/v/ - Video Games

>>16143580

Does the enemy team get complimentary harpoons? And does she have no stamina ie. sprinting for a second causes you to lose control of your character for 10 seconds as the landwhale catches its breath

>>16143580

>overweight

You mean Obese, anon. 30+ BMI is

OBESE

Rule 34 when?

>SASR

Doubt. And I doubt there's women in SASR toom

>>16143594

I believe she's 3 armor 1 speed so she's slower than most characters.

>>16143600

What armor? That little 9"x9" square on her chest isn't protecting jack shit.

well it isn't much of a downgrade from woman to fat woman in terms of combat capability

>>16143602

she got fat protection

>>16143600

>wearing heavy armor

>carrying a machine gun

>being OBESE

This is physically impossible. If she even tried to jog her knees would cave in from the weight.

>>16143580

Is she the tank who's supposed to aggro all the enemy team's fire?

>>16143602

>>16143605

>>16143610

Probably fat in the form of blubber.

>>16143611

/k/ here, it damn well fucking isn't.

https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/gearscout/2018/08/15/a-british-sas-trooper-used-this-wwii-era-weapon-to-make-the-longest-kill-shot-in-the-units-history/

Plenty of other examples too.

>>16143612

>Implying she isn't just a tactical battlefield whore used to distract the enemy

>>16143602

All the classes in Siege are 3x1, 2x2, or 1x3 so they had to compromise somewhere.

>>16143630

>implying eating is not a physical activity

>>16143634

>eat the enemy's food supply and you win

Have they added child female kurdish superfighters into siege yet?

I don't see the problem here, it's just a typical Australian woman.

>>16143632

>seeing genitalia in porn

omg im literally shaking rn my son would never do this

>>16143639

Fuck that I want an MtF trannie with a PhD in survival dilation in rainforests and swamps.

>>16143644

Well fuck if she's 3 armor 1 speed that plate has to be made out of superdense diamonds or something for crying out loud. What the fuck is 1 armor 3 speed? A paper tissue strapped to your balls?

>>16143632

you shouldn't be paying attention to it anyways

>>16143653

i keep my balls dry that way

>>16143632

What wrong Anon? Don't like seeing shota balls?

Honestly, shit like this is what made me become a yuri fag.

>>16143639

>eat the enemy's food supply and you win

Anon, judging by her massive forearms alone, that femawhale is clearly capable of much more straightforward and effective tasks; I will fix it for you:

>eat the enemy and you win

>>16143662

Does anybody have that paramedic/obese patient horror story screenshot? I want to read it again because I hate myself.

>>16143661

The hoodie makes the character faster obviously. Also females run faster than males, it's a video game fact. Are you serious? Is that actually how this game works?

>>16143594

the game has several microtransactions if it counts

>>16143642

would be a burger if anything

>>16143668

Yep

In the base game before DLC, it made sense, since most 3 armor dudes were either GIGN in full getup, or were the Spetsnaz guys with those comically oversized plate carriers, but count on Ubishit to fuck it up

>>16143670

>implying all American/Western European/Australian women aren't pig disgusting nowadays

>>16143676

>Game goes from making sense into literal "lolwatevergunsgopew"

I didn't think it was actually possible to fuck up like that. Thanks for proving me wrong, anon.

>>16143580

fucking hell

>>16143681

Is this an almost-in-season April Fool's joke? Is this some Nippon only shit?

>>16143681

>that SCAR-H

… Hang on.

>Length: 969mm

… Is that man like, 5'3" or some shit?

>>16143681

>hiiiiiii~*, *licks u* I'm thatcher owo

There's no way this game can get anymore cancerous.

>>16143695

I mean, I ain't gonna talk too much shit, I'm at like, 27.5 BMI at 6'4", but at least my waist is fucking 34"

But I'm not a fucking Special Operator, either.

>>16143704

I know most speshul opr8trs are manlets by requirement, but that does seem a bit excessive.

>>16143719

I mean, I get why they want smaller, lighter troops in SO. Smaller targets, less weight. High speed low drag.

But that is some fucked up scale

>>16143702

its a boy, anon he's not going to have a big plump ass to obscure his balls when fucking that islander bitch or whatever

>>16143723

>having a bully

You're still a faggot for not standing up and fighting back.

Imagine the absolute fit Tom Clancy would have thrown over this shit.

>>16143734

but you can have a big sack from all that hormonal young spunk ready to shoot out

this is a really dumb conversation and I don't know why you're so mad at it

>>16143662

Reminded me of that one pasta/greentext about some very obese mother getting glued/fused to a coach, the medics had to rip her glued dead back skin away from her.

Too bad I didn't saved that.

>>16143580

With that name are they saying she's so big that she stops traffic?

>>16143741

>rip her glued dead back skin

Anon they ripped her off the couch and her internal organs fell out through her ripped off back

>>16143745

become more and more absent minded*

Fuck, at least I prove my point.

>skin fusing with furniture

Obesity must be a catalyst for the next pokemon evolution.

>>16143746

>her internal organs fell out through her ripped off back

that's not how biology works.

>>16143750

How do you know? Maybe they ripped her in half by accident. Happens all the time.

What's her special ability?

Are they going full retard like with Clash?

>obese operator in the game

>designed like a fucking Fortnite character

This game had such a solid base at launch, how did they fuck it up this badly?

Also at first glance I thought there was a McDonald's M on her front pouch.

>>16143733

i would had got into trouble if i stabbed him with a compass, i think it was the only bully that i didnt fight back in the day.

>>16143750

The story said that she meltfused to the fucking couch and that her back rotted away or some shit.

>>16143751

Did they rib her rib cage open dumbass? Cause otherwise her organs are staying put.

>>16143741

>>16143727

All i can say is it's probably something to do with skin inflammation/death. These fucks literally don't move at all, they get all their food from enabling relatives.

>>16143746

no words

>>16143754

You shit in place, maggots become your friends.

>>16143752

She has magic expanding grenades that shit out spikes. Basically she has a ton of caltrops.

>>16143751

Anon your organs are enveloped my muscles, which are lying just under your skin.

We're not made of paper.

>>16143764

I don't believe it, it's too stupid even for them. Post proof, I want to point and laugh.

>>16143770

>>16143760

No shit, geniuses. Last time I checked you can't just rip someone in half.

>>16143580

This whole thread is an EEEO tier joke right? The SAS is famous for the politcally incorrect nature of their training and inclusion of women in their units.

>>16143781

>ripping people in half happens all the time

>you thought this was serious

I don't know what to say. Let's go with "80IQ" or "extremely autistic", take your pick.

>>16143800

You're the one pretending/being retarded at the moment. Have it your way then.

>>16143820

Point out the wrists. It's the biggest tell.

>>16143820

But compared to those powerlifting bitches, Gridlock's arms look like fucking overstuffed sausages, and her legs are twice the thickness.

>>16143820

No comments. Just silent lamentations.

>>16143580

You expect them to hold the same standards for women soldiers as they do for men? That's not very progressive of you. We need more body positive representation in the military. Preferably unarmed and on the front lines so they'll stop clogging up our medical system.

>>16143820

now go to 4um and bring back something

>>16143820

You have to be so fucking muscular to be obese by muscle while healthy by body fat percentage that there is absolutely no doubt that its mostly muscle.

The worlds strongest men are still fatasses. Being strong doesn't mean you're fit or healthy. They sacrifice their bodies for that little bit of extra energy.

>>16143820

>HURR THIS IS WHAT LE STRONGEST XIR IN THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE CHECKMATE NAZIS!!!!

That fat fuck wouldn't last an hour in a team either. Big roided out fuckers always check into the indocs, then check right the fuck back out because they have no stamina. The guys who pass are the ones who can read a compass, accurately find a grid coordinate, and can hike 20 clicks in 4 hours.

>>16143858

Absolutely this. The ability to cover large distances at steady pace is what Operators look for. That and

ACTUALLY FITTING IN STANDARD ARMOR

I bet she'll have a pretty big hit-box.

Where did this game go so wrong? Seriously. I remember playing as the basic operator and winning almost every game cause of its shallow mechanics and lazy strats.

>>16143866

>>16143847

>>16143858

I'm surprised there were no "Hurr durr it's just a video game" or "The gadgets are unrealistic so it doesn't matter" and other brain dead arguments.

>>16143876

Don't underestimate /v/'s hate for fat people. Or for anything else, anyway.

>>16143835

>and girlfriend

Its like these people are trying to collect every point of disability.

>>16143874

It got worse because they decided to make it a FPS assfaggots. Now the meta revolves around using OP

>>16143881

I was talking about the reddit comments.

>>16143871

I was looking for this one, but I couldn't find it.

>>16143881

>fat

Call them obese, even if they aren't. Gets them buttblasted real fast.

>>16143895

>>>/pol/

>>16143895

>2d = 3d

>>16143922

>>strawman because he's defending the indefensible

Why is /pol/ so stupid

>>16143922

You can also start talking about videogames at any point.

>>16143922

It's only indefensible when you argue with a moralfaggot.

>>16143662

>feces and maggots

dude if i hadnt been browsing for a decade id probably have stopped eating after reading that.

>>16143975

>Imagine being a poor skeleton

But skeletons have no souls

>>16143995

Even worse. You don't have a skeleton inside you. You are inside the skeleton.

>could have made her a thicc qt

>they instead make her a fat man woman

Good ol’ Ubishit

Why the fuck is she wearing full on makeup into battle? Mascara, lipstick, and all.

>>16143847

look man, if you get swole enough you can just flex at the enemy combatants and they'll run away

>>16143820

that woman isn't nearly as fat, and she is hilariously roided, she has far more test running through her then a normal man

Does the screen wobble when she runs? Can she run or is a waddle?

>>16143580

>>16143635

DOOR STUCK

DOOR STUCK

>>16144196

Fat cat-eye glasses bitches working in HR wheedle and nag until someone makes them happy.

>>16144196

Probably was some frog who was told on twitter by a roastie lardass to stop weight shaming her.

>>16144154

Roids don't turn your wrists into bloated blobs of water.

>>16144173

Is it wrong that i have a morbid fascination and a wicked grin on my face reading these stories? I remember reading a story where a dude was in a party, got drugged by a landwhale then raped. Apparently despite all the disgusting filth for lube she must have had down there, his foreskin ripped and he got an unintended circumcision.

>>16144248

I was talking about the roid monkey 'woman' in that guys pic, not siege fatty

>>16144267

>first pic

That had to be a tumor or something. How would your stomach even manage to do that.

>>16143580

The worst part about this is that she has a skinny woman's face despite being fat as fuck.

>>16143580

>normalfaggots will see the girls in their pozzed games become more and more disgusting, and there is nothing they can do about it

HAHAHAHAHA

>>16144278

The second one is edited.

>>16144305

I mean, they could stop buying it. But who am I kidding, that's not gonna happen.

>>16144311

YEAH, OKAY. THE FIRST ONE IS STILL NEARLY REACHING THE FLOOR WITH HIS GUT

>>16144320

Yeah literally the only way for you to get that fat is to eat like 8 big-ass meals a day.

Also it's better for you to just eat 1 meal a day.

>>16144311

I've seen people think that, but never anyone post the alleged original.

>>16144340

Every time you eat, your insulin level spikes. Insulin high = body doesn't burn fat. If you only eat one decent-sized meal a day, your insulin only spikes once and falls throughout the day.

>>16144332

That fucks up your metabolism and will lead you to put on weight faster. Don't do that. Spread your daily calories throughout the day.

>>16144358

That's not how it works you fucking idiot. A single huge insulin spike every day is gonna damage your pancreas and liver.

>>16143785

>SAS

Read, nigger. It's SASR.

>>16144392

The Summer Australian Shrimp Roast?

>>16143785

Wait, you mean they are politically incorrect ==for== enlisting women? Or somehow both?

>>16144361

this. 6 small meals a day > 1 big meal. you will shit lots but if you are neet who the fuck cares. small meals key to huge weightloss as long as you can control the amount you eat.

>>16144397

Small shits often is better for your colon than shitting a cinderblock every other day, as well.

>>16143580

We have transcended the realms of parody. We now live in some Lovecraftian higher dimension where sane laws of physics don't apply.

>>16143764

That's because most of reddit is in one form of relationship or another (usually of the open kind) with a fat woman, and this is how they cope with the bitter lemons they have harvested.

>>16144196

The same cretins that approve the moronic plots in AssCreed games.

with a 33.6 bmi her gut would be like that of a britaincuck alchoholic

they arent even making the model realistic

who plays this garbage anyways

>>16144439

There's a fucking general thread on this fucking board. You tell me

>>16144442

this shithole is hella gay with lots of mental ill homosexuals, must be that

>>16143580

>Special Air Service Regiment

>Australia

>United Kingdom Special Forces

>overweight fat slob of a woman

Just fucking end it all.

>>16144467

To be fair, that's the future we are heading towards. Leftists will keep wearing down military standards until fat women are "viable" candidates for special ops.

>>16144467

The SASR is the australian branch of the SAS. there's also a new zealand version.

>>16144470

Don't remind me. I quit the day women were allowed into infantry.

>>16144473

Mate Australian SF is it's own separate entity. There's bilateral relations, but SASR is not a 'branch' of the SAS.

>>16144482

you are dumb, fat women being sent as meat shields to army infantry is the best use a country could make out of them

>>16144470

>Leftists will keep wearing down military standards until fat women are "viable" candidates for special ops.

It's got nothing to do with leftists. They'll pipe up, and it'll be spun as a step forward for equality, but the sad reality of the situation is that we're scraping wood from the bottom of the barrel in terms of volunteer recruits. The vast majority of potential applicants, at least in America, are completely unfit for service. Both mentally and physically. Loosening the physical standards and allowing women into more combat oriented roles is a desperate attempt to just get live boots in the field. DARPA isn't dumping millions and millions of dollars into AI weapons platforms because anybody gives the slightest fuck about human lives. They're doing it because if we want a reliable military of sufficient force and performance, we're going to have to build machines to do it for us.

It's either that or institute some form of conscription and completely overhaul the training curriculum to whip these snowflakes into soldiers - but nobody wants to carry that flag because they'd get torn to shreds in the media for even suggesting it.

>>16143580

>Fairous

why isn't that whore wearing a hijab?

>>16144487

>The vast majority of potential applicants, at least in America, are completely unfit for service

That's what you get for letting spics, women and niggers into the armed forces and letting Jews cuck you into waging endless wars against mudshits. Also, there's no fucking reason as to why the US military has to be as big as it is other than to play at World Police for Israel.

>They're doing it because if we want a reliable military of sufficient force and performance, we're going to have to build machines to do it for us.

And this ties into leftists yet again, because it's them and their Jewish masters that have turned Western societies into the emasculated, soy slurping dystopias of today.

>It's either that or institute some form of conscription and completely overhaul the training curriculum to whip these snowflakes into soldiers - but nobody wants to carry that flag because they'd get torn to shreds in the media for even suggesting it.

Didn't you just say this has nothing to do with leftists? Aren't they the ones that declawed training instructors and forbade them from being "mean" to the recruits? Aren't they the ones that constantly whine at the military for having any sorts of standards and pozz it up from within?

Stop being a faggot and acknowledge who your true enemy is.

>>16144487

The powers that be can't really bitch about having shit candidates when they did everything to ruin the civilization that produced good fighting men. What did they expect to happen? You can't spend all that time and effort to make soyboys, then turn around and ask "where did all the good men go"? It's their own fault.

>>16144494

> Also, there's no fucking reason as to why the US military has to be as big as it is other than to play at World Police for Israel.

The reason we go to war for no reason in the middle east for Israel IS Israel. They have massive control over this country and they control our (and most of western Europes) government. The American people don't want endless wars where 20 year olds die in some shithole 5000 miles away from home it's a handful of greedy kikes and their neocon and democrat puppets plus congressman who want it.

>>16143580

Let me guess. The male SASR is an stereotypical Australian pedophile who rapes boys in south east Asia?

>>16143580

That means she has a bigger hitbox?. Why would anyone even play as her?

>>16144519

3 and 4 actually look fairly fit, but their breasts would make armor an impossibility

>>16144519

Who is that blonde qt from the second pic?

>>16144499

That's the issue, though. You can't expect quality candidates to sign up for the military when they grew up seeing people around them get thrown into the Middle Eastern meat grinder for no discernible reason or apparent benefit to their country.

Most of them are not that desperate for "adventure" to go and get PTSD from shooting Ahmed the Goatfucker in some irrelevant shithole, and those unlucky enough to sign up have all the life sucked out of them by the leftist, (black) women infested military bureaucracy that will relentlessly hound them and rob them of their hard-earned pay for doing their job properly.

>>16144532

>REEEE, you hate women in games/combat roles in vidya

Fuck that shit. Perpetuating the illusion that women are actually competent is how we got into this mess to begin with.

>You hate any character you can't beat off to!

I honestly do. What other purpose is there for female characters to be in the game other than look pretty?

Also, female spartans are part and parcel of the soy agenda of normalizing the idea women are the equals of men, or that women in fiction without sex appeal are worth anything.

>>16144549

A filthy knife-ear what is addicted to french fries, bane of the protagonist who only wants to help these devils from another world lose weight and eat right.

wow this is very epic and win

>>16144533

It's a crime the manga isn't about someone making Oga a mama.

Is this big chungus?

>>16144499

>The American people don't want endless wars where 20 year olds die in some shithole 5000 miles away from home

I should have downloaded that newspaper comic (I think it was Washington Post or something) where the soldier says "I enlisted to fight in the middle east"?

>>16144568

no this is patrick

>>16143610

>>16143848

jesus fuck his left tibia is waddling on borrowed time

remember goys, it's ok to be a fat blob if you are female, but if you are male you are worthless trash who should be made fun of

>>16144580

Only if you believe you are entitled to female attention or, worse, affection.

>>16144570

>I should have downloaded that newspaper comic (I think it was Washington Post or something) where the soldier says "I enlisted to fight in the middle east"?

yes because the jewish owned media that those young adults watch promote it heavily in their television and commercials

>>16143617

>Is she the tank who's supposed to aggro all the enemy team's fire?

No, in Siege a "heavy" armor op can take one or two rounds more from most weapons.

>>16143611

>>16143618

Scopes on MGs aren't useless, but having one on a squad level MG in a close quarters engagement is questionable compared to one on a mounted .50 cal.

>>16143681

Jesus, I might have only kicked my siege habit a couple months ago, but it's worth it just to have dodged that bullet.

>>16143760

it was her kidney that fell out

>>16143580

>shorter than me

>60 pounds fatter than me

Wait, what? How is that even? Fuckin christ

>>16144627

>why can't ugly hambeasts not be ugly

Truly a mystery.

>>16144634

sounds like the problem is weeaboo

>>16144634

That's because Western developers specifically make the females to be disgusting to every possible demographic. Leftists love nothing more than to wallow in their own filth.

Your fetish is still garbage.

>>16143580

Boomer

>>16144649

To be fair, unlike what leftists claim, nobody has any idea what that statue is supposed to represent, let alone being some testament to caveman beauty standards.

>>16144657

>nobody has any idea what that statue is supposed to represent

That's a fat woman, anon. Doesn't really matter if she's a goddess, or a charm, or a personal representation.

>>16144664

It's a fat something, with big tits. Might be a woman, might be a semen demon, might be Nurgle for all we know. My point is that leftists like to drum that up as proof that fat women were, at one point, the height of attractiveness for the majority, when every piece of art depicting the ideal female form we have discovered tells the exact opposite.

It's just another of their pathetic attempts to erode objective truths and make everything open to interpretation.

>>16143598

If she made it past the Briefing Course, which she wouldn't, she would become a casualty during the Aptitude Phase. There was a controversy a little while back about three recruits who died during that phase, and they were in better shape than her.

>>16144670

it wouldnt really surprise me, even in the 1400s their idea of beautiful was kind of revolting

>>16144673

Scratch that, this is SASR which is australian, the deaths were from the British SAS. But the patch says "United Kingdom" and she's born in Australia. This whole thing is a mess.

>>16144669

>IIRC it IS a fertility goddess

Fair enough. I'm still not of the opinion it is meant to represent female beauty.

>God loves you the way you are

If he loved me he'd drop a meteor on Israel.

>Why do Amerifats blob while eastern people and art use curves?

Because Nips are actually trying to draw something attractive (to their target demographic). Cucked Westerns just try to get through the day without upsetting Jigglepuff and her cohorts, mostly to keep the stench away.

>>16144675

But it wasn't. Slim women with hips and tits were always the ideal, across all cultures (other than niggers, but they aren't human).

Outside of known chubby-chasers like Ruben this was pretty much always the norm.

>>16144289

It is probably because it would fuck with the skeleton they use with animations too much to make her face fat.

>>16144697

He was saying that it was considered revolting, anon. Not surprising given that it is a sign of excessive indulgence and I am sure that is an attractive trait in a mate.

>>16144700

Getting a girlfriend is very easy if you have literally zero standards. And I mean zero. You can go downtown to any big city and find a crack whore who will be your gf if you just buy her crack every day. You can find some ugly insane woman online that will make your life hell, but hey she's a girlfriend. Getting a GF was never the hard part, it's getting a GOOD girlfriend that's hard.

>>16143580

I swear, one of these days I'm gonna make a game and I'm gonna make it diverse.

But I'm also going to give all the diverse people absolute shit stats and a CIS white male will be the most OP.

The rivers of salt it would produce….

>>16144708

do it then

>>16144708

Why bother? Just make a game where everyone is white and they're fighting some evil brown alien race trying to land on Earth.

Ending is the white male protagonist enjoying leisure time with his blonde wife and blonde children while the news joyfully informs the public that the alien menace has been exterminated down to the last member of their race.

>>16144634

That is a fat adn non-attractive.

>>16144447

Wrong, spreading calories around eases digestion and makes you less hungry.

>>16143580

wheelchair commando when?

>>16143611

>not mounting a scope on your tiny AK in STALKER

>>16144711

>down to the last member of their race.

Journos and SJWs wouldn't get that far into the game, but once a video came out the second batch of salt would be great.

Too bad I'm shit at everything to make it a fun game.

>>16143580

Looks higher than 33 to be honest.

>>16144716

You don't even need to go through the effort of making a game, just make some bullshots and wait for some enterprising journalist to bite. Those dumbfucks don't even bother checking their sources so you can tell them anything and they'll believe you.

>>16143632

Bulging assholes are way worse. Especially if they are hairy.

>>16144688

Ironically enough one of those who died on the SAS course was Australian.

Ugh what unrealistic standards on a women

Does the developer realize women don't look this before they make a unrealist standard of women created so some small dicked SanFRan Dev can meet his unrealistic Strong Woman fetish

Ugh

>>16144717

Did the math, OP is right

>16144738

The only strong thing about her is her strong defiance of gravity.

With a hitbox that big it'd be hard to miss…

…Unless she shares the same hitbox as everyone else and bullets basically would clip through her rolls of fat. Because obviously this would be how it would work IRL. If you're a stronk fat womyn bullets don't work on you

>>16144770

Because they're based on 3DPD, and developers go out of their way to find the ugliest PD specimens they can. Thank /leftypol/.

>>16144770

Actually, in the case of Siege, most of the current female cast really aren't ugly. The newest character is kind of an anomaly.

>>16143733

>tfw fighting back only made it escalate to the point of being constantly ganged up by 4 to 6 people and not even changing schools stopped it

I'm still glad I wasn't born in the US or I would have shot up the fucking place instead of simply breaking a few teeth.

>>16144789

>Suck it up and buy more hats.

Wrong game, you mean lootboxes.

>>16143632

Gotta give the shota enthusiast what she paid for somehow.

>>16144804

Fat hate is surprisingly good at motivating self hating fat people to exercise.

There was one guy famous a few years ago because a guy kept messaging him calling him "fat fuck" for years, in the end the guy lost 2/3rs of his weight and looked just a bit over average.

>>16144784

But these stories are obvious bullshit though.

>>16144804

It's not like there are any good videogames out now or anything. Might as well get it over with and start by planning out your day, what time for entertainment you have, you can try and get your backlog taken care of with to kill two birds with one stone. In my experience, exercise is the easy part, staying with it and making it part of your lifestyle and the diet are the hard parts. Monitoring calories is a pain in the ass

>always ate whatever the fuck I wanted

>be it chips, chocolate, milk fatty foods and whatever the fuck

>still underweight hungry skeleton over 2 decades later

it has to be in the genes

>>16144818

I wouldn't be so sure about that. Life writes more ridiculous and improbable scenarios than any fiction can imagine.

>>16144657

>>16144670

>My point is that leftists like to drum that up as proof that fat women were, at one point, the height of attractiveness for the majority

Acktually, fatness was commonly considered a beneficial sign of wealth well into the industrial age. I know you yanks don't have much in the way of old wives tales, but in folk tradition over here in Yrop it's still kindly remembered.

It's become wrong recently, because context has changed, and the good of fat is outweighted by the bad: obesity is no longer a sign of wealth. I know how your yank brain works, so let me stop you now and reassure you I'm not saying that obesity is good.

>>16144836

There's as many faggot nerds that like to remind people of that here as there, I promise you.

>>16144836

I live in yurop too. Fatness was never considered attractive.

Being attracted to someone wealth/property/land and being attracted to the body are two different things

>>16144836

It's worth clarifying that "fat" in the context of the past was very relative. It was usually more of a "slightly on the chubbier end of a healthy body weight, but not rail-thin like the majority of poor people."

>>16144840

You were there then, yeah? Because the historical literature disagrees with you, and selective tastes do very much change with culture.

>>16144836

>a beneficial sign of wealth well into the industrial age

Again, I do recommend taking a stroll through an art gallery or two once you get the chance and making particular note of how women were depicted. Very rarely will you actually fat ones, and certainly not presented as beautiful.

Also, "evil ugly/fat person" has been a thing in Western fiction for centuries, so that's another strike against your bullshit.

>because context has changed

No, it hasn't. Stop pulling shit out of your ass.

>obesity is no longer a sign of wealth

You do realize that for the longest time rich people were part of the warrior aristocracy and had to train intensely for much of their lives, right?

>>16144847

>historical literature disagrees

And I'm sure you've read the history of each european country and arent projecting some greek shit on everyone right now.

>>16144849

Even when they weren't soldiers, they weren't even "Overweight", they weren't MALNOURISHED.

>>16144804

>be overweight and depressed

>185 cm, 115 kilos

>friend gets a job at a nearby gym

>invites me to join in

>sure why not what do I have to lose

>weight apparently

>3 months in I'm down to 103 kilos

>Mantits are going away

>Flubby belly visibly reduced

>Dick lenght went up half a centimeter

I feel pain in my muscles all day every day, but it's a good pain, the complete opposite of the pain caused by hopelessness and self loathing.

<accept that my life is not worth worrying about

Don't do this, don't fucking do this, you'll end up inching closer and closer to suicide.

I understood it a bit late, while I was speeding on mountain roads, tires screeching at every turn while hoping I'd fly my car off the side and be done with it, but I didn't have the strenght to do it. So I decided to "kill" myself in another way: by destroying everything that I was, piece by piece.

This process takes time, money and hard work, but after a bit I started to like it.

Investing in yourself is the best choice any person can make about themselves and their lives, so don't fucking give up on yours, even if everybody else did.

>>16144847

>but not rail-thin like the majority of poor people

Where do you people get this nonsense? The majority of the populace wasn't starving to death most of the time, especially since the majority was farmers and had access to fucking farms.

>Because the historical literature disagrees with you

[citation needed]

And better make sure your sources are good and not whatever bullshit you masturbate over on /leftypol/.

>and selective tastes do very much change with culture

About the only "people" that have a different taste in body type are niggers. Why not take all of 5 minutes to google sculptures and art from Egypt, India, South America et al and come to the shocking realization that nobody bothered depicting fat people outside of edge cases.

>>16144847

>You were there then, yeah? Because the historical literature disagrees with you, and selective tastes do very much change with culture.

>historical literature disagrees with you

HAHAHAHAHA

What a joke.

I must have missed all the ancient loving descriptions of fat.

Just becaue someone found a fat statue or two doesn't mean it was commony accepted. like furries of today, there were disgusting rejects of humanity that created their OC back then too.

if anything, the venus of willendorf was made as a joke. probably the reason it doesn't actually have a face is so the sculptor couldn't be accused of making it in any particular person's likeness because that particular person would have murdered them for insulting them.

>>16143741

>>16144848

>>16144849

>I do recommend taking a stroll through an art gallery

Please do! Then tell me if women in Michelangelo's frescoes are thin like supermodels, or rather muscly and corpulent. Same for statues in antiquity: muscly men and thicc women.

You yanks have a bad habit when you discuss things: you polarize in either one of 2 completely idiotic opposites, which renders the discussion futile. So right now in your idea, we're discussing whether the entirety of western civilization had a raging hard on for morbidly obese women or not.

We're not: the threshold for 'fat' was simply higher, because the perception of wealth played a major role in attraction. Hunger was a real thing in the West up until the 19th century, so don't think it's just a matter of opportunism and social ladders: it was also the material wellbeing of the family.

PEARLS TO SWINES

>>16144804

Here's better material.

>>16144867

>implying Michelangelo, Ruben, etc's chunky women had anything to do with what the average woman looked like at the time and weren't just the equivalency to the people who draw unbelievable huge basketball tits on women today.

>>16144867

>are thin like supermodels, or rather muscly and corpulent

Now you're just arguing bullshit. You're describing fashion and swimsuit models that represent the very pinnacle of female beauty. You can find a similar percentage of paintings depicting female perfection vs. good-looking, but generally down-to-earth women.

>and thicc women

Using niggerspeak isn't doing you any favors either. Few of them could be described as thick, and that's just you using the word to strengthen your failing argument.

If they were such a prevalent phenomenon why was Rubens notorious as a chubby chaster?

>the threshold for 'fat' was simply higher

>our fat is different shitlord!

Again, bullshit. First you argue that most rich people were fat, now you're saying that people back then had a different definition of fat (and therefore all their beautiful women were fat). Way to move the goalpost you leftist faggot.

>Hunger was a real thing in the West up until the 19th century

Again, nope. Yes, there were periods of famine, but for the most part people were fed. Unless you're willing to argue extraordinary events like war constitute the usual state of affairs in Europe.

>>16144884

I mean, enough fat might keep you from suffering organ damage, but you're still gonna hemorrhage to death.

>>16144885

It's called Kevlard for a reason.

>16144849

>>16144849

>because context has changed

>No, it hasn't.

Denial an argument does not make. I do not feel like reassuring you that the old life in Europe was so harsh, that being fat was actually rare in the young working class: and a rotund fella was synonymous with healthy breadwinner. You were given the information by locals who are into tradition: it's up to you to disregard it all and believe whatever bullshit you got from the internet now.

>>16144873

>t. american public education

but most importantly american

Here's another for the ignorant masses. In the middle ages, the paragon of beauty for a woman's skin was the pearl test. Ideally women had to be as pale as a ghost, so that a pearl on their skin would be almost invisible.

Because this was linked to indoor life, a great luxury only available to the nobles. It doesn't matter what I tell you, because in your head a movie is running where I'm actually defending obesity and not just explaining the situation of our difficult past.

>>16144447

> Small infrequent shits (once a day or every other day) are better for you and a marker for good colon health.

But how do you know there there is not a large mega-poop building up while only the smaller poops slip by, making you think that you have healthy digestion?

>>16144893

>being fat was actually rare in the young working class

It was also rare in young aristocrats because, guess what? They also tended to exercise a lot. That's what happens when you don't have a TV or the internet to waste time on.

>You were given the information by locals who are into tradition

Oh, so that's what your "sources" amount to. Nothing. Good to know /leftypol/ is consistent in that regard. Give proof that any of the bullshit you claim is true. Can't be that hard to refute the claim that Michelangelo and Rubens had a specific fetish.

>Ideally women had to be as pale as a ghost, so that a pearl on their skin would be almost invisible

>white skin is attractive

Stop the fucking presses!

Truly a shocking statement, not like every culture on the globe subscribes to the same standards. Fuckwit.

>because in your head a movie is running where I'm actually defending obesity and not just explaining the situation of our difficult past

You're not explaining anything, though. You're arguing that rich people in the past were fat, when that was not the case for the majority. There's plenty of full sets of plate armor that attest to this fact, as well as dresses worn by noble ladies.

Furthermore, we know Henry VIII was a very fit man until injury prevented him for participating in the most popular activities for men in those times. We have a few dresses from Elizabeth I that show she was not even remotely fat, even in her old age. And I'm talking about royalty here, the richest people in England. How about that?

The simple truth is you're an idiot, likely a degenerate faggot and a fat fuck trying to justify your shit lifestyle.

>>16144897

After a given point, it would literally have to tunnel through the blockage or squeeze it up out of the way causing significant acute distention you could feel. After a few times of that, and the corresponding constipation/bloating, you'd likely go to a doctor to figure out what's wrong. But if your shit is constantly soupy/mushy - the pressure builds gradually and you normalize it or just assume it's gas. And just speaking from personal experience - as someone who's used to fat and constantly had pasty shits to someone who is now a normal bodyweight and has healthy solid smaller shits - you have a much better general idea of where your internal organs are and what they're doing when you're thin. When you're fat, it's just all one gurgling differentiated mass of lard. Even trained doctors have a much harder time actually figuring out what's going on in there because nothing is in the right place and there's tons of fat smothering the problem areas.

>>16144946

*Undifferentiated mass of lard

>>16144946

I'm asking because I was doing the carnivore meme diet for a month (ask me anything if you want to) and I only had to shit like every two or three days and my fear was that something was building up. Conventional wisdom says that if you don't eat fiber you will be constipated, so that's what I was afraid of. I didn't have trouble going to the toilet when the urge finally came, and it all came out easily and in small solid bits, but very little and there was next to nothing to wipe off.

It could be that conventional wisdom was wrong and you don't need fiber to not get clogged, but there was always this fear in the back of my mind that conventional wisdom might be right after all.

>>16144998

>>16144784

Nice stories and all, but who believes that shit?

>>16145002

There's less believable shit that turned out true.

>>16144911

>It was also rare in young aristocrats because, guess what? They also tended to exercise a lot.

lol do you get your information from D&D and Games of Thrones? Nobles weren't a warrior caste always training, you know. And don't call it 'exercise', which together with 'sport' were unthinkable ideas before the modern age.

>white skin is attractive

You had no idea of what the pearl test was, don't lie. I can school around a kid like you forever, with middleage history your school cover in 6 months.

>You're not explaining anything, though.

You didn't study history in school at a higher level than basic public school. Take the word of someone who studied this in uni, from villages who folk songs still remember the passing of charlemagne, and who lives in a building older than America. If I don't get through, it's because you've built yourself a shield against SJWs and mistakenly take me for one.

>>16143673

The real question is that if they knew he was fused to the chair (somehow) why was there never a medical attempt made to surgically remove him from the chair?

>fat white woman

Yep, they're trying to appeal to ghetto niggers. This is like if they put an anime girl in the game to draw our audience.

>>16143835

>"He had tried effortlessly to get her out of the chair in vain."

So he took one look then said he wasn't going to do it?

>>16145015

>white

'Fairous' is an arabic surname.

>>16145007

>Nobles weren't a warrior caste always training

Except knights were expected to be able to ride a horse well enough to keep pace while in formation, be proficient in the use of several different weapons, be able to fight on foot, and all of this while wearing armor. And this stayed true well into the 16th century.

>And don't call it 'exercise'

But they did exercise, from a young age.

> which together with 'sport' were unthinkable ideas before the modern age.

>what is jousting and tournaments

You know, those events aristocrats, even kings like Henry VIII took part in?

>You had no idea of what the pearl test was, don't lie.

The fact you're so retarded you actually think it's a revelation to anyone that pale skin is considered attractive truly shows the depths of your idiocy.

>I can school around a kid like you forever

Yeah, you're doing a wonderful job of embarrassing yourself, I'll give you that.

>Take the word of someone who studied this in uni, from villages who folk songs still remember the passing of charlemagne, and who lives in a building older than America

Then, surely it's no problem to come up with sources that prove any of the bullshit you claimed about the attractiveness of fat people. Right, fatso?

>>16145004

I can believe a private dick finding some run-away wife in Africa or a BDSM club, but when I read about shoot-outs in scat clubs while wearing HAZMAT-suits I get suspicious.

>>16145000

Checked. President Jackson tried, anon. He tried.

But she's "thick," obviously you boys can't handle a real womyn. Where's Jamal?

>>16145007

And just to add, and to prove what a complete and utter nigger you are, people knew what exercise was, and its benefits, since antiquity, if not earlier.

Greeks and Romans wrote at length about how healthy it was to exercise. To Greeks maintaining a perfect physique was a way of life, as well as a religious rite, much like the fucking Olympics and all the sport disciplines they practiced there were, to Romans it was a practical necessity to fight more efficiently (Roman legionnaires had their own version of boot camp, with swimming pools, obstacle courses, marches, using weighted practice swords and shields, etc.).

In short, please kill yourself and don't embarrass yourself further you stupid fuck.

>>16145032

Remember when it was called "healthy" instead of this nigger ooga-booga ebonics shit?

I despise this fat-fetish either way, but at least I didn't feel like I was talking to a nigger while reading.

>>16145002

PMCs rescuing rich runaway daughters fucking everything alive from the nearest farm to the nearest African town is far from the most unrealistic stuff around.

I'm not saying it happened at all, or that it wasn't romanticized, I'm just saying I don't doubt it did.

>>16145021

I'm into humiliating idiots like you, so let me give you homework. The next time you hear that Sweden (((historians))) found out that niggers were the original inhabitants of the region, or something like that, remind yourself that this is your same handicap.

Just like they lack historical memory and are willing the let kikes teach them an entirely fabricated history, so you yanks neither remember the old world yourselves nor trust the Europeans who do.

>>16145018

So she's a fat immigrant woman that joined the Aussie special forces. How disgustingly progressive.

>>16145042

>confusing leftist hacks with actual historians

>using an ad hominem to refute hard evidence

>ignoring the whole other post about Greeks and Romans and their tradition of exercising

The only one you're embarrassing here is yourself. You've gone from defending fatties, to moving the goalpost, to denying facts to screeching about Jews in a pathetic attempt to defraud historians that have disproved your attempts at normalizing obesity.

We're basically done here. You have nothing left to argue with except pathetic insults.

This is happening because you faggots let it happen. You were okay with women being in combat even though they are laughably pathetic at anything physical, at dealing with stress, and at being physically aggressive. So now it has even progressed to getting fat women.

>>16145045

And just for good measure, have a list of Medieval sports so your asshurt burns a little while longer:

Archery, bowls, colf (the ancestor of golf), gameball (like football), hammer-throwing, hurling (like hockey), throwing horseshoes, jousting, skittles (precursor to bowling), stoolball (precursor to cricket), wrestling.

>>16145049

They can be used for meat shields though.

>>16143610

>that poor tortured skelly with bent legs

>>16145034

>conflating olympics and exercise

Holy shit, american public school to the rescue. The olympic GAMES were a sacred ceremony, so important they put wars in hiatus. The point of the games was the peaceful competition, not exercising the body or scoring points for a championship.

>conflating greek-roman history with our immediate past

Schools of antiquity built both body and mind, obviously for the few nobles who attended them (the people were normally illiterate and unschooled). But the concept of gymnasium in the ellenistic world didn't survive a millennium into the christian era. In the middle ages, aristocracy was prone to all excess, fat and filthy. And the people were still unschooled, meaning no culture of school-oriented healthy gymnastics existed: just lots of labor from dawn to dusk.

>>16145024

Learn from this exchange. There is no way to teach someone who made his knowledge of history from public school and scraps gathered on the internet. America lots its character because quite simply, it doesn't remember its own past.

>>16145061

>just lots of labor from dawn to dusk

Are you fucking retarded?

>>16145007

>>16145066

I'm surprised no one even brought up England outlawing soccer/football because it was so popular that it was eating into the mens' mandatory archery practice for the state levy.

>>16145061

>The point of the games was the peaceful competition, not exercising the body or scoring points for a championship.

"No citizen has a right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training… what a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." - Socrates

So, what you're claiming in your infinite idiocy is that Greeks didn't train in preparation for the Olympic games? You're saying they weren't a tad obsessed with having beautiful bodies?

>But the concept of gymnasium in the ellenistic world didn't survive a millennium into the christian era

Yet people still exercised and played sports in the Middle Ages.

>aristocracy was prone to all excess, fat and filthy

>the "Medieval people didn't bath" meme

Goes to show the retardation at play here.

>And the people were still unschooled, meaning no culture of school-oriented healthy gymnastics existed: just lots of labor from dawn to dusk.

You're talking about a period that spans about 1500 years, across nearly half the landmass of Earth and encompasses millions of people and hundreds of cultures, and you openly claim that none of them exercised, played sport or understood the relationship between exercising the body and staying healthy. Not only are you a complete imbecile, but you still go around pretending that people in the Middle Ages were stupid enough to not understand something as basic as exercising their bodies to build up strength.

>>16145073

He'll just deny that anyone ever played sports in the Middle Ages like he's been doing the whole time.

>>16144992

What your gut bacteria needs depends entirely on what you eat. A strict diet of exclusively meat will genocide all the bacteria that isn't needed to digest meat and more bacteria for digesting meat will be present.

Fuck my fucking life man, shit. I just picked this game up like a couple of weeks ago too.

>>16143630

Ubisoft is completely kiked.

I gave up on that company a long while ago.

>>16145090

>Ubisoft

>Females everywhere

>Censorship

You deserve it, at least there are still some resident cocksuckers that still play the game. You can join their gang and try and justify the latest pozzing with them.

>>16145090

Big mistake, the time to play this game, if at all, was about 1.5-2 years ago.

>>16145090

>a couple weeks ago

>despite uplay

>after ubikikes started banned anyone that anything remotely offensive like 'spicy' or 'nigeria'

>despite the bans of toxicity

You have no one to blame but yourself.

>>16145090

>>16145101

>isnt this also the game that cucked out to chinese censorship?

Also this. Removed skeletons and suggestive neon from a fucking strip club map in order to appease chinks.

>>16145101

it was supposed to be censored for everyone, but than they decided to not do it. I doubt that somehow… (i don't play it, can't say if something has changed)

>>16145078

You can't tell obviously, but you have the typical bad habit of a kid argumenting outside of his expertise. Don't keep bringing separate, outlandish arguments in a dispute over a specific context.

Are you stupid, bringing in the olympics when we're discussing aesthetics in the pre-industrial Europe? It's a specific period, you don't keep conflating examples from all around history.

You either have an idea of life in rural Europe before the world wars, or you don't. No bringing in fit pyramid builders and the s gay lovers of Marcus Aurelius.

>>16145106

IIRC they bowed to pressure and now there's two separate versions of the game.

>>16145113

Has it been patched to not paint the entire thread red if the OP posts one of the images, by the way?

>>16145108

But where's the proof of your claims then?

>>16145119

The meme shows you're getting nervous. Don't and just accept knowledge from someone who obviously has an education above yours, not only scholarly but from knowing his people's folklore on site.

It's telling that you have to bring in ancient greeks and fantasy-tier middleages, but you never addressed the point you're a yank with public school education. Because you know those are valid points, they hit home.

No one is telling you that the SJW landwhales are right, anon. Just that in starving Europe, plump was a sign of wealth and the thin models of today didn't exist as the paragon of beauty. You don't accept common knowledge from the ol' country, well it's up to you.

>>16145140

Shit man how do I make the board dark?

>>16145144

GEE I WONDER IF IT MIGHT BE SOMEWHERE IN THE OPTIONS MENU

>>16145140

>virtual boy simulator: the imageboard theme

I didn't know there were people that enjoyed eye rape. Fascinating.

>>16145144

Try typing "CSS" into a search engine. Have fun.

>>16145144

top right corner [Options],

then [Theme],

write your own CSS style or select a few presets from the Drop-down Menu below.

>>16145150

Thanks man.

>>16145170

why is the penis as dark as bone on the X-ray?