79d8dc No.15804707
Why?
Did CERO threaten to give the game a CERO-B rating if the breasts weren't reduced in size?
Or did Sakurai simply decide that he wanted to give Samus more dignity?
9003b0 No.15804827
>>15804707
Why don't they go for a higher rating if they are adding shit from games with a higher rating?
8c156a No.15804852
>>15804827
Games with Mario in them are never rated M. Nintendo won't allow it. Maybe just rated T or E10 at most.
The difference now is that nu-CERO threatens to up a game's rating if its girls have big tits or visible panties.
ba1666 No.15804854
The tiddies and zero suit were a mistake.
ec60e2 No.15804856
Whose more at fault CERO or Nintendo/whoever decided to censor Smash. Did CERO know they could leverage this, or did they just rate it and Nintendo didn't like that rating and censored for the target they wanted?
108562 No.15804858
>>15804852
Who the fuck expects to see tits in childrens game?
382ee2 No.15804859
>>15804827
Sales. CERO B is the equivalent of 12+, while A is for All Ages. There is nothing in-between such as a 7+ like on PEGI
The same reason why violent japanese games dont even try to show gorey stuff because it's grounds for a CERO Z rating (meaning the japs can only bought that stuff with a bank card, as any R18+ item, pre-paid cards and cash money isnt allowed)
For all the lewd shit Japan can produce in comparison to the West, CERO is the harsher rating board in comparison to ESRB and PEGI.
8c156a No.15804861
108562 No.15804883
>>15804856
This is the dumbest HUD mod I've ever seen.
3c1a7c No.15804894
>>15804856
>Witcher in Skyrim HUD
>>15804883
This
>>15804858
You want your children to become genderfluent Apache helicopters?
6680fa No.15804901
aa909a No.15804906
3b92df No.15804920
>>15804858
Me, you fucking homo.
35d23b No.15804928
>>15804707
What's undignified about nice tits?
4065aa No.15804932
>>15804854
Unironically this.
df8446 No.15804941
>>15804707
The face is worse, the hair is worse, the textures look worse and rigging is fucked up and her ass deforms and goes conclave while moving.
What the fuck where they doing when they made this model?
6c8706 No.15804942
>>15804858
It's like females have breast or something.
108562 No.15804944
>>15804942
Most girls have small boobs.
d32b72 No.15804955
>>15804944
lol no they fucking don't, even if they did it's not the point, they're obviously designing her to be less attractive and also less busty, jew'n out
108562 No.15804964
>>15804955
If you're looking for sexier girls shouldn't you be playing games made for more mature audience?
d9e61e No.15804971
>>15804944
>Most girls have small boobs.
Depends on what country you're in.
Amertica is mostly C's, Australia is mostly D's, ASian is mostly A's and I think canada was b's?
83ee78 No.15804972
>>15804971
> Australia is mostly D's,
>he thinks there's still Australians
have you not read up the emu war?
a9bb4a No.15804975
anons muh dik just as hard as niggers they kvetch endlessly about do
108562 No.15804979
>>15804971
Fatter girls generally wear bigger bras.
d9e61e No.15804980
>>15804972
>have you not read up the emu war?
>implying Emu's don't have tits
You have no idea what you're talking about anon
d9e61e No.15804983
>>15804979
But Australia has a lower obesity rate than America I think?
d32b72 No.15804985
File: ddf02f5f0f2d259⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 761.91 KB, 500x281, 500:281, ddf02f5f0f2d25925e97357db0….gif)
>>15804964
christ, it's not the point man
should they remove mario's moustache seeing as it's a stereotype of italians, thus "damaging" to kids? samus has big tits, end of story
same reason i hate nu-raider (aside from the gameplay) they changed her whole body/face
i don't play these games so i don't give a fuck but it's still annoying to see
4b7b55 No.15804991
>>15804975
>>15804944
>>15804858
Flat roastie detected. Not even lolifags and flatfags are this insecure about cowtits in vidya.
108562 No.15804993
>>15804985
>should they remove mario's moustache seeing as it's a stereotype of italians
That literally makes no sense.
d32b72 No.15805000
>>15804993
he could be considered offensive to certain people seeing as he's an italian stereotype
why's samus' tits getting reduced/face uglier, are they offensive?
it's a lot of shite
a9bb4a No.15805003
>>15804991
>ook eek ooga booga *click* whistle
i'm sorry but i don't speak your jungle tongue
369edc No.15805026
>>15805003
Go back to /tv/ you fucking mong.
ce897e No.15805035
>>15804858
Children seeing non-explicit big tits is bad.
bb1eea No.15805037
I'm mostly a flatfag, but I don't support reducing the tit size of any character ever, unless they have some type of cannon breast reduction surgery. It's very disrespectful to the character. It's like saying they aren't good enough how they naturally are, and it also pisses on all the fans who enjoy their natural look. I'd be the same as if some flat girl suddenly got huge melons out of nowhere. You're changing a very important aspect of not only their appearance, but also of their personality.
108562 No.15805038
>>15805000
Moustache isn't an italian stereotype, and reducing Samus' sex appeal prevents children from being corrupted by porn too early in their lives.
f846ed No.15805041
>>15805037
>cannon breast reduction surgery
This sounds very painful and dangerous.
ce897e No.15805043
>>15805037
Kill yourself faggot. Reducing tits is an objective downgrade and increasing them is always good(unless its stupid proportions).
108562 No.15805048
>>15805043
Big boobs are a burden. They're sweaty, heavy, less sensitive, become saggy quickly, just generally impractical.
35d23b No.15805054
>>15805048
Speaking from experience?
ce897e No.15805059
>>15805048
>sweaty
>negtive
>heavy
>negative
>less sensitive
>says who?
>become saggy quickly
>untrue, also small tits are disgusting skin flaps to begin with
>just generally impractical
You don't have tits to be practical you stupid kike.
991f3f No.15805066
>>15804928
>SJW sized plain tits
>not big enough for MILF fangs
>not small enough for pettanko fangs
They're shit.
03cd42 No.15805068
>>15805048
>less sensitive
Are they really?
991f3f No.15805070
>>15805043
Cowtits are always inferior reddit.
a012f4 No.15805077
>>15804707
>reduced breast size
>more dignity
fuck off
bb1eea No.15805080
>>15805043
That's almost as bad as the censorship fags. Tits should be left alone, stop being so delusional.
a012f4 No.15805084
>>15805043
>increasing them is always good(unless its stupid proportions).
79d8dc No.15805088
>>15805077
I don't think that reduced breast size = more dignity. I genuinely don't know what Sakurai was thinking, which is why I made this thread; to find out if anyone knows the reason for flattening poor Samus.
5bbc90 No.15805093
>based Nippon devs will never cuck on us guise
04fca4 No.15805095
>>15804707
>>15805077
>reduced breast size
>more dignity
<fuck off
Came here to make the same post word for word.
1e44a0 No.15805099
>>15805043
>>15805070
Don't start this shit again, your personal tastes aren't the point of this thread
>>15805088
Is it not obvious to anyone else that this is just Nintendo self-censoring? CERO has jack and shit to do with it.
eecf00 No.15805102
>>15804972
>have you not read up the emu war?
Why do you think chicken and other birds have breast meat anon?
bb37e8 No.15805103
>>15804707
What's dignified about smaller boobs? You're basically advertising your inadequacy as a female that way.
192e77 No.15805107
>>15805088
They were smaller in the amiibo.
cab56e No.15805108
>>15805068
They always say this in favour of the "muh flat chests are better" argument but this is actually rarely ever true.
yes ofcourse there are girls who have big tits that are less sensitive but the same goes for smaller ones also, talking from experience
68ee99 No.15805114
>people still pushing le CERO meme
fd9942 No.15805118
>>15804858
Why should large breasts NOT be in a children's game? Are they immoral? Will your children grow up to hurt people because of Samus' large chest?
f2d599 No.15805130
Can't pass by a Samus thread without posting some Samus
192e77 No.15805131
I dom't care about Samus being well endowed but it really bothers me seeing those loose tits and heels inside a power armor.
a71ea2 No.15805134
>>15805114
Look m8, it's a FACT that J-Pon developers would never do something as CUCKED and BLUEPILLED as censoring tittays without being forced into it by burgermutts or the government. Back to cuckchaneddit with you.
1e44a0 No.15805138
>>15804854
If the zero suit didn't exist you'd just hate >>15804932 or >>15805101 instead. The zero suit wasn't a mistake, playing as it was.
>15805134
Why don't you go back and take your terrible bait with you
9d5bc1 No.15805139
>puritanism is a good thing
Kids need some sort of sexuality in their lives. Something subconscious to fire some neurons in their brains so that they can later become functioning adults who reproduce, unlike most parents who's stagnant sex lives aren't worth mentioning.
a71ea2 No.15805146
>>15805138
Look at the 4channeler trying get his passive aggressive dig in with the intentional no (You). Here have one on me, bucko.
efaaac No.15805148
>>15805139
I wonder who could be behind this post
202159 No.15805152
>>15805146
Intentional no (You) are so silly. People still get an answer regardless.
ce897e No.15805173
>>15805099
>thread about tits
>don't talk about tits
f846ed No.15805198
>>15805173
The thread wasn't about saghags versus flatties, retard.
5e14c0 No.15805200
>>15805099
>>15805173
Tits of all shapes and sizes are wonderful just as long as they don't sag like a tennis ball in a plastic bag. I respect your opinions wether you like tits either big or small, they both have their upsides and downsides to be honest.
2231da No.15805204
>>15805200
big tits dont have any downsides
03cd42 No.15805206
151258 No.15805213
>>15804707
I love me some tits but I never associated Samus with titties. The breast reduction doesn't really bother me too much. She is still pleasant to look at.If it where Tiffa or another character known for her titties then I would be more concerned.
5e14c0 No.15805218
>>15805204
Once the girl starts to get increasingly old i beleive they start to sag, and sag LOW.
Itty bitty titties don't tend to do that because they can't do that.
I'm a guy who likes both but I want a girl with the perfect balance between big and small tits, it will be the best of both worlds rolled into one which can give the pleasures given from both big and small tits at once.
I would refer to them as The Boobs of El Dorado
a012f4 No.15805232
>>15805130
remove high heels
ae20fd No.15805240
>>15804854
Underrated post.
ce897e No.15805245
>>15805200
I was willing to stop posting but jesus christ that fucking webm you deserve to be called a massive faggot. Big tits are objectively superior and liking flatties makes you closer to being a homo.
a012f4 No.15805251
>>15805218
>The Boobs of El Dorado
i got some :^)
sage for Monster Hunter World
ce897e No.15805252
>>15805249
Less tit means less love. Face it.
000000 No.15805261
>>15804707
That is because Nintendo now supports child rape from faggot abominations.
5ff18c No.15805262
>>15804707
YES. AND NINTENDO IS AS GAY AS SONY FOR SUCKING CERO COCK
7fe808 No.15805271
>>15804858
It's family entertainment, anon. That means you have to entertain the adults too.
d32b72 No.15805274
>>15805206
annoys me more than it should
can tell the cunts <17 at least
7fe808 No.15805277
>>15804944
Not in the US and Nordic countries they don't.
d6d902 No.15805278
File: b54ded956824106⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 773.73 KB, 1000x1866, 500:933, you're not going to believ….jpg)
>>15805130
>first pic
is that one of those "dark samus outside of her skin" images?
5ff18c No.15805281
>>15805271
Things most of Smash's fan base is in their fucking 20s and 30s. Why even care about if brats can play it. I am so angry about this I want to punch a 5 year old in the face.
bcc9d8 No.15805285
>all these people unironically talking about 3dpd shit like "sagging" and "back pains"
You all disgust me.
d6d902 No.15805287
>>15805281
Kirby being pissed speaks the truth. At least Digimon hasn't cucked out yet
0d5173 No.15805292
>>15805271
>What about the adults playing a game about Nintendo characters hitting each other
151258 No.15805294
>>15805285
sticking your dick inside a 3dpd vagina feels pretty good tbh
Merry Christmas anon
f2d599 No.15805295
>>15805278
>shad
now you done did it!
b270fc No.15805298
>>15805134
>without being forced into it by burgermutts
I'm pretty sure Europe is the one big on censoring tits and women in general because their CERO too dumb to have a rating between E and 12+, like even the ESRB does.
7fe808 No.15805299
>>15805292
Yeah, adults. You know, those people with disposable income that they can spend on video games?
bf5d9a No.15805303
>>15805252
But what if they are TOO big? Where is the limit?
b270fc No.15805307
>>15805302
Oh shit. I meant Japan. Gomenasai
5ff18c No.15805308
>>15805292
You honestly think someone is going to spend $60 on a game for a little fucking parasite that does not understand the worth of a dollar and not want to get some enjoyment out of it themselves?
151258 No.15805313
>>15805308
>children are merely parasites
>not your biological immortality
take that logic back to >>>/leftypol/
906bbc No.15805314
>>15805303
There is always a such thing as too much of a good thing. Naturally large tits on an 18 year old are a wonder to behold. But anything larger than that starts to look weird and gross. Especially on older women when they hang down a lot.
beca44 No.15805317
>>15804707
>Breasts reduced in size
>Give Samus more dignity
Shimbori? Is that you!?
I didn't you were working on Smash
ec60e2 No.15805318
>>15805307
Gomenasai means sorry in Japanese in case any of you gaijin (foreigners) were curious.
5ff18c No.15805319
>>15805313
>Defends children.
>When all they do is drain your wallet and break your power tools.
Your a fucking imbecile.
7016d9 No.15805321
>>15805314
>But anything larger than that starts to look weird and gross
Maybe if you're a fag in the closet or some kind of soyboy.
a71ea2 No.15805323
>>15805318
She kind of looks like wormslut tbh.
7fe808 No.15805328
>>15805308
>>15805319
I hate to break it to you anon, but you wouldn't be here if you weren't a child at one point.
bb23b7 No.15805335
>>15804827
Even niche VNs don't want to target PEGI16. With Nintendo there is a real audience of children though.
5ff18c No.15805339
>>15805328
And your point? They are not people until they are at least 21. Fuck they can't even think straight until about that age. They are just its that leach of actual developed human beings.
That is why in most countries kids belong to their parents because they are not people. They are things. Pre-humans.
7fe808 No.15805342
>>15805339
Sure. This is a universally accepted fact. Why espouse hatred? That's like hating a dog for wagging its tail.
a71ea2 No.15805345
>>15805339
I would say that 11-12 year olds are actually more coherent than teenagers in the grips of puberty and hormonal overdrive tbqh
5ff18c No.15805349
>>15805342
Point is they fucking censor games because of things barley alive. Its not just Smash look at Sony's Spiderman and Black Cat. I mean even Marvel comics the most SJW you can get have restored and expanded her tits because fuck it that shit sells but Sony is nah make her flat.
Sick of games being ruined because of fucking brats.
151258 No.15805354
>>15805349
Its a game designed for children Ebenezer
d32b72 No.15805355
>>15805339
>They are things. Pre-humans.
bb23b7 No.15805356
>>15804859
The big difference with PEGI is that nobody has a problem selling PEGI18 games. You can openly sell them in any store. People just have to ID themselves to prove they are indeed 18.
Remember that the Jew doesn't care about actually protecting children. Which is why in America selling GTA to kids is considered a Constitutional right. Just imagine what would happen if Walmart would refuse to sell games to kids…
5ff18c No.15805361
>>15805354
Then why does it have fucking Ice Climbers and fucking Pac Man. Fuck it The Borg had the right idea keep those fuckers in tanks till they are adults.
f0640a No.15805365
>>15805037
I'm still waiting for them to give Lara Croft breast cancer so she can have some real character development.
7fe808 No.15805382
>>15805354
That's wrong. All Nintendo games are made for everyone because that's what sells. You are ignoring obvious details designed for adults.
>>15805349
The children can't be blamed for this, though. Children are necessary, regardless of whether you like them. Blame the people making the decisions.
2aa11a No.15805384
>>15805319
>shit jokes
So you're a jew then. Got it.
151258 No.15805392
>>15805382
And "made for everyone" is inherently a "G" for general audience rating (A in CERO). Thus its designed for children and adults.
1367ff No.15805396
Torpedo tits made samus look like a broad.
The most likely scenario is Sakurai decided to give her more dignity.
e76352 No.15805399
Soytendo doesn't want kids to accidentally get an influx of T after seeing her bazongers. Also because western gay jurnos would rip the game to shreds and metacritic is important.
7fe808 No.15805402
>>15805392
There's a difference between designed for all ages and designed for children, though.
151258 No.15805404
>>15805399
>Modesty laws are prohibiting me from sexualizing my children
You just want to molest children because your a fitly jew.
>>15805402
Yes, and Smash bros. with reduced tits is my counterargument.
987142 No.15805416
What is the status of visible panties in Ultimate? With trophies ( the last hope for panty shots) being gone, is there ANY visible panties in this game? I'm assuming Isabelle might have them.
>>15805218
is that RelaxAlax?
e76352 No.15805475
>>15805404
Kids are going to see tits somewhere, they're inescapable, might as well let them associate tits with a qt and not some sjw horror.
ce897e No.15805480
>>15805339
This is your mind on jewish poison. Not to mention modern children(specifically Americans) are stunned till late age. Children is medieval ages would be almost completely independent by 16 and probably have a child at 17 or 18.
bb37e8 No.15805489
>>15805480
>and probably have a child at 17 or 18
Nope. Church record show that the majority of men and women married in their early 20s.
2bd045 No.15805500
>muh dignity
titty haters should kill themselves
dedb39 No.15805524
Smash is a fucking horrible game anyways, only good for playing with friends in the same room. This is the reason I've only ever played the original and Melee. Move on.
151258 No.15805532
>>15805475
>kids will eventually be exposed to sex
and don't you think that decision be up to the parents instead of some Jew on the internet? That maybe there ought to be tools and guidelines that help parents make informed decisions for what is appropriate for their kids?
>b.b.b.but its ok for my kids to see boobs because I'm a Jewish pedophile
And you are free to buy YOUR kids adult games. ESRB, PEGI and CERO are not censoring your adult games. Decency laws historically prohibit Jewry. I personally don't really want to see more (((Pregnant Rapunzel Emergency simulators))) or (((Elsa Frozen Brain Surgery))) any time soon.
6919a8 No.15805539
you know what burns my ass about all this? look at the rating for melee. i always thought it was really funny how in the dk rap they say "heck of a guy" during chunkys segment of the dk rap yet dk 64 featuring "hell of a guy" was rated e.
>>15804854
rust off /clang/. caryiffer.
>>15804858
man you really caused a ruckus and you got a point but sexy figures feature prominent in lots of things aimed at children anyways, though usually not so much as blatant sexual advertisement.
fuck you anyways though, im miffed that it was for some reason okay in the previous game and theyre now taking away something i liked about it. what, was it supposed to be a one time special treat? why dont things ever change for the better?
why dont we ever see examples of this happening in reverse?
>oh, i wanted the internet to drawn porn of and talk about how big this characters tits were for free advertisement but it didnt quite catch on so im going to give her even bigger tits
why cant that ever happen?
5b4d33 No.15805550
>>15805218
>Itty bitty titties don't tend to do that
Go fuck yourself DFC lover. You aren't fooling anyone. Your flat waifu will still sag.
bb1eea No.15805559
>>15805550
The whole argument is pointless anyway since 2D perfection doesn't have to worry about sagging, so it is purely down to aesthetics and character. Only 3DPD has this issue and they aren't worth discussion.
>>15805539
Has a big tit character even not gotten porn and praise for her tits? Seems impossible.
529369 No.15805566
What SJWs wormed their way into CERO?
6919a8 No.15805573
>>15805566
i bet this is the first time youve ever heard of cero
000000 No.15805574
>>15805532
What? There's plenty of similar games already.
529369 No.15805581
>>15805573
No, I've heard of them. But recently they are changing their policy to be more strict on suggestive themes lately.
151258 No.15805595
>>15805559
Not to mention sagging happens mainly due to milk production after consecutive child birthing and after your woman has produced dozens of children it's really pointless to see that as sexy (trade in for a fertile model). The idea that its just gravity stretching out the tits is just hyperbole and the idea that elderly people have sex is also disgusting.
>>15805574
Yes in strange places on the internet and imho children shouldn't be using the internet unsupervised. If the Jew had it their way that crap would be on the Nintendo E-shop as a free to play.
339247 No.15805603
>>15805218
This is going to sound crazy, but you're talking about cartoons. Artists can do whatever they want in cartoons.
6919a8 No.15805611
>>15805603
i just cant stand shirts with slogans on them. but if there were a market for 2d people thats definitely what would be on them.
fd9942 No.15805612
>>15805603
>Life is hard but boobs are soft
Wisdom
1e44a0 No.15805644
>>15805308
>>15805319
>>15805339
Thing is, you would have had a good point if you were talking about Nintwentyearolds but you decided to dig in with your attack on children instead, outing yourself as a retard.
0df6f9 No.15805647
>>15805218
>2D
>aging
I start to see now where all these retarded discussions are coming from since people are throwing 3DPD into the mix for some reason.
30784b No.15805649
>>15804858
>not wanting to teach children to not be fags
19474e No.15805651
>>15805271
>media for children needs to entertain the adults, too
I would like to refer you to Pixar and Dreamworks films. Dreamworks is well-known for making movies that children "enjoy" because most of the jokes are so far over their heads that they just laugh at the potty humor and get excited with the big, green ogre yells at the donkey. They create "family" movies by making it cutesy and colorful with "wholesome" ideas about love and friendship and whatever shit, but then you turn around and see the fucking Pinocchio wearing panties and using it as deus ex machina to escape a dungeon.
Pixar, on the other hand, doesn't abuse adult themes. They don't lean on potty humor or guys wearing womens' underwear. There's very little sexual humor or sexual themes in their movies. They're entertaining to adults who go to watch them because they have genuinely good writing, animation, dynamism, and jokes. Pixar movies are emotional roller coasters, they aren't full of cheap gags.
You don't need titties to entertain adults. I also believe that big tits and panties are not going to hurt children, so long as that isn't the focus of the game; it's the same reason I think the outrage over the GTA Hot Coffee mod and the game receiving an AO rating over unreleased content was fucking stupid.
3d7640 No.15805657
>>15804707
Maybe they're just being compressed, due to how tight the suit is?
847b80 No.15805661
She's sexier now. Look at those legs.
1e44a0 No.15805670
>>15805661
She had legs before
6919a8 No.15805671
>>15805645
powerstone was t for teen
6919a8 No.15805672
a012f4 No.15805678
>>15805303
>But what if they are TOO big? Where is the limit?
When they touch the ground while the woman is standing upright.
aa1bc7 No.15805691
78eb17 No.15805708
>>15805671
Yes, for animated violence. They didn't get a rating for sexual themes.
7fe808 No.15805720
>>15805532
>>15805595
>the Disney pregnancy simulators are the same thing as giving Samus larger breasts
You realize she still looks like a whore right? The eye makeup, glossy lipstick, beauty mark, and gigantic high heels? I guess those are all fine examples of a woman to you. But no, increase her bust size and OVER THE LINE! Both you and Nintendo are hopeless retards.
ce897e No.15805726
>>15805489
And where are you getting this data? Because the way I've heard it people married pre-20s.
fd9942 No.15805756
>>15805720
>You realize she still looks like a whore right?
Ahmed please go
bb37e8 No.15805763
>>15805726
From kikepedia:
>From 1619 to 1660 in the archdiocese of Canterbury, England, the median age of the brides was 22 years and nine months while the median age for the grooms was 25 years and six months, with average ages of 24 years for the brides and nearly 28 years for the grooms, with the most common ages at marriage being 22 years for women and 24 years for men
Naturally, this is a very narrow sample of data from a very narrow period of time. Then again, the same principles that determined marrying age applied throughout most of European history. A groom needed to have a job and some means and a woman needed to have a dowry. Accumulating these funds took time.
>Because the way I've heard it people married pre-20s.
You've heard? Where? On some pop-history cesspit where they still say that knights in plate armor had to be hoisted on their horse by crane? Where they claim all gladiator fights were to the death or that Roman slavery was the height of inhumanity and brutality?
Did people marry young? Probably. Legally speaking women could marry past the age of 12, men past the age of 14, but that's like saying that just because the age of consent is 14/15/16/etc. all modern girls are fucking men in their 30s or 40s.
6919a8 No.15805767
>>15805720
can you be a good role model while still looking like a whore?
>>15805756
well look at it this way, youre definitely supposed to find her pretty.
ce897e No.15805811
>>15805763
>On some pop-history cesspit where they still say that knights in plate armor had to be hoisted on their horse by crane?
From classic literature describing the times and various stories from various times between the 12th and 19th century, I can't really show them to you because you can't read them anyway. But for instance when two families decided a girl and a boy are fitting for each-other at the age of 16 they would leave them in a room the entire night expecting in the morning to find a blood stain from the boy taking away the girl's virginity. And you said it yourself - its a very tiny period and only talking about the fucking Bongs.
67fe7c No.15805828
>>15804707
They took away Samus’s tits and Snake’s ass, not to mention the pantyshots for Peach and Zelda. Basically, they removed some of the soul of the series.
aa1bc7 No.15805904
>>15805828
I don't even like the changes and that's a fucking ridiculous statement.
6919a8 No.15805909
>>15805828
it is part of the soul and ours along with it.
but its all a reflection of our civilization. it says that we dont want to even give young people ideas because we expect them to be little shits about it who grow up into big shits.
but have there actually been an upswing of people just shoving their head under girls skirts or lifting them up to see whats up there ever since advent pantsu?
what was advent pantsu anyways, /v/? what is the first game to feature panties and all 3d upskirts and why isnt it at least a banner if not a yearly holiday?
529369 No.15805974
>>15805909
You the pantsu thread autist? Those are great threads.
df8446 No.15805980
>>15805661
The render is fine. The in game model is amateurish.
6919a8 No.15806015
>>15805974
i dont op those threads if thats what youre asking but im kind of flattered.
77476a No.15806026
>>15805603
>graph
Fucking hell, I remember when he used to hang in draw threads in 2010
He doesn't lurk here, right?
0df6f9 No.15806054
>>15806026
If you at least lurked here you'd know.
77476a No.15806068
>>15806054
I don't see him posting in draw threads here, just shit from his blog reposted here.
If I really wanted to talk to him, I can just message him on stea-
Last online: 93 days ago
Did he drop steam, or get a new account to save face?
529369 No.15806118
>>15806015
Oppai and ass have nothing on classic upskirt pantsu like Pikachu running under lass's dress for example.
79d8dc No.15806133
529369 No.15806147
>>15806133
off-topic polite sage
77476a No.15806148
>>15806133
Because the posts you are quoting are off-topic, as in, they do not contribute to the main topic of discussion.
Sage isn't a downboat, it is intended for posts that don't add anything to the OP topic.
Polite sage
343206 No.15806233
ac2177 No.15806260
They didn't fix this for the final release did they?
6919a8 No.15806262
>>15806118
now hold on, you can play a similar game with those. consider how they unlock perspectives unique to their placement on the girl form.
7fe808 No.15806429
>>15805767
Yes, but saying "You can look like a whore and kick ass" isn't necessarily a good message if you really want to go down the "think of the children" route. I personally don't care, but to pretend that a mild reduction in breast size matters is absurd.
>>15805756
All you need to do is compare to her Super Metroid or even Fusion designs and attitude. That look simply isn't really appropriate for a "warrior woman." The beauty mark sends it over the top, in my opinion – that's just cliche whore.
14cfda No.15806480
>>15804707
One one hand, the censorcucks are getting their way.
On the other, it makes sense since she's supposed to be as flexible as a pretzel to fit into her morph ball.
ed5eb6 No.15806504
a0c52f No.15806510
>>15806429
>The beauty mark sends it over the top, in my opinion
Having a beauty mark makes you a whore?
>All you need to do is compare to her Super Metroid or even Fusion designs and attitude
She's literally wearing the same outfit just in a different color. Wait, she's even wearing LESS
>That look simply isn't really appropriate for a "warrior woman."
That is EXACTLY how a warrior looks like. The male equivalent would be He-Man, any superhero thats wearing tights or one of the Belmonts.
14cfda No.15806517
>>15805114
Honestly I see a lot of people sick of Nintendo's shit to the point that they don't say that anymore, but still will buy the latest Smash Bros. or Pokémon 'cuz they have to lie to themselves.
5f398d No.15806518
>>15805532
>I personally don't really want to see more (((Pregnant Rapunzel Emergency simulators))) or (((Elsa Frozen Brain Surgery))) any time soon.
That's an AI making those games, newfag.
fc40fe No.15806521
>>15805416
Just download hentai.
9ee8ae No.15806531
Magical breast reduction + insecurity about it is my fetish
eb8dc5 No.15806703
they could've made everyone happy by including a full-figured adult samus and a cute, flat loli samus.
529369 No.15806768
>>15806703
I'll take one half-Metroid NES colored themed loli monster girl Samus daughter clone please.
6919a8 No.15806838
>>15806510
>Having a beauty mark makes you a whore?
well, the high heels might. at that point it kind of goes from space amazon warrior to seller of booty, and many anons made fun of it years back.
personally i think high heels can be part of an intimidation factor but its in a dominatrix kind of way so it isnt really any less sexual. it doesnt help that she has an electric whip.
3ea482 No.15806872
>>15804858
>Children game
>It's filled with teens and adults that take the game too seriously and enjoys ass and titties when not taking the game seriously
Go away faggot.
84a719 No.15806907
>>15804707
nu plank breasted samus actually looks better and lewder that way
881301 No.15806912
>>15804858
Tits are essential for a kid to grow big and strong, anon.
3ea482 No.15806923
>>15805339
>Baiting this hard for (you)'s
Might as well castrate yourself if you hate kids that much anon.
a66a46 No.15806954
>>15805043
>You sickfuck pedo
Amazing how realistic they depicted women in this image
9ce870 No.15806957
>>15806936
>Ugly fat sow.
>Soundless webm.
b1618f No.15806966
>>15806936
I can't even get turned on by this anymore. Maybe it's just recently that I am thinking this way, but I can't help but realize these whores are willingly allowing themselves to be videotapes (or taping themselves) showing their bodies to complete strangers, or, in the best case scenario, their boyfriends - despite the fact that they should only ever show their bodies to their husbands. Puts me in a right sour mood.
21a86e No.15806987
File: a35524abe33c45d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 98.16 KB, 748x1024, 187:256, 87f6e26666c6f0477ebc5337da….jpg)
>>15806957
the original never had sound
cc0381 No.15806995
>>15806987
That's pretty nasty dude.
b1618f No.15807002
>>15806987
>spoilered gore
What were you hoping to achieve? Trying to garner attention? You're just proving how pathetic and half-assed you are.
9ce870 No.15807003
>>15805278
It is the X parasite that copied Samus's DNA in Metroid Fusion.
21a86e No.15807011
>>15807002
If I didn't spoiler I'd get banned, you shouldn't get so defensive my man.
768afd No.15807015
>Or did Sakurai simply decide that he wanted to give Samus more dignity?
is it a brand new character model? there's a chance it simply turned out that way and it wasn't a malicous choice on the breast size. Granted I wouldn't put it past them to reduce breast size in this day and age but in this case I might assume its just a model inconsistency
b1618f No.15807016
>>15807011
>letting a ban stop you
Beta identified.
891884 No.15807019
>>15807002
>responding at all
idiot
9b3afb No.15807035
>>15804944
You are discriminating against large breasted women! Why do you hate the superior ability to deliver nutrition to infants? Wait a minute, do you work for Nestle?
202159 No.15807036
>>15807011
>not being behind 7 proxies
768afd No.15807043
>>15806966
>despite the fact that they should only ever show their bodies to their husbands.
the days of saving for marriage are long gone, you either come to begrudging terms with it, then either indulge a bit yourself, become celibate, or move to a third world hellhole where they still sell child brides like godless savages
202159 No.15807054
>>15806987
>tfw no skeleton gf
b1618f No.15807059
>>15807043
>giving up and/or buckling to the new cancerous zeitgeist
You are already a normalfag.
768afd No.15807075
>>15807059
>new
people have been casually dating for a long time homeboy
b1618f No.15807083
>>15807075
>a long time
Not quite as long as they've been saving themselves for marriage. You sound like a depressing blackpilled faggot who I wouldn't want to hang out with.
f3ec52 No.15807099
>>15805077
How does that make any sense though?
202159 No.15807105
>>15807083
You're hanging out with him right now in this thread.
768afd No.15807109
>>15807083
>Not quite as long as they've been saving themselves for marriage.
but the save for marriage era ended and we're in the time where people date a few people before settling down, it isn't necessarily a case of blackpill or "OH ITS ALL FUCKED" it's just how things shifted. Hell I don't necessarily view it as inherently bad to date more than one person in your life time, people change and a lot of people are for the better leaving a partnet when they realize that they become another person once they've "settled in" a bit. This obviously isn't advocating fucking around mind you, just the concept of dating in what I would hope is an honest manner with intent for long time or permanent relationships but sometimes people (women) don't hold up their end of the bargain and you should just drop her instead of trying to fix her or marrying her
cc0381 No.15807111
>>15807083
shut your trap you obnoxious faggot.
44a590 No.15807143
>>15807105
>korean_halfu.png
b1618f No.15807184
>>15807111
No
>>15807105
That begs the question whether or not a prerequisite for browsing imageboards like this must mean you are somewhat of a social outcast in some way or another - perhaps in a way which isn't quite apparent at face value? But I digress, wish I could have that discussion later on.
>>15807109
I consider it inherently bad because it lessens the importance of a relationship between individuals who may or may not love eachother. Or, at least, that's how it used to be - where the woman or man would know for sure if they loved someone before they began to commit to a sexual relationship. The questions women and men used to ask themselves was, "could I picture myself living with this person forever? Could I make this work?". For a woman specifically, they might question if they'd be alright with having his children and raising them together. Whereas today, the questions a modern woman asks themselves are arguably more material things like, "Is he financially stable? Would he be a good fuck? Does he look good in a leather jacket?" and stuff like that. It's also inherently bad because of the subsequent possibility of single motherhood when a coquette finally 'settles down' with some poor sap. The child(ren) is/are the one true victim(s) in these cases.
Don't get me wrong, I won't generalize and say all women are like this now, but I think it'd be fair to say the majority of them are, considering current divorce rates, the number of single mothers, unhappy marriages, propensity for cuckoldry and unfaithfulness, etc etc.
I understand that women aren't reliable to, as you say, "hold up their end of the bargain" but that's more of a symptom of the current zeitgeist if anything. A zeitgeist where the aforementioned faithlessness and promiscuity is commonplace and even advocated, thanks in part due to the 'everyone's a winner' mentality impressed in the young woman/man's mind. We see that when dried out old single mothers will still manage to attract a young and healthy single male who would fare far better with someone else his own age.
I am also not going to say a woman is over the hill when she reaches a certain age nor will I say a woman with a previous sexual partner(s) is too far gone. I won't deny that love is a weird thing and if it's honest, as you say, then I will bless it, but it's a shame since it'd be more romantic and sentimental if a couple who truly loved eachother shared their first times together and raised their own child due to it. I understand it sounds romanticized but I can't help but feel a bit of dread about it.
Also there's this rumor that previous sexual partners have the possibility to alter the eventual genetic offspring of the woman and her (later) chosen life partner. Don't know if it's true or not but I'm not taking any chances
df803f No.15807208
So now devs have to walk the fine line of "small enough tits to appease the Japs" and "large enough tits to appease the Australians".
202159 No.15807230
>>15807184
I think most of us are social outcasts, but man is a social animal. It's hard to go against one's nature.
Careful not to start avatarfagging, she doesn't deserve this.
768afd No.15807241
>>15807184
>it lessens the importance of a relationship between individuals who may or may not love eachother.
The thing about that is it takes time for some one to decide how much they love one another, and if you have a sexless relationship during this period, trying to sit down and figure out if you wanna go all the way to marriage, more likely than not one partner will feel that without the sexual part of the dating they might be wasting their time and cheat or leave for some one who will have some sex with them. In a strange way saving it for marriage can also cause unstable relationships or lead to more single mothers because one of the partners are likely to get fed up with getting blue balls/blue walls or feel like they're being led on.
I'd also say saving it for marriage is more dangerous for men because there are next to no repressions for women to fuck around, so a guy saving it could find a nice girl and hold it in but she could easily cheat on him or just use him for material worth and then in the event she leaves or there is a break up the guy has completely wasted a large portion of his life and didn't even get a few nuts out of it to compensate. Again this isn't advocating fucking everyone you can but dating with good intentions and having sexual relationships is something I find tough to view inherently bad so long as both partners are playing it safe. On another hand there's a whole financial aspect to it where a couple could be very happy and could definitely make it to marriage and raising a healthy family BUT they need to take time to build that foundation to get the house/cars/better jobs and with that I also see no harm in them having pre marital sex for enjoyment.
768afd No.15807248
>>15807241
>there are next to no repressions for women to fuck around
repercussions *
fcc281 No.15807261
Reminder that is America the one censoring tits.
df803f No.15807262
>>15807241
> lead to more single mothers because one of the partners are likely to get fed up with getting blue balls/blue walls or feel like they're being led on.
Gonna give you a moment to contemplate why this makes no sense. Also the statistics for those (few) who wait until marriage shows a significant decrease in divorce rates, increase in marital happiness, and decreased rates of infidelity. However there are a lot of potential confounders involved in such studies so it's hard to say for certain it was the waiting part that led to that. The scenario you posit, of one partner leaving because they don't want to wait, really isn't an issue. If they don't want to wait they SHOULDN'T be in a relationship with someone who does. It's clearly not going to work out, and I think it's fine to make that one of your selection criteria. People who want to wait until marriage should be cognizant of how it changes their potential partner pool.
2231da No.15807269
>>15807261
whiter than you muhammad
53c787 No.15807280
>>15807261
>Swiss censor her identity
>murricans censor her titty
f7a331 No.15807304
>>15804707
I don't think the shrinkage of Samus's tits has to do with CERO at all. I think that Nintendo is trying to distance themselves from the train wreck of Other M by reverting Samus's proportions to pre-Other M. Her proportions in Smash Ultimate match her proportions in in games released prior to Other M, namely her proportions in Brawl.
The removal of panty shots and even them adjusting Palutena's skirt so it's harder to see underneath is totally the fault of CERO, though.
>>15804858
Take your child outside. There will be women in the world with tits and they will observe these women. If it's okay for women with big tits to be out in public then it's okay for women with big tits to be in video games. Anyone who says otherwise is just a faggot and a prude and should be mocked endlessly.
13043c No.15807324
f37c52 No.15807328
>>15807261
>>15807280
That's just what you'd expect from both countries.
Swiss tries to keep her identity safe and has no problem with nipples. The idea is to report the story in it's entirety.
America on the other hand must protect it's youth from the corrupting influences of niples, but it's very important her face is revealed so she can be tracked down and fired from her job, as well as publicly shamed.
Now more seriously, it's more likely that the swiss reporter that wrote this is a guy while the american reporter is a woman. The dude is fine with niples and doesn't want to get her in trouble, but the woman is petty as fuck so she has to get her into trouble.
768afd No.15807329
>>15807262
>If they don't want to wait they SHOULDN'T be in a relationship with someone who does
that's a little unfair to them at the same time because they could get into a relationship without necessarily knowing the other partner was waiting or the other way around, obviously both partners need to be open about this thing first and foremost
>People who want to wait until marriage should be cognizant of how it changes their potential partner pool.
I don't disagree, but I feel some people holding out for a "pure" girl may be throwing a large portion of their life away or may become disenfranchised and worse off because it's such a hard thing to achieve, especially once they reach their late 20s or early 30s and feel more and more girls are "used up" or lose a potential partner who had a previously relationship that she may have had good intentions with but left her or something similar. it's a matter of circumstance there though. Another thing is one of the members of the relationship may endure a terrible relationship because they married some one who becomes shit and this ideal may make them more unhappy then seeking out a new more viable partner.
I'm not trying to knock those who save it for marriage necessarily but I think a lot of people might experience a certain level of self growth by having one or two relationships that don't make it to marriage and learn how people and themselves change with relationships
b1618f No.15807335
>>15807230
Sorry, I didn't mean to. I just coincidentally picked pictures from my Purity folder
>>15807241
>It takes time for someone to decide how much they love one another
I agree, but surely you realize that it doesn't require sex to realize that you love someone? The 'finding out if you lover her/him' part most certainly wouldn't be taking place during the dating phase of a relationship anyways, it should take place before you ask her out. A halfhearted decision like wondering if you love a girl while you're dating her or, God forbid, after you engage her, is the kind of decision that precedes a failing marriage.
>more likely than not one partner will feel that without the sexual part of the dating they might be wasting their time
Like what >>15807262 says, you'd likely know what you're getting into and decide if the relationship is worth it or not. Save for situations where the poor bastard is being lead astray by some vixen only to be left out to dry via divorce and subsequent alimony or otherwise.
Of course, I can't speak much for the following since I haven't found my significant-other just yet, but I bet biding your time until marriage before having sex with your partner feels amazing - physically, spiritually, and mentally, that is. If I may, a sex-filled dating phase is a bit like opening your christmas presents bit-by-bit before Christmas day, whereas saving yourself for marriage is like opening them all on Christmas day. I've felt both of these scenarios, and trust me when I say waiting makes it all worth it.
At the cost of sounding pretentious, I think your argument just implies too heavily that a cheating partner is not very distinguishable from a partner who will not cheat, when I feel like it shouldn't be so hard to figure it out. Either ask her friends or previous partners and the answer should be clear regarding that. Usually, you have to be a specific type of person to cheat on your "loved" one.
cc0381 No.15807339
fucking /r9k/ doesn't whine as much as you niggers.
369edc No.15807479
>>15807361
That picture reeks of leftypol desperation to meme. You should be ashamed of yourself faggot.
b1618f No.15807495
>>15807479
Are you unfamiliar with faux-alt-right female youtubers? They're literally all like that, excuse my French. It's accurate. Women should definitely stay out of politics, whether it be left-wing or right-wing.
a2e0ef No.15807543
>>15807261
>oy vey goyim being a whore is totally fine
>>>/suicide/
2f0ac3 No.15807753
>>15806936
Thought for sure that was going to be a Ricardo webm.
6919a8 No.15807782
>>15807261
but americans love tits
60eaaa No.15807785
>>15805038
>Moustache isn't an italian stereotype
You're too young to post here, you sexually confused, pre-pubescent, MtF tranny.
768afd No.15807933
>>15807335
>it should take place before you ask her ou
I'm inclined to disagree, you can find some one interesting or attractive but i doubt anyone knows how much they love some one before they ask them out, 'dating' in theory is supposed to be a period where you get to know one another more and lead into a more full fledged relationship but people sped the process up maybe a little too much in modern times
>a sex-filled dating phase is a bit like opening your christmas presents bit-by-bit before Christmas day, whereas saving yourself for marriage is like opening them all on Christmas day.
I feel like a certain risk about this is you might wait to the sexual part of the relationship and learn she won't suck dick or something, an extreme take but I feel like one would be pretty disappointed if they waited that long for sex only to find out their partner is shit in bed and might not make effort to improve. The matter of effort is a big problem with modern dating too of course, I know i'm jaded to an extent regarding women but I feel lots of them aren't willing to make efforts to improve relationships because they have a line of guys interested in them at any given moment so they can once again easily leave relationships with little repercussion
202159 No.15808501
>>15807695
Ayylergic reaction.
29ad5d No.15808656
>>dignity = smaller boobs
self censorship here, go back to sucking dicks in the alleys
86cf93 No.15808672
It's hotter when samus's breasts are more constrained by her skin-tight suit instead of looking like half-circles protruding from her chest
you can't prove me wrong
57b8d5 No.15808712
>>15808501
She sold? pump it
2818c4 No.15808714
>>15808501
You gonna post pics of the allergic reaction or what?
987142 No.15808739
>>15806521
its not the same as seeing it in a rated E game by professional modelers. retard
6919a8 No.15808763
>>15808672
they could be constrained while also being large
529369 No.15808807
>>15808672
Can I have a post Fusion ara ara Samus someday too?
6da4d6 No.15808822
>>15804858
Who the fuck expects to see a seashell bra and so much skin revealed in a kid's movie?
d1c88a No.15808866
>>15808501
You're not perfect.
79d8dc No.15808901
>>15806480
When she enters morph ball form, her suit converts her body into pure energy; she's not just scrunching herself up into a fetal position and rolling around.
9ce870 No.15808907
>>15808901
I can't remember where it was from, but I read somewhere that the space pirates attempted to copy Samus's morph ball with "disastrous results".
>Implying that they were scrunched up into meat paste while trying to morph.
3286ce No.15808913
>>15807083
>Not quite as long as they've been saving themselves for marriage
Good luck finding them in amerimuttistan.
79d8dc No.15808924
>>15807304
Her tits were big even in Zero Mission concept art and promotional art. Even before then, in the earlier games, she wasn't depicted with small tits.
79d8dc No.15808929
>>15808907
I remember that too, it's because they were too retarded to realize that Samus' suit was converting her into energy.
9777e2 No.15808932
>>15808913
You might have dismissed your parents at first, but they weren't lying about marriage material being at church.
3286ce No.15808949
>>15808932
I know my dad banged three girls before my mom. He was a chad. Ultimately people who are socially dominant will have more casual sex.
7a5c07 No.15808953
>>15808949
Are you implying he probably banged more than 3 and you only know about those 3 for certain?
0e0c6f No.15808959
>>15808929
Wait Samus can become energy?
3286ce No.15808961
>>15808953
Possibly. Maybe more. Imagine.
7a5c07 No.15808967
>>15808961
What age did he marry at?
Unless he married really young, the cutoff point for Chad status is at least 20 good looking girls.
d1c88a No.15808969
>>15808929
>The one technology that the pirates couldn't copy at all was the one that would have let them interface with tubes.
Fucking tragic.
bf5d9a No.15808971
>>15808959
Matter equals energy and vice versa. See special relativity.
fbfd4f No.15808979
Honestly the stupid mole on the chin is such a turn off for me, it does NOTHING to improve Samus' look, and does the exact opposite marring her otherwise perfect complexion. Samus went for 20 fucking years without it, and then suddenly one day the guy is like "let's add a mole to her chin." When I see pictures without it, I am glad to see that there are other people who can identify how shit it looks and decide to omit it. The smaller breasts and slenderer hips/waist, I can handle those I can deal with those, but that ugly ass mole is so fucking stupid.
And don't give me this "beauty mark" shit, beauty mark is just like chubby or the such, it's just a nice way to identify an otherwise not nice trait. "She's chubby" you say about someone – no she's fat, but you say chubby to be nice. The mole is an ugly eyesore.
79d8dc No.15808981
>>15808971
You don't need to try to explain it with science. It's an asspull explanation for a sci-fi video game. It doesn't need to make sense; it just needs to look cool and be useful.
7a5c07 No.15808986
>>15808979
Mole works4me.
You can't please everyone, but it's a common detail that people tend to like.
202159 No.15808991
>>15808714
Kek
A few more for good measure
0e0c6f No.15809001
>>15808981
>Samus
>Game manual calls her he so to not spoil shit.
>To live in a time where faggots couldn't not spoil games. Gen X had it good.
Then Gen X grew up took over game companies, invented Youtube and fucking ruined everything.
6a7260 No.15809002
>>15807105
>>15808501
>>15808991
Story? Was it because of the hair product in first pic? If so, that's fucking hilarious. The things retards will do for MUH FASHION that ends up making them all look like cheap and shitty prostitutes anyway.
202159 No.15809015
>>15809002
>Was it because of the hair product in first pic?
Exactly. She performed a skin test for 30 minutes instead of 48 hours as indicated in the instructions of her PPD hair dye.
She dyed her hair from blonde to brunette and almost died a few hours later.
http://archive.is/4Tg5T
d1c88a No.15809025
>>15809015
>She performed a skin test for 30 minutes instead of 48 hours as indicated in the instructions
>blonde to brunette
Her lack of wisdom is proportionate to her shit taste.
3b92df No.15809054
>>15805672
underrated post.
3b92df No.15809058
>>15808959
Yeah, like how Pokemon become energy when they enter a pokeball. Otherwise, the pokeballs would have an incredibly large mass.
f2d599 No.15809146
>>15809058
>10 kg pokemon
>~900000 TJ of energy
>over 4 times the yield of Tsar Bomba
>999.9 kg pokemon
>over 42 times the energy spent on nuclear bomb testing ever
Still nothing compared to the sexual potential energy of Samus
53f05d No.15809153
11a8c9 No.15809171
>>15804707
I've always been saying the tit reduction is for low-T soyboys. The chestlet shills defending this need to lay off the soylent.
>>15804858
There is literally nothing wrong with a tiny bit of cleavage in a video game. Do you want your sons to become faggots when they grow up?
>>15805271
This tbh.
0cb42a No.15809180
>>15804854
>>15804858
>>15804944
>>15804964
>>15805048
>>15805101
>>15805213
>>15805396
>>15807304
Samus had titties in every game including the very first Metroid. Samus' tits size in Smash Ultimate is a deviation from most of the Metroid series.
She has been portrayed as having a fairly decently larger bust since the very beginning more often then she has not, and since her very first debut outside of her powersuit she was shown in a fanservicey light: beat the game a certain way to get a woman stripped of her power suit as a reward. Can't get more fanservice then that back in those days. Hell, during development of Super Metroid when Samus died she did so completely naked and you could see it for a frame, but decided not to do it because of American sensibilities and the original voice take had to be changed because it sounded too sexual. Seeing her outside her suit was never necessary, but it was literally a reward for the player's completion time. Let's go over her every incarnation in Metroid outside of her suit, shall we? In most of them they are bigger then how they appear in Smash Ultimate.
>Metroid 1: She has pretty ridiculous proportions if you were ever to convert that sprite to 3D proportions. Very noticeable curves despite the very dated sprites. They could never get away with this again in today's era. Also either in a leotard or a bikini in barely any clothes.
>Metroid 2: This is where the bust really starts to break out, she once again sports a lack of clothes and clear cleavage despite the dated spritework. There is no deniable way that can ever be seen as “small”
>Super Metroid: still shows a somewhat noticeable bust and finally the blonde hair. No cleavage this time though and a bit toned down in size from Metroid 2. There's still some clear volume though, so I still wouldn't call them “small” at all. Also, she was literally based off a popular actress and model Kim Basinger from her appearance in The Getaway who also has good natural tits (though there is always speculation she implants done then removed them). This is also the only time Samus is shown to have any muscle definition in-game, but she still sported a body no "normal" woman would have and still full fanservice.
>Metroid Fusion I would say is the same size as Super Metroid. Definitely not small in my definition.
>Metroid Prime 2, despite being the most uncanny looking Samus face and ugly blue suit, sports Zero Mission/Brawl proportions and thus a fairly large bust.
>Metroid Prime: Hunters, almost impossible for me to really see in that final cutscene what her actual proportions was since it mostly focuses on her face. This can be a freebie of both small or big, whichever you like
>Super Smash Bros Brawl: This is where the butthurt really started to pick up despite it actually being a bit toned down to how she appear originally in Zero Mission (though that may just be because of the transition from 2D to 3D). Good sized breasts.
>Metroid: Other M: I don't think we even need to talk about this one, right? It's fairly self evident and probably her biggest potrayal in the main series
>Super Smash Bros. For the 3DS/Wii U: Also very self evident and probably her biggest portrayal overall.
>Metroid: Samus Returns: Not as big as Other M and thus toned down, but a good look at the concept art and official clear time endings makes it clear that she's still packing more then what most games are proposing. Her official model in the Ending clear times actually sport much bigger breasts then what her concept art imply, but still a good size regardless which source you pick, whether concept or in-game model.
>Metroid Prime 3: By far her smallest incarnation to date. Very tall, very skinny and little breasts make for almost lanky like proportions in my personal opinion.
(I know it's difficult to compare sprites to 3D models but look at the proportions)
Look at all of these examples of Samus and tell me how Smash Ultimate breast size is more “in-line” with how she is usually portrayed as.
Samus had bigger tits then Smash ultimate in:
>Metroid I
>Metroid II
>Super Metroid
>Metroid Fusion
>Zero Mission
>Metroid Prime 2
>Samus Returns
Samus had smaller tits then Smash ultimate in:
>Metroid Prime 3
Freebie:
>Metroid Prime Hunters
And this is not even counting Samus' tits in Brawl and Smash 4.
0cb42a No.15809181
The belief that Samus should be "non-sexual" despite her debut outside of her suit being complete fanservice, the belief that her being sexualized is something new (or a bad thing) despite it happening almost from the very beginning of her very existence outside of the suit, and the belief that Samus should not have big breasts despite having been portrayed as fairly busty since the very beginning is a meme perpetuated by feminist-tier ”Samus is gaming's first female character so she shouldn't be pervy!!!” morons who care for nothing else aside from virtue signaling and revising history. These types of people believe a woman, fictional or not, can not both be beautiful and strong.
Yes, Samus' design is never really consistent, and changes constantly with tweaks. But it's clear that she always had a decently attractive body and noticeable breasts in most of her incarnations, both in and out the Zero suit. Her very first Zero Suit incarnation in Zero Mission also made it pretty clear what type of body she generally has within it, and it's not itty-bitty titties. Anyone who still says that her having smaller tits is more "in-line" with Samus' character after seeing all those images I posted is objectively lying. Stop trying to project your idealism onto Samus and just look at what the damn official sprites, models, and concept art are clearly conveying.
TL;DR: Most official sources show that Samus has always been portrayed as having bigger tits. Anyone who says it's more "accurate" for her tits to be smaller is a lying revisionist historian who doesn't even play the games.
I'll say this though: Smash Ultimate's Zero Suit Samus and her breast size in the official render looks a lot better and more in-line with her usual look then how it's portrayed in-game. Had they stuck with the render look I would not even be here arguing, and I would suspect less people would have an issue with it. But they must have changed it later in development (I speculate this because the "Everyone is Here!" banner also sports Samus with very big breasts), because how it is now went extremely overboard and is not consistent with the rest of the series, as I proved above.
Also, I didn't fail to notice the massive hypocrisy many people all over the web displayed in regard to Snake's ass in comparison to Samus tits, despite the fact that Samus' tits portrayal have a longer history of a more iconic franchise.
79d8dc No.15809194
>>15809180
>>15809181
I have to applaud you for taking the time to do the research, compile the images, and type all of that out. You're a true man of culture. I'm just glad that someone else recognizes that a huge deviation has occurred here.
Changing Samus' bust so drastically is like giving Mario a square nose instead of a round nose, or something else that completely changes the look of a character.
96f9a9 No.15809231
>we decide to shrink her boobs because this is a kids game
Now that i think about it, how does this work in a real life scenario? i mean, lets say that you have a kid and that kid has a friend and the mother of that friend have very big boobs, what these people do in such cases? do their prohibit their children from see his friend only because his friends mom have big boobs?
e5dee8 No.15809241
9dcad7 No.15809287
>>15809231
Propably. I'd advice more frequent visits to discourage the boy from turning gay.
000000 No.15809335
>>15809231
Children these days are not allowed to have friends or visit other children at their houses. The schools separate children who form any sign of a bond. Why? Legal and social issues. No more "show me yours and I'll show you mine," as well as no more powerful collectives forming, where a single child slowly grows more followers, until he stands at the top of a powerful hierarchy, able to militantly organize and take down the elite.
eff187 No.15809365
Literally no such thing as natural boobs that are too big.
103ff9 No.15809368
>>15804707
I think her boobs were bigger in smash u than in other games, but her boobs in "ultimate" are smaller and more flat than in every other game
I think we both know which option is preferable bigger, it's obviously bigger you flat-fag flat is the polar opposite of justice
0c00cd No.15809383
>>15804944
Even the fat ugly fuckers complaining about this shit have big tits it's just that they're sloppy and horribly unattractive.
000000 No.15809386
Nothing is better than fucking a cute girl with a blushing face that you can't see because your own face is buried deep into her soft, warm boobies. Wet between her legs, and your dick as far as it can go, and her arms wrapped tight around you, pulling you into her chest and lady-parts deeper.That wonderful tenderness as you enter all the way inside her, while feeling her boobs jiggle is the most glorious expedition.
As for peditions? Well, that's what flat chest is for, and those taut, sensitive nipples on a smaller girl are great for making her cum hard. Just a little tickle, and she's already aroused. She's lighter as well, so you can hold her in your arms as you fuck her, and it's the most wonderful thing. She looks at you as you lie on top of her, and you can see that her sparkling eyes want you. No, they need you.
So honestly, both are great. Just make sure she's your wife, and that you can afford a family. Sex with only pleasure, but no purpose, is a sin against nature.
987142 No.15809417
Boobs and asses both suck. What truly matters is a beautiful face that also ages well.
000000 No.15809445
>>15809417
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
We all know that we will never date a girl with an ugly face. For me, this has nothing to do with size or position of features, but whether or not there is kindness and love in her eyes, a warm smile on her lips, cheeks that blush with merriment and happiness, and eyebrows that give off just enough intelligence to be clever.
A face with makeup on it, or with the eyebrows plucked is inherently wrong, and is misaligned with nature. They are abominations.
987142 No.15809454
>>15809445
>We all know that we will never date a girl with an ugly face.
You sure about that? Have you seen the girls nigs go for?
000000 No.15809459
>>15809445
Let me edit this, just due to the fact that I am quite tired of women whose faces give off only deceptiveness and cruelty.
>eyebrows that give off just enough intelligence to be clever, but not malicious.
000000 No.15809468
>>15809454
I know it, because I said we.
That means me and you, and all those who agree. The sort of fool who would date a girl with an unpleasant face is …well, a fool.
It's not as if you can't judge a person, at least partially, by their face. The general traits of malice, deception, cruelty, pettiness, shallowness, it's all there in their face, unless they've been properly reformed.
Of course a conversation says more than a face, but before you talk to a girl, you've gotta pick the one you think looks best.
9ce870 No.15809746
>>15805539
>it was really funny how in the dk rap they say "heck of a guy" during chunkys segment of the dk rap yet dk 64 featuring "hell of a guy" was rated e
>THIS KONG'S ONE FUCK OF A GUY!
103ff9 No.15809861
>>15809445
>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
6919a8 No.15809873
>>15809181
> the "Everyone is Here!" banner also sports Samus with very big breasts
woah mama
bf5d9a No.15809921
>>15809386
>Sex with only pleasure, but no purpose, is a sin against nature.
79d8dc No.15809922
>>15809873
Seems like the decision to shrink her breasts was made after the artist had already made the art for the "Everyone is here!" banner.
d4b72f No.15809926
af0fa4 No.15809931
>>15809386
>Sex with only pleasure, but no purpose, is a sin against nature.
79d8dc No.15809959
In the classic mode banner, her tits are conveniently off-screen.
Nintendo is so damn afraid to let a girl have a single ounce of sex appeal.
6c8706 No.15810161
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SHUT THE FUCK UP AND POST MOAR SAMUS SMUT!
f2d599 No.15810178
>>15809922
Maybe the artist is just a decent person with good taste and was told to draw ZSS here. He did so while not having a pinkhair shriek in his ear and did a good job.
Also look at those arm muscles, whoa mama indeed >>15809873
e43873 No.15812317
>>15810161
>toned/strong samus
more
51b5bd No.15815394
>>15806957
>Ugly fat sow
Why are you blogposting, anon?
b7c110 No.15816765
>>15809181
>>15809180
Why aren't we falseflagging as women on twitter and getting outraged over this? If they changed Game and Watch's attack animation, they might give Samus her tits back.
79d8dc No.15817007
>>15816765
It's so crazy, it just might work
79d8dc No.15822036
Found a clue in an interview from 2012. https://www.sourcegaming.info/2015/09/18/cero-and-palutenas-censorship/
Interviewer: As I understand it, CERO gave [Kid Icarus: Uprising] a B rating because of the sequence where Hydra’s heads get chopped off. I have to say, though, I couldn’t believe that of all things was the deciding factor.
Sakurai: It’s pretty strange, I know.
Interviewer: Seems a little oversensitive to me.
Sakurai: One of the first things they say in overseas ratings reviews is “no guns”—that I can understand. But in Japan, they immediately ask “could you show us all the female characters upside-down?”
Interviewer: Well, that’s, uh… Are they checking for panty shots?
Sakurai: Precisely. Super Smash Bros. for Wii U almost didn’t make its scheduled release date because of ratings issues. We had to revise Palutena and Wonder Pink’s models over and over again.
Interviewer: All because you might be able to see up their skirts? Seriously?
Sakurai: We had Palutena wearing shorts and made the inside of Wonder Pink’s skirt too dark to see anything. Nevertheless, CERO told us the designs were “sexually provocative.” They were being ridiculous and frankly quite juvenile.
Interviewer: Some players take great sport in finding that sort of suggestive material even where it doesn’t exist—they see what they want to see. In that sense, it seems like an exercise in futility for ratings boards to determine what is and isn’t “sexual.”
Sakurai: Underwear is just a piece of fabric. If you’re more worried about something trivial like whether you can see some cloth than whether a game includes firearms, you clearly ought to get your priorities in order.
This doesn't sound like a man who wants to censor female bodies. I feel like this is confirmation that ZSS was censored due to CERO meddling, not due to SJWs on the development team.
529369 No.15822074
>>15822036
Mythra got censored too. As did Camilla.
cb5068 No.15822599
>>15809180
>She has pretty ridiculous proportions
According to the creator samus has a body type like jessica rabbit.
feaa39 No.15822619
I like Samus with more muscle and smaller breasts. It makes sense because she's athletic. I've always hated fanart that gives her bimbo proportions and the zero suit is the worst thing that ever happened to her character.
c4a701 No.15822621
>>15822619
>I hate fanart that's true to the character
e82be4 No.15822624
Discriminating against women with big tits reeeeeeeee
c4a701 No.15822639
>>15822624
Hey, they wanted to cry sexism. All we did was point out their shitty logic
5db929 No.15822700
>>15804858
They were already in the game, so why bother removing them?
5db929 No.15822709
>>15822619
>"Muh realism" in a character from a sci-fi game in a non-canon party fighter
>Bimbo proportions
>Zero suit is bad
I'm fairly sure you don't know what you're talking about, and are simply looking for replies.
b7c110 No.15825055
>>15822619
guaranteed replies
79d8dc No.15825560
>>15822619
I like Samus with massive wobbling titties, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
857775 No.15825611
>>15825560
>>15822619
What if Samus's tits were massive, but also muscular?
103ff9 No.15825798
38553d No.15825805
>>15825611
Exactly. not samus but it's still a blondie with a ponytail, you get the idea.
d2f44d No.15825825
>Samus goes from bimbo pornstar to fit and muscular athlete
Works for me
090f15 No.15825833
>>15825805
This is not how secondary sexual characteristics work.
f51437 No.15825849
>>15804707
there is literally nothing wrong with flat chests.
38553d No.15825895
>>15825825
Yes, but it doesn't have to come at the expense of nice titties
>>15825833
It's true that women in real life can't have six packs and big honkers at the same time but they also can't have H-cup breasts like pic unless they're one-in-a-million freaks like Hitomi, not to mention all the other violations of basic anatomy in hentai, so kindly fuck off
54c60c No.15825939
>>15825825
>D cups are for bimbos
Faggot please. It's a very common size in the West.
>>15825895
>It's true that women in real life can't have six packs and big honkers at the same time
That is true because you need a low body fat% to show off those abs and that kills the breasts. Luckily, 2D doesn't need to conform to reality, but Western devs seem to have forgotten that. I just hope sjws don't fuck up the East as well.
>>15825849
>there is literally nothing wrong with flat chests.
I agree.
d6d902 No.15826031
>>15809180
>>15809181
I looked upon you and knew you were my pirate.
103ff9 No.15826046
>>15825849
>nothing
That's a funny way of saying everything
>>15825825
More shitposters than usual I see
41f504 No.15826142
>>15826031
That purple guy has an awfully big nose.
79d8dc No.15827037
79d8dc No.15829519
Now that the game's out, can someone go into Training Mode, zoom in, take a screenshot, and verify that her tits really did shrink as much as we can see in the screenshot I used for the OP?
I can't play until tomorrow, feels shitty man
151258 No.15829550
>>15806518
AI didn't make the fucking game you retard. It was Indians making the game. It was just an Algorithm "AI" generating what what popular online for kids dictating what games to make.
be98bc No.15839954
9a608e No.15839968
>>15804707
Because Murica.
c70da8 No.15840640
>>15805661
So is Snake :^)
edc4e4 No.15841143
>debating wheter flat chest or big tits are the best with a passion
…you are all pathetic specimens
181d0a No.15841174
>>15841143
Yeah, I don't even know how anyone could think that flat > busty either.
4573a3 No.15841183
>>15841143
I think every video game should have a big chest mode like the big head mode.
f684c8 No.15841204
>>15805339
So in other words, your parents would be justified if they killed you, and seeing your godawful posts makes me agree, you should've been put out your misery.
45179b No.15841219
>>15822036
so even the nips got a censored smash games?
no boobwindows and shit like that?
defcc7 No.15841241
>>15841204
>Triggered under 18 year old.
(YOU) are too young to post here.
103ff9 No.15841275
>>15822619
I like my threads without baitposters
f684c8 No.15841289
>>15841241
>Implying
(You) have to go back.
b48483 No.15841569
Is there anything CERO can do if you advertise and release a censored version of the game but then release uncensoring patch down the line?
79d8dc No.15841842
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15841183
I've been saying this for years.
eb5cd7 No.15841910
>>15804858
actually he's right women have no place in videogames :P
0cb42a No.15842797
Screen KO and Victory Comparisons. Taken from Youtube videos, so apologies for the poor quality zoomed up.
79d8dc No.15843886
>>15839968
Why even live at this point?
>>15842797
Jesus, they butchered her.
4197a0 No.15844161
>>15839968
>Because Murica.
It's jews. America used to have a first ammendment.
ec635e No.15844451
>>15805138
Completely correct. The Power Suit is a critical part of Samus' character and history. Focusing her outside of the Power Suit is a mistake and completely ignores just how important the Suit is to the Metroid games.
7e3aee No.15847695
>>15805278
fucking idiot. it's phazon corrupted samus. god fucking damn
79d8dc No.15847822
>>15847695
>>15805278
I honestly wouldn't mind if Nintendo invented a Dark Zero Suit Samus, though.