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<BOARD RULES>
[ /agdg/ | Vidya Porn | Hentai Games | Retro Vidya | Contact ]

File: d173bdb0775dae6⋯.webm (2.9 MB, 960x540, 16:9, new monster hunter world ….webm)

File: 1c0fe71a7003b72⋯.png (91.62 KB, 632x1164, 158:291, hYkdLhp.png)

File: 10c0520e44260f5⋯.png (68.25 KB, 789x440, 789:440, tuox9oz69w121.png)

File: e54c53c979c1b06⋯.png (972.05 KB, 1432x2488, 179:311, Stalker senpai.png)

File: 921725f49919e5f⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 1.28 MB, 1900x2800, 19:28, 2484764 - Monster_Hunter M….png)

a6bc2a  No.15811458

With steamworks fix (won't provide it because I haven't tried it yet and I'm lazy)

Still no Yacuckza

Still no Aralkyria Chronicles 4

Still no Zone of the Enders The 2nd Runner (because I want Konati to get fucked, fuck you)

>magnet?

Well, I'm not providing it yet because

thank you for your understanding

Enjoy, I hate this franchise.

8d22c6  No.15811465

File: 3ec8272e56086a1⋯.mp4 (943.67 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, vc4 sniper.mp4)

Everytime you jerk off to qt sniper, VC4's crack is delayed by an hour.


6777ec  No.15811470

>>15811465

so never ever then


eed3b0  No.15811481

File: 018eb983e7c02d6⋯.jpg (70.24 KB, 800x762, 400:381, ebin.jpg)

>>15811465

I am making sure it stays that way right now


560967  No.15811494

WHERE'S THE TORRENT NIGGER?


a6bc2a  No.15811505

File: 72c3c126552a9cf⋯.jpg (208.94 KB, 1280x826, 640:413, 72c3c126552a9cf2b5e55d5f2c….jpg)

>>15811494

On the interwebz.

No need to thank me, you're welcome.


2d7ba1  No.15811516

Does anyone even play this shitpile anymore? When was the last time they even added a monster to the pathetic roster?


560967  No.15811518

>>15811505

Fuck off back to cuckchan or lurk more before posting you retard


dd2e4f  No.15811528

>>15811518

Are we being raided? Fuck off already reddit


1a9c74  No.15811555


a6bc2a  No.15811559

>>15811518

Alright, alright, but just because I'm having a good day, okay?

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:20c5bd438c68e1eee423463dc90bc6e868498e2a&dn=Boku%20no%20Pico%20%28Boku%20no%20Piko%29%20%5BEngsub%5D%20%2F%20%E3%81%BC%E3%81%8F%E3%81%AE%E3%81%B4%E3%81%93&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fsukebei.tracker.wf%3A8888%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce


1a9c74  No.15811562

>>15811559

Why would you spoonfeed the shitskin underage retard?


1a9c74  No.15811579

>>15811567

>Notice how nobody talked about this game a week after it's release.

You're living under a rock


b6b3b7  No.15811607

>>15811567

>nobody talked about MHW a week after release

Do you jest?


013b21  No.15811623

>>15811567

>Effective anti piracy

It's a shit game. Other denuvo games are cracked within days, this one took months because no one gives a fuck about it. The most "effective anti piracy" measure a game can have is being a pile of shit that isn't worth playing, which also kills all online buzz around the game, so I guess you're technically right. Of course it had an absolutely insane massive shilling campaign and normalfags ate up the casualized mess and god awful memes like candy, (those awful "Dark Souls meets Jurassic Park" memes still make me retch) so it still sold an absurd amount despite being trash, so it really doesn't matter. Even if everyone forgets about it a month later, it made a fucking tonne of money.


a6bc2a  No.15811646

>>15811623

>Other denuvo games are cracked within days, this one took months because no one gives a fuck about it.

Not entirely true, look at Yakuza and VC4. But I get you.


22359d  No.15811661

>>15811623

I still think the best anti piracy measure is being a MP focused game


1a9c74  No.15811672

>>15811623

It wasn't cracked because the scene had a downtime.


b6b3b7  No.15811673

File: 40849f4ab2ed9ff⋯.gif (163.87 KB, 200x150, 4:3, once in a lifetime.gif)

>>15811623

>no one gives a fuck about it

Seriously, are you living in bizarro world?


1a9c74  No.15811754

>>15811737

>sukebei

My mistake


452e65  No.15811841

>>15811623

this is true, see Zone of the Enders PC port: going on 70+ days and no crack


83f9f1  No.15811852

File: 1cbb1aa850d4a4c⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 47.38 KB, 167x255, 167:255, [click].png)

FUCK♂YOU, STALKER SENPAI


2d7ba1  No.15811867

File: e290d30544e2f16⋯.png (674.82 KB, 1186x475, 1186:475, Twitchfaggots.png)

>>15811673

You have evidence to the contrary? Not even the scum that are twitchfags are interested in it. Seems to me people bought it then dropped it in a few months.


2672f6  No.15811888

I swear to God. If Yakuza doesn't come before Christmas, I am buying it. Better be fucking cracked, I don't wan't to support fucking Denuvo, but I have waited for way to long already.


b6b3b7  No.15811895

>>15811867

It has 29k concurrent players on steam, and I can't get numbers for ps4. Just cause fags on twitch don't watch it doesn't mean no one is playing.


9ba914  No.15811907

The issue with not posting a magnet with the OP is that it's lazy. I have no interest in this game, and torrents can be found quickly, but that's not the point; if you're going to make a thread about a game, you include a link to download the game, either magnet or direct download or whatever.

Fuck off if you're too much of a nigger to understand that.


1a9c74  No.15811923

>>15811907

Only underage shitskins are too retarded to find a public tracker.

The only lazy nigger here is you


2d7ba1  No.15811940

>>15811895

>2 million or so bought the pc version

>Only 1.4% still play before the game, when it is less then a year old

Maybe it is thing that happens a lot with modern games, but that still seems an abysmal number to have for a multiplayer game.


6fc818  No.15811944

>>15811907

And here you are wasting time complaining in the time it would of taken you to find a torrent.


42fd5e  No.15811965

>no magnet

KYS SHILL


42fd5e  No.15811982

>>15811968

>shitting up the board with low effort OPs is praiseworthy

get lynched nigger


9ba914  No.15811988

>>15811968

>being this much of a newfag

The OP has the obligation to provide links to the game that he's discussing, if at all possible. He refused to do so and is thus a nigger.

>>>/cuckchan/


9ba914  No.15812000

>>15811995

It's only dead if you're using cuckchan as a reference point; so why don't you go back?


b6b3b7  No.15812005

>>15811940

>>Only 1.4% still play before the game, when it is less then a year old

Do you not know what concurrent players means or what? If you want a different comparison it has 26 million collective hours played, which is about 2/3 of what warframe has, a much older and more popular game.


a6bc2a  No.15812006

>>15811907

>>15811982

>>15811988

But anon, the magnet was already posted.


560967  No.15812010

>>15811528

>>15811555

>not posting the magnet in the threads

nice projection you cuckchanners


9ba914  No.15812015

>>15812006

>hurr durr i'll link them to boku no pico i'm sure that that joke has never been used before ever

No one was stupid enough to input a magnet when you can clearly read it's not the game.

I personally have no interest in playing this game, but again, that's not the point.

OP needs to provide magnets or other forms of download in his OP.


74c770  No.15812043

>>15812015

>>15811907

stop being a lazy nigger and use a torrent website.


a6bc2a  No.15812048

>>15812015

Alright, you're being a nigger-cunt but I'll explain calmly, I'm a good man just like that.

I didn't include the magnet because I don't like the current releases, that's why I said "yet", my dear groid. The game seems unstable, in fact, people are getting some black screens, check cs.rin


9ba914  No.15812058

>>15812043

You're missing the point. Lynch yourself.

>>15812048

Then don't make a fucking thread about it in the first place.


a6bc2a  No.15812064

>>15812058

Nah, had to make a thread ASAP to fuck with uncle kaldy, now fuck off, yeah?


0200de  No.15812074

>>15812058

loling at beggar niggers like this guy itt, lmao, the thread's topic is about the noteworthiness of the game being cracked after nearly 4 months of release, a timeframe unheard of nowadays for popular games


9ba914  No.15812090

>>15812064

No.

>>15812074

>lmao

>loling

The cuckchanner outs himself as both a rapefugee and an illiterate; as stated before, I don't have any desire to play this game perseonally, it's about the principle of not including magnets in the OP.


a6bc2a  No.15812101

File: 30f3a348d6e5fca⋯.png (55.14 KB, 970x348, 485:174, s.PNG)

Real talk now, sad to see those IGG kikes hogging all the downloads, someone's getting MINED tonight.


a6bc2a  No.15812122

File: 4f66e1132af5656⋯.jpg (131.88 KB, 937x621, 937:621, kikesss.jpg)

And I'm mostly sure GOD shut down in part thanks to the attacks of IGG, even if I don't know exactly what happened.


a6bc2a  No.15812126

>>15812123

Lot's of niggers that don't give a shit if their CPU suddenly starts to run wild out of the blue.


0200de  No.15812134

>>15812090

lmao is an acronym that stands for laughing my ass off, kiddo, it's older than both you and 4chan, and it conveys exactly what I'm doing.


9ba914  No.15812143

>>15812134

>being this new

>thinking that the reason I quoted it was because I didn't know what it was

Wow. You niggers really should just stay on cuckchan.


2672f6  No.15812144

Imagine being this >>15812137 retarded.


a6bc2a  No.15812145

>>15812137

It's the real deal, my man, Crapcom put lot's of sweat and love into this project, you better shell out 60 petro-shekels or else you won't get any more jurassic grind.


3937b7  No.15812159

>>15811458

They're literally never gonna crack Yakuza 0 are they?


a6bc2a  No.15812172

File: 3a3ade143457226⋯.png (513.46 KB, 800x600, 4:3, everything i say is right.png)

>>15812159

The problem is that scenefags LOVE to blueball, if there were no games to crack they'd become irrelevant for that period of time.


b6b3b7  No.15812185

>>15812174

Well now you can try it yourself.


94550b  No.15812190

>>15812172

>The problem is that scenefags LOVE to blueball

>scenefags LOVE to blueball

>blueball

On a scene where whoever releases the first stable crack wins. Keep trying Voksi


a6bc2a  No.15812197

>>15812190

And if they release all of them they all lose, godspeed.


9ba914  No.15812199

>>15812190

>keep trying Voksi

Do they have internet access in Bulgarian prison?


a6bc2a  No.15812229

File: a11cb8bec9bf94a⋯.png (344.73 KB, 500x375, 4:3, is that right.png)

>>15812225


ea3bc6  No.15812255

>>15811458

How much better does this run without denuvo?


a6bc2a  No.15812256

File: ac1a61d79f95ca4⋯.png (287.69 KB, 659x412, 659:412, gay_nigger_AIDS.png)

I see the children ITT are literally pissing themselves in anticipation and I hate seeing kids suffer, so here's the fucking magnet, but don't come screaming at me if the game doesn't even launch.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:AC4B07E1BC09659918F0ADE053A8C284A473D632&dn=Monster+Hunter+World+-+Deluxe+Edition+%2856+DLC+%2B+6+Audio%29+-+ELAMIGOS&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fshubt.net%3A2710&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fretracker.local%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.filetracker.pl%3A8089%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker2.wasabii.com.tw%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.grepler.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tiny-vps.com%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F46.148.18.250%3A2710&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2F%5B2001%3A67c%3A28f8%3A92%3A%3A1111%3A1%5D%3A2710&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fipv6.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969&tr=http%3A%2F%2F9.rarbg.com%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fexplodie.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Fmgtracker.org%3A2710%2Fannounce&tr=http%3A%2F%2Ftracker.tfile.me%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.zer0day.to%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.leechers-paradise.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fcoppersurfer.tk%3A6969%2Fannounce


a6bc2a  No.15812265

>>15812256

It's the shadiest torrent I could find, enjoy.


a6bc2a  No.15812283

File: 16c2e60880cacb6⋯.jpg (79.61 KB, 729x749, 729:749, state-enforced_homosexuali….jpg)

>>15812273

UP this shaft in your rectum, you fucking fairy.


33165f  No.15812316

I'm extremely new to this. How do I launch it once it's completely downloaded?


a6bc2a  No.15812325

>>15812286

NO ♂FUCK YOU♂ CALCIUMAN


dee719  No.15812329

>>15812316

You need some rocket fuel


a6bc2a  No.15812333

>>15812303

>165 hours

>got bored early

One wonders what could be "late".


bbc706  No.15812336

It's hilarious piratefags still can't play yakuza 0. Even funnier is that they'll start a story heavy series at the 7th installment. Pirates are cucked and retarded


33165f  No.15812344

>>15812329

I'm out of money after buying more headlight fluid.

>>15812330

I don't fully understand yet at the same time I do.


a6bc2a  No.15812348

>>15812330

It's an ISO, already cracked. Just don't mind the miners.


d19d08  No.15812349

>>15812336

>Even funnier is that they'll start a story heavy series at the 7th installment

What's stopping them from emulating the older games?


a6bc2a  No.15812399

>>15812389

That's even worse.


b6b3b7  No.15812473

>>15812456

The game was reportedly shit at launch and addled with bugs. Hence mixed overall.


2d7ba1  No.15812481

>>15812389

Dude probably played hoping the later game monsters and higher difficulty would make up for the disappointing experience.


da36f1  No.15812491

>>15812137

It's the real game my friend, pretty autistic.


5431c5  No.15812648

File: 01c752219f1a94a⋯.jpg (563.53 KB, 676x1000, 169:250, 01c752219f1a94a78446a5bf70….jpg)

>>15812283

>you fucking fairy.

>using fairy as an insult

don't do this.


b6b3b7  No.15812656

>>15812648

No one asked you fairyfag. Go jack off to minigirls for the eighth time today and leave us alone.


447de9  No.15812661

>>15811458

I thought the title said "Bestiality Farmer"


5431c5  No.15812670

File: f5dc92539ed36e4⋯.png (Spoiler Image, 649.09 KB, 1200x1187, 1200:1187, 春眠暁を覚えず.png)

>>15812656

>minigirls

no

>>15812661

that's gonna be added to Free Cities at some point


8d22c6  No.15812675

File: b5b8b628def13ba⋯.jpg (128.07 KB, 1024x805, 1024:805, __adeleine_fumu_king_deded….jpg)

>>15812656

Calm down anon, it's a small issue. You're making this a bigger thing than it needs to be. There's only a tiny amount of minigirlfags on this board anyways.


b6b3b7  No.15812693

>>15812675

I will only do so because I liked the pun.


975776  No.15813616

File: d3e140637255652⋯.jpg (158.02 KB, 837x1000, 837:1000, a8eaeff12585f17aabfbbb64f0….jpg)

Friends, Romans. Faggots. What's with all the cancer? Did 4cuck flood again or something?


6ce371  No.15813627

File: fda80d1e091cfdd⋯.png (57.27 KB, 409x382, 409:382, fda80d1e091cfdd76cfabbeca1….png)

>>15811458

>4th pic

G-Got any more?


8e5ab0  No.15813660

>>15811458

gotta keep an eye out for mushroom lolis


acaead  No.15813670

>>15811458

This shitpile is not even worth the bandwidth.


2805e4  No.15813697

File: 187d83e44b8ad87⋯.webm (7.78 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, bump_extended.webm)

>>15811458

Monster Hunter: World – v161254 + 56 DLCs + Multiplayer 14.7 GB Repack

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:B81D39BA668D5F3BBF284513DBF611E50E2DC179

Can't get it right now myself because of data limits from ISP kikes.


2805e4  No.15813723

File: 32dad9c091f2d64⋯.gif (2.91 MB, 538x303, 538:303, ANON YOUR GAMES ARE SLOWIN….gif)

>>15813711

>>15813710

Yes, goyim. All pirated copies are ridden with malware. Please purchase all games through accepted retailers so you don't infect mom's computer.


6ce371  No.15813724

>>15813711

>spreading corporate memes


2805e4  No.15813770

File: 0e21b8d193eb23b⋯.webm (2.67 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, publisher_visits_moneywel….webm)

>>15813734

>>15813732

Easy to spot anti-piracy shills. The malware claim is their favorite piracy deterrent, a claim for which they never provide evidence.


292a73  No.15813797

>>15812333

He got bored immediately and kept playing because this is how all AAA video games are now. You're not expected to have fun. You're expected to persevere through the slow mindless burn of a tormented existence.


38c594  No.15813835

File: 14c2d2e9ac2857f⋯.jpg (16.9 KB, 207x253, 9:11, fact.jpg)

>>15813732

>Hi fitgirl, how's the bitcoin stash looking?


b6b3b7  No.15813908

>>15813627

Just like, hit up e621.


115e55  No.15814008

But can you play with others?


42e800  No.15814047

File: 88eb3a7e6d188f5⋯.png (51.09 KB, 637x71, 637:71, ded gaem.PNG)

>Does anyone even play this shitpile anymore?


c6cdd0  No.15814058

>>15813809

You know that trick only works once and Acidman responded with party vans the last time you guys tried it.


db54cb  No.15814071

Monster Hunter World is well worth the money though. I currently have over 100+ hours on it.

Don't know how the launch went, but I heard it had some problems, I've only had 1 crash so far.


42e800  No.15814074

>>15814071

How dare you like popular game goy?!


d79e20  No.15814078

>>15814071

>liking a video game on /v/

you fool


0728be  No.15814082

>>15814071

>Monster Hunter World is well worth the money though

It's barely worth the crack

The animations of the monster are great, but the visuals leave a lot to be desired, the gameplay systems are casualized and the game holds your hand troughout.

Fucking fireflies for fucks sake


0728be  No.15814088


f02186  No.15814103

File: 07e894853f2c515⋯.jpg (143.43 KB, 800x990, 80:99, __kai_schren_senjou_no_val….jpg)

File: 7c050bcef11dbca⋯.png (495.46 KB, 1017x874, 1017:874, __kai_schren_senjou_no_val….png)

File: 1c8af1bf463a25b⋯.jpg (943.81 KB, 4096x3476, 1024:869, __senjou_no_valkyria_and_s….jpg)

File: 213a142274a30cd⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 4096x3476, 1024:869, __senjou_no_valkyria_and_s….jpg)

>>15811465

Well fuck. And fuck you too, Raita, for your character design


8e5ab0  No.15814125

>>15814088

>those guys dont share my opinion

>must be chuckchan

epic


0728be  No.15814248

>>15814125

Go back you cuckchan fuck


8e5ab0  No.15814376

>>15814248

theres no need to be upset


78b4d0  No.15814389

>>15814125

Go back to cuckchannel.


6a4f71  No.15814490

File: f85b1dd7884bee7⋯.jpg (30.02 KB, 474x355, 474:355, nice 03.jpg)

>>15811458

Good. Keep up the good work.


23e8be  No.15814507

I skipped VC2 and 3 because of the gay highschool bullshit. Am I missing anything going straight from 1 to 4 (once 4 gets cracked)?


5c0e91  No.15814886

>>15814507

>I skipped VC2 and 3 because of the gay highschool bullshit

>3

>gay highschool bullshit

Anon

3 was about a secret black ops team

If it wasn't a shitty PSP game, it could have easily been better than 1


a6bc2a  No.15815104

File: 74094167f21cdf1⋯.png (91.08 KB, 437x303, 437:303, pedophiliac cannibalism in….png)

>>15814008

Yes, with the steamwork fix (pirates play only, obviously)

>>15813720

Everyone just gave up becuase this franchise is actually shit and the "fandom" is full of unbearable aspies, don't hate on me for telling the truth.

>>15813723

>>15813770

It's an inside joke to scare off newfags


a6bc2a  No.15815126

>>15815109

They're not as smart as you.


5c0e91  No.15815132

>>15815109

A better question is how come scene groups put out cracks of steam games, when those games are already available completely DRM free from other sources to begin with?

Why would those groups make it harder to find those perfectly clean and ready to go versions of the games by flooding their inherently sketchy repacks?

Why would they also threaten and tip off the authorities about sites that actually provide those versions?


5431c5  No.15815140

File: af8594fd2da9520⋯.jpg (84.36 KB, 500x337, 500:337, フルネブラ.jpg)

>>15815104

>this franchise is actually shit

damn


efe259  No.15815181

>the codex installer music

godamn why is this such a good song


2b9676  No.15815205

File: cb916260e93161b⋯.jpg (27.26 KB, 306x516, 51:86, 8e8d8fef07e72fd00d40afd706….jpg)

>>15815132

You shouldn't think so much


1a9c74  No.15816752

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15815181

Because it's made by autists on old hardware out of passion.


ce559c  No.15817375

File: b9fc6b066e361c8⋯.jpg (85.33 KB, 647x770, 647:770, 1384808106684.jpg)

I started this game and had to agree to a EULA, check a list of DLC and connect to some network before I am even able to look at the start screen, then I start the game, after an awful cutscene I customize my character and watch another awful cutscene, now I have to watch an unskippable pseudo-cutscene and go through some scripted bullshit that I don't care about, was this supposed to be exciting? was this supposed to establish the mood or the setting? I don't see how it achieves any of that. Then I go through a scripted bullshit walkthrough mission for lobotomized retards that's constantly taking control away from me and has an annoying whore talking all the way through, then it's time for more cutscenes and the beloved walkin' and talkin', I can't even control the camera while I follow some retard through the camp, then it's more cutscenes and I'm bombarded with walls of text whenever I open any menu that the game forces me to open. Somewhere in all this I look back and realize that I've spent one fucking hour on this game and I still haven't been able to play it proper.

I don't know, something about this game just hit me really hard with the realization of what gaming has become, like an avalanche of pure disgust just fell on me all at once and I can't even look at the screen anymore without wanting to vomit. I want to kill every single person responsible for all this bullshit.

If I had actually paid for this game, I'd probably commit suicide. People actually buy this shit nowadays? What the fuck is this? How did we get to this point?


9d5bd0  No.15817430

>>15813770

>>15813723

>if you arent a braindead moron that means you must be an anti-piracy fag

the sole shit I pirate these days are GoG installers and jap eroge/doujin games. The bitcoin crap (and scenes like igg-games being guilty of this shit) was enough of a deterrent for me to mostly drop PC piracy otherwise.


1187cd  No.15817647

Do these cracks remove denuvo or just fool it and it keeps ruining my hardware?


99b53c  No.15818063

File: 91d1aa5c47993a0⋯.jpg (159.11 KB, 702x573, 234:191, IMG_6325.JPG)

>>15817430

The joke is when people realize that video game companies are putting bitcoin miners into their games under the guise of Denuvo.


3ed682  No.15818064

File: 4e594ff5cb58475⋯.jpg (39.25 KB, 503x580, 503:580, 4e594ff5cb584750cbae691b43….jpg)

I wanted to pirate this game with cracked online Steam, but I have some questions. Googling the issue only gives me dubious or vague answers by probably dishonest moralfags.

I created a new Steam account to run the pirated game in online mode, and my brother also has legit accounts he fell for the market meme; fucker still managed to jew the crates and stickers market enough to actually buy some games though, all based on the same PC. Can Steam detect the pirate account and ban the IP where it was used or ban all accounts on the same platform including the other accounts that never ran the pirated game?

I've also been wanting to try Soul Calibur VI but it's just not the same without cracked online.


b261fc  No.15819086

File: 42eb1382f465771⋯.png (146.39 KB, 1372x584, 343:146, sweet little.PNG)

File: 9262c05b1eaedf8⋯.png (98.22 KB, 400x400, 1:1, JUST FUCK MY SHILLING UP.png)

>>15817647

The latter.


362289  No.15819143

>>15818044

The fireflies are almost necessary in Ancient Forest, but that's just because it's a clusterfuck.


7d6664  No.15819178

>>15811867

>Legends of Aria

ayo hol up, people playing a good game on twitch for once?


953d49  No.15819226

>>15817375

>oh noes it's not mobile tier one finger shitshow how terrible


813845  No.15819243

>>15812172

Meanwhile console fags getting yakuza games for free.


0ca910  No.15821338

>>15811623

Another fag still trying to push the MonHun world is bad meme. Hilarious.


23e8be  No.15821846

>>15821338

It's a horrible abortion of a Monster Hunter game. Is it fun with friends? Sure, so long as you win the shitty netcode lottery and it actually works (I did). World is a bastardization of everything MH did right and I expect future titles to go further and further down the casualization hole. For fuck's sake anon, if someone made a thread years ago suggesting the latest Monster Hunter would have hours of

UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES

and the characters would look like 56% goblina rejects they'd be lynched for heresy, yet here we are. like everything else, Monster Hunter was doomed to die the second it became popular in the west


474b11  No.15821853

>>15811465

>text clearly says "ふふ"

>VA says "はは"

wow


b6b3b7  No.15821876

>>15819143

I mean you don't have paintballs or segmented areas anymore either.

>>15821846

It's the same shit. The only semi-valid complaints I've seen are the mantles, easy environmental assist (flashflys, vigorwasps, etc), and some of the slinger functions.


383a1a  No.15821899

>>15812333

If this was a Monster Hunter game, 165 hours would be dropping it really early. This is World though, so they got quite a lot of game time out of it.


494704  No.15822369

File: 78f6c35d3bfb0d5⋯.png (374.6 KB, 649x565, 649:565, nope.png)

>Install it

>Lol we're going to a new world, you wouldn't want to think anything but this is relevant anymore, would you ?

>Everyone already acts like you're the king of shit town instead of a rookie hunter, I guess that sets the tone of how hard this is going to be

>Your "partner" is in fact clearly your stand-in who talks for you instead of a NPC

>She's even the one your palico recognizes and goes to hug for fuck's sake

>Scripted agression of a monster that just cycles harmlessly with no hitbox while the two retards shout "come on, you're totally in danger here"

>Nothing in the dialogue or the setting makes sense. If this is the new world we're just exploring because elder dragons are going there, why is there a whole civilization with full grown middle aged men having lived there their whole life ? Why does the leader invoke a council with the two retards who had to trek their way here and absolutely no other hunters ?

>First mission is to slay not-jaggis, and they are literally under a status effect that causes them not to attack, I know small monsters are supposed to be unthreatening but come the fuck on

>Also there's a gay sound effect and small pose upon hitting them with a weapon

At this juncture, I am simply apalled and scared to do what this travesty of a game is going to call a large monster hunt. It's five in a morning and I'm going to need a drink to soldier through this garbage. If this game ever offers a hunt where your obnoxious "partner" doesn't constantly talk to you, I'm going to consider it a small miracle.


d1fbc1  No.15822805

>>15822369

you're literally a fucking nitpicky faggot ROFL

play the fucking game instead of crying


494704  No.15822954

>>15822805

You jest, but I dare you, or indeed anyone, to mount a defense for World beyond a paragraph saying "nuh huh, everything anyone ever said against the best monster hunter game to date© is invalid"


79d642  No.15822973

>>15822954

But muh "quality of life" features.


5a6145  No.15822991

>>15822369

You can set 'language' to monster hunter-ian which reduces the volume of spoken text at least, one line of dialogue is somtimes just a gibberish syllable or two. Can't fix anything else in the game though.


494704  No.15823008

>>15822991

Even the Palicos healing you don't have their signature horn and just bring you healing bugs that just happen to be present in the environment. I genuinely hate every second of this.


5c0e91  No.15823025

>>15823008

>Complaining about the annoying nigger cats bringing you bugs instead of blowing their annoying nigger horns

You have very strange priorities


494704  No.15823039

>>15823025

Yes, god forbid the palicoes have any identity and presence in the game instead of being auto-heals with no presence. Leave your faulty chromosomes aside for a minute and consider this. What do you prefer ?

>Palicos talk to you during a hunt, announce what their state of mind is, warn you when they're out of commission and can't help you, and tell you what moves they will use

<Palicos are literally fucking nothing, never talk to you and just use their moves silently

Now wonder why World elected to make them the second option rather than the first. Does it feel like a nitpick now, or rather like a genuine concern over the removal of a very simple aspect of the game for no good reason?

This will be a recurring pattern over the whole of World.


1914e6  No.15823044

>>15817375

Agreed. When I started the game for the second time and saw over 1h of playtime on my save, I was like wtf I didn't even get to swing my weapon in all that time


5c0e91  No.15823056

>>15823039

>What do you prefer ?

I would vastly prefer that they not exist at all, but having them just shut the fuck up is fine too

>Does it feel like a nitpick now, or rather like a genuine concern over the removal of a very simple aspect of the game for no good reason?

It feels like you're either severely autistic or have developed stockholm syndrome for the annoying nigger cats


494704  No.15823063

File: 76e5cb9469fbac9⋯.jpg (122.63 KB, 1148x691, 1148:691, karaoke.jpg)

>>15823056

>Removal of features is fine because they were annoying, honest

How do you expect anyone to take you seriously? I suggest you argue why World is good instead of inanely trying to dismiss every criticism of it as invalid.


5c0e91  No.15823069

>>15823063

I'm not trying to argue that World is good

I am only pointing out that your defense of nigger cats is retarded, and you supposedly have much more substantial things to be complaining about


1a91dd  No.15823160

>>15817375

C A P T U R E T H E W E S T E R N A U D I E N C E

>>15822369

>>15822805

I got a nit pick I can't unsee from when I played on my friend's PS4. Gonna spoiler this shit, so if you can't unsee it either, you had your chance to avoid it their calves are too short, on all of them. Next time you find some NPCs are at a table/bench/stool, look and how low to the ground it is, and when they sit at/on it, look just how parallel to the ground their thighs are. Everyone's calves are about 2/3 the length they should be

Just some small personal nitpicks: no boob slider when I want a cup size or two larger or smaller; the female customization options are either muh realistic depiction or that moe ugly the nips coined; always having to connect to a server before you can play, and having to set a private room to "play offline, even though it's not an issue with a cracked copy; and the unbearable sequence to make a new character when I just want to kill big dinosaurs.

I'm sure I'll find more as the game progresses.


9543c8  No.15823167

yakuza never ever


ff86ff  No.15823276

File: c628ed1c178875c⋯.png (1.26 MB, 743x850, 743:850, defending mhw.png)

>>15811458

Alright, I've played a fair bit of it now, and to all the little hands that worked tirelessly to defend it, nitpicking one criticism at a time ever since it's announcement, I must say, I am sorry to have ever hated you.

Instead, I pity you, and I implore every anon to do the same.

It was your first Monster Hunter. You got a version of the weapon movesets, a version of the monster variety, a version of the crafting. All of which were worse than the real thing, but were still pretty good for the innocent soul. You liked it. You resented people for calling you a tasteless retard for liking it. You know what ? I understand. Or rather, I want to understand. Because I am so fucking sorry for every single one of you MHW apologists.

This game is not just a watered down version of one of the most unique series in gaming. It's criminally bad in its design. I think that a lift system that has two stops on the same story ten paces from each other should suffice to prove everyone involved in its design were too busy counting the strains of AIDS in their system to do any quality control, but if we're going to point out every retarded decision in this abortion, we're going to be here all day. Never mind the supposed waifu that looks like patient zero for a virus that causes birth defects in adults infused with the personality of only the most cringy subreddits. The gameplay being less fun than Hillary Clinton farting. The monster variety being one of the smallest since the PSP era. Ignore all that. Focus, rather, on the dire idea of this being the first game in the series for anyone. And then, of anyone being defensive enough of this gutted, shallow experience, that they would defend it, tooth and nail, on an anonymous imageboard. I cannot imagine anything more tragic than that. It's like going to a four star restaurant, getting a happy meal with cockroaches in it and no soda, and yelling to everyone on the street they can go fuck themselves for hating eating cockroaches. This game not only forces sentient entities to go against their dignity, but also robs them of ever playing what truly made Monster Hunter great, because they would rather spend the rest of their lives defending World (that they stopped playing long ago because, duh, only 30 large monsters) than even considering playing the actual franchise, which they now resent after antagonising actual fans for so long.

To put this in perspective, a friend of mine had the misfortune of knowing his little sister was savagely assassinated by a crazy ex boyfriend while drugging herself in a squat. He also played Monster Hunter World as his first MonHun. I would genuinely sooner offer condolences for the latter than for the former, knowing full well he would likely punch my head in for being so callous for human life. This is how much MHW sucks. It's worse than murder. It is Man's inhumanity to Man.


a6bc2a  No.15824977

File: 7c7471a580514dd⋯.jpg (30.65 KB, 540x481, 540:481, dicky dick.jpg)

>>15823276

Must've missed this pasta, not bad.


9c076f  No.15825098

>>15821876

What about the hours of horrible cutscenes that are in every other god damn progression mission. What about monster AI actually being gutted and prioritizing cats over players to an absurd degree, monster stamina is either lowered or stamina damage was raised because they veg out after a fucking minute of fighting, what about a god awful endgame decoration system, what about the absolute enjoyment of TIMEGATED HUNTS LIMITED TIME ONRY FUCK U?


c69db3  No.15825167

>>15825098

>the hours of horrible cutscenes that are in every other god damn progression mission

What are you fucking talking about? There's maybe a 20 second thing when a new monster shows up, and the "story" cutscenes that there are are fucking short.

>they veg out after a fucking minute of fighting

And quickly recuperate.

>TIMEGATED HUNTS LIMITED TIME ONRY FUCK U

Has never been an issue so far in the game. Probably there to prevent excessive cheese tactics.

>god awful endgame decoration system

Not even gameplay.


302aea  No.15825666

so, not even worth a downloading?


b6b3b7  No.15825725

>>15823008

They have the horn too, it's equipment.

>>15823276

You wrote all that to levy like, 3 criticisms.


26583b  No.15825836

File: c870ca5504e8da3⋯.jpg (16.99 KB, 210x240, 7:8, You'd hate this if it was ….jpg)

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>>15825167

>What are you fucking talking about? There's maybe a 20 second thing when a new monster shows up, and the "story" cutscenes that there are are fucking short.

Confirmed for not playing the game. I "played" for an hour well it was hour and a half but 30 minutes where spent on character creation looking for height, boob and weight sliders, none of which exist so I won't count that time and only then got the first quest, which, like everything else, is filled with stupid pace-breaking pop ups. STUPID GAIJIN KNOW STAMINA WHAT IS??!!!! FOLLOW SIGNS!!!!! GAIJIN KNOW HOW MOVE???. It's like one of those games that have tutorials for retards, but you're expected to switch help off, like in Divinity, Starsector or Pathfinder. It's even like the controls are hard, you automatically climb when facing a wall, it's not like there's a grab button. You spend an hour following pic related around running through a "CINEMATIC" sequence along a monster, there's lava and shit and your ship gets broken. Then you get taught how to run again through a forest, then you're taught again how to climb in case you've forgotten already. Then you run past a T-Rex looking motherfucker expect he can't actually hurt you because once you get close it enters the another cutscene.

Once you make it to town, there's more cutscenes, forced walking segments which wait for you to get in position if you move away so you have to stay near pic related and her epic reddit tier commentary. You get told where the shops are and the crafting sections, this segment takes a solid 7 minutes to complete and it's holding "W" the entire time. When you finally think you are free, every menu you enter in your inventory has a 2-4 page pop-up that requires several clicks to skip through. GEE I really didn't know headgear goes on heads, thanks for telling me. The first mission is fighting monsters that don't even attack you. I quit at this point because Hitman 2 finished torrenting, that game at least lets you skip the tutourial.

Also to any faggots who defend pic related, you're the same cunts who defend the bitch from DMC5, but you'd be the first to call out a western studio for making la Creaturas like this. The only reason you like her is because she's made by BASED Nippon and you idolise Japs for some reason.


26583b  No.15825887

File: 8e6873e0cf85e08⋯.jpg (74.5 KB, 407x584, 407:584, And then theres this why.jpg)

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>>15825836

As if to reinforce how bad that fucking bitch is, even reddit hates her. That's how fucking bad she is. http://archive.is/40hSu Archive because I'm not a subhuman who links to reddit

The worst part is when I see that there's already mods to make her look better. It's like game designers are required by some unknown law to make ugly characters. I just don't get why you'd create this bitch.


c69db3  No.15825889

>>15825836

>He couldn't handle that there was an intro sequence.

>An intro sequence which isn't even that bad, just mediocre.

Yes, there are tutorials in the game.

No, nobody likes that chick.


b6b3b7  No.15825900

>>15825836

>The first mission is fighting monsters that don't even attack you.

You mean the fucking herbivore aptonoths? dumbass.


efe259  No.15825916

>>15825900

nigga the not-jaggis don't even attack you, they just surround you and then get fucking stunned instantly because you gently touched a lightning bug, fuck off with this shit


b6b3b7  No.15825930

File: 6caa45e828dee58⋯.png (312.85 KB, 500x1157, 500:1157, casuls.png)

>>15825916

>be faggot anon

>play mh4u

>WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY A SCRIPTED ELDER DRAGON SEQUENCE

>WHY ARE PEOPLE TALKING TO ME

>get to town

>MORE TUTORIALS

>get first mission

>LOL THIS IS GAY I HAVE TO KILL HERBIVORE ANIMALS, THEY DON'T EVEN ATTACK ME

It's really incredible seeing this. It's like pic related.


efe259  No.15825936

>>15825930

the first mission isn't for aptonoths though, it's for the jaggi jagras


28fecb  No.15825942

File: e34bdc86b07ec1f⋯.png (1.06 MB, 893x783, 893:783, 1412014475936.png)

>all this defense for the worst MH game since the 1st

Take this from an idiot who bought the damn game on PC. MHW sucks. Nearly every single major change to the game exists to make things as easy for the player as possible. Fight a monster and collect its tracks enough times, and you'll always know where it is at any time, meaning you never need to learn their spawn or zone movement behaviors. Proper preparation is neither essential or even advantageous, anymore, because you can eat meals and access your main storage in the field. If you lose your meal buff by fainting, you can get it again in, at most, ten minutes. Fight two monsters at a time, and they'll deal more damage to each other than they will to you. I'm serious, this is the one MH game I didn't dread a second monster showing up, because I knew I could just run around while they both intentionally and unintentionally beat each other up. Even monsters that are supposed to work together, like Rathian and Rathalos, just get in each other's way more than they help one-another. Monsters will also go to sleep when you're in the same zone, and even if you're actively attacking it, something they didn't do in previous titles. Then you have all the environmental items and traps, which make it even less meaningful to be properly prepared for a hunt. You can move while drinking potions, and, even if you're hit, you'll still get some healing effect, depending at what point of the animation you got hit. The item your Palico starts with, once you have a few levels in it (which doesn't even take getting to high rank), heals you so often that you only need other healing if you really fucking suck. You only need a single piece of armor with a skill to proc it, now, and, despite what the MHW-dick suckers would have you believe, most of them have, at most, three levels of effect strength, if that. Set bonuses aren't all that important, either, and you only need four pieces of a set to activate them.

Separately, any single one of these changes wouldn't make the game all that much easier. But, as a whole package, they cause the game to require very little thought in your preparation and to massively forgive any mistake you make.


28fecb  No.15825945

File: 57f6c4255058c65⋯.jpg (273.73 KB, 584x797, 584:797, 1390107961831.jpg)

>>15825942

And that's only the changes that make the game easier. Palicos have the least depth they've ever had. You only have one, and skills are entirely tied to a single piece of equipment you give to it. This means there aren't different palicos with their own specialties, no variations in stats, skills, or behavior. Quests aren't divided between single-player and gathering hall, anymore, meaning there isn't a second set of more difficult quests for you to take on. The amount of monsters and maps is paltry, and their size doesn't make up for it, because the environmental variety within them is tiny. You have a jungle map, a desert map, a coral reef map, a map themed around dead things, and a map that's half lava half bare rock and crystal. There's no map that requires cold protection, at all, and you only need heat protection in the few zones of the last map that have exposed lava. And, you know all those cool event quests you could download in the past games, which you had access to forever? They are limited to a specific period of time, here, for no fucking reason. Miss your chance because life got in the way or you wanted to play other vidya? Too bad, you don't get to do those hunts or get that neat equipment.

And I haven't even gotten to the small annoyances, like how the game connects to a server immediately upon starting, before you can even play it. The village hub is unnecessarily spacious and poorly laid-out, making doing anything in it take way more time than it should. The game loves to pull camera control away from you to show you something it thinks is really important, when you couldn't care less and are probably trying to look at something else. Monsters refuse to fight in the areas between major zones, and will actively run off to one if you aggro them between zones.

MH-fags should be furious at this blatant attempt to throw them at the wayside in favor of the mainstream western audience. PC-fags should be furious that this is their only proper MH game, especially with how poor a port it is and how it isn't even caught-up to the console versions in terms of content updates. The only reason I can see anyone legitimately defend this game is if they're a blind fanboy, one of the casuals it was made to appeal to, a shill, or someone who played it as their first and is the kind of retard that has overly-affectionate feelings towards games for that reason. Anyone defending it just to shitpost should take a serious look at their life priorities and realize how sad they are (as with anyone who shitposts to hurt this board). This is a terrible direction for the series, and I can only hope that, now they've roped in the casual masses, the devs will believe they've learned the ropes and are ready to put on the big boy pants and deal with an actual challenge.


26583b  No.15825951

>>15825889

>Hitman 2

Intro mission is 5 minutes of no enemies before surrounding you.

Tutorial entirely skippable

>Starsector

Intro is 30 seconds of character creation

Tutorial can be switched off

>Mountain Blade

Intro + Tutorial is optionary

>Vic2, Eu4, Ck2, made by fucking swedes for bottom of the barrel fucks who will shovel dlc into their mouths

Still respect audience's brains enough to not have a tutorial

>Cossacks, AoE, C&C

Tutorials are campaigns that you don't have to complete.

>Divinity/Pathfinder

Tutorials are pop-ups that can be disabled

>Skyrim

Intro lasts 20 minutes, 25 if you explore the caves

>God Eater

Intro scene is 10 minutes of levels and 5 minutes of dialog

>Valkyria Chronicles 1

First 2 missions are tutorials with pop-ups, last 30 minutes if you're slow, can be beaten in 10

>Monster Hunter World

Hour of forced walking section and unskippable cutscenes, then followed by pop-ups that you can't turn off in every menu, then followed by an annoying bitch who will give you advice like Dragon's Dogma pawns.

Can you see the difference retard? This game treats you as if you don't even know how to operate a keyboard, it's like one of those old manuals you'd buy to install the internet for old people and it'd start with "To move the pointer, move the mouse in the direction you wish the pointer to in". The game has absolutely no respect for the intelligence for it's audience and I can only imagine it's because Japs see Americans as actual retards who speak in hamburger. If the game was made for a Japanese audience, you wouldn't have half this shit in it. I'm not saying that Americans are stupid, it's just that the entire world sees you as stupid.

>>15825930

Great job on being the most disingenuous motherfucker in this thread. People talking to you is when you go up to an npc and initiate conversation, MHW forces you into cutscenes and walking sections, there is no talking anyway because your character is a mute, the stupid bitch I've already bitched about does all the talking


b6b3b7  No.15825956

File: cfdca55992a1169⋯.png (397.43 KB, 467x684, 467:684, leorio doesn't know what t….png)

>>15825936

Then they should be attacking you.

>>15825942

>>15825945

Well I'll be damned, an actual fucking list of criticisms that are valid and well thought out. Fucking thank you.


efe259  No.15825960

>>15825956

>then they should be attacking you

>>15825916

>they just surround you and then get fucking stunned instantly because you gently touched a lightning bug


b6b3b7  No.15825965

>>15825960

>and then get fucking stunned instantly because you gently touched a lightning bug

Touching lightning bugs does nothing. You pick them up like normal. Do you mean the flash flies?


efe259  No.15825972

>>15825965

Yellow bug thing, whatever it's called there's one right when you enter the cave that when you touch it it instantly stuns every jagras in the cave, making victory basically fucking nothing. It was handholdy as fuck, especially coming off of the tutorial and intro that was a whole bunch of nothing


b6b3b7  No.15825995

>>15825972

Yes that's true. I already commented about the environmental shit like 3 days ago at the beginning of the thread. Saying they don't attack you is a bold faced lie.


efe259  No.15826005

>>15825995

>game forces you into a cave where you stun the enemies instantly upon entering

>this isn't the game giving you enemies that won't attack you


b6b3b7  No.15826013

>>15826005

Ah gee anon, you're right. The game gives me a potion, and I'm supposed to use it, so I guess it's valid to say I just have regenerating health now.


06449b  No.15826332

I just finished what's apparently all the content on this thing and goddamn what a letdown this was.

Where the fuck are the actually cool monsters? Where's Zinogre? Brachydios? Tigrex? Have they not said a word about G rank yet? Where is the fucking content?


003396  No.15826417

>>15821853

>he pronounces ふ with an 'f' sound


28fecb  No.15830531

>>15826332

>Where is the fucking content?

Probably in "Monster Hunter World Ultimate", but it will have half the content a usual G game does.


0753d9  No.15830616

File: f0dcc1f763a6947⋯.jpg (446.26 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Lunastra killing blow 001.jpg)

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File: d32eb5d71141fbd⋯.jpg (401.02 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Teostra killing blow 001.jpg)

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File: 228dec41a19e129⋯.jpg (595.3 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Tzitzi-Ya-Ku capture 001.jpg)

>>15826332

>>15830531

>Monster Hunter World Ultimate

it's going to be in Monster Hunter: Freedom Unite Generation WORLD


a6bc2a  No.15832391

File: 0758bd9458d153f⋯.png (309.76 KB, 414x785, 414:785, ServalSeason2.png)

File: 5d17c241e1527df⋯.jpg (2.33 MB, 1924x2092, 481:523, dreaming of kemono friends….jpg)

>>15825951

Don't care much about this autistic series for autistic autists, but you're reaching quite hard with these comparisions, you even cited Skyrimjobs, basically implying that it is better than this game just because it isn't this game, and I just can't allow someone to somehow praise Skyrimjobs under my watch. Next time, just say that the tutorial is a bore and it should be skippable, to cut the autism.

Thread got filled with teary-eyed aspies whining that Crapcom is crap and that this crap game sold like hotcakes and thus their bum hurts because more motherfucking WARUDO is on the way, and life is unfair.


b6b3b7  No.15832437

File: 65530d4901547d7⋯.gif (992.71 KB, 250x258, 125:129, sad confused cat.gif)

>>15826332

I miss zinogre and tigrex.


66e45d  No.15836000

trips


1a91dd  No.15836300

File: aa85da79f8fd766⋯.png (34.31 KB, 255x171, 85:57, 1414163210659.png)

>>15814008

>>15815104

I actually want to play with anons. Every time I boot up the game, it says starting in offline mode. how do I play with you fucks?


baea54  No.15836430

File: 55ab941bb7ef43c⋯.jpg (177.59 KB, 1280x1440, 8:9, 55ab941bb7ef43cbf28c2b0069….jpg)

>>15830616

>not Monster Hunter: Freedom Unite Generation WORLD XXX: Dithering Dinosaur Pussy Slayer: Material Collectors Edition Available Only On XBOX 1 (ONE) X


1a91dd  No.15836681

File: a07e94e7c4f181f⋯.png (416.26 KB, 730x725, 146:145, fuckin jeez.png)

>dumb escort mission

>go distract that rathian

>good job, now follow us

>think "it's gaijin's first monhun, they'll be fine while I bag this bitch"

>huntan rath

>it moves

>it's behind the wagon

>get close

>UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE

>it's a barroth

>you fight barroth now lol

JUST LET ME PLAY HOW I WANT

Does anyone know if they still break your flow like this through out the whole game or is it just low rank?


f4ac9d  No.15837580

File: 205070851425fc3⋯.jpg (55.42 KB, 542x616, 271:308, 7df4b7ea67d361729c282e9b94….jpg)

>>15836430

>Monster Hunter: Freedom Unite Generation WORLD XXX: Dithering Dinosaur Pussy Slayer


b6b3b7  No.15837629

>>15836681

The story missions that fuck with you are only through low rank, but there are still mandatory missions through high rank until hr49(technically one more for 100, but it's optional), so I hope seeing a waypoint dangling in front of the gates in astera doesn't annoy the shit out of you like it does to me.


4df24f  No.15837635

>>15836300

Part of the incentive of playing online with other people is to make hunts a bit easier or shall I say manageable. MHW is just so fucking easy that why do you even want somebody's help. I can forgive MHW for many things, I can turn a blind eye to the streamlining of shit that should've been streamlined, I can accept the scout flies or the handler but I can't and will not forgive the game for being easy


5a6145  No.15839962

>>15837635

Make sure to turn cats off so it at least has the vague semblance of a video game and not an honest to god button masher from a mario party mini game.

> I can accept the scout flies

I have to be honest, scoutflies and the obnoxious hud are far worse than the game being easy. Not that there aren't a myriad of other problems with world beyond those two things, but I'd rather play mhp3rd than mhfu with scoutflies. Maybe rather than easy you mean how the dynamic of hunter-monster interaction has changed though. Because the current dynamic has potential to be hard without making resemble actual monster hunter games and actual monster hunter games could be made much easier without playing like world.

After modding scoutflies out and significant other mods and fiddling to make the game less painful to look at I actually had some fun with it walking around the ancient forest netting every single small animal in sight and not actually playing the game because it's still terrible


a5b35b  No.15840039

>>15825887

>Removing the freckels.

And to the trash it goes.


28fecb  No.15840043

>>15839962

The cats actually stop making the game easier if you use anything but the default item. The problem is that you have to unlock every item but the default by finding the native cats in each map and doing their request. I stuck my cat with the knives that make him occasionally steal parts from monsters. Slightly cuts down the grind and stops him from making hunts as much of a cakewalk.


add74b  No.15840059

>>15840043

>cats stop making the game easier if you use anything but the default item

>shieldspire does retard damage, pulls aggro and flinches monster every time it hits him

>flashfly cage sets up free flashbangs and traps up to infinity

>meowlotov does absolute peak retard damage but is kinda inconsistent

The plunderblade is fine, I'll give you that, but everything else is completely overpowered. It's gotten to the point where you can run the Palico Rally skill and wide range, and just stand in a corner while your Palico solos elder dragons while you sip potions to keep him topped off.


53a8d3  No.15840067

>>15825942

>bought the damn game on PC

Fuck you too, niggercattle. I hope MonHun never ever recovers. (You) clearly don't deserve to have nice things.


add74b  No.15840074

Oh yeah, I completely forgot about the coral orchestra. It's basically a hunting horn for your cat, except the cat is a fucking retard and he gives you wind pressure or tremor resistance against monsters that don't do either of those.


5a6145  No.15840172

>>15837635

>>15840059

>>15840074

Even without the auto heals every 2 minutes cats make the game beyond trivial since the monster will almost never target you more than once consecutively. Playing with cats off I often have to actually roll to avoid potentially dying instead of just stand still and watching the monster spend the next two minutes targetting the cat while it heals me. Cats have always made the game trivial by stopping the monster from targetting you consecutively, and consecutive attacks are the only time you'll feel genuinely threatened or punished in monster hunter, but at least in previous games it seems like the monster would still go after you every second attack. In world it reaelly seems like maybe 1 in 4 attacks will target you when you bring a cat along and frankly you're not even playing anything at that point. With cats on you're not even playing a game at all in any way, but with cats off you can really see the difference. If you ignore ever single other change the game has made and just look at the combat, with no cats it's as least as challenging as playing double cross in village with a high rank eva+2 spe-eating armor set using brave style.

I mean, that's something right?

Right?


add74b  No.15840208

>>15840172

I mean, in the previous MH games, the monster would at least take your cats out of the fight for a decent while if it hit them often, or if you had a cat that got scared during enrages. In MH Didney Wurl, the cats have more health than the monsters you fight, they heal themselves without running away, and even if they do run away, it's for twenty seconds at a time maximum.


b6b3b7  No.15840232

>>15840208

The cats are goddamn immortal in world. I don't think I've ever seen mine get downed.


9c076f  No.15840301

>>15840232

I managed to get my downed once, and it took them out of the fight for a whole 30 seconds, when the monster was just.. I think his AI broke? He just ran into a wall for the rest of the hunt


1a91dd  No.15841395

File: c89377f49447d12⋯.jpg (20.99 KB, 245x204, 245:204, 1464855340826.jpg)

I think of this to be okay with vigorfly cat

>it lets me go all out on this low rank trash

>i can get to the real game sooner

is there g rank in this iteration?


ff86ff  No.15841633

>>15825725

The point wasn't to levy criticisms against the game, because they are uncountable. The point was that sad wretches like you are defending something that actively hates you. MHW is basically netorare.


78e3fc  No.15841645

File: 97798136522f4b5⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1006x804, 503:402, LLENN checkem.png)

>>15836000

criminally underchecked


5431c5  No.15841791

>>15841395

>is there g rank in this iteration?

no(t yet)


60d69a  No.15841831

I've been wanting to try MH for a while, and the combat is pretty fun (coming from a Dark Souls player), switch axe and chargeblade are my favorites so far, maybe I'll try the insect glaive some time. The problem is that this game isn't optmized for shit, I can hardly get 60 in town; plus and it requires a pretty large investment to learn all the mechanics and optimum setups, which I may or may not be willing to do for yet another game. If I can convince my pals that the steamworks crack isn't going to get them b& from steam my enjoyment will likely go up. I played the 'dying light demo' for DSIII a couple years ago and nothing ill came of it, and most people seem to agree that Gabe doesn't give a fuck, so hopefully we can have some fun in the 'payday 2 demo' too.


383a1a  No.15841867

>>15841831

>I've been wanting to try MH for a while

Maybe someday you'll get to play one of the games then. P3rd or FU are good first games, or 3G/4G for something more updated.


2e424d  No.15841881

>>15841867

>i can get to the real game sooner

I have some bad news for you. It doesn't get any more difficult at all.


60d69a  No.15841888

>>15841867

I know that this is basically the worst entry of the series, but the main draw for me was MP with friends, which is at least reasonable to achieve here.


add74b  No.15841917

>>15841888

Nigger, you can play P3rd or FU online through the emulator and it's super simple shit.


2e424d  No.15841929

>>15841888

>this is basically the worst entry of the series

It's not even an entry into the series.


ff86ff  No.15842083

>>15824977

Nigger it's not a pasta, it's original content, and so is this.

Smash ultimate's whole conceit is emulating other games by any means necessary, including color palettes, special rules, and restrictions on which items spawn for which fight. Some characters get Rathalos as a final boss, and the only items that spawn during the fight are a deku nut (flash bomb) , a ! trap (pitfall trap) and a barrel when the rathalos is stunned. This makes it a better and more respectful Monster Hunter game than World.


b6b3b7  No.15842615

File: 08172ee6642d0ee⋯.jpg (150.01 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, IMG_4856.JPG)

>>15841917

My friends won't play the older ones with me cause "port forwarding is too hard".


efe259  No.15843129

>>15842615

you can play 3U, 4U, and Cross with a 3ds emulator and only one of you needs to port forward.


5431c5  No.15843157

>>15842083

>This makes it a better and more respectful Monster Hunter game than World.

And there's no kitty carts. Get blown out once and the quest is failed.


a6bc2a  No.15843597

File: 30bb8726b81b07c⋯.jpg (35.23 KB, 320x320, 1:1, nice.jpg)

>>15842083

>Smash ultimate's whole conceit is emulating other games by any means necessary, including color palettes, special rules, and restrictions on which items spawn for which fight. Some characters get Rathalos as a final boss, and the only items that spawn during the fight are a deku nut (flash bomb) , a ! trap (pitfall trap) and a barrel when the rathalos is stunned. This makes it a better and more respectful Monster Hunter game than World.

Included to the pasta, thanks.


825c44  No.15844966

File: 1c7283a4abc1d5a⋯.png (500.34 KB, 671x1057, 671:1057, crusader.sprite.afflicted_….png)


cd99d0  No.15845042

It's crap. But at least I don't have to play on a DS anymore.


28fecb  No.15845075

>>15845042

You do know there are two perfectly emulatable psp games, right?


23e8be  No.15846305

File: 8b951c5d6a6145c⋯.gif (1.57 MB, 288x288, 1:1, gunlance.gif)

>>15845075

FU and P3rd are good but they aren't DOOM, I can't just play them for 20 goddamn years without getting bored because there's no source ports or custom mods

World is shit but not unplayable. I'd rank it on the level of X; functional, but a clear downgrade from 4U. Mods and specifically the ability for people to make their own custom hunts via modding is what keeps World from being the worst MonHun. That's still XX


5431c5  No.15846327

>>15846305

>I'd rank it on the level of X; functional, but a clear downgrade from 4U.

>what keeps World from being the worst MonHun. That's still XX

If you're implying that X is better than XX i would like to hear your reasoning for that.


cc64ee  No.15846402

File: f95c277b412886c⋯.png (269.34 KB, 600x338, 300:169, tom3.png)

>>15819178

>good game

>MMORPG

>twitch audience


5a6145  No.15846472

>>15846305

Custom quests have been a thing in every psp and 3ds monster hunter for years though. Unless you mean that people can make custom quests in world with unique triggers and event flags in them it's not unique to world. Frankly the mods out there for world are just mods that take the game slightly less unplayable like removing scoutflies, fixing the weird desaturation or turning the handler into a regular weirdo instead of a terrifying goblino.


0a56ef  No.15846654

File: 741cd9356664b98⋯.jpg (2.23 MB, 2480x3507, 2480:3507, Handler.full.2261852.jpg)

>>15840067

>>15825956

>>15817375

>>15811516

>>15811623

>>15813670

>>15813670

>>15814047

>>15814082

>>15817647

>>15822369

>>15836681

>>15825942

>>15845042

>>15841888

>game unironically loved by all

>unironically loved by all mh veterans

>le 8chan kids mad and seething because they couldn't pirate the game day one

>complain about the tutorial

>"it's just another aaa gayme braaaaaaap"

Kill yourselves mongoloids. Game is fucking great, and it has a great future. Lots of improvements on older games. Lots of people love it. The only problem is lack of content, which will be fixed soon since is to be G-Rank to be announced tomorrow. Feels good man. Keep being fucking losers that complain for no reason though. You're pathetic.


b6b3b7  No.15846762

>>15846654

>G-Rank to be announced tomorrow

denton_asking_for_facts.mp4


3bc481  No.15846893

>>15846654

I'm somewhere in the middle with this game, for one I like a lot of the new things they brought to the table and on the other they without a doubt casualized a great deal of things. I'll focus on the one thing that bothered me the most, the game's overall difficulty. I was forged in the fires of early gen titles where even the early large monsters would take up to 20-30 minutes to bring down this was both for the lack of resources and weapons at your disposal but also because back then even those monsters had a lot of HP, this had a purpose, to unconsciously prime you to bring tools to help you. This was for the most part maintained up until MHP3rd which is the first one that I remember where they started to drastically lower the HP of normal medium monsters to make early hunts more manageable, it wasn't by much but enough take some of the tedium out of the early game so that one could progress faster into the mid game, a welcome change. Over the years the series has tried to trim down the fat of the experience so that it could be more focused and fun and in my opinion they managed to get the "perfect" balance on the 4th gen both in terms of challenge and accessibility. But what happened in MHW is retarded, I couldn't believe my eyes when I fought the first couple of large monsters, I was flabbergasted at how fast they'll die, and this was the early game, I wasn't bringing bombs or traps, just my basic weapon (GS or SA) and the small attack buff from eating and the average hunt would take between 5-10, 15 at the most because I didn't know some of the new monsters' behaviors, this is ridiculous. I kept playing as I'd normally play, upgrading my gear and bringing tools and it only got worse, I've actually spent more time on the story missions because those require you to follow a specific path and for some triggers to happen before you can proceed. I know I'm a veteran of the series but large monsters shouldn't die this fast, it was so bad I had to handicap myself using a lower tier weapons and armor and not using tools and might I add that I stopped using my cat after the 3rd large monster I fought. Late game isn't any better because of the new armor skill system lets you mix and match skills (I like this feature) and by then you're so geared with shit that even the harder fights will only take 15 minutes. I played solo for most of the game because with the monsters dying so fast why would I want help…

I don't hate this game, I just think it's sacrificing a great deal of its identity to appeal to the masses

>unironically loved by all mh veterans

This game isn't loved by all "veterans" it's loved by casuals. If by veterans you mean youtube influencers like ProJared who got early access to the game and gave it a perfect score saying it was the best monster hunter ever and later admitted the game's faults like its difficulty, then I can see what you mean by veterans i.e shills.


644525  No.15846902

>>15846654

>>game unironically loved by all

So loved by all that it still has a mixed reviews on steam while shedding its player base every day


644525  No.15846910

>>15846893

>I played solo for most of the game because with the monsters dying so fast why would I want help

This turd isn't like the previous games. They know the monsters are so weak now that they have to put a multiplier on their HP when you're playing with other players. This is the first Monster hunter game to do so.


b6b3b7  No.15846919

>>15846910

>This is the first Monster hunter game to do so.

I am pretty sure that is not right. Haven't the guild quests always given the monster more HP?


4e92b9  No.15846934

>>15846654

Is this pasta or is there really a human being pathetic enough to type this with a straight face?


a6bc2a  No.15847127

>>15846934

It's too short to be pasta, if that is what you're asking.


9c076f  No.15847145

>>15846934

I want to point out that world was so bad it killed monster hunter threads, this is what you have left of people who try to defend world


b6b3b7  No.15847154

>>15847145

Go make a thread if you want one fag.


9c076f  No.15847157

>>15847154

What's there left to talk about, world is awful and the series is absurdly dead at this point


644525  No.15847177

>>15846919

Guild quest HP didn't scale with the number of players. Its the same whether you solo it or 4 man it. This means for the Grank quests it would be consistent for everyone. World has no separation between guild hall or village quests. This results in monsters having auch a pathetic hp pool and stun resistances that you can just flichlock them.

If you can't do that then you can literally outheal the damage done by a rathian and rathalos together and kill them while being literally blind


b6b3b7  No.15847192

>>15847157

well typically people would talk about which games in the series they like and why, about their progress in different games, and they'd make rooms for playing with other anons in. But I guess playing video games is too much to ask of your faggot ass. It's sad too, cause playing p3rd with other anons was my first dip into MH.

>>15847177

World has a flat multiplier for online. Single player gets one HP value, and as soon as there is any other player in your hunt it gets the multiplayer value, which is the same for 2,3, or 4 players. Seriously, the game is easy, but do at least some research.


644525  No.15847198

>>15847192

>World has a flat multiplier for online. Single player gets one HP value, and as soon as there is any other player in your hunt it gets the multiplayer value

And its the first in the series to do so. What else did I type you capcuck?


9c076f  No.15847203

>>15847192

Oh yeah I can't wait for great conversation like "XD I saw a rathalos and shidded my pants XD But thankfully the cat was there to give me full hp constantly throughout the fight and take away any real sort of progression, anyone who says this game isn't the best is just a nasty troll!"


b6b3b7  No.15847215

File: c07abe9e8d889d1⋯.gif (2.37 MB, 421x338, 421:338, anger cat.gif)

>>15847198

>And its the first in the series to do so.

But it's not. Guild quests, the only ones you can play with other players, get more HP than normal. The only difference now is you can't do the multiplayer sized health solo.

>>15847203

YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT WORLD, PLAY THE OTHER ONES WITH ANONS

Christ alive. Nobody canceled doom threads when nudoom came out.


644525  No.15847236

>>15847215

>Guild quests, the only ones you can play with other players, get more HP than normal

They still have the same HP even if you solo them. There are no such thing as "normal" G rank quests either which is what everyone uses as a method of assessment.

>The only difference now is you can't do the multiplayer sized health solo.

Thats what I said you mongoloid. Except the both the "normal" and multiplayer health pool is fucking abysmal.


9c076f  No.15847241

>>15847215

Except Nudoom didn't summon leagues of retards who are trying to fit in, Doom is constantly getting fanmade shit where the most fanmade shit you can do in MH is custom quests


b6b3b7  No.15847242

>>15847236

Then why are you throwing such a shitfit about multiplayer then? Just say the monsters have low health, and there's no g rank. World isn't the first one to change monster health, it just made guild and village quests the same.


644525  No.15847262

>>15847242

>Then why are you throwing such a shitfit about multiplayer then

Maybe if you took that capcum out of your eyes you would have easier time reading my posts.

>World isn't the first one to change monster health

Tell me when you can hunt a dire miralis or dalamadur in village with "normal" health.

>Just say the monsters have low health

You mean like I did? Fuck off capcuck

>and there's no g rank

G rank is going to be meaningless if you can stunlock monsters there anyway, which is exactly what is going to happen with this system that literally hasn't been in any Monster Hunter game ever before.


5431c5  No.15847310

>>15847241

>where the most fanmade shit you can do in MH is custom quests

maybe it's time for fangames?


c7e4d2  No.15851482

File: 750556eb1bdd5d9⋯.png (1.13 MB, 5787x4093, 5787:4093, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15846654

I think he wasn’t wrong


1a91dd  No.15855039

File: 52572b95be1c7c7⋯.jpg (53.34 KB, 395x513, 395:513, 1422318017571.jpg)

I did it. I got to experience some of the monhun autism I like so much

>get anjanath quest

>it involves rathalos that you're only supposed to use to weaken anjanath

>it drops materials

>picked them up so now the smithy shows the armor I can craft

>turns out it becomes an optional quest you can retake

>hunt the red menace a bunch

>make 3 pieces for the bonus skill to trigger

>have a clownsuit made of these and two weaker armors that give affinity, and one of the rathalos pieces gives weakness exploit for even more affinity

>this plus the bonus skill makes elemental damage that much better

I haven't even done the next quest, the one that involves that large lava monster. I don't think I'm "supposed" to even have rathalos armor at this point, since the smithy won't let me upgrade it.

I feel so accomplished. This feel is what makes monhun so great.

What've you lads been up to in this new world? Post your greentext stories


000000  No.15855045

>>15811465

people actually play this shit?


b83e3b  No.15855090

File: 9ccc36f311fc1a6⋯.png (1.24 MB, 1345x1005, 269:201, 9ccc36f311fc1a6bc0c3f1253e….png)

>>15813627

>>15813697

This is weird, first time I really saw it thanks to that degenerate furfag up there. It's like those magic fucking 12 dolphins picture or whatever. Fullchan bumber looks like a pair of boobs being squeezed. Meme it.


a6bc2a  No.15856864

File: 4357ea91ecbab78⋯.jpg (14.52 KB, 200x211, 200:211, Yo_friendos_how_should_som….jpg)

>>15851482

Oh Jesus.


3e5bd1  No.15857050

>>15826417

>he doesn't


9c076f  No.15857532

>>15855039

>Fight a teostra

>hit him once he staggers 90 times

>game servers crash making him veg out for about 2 minutes

>kill the comatose'd monster

>post about how cool I am on /v/


53bda1  No.15857764

>>15836000

checked


1a9c74  No.15857919

File: d1a74bbd3f4c8c6⋯.jpeg (459.15 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Hey bitch.jpeg)




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