9c05a8 No.16126576
>I played all the way through Pokemon Black only using the fire starter and nothing else
Every other Pokemon looked lame so I didn't wanna use them, it was touch and go but mostly a cakewalk. The stupid part is I could've got 15 hours in, exhausted all the good exp and hit a dead end I couldn't get past with the fire pig and spent hours grinding up the shitmons or starting all over again.
28f1a5 No.16126586
I played a vide game and had fun.
511961 No.16126588
>play STALKER
>check missions, main one is to kill strelok
>get a good bit into the game
>find out im strelok
>kill myself
>no secret ending
dc89bf No.16126592
4c4d6d No.16126600
In Dark Souls 3 I didn't see the way to Crystal Sage so I went through the catacombs and all and spent too many hours trying to figure out how to get past the invisible wall to Irithyll before realizing I'm fucking blind and retarded.
>>16126588
Wew
3b709c No.16126611
I'm pretty sure everybody's done a starter only playthrough of Pokemon.
8f0ab2 No.16126619
>>16126576
As a child I played hours upon hours of racing vidya with the arrow keys and now I can't help but tap-brake dorift in every game that has driveable automobiles of some description.
605d97 No.16126623
>to this day, haven't completed some games because you have to hump the walls, every corner of the map to figure out where to go
i fucking hate metroidvanias
8f0ab2 No.16126643
>>16126623
>he doesn't autistically hump every wall in every stage for easter eggs/secret weapons/crap that's necessary to 100% the game
b5ad82 No.16126644
Spend thousands upon thousands of hours playing games I don't even like.
0cab41 No.16126652
>>16126576
Pokemon after 3rd Gen was a fucking mistake
The fact that they haven't done a middle game after the garabge fires that were Diamond, Pearl, Platinum doesn't help as well.
>>16126588
WEW
e1f0f7 No.16126716
I started browsing imageboards
18357d No.16126745
>>16126652
This comic made me chuckle. Honestly, I'd read a webcomic based entirely around Garfield pissing off Jon as he tries to play video games. Jon's already a kissless virgin so it fits.
0cab41 No.16126748
>>16126745
There's like 5 of these
Check the lol thread
b6b339 No.16126750
000000 No.16126771
>>16126576
I once jacked off to eroge using a bag of dog shit.
e90ec0 No.16126777
>>16126771
If this is true it takes the cake
6b8330 No.16126781
I bought a """"""physical copy""""" of Fallout New Vegas for PC thinking it was an actual physical copy. When I put the disc in and it said it required Steam, I packed it back up, took it to the store for a refund, then pirated it when I got home.
0cab41 No.16126784
>>16126781
Fallout 3 was even worse
It was bound to GFWL
6b8330 No.16126795
>>16126784
GFWL and Steam are just as bad as the other.
8d4da5 No.16126799
>>16126576
Did that in Crystal a long time back. Was my first Pokemon game, and I've since done my best to try to have more well rounded teams.
>>16126745
There's about eight or nine total, I think.
>>16126771
For what purpose.
0cab41 No.16126803
>>16126795
Not in this case
GFWL literally didn't work and locked people out of their game.
bad5bd No.16126822
>>16126576
I take it your less than 20 years old. Black isn't even a decade old and only kids do stupid shit like sticking to one mon. I should know. I did the same exact thing when I first played Crystal way back then. I beat the whole game and Red with just my lvl 96 Typhlosion (named Fireball) + 5 hm slaves / death fodder. In case my Typhlosion got knocked out, I'd switch in the death fodder and fully revive Fireball with an item. Shit was easy until I met Red and his fucking surfing Blastoise.
2f3169 No.16126827
>>16126822
StarStarter-only is piss-easy mode
b1d975 No.16126832
Modded Skyrim for 2 day into a futa sex rape bestiality adventure
>jacked off once
>delete
b5ad82 No.16126833
>>16126777
Totemic trips confirm, autism is with us.
4a1fd1 No.16126835
>>16126832
<jacking off once in two days' time
zen master
1c4791 No.16126837
>>16126832
Saved any screenshots by any chance?
8d4da5 No.16126841
>>16126822
>Not having taught Typhlosion Thunderpunch.
Granted you probably still wouldn't one shot it, but it's better than trying to beat it with fire moves or Strength
3bf590 No.16126844
>>16126832
>jacked off once
>delete
You did what everyone else here does with Skyrim. What people don't realize is that the Mod Manger is the actual game, not Skyrim.
c8f267 No.16126846
>>16126576
shot a load of cum onto my sister's feet back in 1996 when she was 8 and i was 15. got charged as an adult and got 4 years in san quentin. pretty much ruined any future i might have had!
dcafed No.16126850
I played halfway through FEAR before realizing you could slowmo
9c05a8 No.16126854
>>16126814
Fucking moron. What did you buy with the money?
3b709c No.16126855
>>16126850
I remember a friend telling me he beat some old shooter, not sure which, without switching weapons. Now if he meant not switching at all, like even picking up a new gun won't do it, or he just used whatever was on screen I don't know.
b1d975 No.16126856
>>16126854
hope he got ice cream
b5ad82 No.16126857
>>16126846
>little sister's feet
Truly the best feet, you did nothing wrong.
d1ec54 No.16126860
I thought a billionaire jew loving zionist could save America from jew wars and the shitskin horde.
48d0eb No.16126862
>>16126846
A gentleman would have made her cum too.
6c6227 No.16126875
>>16126576
I also have a habit if doing that exact thing. The starter pokemon is so strong that you never have to swap. Eventually it snowballs and it can solo the elite four. Never understood why they never addressed that. That being said I didn't play Cuck and Moon.
1897fc No.16126903
Let someone "borrow" my Dreamcast. Never saw it again. RIP.
dcafed No.16126908
>>16126903
I bought a dead Genesis when I was a kid. When I realized what I've done I was sadder than ever.
827c32 No.16126918
>>16126576
If that is the stupidest thing you've done you have had a pretty comfy life. My stupidest thing was when I was a child, I stole the only dollar bill out of the savings jar and put a few dimes in to cover my tracks thinking no one would notice.
b5ad82 No.16126919
>>16126860
This might actually be mine too, although I've done some wildly stupid and antisocial shit in my time so maybe not. It's up there.
0d1d43 No.16126921
5001d3 No.16126962
000000 No.16127043
>>16126799
>For what purpose.
I was a fucking moron.
>horny teen
>too shy to get a gf, but really desperate for something
>don't want to buy masturbators like fleshlights because there's no discrete way of purchasing them
>parents went out one evening for dinner or something
>while I was deciding what I wanted to jack off to, my dog indicated he wanted to go out
>dog is pretty fucking big, so he takes massive dumps
>usually just take him over to some woods where he could shit
>but no, tonight was my night
>know that his shit is squishy, but not runny because I take him on walks often and clean up for him
>concluded a while back that it was the perfect viscosity for a masturbator, so by this point I already talked myself into going ahead with it
>grabbed a bag and took him out
>he shat, cleaned it up and tied it off
>go back to the computer and load up Meet n Fuck Cruise
>test out shitbag
>it's still warm
>put on the tiniest bit of lube
>feels fucking good man
>suddenly, while I'm fucking the maid, a sharp pain
>take off the bag
>dick is covered in dog shit and has this giant scrape on it
>there's a fucking tear in it from a stick that got picked up with it
>scream "WHAT THE FUCK"
>panic, drop bag and run over to the bathroom
>there are some white specks I notice while I'm cleaning
>it's ringworm
>hyperventilate, have panic attack
>clean and disinfect my dick for an hour
I don't think I'll do anything more shameful.
02e379 No.16127050
Do people actually pay $80 for a game?
d1ec54 No.16127051
>>16127043
Even as a little kid I was never retarded enough to even think of shit like this.
02e379 No.16127059
>>16126846
>got charged as an adult
Why though?
f80563 No.16127062
>>16126846
>feet
You deserve it
9caa06 No.16127065
>>16127043
What the fuck was wrong with you?
4a1fd1 No.16127069
>>16127043
this fucking lad
b5ad82 No.16127070
>>16127062
If it makes you feel better I sucked my little sister's loli toes with a massive erection and nothing ever happened to me.
53f7a1 No.16127075
>>16127043
As expected of a tornigger.
bad5bd No.16127082
>>16126846
Cangrats, man. You're officially more respectable than this guy → >>16127043
df0aab No.16127085
>>16127043
I can die happy knowing I am not nearly as retarded, disgusting, and retarded as you.
4c4d6d No.16127087
>>16127043
May your stupidity never be forgotten
000000 No.16127108
I forgot to include why I mentioned I screamed "what the fuck." It was so loud that my neighbor came over to check up on me in the middle of cleaning my dick.
>>16127075
I switched over because I don't want this traced back to me somehow.
0cab41 No.16127109
>>16127043
He's using TOR so you know it's true
e83398 No.16127117
>>16127043
i don't even have a fucking proper reaction image you cunt my sides are in orbit
8d4da5 No.16127129
>>16127043
Right up there with these two fuckos. And posting that on another Friday no less.
>>16126814
But did you sell all the games with it.
3a20e7 No.16127133
story time I guess
>Metroid Zero Mission
>GBA and the game is my sister's but I play it more
>we both suck at it
>always have to ask for her help to get past the worm boss
>could never open red hatches
>get stuck very early on because we're both retarded
>one day wearing a felt graduation cap I got from preschool all day because I was young and kids do shit like that
>sister is searching desperately for a book that's been over due from the library for weeks
>can't find it
>walk in her room while she's frantically searching
>see a backpack under her desk
>"is it in there"
>it is
>she lets me play her GBA because she's so excited she finally found that book
>come to the red hatch
>bigthink.jpg
>fire missile
>it works
>mfw
>show sister, we're both ecstatic
>tells me to keep the hat on forever
I lost the hat at some point in time
1c4791 No.16127136
>>16127043
And I thought having a glass lightsaber break inside my ass when I was a 17 was embarrassing.
b1d975 No.16127154
>>16127043
dunno man, worst i had was a carrot up my ass
e8e14e No.16127157
>>16127133
Does your sister ever dress up in a zero suit for you, anon?
000000 No.16127162
>>16127129
>Right up there with these two fuckos.
I just used dogshit to masturbate with. Those fags inserted things into their orifices.
0064d6 No.16127163
>>16127043
Die you communist retrokid faggot.
2c4974 No.16127174
Hyped up 8 year old me excitedly mashing buttons waiting for Pokemon Stadium to load up since I had just leveled my favorite pokemon Zapdos up to 100 for the first time.
3a20e7 No.16127176
>>16127157
nobody will ever come close to looking like samus, she's too perfect
b1d975 No.16127179
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e8e14e No.16127180
>>16127176
Then does your sister acknowledge this and make it her life's aspiration to help you attain and impregnate Samus while she serves refreshments to the two of you as a live-in maid?
3b709c No.16127183
>>16127043
Is this an AVGN fanfic?
8d4da5 No.16127187
>>16127162
And yet you couldn't just go out and buy some playdough or something. Had to be dog shit with ringworm in it.
582c08 No.16127193
53f7a1 No.16127194
>>16127162
It's just as bad.
3a20e7 No.16127195
>>16127180
do you get off to imagining other people fuck?
you know what that's called, right?
bad5bd No.16127197
>>16127162
they also never masturbated with ringworms, Luciano Mendez
>>16127176
since this thread is going down the shitter. here, have some porn
0cab41 No.16127200
This was a better lol thread than the last lol thread
b1d975 No.16127203
>>16127197
>this sterile as fuck plastic dolls basic bitch blender render 0.5 second loops
CAN SOMETHING ACTUALLY FUCKING GET GOOD WITH 3D PORN!??!?!?
e32ec1 No.16127204
Lost my copy of Sonic Adventure 2 Battle for the nintendo gamecube
200752 No.16127209
Three instances come to mind, two very similar to each other as I fuck around for something very obvious:
<Resident Evil 2 (original)
>Clare A or was it Leon B? I can't remember that well
>have to make cure for Sherry
>turn on V.A.M device to make cure
>fuck around, trying to find on switch
>V.A.M switch was right next to surgery table in the same room whole time
<Kingdom Hearts 3
>Toy Story world
>pilot giant robot to find pieces of Cactuar to make a path
>last pieces are out of reach
>fuck around for half an hour only to find out the damn robot can fly
I think this last one is more forgivable:
<Zelda: Minish Cap
>shrink and use special mineral water to make green beans grow to advance
>"Hey, it isn't working. Maybe I need to water in the right place?"
>go back and forth getting mineral water and failing
>look it up online
>you can carry the fucking seed, despite it being 10x mini-Link's size, then put it into a hole to water it
plz no billy
3a20e7 No.16127214
>donkey kong country on wii virtual console
>never played it before, using gamecube controller
>get frustrated after a few levels because I keep falling in pits
>can't figure out how to get over them for my life
>finally learn there's a dash button
>I can get over the pits now but because of how the controller is laid out it's a pain in the dick
even with a real controller I still don't really like the game that much
8d4da5 No.16127225
>>16127214
There's an adapter you can get that allows an SNES controller to work with the Gamecube, Wii, and apparently even the Switch.
53f7a1 No.16127233
e90ec0 No.16127245
>>16127214
You need to get some taste lad, DKC is great
3e8b51 No.16127246
Pornhub embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>16127203
You won't find anyone better than SelfDrillingSMS.
d5ad95 No.16127361
>legitimate thread
>has content
>bumplocked
thanks mod! not like I WAS ENJOYING THIS THREAD OR ANYTHING YOU
NIGGER
3e8b51 No.16127417
>>16127361
That's Mark for ya.
b6b339 No.16128107
>>16127043
>there are some white specks I notice while I'm cleaning
>it's ringworm
Ringworm is a fungal infection, not a worm. You might have meant roundworm, but those are actually earthworm-sized (I've seen them, though more often in dog puke than their shit) so they aren't "specks" by any stretch.
Not saying that the story is false based just on that, but some fact-checking can alter a one-off spaghetti into some epic pasta, if you get my meaning.
3e8b51 No.16128117
>>16127043
I wish Mark didn’t bumplock this thread because you deserve more mocking.
f72d2f No.16128142
>>16127043
you disgusting fucking faggot i have to put my pizza in the fridge now
kill yourself
0e963a No.16128240
I bought a game cube at a time when the game cubes were going through the most problems (crashing, need for reboot, etc.) And THEN tried playing Batman Begins all the way through on it. Amazingly, I did manage to not only play the game all the way through but actually beat the final boss (scarecrow) and win the game.
000000 No.16129368
I really did a number on the thread.
>>16128107
>Ringworm is a fungal infection, not a worm.
That's my mistake. I always thought ringworm was an actual worm.
>You might have meant roundworm, but those are actually earthworm-sized (I've seen them, though more often in dog puke than their shit) so they aren't "specks" by any stretch.
I never picked it off an examined it, but it seemed far smaller. It could've just been that the lot of it was covered in shit, or it was split in half due to furious masturbation.
8d4da5 No.16130323
>>16129368
>I really did a number on the thread.
With your dog's number two.
92aa23 No.16130728
>>16127043
>Passenger_of_Shit_origin_story.rtf