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 No.38513

Are vampires real? And if so, what is the most accurate depiction of them?

 No.38520

jooz


 No.38529

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 No.38534

My peen is a vampire


 No.38539

There have been people who drank blood because they believed it made them immortal. There are also people who drink blood today because they think they're vampires. But actual vampires? Nah, I think they're fictional.


 No.38542

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Big nose tribe needs to drink blood to stay alive


 No.38543

>>38542

What if a white man drinks it?


 No.38544

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 No.38545

>>38544

i want her to suck me dry


 No.38588

Vampire threads and posts on halfchan are now being deleted left and right. What are the mods over there trying to hide?


 No.38593

>>38588

Probably their boner ROFL


 No.38594

>>38593

lol'd out loud


 No.38595

>>38588

more than likely the slow the tide of vampire LARP tardlets swarming the boards.

(I'm a bi vampire size queen btw…)


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>>38513

>>what is the most accurate depiction of them?

hmm…

Jokes aside there have been theories (surpise, surprise) that possibly some actual genetic jews need blood to survive because of a genetic defect. European folklore talks about vampires and they always portray them with generally jewish descent's features. I'm not buying it 100% either but it kinda makes sense when there are literally companies in silicon valley that involve human blood transplantation for money. Probably from kids. Or all this illuminaty could be some old fucks who cant handle aging and resort to old memes probably.

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 No.38668

>>38513

The original vampire myths depicted a corpse rising from the grave by night to stealthily steal blood from unsuspecting sleepers.They'd revisit their victims night after night, and as the attacks went on the victims would start to appear as though they suffered from consumption. The condition would worsen until finally the victim died. During the day the vampires would be dead in their grave, the only possible sign of their nightly activities maybe being blood on their face.

The idea of vampires being suave tempters who can walk and talk with the living was invented in 19th century fiction, and was ultimately popularized by Bram Stoker's Dracula. I'd reckon that if vampires are real, there really aren't any popular works of fiction that depict them accurately. Real vampires are somewhat more like zombies than they are like fictional vampires.


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>>38668

Best answer in this thread.


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 No.40479

No vampires aren't fucking real, what is this /x/? Oh shit wait.

>>38669

>>38668

I read once about how there would be a male in the village who was able to withold ejaculation but could have multiple orgasms, and he would pick one female and use her in the night for a week or so. She would basically become addicted to sex or at least overworked by the constant dopamine release and wouldn't eat. Like too much of a drug, the orgasms would waste her away.

It sounds like shitposting but I actually read the theory somewhere, I always thought it was kinda cool.




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