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 No.40011

But what does it mean?

 No.40033

>>40011

Interesting. Maybe nu metal is destined to make a comeback.


 No.40035

>venus and diana slamming their celestial clams together in the sky


 No.40038

It means I hooked up with my ex last night while you virgin loosers spent the night in your mom's basement


 No.40041

File: 57ccb2447c511ba⋯.gif (1.34 MB, 200x135, 40:27, uffffffff.gif)


 No.40241

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>>40038

Well you see, that's the strange thing.

I spent 27 years of my life a virgin.

A few months ago I met the love of my life and now fiancee - she too a virgin of the age 23.

We lost our virginity to each other the night this was happening.

However, we're Christians so we don't pay much attention to such things - still, I find it mysterious and odd.

Go with Christ, Anon.


 No.40247

>>40241

the bible doesn't even define what marriage even is, marriage at the time it was written could be something completely different by today's standards


 No.40816

>>40247

I don't think you read Ephesians.


 No.40824

>>40241

Nice! May you both be blessed.


 No.40953

>>40011

The train's put it's breaks on, and the whistle is screaming "Terrapin".


 No.40964

>>40247

does too

its the bodily joining of two spirits and its monogamy and its having seven wives and its even sometimes killing your lover!!! its a lot of things

these are my prooves, im not proving the story of delilah and sampson. you should know that and can google it but i have specific verses for the others here u go.

proof ONE, joining of spirits in bodys (includig desireing them, thats what "cleaving" means)

genisiss 2.24

therefore shall a man … cleave unto his wife: and the shall be one flesh

proof TWO monogamy and equality

hosea 3.3

and i said unto her, Thou shalt abide for me many days; thou shalt not play the harlot, and thou shalt not be for another man: so will i also before thee

proof THREE pologaymey and generosity and favorutiissm and sometimes its confusing and it even is ownership and weid power dynamics.. LOOK AND BEHOLD

genisiss 29:30

he (jacob) loved rachel more than {any other invokes LEVITICUS 18:18}

geneisis 30:4

and she (rachel) gave him (jacob) {ALL THAT SHE HAD invokes the american civil war and the fact its impossible to own another human}

geneistes 30.4 and a half

then they had weird roman orgies and the monks and the rabhis and the protestsand all thought it was evil. but not the catholics. the catholics were like "this is so much better than repressing our sexualitys and expressing them thru the innocecents we believed we lacked!!!!""

and so it was. the catholic church was the only church to really "get" what god was talking about

when it said "love and marriage"

cus the catholics is the only church in earth who knows that god can have seven billion convications all at once and still not be lying even tho sometimes it disagrees with itself

tritinityes are awesome and i identify as catholic. amen.


 No.41318

>>40038

>bragging about used goods

Hey anon, I'm about to throw out a old pair of work boots. Maybe you can come pick through my garbage and then brag to me about your fresh new kicks.




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