/v/ - Video Games

get out of here matt.

>>15894535

At the end of the day it's far better than anything 8chanmania related so I'm pleased.

>>15894514

>one of the very few without severe mental health issues

>consorts with Eldar

He's heresy personified. On topic though I want a SoB FPS to coincide with the release of plastic sisters.

>>15894514

>Guy who was arrogant enough to fight the degenerate Fulgrim head-on while ignoring the ramifications on what would happen to the Imperium if he were to die

>Has gigantic Daddy Issues

>Implying the Primarchs didn't have Daddy-E issues

Hahahaha

>>15894608

>You can see your Sister-Squad's asses

>But you can't see your own

Make it a Warframe clone, and you got a deal.

>>15894514

>seeing as he's one of the very few without severe mental health issues.

He's actually been cursed by Slaanesh to fall should he ever try to have fun and enjoy life.

>>15894608

I mean they did revive him and they want to destroy chaos.

Doesn't it make sense to forge an alliance of convenience?

>>15896350

/tg/ is basically a dead board.

>>15896350

Better for the shit to flow here than /tg/.

>>15896358

Slow =/= dead.

>>15896350

Tabletop games are for shit faggots and SJWs.

So what was the problem with Deathwing? Because even with the enchanted edition, I heard issues about the game balance, and more

>>15896406

We were here long before there was vidya, and we will be here long after vidya. You are worms before gods.

I want a third person rpg set on a hive world

>>15896486

There will always be shit faggots and sjws, true.

I have just tried Deathwing EE first level at "normal" difficulty….and jesus, the enemies are endless, and because of weapons being shit, and no visivility (no flashligh, REALLY?), it become really hard and I barely passed it. Should I lower the difficulty?, or do anything to make the game enjoyjable?

>>15896406

Impossible since retards like you don't play them

>>15896830

>no flashlight

>Deathwing EE

>on normal

>difficult

Are you actually retarded or something? The game even lets you customize the fucking flashlight color. The only thing that should ever kill you in that game is the bullshit explosive enemies that kill you in two shots while hiding between the fodder genestealers and the broodlord, which also kills you in two shots.

>>15896833

Shitfaggot SJW spotted.

I'm trying to keep as many /v/niggers away from /tg/ as possible.

>>15895913

>No Tau Battlesuit game where you obliterate masses of enemies by plasma

>No Eldar action game where you choose an Aspect Path, and become an excharts of said specialization.

>No Dark Eldar raiding game simulation, or Commoragh survival game

>No Chaos Space Marine game FPS game

>Wanting to play as xenos and heretics.

Blam yourself

>>15896974

If you've ever played Infested Planet, it's basically Matt Ward's Ultra Marines taking on an entire hive.

>>15896888

>/v/iggers

Newfag

>>15896923

Im an Imperium fan, anon, but of course any non-imperium (good) game is appreciated.

>>15896974

NS2 is such an underrated game.

>>15894535

>Warhammer threads on /v/ are always shit

How new?

>>15899475

>>15896406

>>15896830

>>15897013

I rest my case.

>>15899311

>then intentionally made hitboxes huge and innaccurate to make it easier to shoot things.

retard

Death of Hope Trailer 2 soon, fellow imperials!

Also, does someone have, or the ability to make it, a webm of the first trailer?

>>15899592

>Games Workshop will still be retards, and not fund/sponsor this guy movie…

>>15899752

>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner.

>>15899760

Goddammit

>>15894618

In all fairness, nu-Rowboat is actually a pretty good take on the character.

>Talks with Poppa E, learns Dad no longer gives a fuck about individuals, see pic

>Wakes up from stasis to learn things have reached rock bottom, then developed cathedral-based mining equipment to dig down even further

>Gets told he's now in charge of this mess, gets a flame sword for his trouble and a psychic pat on the back

>Good Fucking Luck

And he's taken an understandably cynical:

>Literally tells his subordinates that Horus should have won if this is the alternative

All in all, he's doing pretty well trying to revive the corpse of the Imperium of Man.

On the /tg/ side of things, the new Wrath and Glory RPG looks good. Played a Commissar in a one-shot last week. Taking a full-round action to aim and fire point blank at a Hormigaunt with a Bolter feels extremely satisfying, really conveys that BLAM sentiment we all associate with commissars.

Only problem is that it's sparce. needs more material.

>you'll never be an inquisitor

>you will never fuck up heretics of all walks of life

>you will never give daemons the middle finger

>you will never use your powers to make the most out of life before going off the deep end

>you'll never go nuclear and end your life in a blaze of glory to push some ultra radical(in both meanings of the word) super anti chaos/xeno weapon

>>15900110

As in she assassinates cultists or she's a cultist who's also an assassin?

>>15900135

>primarchs spend lives fucking up the galaxy and feuding with each other

>every primarch either an hero'd, turned traitor or did some uber fucking retarded shit that caused them to fuck off

>get revived to a world where faith in the Emperor is what keeps most of the imperium intact, and the Imperium is getting royally gangbanged from all sides of the galaxy

>durr yuo all bad and hateful durr

Fuck Bobby G. He and his ilk brought the imperium this low, he should fix the mess he wrought.

>>15900145

>durr yuo all bad and hateful durr

Thats not at all whats happening you daft cunt, go read dark imperium, hes getting shit done and cursing how stupid everyone became.

>>15900165

>how stupid everyone became

Everyone became "stupid" because the circumstances left them with no other viable option.

Where is Dark Imperium on the spectrum of 40k novels? Shit or Okay?

>>15900174

Oh he knows, he treats people like stupid children and tries his best to help the people around him learn and git gud, he isnt just being an asshole for the sake of it.

Hes also having a crisis of faith of the sorts.

Also, dark imperium is pretty ok, not great but its a good read.

>>15899311

I was there. I still grieve.

>>15896974

Natural Selection rips of Starcraft, which rips off 40k. There's an extra degree of seperation there, NS(2) is essentially designed to be Terran vs Zerg from the perspective of one of the units.

>>15900331

>Natural Selection rips of Starcraft

Really? Haven't tried it because multiplayer and shit but I always got an alien vibe from it.

>>15900336

Like I said, it's basically designed to mimic a TvZ match. It's an RTS/FPS hybrid if you weren't already aware, one of the players takes the role of "commander" and places buildings and tells the other players what to do, while everyone else plays the grunts you would normally control in an RTS. The aliens even have a mechanic that looks exactly like zerg "creep" in SC.

Of course, Starcraft Zerg are mostly modeled after the Tyranids, and Starcraft Terran are arguably space marines, so it's no surprise that NS looks like 40k in the end. And yes, there's a little bit of "Aliens" in there too, but then any sort of 40k Space Hulk game does that with the 'nids.

>>15900419

Yeah you are kind of right, the human side is pretty generic, it's more Starcraft than 40k, and even then it's still kind of too generic. The aliens though are straight Zerg (which are only slightly modified Nids). I think that the human lore is more of a "corporations" thing

>>15900554

If this doesn't end up with them being genestealer raped….

>>15900658

So war did change.

>>15900145

How the frak is Guilleman responsible for anything?

He was loyal, fought for humanity and the region he governed was the most stable and prosperous.

>>15900668

wow what a faggot

>>15900668

He got himself killed in a stupid way when the imperium needed him the most.

Also wasnt there to defend terra.

>>15900668

Loyal? He made a second empire and was going to rule over it in case the Imperium lost.

>>15901200

Oh, and that was the reason he wasn't there to defend terra btw

WH30k Horus Heresy, Mark Louis Spark. New trailer.

>>15900554

Aren't genestealers able to tear through terminator armor?

>>15902067

Yes, easily.

From Death of Integrity,

(Though this is a Brood Lord)

"His head snapped back painfully inside. A second claw descended, and this Caedis did parry, flinging it wide with a great effort that left his body exposed. The genestealer saw this and reacted, grasping hands seizing the Chapter Master about the chest, its fingers long enough for the monster to encompass his torsa entirely. The ancient broodlord lifted Caedis into the air, and slammed blow after blow into his helmet with its three-taloned upper claws. All the while it squeezed at the Space Marine, hard enough that ceramite cracked and plasteel buckled."

But yes a genestealer's claws can rip through ceramite armor in 1-3 strikes. Close-quarters combat you will see terminator to genestealer kill to death ratios 1:1 to 5:1

"A kill ratio of over 53:1 was nevertheless achieved, and data artefacts retrieved from the hulk etc…)" "Nigh two hundred Terminator-clad warriors of the two Chapters fought side by side in the radiation-fogged darkness of the great hulk."

>>15902132

Isn't Terminator armor priceless? And the space marines wielding it? What exactly do they hope to achieve in Space Hulks that makes the tradeoff worth it?

>>15902132

>200 Terminator-clad warriors

Wait what - I though Terminator armor was relatively rare.

>>15902132

Why exactly do they send Marines into space hulks with terminator armor exactly? Since they cut through any armor like butter wouldn't it make more sense to send them in with normal armor?

>>15902188

Some armor is better than no armor. Why do you think they give the Imperial Guard armor when 90% of the forces in the galaxy can shred it like paper? It still saves them from explosions, grazes, and smaller-arms fire - on the off-chance they actually face small-arms.

>>15902167

Supposedly it is a big deal that the Dark Angels can outfit their first company entirely with terminator armor, most chapters have far less.

>>15902188

Well if you can clear the place you can recover and repair the armor, the dead marines are acceptable loses based on potential gain in tech and ships. Also you might be able to teleport the armor back, actually it makes sense that they might try and teleport the marines out as they are overrun

>>15902167

It's 40k, dude. Everything's rare and irreplaceable and also it gets destroyed constantly and they never seem to run out.

>>15902198

But but that shit is fucking expensive and provides a very minimal advantage over normal armor.

It's just stupid.

>>15902206

>Supposedly it is a big deal that the Dark Angels can outfit their first company entirely with terminator armor, most chapters have far less.

Dark angels have loads of goodies on board the rock, far more than other chapters.

>>15902214

There's also the fact that newer model terminator armor is shittier and probably more common than Crusade era terminator armor.

>>15902188

>Why exactly do they send Marines into space hulks with terminator armor exactly?

TA gives the marines much greater resistance to radiation than normal armor does.

>>15894608

oh its okay, those emo elf kids seem pretty on the ball.

>>15896923

>No Dark Eldar raiding game simulation, or Commoragh survival game.

The survival game could have you play as "Billy the Psyker-Kid" from TTS. I mean psyker child trapped in Commoragh with no Sly Marbo to save your ass. Talk about a survival game.

>>15902732

That would actually be fun if Billy the psyker was at least a alpha/beta level psyker. I'd be interesting because the Dark Eldar persecute psykers far harder than the inquisition could ever hope to.

Playing as an insanely powerful but untrained psyker trapped in Commoragh would be fuckng neat

>>15902143

Probably the means to produce better armor/weapons/ships/etc.

>>15902147

>no cuhrayzee game starring warp Corax

>>15900668

>loyalist primarchs sans Vulkan

>doing anything right

Yeah right.

>>15902762

>no cuhrayzee game starring warp Corax

I always wondered how Corax isn't considered the strongest Primarch when he can entirely erase his pretense from anyone's mind.

The only way to fight him is blind AOE spamming.

>>15902762

What the fuck did Sanguinius do wrong?

>>15902778

He never scored.

>ctrl+f

>Gladius

>0 results

That's what I've been playing. Saved me from installing Civ V again.

>>15902820

How it compare with Civs? is there diplomocy?

>>15902846

>diplomacy

It's more of a war game, in keeping with the universe it's set in. Diplomacy is pretty bad in Civ anyway.

>>15900145

>As in she assassinates cultists or she's a cultist who's also an assassin?

Both.

Assassins are members of the myriads of death cults that exist in 40k. The death cults are a variant of Imperial Faith that consider death and sacrifice paramount to worshiping the emperor.

>>15900204

>Both? I guess they're more of an officio than a cult, as in machine-cult, though.

The Officio Assassinorum (official imperial assassins that executes orders from the High Lords) can recruits it's members in the death cults, as in they take in the best and retrain them making them many many many times more deadly.

Death cults have various level of legality, if they're backed by a noble house or an imperial church the arbites would tolerate them, some are secret societies (and illegal even if loyalists) and of course some fell to chaos worship.

>>15902762

>ANY of the loyalist Primarchs doing anything right

>Be Vulkan

>One of the last loyalist Primarchs who was active in 32K millendia

>Completely a grade-A retard who doesn't know about the later Founding chapters nor wants to fight and destroy the Beast and his Orks fucking up the Imperium because muh End Times

>Completely ignores the petty High Lords instead of straighting them out

>Doesn't command or do anything other than lift his hammer and do a "Great Sacrifice" then disappears, leaving the job half-done when the other Prime-Orks were still alive

I bet you're a faggot who enjoyed reading Vulkan's Age of Dust fanfic incarnation. The Primarchs never do anything right.

>>15903099

>enjoying reading any post heresy primarch material

I'll be honest I haven't read Dark Imperium, but outside of that none of the primarchs did anything good post heresy. It was either retarded heroic sacrifices or disappearing to go jerk off somewhere in the warp.

>>15902188

There's no way regular space marine armor can survive on a hulk. The book explained it perfectly. Mostly because radiation from engines within the hulk, and there is almost zero gravity on the hulk, Termi armor has magnetic locking feet to walk on surfaces. Sometimes a ship in the hulk has working gravity engines. This hulk is .02G's. Termis have suit lights, better radar/communication, comms get disrupted in the space hulk, due to metal/engines running etc. The Novamarines bring their forgemaster which is a techpriest for accessing doors and electronics. Termi armor has a sensorium "more complec than that found in simple power armor." I remember they can feel subtle shifts in air pressure (if there's a thin atmosphere) to detect movement, same with sound pressure. If somethings too loud the suit adjusts.

>>15902143

Also initially they were blasting the Hulk with ship bombs, but Mechanicus warped in and blocked them. They requested a search of the hulk in return for ship repairs/ a new ship.

Yes Termi armor is priceless, when a man is downed they make an effort to recover the armor and geneseed, especially after the battle.They recovered a good portion back.

>>15902209

Yep, all armor is valuable. Marines still risk it all. In the World Engine book, the Astral Knights send 100% of their chapter on a suicide mission to stop a Necron world weapon that destroys planets, and while there they discover the path was set for Terra and Mars.

>>15903122

BS.

Normal SM armor also has radiation protection (hell, Space Marines have it built-in into their skin) and magnetic boots.

>>15901193

>He got himself killed in a stupid way when the imperium needed him the most.

There was nothing stupid about fighting chaos

>Also wasnt there to defend terra.

Of course not, he was busy fighting off massive chaos assaults on ultramar. He wasn't free to just come and go to Terra as he pleased.

You're just scraping the bottom of the barrel to find a reason to hate him, aren't you? Pathetic.

>>15901180

What a lack of arguments, you filthy nigger.

>>15901200

How can someone be as wrong as you?

>>15902132

That book is trash. Gennesealer lore is trash.

No impressions from Mark Louis Spark's new 30k trailer? I was impressed of the atmosphere since I know little of the Horus Heresy.

>>15903461

Its ehh , voice acting bit suck, the scene where SM stand down and shaking around look weird , I get lost after a while maybe you read Horus Heresy novel you get it.

pretty amazing for one guy work tho.

>>15903525

Oh the model look freaking amazing.

Have you niggers seen Helsreach before?

This shit is fucking great.

>>15903571

horsies

>>15903571

The guy who made Helsreach has been officially hired by GeeDubs to make a full animated series about the blood angels dealing with the black rage.

>>15903602

I thought it was going to be about the Blood Cleptomaniacs.

>>15903614

Blood Angels.

The space vampires that are actually nice guys.

>>15903642

>muh codicks

They deserve every bit of bullying they get. When your big boss is a giant genetically enhanced pimplord with two giant mecha hands for weapons and you're still being called faggots you know you really did something wrong.

>>15903642

Bobby is just using the Ynnari better for an eldar to die fighting chaos than humans.

There is no illicit/heretical relationship between the lord commander and Yvraine. You shut your heretical whore mouth before the inquisition shuts it for you.

It is worthy to buy DeathWing EE? Is the multiplayer alive?

>>15903681

Niggers

>>15903681

I would play multiplayer with you should you make the purchase. Usually there's 5 randoms on during any day for multiplayer.

Heretical or not, I'd love to play a Mad Max-esque game set on a planet under the sway of the Dark Gods.

>>15902036

Why are they called techpriests? This is 30k I am so confused.

>>15904273

I respect your tastes, but a game like that would be better as a GorkaMorka one, where you are a Ork looting shit, while figthing other looterz, while going as fast as possible.

>>15904474

Techpriests were around in 30k, anon. The Martian religion predates the Imperium.

>>15904483

Why not both?

>>15904491

>not wanting to play as an alien rather than the copy-pasted human we've seen in videogames a million times

I'll play IG as soon as they make it FEEL like IG and not some COD clone

>>15904515

>being a species traitor

>>15904491

those colors

is that commissar supposed to be from a specific regiment? Most uniforms look black blue or grey and this looks green and slightly stylized maybe according to a specific world. Specifically the stupid pom-pom pauldrons.

>>15896406

Entry level tabletop + roleplaying games will attract SJW-s.

But hardcore tabletop games will usually be SJW free due to sheer complexity and attention span needed.

>>15904625

Anon you're fucking gay

Why is /v/ so infested with homosexuals in need of blam-ing?

>>15904633

I don't know! What the fuck is wrong with them?? What's wrong with a nice 2D girl?

>>15904669

The gays need to be exterminated

>>15904669

Why in the fuck would anyone want to see that obese kike naked?

>>15904669

>Not to mention what goes on in the protected GG threads on a daily basis.

If only those goobergays weren't here we could have a good board amirite fellow /V/channers!

>>15904720

Gays like you must be exterminated for the betterment of mankind.

>>15904728

The Tau I posted is most defineatly a girl. Then there's the gay faggot posting traps.

>>15906793

Is this the only visual media Cawl has appeared in?

>>15906939

No. He appeared in this trailer for The Gathering Storm/Rise of the Primarch phase in the 8th edition.

>>15903642

Ultrasmurf propaganda

>>15906962

Anon yuor are of retarded

>>15906793

Looking forward to Assholetehp's role in this.

>>15906806

>female admiral

>disregards captain's orders and has him executed

>loses a ship instantly

>7 v 1's abbadon the fucking despoiler, retard of the universe

>loses all but two of her ships

>leads kamikaze charge into enemies that aren't her fucking objective like she's going to accomplish shit

Please tell me this bitch isn't a playable character.

>>15907545

>>15906806

>Proceeds to order retreat after executing captain for requesting a retreat.

What a waste of imperial ships.

>>15907545

She's fucking dead

>>15907602

that sequence of events is pretty standard for 40k

>>15907906

Don't be like that dude, let them create reasons to hate on things as if there wasn't enough already, it's what they like to do.

>>15903117

It's implied that Vulkan, being immortal, got better after going a bit crazy after the horus heresy thanks to his best brother.

He has spent his time defending worlds that the Imperium has forgotten about or due to not being a strategically placed planet, but Vulkan will defend them, because they are human. They are our brothers and sisters. He will do it alone, if he must, because if he will not then no one will.

>>15908124

>supreme gentleman patriarch

>>15906806

Yeah, that's about what I've come to expect from female Officers and Staff NCO's: complete and utter incompetence.

>>15907906

It's the Despoiler, by himself no less, on one of the least mobile ships ever which he himself commissioned. He's considered an armless failure for a reason.

>>15900019

>Lord Inquisitor NEVER EVER

Yeah, no joke. I heard the dev team canceled the project after nuGames Workshop refused to sponsor the team. We'll probably never see a (quality) full-length animated 40k movie in this lifetime. But have another short in the mean time.

>>15911894

We are getting an animated series though.

>>15911894

Games Workshop officially hired the guy who did Helsreach and the Guardsman short to do a Blood Ravens animated series.

>>15912006

Are Blood Angels like Blood Drinkers? I read a book with Blood Drinkers, they also used dual lightning claws against genestealers in a space hulk. If the animated series has that, amazing because that's what I want to see most.

>>15912183

They're a first founding legion how the fuck do you not know about the blood angels?

>>15912212

It fires hot superheated gas and don't post Tau ever again you fucking faggot.

>>15912200

I haven't read any books about them, maybe a wiki or two about them but I haven't put focus on that chapter yet. Not the response I was expecting, scary.

>>15912259

The Farsight enclaves has 4 fucking systems compared to the Imperium with around a million.

Stop acting like he matters he fucking doesn't.

>>15912275

>>15912266

Anon, do you have autism?

>>15912282

Yes but what does that have to do with anything?

>>15912293

That your autism makes you be completely disruptive and generally annoying.

Look at this shit >>15912275

>Stop acting like he matters he fucking doesn't

Noone said such a thing, its just a funny video.

Control your fucking spergouts, noone likes to go to the internet to deal with other people's mental issues.

>>15912298

>He can't handle people talking shit about the Tau

I think you'd have a better posting experience on another internet community like Tumblr or Reddit.

>>15912312

Are you really confusing exaggerated anti-tau posting for a spergout?

Anon I think you also have autism.

>>15912319

CWC stopped being funny years ago, now i just want him to die already to stop his pathetic existence.

>>15912344

/b/ discovering was the worst thing to happen to the chris chan thing as a whole.

>>15912349

work on your english faggot

>>15912355

Hit the nail on the head didn't I

>>15912385

All deamonettes canonically only have dicks.

So you will never ever be able to fuck a demon girl anon.

>>15912389

all fans of 40k are out and open homosexuals so it doesn't matter, he knows.

>>15912413

Now that's just not true.

I am 100% straight.

>>15912417

lol

>>15912427

I am, I am completely and utterly 100% straight.

I have never even been close to being aroused by a penis I am only aroused by big asses and vaganias.

>>15912275

How many of those millions are shit tier backwaters that are completely uncared for until MUH CHAOS or MUH XENOS drop in to start assraping imperials, huh corpse worshipper?

>>15913454

I mean why would you preform surgery on someone who doesn't need it?

>>15913454

>Says the faggot without a million worlds and competent leadership

Your shitty faction is lead by an armless retard who took 10,000 years to destroy a single planet.

>>15913830

How many Chaos worshippers turned to imperials?

Now how many imperials turned to chaos?

Thought for the day.

>>15914085

>Nearly half a year for two fucking minutes

The quality is pretty good but it seems like overkill to be honest.

>>15914398

>Now how many imperials turned to chaos?

The thing here is that once you fall to chaos theres no turning back, at most you will receive the emperor's mercy.

>>15914398

Chaos never turns back to the Imperium because we'll kill the filthy traitors.

Also your faction is led by a complete idiot while the Imperium is lead by the greatest statesman in galactic history.

>>15914421

Trazyn is leading the Imperium? Good heavens.

>>15914421

Implying all of Chaos is led by Abbadon is like implying the High Lords are leading all of the imperium.

Besides for a complete retard he's managed to do that shit 13 fucking times.

>>15914429

Trazyn isn't even really a leader he's just a kleptomaniac

>>15914438

He managed to fucking fail 13 times.

>>15914484

You're right, he's a klepto, and he wants to steal your heart.

>>15902067

Oh yeah and in game geanstealers are one of the best infanty destroyers in the entire game And can fucking rape tanks that cant fall back and shoot

>>15916186

>gets

I meant takes

>tfw you will never join the Thousand Sons in fucking up the Space Yiffs in the new plotline

>tfw you will never join Ahriman in attempting to invade the Black Library for forbidden knowledge of Chaos

>tfw you will never help Magnus the Red fight Robot Girlyman and the Ultrasmurfs

>tfw you will never made insidious pacts with Tzeentch in exchange for fabulous secret powers and magic

>tfw

>>15916243

>tfw you will never go on a galaxy wide quest to turn every imperial woman in sight to slaanesh using the power of your dick

>>15914484

>he managed to fail 13 times

And the imperial has managed to not succeed in those 13 times.

>>15916256

Settle down there, Lucius

>>15916284

I have an itch not even hgames can scratch

>>15916296

Nurgle is best god, prove me wrong

>>15916356

Boons of Nurgle:

>shitty diseases

>immortality, but diseased and in pain

>becoming even fatter and filthier

>being a plaguerat spreading Space AIDS

>working for the god of poz

>I don't like change, I wish I could just stay in my HIV pile and cuddle up with plaguebearers

Boons of Tzeentch:

<vast forbidden knowledge

<network of schemers who will help you if it's convenient

<powerful array of sorceries

<being part of the Plan

<being adaptable enough to change before your opponent does, throwing him off guard

<rubbing elbows with some of the better harbingers of Chaos outside of Khorne's assmad marines

>>15916368

>Tzeentch

Don't forget everyone under you out to double cross you for any power you have, and anyone above you having probably already double crossed you in such a way that your death will serve his end goals, while keeping you from double crossing him.

>>15916368

Boons of Nurgle:

>diseases that you dont feel

>immortality, without pain

>being able to spread your presence for papa nurgle

>being a plaguerat spreading Space AIDS and laughing about it

>working for the god of poz

>I don't like change, I wish I could just stay in my HIV pile and cuddle up with plaguebearersBoons of Nurgle:

>shitty diseases

>immortality, but diseased and in pain

>becoming even fatter and filthier

>being a plaguerat spreading Space AIDS

>working for the god who give niggers ebola

>don't have to deal with gay change, all you need to do is love papa nurgle

Boons of Tzeentch:

<vast forbidden knowledge you will never get taught, just being stored by some tzeentchnigger who will give you worse aids than nurgle

<network of schemers who will fuck you over if it's funny and it always is

<powerful array of sorceries only there to screw you over

<being part of the Plan and all that entails

<thinking you're adaptable enough to change before your opponent does, throwing him off guard but Tzeentch fucks you over because lol

<Getting fucked by some of the better harbingers of Chaos especially Khorne's assmad marines

You know what? I have an issue with the stupid story of the Emperor and his "battle" against Horus. Why the fuck would the cuck allow himself to be utterly destroyed physically? How is it that he couldn't figure that shit out when he was lucid with a physical body, but as soon as he was incapable of even perceiving the physical world, he suddenly got some insight because Horus killed yet another guy for the trillionth time, and then suddenly he exerts the full force of his psyker powers onto Horus and utterly erases him from all forms of existence save memory?

It's a really clunky and bad rendition of a Jesus narrative, and it doesn't make it seem cool to know that 1000 psykers die every day to keep a corpse alive. Especially when that corpse will become more powerful if we allow him to physically die as he is, so he can be reborn as a manifestation of his powers that will allow him to protect not only the Imperium but all of the universe from the horrors of the warp for hundreds of millennia.

>>15916413

Because when you have so many different writers writing the lore for a setting that isn't even theirs, not many will actually care about being consistent and as such a character who really loved his sons and was about as morally/mentally falliable as anyone else is now the bestest ever God that ever was but also saw the primarchs as tools, and we haven't gotten around to the siege of terra retcons yet.

Does anyone have a Tier/recommended list of Warhammer games(40K and/or Fantasy)? I remember having a picture of it, but cant find it, besides, its was a long time, and whatever list one have, should be adapted after the release of multiple games lately.

>Robby G

Necessary, but the best primarchs are Alpharius Omegan no question with a top tier legion to boot. Night Lords are neato with a Primarch who had his moments but ultimately is inferior. Lorgar has his place, Pertuabo is cool too and vastly superior to Dorn. Lion is also cool, while Mortarion and his death guard is something you want to like but can't. Russ is a furfaggot and so is his entire legion. Angron is neato albeit an awful tactician. Magnus is too obscure and I don't even think the writers know what to do with him.

>>15916873

I swear I've played this mod before. Is it murder on the video card? I remember loving it to pieces, and the only reason I uninstalled was because it buggered up the cutscenes in the campaigns that I hadn't finished yet.

>>15917186

>Is it murder on the video card?

Yes. At that point in the screenshots shit was running at 15fps or so, mostly because of the sheer amount of units on-screen, all the particles from the explosions and the bodies in the floor. Arguably you can make it faster but what would be the point?

It's Ultimate Apocalypse, anyone who played DoW would know what the mod is.

Speaking of which, what are some good DoW mods? I have ever only played Titanium Wars and Ultimate Apocalypse.

>>15917220

Fire Over Kronous is a safe bet I think.

>>15917224

Yeah, I heard about it. The fat that it plays closest to the tabletop is cool, but I want more RTS action, though. FoK sounds more like a mod for DoW2 than DoW1,

>>15900554

>>15900662

I'd be okay with this if it was presented in a "This is how a delusional heretic sees 40k." kind of way. Alright, so that's exactly what it is. But I mean ironically, and with a punchline like someone getting genestealer raped. And our plucky "heroes" survive to spread acceptance and diversity another day by unknowingly consorting, or by refusing to know they're consorting, with Chaos.

>>15917294

daily reminder that the imperial fists are inferior to the Iron Warriors in every way and that such was demonstrated in the Iron Cage

>>15916405

I've read lords of silence, it sounds worse than cuddling a chainaxe, most prefer their insides on their inside and not leaking more than they have to. You did forget:

>Tzeentch is the lord of change

>get random warp mutations for no reason

>could be a third eye, crocodile teeth or tentacles

>>15901200

>>15901207

I remember this happening because they lost all contact with the Imperium (and I assume warp travel) and they assumed the Emperor had died.

>>15916413

They could have done much better with it. They set it up well by making the point that Lorgar intended to replace him as leader when he saw that Horus would not submit entirely to Chaos, thus maintaining a humanoid form, and cementing it when stabbed/cleansed by Russ. By making these points they were able to believably illustrate that the Emperor was unwilling to kill the first Son he had found and lived more alongside than any other. Like you point out though, the trigger is stupid, some random dude getting blasted suddenly makes the Emperor go berserk and one-shot him, which would mean that he would HAVE to have some special relationship with this one random faggot and the other millions that Horus directly/indirectly took out on the way there meant diddly.

>>15917325

Fuck off Perturabo you petulant manchild.

>>15904266

Deathwing is really good, and it's one of the most detailed 40K games ever made. You can actually explore and check out what the inside of a Chapel ship looks like as you explore the outer hulls of the Space Hulk. It also has the most diverse variety of Stealer enemies, and when the stealth Stealers show up you will probably be caught off guard.

>>15917390

Im talking more about the tactical/tabletop games, not the FPS one. Hell, I pirated DeathWing EE and did the campaign not long ago. It was fun. But im referring to the ones based on the tabletop or similar.

>>15904262

Haha, I'll tell you what that shirt means. It means "I need to be executed first." Blue skinned piece of shit.

>>15917379

Your own fault dorn, you forgot to bring infinite resources with you like you were given for nothing to set up Terra's defenses. good work though, that must have been hard to accomplish with an unlimited budget

>chaos space marines durning horus heresy

killing machines dead set on turning our galaxy into eye of terror 2.0

>chaos marines now

saturday morning cartoon villains and their only purpose is to get beaten by 'heroic' ultrasmurfs

what happened?

>>15917397

The turn based one is a bit too faithful to the tabletop being completely turn based, they also didn't add any variety for the animations until a DLC so it gets dull fast.

>>15918907

>You can also hold shift while setting down buildings and the workers will go and build all of them.

That's standard for RTS, anon, I'm not a retard.

What about warhammer mods of other games? Any mods from non-warhammer games that are good?

>>15921016

Fallout NV had a pretty good Total Conversion mod, but I think that it was unfinished.

There was a couple for Empire at War, which did a nice job for Battlefleet Gothic play before BFG;Armada came out

>>15894514

The story is being railroaded by GW to sell more products, while BL struggles to catchup. I don't envy the writers that have to fill in and explain the inconsistencies and explain all of the retardation currently going on in the story.

BFG 2 does not look good to me.

<Theoretical: (((GW))) is currently replacing Adeptus Astartes with Primaris Astartes and bringing back Primarchs. Adeptus Astartes were created from the Primarchs. To create the Primaris, the Archmagos Dominos Belisarius Cawl would need to have knowledge on how to create a Primarch. We already know Fabius Bile is almost there. Could GW be awakening the Primarchs of old, only to have the few living finally die off, so they too can be replaced with Primaris Primarchs?

I haven't caught up with the books from BL yet. I'm in line for a BLAM anyway

>>15921016

There's warhammer warband mod that just updated by adding the winds of magic, it played like what I expected a beta warhammer mod to play like.

>>15922172

>Primaris Primarchs

Don't even joke about shit like that anon.

>>15922387

>Don't even joke about shit like that

Why? We've already got a Primaris Chapter Master.

>>15903230

>Genestealer lore is trash.

40k lore is trash, but that will happen to any long-running franchise giving its creative license to almost anyone and saying “Do whatever, as long as it ‘looks’ like the franchise.” At least half of the lore is conflicting head canon from official authors. And the only way to fix that mess is to have head canon of your own.

>>15925023

HOW WOULD YOU FIX 40K WITHOUT CHANGING IT ENOUGH TO TURN INTO NON-"GRIMDARK FUTURE WITH A LOT OF WAR

You can change everything you want as long as you can still recognize it as 40k.

>>15925036

Exterminatus Earth, it is the only way to be sure.

>>15916376

Have Tau ever won a fight against Chaos that Chaos was actually trying to win?

I'm getting my shit shoved backed in while attacking tau stronghold on dark crusade. what is counter to their bullshit stray dog packs? I'm playing as pre-Matt necron

>>15927193

I beat them and the game a month ago. Make sure to eliminate the stealthies who are hiding everywhere. Amass an army, clear your way like pacman. Take out their buildings and then approach the main base. Be sure to capture their comms array slightly northeast of midpoimt of map. That one took me probably 1.5-2 hours to win. Was brutal. Had to rebuild tons of dreadnaughts and marines. Alot of their robot mechs are infantry not vehicles.

>>15930428

Don't reward bad gameplay and sheer Judaism. Let it die so GW can learn.

>>15930898

I am fucking sick of the Tau my biggest problem is how GeeDubs pretends that they're a major faction when they only have 100 planets compared to the Imperiums 1 million+ planets.

They're not even 1% the size of the Imperium holy fuck if you're going to act like they're an actual faction at least make them more than a speck of dust compared to all the other factions.

>>15930898

This. The Tau are unique and also in desperate need of some heroes on par with the primarchs. Either that or their entire arsenal must be buffed to make the individuals stronger, much like the Space Marines are.

>>15930516

The Nids don't need a nerf, there just needs to be some way discovered, like taking out a Hive mother or something - to weaken a Hive fleet's stability.

Is there any good modern wh40k game?

I like DoW, winter assault and dark crusade.

Since DoW2 there's no base building and i find the gameplay boring compared with the previously mentioned games.

I heard Space Hulk is pretty good, like XCOM, but i didn't play the game.

>>15930986

Battefleet Gothic Armada but I wouldn't bother because the sequal that's just more content comes out in less than a month.

>>15930986

Mechanicus is far far better than it has any right to be.

>>15927193

The best counter are Pariahs, but the Tau stronghold arguably is one of the more difficult stronghold missions in the game (what do you mean, we can't shove a greater Knarloc up your arse every five minutes?)

Generally speaking, come with a large honor guard, use your Necron Lord to teleport around and take out those shitty stealth suits (hope you already bought the mask of fire) and try to destroy the Kroot sub-based to the east first.

>>15930966

The Tau's technology already is way ahead of its Imperial equivalent unless it comes to Titans (and they're already working on those ballistic suits or whatever they're called) and warp travel (which is their main weakness).

And they came up with all this shit in a few thousand years while Humanity required tens of thousands. That's what really makes them scary. Give them a few more centuries and then imagine what they will have by then (assuming their Empire doesn't collapse in upon itself as soon as the grip of the Ethereals loosens).

>>15930986

>Space Hulk is pretty good, like XCOM

You're mixing things up. Space Hulk is a FPS where you walk through a gigantic clusterfuck of fused-together spaceships.

>>15931010

>i'm mixing things up

are you sure?

>>15931010

>The Tau's technology already is way ahead of its Imperial equivalent unless it comes to Titans

That's fucking horseshit and you know it. Upper tier mechanicus tech blows Tau tech out of the fucking water.

The absolute faggots can't even properly use warp travel, something even the fucking Orks can do.

>>15931023

My bad, was thinking about the game made by the guys who also did EYE. Same setting, different gameplay.

>>15931028

>Upper tier mechanicus tech blows Tau tech out of the fucking water.

Except the Mechanicus itself doesn't have half the idea how the shit runs in the first place, can't build any more of it or only under extreme difficulty, and innovation is VERBOTEN unless it comes to one-of-a-kind crap like Ordinatus weapons or tinkering with rediscovered STCs.

Meanwhile, the Tau actually know how their shit runs, can build as much as they want of it so long as they have the resources (which admittedly is its own problems given the small size of their Empire) and, again, have come up with plasma rifles and advanced AIs more or less on the fly (compared to the pace of the Imperium).

The absolute faggots can't even properly use warp travel, something even the fucking Orks can do.

>The absolute faggots can't even properly use warp travel, something even the fucking Orks can do.

That's less of a technological issue and more of the Tau being all-blank. Besides, the Orkz have their shitty tech (or at least a grasp of it) encoded into their very genes.

So, will relic someday make wh40k games great again?

>>15931067

>Relic

>After DoW3

Don't get your hopes up.

>>15931052

>That's less of a technological issue and more of the Tau being all-blank. Besides, the Orkz have their shitty tech (or at least a grasp of it) encoded into their very genes.

The Tau are not blanks a single culexus assassin just walked onto one of their ships and murdered an ethereal effortlessly.

The Tau have extremely weak souls, basically the worst of both worlds like the faggots that they are.

>>15931095

Cawl is one guy in how many again? And he only took 10.000 years to improve on already existing designs (i.e, the NuMarines tanks being based on Heresy-era anti-grav vehicles).

If he wasn't under the protection of Girlyman, Cawl would already have been accused of tech-heresy.

>>15931104

Just the same. At the end of the day, the issue is that Tau can't produce navigators or even just perceive the warp in any meaningful sense.

Which actually may be somewhat of a boon. Old E tried to get his hands into the webway network for a reason, and it wasn't fat Eldar tiddies.

Well okay, maybe it was. But no longer being reliant on driving through proverbial hell also had something to do with it

>>15931126

>Cawl is one guy in how many again?

Do you really not know about Stygies viii? Now that Girlyman is in charge and Cawl is protected a shitton of tech priests will start innovating.

The Tau are faggots and not a threat even if they had Necron tech just due to their insanely low numbers alone.

>>15931059

Any build or leveling for your magos that you would recommend? Im going to play the game soon.

>>15931150

My only problem with the Tau really is how stupidly OP they are in their Dark Crusade stronghold, fuck that mission.

Otherwise they're a cool looking faction that I would have liked to seen in a setting that isn't 40k.

>>15930966

Yes, they need a nerf. Organic claws that can tear trough reinforced titanium? Spit weapon that have the range and power of railguns?

It's shit.

>>15930966

The Tau are shit and need to die. They stick out like a sore thumb as the one thing that doesn't really belong in 40K.

>>15931757

>My only problem with the Tau really is how stupidly OP they are in their Dark Crusade stronghold

I actually liked that one, it really got across the fighting for every city block against a stuck in military. Their Soulstorm stronghold can fuck right off though.

>>15931823

>The Tau are shit and need to die

Where did the Ethereals touch you anon?

>the one thing that doesn't really belong in 40K.

There's a few things that don't belong in 40K but still do. If they squat the Tau then they might as well reset the setting and get it over with.

>>15931873

The fact that they got the best of both worlds regarding their tech trees really pissed me off.

It's nothing compared to the Eldar Stronghold or even the mission before that(dear god that mission) but still.

>soulstorm

I dropped that game since it required all enemy buildings to be destroyed before you can win a skirmish, not just all HQs.

>>15931890

>Where did the Ethereals touch you anon?

20 thrones says his forehead-vagina.

>>15932041

What about Tau porn?

>Just got Space Marine for valid

>After doing the singleplayer, finally test the multiplayer

>Amazing games in Exterminatus mode. Been playing for like hours

<Now try to other mode (vs other players)

<There are like 4 modes that you must choose, so cant join a random game

>And each mode have classic, Chaos DLC, AND Dreadnought DLC mode, for some retarded reason, instead of either having one to search game, or maybe two modes classic, for whose dont have DLC, and normal mode.

What kind of retarded bullshit is this? I cant guess which mode & version is the more played, and by around 300-400 players, it isnt a huge pool of players…

>>15932098

Taus, Orks and Xenos aren't hot. Humans are.

>>15932041

But they look cool.

>>15932334

>worse when space marines are involved, they might be the best warriors in the entire universe, but a few hundred of them can only cover so much ground.

This bugs me too. Astartes are in theory a support force for the Imperial warmachine, being powerful, but also precise and swift (surgical and very precise attacks are for Militarum Tempestus). And a full chapter by itself is really an army; But to strike & conquer fully defended world? There can be cases, yes, but thats too much to be common occurrence.

But we are talking about SPEEESH MAHIIINESS here, and GW will always put them as almost always infallible, for the little kids to get them at the GW store.

>>15932115

Space Marine came out while THQ was going through its death throes, iirc. They were probably trying to pull as much money as they could.

>>15932334

Didn't Maugen'Ra take care of a splinter fleet by himself as well?

>>15932781

The worst part is how often they can defeat stuff that is supposed to be worse than them. That one khorne berzerker killing a squad of custodes that were fully armored while he had nothing springs to mind.

I Kind of wish GW would wise up and start allowing games other than RTS or tactics games to be made. Imagine the type of stuff you could put in an action game as an ork or custodes.

>>15933981

Basically they need more games like space marine then?

>>15933985

Something more action focused. Kind of like godhand. I just want to go on wacky ork adventures.

does anyone have the Ciaphas Cain novels that they can share?

>>15933981

something like star wars battlefront but with Imperial Guard

>>15933981

I still want my Serious Sam clone where you play an Ork Flash Git.

Speaking of Orkz - did they get any lot advancement in the Rising Storm/ 8th Ed.?

>>15933989

I had them, but my HDD, where was located the epub files, went to hell and i lost it all.

>>15933989

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>>15934674

I dont know why you didnt put each series (Gaunt Ghosts) into its own folder. But whatever, you did well. What a good way to end the year!

>>15934671

>>15934674

How do you even read this stuff? I'd hope you have some sort of a tablet or kindle thing. Couldn't imagine reading this on a monitor.

>>15912231

You are wrong, pulse is not gas but a projectile that is launched magnetically at high speed and heated so it becomes plasma, much better than ape flashlights, also plasma is not gas, ape

>>15933981

>>15933981

>That one khorne berzerker killing a squad of custodes that were fully armored while he had nothing springs to mind.

In the Night Lords books three heresy era SMs with chain swords and bullshit kill a loyalist termie with a thunder hammer and storm shield in cqc. He hit one with his fucking hammer and then it turns out he was "dazed but not dead lol guess youre termie forgot to turn the hammer on xP" I was so pissed at that, especially because the books were very good otherwise, but that moment really stands out to me.

>>15936736

>I honestly can't think of any other female characters or groups in fiction that are actually cool.

>What is ME:A

Shitlord.

I have been playing DeathWing EE multiplayer latelly. Any guide or advise to what class and weapon to choose?

>>15936895

>

Opinion discarded at mach 5.

>>15936736

If only the Bolter Bitches would be given roles other than blood donors. Leaving aside Saint Celestine, stories where the SoB win are painfully rare.

Which is pretty stupid because narrative-wise, having some sort of dire moment until Big Ol' E goes "Oh no you fucking don't" on the bad guy assaulting the sisters would be awesome.

>>15938439

It's also stupid because the sisters are the best equipped non-space marine troops in the Imperium.

>>15938442

Best equipped, but are they best trained?

>>15938463

The interesting question is whether or not their fanaticism and obsession with religious rites would hinder their military tactics, but they basically spend half the day praying and the other half in combat training.

>>15938419

Play with me. Plasma cannon, big one, is OP. Max out aoe damage and reload speed.

>>15932115

Get the Dreadnaught and the other multiplayer dlc its on sale for like $3 on steam, I plan to get that to try it out.

>>15938474

They're no different from Black Templars in that regard.

>>15938439

The entire concept of ONLY sisters getting miracles in a galaxy full of believers is bizzare.

>>15938796

Do you think that sisters sexually fantasize about the Emperor?

Is that the secret to their power?

>>15900554

Imagine trying to go back in time five years and trying to convince your younger self that one day there would be WH40k children's novels

>>15938439

Bolter Bitches are just Christian Martyrs in combat form, it's why they have saints and the like, Space Marines are the retribution.

40k inquisitor martyr was such a fucking disappointment. I had pirated the ven helsing games by the same devs and thought they had some good ideas but what they showed with the 40k game was just trash.

>>15939022

It's almost as if 40k is a trash setting that neither books nor video games can salvage.

>>15938796

>The entire concept of ONLY sisters getting miracles in a galaxy full of believers is bizzare.

It's honestly open to debate as to who has greater faith in the Emperor, SoB or SM. Deepest Lore says that not a single SoB has ever fallen to Chaos, and it's not like the SMs are anti-Emperor to start with, so there is most likely some serious faith-fuckery and psykery going on with SoB with effects somewhere in between Chaos SMs and Orks.

>>15938830

They are the Emperor's Brides, so if you count their extremely high faith and the miracles that come with that their "secret power" then that would be a yes.

>>15939026

I had a chortle.

>>15939054

Wasn't there a slaaneshi sister of battle at some point?

>>15939054

>not a single SoB has ever fallen to Chaos

That's not true, there've been at least a few fallen Sisters. Definitely not as many as the Spess Mahreens, but it has happened.

>>15939067

Apparently Grey Knights and Black Templars are the only Space Marines that never ever had anyone fall to chaos.

>>15931516

it literally does not matter. You get OP very quickly

>>15939477

By that logic everyone in 40k is worshiping Khorne because everyone is just killing shit nonstop

>in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war

>>15938796

Bizarre, yes, but it gives them something unique to stand out. Which is the point. If you take out their faith fuckery, they are the middle ground between the SM and the IG, with a fetish for burning things, assuming that stays in.

>>15939022

It is. The most telling aspect was the fucking power system pulled from Destiny. I've seen outright worse items rated higher.

>>15939524

That's actually exactly what's happening and Khorne is the strongest chaos god because of it.

Tell me about Space Hulk Deathwing, I've heard a lot of conflicting shit but honestly I have a hard on for terminators and if I want a game where I can shoot xenos as a termie is deathwing worth 14 bucks?

>>15939667

Obviously. It puts your mind into that zone you want to be in. Purge the Hulk with me brother.

>>15939609

Why hasn't Khorne killed the chaos gods he doesn't like then?

>>15940383

You can't kill an idea.

Ideas also can't kill ideas.

>>15940422

Chaos gods are not simply ideas, also yes you can.

>>15940495

Well then I don't fucking know maybe because the other 3 gods will team up on Khorne if he tries any shit.

Fuck.

>>15934620

>No Imperial Storm Trooper game in the style of Star Wars: Republic Commando.

>No whacky Ork game in the style of Serious Sam.

>No Quake/Arena style game starring the elite infantry of each faction.

>No Splinter Cell or Thief style game where you’re a rogue trader trying to dodge the IDF and Arbites.

>No Battlefront or Battlefield style game where you’re low tier infantry vs. other low tier infantry in throwaway skirmishes.

>>15939026

I know you have the bait flag, but I’m biting anyway. 40k lore IS trash. The logical inconsistencies between this or that power level comparison, and the inconsistencies between ideology and practice are too numerous to measure. But before there is lore, there is a setting. And the setting is still an untapped gold mine for pretending to be a hyper religious space Nazi.