No.66758
Seriously don't watch this, go have fun with your family and friends like everyone else, but just in case you don't have those here is what's happening.
>The New Day and The Usos square off in a Rap Battle tonight on SmackDown LIVE feat. WALE
>Independence Day Battle Royal on SmackDown LIVE to determine United States Champion Kevin Owens’ WWE Battleground opponent
>John Cena returns to SmackDown LIVE tonight
>Naomi to defend SmackDown Women’s Title against Lana tonight
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http://wywtv.com/index.php?/page/Weekly.html
http://firstrows.biz/boxing
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/usa-network-live-stream
http://www.vipbox.biz
http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-states/wwe-network-live-stream
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>The New Day and The Usos square off in a Rap Battle tonight
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>Naomi to defend SmackDown Women’s Title against Lana tonight
You cant be serious.
>Jhon returns
>Rap battle
>Jhon census isn't in the rap battle
No.66765
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Surely the Dr Of Thuganomics will make an appearance at the rap battle, right? Such a missed opportunity if not.
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>>66766
THE MUSLIM COMMUNITY?
No.66768
Big E gettin ready for the big showdown son straight up son
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>>66766
Naturally.
>>66765
Unlikely, but would be great. Maybe, given that the competitors haven't been announced yet, he'll enter and win the Independence Day Battle Royal and then, if we're lucky, lose clean to Kevin Owens again at Battleground.
>>66762
And be sure to tune in to SmackDown LIVE next week when Lana challenges Naomi for the Women's title!
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 | Rolled 2 (1d2) |
if 2 lana goes over
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>>66768
Big E is ready alright.
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>>66766
Anon why would you lie to us like that?
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>>66772
Ruru is such a lucky man.
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>>66775
Too bad he sadly passed away a few months ago.
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>>66776
He's not dead.
He's just chillin.
Mostly because he's still having heat with the creative writers
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>>66758
>Naomi to defend women's title against Lana
Speaking of which Naomi had a 4th of July themed photo shoot today.
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>>66780
I wanna lick her abs.
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>>66758
>The New Day and The Usos square off in a Rap Battle tonight on SmackDown LIVE feat. WALE
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>>66782
>feat. WALE
Shit I didn't notice that. Does this mean some random dindu is participating and Bo Ryda won't even be there to serve him?
No.66784
FUCK JOHN CENA, CENA SUCKS
No.66785
>Cena's entire speech is muh multicult muh mixing muh gay community muh divershitty
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>>66784
>hating big match Jhon
No.66787
they did this story already
No.66788
YFW THIS GETS WORSE RATINGS THAN LAST YEAR'S JULY 4TH RAW
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No.66790
Oh god not this feud again
No.66791
>people actually stayed to watch
No.66792
>rusev comes back
>is immediately 150% heel
Garbage.
No.66793
It's a sad state of affairs when smackdowny writing makes you want to root for thuper thena over the other guy.
No.66794
Reminder that last time Rusev was in a flag match he won by knockout.
No.66795
…why would JBL like Cena?
No.66796
>>66795
Because EVERYONE must like him.
No.66797
>there are people who are going to miss AJ winning the battle royale
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>>66797
Clean win over Gable and the battle royal win in the same night.
It's gonna be great.
IF THEY DON'T FUCK THIS UP
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>>66798
>>66797
>implying Chad Gable won't win and become the new champion
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No.66801
>independence day
>make the guy who literally has "America" in his team name job
No.66802
>gay-ble gets squashed by the gay killer
No.66804
>Kevin Owens promo ad
>reveals the elf wears glasses and dresses like a fruit
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>>66802
>squashed
Because a competitive match that ends with AJ visually showing him respect is a squash.
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>>66804
There was this episode of Swerved where someone joked around with him and jokingly smacked his arm and Neville legit whined that it was assault.
The dude's a tard, IRL.
No.66807
>>66806
A MERE HUMAN SHOULD NEVER TOUCH AN ELF
No.66808
Carmella walks out to silence every time and is somehow getting a push.
No.66809
>>66807
Hey Neville.
Guess what i did to an elf?
No.66811
>>66807
Literally slaves to make children's toys. You're not touched because Santa doesn't let you out.
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>>66808
>Kevin Dunn mutes the cheers
>LOL SILENCE
She's being pushed as a total heel despite everything she said when Daniel "the cuck" Bryan tried to take away the contract she won.
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>>66812
Even before the SJW outcry there was no reaction. Has she been full heel her whole career?
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>>66811
>>66809
I WILL END YOU
No.66815
>has MITB contract
>threatened to have it removed for no reason if someone else does something Daniel Bryan doesn't like
When is the "Shane McMahon fires Bryan for being a loser" storyline going to start?
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>>66815
Having the briefcase is less of a big deal if management can strip you of it whenever.
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>>66815
Next year because clearly this year is for RAW to be good.
No.66819
Are either of them working hurt or something?
No.66820
Ok, that was bullshit. This is clearly a slap in the face to everybody that likes Lana.
No.66821
I took a piss, what happened with Lana and Tamina?
No.66822
>>66821
It's implied that they're starting a storyline where Tamina becomes her mentor.
No.66823
And a rap battle, a fucking rap battle. Because that's what you think of when you think AMERICA and INDEPENDENCE DAY. Niggers chimping out in rhyme. Not the national anthem, not any patriotic display. Niggers rhyming. Niggers beating white women in 3 second matches.
>>66821
Jobbed out in 3 seconds.
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>>66822
I'm guessing Naomi won quickly?
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No.66826
>Its time for the Rap Battle
How much cringe will it have?
No.66827
>they won't mention Paige
No.66829
| Rolled 2, 4, 2, 1, 5, 6, 9, 6, 7 + 9 = 51 (9d9) |
The data says this much.
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No.66831
| Rolled 5, 1, 4, 1, 8, 9, 3, 6, 5 + 9 = 51 (9d9) |
There's only one rapper we need here.
No.66834
fuck i missed ruru return ;_;
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No.66836
| Rolled 9, 6, 8, 4, 6, 2, 5, 1, 5 + 9 = 55 (9d9) |
>>66834
Here's a recap:
>wwhy jhon get commercial not rusev
>hay emeriga you suock t. bulgearea
>n-no i no fight you today jhon bbut at BATTLEGROUND™
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>>66831
>>66833
What the fuck? That's not what i wanted
No.66838
| Rolled 1, 7, 6, 6, 8, 4, 6, 4, 9 + 9 = 60 (9d9) |
>Aiden English
>he's going to half-sing something then get interrupted and cry
Why is he even hired?
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>>66836
so basically a cena stepping stone again
>>66838
he maestro of mayhem
the Picasso of paiiiiiin
No.66841
Will the Maharaja help Aiden?
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>>66841
By pooing on the floor, maybe.
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No.66845
BEAT RESPECT INTO THOSE WHO DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
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>>66844
>>66846
>>66847
BEHEAD THOSE WHO DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA
No.66851
<crossdressing and falsettoing
No.66852
Maria here to save us from the gay community
No.66853
>they lost the video feed
No.66855
Gay cops was acting really gay right there
No.66856
Breezango is 100% straight
No.66857
>>66851
<Knowing what falsettoing means
No.66859
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>Sami Zayne is autistic and just Huey Lewis and the Newsposted live
/ourguy/?
No.66860
>>66859
Has he gotten dubs in the Rumble yet?
No.66861
>Sami
>talking about the power of "love"
Nice try
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No.66863
>fatty owens wants to shill his DVD
No.66865
>the ring is full of jobbers that get zero TV time
>Dolph is the first one to get eliminated instead
No.66866
>>66865
I'M HERE TO JOB THE WORLD
No.66867
>>66865
He's the designated jobber
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>>66865
Reminder Ziggler has lost clean to Heath Slater.
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>>66865
Better luck next time Dolph
No.66873
When will we see Mojo betraying Ryder version of this?
No.66874
>>66872
He belongs in the Bullet Club.
No.66875
Good match and the right man won. Not a bad SmackDown overall, just a lot of filler.
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>>66875
>one good match with a new betrayal
>everything else was garbage
>"not a bad smackdown"
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>>66874
Adolph would be a good addition to the BC
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>>66871
>fatty owens is a hypocrite
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>>66874
vid related if 8ch wants to fucking post it
No.66881
So who else is enjoying 205 Live? It's a wonderful show.
No.66882
>>66880
Ziggler Heel Stable confirmed
No.66883
>>66879
You can't trust a Leaf anon.
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No.66888
>>66887
A WEINER EATING CONTEST?!
No.66889
>Rusev is finally back
>It's just to be Jhons anti american punching back
WEW smackdown.
No.66890
>>66889
Rusev is way overrated
No.66892
>>66838
>Why is he even hired?
Maybe because he is a Guerrero. He is Eddie's son in law
No.66894
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>Daniel Bryan abuses his power because he doesn't like somebody
Wtf what a dick, worse than the authority.
No.66896
>>66894
That's always been his GM character, a gm that screws the heels instaed of the faces.
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>>66894
I know you want to see more memesworth.
You want to see more of the unfunny chin jokes.
No.66898
>>66881
205 has its own thread >>65979
>>66892
>son (in law) of a legend
>has had a total of one match where he was allowed to do anything but sing and stomp out angrily
No.66901
>>66897
>t. totally not Daniel Bryan
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>>66898
205 doesn't deserve it's own thread. No one gives a fuck about it.
No.66903
THE DRAAAAAAAMA KIIIIIIIIIIING
No.66904
Anyone else think that Carmella would be exponentially better if they got rid of that fucking hack moron Memesworth? Seriously she seems like she has a lot of potential to be either a great face or a heel provided they let her talk more and ditch that fucking wigger manlet faggot.
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>>66904
>Getting rid of the only thing that made her get a reaction in the first place
No.67036
>>67029
he really does look like jesus
No.67045
>>67029
>Build to title match at PPV
>End in count out
>Build to title match at PPV
>Do the title change at an house show
Wew WWE, just wew.
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>>67045
ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, MAGGLE!