Funny thing is just a few years ago it was cats. Cats were the go-to animal for crazy pet lover stereotypes. People watched cat videos. There was a wave of cat memes. And now…
>be me
>middle school
>family gets a dog
>black labrador puppy
>fun and energetic, everyone loves him
>high school
>cat craze happens
>family gets pregnant cat
>goes about as well as you expect
>cat craze ends
>cats sent to shelter
>furbaby happens
>dog has since turned into a hellhound
>Huge, size of a horse, and actively malicious
>does stuff like fake wanting in the house until specific person gets the door, then attacks
>or destroys/knocks over as much as possible before being caught and wrestled into training crate
>screams and barks at anyone who comes over, attacks if he's not in the crate
>whole family wants to keep their baby, won't send dog to pound
<People who treat their dogs as their own children are particularly disturbing to me, is there some kind of mind control at work here?
See above greentext. Case in point.