherly doting, and a maternal outlook on the relationship. Don't give up, anon!
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No.95
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No.97
The first time I saw porn, it was /ss/. Ever since the majority of my sperm was thanks to hentai, doujins, etc. featuring older women.
To this day I'm surprised I haven't accidentally soaked my bedsheets just thinking about milfs in my sleep.
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No.98
Pretty much sense before I knew there was a use for dicks beyond pissing. So like, from the age of 6.
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No.102
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No.103
>>89The hormones raging in my body wanting me to impregnate them. I hate kids but I wouldn't be able to stop myself from busting a raw nutt straight into their vagina.
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No.104
>>103where any of you on /d/ for the milf threads?
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No.105
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No.106
>>104>tfw there for the shortstack and the milf threads Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.107
>>105Just wondering since I might dump my archive of milf pics here.
>>106muh nigger
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No.108
>>107>tfw 98% of my ara ara is SS Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.109
>>108good 98% is lesbian or solo we can make this work
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No.110
>>109By our powers combined we have everything!
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No.111
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No.115
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No.116
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No.117
>>116see now this is too much.
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No.118
>>117Nah Dog, you too much.
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No.119
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No.121
>>119It is what it is nigga aint my falt yo yee yee as haircut be bitching down homeless ho hos
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No.125
>>121Shit son those weren't even words
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No.129
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No.130
>>129They don't think it be like it is but it do.
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No.131
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No.132
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No.133
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No.140
>>94>It's generally more about the role, than age.Uh, that's wrong. Don't project your fetishes on other people.
For me it's 100% about age. She could be motherly, bitchy, submissive or whatever else, as long as she's older.
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No.147
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No.160
When I realized maturity was a really attractive quality
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No.161
>>160On a similar note, I like them because it's nice to not have to fake being the mature one in a relationship.
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No.162
I'm in a weird sorta spot. I like milfs, but I also like lolis
Everything in between is just boring.
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No.163
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No.175
>>163milfy senseis are the best
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No.176
>>175and rozen weapon (or whatever he's calling himself nowadays) is a god among men
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No.177
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No.178
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No.179
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No.180
No bullshit games or mixed signals
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No.182
>>180They know what they want we know what we want no need for a middle man.
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No.207
>Generally better bodies and personalities
>Older women are flat out better at sex, even if they're virgins
>The ones who have experience show it really well
>They know what you want and what they want, so the game's a lot smoother and straightforward
>They're more likely to be assertive, playful, motherly, and whatever else that's "ara ara" so there's more variety
>Their age/role-specific personalities and performance in bed are better turn ons than the stuff you find in typical high school harem stuff
>Cute doesn't have to stop being a thing for girls after 18, but a grown woman being cute is a lot sweeter
>They can have twice as many sexual partners as younger girls or be sexually looser, yet be only a quarter as slutty
>Even if they are slutty or a prostitute, they have some character beyond "public human fucktoy who ahegaos from mere physical contact", and are thus more alluring
>Even if they are mindbroken whores, they're less annoying about it
>Older women are the most likely to be /ss/'d
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No.219
>>89I was 11, jacking it to the page 3 girls from the British newspapers
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No.253
>It was around 8th grade, I was about 13 at the time.
>We had a curvy as fuck social studies teacher
>Me and my friends used to try to peek at her cleavage
>We would occasionally drop stuff on the floor and get her to pick it up
>She eventually got wise and started to wear nothing but sweaters
>It was a plus for me because I already had a thing for sweaters
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No.327
>Had a gf younger than me.
>Realize her childish, tiring, and somewhat creepy personality reflected most girls around that age.
>Breakup.
>Realize I want someone more mature, responsible, and assertive.
>Older women it was.
>tfw I get along better with younger people.
I don't know if I'll make it but damn I'll try.
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No.329
>>163>hubbyfuck this word
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No.350
I didn't care too much about milfs until I worked at a supermarket, where 5 days out of the week I interacted with a variety of people coming in, majority of them older women, many clearly mothers.
That's when my penis began to lust for such a woman.
>Generally have the preferred Bodytype: fuller breasts, wider hips, bigger butts, thick thighs
>The motherly personalty leads more passionate love making
>More mature/experience is a turn on for me
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No.382
>>89Probably four years ago?
>get a new job>it's at a nudist park>the employees have to be nude too>my boss is 39>the assistand manager is 35>I'm 19
>we work together without incident for a few months>one night everyone goes to the manager's place for a company party>everyone gets pretty drunk (ecept me; I don't drink)>I offer the assistant manager a ride home because it's on my way>on the drive home she's very touchy feely>once we get there I help her get her door unlocked, turn to leave and she grabs my hand>she kisses me and pulls me into her apartmentOne thing lead to another, and…you can probably guess.
It was about then that I went from dating girls younger / my age to exclusively older.
I'm 21 now and married (my wife is 30, so a bit young, but still).
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No.397
Oh boy, here we go.
I suffered a childhood of abuse by a single mother. My mother's boyfriends weren't any shining rays of mercy either and also had a tendency to beat the shit out of me, but at least they were fleeting. I've lived with my mother for a good twenty years and she still treats me like garbage. Standing up to her (Violently or otherwise) doesn't work, doing my best to please her doesn't work, she's just an all-around manipulative sadist and the only way to prevent her from hurting me is to remove myself from her completely. She has effectively ruined my entire life, and I'm having to make prepOh, my!~tions to move out of the state just to be able to start fresh and heal.
Due to this, I've become afraid and suspicious of older women. Even if they're as nice as possible to me, I always demonize and twist my image of them. My original intention when I started watching anime with cute MILF chOh, my!~cters in them was to better my perception with something I was already familiar with. I figured that if I could consume media where older women were always motherly and cute, I could somehow brainwash myself into balancing the way I see them. "Older women can be real bitches, but they can also be really nice. If you stamp them all with a bitch sticker as soon as you meet them, you'll be the one missing out." was what I wanted to imprint into my mind.
They say that fear isn't far from arousal and MILF chOh, my!~cters usually come with obscene amounts of porn, so those two things combined to make them a fetish for me instead. I still clam up when I have to interact with 3Ds, but at least being turned on doesn't make me so afraid. I want nothing more than some hot christmas cake to see me as an easy target and fuck the fear right out of me, or some masochistic cougar to ask me to take out all my frustrations on her body.
TLDR - I've got an irrational fear of christmas cakes and ended up with a fetish I never asked for. I started at my mom's tits the last time we went on vacation. I'm never going to get married now and it's all the fault of people like you.
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No.399
>>382you lucky bastard
>a mom and her kids moved in to my neighborhood last year>she's pretty cute, has massive tits and is a good head and shoulders taller than me>I'm 99% sure she's single>tfw I'll never hit that because I'm too much of a pussy to make a move Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.400
>>397Sorry to hear about your past. I'm glad that Christmas Cakes were able to help you alleviate your fears (somewhat) so that your past didn't consume you.
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No.401
>>397Shit man sorry that happened, but the christmas cakes kept you from being swallowed up in the past kinda
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No.404
I've always acknowledged older women were better
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No.405
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No.413
>>399How old are her kids? Are they little, or teenage or older?
I ask out of curiosity because my classmate had a wife who worked at the college I was at. As I referenced earlier, I used to work at a supermarket and she would shop there often and sometimes say hi and talk to me.
They had a teenage kids and yet the wife was still completely bangable. It always impressed me for there to be a good-looking milf that had teenage kids or older. Apparently my own mother is in that category, since most think she's either my sister, girlfriend or wife. 25 year olds hit on her, only to be shocked that she actually has tons of kids and some over 20 years old.
Anyways, you should definitely research as much as you can to see if she has a significant other. If she has toddlers or something, then it would be less awkward to communicate with her then if she had kids that were around your age.
In short, if she has no significant other and very young children then I would consider talking to her at the very least.
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No.415
>>413They're just little kids so she's probably around her early 30's.
Also I doubt I'm ever gonna really talk to her. It seems like she's always got people over and whenever I look out the window someone's always going in or out of the house.
My only hope is that she notices me lifting through the upstairs window and decides to make a move, which aint happening.
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No.430
>>415That feel.
Maybe during the summer mow your lawn with no shirt and see if she notices, unless it's an appartment complex or something. Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.489
I think it goes way back to when I was young and had a massive crush on one of my teachers who was rather young and very hot. And I guess thanks to the internet I became aware of sexual things at a young age and looking back on my life I can see how a lot of the people in my life when I was young were older women. I never wanted to fuck them, but maybe it instilled a sort of love for them. Anyway, I've just always thought older women were better. They're just overall more mature and wiser and there are some pretty fucking gorgeous 40 year old women out there. I've been with one MILF in my life and it was some of the best sex I've ever fucking had. She wasn't having anymore kids so that meant NO condom. Even managed to secretly record it/take some pictures but damn I miss that ass.
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No.491
Sort of realised when I was 14-16. The highschool I went to was an all boys school so most of my experience with females was with the teachers who were all at least 30-40 with some exceptions.
A decent number of those teachers were actually attractive and generally intellegent so that helped.
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No.492
>>415Quit being a faggot just walk across the street ask her out, worst case scenario shes already taken, or shes single and she tells her other MILF friends and they do that thing were they laugh and they say "Ohh I'd take him if you don't want him."
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No.540
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>>89>First part time job was in retail>Pretty much all of my co workers were 10/10 milfs>They all acted all motherly to me>All those shota boners I had Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.550
>>89Around the same time I realized that boys like girls, but men like women.
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No.559
>>491>>540
>Had loads of female teachers>Not one of them was attractive>Had a retail job when I was a teenager>Most of the women who worked there were over 50 and/or ugly as sinwhy is life so cruel
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No.861
Anyone else got any stories like this?
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No.862
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No.869
>>89Superior... depends what you mean by that. I've always wanted a mother substitute. I kind of feel too old for it now and not just because of my age. Anyway for it to work at all I would need the MILF to be the proactive one in the relationship. If she's going to be all submissive I mind as well go with a younger girl. Meme is the best anime MILF. Itoko sure missed out.
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No.870
>>>133
It's funny, this is a new fetish for me. It's kind of like... I was never able to have what I wanted, so become the thing I desired and, play with those who are like I was. It's like, If you didn't get MILF love, become the MILF.
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No.871
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No.880
BTW anyone know any websites where MILFs would approach you looking for a son substitute / looking to be a mother substitute?
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No.881
I'll blog a bit here. I've gone too two Pilates classes at a gym in my city. The instructor has the nicest ass. She said she was distracted and I couldn't help thinking if I was the one distracting her. It is a fact that I didn't know what to do or where to put my eyes. I mean I shouldn't just stare at her ass move the whole time right? Anyway she asked me if I was in school, and I kind of went UMMM ~derp. Fact is I'm a disabled NEET at the moment. I should now that when anyone is the slightest bit interested in you they'll ask what you do for a living. In future I'll just lie about my age and my occupation and say I'm a 19 year old student (because I can pass for one). I wouldn't describe her as a MILF though, for one I don't know if she has a kid and two, just because she's a gym teacher doesn't mean she's really that much older than me. I mean I am 24 now (despite having like no good experience with women).
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No.882
>>881I also think a key factor to a good MILF is that she's the aggressive one.
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No.980
When I was younger, I had a huge crush on a teacher of mine, she was a a 10/10 MILF and she seemed to love the attention we gave to her (we liked to say how pretty she was, and me and a couple of friends liked to peek down her cleavage when we could, etc.). I've been trying to meet now that I'm older women who are much older than me, and while I haven't had any luck yet in actually getting one to go out with me (I think I haven't figured how to actually express self-confidence when the time comes), I try every time I see a woman that gets me tingling.
>>397Play Ochiru Hitozuma and vent all your frustrations
On a serious note, I'm sorry for your past anon, but I think your mindset is good. Just make a move on your own when the chance comes if you really like a cake.
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No.982
>>980>Having crush on a teacherMan, I really wish the whole Hot Teacher thing was more pronounced.
I've only met one attractive teacher in my life and she was a hot Spanish Special-Ed teacher so I rarely saw her.
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No.994
>>982The aforementioned teacher is the only attractive one I've ever met myself too. Not that there aren't - but she's just the one that ever made an impression on me.
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No.1040
Pretty much all 2D is great.
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No.2208
MILF that will fight to protect you. YEAH!
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No.2212
I had two rih kid friends growing up. We grew apart because they were both kind of assholes, but the last few times we hung out I was around 16. Their mom (divorced, single, also crazy) always tried to talk to me in private and told me how much bigger I had gotten. Young me really thought about trying to make a move, but I knew not to put my dick in crazy even then.
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No.2282
>>2212
Wow, that seems suspicious. I've never met a friend's parent that would actively want to talk to me in private.
In the end I think you made the right choice, tho. As you said, don't stick it in crazy.
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No.2285
>>2282
My friends mum used to, she would also hug me and push my face between her tits all the time and always called me handsome.
Her husband was a cop so I dared not say a word
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No.2288
>>2285
Jesus anon, she was definitely thirsty.
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No.2290
>>2285
>>2212
>you will never be in these situations
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No.2291
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No.2293
While I was never attracted to my mom, I always loved the way she loved me, was there for me, cared for me, mothered me, babied me and so on, and often compared it to the way girls my age acted and were like. My hot aunt who was fit (not blood related, just my dad's brother's wife) and my hot elementary school teacher were the main things I thought about when I first started jacking off. So I realized early on that I preferred older women.
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No.2294
>>2290
>Old enough that dating women in my age range means guaranteed Christmas Cake
>Only remotely decent and MILF-ish girl I know is a bat shit insane SJW.
>The fact that she cosplays MILF characters is nearly enough to make me want to try and stick my dick in crazy.
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No.2299
>>2294
>27 year old woman with a nice ass, but she's only an A cup
>doesn't matter, she's adorable and fun to talk to
>she is a crazy black lady though, and when she has a dispute it is held on
>her relationship is shaky right now
>I did her gardening work for a few days and have been coming over to fix up her house often
>the first few days she let me touch her up
>and then she let me eat her out all through the house
>we've been keeping our love a secret
>she has me on the razor's edge, feeling her up when her sister's kids are rushing in and out of the house, playing right outside
>she almost got me in trouble with it twice now, and I have never been so erect
>I keep thinking I shouldn't put my dick in crazy
>but I really really want to put my dick in crazy
She offered to suck my dick or something to that degree for my 18th and I had a really hard time turning her down.
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No.2519
>>2293
So you desire that same motherly-like love in other people? Interesting.
>>2294
>is a bat shit insane SJW.
>nearly enough to make me want to try and stick my dick in crazy.
Resist, anon. It's not worth it. Even if it is an ara.
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No.2531
>Starting to look for an actual relationship
>Talk to women of all ages (barring minors, naturally)
>The ones around my age or younger tend to be shallow, and, despite their claims, seem to care little about an actual lasting relationship. Also, tend to be batshit insane. I've met a few that are reasonably mature for their age, though.
>The older ones, however, have these issues much less often. They tend to hold better conversations. They tend to flip out over trivial shit less. They tend to genuinely give a shit about the person that they're talking to. They tend to be willing to work towards actually making a relationship work. They tend to actually worry about the other person's happiness as much as they do theirs. While they do have their preferences in men, they tend to be a bit more relaxed about appearance than their younger counterparts. I could go on.
I still keep in contact with a few, including the one I'm still pursuing. If, God forbid, that falls through (I'm really hoping it doesn't), then I'd still go for women of consenting age in general, although I might gravitate more towards older women. Because they seem more likely to complete me, so to speak.
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No.2723
>>329
finally someone gets it
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No.3177
>>89
>be me
>getting a haircut
>the woman cutting my hair looked 30-ish, a bit young to be /ara/ but was quite pretty
>she does her job well, but acts a bit weird
>since it was summer, she had one of those cleavages
>she leans a bit forward
>I totally feel her breasts pressed at the back of my head
>I look at her
>Holy shit that was on purpose
>My mom was there but didn't seem to notice
>We start a conversation
>she had a cute voice
>I talk about school
>"Wait anon... how old are you?"
>13
>she suddenly and audibly spills her spaghetti on the floor, she thought I was way older
>flustered by the spaghetti, I took that as a compliment and keked
Never seen her again since. And from that day I prefer older women.
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No.3178
>>3177
Holy shit
You should totally have lied about your age, anon-kun. You could have been living the dream.
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No.3191
>>3177
ANON
FIND
THIS
WOMAN
NOOOOOWWWWW
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No.3197
So i have a chance of marrying an ara-tier 40 years old, single ,childless and a university prof
and a cousin ;-;
s-should i go for it?
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No.3198
>>3197
>and a cousin
I'd be hesitant but if that's what you both wish.
What is your relationship with her and what do you imagine your future as?
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No.3199
>>3197
>cousin
that's not gene fucking as long as your kids don't fuck each other, but your family will exile you. I say go for it, honestly.
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No.3254
25 to 35 is superior and sometimes further than that if they really take care of their bodies and don't age much they're still good even at 50 something.
I never ever liked teenage girls and women that look like that.
I do not however like old and worn out women either.
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No.3255
>>3197
If you are both healthy and white please do have children. For all of human history and still continuing in quite a few countries today, 50% of all marriages were to 1st cousins.
Just make sure to abort if there is any problem or to euthanize them as baby.
The chances of this fucking up for you are very insignificant (one in a few hundred) if both of you don't already carry a genetic disease.
If you're not healthy, go for it, just don't have children.
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No.3256
>>2299
I hope you're a negro posting this.
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No.3267
>>3197
Having children at that age is not the best idea in the first place, even so having them with a cousin compounds the risk. Well, it's your life....
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No.3269
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No.3271
>>3267
>not just checking to see if the fetus is developing normally and aborting if it is not
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No.3275
I think I knew when I was quite young
Back in the days before I had even heard the word "masturbation", I remember innocently flipping through a Sears or Kohls or something catalog out of boredom while I was on the toilet.
I distinctly remember looking at the underwear models, who were all MILFy (at least to my young mind) and thinking, "wow what if my mom looked like that?"
It was the most innocuous thing, I really just liked books and stuff at the time, but I guess it probably revealed something that I didn't quite understand at the time
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No.3301
>be 15 year old me
>met a woman at a diner
>a divorced mother of 2, age 36
>feeling flirty
>say what a shame it was for her to be divorced when still looks amazing
>ask her what color panties she's wearing
>she shows me
>she wasn't wearing any
>mfw
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No.3302
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No.3304
I fucked around with a MILF in her early 30's during my third year of college.
She was probably the first woman I had sex with on a consistent basis. Looking back, the relationship was actually pretty weird because it started off as a "sexually experienced woman tutoring the young man" kind of dynamic and gradually devolved into her invading my life.
She had an autistic kid too, which made the relationship even more awkward. I eventually stopped seeing her because she started to get clingy and wondering what future we had together.
Long story short, I would not recommend getting involved with real older women. The fetishes associated with older women (motherly, doting, etc.) are fine, but keep them within the 2D realm. Real 3D MILFs have major baggage, especially when they are single mothers.
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No.3305
>>3302
Nope. She was into it but the whole statuary rape thing kept it from going anywhere.
She had a very kinky history though.
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No.3308
>>3305
>Flashes herself to a 15 year old
>"She had a very kinky history though"
I guess that's one way of putting it.
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No.3311
>>3305
You sound like you could still find her
Why not do that?
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No.3323
>>3304
>Real 3D MILFs have major baggage, especially when they are single mothers.
Yeah. Although if they're old enough (e.g. 40s), their kids might be grown up and moved out, so they'll be less of a concern. Although it brings up another degree of awkwardness since that implies that they're about the same age as you.
Which I'm starting to experience.
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No.3395
>>327
>Had a gf younger than me.
>Realize her childish, tiring, and somewhat creepy personality reflected most girls around that age.
What age group, specifically, are you referring to? I actually agree with this, particularly the part about younger girls behaving in sorta creepy/weird ways. I know this is kinda off the thread topic, but I'm kinda curious about what specific strange behaviors put you off from younger girls.
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No.3673
>>3177
Holy shit could you imagine how she felt? That look on her face?
>Made sexual advances on a minor
>Right in front of their parents
Probably scared her shitless.
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No.3763
>>89
2d milfs that love to ride are the best
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No.3787
>>3673
Mom was clueless to the very end, she never noticed.
I just realized that female hairdressers were (mostly) gorgeous, anyone feel the same?
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No.3821
>>3787
They're pretty great
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No.3835
>>3673
btw
>just boobs in the back of the head
>sexual advances
don't think so, this was flirting.
And yes, she was really confused, I remember her hiding his face in embarassement.
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No.3914
>>89
>When did you realize older women were superior to younger girls?
>ex-gf and I were talking about the future
>turns out we were talking about two completely different ones
>she got mad at me because I wanted kids
>told her to get her things and gtfo for acting like an immature child "I'm done with you."
>hour or so later I'm tanking alcohol like my life depended on it
>get a text from her, "I miss you already, I'm sorry"
>I reply, "piss off you wanker"
>she responds in capslock "Fuck off then, you can pick up your stuff from my place tomorrow. Better hope I don't throw it away."
>"Go for it idgaf"
>The next day
>eat my breakfast
>no hangover since I tanked a bottle of water before passing out on the couch
>ding dong
>huh? hoo dat?
>it's her mother
>"Miss Ara, uhh... What are you doing here?"
>"My daughter told me you and her broke up so I brought over your stuff to save you that 'awkward moment'"
>"Thanks I guess..."
>"Can I come in?"
>"Uhhh sure...?"
then we fugged
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No.3917
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No.3918
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No.3919
>>3917
>>3918
>>ex-gf walks in
Nah, doubt she even knows about our relationship.
When she came in she was all worried about me, apparently her daughter likes to exaggerate a lot for attention.
"She said you kept shouting at her and calling her names!"
"I'd never do that..."
"I know sweetie."
I genuinely believe she cared/cares more about me than her daughter, I guess it's because I was always trying to be nice to her you know? Single mother, the gf's mum. Plus she's just a really sweet person all round.
Her attitude towards me seems to resemble pic-related.
Link to the full thing: http://www.hbrowse.com/10306/c00001/00001
No idea what she sees in me, maybe it's because I'm swole?
Fuck knows, /ara/non's my advice to you is get /fit/.
Because when you're 6'5" and built like a tank "milf's" seem to be the ones most interested in you these days.
Tempted to see if she wants to run away together.
Even though we've both told each other "I love you", it's probably a dumb idea.
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No.3923
>>3919
Just got off the phone with her.
Not to discuss running away together something else.
If the ex didn't know about it she will soon...
"Anon, you're going to be a dad."
oh boy
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No.3924
>>3923
>spoiler
Oh man, that has to be awkward for your ex if her mom goes through with it. But congratulations if she does go through with it and I hope it's a healthy baby.
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No.3930
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No.3953
>>3923
Well, that's probably going to get real awkward real fast. Hopefully everything works out for the best for you. And I guess you'll be getting your wish of having kids, or at least one.
Don't want em myself, which is why I'm glad the ara I'm with can't reproduce at this point.
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No.3962
>>3924
>>3930
>>3953
Last update.
Ara told her daughter, she was understandably upset.
Managed to calm her down and get her 'on board' shall we say?
Ara's ex and I started beating the shit out of each other, he started it. He always thought they were going to end up back together.
I won since it was me; a 6'5 /fit/izen; against a cringe thread worthy manlet.
Ara and I got together and I asked her to keep the kid since I'm not all too keen on my offspring being aborted.
She said she hates the thought of abortion as well. Fank thuck.
And then I told her I'm not all too keen on raising a bastard.
She said yes.
Feels kinda awkward thinking about how I'll be able to tell my future son/daughter I boned it's sister.
Kinda kinky. Speaking of kinky, I'll finally be able feed my lactation fetish.
Wonder how much gains I'm going to make.
Now to think of baby names.
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No.3963
>>3962
>Speaking of kinky, I'll finally be able feed my lactation fetish.
Damn, I'm jealous. Mine has had trouble being able to lactate, even while taking meds for it.
Still, sounds like everything's going in the right direction for you.
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No.3966
>>3962
>"So anon jr tells us about your dad"
>"He once fucked my sister!"
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No.3967
>>3962
Seems like it worked out for the best despite it still kind of being awkward.
>Wonder how much gains I'm going to make
If you drank her milk, wouldn't you gain some of the estrogen she's got coursing through her? Also, I heard that pregnant women can be insatiable and that fucking can lower testosterone. Seems counter productive to gains but you gained a child and wife. I still hope it turns out to be a healthy kid.
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No.3968
>>3967
>Estrogen she's got coursing through her
Actually if I remember right it depends on the gender of the baby.
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No.4201
Why exactly are traps, lolis, and barely adult girls more popular than /ara/? People hype traps up as being super feminine, but we all know that milfs and cakes are the furthest anyone can get to genuine femininity, while lolis come off as either annoying or incapable of sexually pleasing anyone. I'm convinced that a handjob from a milf could get me off more easily than taking a loli's virginity.
Also, with waifubots on the rise, is there any potential for ara-ara robots?
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No.4221
>>4201
they're both mentally ill, like homos in general, and afraid of maturity
>ara-ara bots
of course, customization will be a hot topic that nobody selling those bots will pass on
after all, the more parts you can sell, the more money you get
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No.4672
I dont know,its a thing from my nature.
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No.4678
>>103
Lol I do it all the time. She had a tubal tie so I shoot inside her every time.
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No.5387
>>89
I know I'm replying to an old ass thread, but still, telling this story gets me equally hard and depressed
>Be 20, volunteering at a kindergarden because of a school situation
>staffed exclusively by women
This went exactly as you think it would, will influence story later on
>All of them friendly but rather mannish except for one
>10/10 ara-material
>Blonde , slightly tanned
>No real chance to talk to her because I was working with older kids
>One day, they're having some cowboy-themed costume party
>Ms. Arawood shows up
>shorts and a plaid shirt tied up in the middle
>Barely able to conceal boner
>As I'm the /fit/test of the guys volunteering, they asked me to go as a bandit , as I'm gonna "steal" the candy and one of the other dudes volunteering would defeat me and retrieve them
>At one point, I'm "spying" from behind a pillar
>Catch her as she's crouching
>A pink thong pops out
>boner reaches critical mass
>Approach her when the kids are having lunch
>Straight up tell her I couldn't help but notice
>Flustered, but finally able to talk to her
>Recently divorced, was quite messy
>Boner is almost impossible to hide
>She notices
>Says nothing, looks at me for a split second
>takes my hand and pulls me to a storage room
I can say pretty confidently that was the best sex I've ever had.
>We go back, acting like nothing happened
>late at night, she sends me pics of her tits
I don't have them anymore, before you ask
>Pics are sent for a while, can't fuck often because I was still living with my parents
>The word starts spreading because apparently someone saw us go into the room
>other teachers tell me to stop
>Principal calls me in to tell me to stop
>Meanwhile, everyone shits on her because how dare she have sex in school property
>All the teachers hate her now
>Her work suffers because of this, kindergarden already doing bad
>One day , a kid gets an allergic reaction while under her care
>Nothing serious, but convinces principal to fire her
>On final day, see her leaving in tears
>Doesn't answer calls or texts anymore
>Later find out ex took the kids from her after that
I learned many things in that kindergarden. But most of them, I learned why businesses staffed by women only are the worst idea ever
Should I try reconnecting, /ara?
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No.5389
>>5387
>Blonde , slightly tanned
>shorts and a plaid shirt tied up in the middle
>A pink thong
>Should I try reconnecting
Definite yes.
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No.5398
>>5387
That's pretty sad.
>Should I try reconnecting
My dick is telling me yes. My mind also yes.
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No.5399
>>5387
That took a sad turn, you should go make sure she's okay you are half responsible after all.
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No.5426
>>382
>wife
almost 2 years later, enjoying the alimony?
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No.5427
>>5387
>businesses staffed by women
i told this tale before
>mom owns a cosmetics company
>she doesn't exclusively hire women but the nature of the thing means only women come by
>of course, being her son working for her is babby's first job
>so i'm too shy/beta to be a sales rep, i take care of the online sales and customer support
>older brother is IT even though his computer knowledge comes down to "i can install ubuntu using the default wipe entire hard drive and take care of file systems button because i have no idea what the hell any of this means" and the company constantly contracts another company to take care of IT stuff while he sits on a corner doing nothing
>he gets paid for making the bathroom smell like cigarettes and clogging up the toilet
>when i started working there i basically unfucked most of the IT department on my free time and expenses with the IT company were mostly gone, then i forced my brother to give cables proper cable management or i would tell on him and get him fired for breaking one of the computers
>by the way the company is basically 3 rooms
>one is IT which means my brother is locked away from everyone and doesn't get any social contact and nobody knows what the fuck he does in there
>the other is the stock
>the other is sales and anything computers that isn't IT (the digital part of the work and customer support)
>so basically i'm a success with the girls at the job, obviously because i'm the son of their boss
>during my time there i get to experience the highschool i didn't go to
>they all wanted to fuck me for personal benefit
>my dumb self thought it wasn't the case because they didn't directly ask for anything but of course one by one they gave up on giving me a blowjob in the lunch break because i wasn't getting them a raise
>we even got caught one time, my older brother walked in when I and one of them were in the bathroom and gave me the biggest look of jealousy i've seen to date
>he's straight up unfuckable, i don't think the girls tried the same they tried with me on him
>they all acted like they were straight out of the movie "mean girls"
>they wouldn't stop feuding with each other
>they wouldn't stop bitching about something
>they wouldn't stop going on rambling about whatever self centered shit was up at the time
>they used their iPhones while attending customers
>one of them even was married and holy fuck she was the one i fucked the most times
>i think her husband figured out he was a cuck, i gave her chlamydia
>whoops
>of course, she JUST's the poor guy
>i saw her bragging to the other girls about getting alimony
>so one day we're doing absolutely nothing as usual and having a conversation
>the subject of pay comes by
>we figure out i get paid 2 times what they do
>keep in mind my mother already pays them well for the kind of work they don't do
>"w-wow i know you're her son but i didn't know a woman could be misogynistic!"
>i convince everyone to show their work efficiency reports (basically the company measured how well employees were doing by things like number of sales, price of sales, stock management, how much customers rated us on our 5 star system and so on)
>i got done 2.5 times the work the best of the girls got
>i'm not even sales department but while one of them was shitting i sold a 2000 dollar machine to a person i jewed by saying it costed more than it really did
>i do my brother's job on the side
>i don't bring trouble to the work place (well actually i do, but no one talked about how they were getting dicked at work and my mother had no idea of it)
>customers rated me on average 4.3 while the girls got rated from 2.7 to 4
>i even fucking automated and digitalized the arduous proccess of doing our tax reports and making an inventory of what we had in stock and properly subtracting/adding as we got things shipped or sold which nobody did
>the answer i get is "w-well yeah but you're a man and we're women and we don't get the same that's wrong because sexism, it's even worse than the country average where here we get 0.5 cents for every cent you get and other women get 0.7!"
>i answer with "yeah, we don't get the same because we aren't the same, and if you were for equality i would be getting 4 times what you do minimum"
>and this was when they all collectively stopped talking to me
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No.5434
My mom is pretty hot so shit fell in line. Didn't help that all her friends call me cute all the time. Didn't help that nearly every teacher I had in school was stunning looking too. Doesn't matter now since SJW's ruined all chances at my happiness.
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No.5440
>>5427
SO you don't fuck them now?
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No.5453
>>5427
Mean girls are not true aras.
But Grats getting your end away before the STDs and attitude pissed you off.
Any decent stories about railing/screwing them? We want details!!
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No.5454
How do I find decent aras to screw? Fucking Tindr of all things?? Then again, not /fit/, so unless they like "fixing" broken dorks I don't think I can.
Not to mention UK women age like milk. Or at least around here. And I'm finding singles mothers from 21 and up.
>>5387
Dick says yes- but bear in mind the scenario.
> Willing to cheat. With you sure, but still.
> Didn't even wait to get home. Literally screwed you at school.
> Now she's divorced she might have given up on her appearance, or go to the other extreme and be desperate to keep you.
She could be your greatest fuck buddy. For as long as her looks stay and if she hasn't gone mad.
Not to mention (while it's her fault and only her fault), it's your dick that cost her job, marriage, financial security, and children.
She could be a bunny-boiler, or one argument away from stabbing your ass.
Please give us details of banging her in the closet.
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No.5458
>>5454
get the fuck off this board, you fucking nigger
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No.5479
>>5454
After some quick research, I found out she's still single and still 10/10, but seems to have become a stronk independent woman who don't need no man, if her posts are any indication. A wise man never sticks his dick in the campfire, but damn, that campfire looks warm.
I neglected to mention this last time, but the whole problem was brought on by jealousy. Even before our affair, you could easily tell the other teachers were jelly af because she was the hottest. I would go so far as to say she got ratted out because it gave them a chance to get her out without getting their hands too dirty.
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No.5480
>>5479
>but seems to have become a stronk independent woman who don't need no man, if her posts are any indication.
What a shame, probably a reaction to her ex taking the kids.
>>5434
>Doesn't matter now since SJW's ruined all chances at my happiness.
I think that screeching college harpies is a phase and the pendulum is swinging away from those sorts despite how shrill and prominent they are. Meanwhile there will always be humble christmas cakes and women who didn't take into indoctrination who'd love to start a family with you. Or did SJWs ruin your reputation?
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No.5482
This board is quite dead, any other places to chill or this the best?
>also older girls are always best
Can take care of themselves and drink and drive.
Cozy and cute.
Cute girls and boys are da best.
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No.5485
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No.5501
>>5485
Meaning a cute girl with a boy you dope.
Let me rephrase,
Cute girls that get to have qt boys are the best.
Better?
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No.5512
>>5501
much better
language is a powerful thing, use it properly
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No.6544
>4 years old
>parents are going out
>babysitter is an older woman
>big tits
>loved to hug her
>said that I like her tits
they still tease me because of that
also:
>dad married mom when she was 30 and he was 20
maybe it runs in the family
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No.6669
Just after I got raped by my mother's work-friend when I was 8.
She was way too hot for a little boy like I was, and that caused me a lot of sexuality problems, like feeling disgusted with women for a while and thinking about being gay.
But some time after that I got over with those problems, I just started feeling a lot of attraction with older women, especially those between 25~35 years.
Now I'm just a straight milf lover, and once in a while I go out for dating older women (As I'm 16 now, even though I look like 20).
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No.6740
>>103
I mean I would but I'm a busy man. Also I haven't completed the majority of my ambitions to start the family man lifestyle yet.
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No.6844
>>89
When I've fucked an older women.
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No.6845
When I watched The Incredibles
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No.6847
>>6669
LOL
Fucking kids. Always telling their age, thinking it's all good and getting banned like a dumbass.
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No.6981
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No.6982
I'm not really into the stuff with sons or kids and super not into lolis. But I do prefer smaller chested older women (I really like if they have a boyish haircut too) .
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No.7002
I feel like an outcast on /ara/ and /loli/ because I like mommies AND cakes. Both communities have a tendency towards extremism which does not tolerate love for the other, as if they must compete. I think there is a version of "bisexual erasure" at work here. Except instead of being attracted to 2 genders I am attracted to 2 age extremes.
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No.7004
>>7002
You're not alone. Assuming by cakes you mean women in their mid-20s. I like women who are "over" a certain age rather than fitting in a particular bracket. At 25+ their old enough to have experience, which I find sexy. Teens and lolis usually don't have experience, which is kind of lame because it makes them shy, timid, unwilling or worst of all, virgins.
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No.7008
When I got older and everything started getting worse but I still felt like I was too shy or not emotionally mature enough to be dominant and I just wanted a nice motherly 2D lady to be nice to me and take the lead and tell me that it's okay and that I'm cute and that she'll guide me when i get confused or scared. I feel like I'm still just a scared and sad little boy inside and it would be nice if there was a big pretty motherly anime girl that was here to save me and tell me that I was cute because of it
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No.7021
>Be me some years ago
>14
>Some woman 9 years older than me starts harassing me online
>Starts sending me nudes and stuff like that
>Calls me a good boy and other names
>At first it felt uncomfortable but then my peepee hard
>She ghosted me a year later, but I was into older women after that
>I've mostly only dated women older than me after that
>Still kinda look like a shota except I'm tall (a.k.a "I got a baby face")
>Some older women who are into cute boys still sometimes message me online
Life is good
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No.7024
>>7002
>mommies AND cakes.
>cakes
But both are a term for mature women.
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No.7025
>>7024
Not really. Cakes are only mature compared to teenagers. They're women in their mid-20s who are probably fresh out of college, no kids and not married. They're still quite the partying age. Mommies are women with kids who are usually married, over 30 and ain't got time for parties unless it's a kids birthday. So when you say you want a 'mature' woman, do you mean the drunk THOT or the unsatisfied housewife?
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No.7100
I was seduced by an older girl basically as soon as I reached puberty. Then, I had sex with a teacher. Ever since then it's been all about older women for me. Maybe they fucked me in the head somehow. I always had a testy relationship with my mother, too, so I bet that helped, because my fetish is oedipical as fuck.
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No.7128
When i was a kid i had my friend's mom was pretty hot, thick MILF with a nice E rack and good plump ass, i used to go there almost every afternoon with my friend and she would prepare snacks\meals for us, kind and loving i loved staying there and she would hug me a lot, she reminded me of my mom, i remember when i occasionally stayed for sleep at night at her house she would go around the house with a short nightgown with no bras so everytime she bended over i could see her tits in full.
I didn't pay attention at first as i was a kid, but i hit my teen years i started to get aroused while near her and got a boner while she hugged me, i think she noticed but decided to not say anything.
Once i went my friend's house for a afternoon console match, she was in the shower with the door slightly open while i waited for my friend to prepare the console, i peeked and saw her touching herself, had all the blood flowing from my brain to my crotch and i was almost caught, the night i masturbated at least 3 times thinking about her.
She's still in good shape now but she lost her "MILF" tier body.
Since that i started to get a thing for mature (MILF) women.
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No.7240
Around 2nd grade.We had a new english teacher she was around 30-35 She had big hips and would wear the tightest jeans.The boys in clas would drop pencils so she would pic them up and we would get a peek of her panties and asscrack.Thos days where truly heaven.After that in middle school we had a GILF type hug ass and tits.She would wear yoga pants to school she had a nice body for her age.
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No.7241
>>7240
I remember I had a huge crush on a substitute teacher we had for english when I was little. Another time my dad's older friend would give me kisses on the mouth whenever I wanted, and I kept asking over and over. I was around 10 or 11.
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No.7314
>>89
>Be me, some time around 2003-2006, so between 8 and 12
>Always been an insomniac, might be genetic
>Used to sneak out of my room after being put to bed and go to the living room and watch tv, usually Adult Swim or Toonami
>One night, some anime comes on called Fooly Cooly
>Screw it, why not
>Plot is weird as hell, but that Haruko character is kinda hot with the stuff she does
>Noticeable age gap between her and the main character (Naoto), he's like 12 and she's 20 or so
>Some of the things she does with him are, while not overtly sexual, leaves him feeling funny
>whymypeepeebig.png
That was the first thing.
>Fast forward to 2015
>Watching JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, pt 2
>Lisa Lisa is hot as fuck
>Watch pt 3
>Holly is not as hot, but she has a nurturing side to her
>Something very comforting, a sort of "I'll always love you and be there for you" vibe
>I am now an acolyte of Kakyoin
So yeah, it was largely anime.
That, and my older sister was kinda hot when we were younger. She's the eldest and I'm the youngest, so there's a full 16 year age gap between the two of us. She's often commented on how she's old enough that she could be my mother. She also has a very loving and motherly demeanor. That could have been a contributing factor. And the whole being into abdl thing makes mommies and mombods all the more appealing.
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No.7324
>>89
>>95
agree the absolute best woman
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No.7335
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No.7605
>>207
These are mainly just 2D idealisms. Unfortunately "age equals maturiy" does not carry out well in real life.
Don't get me wrong I love milfs I will not deny that just bc they're no longer in high school doesn't mean that they're better people.
In fact, it seems to me adults on general use the age card as an excuse to get away with being asshole.
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No.7606
Me, Ive always gravitated towards older women bc they usually have thicker bodies and are more chill. Probably bc society obsesses over young girls too much.
Girls are the appple of society's eye. Everything they do always gets attention and sympathy.
If they fail at a task, they get sympathy. If you're a boy, you get laughed at or shrugged off.
When a girl gets rejected by her crush, she's consoled and reminded of her virtues.
When a boy gets rejected, he's reminded of his flaws and told to better himself.
During youth, girls are always being ogled at, studied and marveled for their beauty.
Boys are demonized, viewed as disgusting, incomplete, etc.
All of this goes on until age 30. Then the tables switch.
This is probably why alot of you go for older women. Older men run society and dictate the rules so they go after younger girls and patronize/bully younger men.
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No.7608
>>6847
This is the fiest if not rare time I see a kid banned by adnitting his/her age. Anyways, I think its ironix that we all have had sexual experiences before puberty and are bragging about it and yet we freak out about kids roaming 4chan and 8chan.
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No.7612
>>7606
https://meguca.org/nya/
This was me as well... until I realised that I'm 30 and the 'older' sexy women are my age. Because I'm into age gap and always have been, now I'm more interested in barely legal girls, or medical professionals for the care-giver/care-receiver dynamic nya~
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No.7613
>>7606
>Probably bc society obsesses over young girls too much.
It's not society it's biology ffs
>If they fail at a task, they get sympathy. If you're a boy, you get laughed at or shrugged off.
Well of course, it's evolutionary psychology
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No.7615
>>7613
I know. Society runs on basic biological "truths". Its fucked up though how God wants women to mature ealier and quicker than men but only have a limited number of eggs that decay by the year.
Most of a womans prime is in late adolescence. By the time she's legal, she only has five to ten years to really enjoy it. Thats why girls obsess over the age of their male candidates. They only go older, bc age = status.
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No.7617
>>5427
>we even got caught one time, my older brother walked in when I and one of them were in the bathroom and gave me the biggest look of jealousy i've seen to date
Can you really blame him though? Imagine if the roles were reversed and he was getting all this while you didn't get shit. I think anyone would be jealous. Least you could have done was at least help get him laid. You sound like a real shitty younger brother to treat him like dirt.
>he's straight up unfuckable, i don't think the girls tried the same they tried with me on him
You're gonna have to elaborate more on this.
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No.7618
>>7024
>>7004
>>7025
He pretty obviously meant lolis. It's confusing, but the term "[delicious] cake" refers to lolis in some places.
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No.7781
>>7605
Depends on what you mean by "age". From my own experience, single women in their late 20s-early 30s might be amongst the most mentally unstable women I've ever met. Even women in their late teens tend to be more emotionally sound. Once you get past that age bracket, things usually do get better, though.
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No.7792
>>7781
Yeah, maybe youre right. Maybe bc the female prime is mainly during adolescence. By the time she hits 25, things go downhill fast. Women are only considered feminine if they're "docile", jovial, and free. The minute they become jaded, blunt, and ambitious, they're no longer "feminine", they're "dusty old maids".
Even in the age of feminism, single women over 30 are still considered yucky. Especially if they have kids. This is one main reason why women from 25 to 35 are neurotic.
But thats mainly "white" women.
Black women, no matter how old they get, are eternal neurotics. For them, life is always about finding Mr. Right and a fat bank account. Notice how they're always religious? It's not bc they love Jesus so much as they treat God as the sugar daddy they'll never have.
https://8ch.net/ebon/res/3100.html#q3147
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No.7914
Had said revelation 7th grade of October 30th in Jr. High. English class 6th period. The power went out at the school, then came back on..then went out again. Our teacher, Mrs. 'M' said screw it, can't teach with the lights going on and off and told everyone to push all the desks aside and gather around on the floor in a big ol kindergarden circle to tell ghost stories since it was close to Halloween. We switched off the lights and she got out a flashlight. Turns out, I got to sit by her and ooh boy. Her back was against her desk (on the floor) and she put her arm around me and the girl on her other side (we're all sitting indian-legged) and pulled us close while telling the story. Don't remember her age but think it was 38-40ish. Tall, VERY buxom black-haired Italian woman and I remember to this day how warm she felt.
I didn't really learn what porn was til about 9th grade, or to be more accurate, what my personal preference was. But the more I looked the more I started noticing how much more exciting it was to look at thick, mature women vs teenage/young girls...aaand by the time I'd gotten out of highschool, I'd pretty much lost interest in females younger than 28 altogether.
In short..ive developed a hopeless milf complex for the everyday woman. I (like someone else mentioned here) work at a grocery store and see no less than about 200 female customers a day. It just makes me chuckle quietly that no one knows i'm into milfs so its like I can hide in perfect daylight while being like "Oh yeah man..that 18 year old chicks totally hot" to my co-workers while silently admiring her gorgeous mother standing right beside her.
Older women are just so much more satisfying and enjoyable in every aspect. Iz like comparing a rich sweet chunky brownie to..a half-baked, still forming one. just no comparison.
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No.7916
>>7914
Sounds like the sort of thing that would get you into legal hot water in CY+4, although less so than if the teacher was a guy.
I'm in a pretty similar situation work-wise. I remember we used to get this one older woman who would come up and small talk with me a fair bit, I had to try my hardest to not spill spaghetti and hide my inevitable semi. Haven't seen her in months, though, for better or for worse.
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No.7970
>>95
I'm new to /ara/ but I see her everywhere.
Who dis?
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No.7971
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No.7973
>>7970
>>7971
She's the mom from Gundam Build Fighters. And she is olev.
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No.7974
>>7914
Who is pic 1?
Is there any more?
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No.7975
>>7974
5 seconds on reverse image search says its Xenia Wood.
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No.7983
>>89
When I saw Ivy for the first time.
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No.7992
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No.7994
>>7992
Wow, this is a new low. I didn't know pedos were so pathetic that they prefer little girls over women for political reasons.
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No.7996
>>7992
>A lolifag thinks his opinion matters
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No.8086
>>7994
>>7996
Lolifag must be r9k.
r9k are notorious for their hebephilia. They believe any female over 25 is spoiled food to be thrown away.
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No.8087
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No.8088
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No.8186
>>3304
>I fucked around with a MILF in her early 30's
>early 30s
Women in their 30s are wishy-washy, fragile and entitled like their younger counterparts.
I know becuase I have female coworkers and escorts who dilly-dally, dump their work or responsibilities on their friends, gossip and bitch about whomever, etc.
You have to wait until 45 to see mature/maternal qualities in women. And even then that's becomimg less by the decade.
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No.8210
>>2531
This is exactly why I only want women over 45 for relationships.
Younger women are shallow infantile leeches because they're spoiled by male elders because of their youthful beauty and "docility."
They fancy themselves to be goddesses.
Even when I was a kid, anytime a group of girls my age came my direction, I tried to avert them. Because I know female youths will find an excuse to flip out about anything.
Most of my female acquaintances are either older than me,oroftheyre my age or younger, tomboyish or nerdy.
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No.8224
A few months ago. Sad I didn’t realize it sooner.
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No.8289
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No.8319
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No.8345
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