Alright you faggots, listen up. Im gonna let you in on a secret that will literally change your life. Sonofthegods.com This website teaches you internal alchemy and energy work. It combines western magick with eastern magick. You'll learn how to su

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Kelpie 06/16/18 (Sat) 02:29:20 No.38838

Alright you faggots, listen up. Im gonna let you in on a secret that will literally change your life.

Sonofthegods.com

This website teaches you internal alchemy and energy work. It combines western magick with eastern magick. You'll learn how to summon demons and angels. You will be able to get all the bitches you want, heal anyone you want, and do whatever the fuck you want. And guess what? It's literally free. Like actually don't take my word for it. Go check it out, sign up, and practice those techniques.

I'm making this post because it changed my life and the best i can do is spread the word.

Kelpie 06/16/18 (Sat) 09:13:02 No.38841

Quit shilling

Kelpie 06/16/18 (Sat) 12:27:29 No.38844

>>38838

I think 'internal alchemy' is a modern corruption of actual alchemy, which was about achieving physical perfection (immortality). I also think angels and demons are just aliens, so I'm not sure how you could summon them. But I'll check the site out anyway, who knows, it might be worth my time.

If you don't mind me asking, OP: how long have you been practising their techniques? How have they improved your life?

Kelpie 06/16/18 (Sat) 14:15:42 No.38845

>>38838

Yea no, that isn't how this works. So it changed your life, well picking up any new hobby is a change in life.

Kelpie 06/16/18 (Sat) 23:07:57 No.38847

OP I wouldn't mind you posting this if you would actually share some of your experiences. Give us some tips? tell us what you enjoyed? what worked the best for you? Don't just dump a thread and run away.

Kelpie 06/26/18 (Tue) 13:59:35 No.39316

>>38838

Experiences now faganon

Kelpie 06/26/18 (Tue) 21:30:39 No.39330

It's just occultism 101, even the New Testament in the Bible has this stuff in it.

Matthew 7:7-8

>Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

>For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

It basically works because ALL is MIND.

Kelpie 06/26/18 (Tue) 22:08:47 No.39333

>>39330

Then explain why /r9k/ still doesn't have a girlfriend.

Kelpie 06/27/18 (Wed) 13:11:57 No.39357

>>39333

Robots don't actually want gfs, you see. They know on some level that they enjoy posting feels more than they could ever enjoy the company of a real woman.

Kelpie 06/27/18 (Wed) 14:43:55 No.39360

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Does this mean I can be a talking doggo if I want to? :3

Kelpie 06/27/18 (Wed) 21:52:03 No.39370

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Can I use this knowledge to make myself taller