Holy FUCK I love being American.
I can say what the fuck I want, when the fuck I want, and zogbots don't come kicking in my door to arrest me for hurt feelings like in Britcuckistan.
I can actually protect myself with a fucking gun from intruders and violent criminals instead of waiting on police to arrive and arrest me for being so rude as to harass the poor poc criminal trying to kill me.
Even if we have problems with niggers and spics, at least we aren't turning into a literal caliphate.
I can walk down the street and buy a burger any time I want for real fucking cheap so I don't have to worry about starving (lmaoing at pathetic socialist countries, capitalism kicks ass).
I'm allowed to watch TV, porn, play any video games, and eat what I want without the government forcing me to pay some sort of bullshit license.
In short, GOD and JESUS bless the USA.