/v/ - Video Games

>>16093205

>>16093106

Nobody is stopping you from discussing the games or posting loli

OP is a literal fag

I really do miss fun concepts like ape escape, video games used to be so much and creative, but now it goes to indie devs to do that, and still fuck it up.

>>16093093

>There will never be an HD release of Ape Escape that has a massive render distance, 60FPS, and dynamic lighting, and a cell shaded graphics

>TFW Sony could have taken advantage of their Wii knockoff controllers from last gen to make an Ape Escape remake where rather then using the left analog stick for using the items they could have bound it to motions with the controller and kept gadget switch to the face buttons

>TFW Ape Escape was a controller selling game when it was introduced so the prior point could very well have worked

>TFW An Ape Escape remake could have been Sony's WindWaker HD

>TFW Sony is obsessed with high detail models rather then stylistic visuals

>TFW most of the attention the games get these days is by fucking lolicons

>TFW series legacy has been tainted by shallow sexualization of the cast

I do not have an image to express my sorrow.

I enjoyed all of them, charming games. But I guess for favorite I would have to go with the first. Wish I could play Million Monkeys.

I've only played 3 because the loli was cute

it was fun though.

>gay shit

It's gay.

>>16095004

now that you put it that way, that's pretty sad. my first ape escape was the psp remake of the original and I fucking loved it, are 2 and 3 just as good?

>>16096759

>my first ape escape was the psp remake of the original and I fucking loved it

Go back and play the original, the psp version is not the best version of the first game.

>are 2 and 3 just as good?

Yes they are, the more complicated answer is which one is better.

>>16096797

I thought 3 was pretty universally considered better than 2.

>>16096806

I have talked with people who swear that the second is better, I've never understood how unless they just really liked the level concepts because I've always found the 3rd to be better.

>>16096827

Longer load times for one, I played it when it released and the loading screens were much longer compared to the original. The control scheme always irked me on the psp as well because the game and the gadgets were designed around the DS and two analog sticks.

>>16094947

moar

I beat my dick so hard to Ape Escape 2. Some of you may call me weird, or even a freak, but I can’t resist the carnal desires I have for this game. The moment I hear the Ape Escape 2 theme play at the title screen I get a MASSIVE erection and have the BEST of times while playing this game. I have a designated cereal box that I use to store my ape escape-produced seed so that I can remember all the good times I’ve had over this past week. Yes, I masturbate to this game daily - it’s part of my morning routine. I’ve found that masturbating to Ape Escape 2 increases both your mental and physical strength. After a month of masturbating daily to Ape Escape 2, my intellect had transcended miles above the average human. Every day I find myself growing stronger, and feel like a god among men. You mortals should fear the day that I reach my full potential. Ape Escape 2 will soon be known across the world, no, the UNIVERSE, as the harbinger of my destruction upon this mortal plane.

I just started playing Ape Escape 2 a couple of weeks ago. It's really fun. Been a while since I played a 3D platformer and this one is energetic, fast paced and rewarding in how tense it was. What I find cool about it is there's moments where you'll miss with your swing, the game will wind up for it like you've got the ape but then you flub it. This isn't frustrating however. Swings are very non-committal and satisfaction just comes from a secured ape. It just adds to the tension of the capture until you secure the monkey and a flub that results in just a few seconds penalty just builds up to more satisfaction once you've captured it.

>>16097085

that artist has so much potential but most of his Ape Escape shit is rape/abuse crap

>>16097266

>he doesn't like rape/abuse

absolutely low t

>>16096827

I think the PSP remake also removed one of the original minigames and replaced it with a new one and cut off Jake's ponytail

>>16097292

hello nigger

>>16097292

>Being a sadist

shalom

>>16097292

Imagine thinking rape is anything but a fetish for subhumans. Handholding is the patrician fetish.

Gravity Rush crossover when?

>>16105117

Or by Crimson.

>>16105117

>>16097292

Tender love only!

Never played it yet

>>16105081

Spike x Kat confirmed canon

>>16093093

I love Sony Japan division games particularly the Ape Escape serie. Fuck the western division for doing shady bullshit.

>>16108043

The boy also has a really fucking annoying voice in the US version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItDK9TY7358

God, Yumi was great. Ape Escape 3-2 when?

>>16113291

What game did you get instead?

Is there any Sony series that had it worse than Ape escape?

>>16093093

BIG APE ESCAPE FAN HERE

>game

Have only played 2

>minigame

Dance Monkey Dance

>gadget

Dash Hoop

>music

Monkeys on Parade

>level

Simian Citadel

>protagonist

Jimmy

>side character

Natalie is my waifu

>boss

Pink money and Giant Yellow Pedophile

>moment/memory

That bit where Jimmy finds Pipotchi after looking for him for so long

>wishes and hopes

An english localized, HD remaster of Million Monkeys for the PS4 and Ape Escape 4

>>16131146

You played the worst game, play 3 at the very least.

>>16131253

What's so bad about 2? I really enjoyed it, my only complaints were the bad Camera but it was a pretty fun game nonetheless

>>16131253

2 is my favorite. All three play pretty much the same, but 3 took me less time to beat than 2, so I go for the one that occupied me for longer. Also, Monkey Soccer is the best minigame. Using the monkeys you catch in the main game is a really cool mechanic.

>>16125775

>First game was important to Sony because it was the first game to use the dualshock controller.

>It was a successful game but they dropped it for a while until Ubisoft localizes AE2.

>Another success, making Sony thinking they could do anything with this IP.

>Forms a good trilogy like other PlayStation series only to be 40% of the series, with the rest being spin offs in different genres.

>Most of those spin offs aren't even good and the ones that are are mostly in japan only.

>Some were only made to sell shit gimmicks that nobody liked.

>The "alternate" series being this idea showing that Sony had no idea what the fuck Ape Escape even was, which may have given the series a bit of an identity crysis.

>No proper remaster compilation, just awkward PSP port and PAL AE2 in PSN.

>Monkey cameos in other games showing Sony thought it was the only thing people liked about the series.

>Website pretending to be an official source of news about the series was never truly fact checked.

>One of the main characters was brought into a weird crossover to show what the series actually was, only to be one of the weakest characters and get a shitty looking model.

>A trailer for Puppeteer celebrarting the history of Japan Studio showed some of their games, with Ape Escape being only represented by the last game, which was the shitty PS Move title, rather than the first game, which might as well be the studio's first game ever.

>A true sequel was planned since the third game and 10 years later, it was the year of the monkey, making Sony do a little jab and AE, only to end the year with a reveal for a sequel to a series nobody likes.

>That planned fourth sequel fans keep asking for was dropped in favor for the shit spin off that was the last game in the series.

>No one is making an interesting fan project or even acknowledging its abuse.

>Anime was never in the US, so they got a shitty flash cartoon instead.

>There were even 3 mobile games, but were lost.

Does anyone have that video of a bunch of black people dancing to ape escape music?

>>16106761

>George Zimmer

That's Tim allen

>>16136073

Overzealous mods

>>16136073

I want someone else to do the hard work

>>16136363

Who jerks you off then?

>>16136428

Nigga that's gay unless I'm the little girl

>>16134997

it can happen. I played Ratchet and Clank and love it, I think it's fantastic and I've 101%ed numerous times. I played the second game and it was so souless, I never touched it again and felt the series could only go downhill. I still like ratchet and clank, but feel only the first game did anything right.

>>16137186

>that first one

How can something so pure be so perfectly thicc?

>>16137575

>thick

Have you never seen a naked little girl? If they aren't complete sticks they're pudgy and square-ish until they're about 10 years old, that's when they start to develop proper breasts and wide hips.

t.not a rotherham citizen, but a man who had to take care of his much younger sisters and later his nieces

>>16137175

You missed out. The second Ratchet & Clank game is a vast improvement in almost every respect. I think you were just having a bad day when you played it or something, because I can't imagine anyone calling it soulless.

>>16097292

Nigger tier fetish

i want to play light hearted games again

>>16138243

Perhaps mechanically it was better, but I felt the story was sloppily handled. The first game dealt with Drek doing his planet harvesting while Ratchet planet hopped to find captain quark before having to face drek himself. The sequel tries to play up the proto pet but doesnt' tie ratchet into it and then there is angela who is just in the way and does nothing and isn't even funny and it just is so messy it's hard to say.