No.79543
More Talking Edition
Preview:
>Even as SmackDown LIVE gears up for WWE Hell in a Cell this Sunday, bedlam threatens to come early when Commissioner Shane McMahon stands face-to-face tonight with his Hell in a Cell opponent, Kevin Owens.
Shane vs. Fatty staredown
>At WWE Hell in a Cell this Sunday, Shane McMahon will step into the dreaded Hell in a Cell structure for the first time since WrestleMania 32, looking for retribution against Kevin Owens for KO’s brutal attack on his father, Vinnie Mac, several weeks ago.
>Though Owens showed last week that he is just as ruthless as ever when he attempted to end Sami Zayn’s career, that didn’t stop him from retreating into the WWE Universe when Shane-O-Mac emerged to engage him. Because Shane is scary.
>What will happen when the two the adversaries stand face-to-face inside the ring tonight on SmackDown LIVE, five days ahead of their career-altering showdown in The Devil’s Playground?
New Day vs. Usos Part XCVIII Vol. XII
>Last week, SmackDown Tag Team Champions The New Day elevated their longstanding rivalry against The Usos to a whole new level when they proposed a Hell in a Cell Match for their title showdown at Sunday’s pay-per-view. The no-nonsense Samoaniggers accepted this challenge, and the stage is now set for what could be the most destructive clash yet between these two remarkable teams.
>What will go down before then? It probably won't matter, but find out tonight when Jimmy and Jey read The New Day their rights on SmackDown LIVE.
Pikachu vs. Pooman talking segment
>After several weeks of boring promos from WWE Champion Jinder Mahal, Shinsuke Nakamura finally had enough last week and took out both The Modern Day POO and his fuccbois in explosive fashion.
>Now, en route to their WWE Title Match at WWE Hell in a Cell, don’t miss an exclusive interview with The King of Strong Style, scheduled to kick off what promises to be a highly-volatile episode of the blue brand tonight.
Coldsteel vs. Dillinger
>Following weeks of unresolved sexual tension between Tye Dillinger and Baron Corbin, who have both been vying for the opportunity to challenge AJ "Frag Grenade for the Fag Parade" Styles for the United States Title, Dillinger’s chance to take down Corbin was eradicated last week when The Lone Wolf hurled The Perfect 10 into Styles and assured Dillinger couldn’t answer the 10-count, resulting in a count-out victory for Corbin.
>The two Superstars will once again clash tonight, but with only five days remaining until Corbin’s U.S Championship Match against Styles at WWE Hell in a Cell, will the Phenomenal titleholder play a part in the outcome?
Breezango on TV?
>The headline speaks for itself. Even with all the anticipation for this Sunday’s WWE Hell in a Cell event, one cannot help but be excited for The Fashion Police to get back on the case. Don’t miss the latest installment, as Fandango and Tyler Breeze look to get to the bottom of Team Blue’s biggest mysteries tonight on SmackDown LIVE.
Watch the show however it is you usually do so.
Hell in a Cell is going to be garbage.
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No.79544
>Shane vs Owens is the main feud
In Jinder's entire reign he hasn't been the focus of the show.
Where's AJ Styles and what is he doing?
No.79546
>>79543
>Fatty vs. Fatty staredown
hi I'm reddit. I mean, have you seen Shane in recent weeks?
No.79547
>>79544
AJ is currently busy being a secondary player in the Corbin vs. Dillinger feud.
As for Jinder, he's poo, so naturally he can't be the focus.
No.79549
>Even with all the anticipation for this Sunday’s WWE Hell in a Cell event, one cannot help but be excited for The Fashion Police to get back on the case
Even they know.
>Tfw bix noods vs even bixer noods for the hot potatoes is going to be by far the best match again
>>79544
Who would've thought that a boring jobber with an anti usa gimmick would have a shit wwe title reign?
It's only ending at the rumble so get used to it.
No.79550
>>79549
>mfw a monkey shit-flinging territory war is better than anything else on WWE TV atm
No.79551
Some signs I made for tonight
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No.79556
When is WWE going to turn to erotic female wrestling when the views tank really hard?
No.79559
>>79556
Seemingly sooner rather than later. I still wonder what was going on between Nia and Alexa in that locker room yesterday.
>>79551
Those may be hard to read on TV. Phil will probably be watching, so hopefully he'll get your message. He's good enough at MvCI to get back into e-$ports, it's just too bad about the shitty mindset.
No.79561
BREEZANGO TONIGHT, BOYS
I wonder if their attackers will finally be revealed to be Rowan and Harper
or maybe The Large Intestines The Colons
Either way hopefully they get tag title shots after HIAC
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>>79561
I hope they get anything at all. Tyler has been one of my favorites since his NXT run.
No.79569
>>79544
Pooman is boring. The closest thing to interesting he has outside of some marks on /wooo/ liking him is "uses two guys as an 'entourage' that he uses to cheat and win". Gee, where have I seen that before?
>>79551
>being a ziggler mark
>smarking out over a vidya player
I hope the official post-show photographs get a good shot of you holding up one of those signs so I can laugh at how you look.
>>79561
>Rowan and Harper
>both have been dark matches-only for so long you forget they're even in the company
>they don't even have a retarded name like "the colons" to make you remember they exist
No.79571
>>79561
Their attackers should've been the revival, it would've been great.
>>79570
Reminder that breezango are 100% straight.
No.79572
>>79570
Breezango are 100% straight
there was a picture of fandango with a girl at a club on someone's instagram but i cant find it
No.79573
Breezango vs New Day feud when? I don't even care if it's face vs face, their promos could be gold. Could be a fun comedy feud.
No.79574
>>79573
What if the New Day were the attackers?
No.79575
>>79574
That would be perfect
No.79577
>don’t miss an exclusive interview with The King of Strong Style, scheduled to kick off what promises to be a highly-volatile episode of the blue brand tonight.
Hopefully it's taped, otherwise we're going to hear about some good lucha things.
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No.79579
>>79578
>breast cancer continues to bury all the other cancers
No.79580
>>79551
Make the letters bolder.
No.79581
>>79579
>Komen continues to do nothing to help fund breast cancer research
No.79582
>>79573
They had a match at a house show recently. Shit was pretty clutch. Big E had a spot where he got on the top ropes and I think Breeze was on the mat. So Big is on top of the rope flexing and Breeze slowly starts rolling out of range. Big E notices, gets down, and goes over to another ringpost. "I'm really doing it this time, i'm going up!" Then Breeze slowly rolls back to the other post again. This went on 2 or 3 times. Was kinda slapstick but eh, I kek'd.
No.79583
>>79579
>you are now aware WWE does fuck all for prostate cancer
This never was about curing cancer. It's all about injecting sissy shit into men's spaces. Having Cena and other stars come out in all pink and talk about women's issues. Notice that fucking Lifetime, OWN and the View combined don't do half as much for titty cancer as the WWE, MLB and NFL do.
No.79584
I hope jinder trash talks vegas.
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No.79586
Was that Vince himself showing up in the moment of silence?
No.79587
>>79584
He would ascend to heel god status. But no, WWE is PC.
No.79588
Goddamit, creative. That cliche bullshit could've been made so cool.
>Sticks and stones blah blah… but Shinsuke will hurt Jinder Mahal very badly.
No.79589
>>79587
He'd be committing career suicide and probably get beat down in the locker room.
No.79590
Dat botch
Wew, Enzo flashback for a second there
No.79591
>the poo gets flushed by the wacky japman
>shinsuke's new gimmick will be being a plumber
No.79592
Oh my god the collage nak is dead for sure what an impact.
No.79593
>>79592
FEEL THE WRATH
TASTE THE PAIN
SHINSUKE NAKAMURA ALWAYS ROOKS THE SAME
No.79594
No.79595
So what does everyone else do when this diva shit is on?
No.79596
>Come back from comercial
>50 minutes of entrances
>Match starts
>Two moves happen
>Back to commercial
No.79597
>>79595
Start a commercial BREAK.
No.79598
>>79595
It's called the pissBREAK division for a reason.
That, or I refill my drink.
No.79599
>>79595
Gawk at becky body and caramel's tummy.
No.79600
>>79595
Get food/drinks. Piss/shit if needed. Hope the match is over when I come back.
No.79602
>Women's Champ
>Befriending the Money in the Bank briefcase holder
Holy fuck, Nattie, what the hell are you even doing?
No.79603
>>>79602
>charlottefag BTFO'd
>not letting Natalya get beat up harder
>not pulling a heel betrayal of your tag team partner to cash in the contract and steal the title
>probably won't even do anything in the PPV with the contract
What's even the point? At least they're for once getting an actually good song for the PPV theme instead of some gay shit.
No.79604
>>79602
Blindness to betrayal runs in the family.
No.79605
>>79603
How the fuck did that extra > pointing to >>79602 even get in there?
No.79606
>>79605
Because you're stupid.
No.79608
>>79603
Everything about the womens mitb has been a failure.
No.79609
>they actually put a call of duty "low health" filter on the video for the "fatty owens beats Vince" segment
No.79610
>it's a Shane is an MMA warrior episode
No.79611
holy fuck that video package was way too long
No.79612
>>79611
It's all shit that we've seen a thousand times too.
No.79613
>>79611
>Here's all the stuff you've already seen because we need to fill time!
No.79614
>Mike is still in the wwe
I honestly forgot.
No.79615
I hate baby face Bobby Rude. He has no edge. Fucking smiling all the time.
And this match should be an indy dream match but it's just a blow off.
No.79616
>>79613
>fill time
>on the short 2 hour show that already has fucking nothing while RAM practically has to cancel segments last-minute to keep it in the 3 hour limit
wew
>the lovefag nobody cared about is suddenly back
>it's just to get squashed by Roode before Roode fights Ziggler after a month of fake entrances and whining in a PPV
What a waste of time. RAM is the best show every time.
No.79617
Why does the website always shit itself during raw and smackdown? There cant be more than 10 people posting here.
No.79618
>>79613
Feels so retarded in a 2 hr show
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No.79620
>the squash match was so fast it finished before the post could be posted
WHAT WAS EVEN THE POINT OF THAT MATCH
No.79621
>dat low key New Day shade
No.79622
Sign guy, where are you? Did Ziggler see your sign?
No.79623
>>79621
Not even a New Day Shade either, that was a straight ripoff of Rip Taylor in the end credits of the first Jackass movie.
No.79624
>airhorn into the mic
Okay that one got me
No.79625
>Dolph shitposting with an airhorn
NEED WEBMS FOR MEMES
No.79626
>There's a ziggler poster now
No.79627
I hate baby face Bobby Rude. He has no edge. Fucking smiling all the time.
And this match should be an indy dream match but it's just a blow off.
No.79628
>>79625
Seconded. Especially airhorn into mic
No.79629
I hope ziggler does the blue blazer's entrance at hitc, fall included.
No.79630
>>79615
>>79627
OK nigger damn
No.79631
I do not understand their shirts.
No.79632
>>79627
He'll turn heel eventually don't worry
No.79633
>a pointless Hawkins-tier squash match followed by boring talking whose only highlight is Dolph shitposting
>followed by the bix noods doing nothing but talking
>the womens' division match was actually the highlight of the entire show this week just for actually being a fucking wrestling match
Is Smackdown creative even fucking trying? This is why you don't push everything to the PPV, you leave nothing for the regular shows.
No.79634
>SmackDown LIVE WWE World Tag Team Champions
I'm pretty sure that's not how it goes.
No.79635
>>79633
If only it was always as good as that episode with vince followed by that 205 live episode with the fashion files.
No.79636
>Nakamura's arm curved behind his body like a family guy bit
Kek
No.79637
>>79617
Remember to post on >>>/sudo/ about the issue so it can get a couple posts from codemonkey and no change in the situation ever.
No.79638
>the hype bros are somehow still together and will be in the kickoff against nuAmerican Alpha
>the lying faggots claimed there would be fashion files tonight but are postponing it to the PPV instead for some fucking reason despite having so little to show on smackdown they played a 15 minute KOvShane promo
No.79639
>No FF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.79640
>Fashion Files delayed
It better be to reveal New Day attacked them so there can be heel New Day vs Breezango title feud
No.79641
>squander meme again
>pushing the story Cena made up
>"The House that AJ Styles Built" is smackdown
>AJ built the inferior show
No.79642
>>79640
Wanna no what's better? They probably cut it because of the breast cancer scam segment.
No.79643
Ultimate Warrior was a buff, famous, rich dude but he was so crazy this creature was the best he could get.
No.79644
>>79642
>it's the exact same segment from RAM just with different locker rooms out
>no pop whatsoever
No.79645
Orton should RKO this cunt
No.79646
>last night had a Goldstein
>tonight had a Schwartz
>1/3 of the "cancer survivors" in each segment must be a jew
No.79647
>>79646
Jews are the victims 1/3 of the time every time
No.79648
>>79643
THE SPIRIT OF THE WARRIOR RUNS IN HER VEINS DESTRUCITY HOKOGAN
No.79649
Is Boosev/English a tag team or something at this point?
No.79651
>Kevin Owens has snapped
>the storyline revelation is that it's because people keep calling him fat
No.79652
>falls count anywhere
>in a cage match
>where the match is inside the cage
I guess I shouldn't be surprised, can't do a hardcore match as a cool stipulation because it's not PG.
No.79653
>asian chick twerking on hurt shane
No.79654
>This is awesome chants.
Poor, poor crowd. They've been so demoralized even a ritz cracker tastes like a 5 star meal.
No.79655
>>79653
Fuck, I missed that. Anyone got a webm?
No.79656
No.79657
>squandering the opportunity for a "grab microphone and smack fatty owens in the face" spot
No.79659
>>79658
She was filming herself to. Ultra bonus points if anyone can find her video of it.
No.79660
>>79656
>kid in the AJ shirt didn't spank dat ass
One job.
No.79661
Wow! Finally they realized that his new music sucks and people didn't "Lucha" with it.
No.79663
>>79658
Million hours in MS Paint
No.79664
>>79660
A promo in spanish
No.79665
>Kalisto back to his old mask and music
No.79667
>>79665
>whit that dragon ball suit
No.79668
No.79670
So I looked it up and apparently the only people in WWE under 205lbs that aren't on this show are Sin Cara, Chad Gable and Finn Balor.
No.79671
Reminder that Kalisto defeated Braun Strowman clean.
No.79672
>>79670
Where is Sin Cara?
No.79673
No.79674
>>79672
He's on smackdown though isn't he? Not that he's been on TV in the past while. He should come back as Hunico tbh
No.79675
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>>79672
>>79673
>>79674
He's doing this.
Hunico is way better than the other Sin Cara and should be used more.
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No.79681
No.79684
New thread, for those who don't know:
>>65979
>>65979
>>65979
Because OP is a fucking asshat.
No.79685
I guess the writers just remembered that the show has other heels.
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No.79687
>>79684
but im already in this thread
No.79688
>>79684
Fuck off autist. Not everything has to line up. We're already here.
No.79689
>>79688
Just trying to help. Not even sure it matters, both breads are dead as shit.
No.79691
>>79670
How much does Shane McMahon weigh?
No.79694
>>79684
>hurr durr
The 205 thread is from June and is a general for every week because nobody cares enough about it for a new thread being needed every week. It's not going to be spammed in every smackdown thread.
No.79696
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>Dolph Ziggler shitposting on WWE's youtube channel
No.79698
>>79543
>they listened
They didn't.
No.79699
>>79691
230 pounds apparently
No.79700
>>79699
I doubt that, but I guess his billed weight is high enough.
No.79701
>>79697
I'm surprised you can see him over Shane's gigantic ass
No.79703
>>79702
>getting triggered because didn't got free publicity, by anon…
BEAUTIFUL
No.79704
>>79702
>Keyboard warior haters
>He says while he "hates" on someone via keyboard
No.79710
>>79702
Good shit sign guy.
No.79716
After going to a live event and watching it on TV, they definitely do cut out a lot of the fans chants, and cheers. I don't know why they make the audience seem more quiet than it actually is.
No.79721
>>79702
Fucking well done. I didn't even notice the sign, but the fact that DSP somehow did and got pissed is gold.
No.79735
>>79701
>tfw all the official photos on the wwe site that show him are too blurry so you can't get a good meme look at the smark
Sad, I wanted to get a better look at and laugh at how GAY signfag looked.