059dcf No.16618327
Did I get memed on? What is this fucking game supposed to be. You start out in some FPS perspective with a number of obscure controls revealed only by checking the control scheme through the options. Fuck around for a bit and you'll find a busted ass car outside, and a garage full of parts. Some of these parts will go into the car through a lengthy process of trial and error, while others will refuse to do as they should and even damage other parts.
Through all this, survival elements have you getting hungrier, thirstier, and more tired and dirty yet you have no way to manage those needs until you have spent 5+ hours throwing parts at a car until it moves.
This game is the definition of meme game, only known for its trolling potential when you recommend it to others.
5eae51 No.16618352
It's an autistic game but fun and relaxing. The car isn't that hard to build once you play with it for a bit and before that you can use the food and water in the house.
There's plenty in the kitchen, you can drink from the tap, and clean off in the sauna. Also you can burn down your house, set off fireworks, and do a lot of weird shit. Including playing a pig man in a gambling game where you can win a car and a house.
You're just bad at it.
4136ae No.16618374
When you get memed on, meme back, friend.
565036 No.16618449
>>16618327
Its simulating the experience of the dev's homeland. His entire life knowledge of this lifestyle distilled into a video game.
ca938b No.16618451
>until you have spent 5+ hours throwing parts at a car until it moves.
You realize you have a working van that you can use to drive around, right?
45934b No.16618460
>>16618451
Recent update added that you do not have full access to the truck or van at the beginning, I do not know limitations of this however.
407871 No.16618474
I spent a summer in Finland. It was pretty much that game.
a469d6 No.16618525
<i had to look at the controls
I'm afraid life itself memed on you, OP.
780cae No.16618604
Will I be able to fix up my own car after playing this?
059dcf No.16618612
>>16618525
If you put the engine block together from scratch without looking at the controls…fuck you
b9b0c7 No.16618672
bergele :DD
haha bergele :DDD
Of course you got memed on, not checking the control scheme is pretty stupid. Also trial and error trying to fix up a car in a game like this is fucktarded.
059dcf No.16618686
>>16618672
>don't use trial and error
Are you suggesting people look up a guide, like some kind of homosexual?
7cb866 No.16618726
>>16618686
If you had an engine block to assemble would you use the internet? Or would you get fucked up on cheap Finnish beer, pass out in the sauna, and piss yourself?
b88b25 No.16618752
>>16618726
I would probably pass in the sauna, yeah…
407871 No.16618772
>>16618604
serious answer, if you find the actual repair manual for your car then you're golden provided you aren't completely retarded. I'd honestly start with the disassembly of a lawn mower engine and reassembly
9ac12c No.16620566
defef0 No.16620581
>>16620551
I want to play this game so much
849119 No.16620588
>>16618352
>chink newspaper
is this machine supposed to make meat more tender or something?
0cfe0b No.16620590
>>16620588
That's gook runes you ignorant nigger.
849119 No.16620632
>>16620590
that changes nothing though
0cfe0b No.16620638
>>16620632
No shortcuts with racism.
207aa9 No.16620650
>>16618374
Go away already, cuckchan
9e4391 No.16620818
>>16618327
Game is just an accurate simulator of a typical life in the 90's for a Middle Aged Drunk in Northern Finland during the Summer.
It's 101% how everybody experienced life in Sparsely Populated Scandinavian Villages in this time period.
c7bb4f No.16620833
It is just s shit meme game, never buy anything that /v/ says is fun,comfy or any other buzzwords to shill shit games
64059e No.16620876
>>16618726
>cheap Finnish beer
There's no such thing as cheap Finnish beer you faggots, there is only low-quality Finnish beer.
21d745 No.16620915
>>16618327
I played when you had the blue van quickly available at your disposal and fleetary (spare and repair) shop was kinda affordable.
Now that the game is finished the dev kinda of shitted on it by removing the blue van and forcing you to grind even more before being able to work seriously (with wood or sewage work).
I'm glad I had fun with it before it got ruined. Doing the rally without dying was dope.
Also is one of those game were YOU HAVE TO READ THE WIKI.
defef0 No.16621600
>>16620915
I didn't hear about those changes, that's a bummer. I watched a ton of videos on it last year, it really straddled the line between fun and grinding/trolling, sad to hear it swung further to the latter.
059dcf No.16622652
So what's a rough starter's guide? Not a step by step, just a general direction to go in. Fix the car? Wander around and find other shit to do? Get wasted on the case of beer?
860c06 No.16622693
717bff No.16622790
There's only one finnish guy I know, and he's gay and into traps as well as bara.
673a07 No.16622895
I just bought the game. How bad did I fuck up?
3ff1f5 No.16622897
>>16620588
>>16622693
That's Korean writing. You can tell because Korean text is full of bubbles, since that's all they are good for. Chinese text looks like a bunch of little houses because they ain't got any space for people and it makes them feel better. Japanese text looks like a bunch of smug smiley faces because they raped the shit out of China.
0033a4 No.16622914
>>16622897
Korean has a superior writing system to the character-based Japanese and Chinese. The language itself, its' grammar and phonetics is worse than nip but better than chink, though.
b2def1 No.16623113
>>16622897
>they raped the shit out of China.
Citation needed.
860c06 No.16623129
>>16622897
www.usatoday.com/in-depth/news/2019/02/25/south-koreans-eat-more-than-2-million-dogs-every-year-but-thats-changing/2930025002/
Fuck off, chink.
a50534 No.16623150
>>16622897
>Japanese text looks like a bunch of smug smiley faces because they raped the shit out of China.
8ae2f3 No.16623169
Honestly, if you want to know more about how cars work you're almost better off playing BeamNG.drive and using the customization menu
8ae2f3 No.16623174
>>16618772
>spoiler
The ability to rebuild a 2-stroke carburated engine barely translates to your 4-banger fuel injected shitbox anon
db7fc0 No.16623210
>>16618327
>a number of obscure controls revealed only by checking the control scheme through the options
little zoom zoom doesn't remember the days when every game was like this (and if the game had no controls menu and you lost the manual you were truly fucked)
>trying to fix the car purely by trial and error with 0 knowledge about how cars work
o shit nigga what are you doing
even if you do manage to get it together somehow you still need to tune the valvetrain, align the steering, do the wiring etc
if you do that with blind luck you will almost certainly destroy your car and have to spend a long ass time grinding the shitty ingame jobs so you can buy replacement parts
>>16618604
depends if your car is a shitbucket late 1970s model hatchback or not