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 No.40367

>shopping in one of those huge wholesale stores with multiple registers and lines open

>massive lines reaching into parts of the isles of the store

>such is merrica

>cart is full of highly perishable items that need to go home and go in the freezer or fridge ASAP STAT

>weather is HOT AS CAN FUCK and I can almost hear the street crying

>go to get in line and pay

>politely excuse myself and carefully squeeze through the zombie like crowd of rude ignorant normalfags that clog the isles and lines and aren't ever trying to get in line and pay, literally just standing there like retards and blocking everyone.

>reach end of a fairly long line, but not as bad as the other ones

>make it to my highly specific end turn position where I'm officially behind the last person in line, making me officially the last person in line, of that specific line

>suddenly from my left, seemingly out of nowhere appears a chubby woman and her two daughters

<they as a group were not there literally moments ago, and from a quick glance at the daughters faces I could tell that they were probably underage, but would likely grow up to be supermodels or something if they ate healthy and kept fit unlike their mother… Not trying to be an asshole but just making an observation and hoping their lives turn out better. In all honesty, God bless them.

>I immediately assume they need to pass because this happens all the time in stores like this where people need to walk across the massive long lines of people and basically cut in line (only to continue walking without taking the place in front of you as they only need to reach another line they saw from far away)

>I politely ask "Oh, sorry- Do you need to pass?" slightly moving my cart back a centimeter in a body language gesture as if to imply I would be willing to let them pass to where ever their destination may be

>The chubby woman looks at me and I can sense something is wrong. "No..?" she says both as a firm statement and as a question.

>Suddenly I realize that she is implying that she wanted to get in line in front of me

>My mind races

>I think back

>Did I see her?

>I remember she wasn't even anywhere in my wide vision angle moments ago, nowhere to my left where she suddenly appeared from after I had made it into the line

>I think "I'm 100% sure I got here first, or we would have made it at the exact same moment"

>"I definitely had about two seconds total to spare after making it into my position in the line"

>I look at the chubby woman

>my mind instantly goes into autopilot, less out of nervousness, but just simply goes calmly into autopilot. I suppose my brain wanted to avoid conflict because the next words out of my mouth before I even knew what I was saying was "Do you wanna flip a coin?"

>I think about what I just said

 No.40368

>"I'm being nice here right? she might get her side of the coin and go before me, and I might win too, both ways doesn't seem mean, just a fair diplomatic thing I'm offering to avoid conflict even though the spot is rightfully mine"

>I was really trying to be nice, and I could have still been screwed out of my spot in the line but looking back I feel like maybe I shouldn't have been as nice.

>one of her daughters says "uh oh" in an almost light hearted and understanding kind of way like "haha shit is about to go down lol" and I get the sense that this isn't the first time this has ever happened to them for some reason

>I think "I'm sure my voice was calm and polite and friendly, but I wonder if my body language was adequate to convey kindness?"

>so I said once and only once "Do you wanna flip a coin?"

>daughter says "uh oh"

>I look at the chubby woman

>she looks at me

>I raise my eyebrows like "well if you're cool I'm cool"

>I'm about to ask if she has a quarter because I didn't and before I can say anything she just says "No." in a surprisingly calm but obviously firmly disappointed sounding way

>It sounded like when a friend or a child is just having a bad day and someone offers them their favorite food and they just say "No" like "I'm angry and you can't force me to feel better!" sort of way.

>Before I can even think about what just happened, they sort of turn around surprisingly smoothly with a grace that was indescribable considering they were surrounded by people from all angles with bulky overfilled shopping carts full of packs of raw bacon and frozen fish

>instead of hearing them say "excuse me" and having to wait for other people to move out of their way for them to move in literally any direction at all, they sort of just weirdly melt into their background like that one .gif with homer simpson melting into a garden hedge. They just like mesh and melt into the background of all the shopping carts and people and disappear entirely leaving absolutely no trace that they ever existed before.

>what makes this extra weird and rather highly unusual for me is that usually you can spot a stranger that looks a certain way and look across all the people in various different lines and I'm not even that tall but I didn't really have a huge amount of difficulty.

>But… for some reason I can't spot them in any of the other lines, and even as I finish paying I still can't find them again.

>where did they go?

>It's like they never payed or left

>but they were trying to get in line

>but then?


 No.40369

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 No.40370

>>40369

y-yes? how can I help you?


 No.40371

>>40370

What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?


 No.40372

Lol, you let a fat c@nt take advantage of you, not paranorman friendo.


 No.40373

>>40371

Nothing because I don't ever gamble. Had I lost this coint toss I would have waited a few more minutes in line. But would I have been in a car accident if my car was on a street 5 minutes different? I don't know.


 No.40374

>>40372

I almost let her, but It didn't work out that way. Why are some people so stupid that they make a post without reading the entire story? Too many people like you plaguing every thread on 8chan. If you don't care enough to read, don't bother posting.

I definitely learned from this encounter and I think I'm even less cuck-like than before. Thank God.




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