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dcaff8  No.16082411

>/v/ not celebrating the anniversary of the last time we actually liked a game

0af867  No.16082417

File: b67ab2f90cd5193⋯.webm (7.92 MB, 420x238, 30:17, pokegaymans.webm)

>>16082411

>we

Also it does they're called gaymnights and the fullderp threads


fa39e0  No.16082422

tribes is shit

even back then it was for soyboys


dcaff8  No.16082430

>>16082422

Nice cuckchan memes


fa39e0  No.16082439

>>16082430

the tribes matches were on cuckchan anyway so who gives a shit


7ada5f  No.16082509

File: 234cd21fae01d7b⋯.webm (7.93 MB, 956x720, 239:180, shazbot_the_hedgehog.webm)


486a0b  No.16082522

File: bdb57b975630236⋯.webm (7.04 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Rock_the_SHAZBOT.webm)

File: fba180ef650c87d⋯.webm (4.86 MB, 480x360, 4:3, Crossfireshire_shazbot_ro….webm)


f95504  No.16082526

>>16082411

Because one of the jannies bumplocked the previous thread. Board log has no mention of it, so who knows which.

>>16081299


dcaff8  No.16082529

>>16082439

>The tribes matches were on the /v/ we were on before we came here

And? You are trying too hard to fit in.


f95504  No.16082530

File: f2b4f1f1df392de⋯.png (79.68 KB, 664x277, 664:277, shaz.png)

>>16082526

>Board log has no mention of it, so who knows which.

Nevermind, board log page I had up didn't refresh when I checked. It was Mark.


040c95  No.16082533

File: 3f7069b663f384a⋯.png (597.7 KB, 972x936, 27:26, 5cKcw.png)

I remember that shit.


8e91bf  No.16082534

>All this time

>No one has made a Tribes like game again except Midair but that was so low budget there was no way it was going to take off

T:A had over a million active players, how the fuck did they mess it up?


22440b  No.16082544

File: 625a40c23e85888⋯.png (469.27 KB, 770x709, 770:709, 1460312899199.png)

>>16082533

All I remember is some nigger on our team was sniping heads with like 400 ping. What a fucking unit.


f57679  No.16082555

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16082534

>How the fuck did they mess it up

See vid related. Hi-rez is completely incompetent


000000  No.16082623

>>16082544

Hey. I live in Russia alright.


028356  No.16082629

>implying anyone on 8chan was actually on 4chan during the fucking shazbowl


096271  No.16082632

>>16082555

Wasn't Hi-Rez making a battle royale version?


dcaff8  No.16082639

>>16082632

Yeah but they canned it. A few seasons could be because of the negative response from fans after it got leaked or that they decided to make their other shitty Royal game.


1e1946  No.16082644

>>16082439

You do realize You are all fucking refugee's.

I'm not a refugee I immigrated 2 years before all all the exodus shit.


1e1946  No.16082647

File: 0fc832b9482aac1⋯.jpg (55.59 KB, 300x360, 5:6, 1356066195927.jpg)

>>16082629

>being this new


dcaff8  No.16082650

>>16082644

What board did you main. For me it was legion


028356  No.16082652

>>16082439

7 fucking years ago and a year before 8chan was even live, you just wanted to type 'cuckchan" really badly so you can feel like you're rolling with the big boys despite being a blatant fucking newfag


769e50  No.16082653

>>16082652

No hes right. Why should we care about cuckchan traditions? We left that place for a reason….


028356  No.16082657

>>16082653

> We left that place for a reason…

the reason we left wasn't because of stuff like the shazbowl back when we could actually play games with each other and have a good time and some laughs


8e91bf  No.16082660

>>16082653

Because we are refugees and maintaining and appreciating our culture is important. If mudshits get to do it then I think we should too.


028356  No.16082666

>>16082661

>will be reminiscing about the /v/GAs and musicals in a few years

I hope not, shazbowl was genuine laughs and people were actually playing and talking about fucking video games, /v/GAS on the other hand was just a circlejerk


0e3c20  No.16082670

>>16082661

>helped normalize relations with reddit

>cue anons shitting for reddit to this day

>>16082623

Съеби обратно в Бразилию, хуй.


1e1946  No.16082671

File: d9c0457260c72c9⋯.png (219.86 KB, 1004x768, 251:192, masterchan.png)

File: 643e772de66cb04⋯.png (292.37 KB, 1179x969, 393:323, 8chan.png)

>>16082650

I was originally on /b/ then /b/ was killed, and everyone was forced immigrate to other boards. i started going to /v/, i took off about 3 months and i noticed the mods were being fucking rulefags banning people for stupidest shit, i couldn't stand it anymore i thought i was changed but it was actually the new moderators and users from reddit.

I started browsing masterchan before it was killed by peodphiles, I saw 8chan but it was in its infancy and wasn't ready yet, then 2 years later the exodus happen and everyone moved to 8chan.


7cfe83  No.16082673

Fuck you and anyone who liked this game. Its an embarrassment to the series. Even Vengeance was a million times better, but since you're allm a bunch of underaged faggots you wouldn't know. Fucking diaf all of you.


0e3c20  No.16082678

>>16082670

>on reddit


028356  No.16082704

>>16082694

>The best threads on /v/ were off topic anyway.

perhaps /b/ is more your speed then


0e3c20  No.16082706

>>16082694

If you want to bitch about cancer and faggots flooding in, bitch about Chanology. Saying something like "having fun shitting on Reddit was wrong" is retarded, regardless of whether you're actually an oldfag or merely pretending.


2ee202  No.16082711

File: c70430dd5bf404b⋯.jpg (559.68 KB, 776x1054, 388:527, c70430dd5bf404bc7dd73ba5b1….jpg)

>>16082652

>7 fucking years ago and a year before 8chan was even live,

Over 7 years ago we knew you all were a bunch of cancerous newfags. You're only proving that. You faggots always went full rapefugees whenever 4chan went down.


dcaff8  No.16082712

File: a03af64ef6243e5⋯.jpg (96.83 KB, 567x709, 567:709, f2b[1].jpg)

>>16082704

There was a time period where this was the case.

Back in 2011-12 /v/ was basically /b/ 2.0 where half of the threads were blatantly off topic and no one gave a shit. Between autistic console fights and random threads about soup brands the off topic shit would often be better.


dcaff8  No.16082721

>>16082712

Too add and clarify I am not saying off topic threads weren't cancer but if the mods didn't give a shit how could you expect the anons too? I also noticed that the worse the off topic threads got the better the actual videogame threads would get because the retarded off topic faggots could stay in their threads.


1e1946  No.16082726

File: 02b4abcb0de930a⋯.jpg (701.8 KB, 1434x1800, 239:300, 63101.jpg)

>>16082712

a lot of oc was created.


1e1946  No.16082736

File: 3ca6e91987a5cd3⋯.jpg (1.42 MB, 3160x2756, 790:689, Jeewt.jpg)


1a5212  No.16082739

>>16082712

was that when moot liked /v/?

every board goes through that phase and its a golden age.


ddfb7b  No.16082744

>>16082712

It`s not like it changed, now people just spam low effort boomer memes and ironic threads


1787df  No.16082771

File: 5dc8b2decb3dcec⋯.jpg (30.58 KB, 410x380, 41:38, faggot.jpg)

>>16082694

<Don't care about your faggot fucking laughs. The best threads on /v/ were off topic anyway.

<I've been on 4chan since fucking 05 and /v/ since 07. I see through your bullshit.

<us oldfags eh


1e1946  No.16082801

File: 864e687a022c7b5⋯.jpg (280.48 KB, 1152x864, 4:3, 1422597717404.jpg)


f11dbe  No.16082808

>>16082736

You know, if you take into consideration the money pumped into all these lefty news companies by Obama, you could feasibly conclude that Obama killed 4chan.


1e1946  No.16082820

File: 45d98174632d460⋯.png (768.43 KB, 733x2364, 733:2364, Obama signs actions taking….png)

File: ff0517dd5b89d52⋯.jpg (1.26 MB, 1180x4216, 295:1054, Save The rooster.jpg)

>>16082808

he basically did, he funded a lot of leftist liberal organizations that would have died without him.


5455c5  No.16082823

>>16082736

If I’m not mistaken she even had a boyfriend, so moot sold us all out to hold the bags of m’lady


486a0b  No.16082824

>>16082808

>obama did it again

What an obummer.


d12e0a  No.16082835

File: 30025b9668c3ed3⋯.png (335.12 KB, 986x609, 34:21, 30025b9668c3ed38eb3e1e114f….png)

>>16082411

>we

We aren't all one person OP


1e1946  No.16082839

File: a36a5d18ea945f1⋯.jpg (2.38 MB, 2225x1600, 89:64, 1363417446299.jpg)

>>16082835

>We aren't all one person

Where do you think you are?


d12e0a  No.16082841

>>16082839

A grave


1e1946  No.16082844

File: e29119a05e89d63⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 90.83 KB, 403x358, 403:358, 1413856199149.jpg)

>>16082841

Then you must be in a grave danger.


0e3c20  No.16082848

File: b502fdf66e26292⋯.png (119.89 KB, 598x441, 598:441, 1428519504823-1.png)

>>16082844

CARLOS GET THE FUCK BACK TO MEXICO BEFORE I SHOOT YOU WITH A SLUG


1e1946  No.16082878

File: ece1131cb3b64ec⋯.png (51.25 KB, 250x167, 250:167, 1446643592026.png)

>>16082848

Sure if you can catch me, but you are probably slow as a slug


db0893  No.16082925

Oh hey, I made a thread about this last year. And then Mark fucking shadow-bumplocked the thread, the fucking kike.


168368  No.16082936

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>16082411

Hi-Rez and Reddit killed that game to hide away their shame of being beaten by people they detest.


23efc8  No.16082948

File: 04c20a67df025b5⋯.jpg (784.43 KB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 06d9016df876241de9c153d0e2….jpg)


733672  No.16083038

>>16082736

>lurk /v/ since 08 when i was an actual underage

>post a smug lolli

>permaban for being a pedo

>still ban to this day

meh, i almost forgot how it works in cuckchan onestly


15219a  No.16083051

>>16082948

I've only now realized how many of them are overweight and balding.


465a50  No.16083494

>>16082411

> last time we actually liked a game

I like games. This meme of /v/ not liking games is cuckchan shit and you should keep it and yourself there.


465a50  No.16083497

>>16082925

>shadow-bumplocked

Go back.


7ada5f  No.16083555

File: d9e054d1d80883a⋯.jpg (127.88 KB, 980x758, 490:379, redditors.jpg)

>>16082948

fuck reddit


d5b1e2  No.16083574

File: 6aebb01b5072666⋯.jpg (50.15 KB, 525x698, 525:698, IMG_20181227_021751.jpg)

>>16082411

>Implying we don't like games


a6d93e  No.16083669

File: 6cfb5d2e890b317⋯.jpg (333.23 KB, 1422x1222, 711:611, V video games.jpg)

File: c37e595ad4c0eda⋯.png (309.51 KB, 598x403, 46:31, VIDEO GAMES 3.png)

File: d68e805d15eeaac⋯.png (288.38 KB, 500x375, 4:3, VIDEO GAMES.png)

File: 882bdd8d9180713⋯.png (282.88 KB, 471x960, 157:320, Video Games 2025.png)

File: 6e1815083edb7d5⋯.jpeg (91.6 KB, 950x791, 950:791, Video Games.jpeg)

>Video games


cbf6c2  No.16083776

>>16082712

Seriously who and the fuck do you newfags think you're fooling? /v/ was /b/ 2.0 in 2007. Seriously faggot nigger how fucking new are you? Post 2010 /v/ was reddit.


a6d93e  No.16083842

File: 6f00c6df34ce487⋯.jpg (107.66 KB, 801x1000, 801:1000, Jaded Oldfag.jpg)

>>16083776

Just let them believe 11-12 is oldfag shit, i dont want them messing with the old memes and fads not even reddit or ebaumsworld touches, if we just let them keep thinking 2010 was peak oldfaggotry and when 4 chan went to shit then we can easily spot newfags, dont make it any harder than it needs to be


8f5e4d  No.16083932

>>16082555

>if a light armor guy crashes into a heavy armor class they lighter guy goes splat

How is this not in every game now?


a6d93e  No.16083957

>>16083932

do modern games even have armoursystems anymore?


d747e3  No.16084006

Sit around children, let me tell you a story about Hi-Rez, the parent who poisons their children in the night.

Hi-Rez makes games, good ones, then eventually makes them terrible ones through neglect, incompetence, malice, intent or pursuit of popular trends as of lately.

Look at their first game, Global Agenda. GA was Hirez looking at things like Team Fortress 2 and Monday Night Combat and thinking "we can do that, what if it were futuristic, but also we gave everyone a jetpack?". Was it as polished as Team Fortress or MNC? Not one bit, but it had things helping it stand out from either game.

First, everything in GA was projectile. Your minigun? Projectile. Your sniper rifle? Projectile, lead that shit. Your assault rifle? Projectile, LEAD THAT SHIT.

Next, GA was kind of a pseudo MMO where the whole shtick(or rather, the whole marketing campaign) was that it was purely PvP. This, while being a fair source of jank, was also a fair source of good shit. Things like build variety, because why be a healslut medic when you can be a fuckin plague doctor running around poisoning everything and everyone? Why be heavy weapons guy tank mowing down inferior women in hot skintight power armor when you can run around with a rocket launcher and shields?

Why be a faggy sniper(or not so faggy because the whole projectiles deal actually required a lot of skill from recons) when you can go around with an invisiblity cloak and an SMG/edgy sword ruining everyone's day with debuffs and catching people off guard, playing counter recon against both snipers and cloakers, supporting your assault/medic, and being credit to team?

Maybe you just want to run around putting up shields and turrets while using a shotgun and a big fuckoff mace. Another thing being psuedoMMO brought to the game was TTK. This wasn't a game where you can round a corner and get one shot, this was a game where you could have long, tense drawn out fights where winning was decided by skill, not by who shot first.

Finally the best part about GA was the mobility. This was a game where even the heavy assault class moved quick with decent movespeed and everyone had a jetpack. But the jetpack wasn't just an extended jump, they knew better. The jetpack had two special properties.

First, it was an equip-able item that you had to use before it activated. There was eventually a hands free update for it because apparently quick switching weapons was hard for faggots.

The second and more important aspect is that they did not allow you to fire while they were on. This meant skilled players could rocket up in the air where they had a good look on things, and then while they were falling, they could lead their shots to rain death from above while having a better view of everything(This included snipers getting away from assailants). This was the whole meat of the game that gave it nothing but mobility fights since standing still was a death sentence.

>So if GA is so good, why haven't I heard of it?

You haven't heard of it. Hirez being at the time a small studio meant they had shit all in terms of marketing budget and had nothing to go on besides that whole no-elves(no PvE) stunt which barely reached anyone. Then by the time the game reached steam F2P it was already ruined by a godawful, grindy PvE system and literal p2w crescent jetpacks that were more efficient than normal jetpacks and also allowed you to fire while in use because again, depth is for meanie heads or something.(You could buy those jetpacks using PvE currency but that took a decade to accumulate).


7ada5f  No.16084076

>>16084006

RIP Global Agenda, killed by incompetence way before its time JUST LIKE TRIBES ASCEND FUCKING HI-REZ


d747e3  No.16084110

File: 04bd8cec8319b8c⋯.png (1.16 MB, 1079x1078, 1079:1078, WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.png)

File: 89751f189bdcf3d⋯.png (1.13 MB, 1079x1078, 1079:1078, HIREZ IS FUCKING GAY.png)

I'd talk about Smite and Paladins but no one here cares about either and I went into either game knowing exactly what to expect, a really neat idea constantly being butchered in beta to try and suit a wider audience.

Smite was a decent idea for an assfaggots where the whole game consistently was the fun part instead of the last 10 minutes if you happened to get lucky and queue with three digit IQ friends on both teams with a lot of emphasis on aggressiveness and leading projectiles, but that was before they decided they really wanted to be LoL with a different camera angle and decided to gut mobility, map space and constantly make shit obsolete, and best of all, completely gut the whole "skillshots" aspect of it(because skill doesn't factor into shit when all projectiles are as wide as a barn and move five times as quick as you, and also this guy can deal crowd control out the ass while also shitting out more damage than any of the previous damage dealing mages could, much easier and much safer and at longer range, huehue it's just the meta bro maybe you shouldn't play low tier characters bro hirez please release more gay rainbow skins, robot skins and epic deejay skins so I can listen to the worst modern music has to offer in short bursts every five seconds, why I also think this godawful tank that adds nothing new is a good idea so you can make epic kappa jokes, because it's a kappa turtle, ha ha watch my nene ha ha, why I also love this monkey tier character whom a blind man can play and feel like he's playing with an advantage, and also thanks for having her movement animation be an epic floating dab please add more memes hirez)

And paladins is just heartbreaking because it's has a lot of things carried on from Global Agenda like a focus on mobility and flexible characters that can be played in various ways and a lot of risk reward and skill involved and more importantly it rarely had that I PRESSED E HUE HUE I WIN bullshit, every ultimate had build up, excellent sound cues and very rarely were complete bullshit that you couldn't see coming a mile away and plan accordingly. Eventually the game devolved into constantly gimping movement and thus giving hitscan characters the edge, because why have one call of duty man when you can have call of duty man, hipfire call of duty woman and call of duty woman with 100 round machinegun who literally rewards you for holding down M1 and also gets a free sort of map hack because someone like Bomb King, a literal living bomb who does nothing but throw around sticky bombs with tiny explosion radii and a pretty tricky projectile arc, lots of personality and movement tech(which was gimped because sticky jumping with your main weapon is haram, we gotta have an ability for that instead of both or god forbid having a talent for it).

Oh and let's not get into this push from qt archers like cassie to hot babes in skintight suits like Skye to furry reskin for the best character in the game(Pip, who has shittons of mobility and also is easily the most flexible character of the whole game, acting as either crowd healer, sustained healer(with a talent that lets his weapon's projectiles heal on a direct hit on an ally) and damage dealer to mobility flanker) and this fucking baboon who

>is exceedingly ugly

>has high damage hitscan abilities that also fork out and hit in an area of effect if you have a talent(Talents are like beginning of match abilities you pick that changes how an ability works(sometimes, a fair amount of the time it's just a stat increase to some shit))

>Has the biggest "ha ha I win" ult in the history of I win ults in the form of a giant fuckoff dragon with tons of health, a hitscan flame breath with quite the amount of range, that is capable of killing anyone in two seconds flat including tanks(and is capable of going through their shields because fuck you too), you also cannot outrun the dragon, and if you happen to kill it the baboon still lives because fuck you

Spoiler for your safety. Click at your risk

But that doesn't even come to how buggy the game is, from constantly crashing on matches, performance not varying regardless of graphical settings to their only melee character having a chance to be completely useless in a match because of a bug not allowing you to attack.

>Body was too long

We have char limits?


d747e3  No.16084111

But, y'know, it's fine because I saw that shit coming and I had three alternative games that scratched the itch that Global Agenda, Smite and Paladins did

AND THE THREE FUCKING GAMES DIED BECAUSE FIREFALL WAS A BUST, GIGANTIC WAS MURDERED BY PUBLISHERS AND JOURNALISTS AND THAT ONE EPIC GAMES ASSFAGGOT WHOSE NAME I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER WAS THE BIGGEST, SLOWEST, MOST MOVEMENT GUTTED PILE OF SHIT I'VE PLAYED IN YEARS AND IT HAD FUCKING CROSSPLAY, AND IT ALSO DIED

Before you say anything I didn't pay shit and I no longer play either game. Retards pay for Hirez games especially since they weekly reward you with premium currency for all your shitty skin needs and 99% of the time the default skins are the best ones

I'm angry, angry about multiplayer games. Everything I want either costs money and is obviously going to die(Titanfall 2, Angels Fall First) or is F2P and has Tencent involved or some garbage tier publisher, or a dev who doesn't know what they have on their hands and decide to butcher it to reach a larger audience.

Fuck multiplayer games.


e6456e  No.16084243

File: e24ef8b5f55409e⋯.jpg (41.5 KB, 600x333, 200:111, sheclchk3.jpg)

>>16082948

even the dog is fat


7374af  No.16084289

File: 65d2f34c22417ab⋯.png (389.46 KB, 512x512, 1:1, ying.png)

>>16084110

That's a shame. Paladins was genuinely fun when I played it a few years ago, as someone that didn't like Overwatch at all. I don't know what it is about HiRez that makes them keep gutting games with potential.


d747e3  No.16084331

Why is this thread bumplocked?

>>16084289

Because for some insane reason despite half the skins being garbage and crystals or gems or whatever it was called being given out for free you still have legions of whales whaling out to all the skins for no reason. They don't care that the game is buggy, or that it's getting constantly gutted, or if the last few champions were boring, or if crossplay is going to kill the game for good(Yeah you read that right, an FPS game with PC/console crossplay, great idea), all they care about is the newest garbage skin.


001404  No.16085137

>>16084110

>Wait a minute, that bulge…


bb1f1d  No.16092416

>>16083574

8/v/ fucking hates video games




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