What weird shit have you seen? I'll start
>be me, 20, poor as shit
>work renaissance festival every year for extra pay
>don't live near the festival
>festival is only on weekends so I drive down once a week and camp out
>three hour drive super chill
>drive sunday night after work at 1 AM, will arrive home around 4 AM
>falling asleep so I pull out my phone to put on music since radio is more static than songs
>distracteddriving.gif
>racoon never saw it coming
>get out of the car to double check it is dead
>oh my yes
This is technically on a highway but there are stretches, especially late at night, where there is no one for a long time. No other cars, no buildings, just trees and a road barely big enough for you.
>decide fuck it I killed something I am too tired to make it all the way home without falling asleep behind the wheel
>grab my sleeping bag from the trunk and put it in the backseat
>say goodnight to racoon before turning the murder weapon into a bedroom
>warm body on a cold night causes a lot of fog on the windows
>normally fall asleep fast but a backseat isn't luxary
>suddenly hear shit from the woods off to the right of the car
>muffled but definitely something moving around
>don't think anyone lives out here but a small town is like 15 minutes away so its possible
>I dont own any weapon because I'm too poor to rob
>just hold still and try to listen, too dark to see anyway
>thing circles my car sniffing loudly
>pretty sure its not a human now
>it eventually gets to where the racoon is
>silence followed by what sounds like a cat anal fucking a blender but dropped a few octives
>pants tactically shat
>lots of movement is heard as it circles the car
>I'm still in a sleeping bag in the back of my car
>hear a loud WHAM near my head
>adrenaline kicks in, full fight or flight
>freeze instead
>another two hits on the side of my car before thing fucks off to the woods again
>wait a few minutes before speeding the rest of the way home
I'm not an outdoorsman but that was unlike any animal I heard and it left a good dent in my car. Not exactly paranormal but spooky to me. I don't park along that stretch of highway anymore.