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File: 9acdf86930a64c8⋯.png (2.16 MB, 1863x1229, 1863:1229, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.34503

So what should I ask for when I finish summoning Satan?

 No.34504

File: 91e1c0025ff6619⋯.jpg (74.69 KB, 960x541, 960:541, 0ecea8fceb0d7a588c0265b414….jpg)

>>34503

Kill everyone on this planet


 No.34528

>>34503

>So what should I ask

<What will you have to give in return


 No.34529

>>34528

Pink text looks like shit. Who thought this would be a good idea?


 No.34531

Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?


 No.34603

File: 5f3a37e5018592f⋯.png (2.05 MB, 1868x1231, 1868:1231, ClipboardImage.png)

I asked for a tank full of dolphins I can fuck and was given a job as a janitor at the local dolphinarium.


 No.34606

>>34603

What did Satan look like?


 No.34607

>>34603

Weird, I had a dream last night that there was a pool with dolphins and an orca. When the dolphins jumped out of the pool, and onto one of those raft platforms, they went from light gray skin to thick dark gray fur. Then they shook my hand like a dog.


 No.34609

Do multi-dimensional being have puss puss?


 No.34611

>>34606

Like a dolphin but with horns.


 No.34612

File: 7fc2762be8f573d⋯.jpg (164.04 KB, 800x925, 32:37, Dolphin-with-Horns--380.jpg)


 No.34640

Ask him to visit me.

I don't believe in anything and have nothing to lose so I'm prime candidate material right now. I can also recommend a bunch of people for him to torture for justice.


 No.34657

>>34640

He'd probably turn on you for snitching tbh.




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