No.68388
Reigns battles Joe for the right to challenge The Beast at SummerSlam
Roman Reigns will clash with Samoa Joe live on Raw, with the winner going on to challenge Universal Champion Brock Lesnar at SummerSlam. Can The Big Dog earn his first singles victory over The Samoan Submission Machine and Superman Punch his ticket to a title opportunity at The Biggest Party of the Summer? Also on Raw, General Manager Kurt Angle comes clean about a career-threatening predicament.
>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar’s SummerSlam challenger to be determined
>Kurt Angle to expose controversy to the world
>Dean Ambrose to kick off Raw
>The Hardy Boyz gain new enemies
>Will Bayley continue to gain momentum?
>Big Cass has a big problem with Big Show
http://watchwrestling.nl/
http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html
http://firstrows.biz/boxing
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream
http://www.vipbox.biz
http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream
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No.68389
>Can The Big Dog earn his first singles victory over The Samoan Submission Machine and Superman Punch his ticket to a title opportunity at The Biggest Party of the Summer?
Did you write this or is whoever wrote it on their site having a laugh? Poe's law is hitting me hard.
>The Hardy Boyz gain new enemies
>Non broken hardys is the only face tag team on raw
>Tag champs have fuck all to do now
>Kurt Angle to expose controversy to the world
I now this is going to be shit but I can't help but be curious.
No.68390
goldberg is gonna show up and jackhammer joe and reigns
No.68391
>Universal Champion Brock Lesnar’s SummerSlam challenger to be determined
Will it be Roman Noodles, killing the rivalry with Strowman? Or Fatty Joe, making it just a copy/paste job of the last PPV?
>Kurt Angle to expose controversy to the world
<The gay community
>Dean Ambrose to kick off Raw
Will butthurt ensue, or will Miz and crew attack him out of nowhere? Apparently Seth Rollins will be there.
>The Hardy Boyz gain new enemies
Seamus/Cesaro rivalry confirmed killed? it's the Revival
>Will Bayley continue to gain momentum?
LOLNO
>Big Cass has a big problem with Big Show
Big Cass is going to build a wall and make Enzo pay for it.
>>68389
http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2017-07-17 Straight from the site.
No.68392
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
DAILY REMINDER
Backstage are having second thoughts on Ramen Noodles vs Bork Laser for WrestleMania due to declining attendance, subscribers, and merchandise sales
No.68394
>>68392
>Vince's face when he can't get Roman over, no matter how much he tries to shove down our throats
No.68395
>>68394
>Tfw you last big pet project before you die fails no matter how much you invest in it
No.68396
>>68395
YOU SHUT UP YOU womack
ROMAN IS THE FACE OF THIS COMPANY DAMMIT
YOU BETTER CHEER FOR HIM IN TODAY'S RAW
No.68397
>>68396
>Roman is such a draw that you need cena to work both sd and raw
I'm sorry vince.
No.68399
>>68397
DON'T QUESTION MY BOOKING YOU MANLET
No.68400
No.68403
No.68404
>>68402
Why does bo have four armpits?
No.68405
No.68406
>>68404
He's just real jacked baby
No.68407
No.68408
No.68409
No.68411
No.68412
>>68410
The chad wardens are on SD though.
No.68413
>>68410
DA FUQ U SAY NIGGA
No.68415
>>68391
>Big Cass has a big problem with Big Show
>Big Cass
>Big show
Nice names WWE
>>68391
>http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2017-07-17 Straight from the site.
I can't imagine what a non wrestling fan would think reading that sentence.
No.68416
No.68417
>yfw Kurt not DELETING his texts causes Matt to break
No.68418
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
 | Rolled 6, 8, 4, 1, 5, 6, 2, 2 + 8 = 42 (8d8) |
>>68392
How reliable is this source? Any womack or NERD can make assumptions about the absolute state of the wwe.
>video starts with ebegging for money
>the guy is jumpcutting every half a second and is SHOUTING BRITISHLY the entire time like he's trying to appeal to children
Fucking gay.
No.68419
>>68418
vid did say to take it with a grain of salt.
No.68420
| Rolled 7, 5, 2, 3, 6, 7, 3, 8 + 8 = 49 (8d8) |
>kicking the Miz back to MTV
kek
No.68421
| Rolled 4, 8, 4, 6, 5, 4, 8, 4 + 8 = 51 (8d8) |
>a shield reunion
>without roman
double kek
No.68422
Anyone have a stream that's not shit?
No.68423
>>68418
>>68420
>>68421
also what's with the dnd shit?
No.68424
>>68423
>being this new
>not knowing what lies beneath "Show post options & limits"
it's a board setting
Rollins is only just now doing a redemption arc for his betrayal of the shield?
No.68425
>>68422
USA network™ on tv. :^)
No.68426
>>68424
I know it's a board setting. I'm just wondering why the fuck you had it on?
No.68427
Bo Dallas face redemption and betrayal of Miz when?
No.68428
| Rolled 6, 4, 6, 6, 2 = 24 (5d6) |
>>68426
Why not?
No.68430
| Rolled 39, 35, 25, 41, 1, 39, 44, 24, 42, 19, 22, 32, 36, 4, 33, 20, 30, 22, 32, 55, 37, 25, 55, 30, 43, 23, 46, 38, 30, 4, 43, 14, 38, 13, 54, 38, 52, 42, 6, 38, 6, 27, 15, 41, 30, 48, 6, 4, 14, 37, 4, 51, 7, 4, 26 + 55 = 1639 (55d55) |
>>68428
it triggers me tbh
No.68431
>Miz pauses after naming Monday Night Raw as if expecting a pop from the crowd
>gets nothing
wew
No.68432
>tfw all this dice rolling reminded me of my mastodon wrestler character from a dnd game
I miss him.
No.68433
Anyone else think of karate kid when they see Bo with that head band?
No.68434
No.68435
>Alexa vs Bayley
We all know how this would end.
No.68436
>you have lived to see Bo Dallas turned into a heel and endlessly boo'd because of Miz
No.68437
>>68436
I still remember him being the only dude to get a pop during that Big Show battle royal before Mania or was it rumble?. He'll be over as fuck when he joins Bray.
No.68438
ALEXAFAGS BTFO
>needs Nia Fats at ringside to win
No.68439
>>68438
>Asspained Rubyfag detected
No.68441
>Next week:RAM in Washington DC
No.68443
>>68440
>being a fag for Steph 2017 not Steph 2003
No.68445
>Bayley looking to climb up to the….
>….
>second rope!
Come on Cole, you know the wymyn's wrestlers aren't going to do top rope shit.
No.68446
>Push Roman even though nobody likes him
>Push Bayley even though nobody likes her
Really makes you think.
No.68447
>>68446
You mean
>Push Sasha even though nobody likes her
No.68449
>>68447
I remember a time when everyone liked Sasha and wanted to see her become a big star.
Those were simpler times.
No.68453
First RAM I've watched in awhile has it always been this boring?
No.68454
>>68449
I remember too
>MUH STRONK BLACK WYMMINZ
>MUH INSPIRED BY EDDIE GUERRERO
>MUH DIVA REVOLUTION
Why are Sashafags such cucks?
No.68456
>>68453
Why are you asking questions you already know the answer to?
No.68457
>>68452
>emoji movie
Just when I thought nothing could be worse than Sausage Party
No.68458
>>68455
Sorry Vince but you need better draws.
No.68459
>>68457
There will always be some stupid motherfucker who will make things even worse.
No.68460
<the real is going to be that Corey "the fag" Graves and Kurt Angle are lovers
No.68461
I love WWE's blatant womacketing by putting movie posters in the background for everyone to see.
No.68462
>>68460
REVEAL
FUCKING KEYBOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.68463
>>68461
>womacketing
does womacketing filter to something or do I really just fuck that up that badly?
No.68464
>>68462
I still read it as "real reveal"
No.68465
>>68460
<the real is going to be that Corey "the fag" Graves and Kurt Angle are lovers
No.68466
>>68463
wtf filters to womacketing?
No.68467
No.68469
>tfw legit love Titus now somehow
No.68471
>it's a loserweight match
>no elf
>just characters nobody cares about
No.68472
>>68471
mustafa ali is aight
No.68474
>it's a fucking loserweight tag team match
>in a 3 hour program
>lasts 3 minutes
What even is the point? Total waste of time, even the women match lasted longer.
>>68470
>>68463
>>68466
>>68467
>try to have fun
>shit coding of site ruins everything
/sudo/ thread open.
No.68475
>WWE battleground
>has some gay theme music that literally has a rainbow on the cover
Why?
No.68477
TESTING
womack
womacket
womacketing
No.68478
>>68475
They don't understand that buttrock will always be the best for PPV themes
No.68479
>>68477
Hotwheels deserves a chokeslam off the top of the cage and onto the announcer table to be honest.
>fun ruined by bad coding
No.68480
>enzo looking like that old ass scumbag steve normalfag meme
No.68481
When's Cass going to come out, kick this guys ass, and make something actually interesting happen?
No.68482
>Cass has a new theme now
>it's actually good
>NERDs are booing him
No.68483
I'm calling it now. These two never got anywhere together and they're not gonna get anywhere solo.
No.68484
>Enzo runs away like a pussy
>the Big Slow fights his battles for him
>Enzo's somehow the face here
No.68486
No.68487
YOU WANNA WATCH ROMAN VS BIG CASS MAIN EVENTING WM ON 2019 RIGHT?
No.68488
>the kid Enzo kidnapped ran away
No.68489
>>68487
Make sure it's hell in a cell where the real stars of the match are the McMahon family.
No.68490
>>68488
What if the kid was Enzo all along?
No.68491
>A young, 26-year-old stud
G…Guys, is Booker T on the verge of coming out?
No.68492
>Big Cass is actually getting a push
YES
No.68494
>>68484
The resemblance is crazy. I didn't even realize Benoit had another son.
Any chance in hell he ever gets a shot in the WWE?
No.68495
>>68494
He has a daughter too.
pic unrelated
No.68497
>Roman still being pushed as a face
Vince please.
No.68499
>Kurt BTFOing any idea of bringing in a third against the Miztourage and recreating the Shield
REEEEEEEeeeeee etc.
>guitarman is getting booed
No.68500
>Samson starts as a joke and a jobber
>suddenly is beating the shit out of indie champion Finn Balor
No.68501
>finn making japanese sounds when he strikes
No.68502
>>68500
is new japan a indie?
No.68503
>guitar smash
ATTITUDE ERA RETURNS
SAMSON IS THE NEW JEFF JERRETT
No.68504
>>68503
So what you're saying is he won't be drawing a dime?
No.68505
>immediately cut to Bray out of nowhere in the middle of a sentence
ELIAS WYATT
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No.68513
>Bayley vs Sasha
Well that's going to be nothing.
No.68514
>>68513
>not being excited for a horse-off
No.68515
>a reminder that the Hardys were forced to lose to jobbers that can't win a single match
No.68516
>>68513
>Bayley vs Sasha
I hope Sasha turns heel.
No.68517
>another fucking cruiserweight match
Since when did they do two of these a night?
No.68518
No.68519
So is the entire purpose of the "Titus O'neal brand" to turn wrestlers they can't find anything else to do with but are still stuck in contract into eternal jobbers?
No.68520
>>68515
M-maybe it's the story l-line to t-turn them b-broken.
Nah, I'm just kidding, we're fucked.
No.68521
>Tozawa goes full sanpaku eyes
No.68523
kurt finally gonna reveal hes a nigger
No.68525
>tozawa putting random HAs into his speech
also check pic related's twitter
No.68526
>>68523
No
He fucks niggers
No.68527
>>68525
>he's a vegetarian
TOP KEK WHAT A FAG
No.68529
>>68526
>jason jordan born in 1988 when kurt was 20 and probably having bestiality sex all the time
Oh shit
No.68530
>>68527
Yeah but I was talking about this
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No.68532
Kurt's slurring words. Has he been hitting the sauce before this announcement.
No.68533
No.68534
SHELTON BENJAMIN INCOMING MUTHAFUCKASSSS
No.68535
>Kurt trying to be honest
>Crowd chants WHAT
Why is the audience this retarded?
No.68536
RACEMIXING PIECE OF SHIT
FUCK YOU
No.68537
>>68529
HOLY FUCK I WAS RIGHT
No.68538
No.68539
>>68535
Depends where are they tonight?
No.68540
what a beautiful family moment
No.68541
>Kurt Angle son is black
Kurt Angle must love black girls do they?
No.68542
>>68539
Tennessee I think?
No.68543
>>68535
Well… they're wwe fans…
No.68544
No.68545
>>68542
Ok that makes sense.
No.68546
No.68547
This is fake, right? There's nothing about this online or anything.
This has to be a work this has to be a work this has to be a work
No.68548
>>68541
Yeah, he even stalked that black girl from tna.
No.68549
>>68547
It's a work you dumbass.
No.68550
>>68547
hes actually a clone that failed after a black janitor's hair got in the sample
No.68551
>>68547
It's a shoot brother hh
No.68552
>Kurt Angle is an Oil Driller
Nothing surprising.
No.68554
>racemixer
>pulls half of a tagteam to RAM because he fucked a nigger in college
>>68549
>no proof
No.68556
>Matt comes out doing the DELETE motion
BROKEN HARDYS SOON
No.68557
>>68556
Not for long right?
No.68559
>>68553
LAWD HAMMERCY JEEBUS
No.68560
>people are unironically watching this right now
No.68561
>they used the harmonica theme
No.68563
>the revival is 100% jobbing and not even trying
>Enzo Amore-tier botching
No.68564
>best match of the night and only good one
>cut it in half for a commercial
WWE your editing is obsolete.
No.68566
>>68565
Hatefuck is a thing.
No.68569
>>68565
Then why does he sleep with black girls then?
No.68570
>>68564
And who's fault is that Vince?
Answer its you
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No.68573
>>68569
>why
You sir, have obviously never known the sublime joy of black pussy.
No.68574
tfw the hardys will never go broken and will just fizzle out like the dudleyz did on wwe
No.68575
File: cf3c6e562a1fa8d⋯.mp4 (Spoiler Image, 9.73 MB, 852x480, 71:40, How Kurt Angle had Jason J….mp4)
No.68576
>cheated by Brad Maddox-tier ref
100% BROKEN
No.68577
Half an hour left in the program, including commercials, for the main event, and they're doing a special on the retard olympics.
No.68578
I just want to watch Nia Jax going down on Alexa Bliss
No.68579
>>68575
Had me goin' for a second there, I thought for sure I was looking at some trap shit.
No.68580
I am loving Titus O'neil as a manager
No.68581
>24 minutes left in program
>main event left
>cut to Titus Oneal backstage segment
No.68582
>>68581
Its to Make Roman look Stronk
No.68583
>LOUD BOOING
>Dunn fucked up and isn't muting the boos
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No.68586
>>68583
HE'S A HEEL DAMMIT
No.68587
>>68583
How many subs did you lose again?
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No.68589
>>68583
>>68586
You both should git gud on getting better Faces.
No.68590
>>68588
>>Kurt Angle is an Oil Driller
>
>Who's a slut?
No.68591
So how many viewers will 205 Live lose since there is no Talking Smack after it?
No.68593
No.68594
>the main fucking event
>cut to commercial 30 seconds and two moves in
No.68595
>>68592
>So how many viewers will 205 Live lose since there is no Talking Smack after it?
<Well 0 - 0 still equals 0
No.68596
>>68591
Even less… y'now… it's obvious!
No.68597
>>68583
>dat look on Paul E's face
>the moment you realize all the stories are true and Vince is really fucking crazy.
No.68598
>>68597
WRONG HE'S A VISIONARY
No.68599
>>68596
Lookin real jacked baby
No.68600
>>68592
You should lose that title already you stupid elf.
You're holding the Cruiserweight division back.
Unless you want more elves to be raped.
No.68602
Why is Corey Graves even at the announcer table? Michael Cole covers the fast action excitement commentary and Booker T covers the slower, more methodical/technical commentary. That's both bases fully covered, why is this third leg there?
No.68603
>>68602
because the company feels bad of concussing this man within a concussion of perm. brain damage?
No.68604
>>68602
To make fun of Cole when he says something dumb
No.68605
>The guy's got a battery, he can go all night long.
More out of context gay community fuckery from Booker T.
No.68606
>>68602
Actually Graves does more of the slower methodical shit.
No.68608
>>68602
graves is a better commentator than either really, cole sounds like nothing but a corporate mouthpiece as of late
3 man commentary is always shit, it doesnt even work with regular sports
No.68609
>Talk about suckin' it up
He just won't stop.
No.68610
>>68603
Sounds like an excuse.
>>68608
Michael Cole did nothing wrong.
No.68611
>>68610
>Michael Cole did nothing wrong.
He thinks we should have open borders.
No.68612
>>68610
>second coming of vinnie mac on commentary
>did nothing wrong
No.68614
>>68610
if you dont hear the empty corporate tone in cole's voice i dont know what to tell you
as raw rolls on…
No.68615
>>68611
Proof?
>>68612
>implying that's a bad thing
>>68614
>the guy doesn't sound like a youtube NERD making 3 minute sourceless news updates so he's corporate and boring
No.68617
>>68615
That entire feud with Dutch Mantel and Jack Swagger.
No.68618
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d3) |
>>68617
Going to need actual links and examples.
No.68619
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>68615
hes pretty much vince's mouthpiece. He gets moves and names wrong constantly because hes trying to juggle corporate jargon. I have no idea how you could think hes good right now, his screaming has no energy behind it
No.68620
| Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3 (3d3) |
THAT WAS A THREE YOU FUCK
No.68621
>>68618
> 3 (3d3)
>triple 3s
>triple h youtube
No.68622
No.68623
| Rolled 2, 2, 3 = 7 (3d3) |
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
No.68625
>>68624
POOR LITTLE SAMOAN BOY
No.68626
>>68624
I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU
No.68627
What did he say to him, anons?
No.68629
what the fuck is the ref doing during all this
No.68631
No.68632
>>68622
>first part of the conversation is missing
No.68633
No.68634
BRAUN STROWMAN VS BROCK LESNAR FOR SUMMERSLAM 2017
No.68635
>>68627
"feed me child porn"
No.68636
>Braun more of a face than Ramen
>Dunn edits cheers to boos
Nice try Dunn.
No.68637
No.68639
>>68638
What the fuck happened to Emma? She still hurt?
No.68640
>>68639
>women wrestling
Don't know, don't care.
He's retweeting anti-Trump shit with intention to joke about some irrelevant loser
No.68643
>>68603
>concussed and feared for possible Benoit-ing
>never even left NXT
kek
No.68660
>>68658
Emma is only employed so she can eat the pins in dark matches. Sad!
No.68662
>>68658
instead of whining about not getting opportunities, she should be grabbing the brass ring
No.68663
>>68662
She should go to the land of we need to use every woman all the time no matter how useless she is.
No.68664
>>68663
the federal government?
No.68674
>>68505
Wyatt sucks, I'd rather see Bray Samson
No.68683
>>68646
>family goy
>"serendipitous" seth macfarlane who just happened to get off the plane before 9/11
>>68660
What the fuck is this shit trend of making modernized versions of the kind of gospel songs they would have made in the earliest of the early 1900s for prisoners and railyard workers that only got popular because a shit movie "o brother where art thou" was made? It never sounds good. Complete garbage. Shit. Pure shit.
>>68668
What's the source of Cody "run away because Vince won't give me top billing" Rhodes' beef with the Revival? Did they beat him in a match once?
No.68839
>>68608
Agree 100%. Booker T is an entertaining dumb old nigger with enough money to not give a shit what people think anymore. Graves is a solid commentator who is quick on his feet and can handle going off the script if neccessary. It should be Graves and Booker T. Cole is a corporate stooge who voted for $hillary Cunton and deserves to be raped to death by a pack of feral Somalians.
No.68844
>>68683
>What's the source of Cody "run away because Vince won't give me top billing" Rhodes' beef with the Revival? Did they beat him in a match once?
nothing. it's just a joke.
No.69000
>>68839
>Cole is a corporate stooge who voted for $hillary Cunton
That's a heavy accusation, gonna need a source on that.