/x/ - Paranormal

Try going to bed a bit earlier than usual and doing 10+ minutes of daily cardio exercises and see how you feel in a week.

Already happened to me, repent from your sins, then check a decent priest, pray a lot, i dont know if witchhunting is legal in your country, but if is (check Asia and Africa before believing that i am trolling) dont do that, its pretty hard to do it and you will probably target an innocent.

I agree with the other anon, cardio is great (but start slow!), also eat more fruits and vegetables and cut the sugar, you probably have a vitamin deficiency.

>>42879

don't forget to masturbate at least once every 8 days

the best way to get fucked is by believing this fake shit is real. It's easy to mess with someones head to get them to think they have been cursed until they convince themselves and feel it naturally.

you have to understand that it's not real. then you will stop feeling that way. you convinced yourself or someone trolled you by insisting or encouraging a thought pattern with negative reinforcement and you accidentally picked it up. just KNOW it's not real and you will know right away it's not and you will feel better. curses are the tools of shitty evil people with too many problems of their own, they can't do anything or are too cowardly so they imagine fake revenge and give it a name and pretend it's real so they feel like they have power even though they don't.

>>42897

Alternatively, masturbate at least 8 times every day.

>>42954 is on the right track, the OP is feeling drained and exhausted because he has been masturbating 8 times every day. Cut it back to 5 or 6 times a day and go from there.

>>42897

Op is too young to fap.

>>42967

Too young? No one is too young to fap, and there never is a bad time for fapping.

Fapping solves world hunger, fapping healed my dog.

I agree with the guy saying fapping heals all.

I was once a victim of tuberculosis

after around 3 weeks of fapping, it subsided

Likes like you convinced yourself that magic is real. Congratulations! You've successfully begun a dark and twisted downward spiral! Your life will be ruined shortly, and it's all due to your fantastical delusions.

Sleep on your back in the pharaoh position; hope it gives you nightmares – you'll stop being such a pussy then.

>>43002

Are you implying that magic isn't real?