47bc7a No.16324826
Let's play a little game, /v/.
Spoil a game using the most vague and undescriptive words you can think of. Have other anons guess what game you're talking about.
Poetry and the use of abstract visualization is also acceptable, if not preferred. Don't make it too easy but at the same time don't make it too hard. Try to specify it if you can since most plots are a diamond dozen.
I'll start:
>A faceless fat bald bastard cucks you so you kill his ass and you soon after add a cute cinnamon roll to your party, and everything goes downhill as you add even more people to your party but they keep finding new ways to get themselves killed and you don't really care too much until your cinnamon roll is in danger but you only end up getting yourself killed ( by that same cinnamon roll )
0cd0fc No.16324833
Son. Bad
Commonwealth boom
1277e5 No.16324842
guy holds a grudge against his bro forever so he decides he has to nuke everyone and then dies like a bitch
1277e5 No.16324874
retard gets bamboozled by machines into killing the good guy at the end
cd47fd No.16324882
>you're dad is dead
>psyche
>oh wait nevermind
1277e5 No.16324886
autistic guy kills and eats his way through boomers and local fauna, steals a small fortune, gets tricked by antmen
28aefd No.16324887
You save a post-apocalyptic world from an ancient machine oppressing the last remnants of civilization and at the same time manage to keep your dignity.
1277e5 No.16324890
>>16324882
I think I know this one but I won't say it
503481 No.16324896
The war you're fighting is a lie to stave off depression.
1277e5 No.16324898
>pay this 1 trillion debt goy
>but im 10
cd47fd No.16324902
>>16324890
It probably applies to dozens if not hundreds of games really but I'm confident my pick did it first.
dbbe50 No.16324903
>>16324898
that one loli capitalism sim
cd47fd No.16324905
>>16324903
Or Animal Crossing.
ad7e2d No.16324906
You were being played by a cute robot the entire time.
1277e5 No.16324910
>>16324902
>I'm confident my pick did it first
I'm not so sure then
>>16324906
system shock?
>>16324903
correct
ad7e2d No.16324916
bab262 No.16324922
you have to kill the protagonist of the story but it turns out its a lie to try and get you killed by the protagonist but it turns out everything fucked up so in the end you and the protagonist defeat the real bad guy, or not, but actually yes
bab262 No.16324931
also heres another one:
you are a fatherless travestite, you have a panic attack and you kill yourself
3c3f79 No.16324932
Someone tries to reunite his fatherland and drive out all foreigners, gets shat on by all of the other protagonists and antagonists aside from a small handful of followers inside of a magical prison before finally being killed by his (former) best friend.
this might be too easy
a606de No.16324945
3c3f79 No.16324947
>>16324945
Plenty of fictional games and settings have a round/spherical world. It requires alot of suspension of disbelief, though.
22884a No.16324956
#1 dad who does nothing wrong.
bab262 No.16324957
>>16324947
well thats supposed to be a spoiler
c97be3 No.16324958
>>16324826
you are the niggerborn and you must kill niggers, steal their souls, read their sacred bathroom stall texts which will teach you the way of the chip, then use their incredible power to chimp out against all your foes. made by rodd "the meme master" "white power" blowjard
ce7fd4 No.16324976
You stop an evil scientist using an army of rats and mice to mine out the moon that is made of cheese and cornering the economy, through the pure power of Amphibian Superiority, jet packs and Fruits shoved into guns.
>>16324896
That one FF Tactics game.
98247e No.16324979
You and the three other fuck ups you were force to work with steal all the big bad's shit and N E A R L Y kill him. Leaving your nation's army to deal with a conflict you never gave a shit about anyway.
>>16324956
Lisa The Painful
ce7fd4 No.16324982
>>16324979
Sounds like the story mode to Battlefield Bad Company to me.
98247e No.16324984
bab262 No.16324987
>>16324976
is this battletoads?
cf42c2 No.16324989
nothing in the game actually happened. it was a part of some kid's imagination and he was in a coma from a car crash.
a606de No.16324990
1277e5 No.16324991
>>16324989
easy, cry of fear
ce7fd4 No.16324994
>>16324987
Nope, i'll give a hint though its a Genesis game.
be301e No.16324996
be301e No.16324997
girl shoot dark alien to save light alien
cf42c2 No.16324999
f2d393 No.16325001
cd47fd No.16325002
>>16324997
Metroid Prime 2.
e6569e No.16325005
Humanitarian gets gay with an alien to create a nigger who kills his dad.
be301e No.16325006
>>16325002
that was easy I guess
man must reach center of dangerous area
1277e5 No.16325007
your evil brother is evil and wants to destroy earth but you break all his toys so he escapes to the moon but you explode it, give him a good spank and bring him back safely
bab262 No.16325008
a069f5 No.16325009
a606de No.16325010
cf42c2 No.16325012
in one game you get abducted by aliens and in the next game you fight the devil.
ce7fd4 No.16325013
>>16325001
Correct, really thought I was the only one who played that.
bab262 No.16325018
cf42c2 No.16325020
bab262 No.16325022
>>16325017
nigger thats so fucking vague
F.O.L.L.O.W.E.R. fits that description perfectly
come up with something better
be301e No.16325041
>>16325022
i mean the game is an acronym
bab262 No.16325044
>>16325041
are you playing me for a fool now?
a069f5 No.16325046
You are what you thought you were fighting against. But you're still doing the right thing, at least as much as you possibly can given the situation.
Easy mode if you've beaten the game: the viruses are antiviruses
be301e No.16325050
>>16325044
ok how about this
slav must reach center of dangerous area
bab262 No.16325056
>>16325050
im not gonna say it because you decided to be semantic pedantic
39d97f No.16325060
f2d393 No.16325063
be301e No.16325067
>>16325056
SAY MY NAME MARKED ONE
39d97f No.16325068
>>16324922
This one is Max payne two I think.
f2d393 No.16325071
bab262 No.16325074
>>16325068
>>16325071
nope
Its much closer than you think.
2b7c21 No.16325075
be301e No.16325078
ee9ef5 No.16325080
>>16324958
Is it Skyrimjob?
39d97f No.16325083
The angriest man who ever lived makes a series of increasingly bad decisions, and ruins everything for everyone.
bab262 No.16325085
cd47fd No.16325087
>>16325083
I'm going to guess Drakenguard.
39d97f No.16325090
>>16325085
Nope, he just really hated the world, and all the worms feasting on it's carcass.
e52da2 No.16325098
be301e No.16325104
bab262 No.16325109
>>16325090
His name wasn't important, what was important is what he did.
His whole life was cold bitter hatred and he always wanted to die violently.
f2d393 No.16325114
Here's a couple:
>You're filming a movie with the villian of the previous two games, villian escapes and makes a tower to destroy the world, villian is captured, villian escapes to watch the movie with you at the end
>God splits into two seperate beings (Evil half and Good half), Good half becomes your teacher, evil half brainwashes best friends, travel world to collect/molest girls, defeat evil half in ruins of futuristic city
>Unit commander sleeps with his sister to become the evil threatening to destroy the world, so that you can defeat it. And, after doing so, you kill Satan who's been inhabiting the central protagonist's body for the entire game.
58454b No.16325115
>>16325046
The second game's release date was just announced if I'm right.
3cc564 No.16325116
A toy racecar champion and a local club owner beat the shit out of everybody within a 5 block radius to save some girl from forcibly liquidating her dead grandparent's assets.
f2d393 No.16325121
>>16325116
One of the Yakuza games
39d97f No.16325124
1. Some stupidly evil corporation gets it's kicks by bullying all the miners. I'll accept two answers for this one.
2. You have no idea who you are, how you got there, and why you're practically naked.
3. Through a series of unusual events you get to live out the super hero lifestyle you idealized since you were a kid.
>>16325098
That's not it, but I am close to giving it to you anyways.
3cc564 No.16325125
>>16325121
0, to be precise. Guess I shouldn't have mentioned Pocket Circuit racing.
03d07c No.16325127
>holy shit, everything's upside down
>>16325007
Killer is Dead?
d093b9 No.16325129
Your girlfriend died years ago, and it's your fault that reality is falling apart right now because you didn't protect her.
3cc564 No.16325133
1277e5 No.16325138
f2d393 No.16325139
39d97f No.16325143
>>16325124
Fuck I am not doing this right these are supposed to be spoilers.
bab262 No.16325144
>>16325127
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
d093b9 No.16325145
>>16325139
>>16325133
And with these two answers that aren't what I was going for, I have to wonder how many times it was actually used as a plot device.
3b78f8 No.16325146
A man goes to town to find someone that was essentially with him the entire time.
>>16325007
…No More Heroes 2?
03d07c No.16325147
f2d393 No.16325148
f2d393 No.16325151
bab262 No.16325152
>tfw can get anything right
1277e5 No.16325155
>>16325146
wrong, it's a much older game
d093b9 No.16325158
>>16325127
Symphony of the Night.
bab262 No.16325162
it was the pirate all along
39d97f No.16325167
1. Your boss at the spy agency was the real bad guy
2. Your dojo master is a massive dick, and tries to take over the whole country after betraying you
3. You fucked over each one of your companions at some point in a previous life.
4. The antagonist is actually the hero you always looked up to.
>>16325146
Silent hill 2?
d093b9 No.16325169
>>16325163
A lot easier than mine apparently.
3b78f8 No.16325174
>>16325162
Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines
>>16325151
No
>>16325167
Bingo
03d07c No.16325175
>>16325083
Oh wait, is it Nier?
3b78f8 No.16325178
>>16325167
Two's gotta be Jade Empire
39d97f No.16325184
>>16325175
I'll give you one clue I omitted because I thought it would make it too easy. The angriest man who ever lived makes a series of increasingly bad decisions, and punches greek mythology in the face while ruining everything for everyone.
>>16325178
Correct on two.
d093b9 No.16325186
fb17c0 No.16325189
Turns out you're the big bad but have conveniently induced amnesia, and everyone kept it a secret from you but knows about it.
39d97f No.16325191
>>16325186
Correct. Here's another one. Aliens seem to think making the world flamboyantly gay will help conquer it somehow.
bab262 No.16325192
39d97f No.16325193
>>16325189
Planescape torment.
cd47fd No.16325195
d093b9 No.16325199
>>16325189
Knights of the Old Republic.
3b78f8 No.16325200
fb17c0 No.16325201
>>16325193
>>16325192
Nope
I haven't played either, so I'm sure this fits the bill for a few games, but it's not the one I'm thinking of
39d97f No.16325206
>>16325195
Not correct
>>16325200
>>16325199
This has got to be it.
fb17c0 No.16325210
>>16325200
>>16325199
Dubs of truth. Got it.
On that note, man how Bioware has fallen with their character design (well, everything, but especially character design). I would ram my dick through galaxies just to smash Bastila, and then 10ish years later they make this abomination.
cd47fd No.16325217
>>16325210
>10ish years later they make this abomination.
Closer to 15.
1cf4d0 No.16325220
Your girlfriend faked her death so she could study your DNA. Your boss may or may not have known about it.
>>16325167
1 is Metal Gear.
39d97f No.16325224
>>16325220
No it's not as well known a game.
cf42c2 No.16325228
329ad5 No.16325229
d093b9 No.16325238
329ad5 No.16325254
>>16325238
No, but good guess.
03d07c No.16325256
>>16325229
>>16325254
Once again, Killer is Dead?
329ad5 No.16325275
4ce6d7 No.16325288
>>16325220
Deuce Eggs: HR Department
d093b9 No.16325301
>>16325139
>>16325148
>>16325133
The answer I had intended was Tokyo Xanadu
383c8d No.16325307
>you get the best ship in the game that beats everything else by a landslide
>lose because of a game of darts
c28f7c No.16325317
39d97f No.16325335
>>16325317
Actually it's probably MGS 2 tiwnsnakes.
35d116 No.16325354
Easy- The apocalypse was caused by a kids toy.
Medium-With the power of gods and anime you kill your friends and start a new society.
Hard-A dude made a simulation to find out how to get revenge on the man who cucked him.
1cf4d0 No.16325360
86dedf No.16325366
You kickbox and wrestle with alien duplicants and defeat the president of the United States
>>16325354
Is medium Persona 5? I have no idea what Easy is.
4996d0 No.16325373
The villain is your dad possessed by an ancient emperor who wants to destroy the world because he's butthurt he lost a war long ago.
>>16324886
MGS4
>>16324887
I have no mouth and I must scream
8b0d38 No.16325374
Your nigger friend sells you out to your old boss because he was butthurt you weren't gay for him.
>>16325354
Easy: Custom Robo
Medium: SMT Nocturne
cd47fd No.16325375
>you wake up
>take over a necromancer cult that killed your dudes
>eat a weird bug thing
>notice subtle changes in between each mission end screen, such as your briefer getting shorter and shorter
>eventually metamorphose into a giant skeleton demon god by the end
>final mission is to kill all life on the planet
>no end screen because this includes killing your briefer
>game only ends when you exit or it crashes due to particle effect overload
758eb1 No.16325384
>>16325354
Hard is Ace Combat 3
f67f2b No.16325385
>You thought you were retired but worst korea spoils your day and you have to go back to work
cd47fd No.16325386
47bc7a No.16325387
The guy who has been making your life terrible is actually confined to a prison himself and in order to release him you need to take his place
>>16325354
>Medium
Hyperdimension Neptunia 2?
f67f2b No.16325398
8b0d38 No.16325417
>>16324874
That's every Metal Gear except 3. But especially 2.
5a92b0 No.16325418
You get sent to catch your brother and it turns out your mom is a little girl but then she's a skeleton and also super buttmad at your granddad
8b0d38 No.16325420
5a92b0 No.16325422
>>16325420
I knew the little girl part was going to make it too easy
8b0d38 No.16325429
>>16325422
It was actually the 'buttmad at your granddad' part that tipped me off.
f67f2b No.16325435
>Your family doesn't care if you die, skinheads think you are a mutt, spics think you are just another gringo, psychos just want to kill you, and cops first think you are a hobo then hate you for being a crazy copkiler
8b0d38 No.16325449
f67f2b No.16325453
d146c0 No.16325475
8b0d38 No.16325493
Here's another one to keep the thread going:
All of the MC's allies are either dead or betrayed him by the end because his dad found a literal goldmine.
338bbc No.16325502
1. Lolighost was actually your mom the whole time.
2. Mad court jester who usurped the king dug up what he thought was an ancient goddess that turns out to be fate itself.
3. Kill an emperor or save your hot, big tiddied, blonde girlfriend who has a sexy british accent.
854ca1 No.16325531
>>16325502
>1. Lolighost was actually your mom the whole time.
S.C.A.R.E.D
35d116 No.16325538
>>16325374
>>16325384
Right, except medium was supposed to be SMT1, but close enough.
>>16325366
>>16325387
No.
338bbc No.16325543
>>16325531
S.P.O.O.K.I.E. is correct.
8b0d38 No.16325544
cf42c2 No.16325547
you travel the world with your friend. he betrays you and you have a final battle against him at your home.
000000 No.16325550
two nations fighting inside a canyon
35d116 No.16325557
35d116 No.16325559
cf42c2 No.16325565
32431a No.16325579
You fucking killed everyone.
Good job, dad.
c0a726 No.16325587
Turns out your dead girlfriend was your arch enemy.
8b0d38 No.16325603
>>16325587
The Darkness 2.
bf9f84 No.16325611
The last damsel you save is a clown who may have a penis.
c0a726 No.16325613
c0a726 No.16325615
>>16325611
Castle Crashers.
bf9f84 No.16325618
>>16325615
Was it the penis that made it too easy?
0dbc37 No.16325630
>>16325502
I'm guessing Dragon's Dogma for 3.
338bbc No.16325634
>>16325630
No. I'll be honest, I haven't played the game in over 5 years and just now remembered that it's "Kill the emperor's right hand or save your hot, blonde gf."
6ca2a5 No.16325640
>Local boy tries to escape a cult invading his town, but it was a test by an elder god who wanted a successor
>Alien goes through an increasingly ridiculous series of circumstances to take her fuel back
>Local doofus travels east, arrives from the west centuries in the future
>The villain dindu nuffin, it was all just a ploy to make his parents fuck
da889c No.16325643
>The nigress was gay all alone
0cbad3 No.16325648
You retrace your footsteps from before all your friends got killed and break into a bunch of laboratories and military bases so that you can choose between going batshit insane, accidentally destroying the world over the next hundred years or so, or joining a psychic gestalt - even though you were originally just supposed to kill the last survivor in your group of friends.
876777 No.16325700
Fish have a cold.
Now you have a cold.
Fish babies help you make everyone better.
534d65 No.16325720
>>16324887
>keep your dignity
Hellsinker.
>>16324896
Near a Tomato.
>>16325124
1 is Red Faction.
>>16325229
Serious Sam 3
>>16325374
Vice City
>>16325640
2 is A Twat in Time
Here's one.
>you get fired and replaced with a machine, but it's okay because you're at retirement age anyway
be6492 No.16325723
338bbc No.16325737
Mute hallucinates his dead girlfriend after sniffing a sharpie one too many times.
32431a No.16325804
Alright, let me try this again, it's the same game
Wow, good job big bro. You only killed the human race.
a069f5 No.16325829
>>16325115
Not the game I was thinking of.
dbbe50 No.16325851
ccc495 No.16325853
>>16325354
Medium sounds like SMTIVA
dbbe50 No.16325866
I got one
>local otaku strips vampires to death
dbbe50 No.16325877
And a few more
>unborn child enacts vendetta against medical supplies and fleshman
>jews get we wuzzed into being shoahed twice
>nigger must face the ultimate challenge and learn to swim
>young boy is transported to dimension of frog lolis by uncle
000000 No.16325886
Here's one:
>You get a call from a housing tenement and go chase a serial killer, but he's just the patsy for the real big-bad. Don't forget to take your meds.
a069f5 No.16325889
>>16325877
Last one is A Story About My Uncle, which by the way I'm glad I didn't pay money for. So much wasted potential.
dd4c5b No.16325893
Easy:
>You hate cripples, albinos and orphans, and end up taking away their escapism. Also you and your friends are the kind of people that can't keep a stable job for long.
Medium:
>Unlike your brother, you are so autistic that you can turn into a jew or a god, Or even blow up the internet.
Another one:
>r9k becomes a cop. Boy, that's a lot of fog.
Hard mode, since this one is straight out of a big-ass mod, only for true slavs.
>None of your friends were actually dead, but you might be before you complete this one.
fd6fb5 No.16325895
Hey dumbass, did you fall for the foreshadowing and think the main villain was Cthulhu? Fuck no, it isn't Cthulhu. It's a totally new and unique OC villain, totally-not-Cthulhu. Don't be fooled by the things explicitly referring to him as Cthulhu, he isn't Cthulhu. I swear, it's not Cthulhu.
1afbd0 No.16325897
>>16325889
Yep, surprised someone else here even played it. And yeah, the game is like 4 hours is long, really a let down.
cb34f5 No.16325898
1. You must use your army or slaves to escape the planet.
2. Lesbians run away and satanic rituals
3. Man with personality disorder must choose between the god of weeaboos and a cripple kike
4. It was the gas station attendant
5. Autists must perform the most simple tasks without blowing up the base
>>16324932
Morrowind.
>>16325229
Sonic adventure 2?
>>16325893
Easy: Final fantasy tactics advance
Another one: Persona 4
1afbd0 No.16325900
>>16325898
1. Pikmin
2. Gone homo?
5.SS13?
cb34f5 No.16325903
>>16325900
All Correct. Too obvious?
1afbd0 No.16325908
>>16325903
SS13 was a bit of a giveaway, and I’m probably one of the few people here that played through gone home, don’t ask why
5c3712 No.16325910
By giving fate the middle finger you save the world but lose your blue haired waifu. Then, in your attempts to get her back you make her a goddess.
dd4c5b No.16325916
>>16325877
4 might be GTA: SA
>>16325898
Correct and correct, anon. Also, is the 4th Persona 4 again?
cb34f5 No.16325932
>>16325916
>Is the 4th Persona 4 again?
Yep. I probably should've removed it after I saw your post.
>>16325908
Was it a form of punishment?
02c902 No.16325934
>>16325114
First one is Ape Escape easy peasy
02c902 No.16325939
02c902 No.16325941
>>16325939
No wait, that's the other way around, I'm an idiot.
286a2f No.16325948
dd4c5b No.16325952
Here goes another one:
>Every lost civilization of the ancient world was founded by vore fetishists and mothercons.
e6f597 No.16325961
>>16325895
Terraria
To be fair, I think Cthulu himself is just dead and formed the Crimson. Moon lord is just Cachoochoo's brother, apparently.
286a2f No.16325964
>>16325493
Red dead revolver.
286a2f No.16325969
8b0d38 No.16326027
>>16325964
Nope. Try again anon. Hint: it's from the same console era.
160b76 No.16326120
Your mission is to kill yourself because someone fucked up
041778 No.16326130
32888c No.16326148
>>16324896
Do you gain brouzouf?
7925d2 No.16326158
>>16325083
God of War?
>>16325184
oh, fuck you for giving up so quickly
>>16325124
About the first: one of those games is Red Faction, I wonder what's the other one.
>>16325146
That's almost stalker
>>16325167
3 is Planescape: Torment? About four, I'm sure I played a game like that, but I can't remember it for shit.
>>16325210
They stopped working for money and started working to spread their insane ideology. And they told everybody good to fuck off for being "toxic".
>>16325373
Creeper World 3?
>>16325502
2 is Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning.
>>16325648
Stalker Shadow of Chernobyl
>>16326120
I remember that this was a riddle the last time we did this thing.
2a64d5 No.16326160
>>16324922
Hunt Down The Freeman?
876777 No.16326171
After probably 100+ hours of tedium and tearing your hair out, the grand finale of your efforts is the creation of something you could have built within the first thirty seconds… if you were playing Kerbal Space Program.
And it doesn't even squish all the roaches for you like it used to.
7925d2 No.16326175
90c6ce No.16326178
43d39f No.16326221
>>16324989
Whispered world
bab262 No.16326232
>>16325948
>>16326160
>go to sleep and wake up
>still can't guess
Its in the thread already.
b84277 No.16326298
The fucker that’s killing everyone was that one guy that got annihilated in the last game.
4c6e2e No.16326343
Oh fuck is that Shinjuku?
9a115c No.16326406
Villain hides himself pretty well not because he is skilled, but because the cameraman is a fucking idiot.
d0b0b4 No.16326435
>>16324922
Kingdom Hearts?
5c65cd No.16326440
Your pal is a traitorous cunt and his girlfriend is a body of water.
329ad5 No.16326459
>>16325720
CORRECT!
Have a shitty meme I made years ago as your prize.
1393d4 No.16326478
It's a game of telephone gone horribly wrong
1393d4 No.16326481
d7ee9c No.16326504
You are a worthless piece of shit. No one cares, life sucks, and then you die horribly.
Unless you get /fit/ and grab life by the pussy.
329ad5 No.16326512
d7ee9c No.16326536
1277e5 No.16326554
>>16326369
die
>>16325417
correct
>>16325373
wrong
>>16326481
correct
you are an autistic bully who (probably) only communicates nodding and shaking his head, you enslave fearsome and powerful creatures, rob a bunch of people along the way, destroy a crime organisation and win a regional tournament by outbullying another bully.
5a92b0 No.16326573
d7ee9c No.16326584
You are a cripplingly autistic individual who manages to make some friends. Then you fly around and commit war crimes.
d7ee9c No.16326603
>>16326584
One of your friends is a smash hit at the opening ceremony of a football game
8b0e20 No.16326604
>>16326584
Metal Gear Solid V.
8b0e20 No.16326606
>>16326603
Yeah, like I said. Huey… Louis and the News played football games.
13300a No.16326611
You kill the creator of all sentient life on your planet except your kind, but not really so your kid has to do it again with better controls in a worse game.
d7ee9c No.16326613
>>16326604
>>16326606
incorrect. But an interesting answer
164e38 No.16326623
your ship gets destroyed and you crash on an island that was abandoned after an experiment gone wrong. mutants left from another experiment gain sentiance and adopt free market capitalism. together with your team of monsters you must destroy macguffin. or help big bad in getting it. or you can just fuck off by stealing a boat from russians and going back to your business.
f2d393 No.16326651
be301e No.16326654
>>16325167
first one is Splinter Cell: Conviction?
d7ee9c No.16326657
>>16325114
First one is Lego Island Xtreme Stunts
536a28 No.16326672
The mountain is actually a red alert tier tesla tower protecting the macguffins from indiana jones and the fate of atlantis.
d7ee9c No.16326696
It was bait so you tell the nerds to fuck off and jump through portals until you can shoot them properly. And doom reality to a slow breakdown
4068fa No.16326715
>>16325114
>second
Going out on a really far limb and saying sudeki or what ever it was called.
682822 No.16326718
A dictator in space forms a large nation, using a bee as their emblem. They fight against a legion of viruses, using large amounts of capital ships. Nobody has any fun whatsoever.
ca126f No.16326731
Girl learns how to adventure for real this time this time
0c06cc No.16326749
You awake in cave after being saved from sinking ship, then you turn into murderhobo to gain wealth and fame.
ca126f No.16326755
>>16325189
Bioshaft Jizzfinite
>>16325167
2. Daikatana
>>16326749
Sounds so close to Far Cry 1…
>>16326696
Timesplitters 2?
d7ee9c No.16326761
0c06cc No.16326764
>>16326755
But it's still wrong answer.
ca126f No.16326767
1277e5 No.16326772
dude kills his boss and his teacher and then he does it again, and then he does it again, and then he does it again, and then he does it again, and then he does it again etc.
76f908 No.16326777
The villain was successful in his plan to stabilize a time loop that results in his birth by ensuring that everyone he kidnapped, including his parents and his sister, die in numerous other parallel universes. This chain of events may or may not result in his death in the universe where he most successfully orchestrated the plan, in which no one died. However, his birth necessitates parallel universes having existed where a group he commanded committed actions that led to the deaths of 1000x as many people as claimed by the Holohoax to prevent some nutjob from causing total human extinction.
>>16325167
1 is Alpha Protocol
4 is Viewtiful Joe
ca126f No.16326779
At first you punch like a pussy and get your shit kicked in, then magic makes you punch like Chris punches boulders. Guns are useless after like 2 levels.
d7ee9c No.16326782
Japanese college student shuns friends for eldrich pussy
fc0592 No.16326789
>>16326772
E.Y.E.
hello rato
0c06cc No.16326793
>>16326767
Nope.
Tip: That game has weather which gives you magical AIDS.
c1f78b No.16326796
Group of rag-tag parodies overthrow evil bitch with a pet fuckboi
ca126f No.16326797
>>16326793
I give up.
>>16326796
Goldstein: The Jew Order
fb9336 No.16326798
3f2e81 No.16326811
You're betrayed by the people who raised you, your waifu is killed by your hands, and you fucking die to bring back a much less interesting protagonist
0c06cc No.16326819
ca126f No.16326821
5a92b0 No.16326822
ca126f No.16326823
286a2f No.16326825
5a92b0 No.16326828
>>16326823
I've never even played that game but I want to play it so hard. Xbox emu when?
ca126f No.16326830
>>16326828
I picked up an xbox from a local store for some 50 bucks. I recommend getting the real hardware tbh
3f2e81 No.16326834
>>16326819
>>16326821
Nope, another hint: you play a guy who pretty much ate nothing but ice cream
dd4c5b No.16326836
>>16326834
Maybe the new KH game?
3f2e81 No.16326838
>>16326836
Close, the answer was Days
8e7487 No.16326840
>>16325893
>Medium
Deus Ex. That was easy.
cb2f02 No.16326858
>>16324826
Some chucklefucks established their version of the new world order after killing their previous immortal overlords but forgot about the EULA attached to their powers so in a fit of panic they fucked everything up and you're called to clean up their mess, but you're given the freedom to do it on their terms or on yours, though you may not be fully aware of that fact.
Pic related: it's the ending.
8d1420 No.16326865
cb2f02 No.16326887
>>16326865
yes
Another one: you're tasked with completely disrupting the earth's planetary government in order to break the current stalemate in the war between your boss and the planet, but you're actually being bamboozled so that your performance gets saved into an electronic profile to clone you into a massive UAV army and your boss now wants you dead. You end up hiding for a while and then fuck everybody's shit up.
8d1420 No.16326894
cb2f02 No.16326904
>>16326894
No, but it does involve flying around.
8d1420 No.16326910
f67f2b No.16326920
bab262 No.16326925
>>16326435
No.
Its been mentioned in this thread twice already.
cb2f02 No.16326953
ecf6bf No.16327026
f3e1c1 No.16327036
>You find out the dragons dindu nuffin so you end up killing the pope
>Ayys were trying to make a reality TV show
>The artifact weapon you were trying to use to kill another artifact weapon turns out to be evil too
>The game's mascot creatures commit self-genocide to stop the universe from imploding
>The villain was some midget who saved you earlier in the game
>The final boss isn't your cousin but his hand puppet
>>16326749
Elona
12986e No.16327045
f6b7f0 No.16327061
d7ee9c No.16327088
You and your very large family personally kill every last person on earth
0977b3 No.16327090
You start a revolution to overthrow the monarchy and replace it with… another monarchy.
d7ee9c No.16327092
338bbc No.16327094
>>16327090
Did the old King also turn out to being doing nothing wrong? In that case, Fable III
0977b3 No.16327105
You blow up the Earth which has become a giant computer.
0977b3 No.16327114
You kill the mother and take her treasure.
8908bc No.16327129
>>16325952
This is a bit of a stretch, but I want to say Aquaria.
827177 No.16327130
You can shoot one guy and become evil, shoot two guys and become eviler or shoot yourself and become soviet.
d7ee9c No.16327133
The strange symbol is actually an outstretched hand trying to grab him
0c06cc No.16327194
8b0d38 No.16327492
>>16326825
Still not quite right. Go back a few years. Hint 2: it's not a western.
Also sorry for taking too long to get back to you.
39d97f No.16327579
>>16326158
>1 is red faction
Correct. Also correct on god of war.
>>16326158
Correct on 3. It was planescape
>>16326777
Correct on 4, but number one has still not been guessed.
>>16326584
I am guessing every jrpg ever.
>>16326654
Nope. This series only had two games.
d7ee9c No.16327597
>>16327579
Not a jrpg, but it is Japanese.
Hint: Your friend was such a big hit at that football game that he left the party and had to be replaced short notice
76f908 No.16327661
>>16327574
Incorrect, although I don't like saying no to such a cool, mysterious guy.
742ada No.16327693
A black kid with an axe chops your leg off.
334129 No.16327981
56%er tries to revive his dead sister for six million years only for her to reject him after witnessing the absolute state of the world, some shit happens and then the illegitimate son of his former best friend kills him.
959d99 No.16328037
runaway teenagers poach wild animals for sport
18bad4 No.16328069
The kid in the helmet was a redhead all along.
18bad4 No.16328090
>>16327088
Pandemic / Plague Inc.
334129 No.16328126
2 megacorps, some UN niggers and secret Cyberterrorists are slugging&jewing each other out over muh interests/ideals in a simulation.
f3e1c1 No.16328161
2a24c8 No.16328178
The chosen one finds that there are A bunch of rice Farmers being assaulted by some bandits and he has to fight between generic evil magic guys and dave the barbarian clones with his own army of infinite rice Farmers
d7ee9c No.16328208
39d97f No.16328316
2a24c8 No.16328351
The soulless last entry of an ok crpg series that traded any individuality it has to try and be Diablo 3 before Diablo 3 even released
ab651b No.16328370
>>16325579
Off?
>>16328351
Dungeon Siege 3?
9a5911 No.16328371
1.Lost Son was the elder god all along.
2.You exist to darken LÄMP
3.Micheal Jackson turns into a plankton ghost and kills an experiment about the observer effect.
>>16326782
Saya no Uta
807067 No.16328393
Entire game takes place in a coma
18bad4 No.16328399
8b0d38 No.16328438
It turns out your boyfriend's older brother figure became the angriest man in the world after he watched his own sister get gangraped and butchered by a bunch of CIANiggers.
>>16328393
Spec Ops: The Line
0d6b7c No.16328450
>>16324826
You and a bunch of idiots pick fights around the world, a war breaks out because of the shit that you did, but it's okay because you jack a couple of badass robots but don't worry because here's a vessel. Oops that vessel crashed so let's get another vessel and then destroy the world and then let's go gangrape a literal God.
>>16324922
GTAV
8b0d38 No.16328466
>>16327105
The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
bf9f84 No.16328485
>sibling rivalry + midlife crisis = oops everybody died I'd be surprised if nobody got this by the time I got out of the shower.
>A psychotic loli sees ghosts and blood, thinks she lives in a video game, and becomes a tree.
>Your CO and your comrade in arms both contract AIDS and betray you, and you have to rescue a qt3.14 robo-waifu to be your operator.
cc4019 No.16328503
A man abuses forces beyond his control because he couldn't understand what an ocean was, and you were the ultimate evil all along.
f6adbb No.16328510
Random employee of a mega-corporation recruits you and several others to stop a crazy cunt from blowing shit up
f6adbb No.16328514
>>16328510
They also take over the company and become mad with power themselves.
86dedf No.16328518
You explore several 3D mines and try to rescue miners from evil robots
dd4c5b No.16328521
>>16327129
Wrong, but keep trying. It is a relatively well known game around here, or so I think.
5c65cd No.16328523
>>16328503
Sounds like Baten Kaitos Origins.
1bc86b No.16328533
The life of a person with depression as told by a person with personality disorder
682822 No.16328537
9a5911 No.16328539
>>16328485
>sibling rivalry + midlife crisis = oops everybody died
Devil May Cry
both 3 and 5 fit
cc4019 No.16328543
bf9f84 No.16328550
>>16328539
That's right. Cavaliere is just Dante's mid-life crisis motorcycle, after all.
d7ee9c No.16328606
>>16328371
Correct. Some damn fine eldritch pussy to be fair
13300a No.16328706
>>16325952
La-Mulana? Cause that's the one I meant, but no one bothered guessing
dd4c5b No.16328733
1265b3 No.16328741
fa0038 No.16328793
Aliens who were pissed off at the aliens who made your world invaded, so you and a villain from the spinoff go blow their base up.
194175 No.16328797
39d97f No.16328799
It turn out the russians were aliens all along, and have a base on the moon.
194175 No.16328812
194175 No.16328830
>>16325114
>>16326657
>>16327045
>Lego Island Xtreme Stunts
>People play lego island games
d7ee9c No.16329496
>>16328830
Yeah man, I rented it over and over from the movie store when I was a kid.
164e38 No.16329564
>you go on a quest to look for a forcefield big enough to capture nuclear explosion made by exploding power core on ship of satanic aliens.
4b7dba No.16329572
It is true that I killed my mentor, but I am not his murderer.
:^)
e0d051 No.16329600
>>16328741
But it is a game.
534d65 No.16329611
>>16327105
Layer Section, a.k.a. Rayforce.
253683 No.16329615
You keep fighting an invading force and win every time but somehow your people still almost lose the war. You and a couple others make a last desperate attempt to take as much out as much of them as you can and somehow succeed and stave the invasion off (until the next game).
Mother and brother prank your amnesiac ass into doing what they want.
You live a relaxed town life with an insect and meet new friends along your journey, only to meet god and have a chat with him, then get told to fuck back off into your world.
Your elder brother gets overtaken by an evil force and fucks your whole community up. As you fumble towards reestablishing order with your side bitch, he and his lackeys shows up again to fuck shit up by blowing their load into your camp.
You and your friend goes on a journey over a war torn country. He starts getting ideas and runs away like a bitch, but not before dropping a bombshell on you. You track his ass down and end the faggot, escept you don't and he gets the hots for you while you fuck off somewhere.
Your bitch gets kidnapped by demons and you must track her down and save her in a castle full of undead. You also go on to pull out and put your sword through doorholes and excite them until they open. Don't forget to better your "sword" though, since you'll need to upgrade them, plus you get new ones as well.
You descend into modern day san francisco to recover your bitch. You witness the horrors and fight your way through to save her and get away, only to be brought back in time.
You take a tour in a not so holy location. For some reason, the place just keeps going down and down. You meet some workers there and have an exchange. After you met with the last guy, you get a congratulatory gift in the end.
You die. And are resurrected. Appearently you were a pretty bad motherfucker before you died. You go on to fuck around in the world, only to meet tree and a suicidal dragon that maybe has the hots for you.
253683 No.16329627
>>16329615
Another one
The devil tricks your ass into killing another devil while everyone ultimately gets fucked in the end.
164e38 No.16329652
>>16329627
Age of Decadence?
534d65 No.16329667
>the villain you've been chasing the whole game is caught when he lands head-first in a toilet at terminal velocity
>the real villain got away for the never ever sequel
534d65 No.16329684
>>16328399
it matches. Samus was a redhead in the NES version's ending. She wasn't blonde until Super
and if by some chance you meant Commander Keen, Billy Blaze's hair is Brown
253683 No.16329691
>>16329652
Could be, but not what i was thinking about.
47bc7a No.16329699
Big bad just wanted people to tune into his channel but you change everyone's mind and they tune into your channel instead
4694e6 No.16329717
2d66d3 No.16329718
>>16324882
Ace Attorney Spirit of Justice does this i think. Something very simillar at the very least.
f3e1c1 No.16329738
>>16329699
Space Channel 5?
314cc6 No.16329808
c37aba No.16329983
>>16324826
The Villain is the last survivor of his people, and reincarnates again and again to keep up the fake religion his people set up so that it may be used to support civilization and prevent the various other nations from descending into barbarism.
cabedf No.16330081
39d97f No.16330412
>>16329564
That can't possibly be Might and magic 7 could it?
39d97f No.16330416
c37aba No.16330941
18bad4 No.16332474
>>16329983
Pillars of Eternity
dad77a No.16343839
the maid caused all of it
all along