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File: 460b182d89152c1⋯.jpg (358.64 KB, 1200x1647, 400:549, cthulhu.jpg)

 No.42649

How do you get in contact with Cthulhu?

>Tried to pray for hours while cutting my veins

>Bought a cat

>Burned it alive

>Nothing happens

>Bought a dog

> Prayed more with more blood spilled

>Kill the dog

>Smashed it head with a chair

>Eat its body

Any suggestions? Maybe I am doing something wrong?

 No.42650

Try sucking a shotgun.


 No.42651

quality thread faggot


 No.42653

>>42649

you must be schizophrenic, i.e. the majority of this board


 No.42654

Hello /b/ anon.


 No.42655

>>42653

most of the schizos here are just role play

real schizos are actually entertaining


 No.42658

>>42650

But then I can't meet him

>>42651

Cthulhu man?

>>42653

Everyone says that till they feel Cthulhu's power

>>42654

Hy fag

>>42655

Like I told >>42653, Cthulhu needs to be felt before one can truly understand his power. You won't understand it. What I am looking for is a man that has already connected to the realm of R'lyeh.


 No.42661

File: e7abed2c255f6fa⋯.jpg (18.13 KB, 403x389, 403:389, shrugger.jpg)

>let's go troll /x/

>I know, i'll post Cthulhu

>hehehe gotem

>next stop /fur/, to post some disgusting cartoon animals


 No.42665

These are the quality posts I come here for anon


 No.42668

>>42661

What are you talking about I am here just to connect myself to the magnificent being that Cthulhu is.

>>42665

Thanks but I would rather have an answer to my original question. I am still awaiting his return.


 No.42669

>>42658

>But then I can't meet him

Read Lovecraft again… almost forget he was a fedora…


 No.42675

>>42669

You are useless yet again. One day non-believers like you will feel his wrath.


 No.42678

File: 7d4fc6745f1759b⋯.webm (7.88 MB, 640x360, 16:9, op_theme_song.webm)

He's not interested in faggots like you


 No.42680

>>42678

Cthulhu accepts anyone that dedicates himself to his cause. However I actually want to create a direct connection to the realm where he is imprisoned. YOUR STATEMENT MAKES NO SENSE


 No.42689


 No.42697

>>42689

I don't care about your shitty gun discussion. Go back to /pol/ . Yet again one derives the discussion from my mission of getting in touch with the Great Old One.


 No.42700

>>42697

>/pol/

Said the troll.




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