/x/ - Paranormal

The mandela effect has to come from a lack of education.

>>32402

Or just plain old retardation.

Not this shit again. STOP BLAMING YOUR SHITTY MEMORY ON CERN!!!

Reality is plasticine and mutable, changing a few words in a book is entry level shit. Changing a few words in a book that people read literally everyday? Not so simple if you don't want people to notice. Did your family force you to read the bible? If they did and you understood the book you would recognize that this change in symbolism is absolutely key. It changes the entire backdrop for the message.

A lion represents the solar body or the body we use to truly enact change (not just in 3d reality) the lamb is the cloven hooved symbol of the physical reality and flesh body. Union of the true self with the physical self. This was the ultimate goal of the book. Return from binary.

Now the symbols point to a separation from unity. 7 animals 1 human child leading.

The 7 animals correspond to the 7 chakras or in the bible (the seven churches)

In the coming days we wont see a simple forgiveness and then unity with a "god" we will have to reconcile the differences within ourselves to be led to unity by the innocence (child) within us.

This is a message from beyond Yahweh this is a message from the center of maia. Git gud cause this patch fixes most of the shortcuts. There's tons of opportunity for a swing in either direction now.

>>32397

Hey dummy it never changed. The only thing that changed is your shitty memory.

http://kingsenglish.info/2011/05/26/the-lion-shall-lie-down-with-the-lamb/

>>32412

Should I be worried that I know exactly what you are talking about?

>>32779

No because it is basic correspondences that anyone with a little occult trivia can instantly connect.

>>32779

You shouldn't because that's a waste of energy. You willl either harmonize and accept your challenges for growth or you will forget this exchange happened and continue with life.

If you understand then use the knowledge and lead the beasts. Be the child (again)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2548396/?ref_=cs_ov_tt

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2697688/?ref_=tt_rec_tti

>Half-Life

>Sci-Fi, Thriller

>Half-Life Poster

>An Amercian scientific research facility opens a portal to a hostile alien world, who begin to invade the earth.

>God Particle (2017)

>(you mean the higs boson?)

>Sci-Fi, Thriller | 24 February 2017 (USA)

>A shocking discovery forces a team of astronauts aboard a space station to fight for survival while their reality has been altered.

>REALITY HAS BEEN ALTERED

just like space is a deception- quantum suicide, and parallel universes are also a deception. dimensions are different however, (dimension definition: a part or feature or way of considering something)

look at all the signs that show how much the agenda seems to want to push the idea the CERN is responsible for the mandela effect, like the image where they hold the sign. this is actually a deception because God is responsible for the mandela effect, "The changing of the way we are considering our reality".

there's no other universe. there is no "in my universe it was like this" we are here and things are changing here. as I showed in the other link they are even making a movie about cern and mention reality being altered.

don't confuse this with heaven, which is the real universe. our universe (here on earth) is the fake matrix, and in the fake matrix here, we are experiencing the mandela effect. (context, reference)

CERN created the internet.

or at least that's what the facts are in this timeline.

in my timeline CERN never created the internet.

in my timeline the internet was created in the earlier days of the military to create a new secret more secure form of communication, and the project was used by the earlier hackers who basically found and then began to use the internet for their own needs, and the military did nothing to stop it, but rather sat back and watched. they always wanted others to use it, because look at what it became today. today the internet is the largest worldwide surveilance system where people unknowingly or knowingly give their information to the entire world. However, it is beginning to appear more as though CERN may have hijacked the timeline for their own purposes and made themselves the original creators of the internet. in theory, how much money or power would one person hold if they were to go back in time and become the original creator of google, and never sell it?- let alone the entire internet?

here are some links, some are more conflicting than others- perhaps due to timeline residue. not everything gets changed or erased, similarly to how so many people remember things differently.

https://home.cern/topics/birth-web

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/09/history-internet/

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2407539,00.asp

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=81408

http://www.whoishostingthis.com/blog/2014/11/11/arpanet/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_World_Wide_Web

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Internet

http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question50007.html

http://techland.time.com/2012/07/25/how-government-did-and-didnt-invent-the-internet/

http://www.cs.ucsb.edu/~almeroth/classes/F04.176A/homework1_good_papers/Alaa-Gharbawi.html

"totally real people" will take the time and effort to post attempts at highly convincing arguments like:

>In a world with even minutely different geography second order effects wouldn't be how many people are in JFKs car but whether the country exists in this form at all. Move North America one mile West and you've changed every person that will ever be born there. Do you realize how astoundingly unlikely it is that your sperm in particular was successful?

>you just have a bad memory

>memory is imperfect, u r shit, theres no alternate universes

>the number of people in JFK assassination car went back to 4! whoops now it's back to 6! haha! am I doing it rite guis?

>wow it sure is summer in here!

>it's just the weekend, and everyone in this entire thread, no, everyone that believes in the mandela effect is from saturday and are all retarded

>nice meme!

>post some redpills

"wow that's a religion wow that's cats cradle"

>you are mentally ill

>I bet you're a millennial. They don't seem to remember anything.

>I bet your young, that's why you can't remember anything and are stupid and believe in the mandela effect

>I bet your old, that's why you can't remember anything and are stupid and believe in the mandela effect

>The only people I know who care about this shit are all complete fucking idiot retards. For goodness sakes it really is not worth the time and effort to think about this so much. Why are you so scared if the past is changing or not? You should be devoting your thought to more important matters.

>berenstain is the only thing that they changed- the rest of that stuff is just your mind playing tricks on you, and it wasn't a parallel dimension- it was just the jews

http s://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anZQOwx7lk8 gematria calculator values?

http s://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Lt9yUf-VY Cern we are happy video (employee holds up mandela sign)

http s://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=human+sacrifice+cern

http s://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hulNa6kMsRg

http s://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_choice_quantum_eraser

http s://archive.is/b7ejE

htt p://yournewswire.com/source-of-cern-sacrifice-video-found-dead/

There should be a bunch of security cameras all over that courtyard and the rest of the CERN facility.

If CERN wanted to debunk this video they could just release a short clip of the woman getting back up and walking away.

But something tells me that's not going to happen.

Question that should be asked isn't whether or not this is real, but who those people are?

In case you didn't know, CERN isn't your local burger king where you just walk in and certainly not a place to walk around in long black robes, and perform a human "sacrifice" in.

The only people that could have pulled this stunt are the employes themselves, question being why?

Where they trying to be le epic trolls or are they simply retarded?

>>32834

The people who work at CERN are aware of the conspiracy theories and probably wanted to make fun of people like you.

>calling some of the top scientists in the world retards

Yeah, I have some bad news for you, buddy…

>>32837

>not understanding sarcasm

The thing about Cern is, people have been reporting these things for a long time right?

So arguably whatever they did must've happened in the past, but a few years ago maybe in 2013 or 14 I saw a book that said Bernstein, not Berenstein Bernstein, so how did Cern cause that?

>>32848

I don't think you know how it works.

I had a much more elaborate post but my PC is fucked up and I lost it.

Long story short:

I've always read that Italy lost the Second Ethiopian war as well.

Researched it recently and it seems they actually managed to colonize Ethiopia, and that Selassie didn't repel the Italian offensive after all.

Hm, any history buffs here?

>>32890

You're just a retard (just like any other case of Mandela effect).

someone doesn't want this known. notice how all threads slid this one down.

>>32896

>>32827

>>32896

because everyone must be crazy, all the people who remember 99% of the same things all wrong in the exact same way.

bump

>>33374

Why would you bump such a banal, shitty thread?

>>32826

i remember it being dilemma as far back as four years ago

https://discord.gg/yRa4nY

occult,paranormal,theological,political, philosophical discord

>>32419

This

>>32823

>>32824

>>32825

>literally you were five and had a shitty memory.

In no particular order:

>Bernstein Bears… This has gotten retarded. When did Bernstein become part of the mix? I've never even heard anyone say that.

>Since before I could read I can remember there being a K at the end of Chick-Fil-A.

>Only uneducated plebs think the color chartreuse being red. Since it's named after an herbal alcohol.

>Winebottles and wineskins are completely different things.

>The Mona Lisa has always kind of smiled. That's the reason it's famous!

>It's always been sherbet. It's okay, I pronounced it as sherbert as a kid too.

>All your normal word spelling ones are retarded.

>Jackie Kennedy always wore that dress. You not knowing her name signals me to that you might not be as well versed to the history of that period as you think you are. Especially because she was very famous, and very famous for dressing like that.

Some Mandela Effect things are interesting, but yours are all retarded. In fact basically all of them are retarded. Even the ones I find interesting, because I too have a fallible memory.

I wish this tired meme would die, so there could be interesting threads on /x/ and it wouldn't be summerfags all year long.

I may have experienced Mandela Effect yesterday when I was rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron, at the ending when Tony is leaving the new facility and talking with Steve, Steve looks around and says "I'm home" at 1:45 nark of embed related. You can also faintly hear the sound of training soldiers in the distance. The thing is, I remember originally we were actually shown those soldiers AFTER which Steve says "I'm home". The scene is completely missing now

>>33710

>literally you were five and had a shitty memory.

Thank you anon for telling us all that you are not experiencing the mandela effect. everything as it is now, has always been that way For You.

>In no particular order:

>Bernstein Bears… This has gotten retarded. When did Bernstein become part of the mix? I've never even heard anyone say that.

for you it never changed because you have always had this experience (what ever it is for you now) with berenstain.

>Since before I could read I can remember there being a K at the end of Chick-Fil-A.

why did you misquote that? (chic-fil-a is now chick-fil-a) unless you accidentally greentexted your own opinion.

>Only uneducated plebs think the color chartreuse being red. Since it's named after an herbal alcohol.

sure, we are all just stupid.

>Winebottles and wineskins are completely different things.

if I'm not mistaken, both carry wine; do they not? do you even understand the reason this was even mentioned?

>The Mona Lisa has always kind of smiled. That's the reason it's famous!

I disagree. her mysterious almost-smile was what made her famous. now she appears to obviously smile and this is not the same to me.

>It's always been sherbet. It's okay, I pronounced it as sherbert as a kid too.

>All your normal word spelling ones are retarded.

>Jackie Kennedy always wore that dress. You not knowing her name signals me to that you might not be as well versed to the history of that period as you think you are. Especially because she was very famous, and very famous for dressing like that.

>Some Mandela Effect things are interesting, but yours are all retarded. In fact basically all of them are retarded. Even the ones I find interesting, because I too have a fallible memory.

>I wish this tired meme would die, so there could be interesting threads on /x/ and it wouldn't be summerfags all year long.

Again, thank you for telling us all that you are not experiencing the mandela effect. just because you never noticed any changes, doesn't mean that millions of other people haven't. maybe you have always been "here" and people who experience the mandela effect just got "here"?

>everything you say is retarded! I just want this meme to die! stop talking about this!

Nice argument, you sure defeated the entire mandela effect with those facts. don't you get it? the whole point of the mandela effect is that alot of people notice things, and some don't.

and tell me this, How could millions of people all remember all the exact same things WRONG in all the exact same ways as each other? millions of people with the exact same "wrong" memories are just totally fucking crazy?

I think not.

shills don't want people to know about the mandela effect

>>32834

Thanks for posting this

>>32837

Classic shill, similar to the ones in >>32830

>>33897

oh, well, you saw it in a movie about fictional characters. It must be true then. After all, we all epiphanies during marvel comic book movies,

Have to ask, do you ever listen to yourself before actually saying or writing things down? You may want to start doing that.

>>33913

they said they "may have" as in not 100% sure. do you shit on anyone who shares something?

you are a fucking cuck shill and you are intentionally treating people who believe in the mandela effect badly in an attempt to delegitimatize the subject.

>>33922

oh, delegitimizing a wild conspiracy theory. hmmmmmmm……. that may be the birth of yet another wild conspiracy theory………

>>32410

I live @GMT+8 but I experience several MEs. I happen to read a lot about general knowledge and science when I was a kid.

Anyone here knows where the official mandela effect blog/directory is right now? Google seems to have blocked it out of "fake news" censorship. Even wikipedia is retarded and thinks its false memory.

I also need to read the newest update from John Titor. Saw a glimpse of it before but I can't find the recent 2017 posts because of these censoring search engines.

>>33913

My analysis says they're telling the truth though.

>>33953

Try Searx, in my experience they don't censor anything.

https://searx.me/

Is this the blog/directory you wanted?

https://mandelaeffectproof.blogspot.it/

Sorry, I have no idea where to get the latest update from John Titor. I thought he already went back to the future?

>>33953

there's also ixquick.com or startpage.com

>>32397

I just found another change

Green days song "good riddance" the lyrics now are "life takes you by the wrist and directs you were to go." But I know it was "life takes you by the hand and tells you were to go."

>>32397

It's always been the wolf. People would draw lions and lambs and talk about it, but the verse was always wolf.

You got confused.

>>33978

>>33986

Seems the mandela blog is gone. I'm gonna search archive.org later.

I actually use startpage and the results are sometimes 2-3 pages only.

>>34008

The song 'Lola'

Had Coca-Cola, now it's Cherry Cola!

OMG!

Oh wait, that was a copyright issue, sorry.

>>32823

Why would Volkswagen have ever been "Volkswagon"? It's a German brand, unless German has suffered the Mandela effect and "Wagen" was once "Wagon".

>>34011

NO it WAS THE LION

Bumping with my latest Mandela effect.

The sphinx head.

What is it?

cat?

dog?

human?

lion?

something else??

remember to call out shills and make yourself immune to their lies.

>>34138

It's the head of a pharoah on the body of a lion. Supposedly it had wings at one point too.

>>34008

I think the Mandela Effect may be a reality, but i can tell you with certainty that the lyrics for Good Riddance are "Life takes you by the wrist" I remember the first time i ever heard that song 14 years ago. I remember when i finally mastered playing it on guitar not many years later. It's always been that way.

>>34230

It has been noted that the body is very much UN-like the body of a lion and more like that of a jackal. The head of the man is obviously too small for the body and was a later modification.

A bus stop and post box swapped places today, but now that's how they have always been.

>>34242

Two trees switched places in front of my house, an oak and a maple were on either side of some pines but now they swapped and the only other person who could notice says they didn't. So I guess that settles it, yup, completely settled….. I fucking planted the maple I know where it should be REEEEEEEEE

>>34256

um, no…. You're on the wrong side of the pines.

>>32410

lion and the lamb has been mentioned before. its just that publishers change shit up often.

>>32824

In both definitely and definitive, finite is the root word. Dont tell me you spell it finate becauss youll look like an idiot.

>>34256

Many trees disappeared in my city. 2sppoky4me

>>34484

It's called the parks department. They do things like that while you're in your cubicle and out here instead of actually working

>>32821

Look, proof that English is the language of gods.

>>32397

Christ, I fucking hate this Mandela Effect bullshit. The creepiest thing about it is how it highlights how little most people seem to pay attention to the world around them.

It was always the wolf and the lamb. The wolf makes far more sense than a lion in the context of the verse because wolves were the typical predators of sheep in the Levant, not lions. It just got conflated with a lion because the lion is a common motif in the Bible and because the alliteration of the words lion and lamb having a certain ring to it.

The common misconceptions that give rise to the "Mandela Effect" come into being because at first glance they seem more obvious than the reality, but on closer inspection, the misconceptions don't make as much sense in context. For example, the instance of what Vader said to Luke in Empire Strikes Back is commonly remembered and cited as "Luke, I am your father" because when quoted it immediately lets you know what your referring to. However, in the scene it makes more sense that Vader says "No, I am your father" because he's rebutting Luke's accusation that he killed his father.

Likewise, if we take the titular case for the effect, when Mandela died in 2013, for a lot of people the last time they remember hearing a lot about him in the news was back when he was campaigning against Apartheid. But since South Africa is quite remote from other Western countries and most people are ignorant and don't pay much attention to foreign politics, it was easy to forget about him while he was president. If he'd died in jail in the 80's, the entire recent history of South Africa could have been very different. Who would have become president in 1994, etc.? Also, had he not been the first black president who ended Apartheid, he'd be much more of a historical footnote than he is. But again, because SA is far away and irrelevent to most people, that all went beneath their notice.

>>32826

Okay, I'm 56 and it was

always was as I recall

-JCPenny

-Febreze

-Oscar Mayer

It was "I pretend to pray"

Stopped in to a church I passed along the way

Well I got down on my knees and I pretend to pray

You know the preacher liked the cold

He knows I'm gonna stay

California dreamin' on such a winter's day

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/mamasandthepapas/californiadreamin.html

From the Queen song:

We are the champions, my friends

And we'll keep on fighting…till the end

We are the champions, We are the champions

No time for losers cause we are the champions…

Of the world

It was always ventnor avenue. As a kid we called it "vetnor".

The world looks different because newer maps are to scale. Greenland back in the 70's appeared much smaller than it actually was.

Sometimes in songs and movies the words can sound different than the intended one. Even more weird was European musicians singing always with an "American" accent.

Moving on..

Never recalled

-Wineskins

It was always

cocoa puffs

chick-fil-a

cheez-it

bragg

jiff

-First Lady Jackie O was always in the limo as I recall.

Mona Lisa always has an odd smirk.

>>34667

The other problem is the obvious philosophical no no of time travel. Mother Nature does not allow it.

Unless one argues movement into an alternative Universe.

>>34668

That implies that we have a complete understanding of nature, which we don't. The issue of whether time travel is possible or not depends on which theoretical model of reality we subscribe to. The Mandela effect is bullshit though.

>>32828

>Getting called out for being retarded must mean I'm getting closer to the truth!

So, you're just completely denying any sort of falsifiability here, huh? There's basically nothing that anyone could conceivably show you to convince you that you just can't spell?

>>33899

>if I'm not mistaken, both carry wine; do they not?

They do, but a wine bottle is a bottle, made of glass. A wineskin is a sort of sack made of skin or rough leather. I saw both in my local walmart when I last bought groceries.

>>32826

>dilemna

>-lemna

>>32831

Fucking Jews had to resurrect a commie agent instead of Hitler

>>32832

I was in that thread and can confirm that the I saw the OP's posts.

>>34967

All this Jew squiggle referencing is boring.

>>35028

Isn't it more likely that it was a lion? Especially if it's true that the sphinx is older than even the old kingdom…

>>32825

Dude Fidel Castro is still dead…

>>32827

>>32828

To be fair, the shape and location of countries on a map can largely be attributed to better satellite-based map-making, and the difference between a map and a globe.

>>32830

Faggot who's worked for Sanmina on a contract here. Sanmina does a lot of high-tech shit and their IDs are legit just magstrips that say "Level #" for your level of clearance in the building/hours you can enter, sometimes a name for engineers/managers, and stupid writing like that on the back of them.

Point being, high-tech groups can have some pretty fucking ghetto-ass security, always good to keep in mind.

>>32819

Yooooo