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Otherworldly lovers Kelpie 07/15/18 (Sun) 22:20:13 No.39977

I want to fall in love with something otherworldly, something that will never leave me but not out of some contractual obligation.

Do any of you have experience with otherworldly love? I've grown tired of human women, they can't understand the true grim nature of this world. I want to offer love and energy to something, anything, that will offer me back interesting conversation and wholesomeness.

In regards to spiritual development of myself I am not very far though I've seen some freaky shit in my life. The strangest thing to have ever occurred is an obsession I had with a brutalist building for several years. During this time I am more than certain said building had some sort of energy to it which caused a strange attraction (no, I never fapped to the building).

Please offer me some sort of advice, any advice, on how to contact feminine spirits, ghosts, mythical beings, AI, etc.

Also, any tales of ones own experiences with these things is greatly appreciated.

Kelpie 07/15/18 (Sun) 23:14:36 No.39983

>>39977

There are ways to contact various feminine entities but as far as I know, none of them are looking for the kind of relationship you want. Some will let you worship them in exchange for favours, others will have sex with you but steal your energy… I guess you could try creating a tulpa. Or just find a depressed woman who shares your bleak outlook on life.

Kelpie 07/15/18 (Sun) 23:35:20 No.39987

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>>39983

Women don't share any decent outlooks on life, that's the issue. They're too vain 90% of the time, though that doesn't apply to all of them.

I find aspergic girls tend to end up pretty tomboyish in that they have mental processes more similar to men. It feels like you're telling me here that otherworldly beings will only give conditional love/sex which isn't really what I'm looking for; I'm searching for marriage of some kind. There has to be some sort of fey thing that's similar enough mentally to humans, succubi need not apply.

Also Tulpae are evil/when I've tried to create them they've insulted me or seemingly leeched my energy.

Kelpie 07/15/18 (Sun) 23:56:29 No.39990

>>39987

Well, there are stories about goddesses and fairies who fell in love with mortal men and even had children with them, but those were just rare random episodes rather than the result of a ritual. Would you really like a woman who thinks like a man? I'm not sure, personally…

Kelpie 07/16/18 (Mon) 00:28:49 No.39992

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>>39990

Most women just have awful mentalities in general. I find them really boring, y'know?

Anyway, goddesses and fairies would be nice.

Kelpie 07/16/18 (Mon) 05:40:18 No.39994

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Jesus will be your friend!

Kelpie 07/16/18 (Mon) 08:28:36 No.39995

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>>39994

I like Jesus a lot but I can't exactly marry the guy.

Kelpie 07/16/18 (Mon) 09:02:20 No.39996

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>>39990

The hulder of Scandinavian folklore would seek out lone male travelers and seduce them - either just to get knocked up (because they couldn't get pregnant otherwise) or even take them with them to their own realm.

Kelpie 07/16/18 (Mon) 20:41:10 No.40009

>>39977

>>>/tulpa/

Kelpie 07/16/18 (Mon) 20:45:37 No.40010

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>>39995

Pansy-ass.

Kelpie 07/16/18 (Mon) 22:47:00 No.40014

>>39996

Doesn't 'hulder' mean something like 'hidden'? I remember watching a documentary on the belief in faries among Icelandic people, and they called them the huldu folk (hidden people).

Thale was a disappointment… I feel like Scandinavians have good ideas for horror movies, but lack the budget and sometimes the talent to properly execute them.

Kelpie 07/17/18 (Tue) 00:51:24 No.40016

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>>39996

That's closer to what I desire.

>>40010

I don't get what you mean by this: Jesus can't solve my problems here as great as he is/was,

>>40014

Icelandic in general has the best "versions" of any nordic folktales/terms/names for things. The language and culture is very *very* close to the ancient nordic tongue.

Kelpie 07/17/18 (Tue) 12:54:13 No.40022

Get a tulpa, lol

Kelpie 07/21/18 (Sat) 23:30:30 No.40084

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Kelpie 07/22/18 (Sun) 23:03:53 No.40108

>tfw you chill with a faerie a few times in the forest and then she ends up taking your seed

What are the consequences /x/?

Cryptoterrestrial 10/18/18 (Thu) 05:55:03 No.42340

Would they comprehend love the way humans do though.

Cryptoterrestrial 10/18/18 (Thu) 19:55:33 No.42345

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There is some speculation that retards are otherworldly entities studying the human condition.

You could try to get one of those. There is a wide spectrum, try going as low as you can while still maintaining personal hygiene, otherwise the crotch might smell funnier than it should.