/x/ - Paranormal

>>24400

>http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/05/18/478212837/in-search-for-cures-scientists-create-embryos-that-are-both-animal-and-human

>"A handful of scientists around the United States are trying to do something that some people find disturbing: make embryos that are part human, part animal.

Oh, USA… we love you!

>>24400

>Ross defends what his work. "I don't consider that we're playing God or even close to that," Ross says. "We're just trying to use the technologies that we have developed to improve peoples' life."

Bullshit. If you wanted to grow replacement pancreas, you could do it quite safely in artificial conditions without the need for animals. You're just trying to obfuscate the fact that you want to play Dr. Moreau.

"Your welcome"- /monster/

>>24400

So Lena Dunham?

>>24400

This has been happening for ages with stem cell lines already: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humster

Although this is pretty cool and a pretty neat next step.

>>24601

If they could do that they'd be rich.

iFun fact:if your mom slept with any other man apart from your dad you are a chimera.

>>24400

>tfw monstergirl waifus will be real

FOREVER EVER

>>24416

I'm proud to live in the empire that would be the bad guys in an anime

>>24607

much appreciated /x/. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten on dotr.

They should make human/snake and human/spider hybrids. Hot

>>24400

If it's just an animal with a more active brain, it will be up to selective breeding to make them more and more upright and amiable in order to preform all the tasks their human brain wants to accomplish.

>>28665

Do you think i would be able to impregnate it?

>>24404

It's like no one is taking this cereal

3 words.

Genetically engineered Cat girls.

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What you will need.

The genes of a tiger

The genes of a cat

The genes of a human

The tiger DNA is to make the cat traits larger by adding it to the cat DNA.

The modified genes result in: Larger Cat Ears,

Stronger Larger Keratin Nails and Teeth

Larger Cat Tails,

Human equivalent sized eyeballs that turn to slits.

Then take these trait genes and fiddle around with the human genome to remove its eyes, ears, nails and canine teeth to be replaced with the mentioned feline DNA strands and add the tail to the vertebrae. :3

1*1= 1 + 1 = 2 Yay!

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Alternatively we can just attach robot implants to people to make them LOOK like cat people :D

>>28807

I like the way you think, anyan

What if you made a part-demon part-demon hybird? Would it be a full-demon or still a part-demon, or would there be a dilution to make it a quarter-demon?

didn't we just put one in the White House?

>>24400

This series of videos of a russian man supposedly creating homunculi really got me thinking. Genetically impossible to get viable offspring from chicken egg + human sperm but the creatures were still very cool looking. No fucking clue how he got them to move and wriggle about but interesting nonetheless. The look was basic and formless enough that you could believe it, it wasn't like a little bloke running around with feathers. If I understand the science well enough (and I really have no fucking clue), you could do it for real by removing the DNA from the chicken egg and supplanting human DNA, leaving behind ~0.1% chicken DNA. They actually exist right now but we have no idea what they would be like since it is illegal in most countries to take them past a certain stage of development.

Doubt it would produce anything fun like monstergirls or cryptid looking beasties in the short term though. Probably will just be normal looking people with short lifespans and horrible internal and physical defects.

>>34851

Wasn't this proven to be a hoax? It's really disturbing to think about either way. Supposedly the government (together with grey aliens) has been experimenting on human-animal hybrids for decades. Some guy came out years ago with a story about a secret underground base near Dulce, and according to him one of the floors was called the 'nightmare hall' by the people who worked there because it was full of adult chimeras being held captive.

>>34852

The videos are fakes. Obviously injecting a chicken egg with human sperm doesn't work in the same way that a hippo fucking a giraffe wouldn't work, too genetically distant.

And yeah, I could believe that, Nevada and New Mexico have a lot of testing sites that could potentially house a project like that.

>>35008

I just saved that reaction image literally one minute ago and now someone's using it to reply to one of my posts. Is this paranormal? Anyway, I'm glad there's at least one other person with good taste on this board.

>>28795

hahahaha