fdf7fd No.15782140
In my case is A Hat in Time, controls are for the most part OK, sometimes you just bump into stuff a little too much, the illustrations are nice and all, I heard is a bad game, why is it? other than the lack of lewd mods (which can be solved), also, what have you been playing and why it sucks?
8192d6 No.15782190
>>15782140
>I heard is a bad game, why is it?
Probably because you've been frequenting garbage places with shit taste. Hat in Time is short, but perfectly fine. It's the only 3D collectathon spiritual successor to turn out well.
bca6c7 No.15782221
>>15782140
Mediocre movement system.
fdf7fd No.15782252
>>15782188
Who was the original co-op partner? the game is only local multiplayer, right?
>>15782221
Please elaborate on your statement.
441364 No.15782262
>>15782207
No. We said it was short but okay, unlike Yooka Laylee.
The major issue, at least when it came out, was that you can't really get everything. I think you had to partner up or cheat to get the items needed to get everything the game has to offer.
5f31ba No.15782276
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It was all around forgettable. The stages weren't that interesting, the movement wasn't anything special, the game is short as piss and it came out unfinished after being five years in development. Considering it cost 30 bucks, came out close to Mario Odyssey and had a massively successful kikestarter, it ended up being really underwhelming.
Snake Pass was way better. This was a severely overpriced 5/10.
But it's okay, mods will fix it!
bca6c7 No.15782278
>>15782252
>Please elaborate on your statement.
No.
37012b No.15782292
>>15782276
>Mentioning Snake Pass
Muh NIgga
8192d6 No.15782297
>>15782262
>The major issue, at least when it came out, was that you can't really get everything.
It's only an issue until you hear the idea is that every mod stage ends in the time rift roulette, including mods into the game's own reward system.
2bac0e No.15782302
>>15782140
Was making the main character a cute loli really necessary?
5f31ba No.15782304
8192d6 No.15782323
>>15782276
Snake Pass isn't even remotely in the same fucking genre, it's a linear, physics-based platformer. I can say Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate is a way better game than a hat in time, that can be true and still be a retarded comment.
>>15782302
It's all about cuteness, it wouldn't really have made sense to cast Doomguy as the protagonist.
2bac0e No.15782342
>>15782323
I really can't differ cuteness and sexiness, both are the same in my eyes except for (some) animals and absolute toddlers. At least casting doomguy would be pretty funny.
8036ce No.15782345
>>15782140
>heard is a bad game
not here
>why it sucks?
its a good game
5f31ba No.15782349
>>15782323
>cannot compare 3d platformer to 3d platformer
Them being different doesn't disqualify them from a comparison. It's like saying that you can't compare Mario and Spyro because Spyro is mainly horizontal whereas Mario is mainly vertical.
And if you want a more apt comparison, like I said, Odyssey came out a month later and had probably the most interesting moveset I've ever seen in a 3D platformer. I have many problems with Odyssey but it stood out in some aspects, unlike Hat in Time.
a6c1d7 No.15782366
Really the only issue I have with a Hat in Time is more an issue I have with steam than a Hat in Time, that being I own the game on GOG, and gigantic fucking faggots who should choke on the biggest dick on the planet upload a jpeg to a modding website and link to the steam workshop.
FUCK YOU
ACTUALLY UPLOAD YOUR MOD OR FUCK OFF. DON'T WASTE MY TIME THAT I HAVE TO BOOT INTO STEAMCMD, GET YOUR FUCKING WORKSHOP_OBJECTID FROM YOUR SHITTY SHORTENEDLINK.BITCHFAGGOT YOU SO GRACIOUSLY POSTED ON A MOD WEBSITE, LITERALLY DESIGNED FOR HOSTING MODS.
8036ce No.15782368
>>15782262
I played Yooka Laylee after the huge patch and honestly do not hate it. Sure it's not as good as Banjo Kazooie 2 but was far better then I assumed it would be based on all the bad press.
>>15782140
Oh, the only minor issue I had with Hat in Time was due to my CPU being overtaxed during load screens which worried me from time to time because it lead to a few crashes on a rare occasion. Gameplay wise it was a comfy 3D platformer.
cd325e No.15782369
>>15782140
>I heard is a bad game, why is it?
it's a collectaton and aparently you can collect every colectable in the game becos of some bug or some missing item or something
i haven't played it, it's just what i've heard and the devs should have patched that by now
a6c1d7 No.15782373
Also the DLC was good and also free
979f1d No.15782387
>>15782373
Anyone else seriously struggling with the purple rift?
a6c1d7 No.15782389
>>15782387
Which purple rift?
979f1d No.15782392
cf0dab No.15782393
>>15782140
>i heard it's bad
Not absolute shit, but a far cry from the collectathons they are channeling. It is made by cum-gargling commies, if that sours your view of it. They removed the boy P2 concept for a negress because progressivism
The controls, movement, and physics just add up to an uncanny valley. It's almost good, but just not quite.
Maybe the devs can learn and fine tune the engine if they do want to make a sequel, though I doubt they would make one anytime soon.
a6c1d7 No.15782397
>>15782392
Okay, but there's like 3 of those aren't there?
8036ce No.15782400
>>15782373
Was the DLC always free? Because I didn't realize that untill just today and I'm downloading it now.
979f1d No.15782403
>>15782397
In the Arctic Cruise level.
a6c1d7 No.15782407
>>15782400
It was free the day it came out if you added it to your library iirc
a6c1d7 No.15782426
>>15782403
Are you talking about Tour?
40c9d2 No.15782445
Everyone should buy the game and supp0rt the creators
a6c1d7 No.15782454
>>15782445
I mean if that's what you wanna do. I really doubt they care about the max ~30 people who've pirated the game since other than steamworks, there's no real antipiracy in the game.
cf0dab No.15782456
>>15782454
>max ~30 people
There are a lot more who pirated, I can guarantee you
I'm one of them
979f1d No.15782460
>>15782426
I guess. It's the only purple rift in the Arctic Cruise level, as far as I'm aware.
a6c1d7 No.15782463
>>15782456
Well, I'm more referring to this thread in particular, than how many have downloaded the game as a whole.
979f1d No.15782476
>>15782369
There's a slot machine that gives you cosmetic items for tokens. From what I understand there are not enough tokens in the base game to get everything, but you can earn them by playing mods, which may have been a design decision to encourage you to check out mods.
979f1d No.15782479
>>15782445
I don't really care if they are literally communist soyboys. It's a good game. It's cute, and it's not telling me to kill myself for being a fucking white male. Whatever.
fe9671 No.15782485
I only have three complaints about the game, mainly that it's just too short. Which is practically an upside.
Second being that I wish the different hats got more use. Maybe it's just me but I mainly used the dash hat since the others only really had situational use. Like the time slow one I don't really see the point of aside from reminding me of Heartless mode from Kingdom Hearts. If they all came with a good movement badge it would've been a lot better, like the ice hat could've let you roll as a snow ball, dweller give you a little platform when you activate it, so on.
And the double jump being available right away. I'd rather they had made a more precise and controllable momentum system over a double jump but that might just be because I think double jumps make platformers too easy.
Still though, it's fucking amazingly solid.
418bf8 No.15782490
Seal the Deal is not worth playing
1a2eae No.15782497
>>15782302
Smug loli is probably the only reason people played it. So yes, absolutely necessary.
5f31ba No.15782498
>>15782476
Pretty sure it was because the game was five years in development, several years behind the promised kickstarter release date and they shipped it incomplete, promising free DLC levels.
a6c1d7 No.15782501
>>15782490
I disagree, Death Wish is great.
0445a8 No.15782507
>>15782501
>>15782490
Yeah, Death Wish is pretty good, but the actual added chapter is not that great, and it's way too short.
979f1d No.15782509
>>15782507
It was fun while it lasted. It was disappointingly short though.
e3bcb2 No.15782534
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0445a8 No.15782536
>>15782509
I found it more frustrating, than anything. The actual layout of the cruise ship is not good, the first act takes way too long, the line guide in the second act is iffy as hell, and the third act is just boring. The fact there was no end boss was incredibly disappointing, as well.
1a2eae No.15782540
e3bcb2 No.15782552
>>15782540
But if you breed with her, she'll make another hatloli.
c7184b No.15782560
>>15782140
I have been playing it as well. The movement is fine. You know you can cancel out of a dash/slide right? The camera is the only thing I have found bad about it so far.
fdf7fd No.15782574
>>15782560
Yeah, the game basically teaches you how to do that stuff, my only problem is bumping my head on ledges when I want to do some vertical clibing (like under ubrellas where there would ne no need to have such a "complex" collision geometry.)
fcbc66 No.15782582
>>15782574
Buy the "no bonk" badge if you haven't already, it should help a bit with that problem.
ee4e23 No.15782597
A Hat in Time is great, it's just a bit short and rough around The edges.
8036ce No.15782801
>>15782407
oh it seems I actually missed out on the free day. It was just the 1.08 update to be compatible with the DLC.
fdf7fd No.15782868
>>15782582
That's not the collision I meant, is the usual "this vertical ledge has a small bump so you won't hold onto it by jumping up directly under it" kind of thing.
>>15782476
>There's a slot machine that gives you cosmetic items for tokens.
It is the same slot machine you get to roll by completing side-missions (time rifts) apparently, not sure if you will be able to unlock all of them with both tokens and missions.
fcbc66 No.15782875
>>15782868
Ah, alright, that's fair enough then. Had that issue a couple times. Thankfully not a huge one throughout the game, but definitely annoying.
07e209 No.15782936
Why are pedos still allowed to be here?
726158 No.15782960
The only "bad" thing about the game is that its lead developer is unironically a communist that follows/retweets SJW cancer like Anita and Mcinjosh on twitter. Which makes it an excellent freeware game. Share the wealth, comrade.
938ac3 No.15782977
>>15782960
At least they kept Jontron in, unlike the old english cuckolds from Rare.
1b7471 No.15782987
The start (Mafia Town) felt overwhelming at first as it was a huge place to be dropped off on but once you get a handle of game, it's fucking amazing.
0445a8 No.15783122
>>15782485
I'm honestly surprised you didn't mention the fact that the grapple hook is a badge. It's nearly essential for playing the game, yet you have to use a badge slot on it.
24d850 No.15783161
>>15783122
I love the game but I agree with you. It shouldn't need to be tied to a badge you need to equip. It's the same exact problem as in Super Metroid where you need to select a weapon to use the grappling hook.
fdf7fd No.15783179
>>15783122
>>15783161
More painful considering buttons are assigned to the most stupid functions, namely a "quick hat wheel" that is quite unresponsive and a "look up" button that does jack shit, snap camera bound to a bumper when it would normally be bound to a thumbstick and the other thumbstick completely unused, you can change a few things in the controller configuration but using attack and hook on the same button was stupid.
c7184b No.15784193
>>15782960
Welp. Just stumbled on this
e959bf No.15784208
>>15784193
Joke that predates the game by about 40 years dude.
99ca4c No.15784215
>>15782140
>sometimes you just bump into stuff a little too much
Use the "no bonk" badge or whatever it's called.
0fd503 No.15784226
>>15784193
I love the modern day slave morality, where the common people design propaganda and fight over how to be a better slave and reduce their footprint while increasing their productivity for their betters. What a world.
7dc5ff No.15784285
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15782140
I didn't like it but I'm not sure I can say it's a bad game. I just generally don't like Mario 64-style collectathons and I have plenty of critiques with the game.
>Writing is reddit tier
>Worlds are too cluttered
>Platforming segments seem cool but are actually fairly effortless
>Voice acting is terrible
>Copies too many ideas from other games and fails to do much that's original
3b9547 No.15784313
>>15782276
>snake pass
>game that is mostly gimmicks and can't even be considered a traditional platformer
>related or better in any way
726158 No.15784315
>>15784208
Your point? The "joke" is communist waffle, which is incidentally the closest communists get to producing food.
a72d9c No.15784330
>>15784315
No no dude the joke is
Fundamentally Capitalism based around the voluntary exchange of goods and services between parties, and socialists think that's unethical, because they're stupid
Is there a possibility that they didn't know that was the joke when they put it in? Sure, but that makes the joke funnier.
3228f8 No.15784355
these two are my personal favourites
3228f8 No.15784359
i also found the right words to write on my suicide note
7dc5ff No.15784364
>>15784315
>>15784330
So you're saying the joke is self-aware?
So would I be remiss to put a clapback joke in my own cute catgirl platformer? I was thinking it'd be the exact same joke, but the book is called "countries that have prospered under communism".
fd23ab No.15784369
>>15784364
Put something like "there's a few crossed out names with 'not communism' written next to them".
0fd503 No.15784376
>>15784330
The real joke is that some people really do begin to believe exploitation or injustice has its origins in any particular economic system and isn't a fundamental part of human nature because people value ironic humor over truthful communication. Ironicommies are a bane of the internet.
8036ce No.15784419
>>15784376
>exploitation or injustice is fundamental part of Jewish nature
ftfy
6cfaad No.15784425
>>15782366
The workshop is designed to lock player-created content to Steam, it's one of Gabe's sneakiest happy merchant plots. It's designed to be easy to upload but hard to download if you're not using the Steam version, so that modders will just upload to the workshop because it's easy and leave it at that, inadvertently making Steam-exclusive content.
It's pretty anti competitive and Valve deserves a lawsuit over it.
4f6e14 No.15784541
>>15784315
>anti-capitalism = communism
That's not how it works.
979f1d No.15784600
>>15784193
What's ethical consumption? Starving because all of your grain was taken away for "the greater good"?
fdf7fd No.15784688
1425f7 No.15784722
>>15782140
I've been playing Super Mario Bros. I was stuck on world 5 until yesterday. It's a fun game, but I don't like how inconsistent the hitboxes feel. For example, yesterday I was on the staircase at the end of a level at one block higher than a koopa. Somehow, the turtle hit me and I died there. Another time, I jumped at the same time as a hammer brother, and the two sprites were inside one another. However, I took no damage at the hammer brother died. Strange indeed.
Another game I've been playing is Gal Metal: World Tour Edition. It's a metal rhythm game with cute girls, so I had to play it. I like it a lot, but I think I need to adjust my joycon sensitivity as sometimes that left joycon will think I swung it twice when I only swung it once.
Oh, I've also been playing Puyo Puyo Tetris since I could get it for free. I'm not very good at Puyo Puyo, and the levels in adventure mode where you have to play it have been giving me a hard time. I want to get better, though.
fdf7fd No.15784740
>>15784722
Vanilla NES Super Mario Bros?
39f6e2 No.15784754
>>15784425
This is true, although there are workarounds.
http://steamworkshop.download/ Simply paste the workshop url in here and download it through this.
May or may not work, depending on the game.
1425f7 No.15784797
>>15784740
It's the Wii Virtual Console version, but yes, the first game.
95a1cb No.15784805
>>15784355
Can you make it look like loli viv?
9ccbbc No.15784879
>>15784805
There's mod support blockhead you could just insert Viv.
Hell you could make the P2 Character Viv
fdf7fd No.15784896
>>15784797
I see, in any case those were mostly the usual bugs from the game, not that common but they are there.
fdf7fd No.15784925
now, if ONLY I knew how to export the mesh so I can begin doing my thing.
fe9671 No.15784926
>>15783122
Yeah that doesn't bother me very much since I just mentally cut the fat to the game having two badges to work with. It's a mild loss since none of other badges were all that useful.
Even the scooter badge, while fun, wasn't ultimately useful outside of the final fight for me.
1425f7 No.15784929
>>15784896
Yeah, it hasn't been a frequent enough issue for me to dislike the game, in fact I think it's quite good in spite of the small bugs. I might like it more than most because I learned about the trick that lets you restart at the world you were on instead of 1-1 by holding A when you press start on the title screen after getting a game over.
8036ce No.15784939
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15784797
There is input lag in all Wii Virtual Console games. As for the hit boxes, it due to how the game programs collision.
aab19d No.15784974
>>15784964
What're you gonna do, anon?
fdf7fd No.15784982
>>15784964
First, I will have to get a base shape modeled, for starters, I exported all those three pieces together but they are meant to be separate, not only that, the model seems to be sliced all over the place, not one mesh has all their faces welded.
But in any case I will just be making the base shape body (minus the head) so other artists can go from there, quite surprised no one seems to have done that yet.
1425f7 No.15784990
>>15784939
Interesting, I wasn't aware of the input lag though it makes sense.
db86e0 No.15785128
It was a real comfy game. I enjoyed it for what it was, a simple little platformer.
dce783 No.15785152
>>15784964
Remodel her into Vivian James
1425f7 No.15785171
>>15782490
At first I thought she wasn't wearing any pants. I wish Hat Kid looked like this in the game.
fdf7fd No.15785175
>>15785152
One step at a time.
1da14b No.15785178
>>15782445
That's the face of someone who hates med posters.
f6dff6 No.15785774
i want more games where you play as cute lolis
1425f7 No.15785789
f6dff6 No.15785805
>>15785789
i really like to whom. everyone dresses so snazzy
b9e61f No.15786072
>>15782140
It is made by leftists, so it is shit.
2cbc3b No.15786173
>>15784600
If you want to take the term as is, then then ethical consumption is probably a hunter-gather substance lifestyle. Take only what you need to get your daily fill then spend the rest of the day dancing and maybe hunting.
>>15786072
>leftist game makes people into pedophiles
Color me surprised.
e087c7 No.15786209
>>15785805
I agree. 2hu even awakened my bloomer fetish. The only problem is that I'm torn between Marisa or Reimu.
fd23ab No.15786284
>>15786209
>I'm torn between Marisa or Reimu.
This, but I'd also add Sakuya and to the mix.
Touhou is full of cute girls that deserve pats, I can't choose one.
d3170e No.15786292
I saw a screen cap of one of the creators calling the shadman fan art shad did of this game "illegal child porn" was that true or it was just a meme?
fdf7fd No.15786305
>>15786292
Like the Bioshock dude with Elizabeth?
d2c9e1 No.15786318
>>15786292
>I saw a screen cap of one of the creators calling the shadman fan art shad did of this game "illegal child porn" was that true or it was just a meme?
i think i saw that tweet. he was talking to someone that accidentally included a crop of shadman's drawing in a fandrawing collage or something.
e087c7 No.15786374
>>15786284
Can I get a moonanon to translate that first image?
fd23ab No.15786504
>>15786374
Shit translation because I'm tired.
>Good job!
>You look exhausted!
>Geez, I'll replenish your stamina in a second ze!
>Though even if I say that I'm not wearing panties today!!
More literal translation in case you're curious.
>You worked until you're tired!
You have a face that you couldn't possibly muster any energy
>Geez, I'll replenish your stamina in a second, ze!
>Though even if I say that today isn't a panties day!!
I'm not sure if it makes the pic worse because she's not wearing bloomers properly or if it makes the pic better because she's wearing naked bloomers.
d2c9e1 No.15786544
>>15786504
>I'm not sure if it makes the pic worse because she's not wearing bloomers properly or if it makes the pic better because she's wearing naked bloomers.
are telling me bloomers are not underwear?
fd23ab No.15786561
>>15786544
IIRC bloomers are sort of underwear cover that used to be worn over panties to protect them from getting dirty or whatever.
e087c7 No.15786814
>>15786561
I don't think so, because bloomers used to be crotchless. Wearing panties under it is kind of pointless
979f1d No.15787162
>>15786173
Who's to say how much you need? What if you have to hoard for the winter? What if you decide to hoard for a hundred winters, just to ensure all of your grandkids will do okay?
bd4707 No.15788815
>>15786504
Better, since bloomers are the best.
3228f8 No.15789098
>>15784805
Vivian James? No. But she can look like Vivian from Paper Mario TTYD. One of the alternate versions of the Brewing Hat you can get from the roulette is a direct reference to TTYD.
4af4b4 No.15789347
>>15785733
this webm needs to be cut short of the last NO