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Skinwalker 05/23/18 (Wed) 11:42:44 No.38113
ITT we make promises to Satan to improve ourselves
I promise to stop browsing 4chan for a week
Beware if you break the promise he will be angered
Skinwalker 05/23/18 (Wed) 11:50:16 No.38114
I promise not to browse /pol/, /leftypol/ or /leftpol/ for the summer. Trolling is a waste of time and cringey. This is the only board I will use all summer except maybe one more slow one which I will keep secret. Making ultimate sacrifice here guys. Please join in.
Skinwalker 05/23/18 (Wed) 11:51:10 No.38115
>>38114
I won't use 4chan for the whole fucking summer either.
Skinwalker 05/25/18 (Fri) 09:43:48 No.38198
a thread died for this anon
Skinwalker 05/25/18 (Fri) 12:28:41 No.38203
>>38113
I don't know if you've seen this yet but it's a huge redpill on religion and talks about jesus and satan being the same character. big truth pill.
>>37848
Skinwalker 05/26/18 (Sat) 06:37:02 No.38240
I promise that Jesus Christ will over-throw you a second time. And then a third. Third time is infinite.
Skinwalker 05/26/18 (Sat) 06:39:14 No.38241
>satan
>4chan
>being this much of a faggot
Your breaking of that promise would do this board good then.
Skinwalker 05/26/18 (Sat) 06:39:38 No.38242
>>38240
/thread
Skinwalker 05/26/18 (Sat) 07:07:45 No.38245
>>38241
Yeah how dare someone have interest in abnormal supernatural things on a fucking obscure paranormal board. Christkike
Skinwalker 05/26/18 (Sat) 07:11:37 No.38249
Your jewish god is already long dead. This is the age of the übermensch
Skinwalker 05/26/18 (Sat) 07:21:20 No.38252
>>38249
The only dead thing will be your soul.
Skinwalker 05/26/18 (Sat) 07:22:37 No.38253
Half this board are christcucks. I promise Satan I won't use this website anymore. Let them writhe in their feeble internet addictions
Skinwalker 05/26/18 (Sat) 07:24:43 No.38255
>>38253
>Papé Satàn, papé Satàn aleppe
Satan can't protect you from God.
Skinwalker 05/26/18 (Sat) 16:03:43 No.38275
You realise Satan is not a single person but a title, right? You guys are arguing about things you don't even understand…
Skinwalker 05/26/18 (Sat) 17:35:14 No.38277
>>38275
who cares? a fallen angel is a fallen angel
Kelpie 06/11/18 (Mon) 18:13:49 No.38703
I will do nofap for a week at least
Kelpie 06/12/18 (Tue) 00:11:50 No.38714
>>>/fringe/ faggots
Cryptoterrestrial 10/20/18 (Sat) 10:05:33 No.42368
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He ain’t gonna help you, anon
Cryptoterrestrial 10/20/18 (Sat) 17:31:28 No.42372
>>42368
>head mounted flamethrower
dafuq, what is that?
Cryptoterrestrial 10/20/18 (Sat) 18:52:23 No.42373
i promise to satan that i will stop listening to his bitch ass
Cryptoterrestrial 10/20/18 (Sat) 18:53:01 No.42374
i think it might be more of a hive mind
i could be wrong tho
satan is also a concept
rebellion against God
stupid lizards
Cryptoterrestrial 10/21/18 (Sun) 22:23:50 No.42387
>>38203
That image is false, basically it made a claim from out of context things, then it shows a fuckton of facts that arent related like they support that, its a common practice in sects that want to lure tards and women.
Go back to /pol/ you fucking fedoras.
Cryptoterrestrial 10/22/18 (Mon) 04:51:57 No.42403
>3.77 MB
Please compress your images if they don't have any content.