/v/ - Video Games

What a terrible OP, did you even try?

>>15736209

>>>/tr/

Yeah, so what of it?

>>15736523

He's just following tradition.

>>15736597

it looks dead, jim

so does anyone wanna trade pikachus?

Can you customize the girl? How is the dress-up game? Can I purchase new clothing with in-game currency like Sun/Moon and mix and match on my loli so she can be cute and fashionable?

>>15736724

I don't fuckin know dude I just buy games

>>15736754

it's not in vogue to like things right now

>>15736724

They've already got backups going… at the risk of not using nintendo services for that switch ever again.

Is the Eevee you start with always a girl? I restarted twice and got a female Eevee every time.

Also I named my rival Emil because I'm an autist for names.

Blue showed up after I defeated Brock (complete with "Smell ya later!"), so I'm hoping I get a Red showdown at the end of the game like GSC too.

The motion controls are garbage and the only option not to use them is to play in handheld mode. Why they bothered with that I have no idea. For all their bullshit about motion controls, Nintendo seems incapable of getting them right, just like how they refuse to let you aim along the y axis in Splatoon with the right stick if you use motion controls for some reason.

>>15736711

How long til /poke/ starts ripping these and making more porn?

>>15736794

it should be an option at least, but as it is, its more intuitive for it to be used for wide turning as to not fuck your aim up

>>15736754

Not like there's a lot of boards that could be considered especially active at this point. Some I've been surprised area even still up.

>>15736944

That doesn't make seeing a board die out any less depressing.

>>15736944

>>15736954

we lost a lot of good anons to infinity next and the servers debacle

>>15736711

Hopefully the trainer has a slutty outfit or two for fanart purposes

>>15736954

>Stumble onto the one board that could maybe act as a replacement for a topic you've missed.

>It's already dead when you found it.

>tfw that was years ago.

To be fair, I guess it didn't really warrant a board of it's own, but considering how /vg/ here isn't really the sort of place where generals are actually active, and increasing vehemence against the topic here anyhow, it could have made for a nice option had I found it sooner. I wonder if the board owner even still checks in for the mandatory "once a day to keep the board" rule.

>>15736981

True, but at the same time, there's an odd relation to the site having been shitting itself long term, and higher quality from the anons that endured the pains of trying to get their posts to go through. I remember having to wait until the middle of the night to post images, because only text could somewhat reliably post during the day.

>Apparently I can't put my Eevee in to the daycare and spawn a dynasty of eeveelutions. That's fucking gay if it's the case.

Not the first time something's happened to prevent that. Not sure who called the shot with Colosseum (being a Genius Sonority developed title, but the rights owned by GameFreak, Nintendo, and Creatures), but the player's Espeon and Umbreon can ONLY be male, despite every other facet being randomized upon New Game start. Colosseum being the first game to provide out of region Pokemon to RS, it feels like it was done explicitly so no one would have Eevees to breed off one or both of them (and no native Ditto at the time).

>>15736724

>Shit. How's piracy on the switch these days?

you put a paperclip where the joycon goes in and boot into custom firmware, as you can tell it's very complicated.

the real issue is 'where the fuck to get the latest roms' as nintendo has done a great job of shoahing any links for games that came out after like october or so. but it'll show up eventually.

I restarted again, just after beating Surge. I really wanted a male Eevee.

This time I'm going to name it. What are some ideas for names?

I'm thinking "Paws Button", or just "Paws".

Any ideas for Eevee names?

>>15737304

Can you even evolve it?

>>15737315

I'm not sure. I hadn't even decided if I would or not. I did have a Jolteon back in RBY days that kicked all kinds of ass because of the broken speed/critical hit thing, so if I was going to evolve it I'd probably do that, but then I was thinking I'd just keep it regular and breed other Eevees to get the evolutions.

>>15737315

The Eevee cannot be evolved just like the pikachu, it has extra stats in exchange though(just like the pikachu.

>>15737328

Cool, that's good to know. One of the reasons I didn't want to keep it unevolved was so that it was still viable late-game, but if it gets boosted stats then I will keep it little forever.

I'm thinking "Arpad", which is apparently a name that means "traveller". I'm really putting too much thought into this. I usually have default names for these things but my name autism is really screwing me up here.

>>15736724

It's awesome, already saved like 1000 bucks.

>>15737322

>>15737328

Well, I doubted Espeon would be a possibility for a Red and Blue revision, but I still recall a name rater on some fansite being surprisingly positive toward's some guy naming his "Elvis" because of the sideburns and likely dislike towards Houndour/Houndoom. Mainly because he did /v/-lite shitposting against 99.8% of the names people submitted for their monsters.

>>15737341

Could call it "Mane" and play off the fluffy neck, as well as the potential of it being your main Pokemon/partner.

>>15737350

Oh shit, that's good!

I was also considering "Raef" or Rafe or Ræf, which is a Danish name meaning Fox, since the Eevee is kind of like a Fox, and our names would be alliterative (mine also starts with R) and it matches the rival's name which is also Danish which means "Rival" (from the Latin Aemilius).

But Mane is just too good.

>>15737363

Eevee's more some mix of fox, rabbit, and cat traits from what I recall, combined with lab rat like "instability". Most of the evolutions tend to be more cat than fox or rabbit like though. Just saying, since I think that might have been intent to not get it confused with the Meowth, Vulpix, and Growlithe lines already having "Cat," "Fox," and "Dog" down for the generation. I actually don't recall a direct rabbit-mon until Gen IV, though the basic Nidorans had elements of it.

>>15737395

Hi Aaron.

>>15736711

Porn of her?

>>15737438

go to pixiv

which one would you fuck /v/?

pikachu, or eevee?

>>15737561

Depends if the Eevee is drunk.

>>15737561

Eevee, Pikachu is fat

>>15737733

yeah i'd definitely eevee over pikachu. top class taste in eeveelutions too

>>15737788

>>15737622

provide sauce for my spaghetti anon

Sounds like emulation will be needed to save the controls if playing on a TV or monitor. Which is fine with me, since it's progressing quickly enough. If the Pokemon are gendered still, can they be bred? And is the sex of your starter randomized, or preset? I'm autistic about which Pokemon should be male or female. Also, can you remove your hat?

>>15737877

>I'm autistic about which Pokemon should be male or female

Nothing wrong with deciding the best sex for pokemon one time i acquired all the fosils in Platinum and reloaded the game multiple times just to ensure that all the prehistoric pokemon end up as females

>>15737833

Oy mate that's illegal!

Wait, was loli illegal in britain or australia?

>>15738040

Even without looking it up, I'm 99.9999999% certain that's a yes unless you're muslim

>>15738040

also canada

>>15738040

Even if it's elegal they can't bother to go into the outback just to catch some cuckime poster.

>>15738090

wow thats gay, a pokemon game where you cant evolve your main pokemon

>>15738112

>>15738090

i thought you can catch additional pikachus and eevees that can evolve.

>>15738128

yeah but its silly not being able to evolve the one you start with.

imagine if i told you you cant evolve the squirtle you got at the beginning of Red/Blue

>>15738170

>yeah but its silly not being able to evolve the one you start with.

>imagine if i told you you cant evolve the squirtle you got at the beginning of Red/Blue

it's probably so that GF doesn't have to do extra animations and customization options for the evolved forms.

>>15738170

Have you never heard of Pokemon Yellow or something?

>>15736711

i want eevee in dress getting fucked by the trainer porn right now

>>15738211

It was dumb then and it’s dumb now.

It's funny seeing cuckchanners throwing such a fit that people don't like the game. I forgot how much that place has been over run by corporate shills, underage and resetera/redditors

>>15738299

>I wish the MC's mom wasn't black. I wish the MC wasn't a mutt baby.

But anon, if you were really a muttbaby, you would at least be partly brown too. The true answer to this is that your "mom" was cucked by your dad with a nonmutt and then decided to raise you anyway at his request because niggrills are appreciative of men with "side hos".

>>15738299

why the fuck is your mom a nigger in this game?

>>15738330

diversity n shit

youre adopted

>>15738324

>furries play pokemon

Who could've thought

How do I change my Eevee's hair? I tried patting it but it's not doing shit. Is there a hairdresser or something?

>>15738299

>black mum

Yeah, that was weird for me too. It should have been easy enough just to get her model's skin tone to be based on your character's skin tone.

And the rival's relative is a sister, not a mum. Still worth dicking though.

>>15738439

isn't that the same gen they introduced lopunny? man they really doubled down on the YIFFE that gen

>>15738457

you dont get that shade of white from that shade of brown

>>15738299

>I wish the MC's mom wasn't black.

I hope it's not too hard to modify textures in Switch games, because I'm sure as hell going to try if no one else does.

>this new change will retroactively make that old porn kinda gay

That's just fucking autism. There's no reason any changes should apply retroactively or even going forward as long as it's clear from the picture they're female. To say otherwise is just enabling tumblr tranny or trap/futa/dickgirl shit. Better yet, just stop looking at porn. Especially furshit.

>>15738439

The heart shape was a nice touch. Extra adorable and fuggable.

>>15738447

I prefer buneary myself.

>>15738326

>>15738299

>bleached cuckquean mom

>>15738557

>pedo

Are you the same fuck starting this shit in every thread? Pokemon girls may be "ten" but do they look like it? Fuck no. You can't draw a hot babe and say "she's only 5 years old" any more than you can draw a girl and say, "she has a dick, you just can't see it." The girls in pokemon generally look of-age, so fuck you. The boys of course don't, why after gen 2/3 they started making all the boys look like reverse traps? Fucking gay. Are you a girl, or a faggot? :^)

>>15738564

Correct. Now you just have to make proper OC of it and it will be fully imprinted in /v/'s mind for the rest of time.

>>15736724

If you keep it on Airplane mode, or pay 40 bucks for a copy of SX OS, and you're golden. Just don't go online with any of these games, even getting updates could be seen as suspicious, so you gotta get them the old fashioned way.

>>15737304

"Stinky paws" and then get a turret and name it "bui"

>>15738608

I hope you're not implying your pic is remotely better.

>>15738867

It is though

>>15738874

Nope

>>15738745

You're also forgetting that it isn't real. So it's even more pointless to argue about it.

>>15738807

reminder that this actually happens in game. everyday, if you feel like it

>>15738909

really makes you want to fondle a toddler, huh?

>>15738909

But how often do you get to pour your cum into her?

>>15738090

The starter Eevee is second only to Mewtwo in that game.

>>15738608

>complains about shit anatomy

>posts a girl with fucked up torso proportions

>>15739102

As much as

>THICC

is a meme, it isn't an excuse for bad anatomy you mongoloid.

>>15739132

Fucking jej.

>>>/hyper/

anyone else here a toddlercon?

>>15739220

Masuda also said he might not direct another Pokemon game. Masuda is also completely insane, if you've been hearing what he's been saying recently. I wouldn't take anything at face value at this point. At least Ohmori did a better job with SM than ORAS, although I don't exactly have high hopes for him either.

>>15739220

Then we can only pray that this one flops hard, pisses off fans, and gets rejected by the current generation of kids. Maybe whoever takes over for Masuda will pay attention instead of following this path of casualized mobile faggotry.

>>15739220

The game doesn't look that bad from what I've seen. I'm not going to buy it because I don't really want to play through Kanto again, but it just looks like a standard mediocre Pokemon game. Also,

>sweet summer child

>>/reddit/ is that way

>>15739234

Ohmori will absolutely make it casualized, but not in a mobile way. He's more into trying to tell an actual story it seems, it's a shame that Pokemon is really not the best place for that. Only BW had a decent story, and that's mostly because the setting did all the heavy lifting.

>>15739244

It somehow has less content than Red and Blue, things have gone horribly wrong.

>>15739232

>RIRRIE CHAN with a pokemon catching sidequest for SM

>"The battle frontier project has started!" for ORAS

>Everything will be fine

>>15738538

you pokepedo i like it

>>15739260

Not saying it will be fine, or it will even be good. But I will say it's better of than whatever madness Masuda would come up with. I'll even go on to say Gen 7 is overall better than Gen 6, although that's partially because USUM added some mildly interesting sidequests, fleshed out the world a bit, and had a weird Battle Factory-ish thing. That's why I said Gen 10 might be pretty good, depends on when Ohmori peaks, or if they get somebody actually competent to direct like Morimoto.

>>15739220

>he means he's only going to do genwun remakes, again and again for 20 years, because it's nostalgia pandering that always brings in the big bucks

>genwunners lap that shit up every time because they're genwunners

>>15739244

>The game doesn't look that bad

>wild pokemon battles replaced with wagglan Pokemon Go bullshit

>not that bad

>>15739257

>less content than Red and Blue

Source? I don't want to believe you but I would not be remotely surprised to find that this was true.

>>15739312

Yeah, not that bad. Like I said, typical mediocre Pokemon. I'm glad it's a little different, anyway, though not in a way I like. I might just need to replay FRLG again to remind myself that no other Pokemon games past the DS era are good.

>>15739339

people like you are the reason pokemon is pandering to complete retards these days

>>15739346

Suck my dick, faggot. I said I'm not buying the shit, I just don't think it looks as offensive as anons are saying.

>>15739354

n-not that bad but im not buying it

go be tsundere somewhere else

>>15739203

I like things like this and also toddlercon. I guess I just like extremes.

>>15739331

Well, aside from the lack of wild battles, most trainers don't even have four moves (unless I'm reading the datamine all wrong and they just have the last level up moves as filler). Granted the champion battle in RB had a few moves that were either mildly useless or in the case of Roar actually useless, but this is a bit nutty. Now, there are two new Pokemon (exclusively obtainable from Go), the ability to transfer Pokemon from Go (at the expense of the entire Safari Zone), the ability to ride Pokemon (at the cost of the bike and Cycling Road as we knew it), a few master trainers (just a mirror match), an overhaul of the old Stat Experience system (but now even more broken), customization options, and some elements from newer games (types and I think a few moves). I guess you could argue that removal of a main mechanic makes up for all those little additions, but as you pointed out FRLG just includes all the stuff from Gen 3 in it's code and available to the player (although you often have to jump through hoops to get a lot of it).

>>15739375

Honestly, I think it looks worse than SM. If you played it on an emulator (I didn't) SM would probably look a lot nicer than Let's Go. Haven't heard the music, probably just a modern rendition of the old tunes, which might be okay I guess. Depends on instrument choice at this point.

>>15739354

no, you like eating shit, but you say you would rather not, that's what you're saying, so gamefreak now thinks shitting in people's mouths for 40$ a pop is acceptable

>>15739412

>Honestly, I think it looks worse than SM.

If you just look at the visuals, I agree. They captured the island atmosphere well and did some nice work in particular with the Ultra Wormhole levels (even though they squandered it by making them all hallways). The 3DS's shit resolution means that it doesn't shine as much as it should.

The music is pretty standard orchestration, but given that I just came off of DQ XI I think it leaves me feeling pretty impressed. Nostalgiafags will love it.

>>15739380

this tbh. either give me hyper or give me DFCC

>>15739485

>tbh

>>>/cuckchan/

>>15739496

you guys pick on anything these days to redirect people to cuckchan or reddit or 9gag or wherever it is you tell people you arbitrarily pick on to go to when you dont like their posts.

>>15739220

Not if Morimoto has anything to say about it, he's the hero who will save the franchise.

>>15739203

Are both of those images MayDrawFag? Second one doesn't look like him but it is definitely his megatits

>>15739496

tbh onii-chu you're being a drangus

>>15739528

Putting an ounce of effort into not sounding retarded might help, e.g. capitalize your fucking sentences you fucking mongoloid

>>15739579

see, now you pick on capitalization instead of the internet slang.

are you that bored anon? please go play some videogames.

>>15739744

>He can't even read IDs

Jesus, you really are retarded. Still, good suggestion.

>>15739874

this guy gives me the biggest Arekishi vibe even though i can tell its not him. i need more

>>15739874

>>15739894

>Megatits

>Oppai loli

Shit-tier.

>>15739931

You should actually get some taste and start to appreciate ass more than 2 lumps of fat.

>>15739970

>ass

Sorry, I'm not a nigger

>>15738330

>>15738334

Poke games are always about working together and that shit. Plus the Pokemon games have tried to become more globalized (i.e. bland and anti-white). I heard the next region is even gonna be based on Indonesia or India.

> DESIGNATED MUK STREETS

I want to stick my pokeballs into Evee

anyone got some evveee pics??

>>15739931

>>15739894

>>15739874

great job anon

>>15737363

>you will never rafe an eevee

>>15739970

>ass

>not a major store of fat

anon, I…

>>15737561

Anyone who doesn't pick Eevee is a degenerate

>>15737328

>The Eeve cannot be evolved

What's the fucking point, then? Eevee is literally the Evolution Pokemon.

>>15740872

That better not be Mark's ass.

>>15739220

Come on anon Masuda has gone insane lately now that he is gone maybe now we will get an actual good Pokemon game.

>>15740893

It's most likely not but fags seem to think it is.

My wife got it and the ball and she likes it so far. She transferred the Eevee in the ball while we were traveling and let the toddler play with it. The games plenty fun for the target demographic, that target demographic being 90s kids who play games every once in a while and like pokemon go.

I still want to try Pokken but am too cheap

>>15740872

Hi Aaron.

>>15740955

You mean 28, you mathematically illiterate dingbat.

>>15738564

>bleached cuckquean

do these words even have fucking meaning anymore? You guys have basically developed your own incomprehensible niggerbabble that means nothing outside of your own group of retards.

>>15739375

That is unfortunate, I was somewhat interested but I guess I'll take a pass.

>>15741015

Didn't B2W2 have that thing with Yancy if the player character is a boy, or whatever his name was if the player character is a girl? I mean, I don't think it was dating sim tier, but still.

Can I evolve Pikachu or Eevee?

>>15741228

Meant to respond to >>15741199

>>15741228

yeah, more or less

>>15741228

Doesn't there exist a pokemon fanmade game where you have to catch Hentai PokemonGirls?

>>15740955

Nigger I'm 27, the fuck you talkin bout

>>15741313

> 96894d

You just doxed yourself.

>>15741267

don't you?

>>15741328

unteralterbach

>>15741322

What are talking about? If its about my age or birth year so what.

>>15739220

>quoting game of kikes

>>>/gaschamber/

>>15736711

>Pawpads

BUI PLS GO

>>15741614

it's a Tales of Symphonia reference.

>>15741622

>He actually thinks pokemon is going to get better

Maybe you should take your own advice, only redditors are this delusional. Thanks for outing yourself

>>15741606

I could see one getting out if there was no word in advance to suggest it happening, and just quietly being dumped on swfchan or something After all, they do have some non-"game" animations that have been put there and stuck around if memory serves. Unfortunately though most people making fangames and the like tend to have an ego (and maybe a patreon) to feed, and thus want their work to become well known. It's kind of funny though: imageboards could get an original cripplefucking VN put out years back, but the Pokemon base on them (big enough to have warranted a containment board back on cuckchan) just hasn't had the autism or know-how to do similar for their own interests. Though maybe there's also been the problem of just too many routes, because too many girls to adapt into it means there's going to be bitching if anyone is missing.

>>15741639

"oh sweet summer child" is a reddit phrase, get the fuck out of here faggot.

>>15741639

>playing stupid

Not fooling anyone. Fuck off and take your epic Reddit memes with you.

>>15741228

>>15741639

Shut the fuck up and get off of this board, you shitskinned faggot.

>>15741673

>"oh sweet summer chilld" is a reddit phrase

Oh you sweet summer child

>>15741381

>frontier brains, lucy and anabel

Nice. Just add in Greta and you're all set for Hoenn.

>>15741673

no

>>15742354

>twitter cap

Could you say it again, with a bit less of niggery?

>>15742354

Nah right is more realistic. Child birthing changes your whole biology. A lot of mums I see at work have that shape, no joke.

>>15742415

Fire Red, Emerald, Heargold, Platinum, Black/White 1 and 2, XY and Ultra Sun/Moon, altho those are considered garbage. There is also GC games that take place in a weird setting, that's a fusion of mad max and final fantasy with pokemon battles thrown in, it's a hit or miss, and all the battles are double battles, I would give these a go, after fire red or emerald, they're fun

>>15742425

it seems a little exaggerated in that image

>>15742415

the recommended games usually are

Firered/Leafgreen (3rd gen)

Platinum, Heartgold/Soulsilver (4th gen)

Black2/White2 (5th gen), also Black/white if you care about story as B2W2 are direct sequels to BW.

The main disadvantage of the 3rd gen titles is the lack of physical/special split (which debuted in 4th gen), meaning that whether your pokemon uses the attack or special attack stat depends on the move's type instead of the move itself, which hampers a few pokemon; Kingler for example has higher attack than special attack, but water type attacks (which would receive same-type attack bonus because Kingler is a water-type) would use Kinglers weaker special attack.

However there are probably romhacks by now that add the split.

>>15742415

Probably one of the later sprite-based games, like HeartGold / SoulSilver, or Black / White and their direct sequels (B/W v2); they've all got a good mix of music, story, gameplay features, post-credits content and genuine passion.

The GB / GBC games were good for their time, but have aged poorly.

The GBA games are good for ROMhacks, and not much else anymore.

The 'early' DS games (Diamond, Pearl, Platinum) aren't great, but they formed the basis for the 'late' DS games mentioned earlier.

The 3DS games range from "not great" to "dogshit".

>>15742433

>>15742444

>>15742458

Seems like Pokemon Firered/Leafgreen is the ticket. Thanks! I would go for one of the later entries but the DS just doesn't seem very nice to emulate and I'm not getting the real deal.

>>15742518

It's literally LGPE with much more content, anyone with half a brain already played those 15 years ago. LGPE is made for dumbfuck kids who can't even fire those games up on an emulator

>>15742415

they're all the same, so pick whichever looks the flashiest to you.

but if you want to go in order, red/blue were the first.

>>15742710

Red and blue were very much mechanically different from later titles, basic mechanics aside.

>>15742731

yes, i know, this is said on every thread. but the basis of the game is exactly the same. capture the beasts, grind them up, defeat regional leaders, and win the big tourney of your country and probably nut in them along the way

>>15742415

Others have said what I wanted to, but I'll give you (and others) warning about other games if it's all you can get your hands on.

Diamond and Pearl have no fire types in the wild, or very few IIRC. Platinum is a better version anyway.

X & Y are a little easier, but it feels even worse due to hand-holding and a very linear map.

Omega Ruby & Alpha Sapphire IMO balance out in difficulty with their older counterparts. Overall levels do become lower, but bosses have better move-sets. If you don't mind/can fix the special/physical split, you're still better with Emerald IMO, but it's still alright.

Sun/Moon is where difficulty nose-dives. True you could just grind or spam X-stat items to win anyway, but you really do have a wide variety of tactics that go ankle-deep when your only legitimate threats are bosses. Totem Pokemon actually do stuff to make them tougher, but it only serves to expose how broken combat can be with stat-boosts, but even then you can probably do well as long as you're not stuck in a loop of healing every turn.

Ultra Sun/Ultra Moon has a slightly different story. It changes Lusamines story to something worse, but it gives your rival a better story. It also has one boss that's actually tough due to having really good stats and being a quite few levels higher. You can lose half your team during the fight- unless you know how to gimp the AI.

So out of the 3DS games, OmRuby/AlSapphire > UlSun/UlMoon >>> The rest.

Although self imposed limits like nuzlocks and the like can turn any experience on it's head- as with any video game.

>>15742754

The point is the broken mess of gen 1 is not a good starting point.

Stuff like the bind/sleep/freeze mechanics give some bad impressions.

And the game is clearly broken in places.

Its an interesting piece of work to look at, but its really a bad starting point.

>>15742776

>>15742731

this is why FR/LG are literally the perfect start for a beginner-Same game, but with many of it's flaws fixed, plus some new content. HG/SS is a direct sequel, too, with even more stuff and pokemon, so it feels like there is progress made between games

LGPE has nothing, it would be a lacking game if it came out on a mobile console or phone, let alone on the main home console

>>15742415

Play Gen 1 and stop right after.

>>15737733

>brown being a nigger color

>>15738557

>this moralfaggot shit again

Kill yourself, you fucking retards.

>>15738557

Kill yourself you stupid fuck

>>15738557

why not both?

>>15736600

I made that image, how did it even get so compressed?

I'd post the original .png I made but my HDD died on me awhile ago and all my images died with it.

>>15742415

FireRed/LeafGreen -> Emerald -> Platinum -> HeartGold/SoulSilver -> Black/White (whole new game with only new Pokemon avaliable until postgame areas, but a painfully small as fuck and linear world) -> Black 2/White 2.

I've heard and seen nothing but bad shit about XY after the second gym, so I can't even say anything. Sucks so fucking bad because I loved how promising it seemed for the world and the entire series at first in sheer size and adventure and the music only hammered that excitement in watching my brother play literally most of it until losing interest entirely. I fully enjoyed SM, but I personally can't recommend them because of how easy and blocked off they are.

>>15743144

Oh hey it's you again. What does it feel like to start a meme? I see the "we're hitting [insert] levels" meme on the normalfag web all the time.

>>15742415

Yellow > Crystal > Emerald > FireRed/Leafgreen > Platinum > Heartgold/Soulsilver > Black/White .> Black2/White2 and then just start playing romhack of any of those games. There is no reason to play any pokemon game past gen 5

>>15737622

>tail is not heart-shaped

A-Anon…

>>15743156

I didn't see mutations of the image until weeks after I posted it, it felt kinda weird at first, a butterflies in your stomach kind of feeling. You get numb to it very quickly and it becomes just another internet meme to you. I've said this before, but I actually screenshot my own post because I thought that line I came up with was really funny. Apparently other people agree considering I still see it posted like two years later.

>>15743164

It's too late, you're gay now.

>>15743183

Gamefreak specifically said "We don't differentiate between features to keep and experiments."

Translated it means "We just throw shit at the wall, not caring if it sticks."

>>15743183

You seem surprised. It's well documented by now that Nips are the most casual of gamers.

>>15743215

Nips have gotten shockingly bad at vidya, it's the gooks who came the ultra tryhards.

>>15741422

>pic 2

>this looks cute and yuri

>can't read it because it's all handwritten

>>15742415

FireRed/LeafGreen, like a few anons have suggested.

It's pretty good remake of the first gen and is still totally sprite based.

>>15743654

eevee can polish my crystal any day

>>15743654

>Runs a pool

>Weats a swimsuit so she can jump in at any moment

>Wears sneakers

Nu Misty will never not be stupid. GSC and RBY had flip flops on, it made sense, you would think LGPE would bring that back, if they have such a hard on for gen 1

>>15743709

I assume it's swimming sneakers

>>15743667

>75%

>>15743714

that's fucking stupid, who does that?

I'm not a foot fag, but I'm against stupid changes which might make the character look better, but it doesn't make sense from a practical perspective

>>15743183

No HMs has been a thing for a while now

>>15743763

>I'm not a foot fag

you should be, it's the fetish of the Gods

It's decent so far. I'm in Mt. Moon. I like the catching mechanics and riding on an Onix is pretty cool.

>>15743796

nah, vanilla is

you're really missing out

Looking at footage on jewtube, it seems levels are lower, but you get more Pokemon on trainers teams (2-4 rather than 1-2 in Sun/Moon).

Giovanni seemed to be above the level curve in Rocket HQ by about 5 levels, but he only had two Pokemon.

>>15736711

>You can't change your character's height

Well shit there goes some of my fun

>>15744318

guess youre stuck being a manlet in game too lol

>>15744205

maybe it's time for /v/ to make a Hentaimon game or romhack.

>>15744348

Personally would've made the smallest loli possible, were it an option.

>>15741298

Lookalikes you mean.

>>15743786

He probably meant Pokegal Hunter. Otherwise known as ポケットギャルハンター It only has english menu translation around though.

There is also Pokemon Ecchi Version with you playing as blonde turboslut which can be dicked by everything in-game and Lolimon - fangame at early beta in which you play as loli or shota.

>>15741228

>mawile

you're alright, friend

>>15744458

>Yanmega's dex entry literally says that you can fly on it

>You can't fly on it

That's fucking retarded

>>15744469

>>15744458

Where is that image with pidgey using Fly while Blue is standing on it?

>>15742765

>Although self imposed limits like nuzlocks and the like can turn any experience on it's head- as with any video game.

I’ll say. I did a Fire monotype fun for my first play through of Pokémon Ultra Sun, and it was actually fun and challenging. Practically every trainer in the latter half of the game had at least one Rock or Ground type move for coverage, and I felt a genuine sense of accomplishment after beating Giovanni in Episode Rainbow Rocket.

Unfortunately, this also had the side effect of driving home just how little challenge and entertainment the game actually has when you play it the way the designers intended you to play it. And of course Let’s Go’s ‘you need a Grass type in your party or we won’t even let you into the Gym’ mechanic removes even that option for making the game more challenging.

>>15744469

The pokedex is mostly full of lies, Vikavolt for example is said to be able to zip around at high speeds and darts around enemies with it's acrobatic flying manoeuvrers but it has one of the lowest speed stats of any Pokemon.

>>15744487

> And of course Let’s Go’s ‘you need a Grass type in your party or we won’t even let you into the Gym’

You can just jew the gym guy and come back with a proper team, though. It's just a minor detour of the rules.

>>15744487

>And of course Let’s Go’s ‘you need a Grass type in your party or we won’t even let you into the Gym’ mechanic removes even that option for making the game more challenging.

Wait seriously? Is there proof of this? Which Gym?

>>15744508

Isn't there a gym that requires the catching of a ton of Pokemon? Also, one that requires you to have a Pokemon over the level of every single Pokemon in the gym? The former kills Nuzlockes, the latter is just unsporting and grindy.

Why does the Pokedex always have contradictory info anyway? I know there's that "it's written by ten year olds" meme but how do you even make a game like this?

Is there no one at Game Freak tasked with keeping everything consistent?

>>15744517

Fair point. I think the number is 40 pokemon, which really screws with nuzzlockes as they are right now.

>>15744535

It's really absurd when in Sun and Moon, Araquanid's Pokedex entries say pretty much the exact opposite thing. Most of the time information just doesn't translate to anything in gameplay, but that outright contradicts itself.

>those long legs in ffth image

Delightful

>>15744552

>>15741381

Kill me pete this one is good too

>>15741606

>>15744535

>Is there no one at Game Freak tasked with keeping everything consistent?

Slugma's gold entry

<It never sleeps. It has to keep moving because if it stopped, its magma body would cool and harden.

Slugma's emerald entry

<It is a species of Pokémon that lives in volcanic areas. If its body cools, its skin hardens and immobilizes it. To avoid that, it sleeps near magma.

Then in leafgreen

<It never sleeps. It has to keep moving because if it stopped, its magma body would cool and harden.

They just make shit up as they go along.

>>15744567

Given Emerald came out after FRLG they probably thought "wait, wouldn't it be able to sleep places where it's body doesn't cool down" and then wrote that in. If the sleeping entry was in RS, then they just re-used old dex entries for FRLG because it's a throwback, as opposed to when they re-use old entries now because they're either lazy or have nothing new to say.

>>15744205

moemon is great

>>15744579

>"hurr I've never seen one sleep so lets just say it never sleeps"

the protags are retarded

>>15744766

They're literal children, of course they're retarded

Whoever lets children write their scientific findings as official things is also retarded

>>15744579

But this is clearly impossible, as nobody in any pokemon game has ever seen an indian elephant.

I thought we agreed this game was shit. Why is everyone playing it now?

>>15744872

gaming addicts who can't stick to their word

>>15744872

How many people are actually playing it in this thread, I'm sure as fuck not. Not to mention I assume most of them are pirating it in one way or another.

>>15744872

First day on /v/?

>>15744872

Because you can emulate that shit on fucking yuzu.

>>15742986

>>15744872

Because Switch piracy is easy.

>>15744872

I'm not. Even if I owned a Switch, there would be a very specific set of circumstances in which I'd play it, and I don't fit them at the moment.

Also, Assvest Melmetal is going to be fucking nasty on Trick Room teams if it has the same movepool in Gen 8.

>High as fuck HP, Attack, and Defense

>Signature move is a 60 BP, 2-hit attack that can flinch

>Can learn Ice Punch and Thunder Punch (with Iron Fist bonus) and Earthquake for muh coverage

>>15744872

>I thought we agreed this game was shit. Why is everyone playing it now?

to experience how shit it is :^)

>>15744956

We can set weather and fields on entry, when are we going to get the first room entry ability? And when will we get Inverse Room? Inverse battles were the best thing added in Gen 6. Maybe the PSS if you consider an improvement to the online connection stuff to be a thing they added.

>>15744956

>600 BST

Oh, Gamefreak can just fuck off.

>>15744956

But can you transfer it to other games?

>>15745006

It's a Mythical, what did you expect? Interestingly, Meltan and Melmetal have their model files numbered with 891 and 892, respectively. So we'll see at least 85 total Pokemon in Gen 8 if those numbers are accurate. That's more than Gen 6 already, but so far less than Gen 7 by a little, although given there will be at least one more Mythical it could end up being more.

>>15745072

Even if you couldn't (I would not be surprised given GF is some degree of retarded, although a Go symbol in Gen 7 and Bank's code says otherwise) I'm sure we'll end up getting it from an event some time in Gen 8, and absolutely later down the line.

>>15745083

>It's a Mythical

Ah so they can make it broken because it's not allowed on competitive matches anyway, great job

>>15745095

I made a fakemon a while back that was OP as fuck, and that was more or less my rationale.

also it came from a dream so I had no choice in the matter

>>15745109

Tell me about your interesting dream, all of mine are fucking awful

>>15744766

>>15744814

Of course the kids aren't smart, do you expect the children to have an IQ of 1000 like an Alakazam?

If Alakazam really did have a 1000 IQ it probably wouldn't be spending it's time taking orders from it's trainer.

>>15745114

https://pastebin.com/sGZfKSGM

>>15745124

Anon that's not a Pokemon, I think it was some sort of alien monstrosity that used marketing to make you love it. So Game Freak, basically.

>>15745151

possibly

Do any of the female clothes bare midriff? This is important.

>>15744547

>Araquanid's Pokedex entries

Helping prove Sun and Moon are entire different worlds just like version differences would suggest. In one version, it's a dick abusing its powers for hunting and the other is actually benevolent to other Pokemon.

>>15745562

They're real screens. You have to unlock the judge function though.

>>15745635

So does trading between the two versions scramble their brains so that they behave proper to the version they were teleported into?

>>15745641

I know they're real, they're from my copy of the game. I thought IVs were out though?

>>15745635

I dunno, having Pokemon be so different on a fundamental level doesn't seem like something that would happen in a similar universe. Then again some Pokemon are very similar in drastically different universes so why should it go the other way. I've thought way too much about Pokemon alternate universes, I could probably come up with a categorization system if I really tried.

>>15741227

Psychologically speaking, any "taming" or "training" relationship a man establishes will be subconsciously seen by the audience as romance. I saw a really good explanation of this dynamic using How to Train Your Dragon as an example but I can't remember where I saw it or if I took a screenshot.

>>15745691

Taking a cute scared little guy in a forest and training him into a smug towering superpowered bro that unfazedly can stand at the peak of the coldest mountains beating down the equivalent of gods if necessary is nothing like raising a waifu.

>>15745667

I've never heard that. They seem to be in there like normal. You have a source for that?

>>15745709

Maybe you just have a weak ass waifu, then.

>>15745719

I'm blessed to not be any level of waifufag for anyone and you can't make me either.

>>15745735

I understand, I'm way too autistic to have a waifu, and that's saying something.

>>15745749

I would not have expected them to make wild battles even worse, but somehow they fucking managed it holy shit. Let me just one shot them with a STAB move, that's what I always do since I'm too jewish to use repels most of the time. They even did other things to make them less painful, like turning run into a single screen touch or giving the option to chain repels, it was fucking fine the way it was.

>>15745765

No wild encounters alone was enough to not even fucking bother.

>>15745765

>>15745771

Just enjoy the porn and shit on this dumpster fire at every possible chance harder than anything in the future until this never happens again.

>>15745667

I don't think IVs were out, I think it was some of the more hardcore spergs being hyperbolic.

Chrono Trigger has one of my favorite enemy encounter systems, so I'm glad that they copied that. On the other hand, they pretty fucked up the actual battle system itself which is dumb.

>>15745843

Chrono Trigger is a very different beast. Every encounter exists mostly to get you to the appropriate level before the endgame where that sort of thing is up to you. In Pokemon every encounter exists to also be a potential party member. While I wouldn't mind seeing Pokemon in the overworld or being able to avoid them, I think there's something to be said for random encounters and surprise of what you'll find on a route. Maybe a different form of that shaking grass thing that some Pokemon games have would be a good idea.

>>15745843

I personally have no issue with the current "Let's go" method of capturing being a stand-in for wild battles

mainly because

wild battles in pokemon were a fucking time sink, and used for nothing more than grinding, I have never enjoyed it Mind you content is pretty light though, if they were to do something like this again, I'd hope they put in more trainers, or trainers I can fight repeatably.

>>15745856

Given what this anon said

>>15745749

it looks like they replaced grind with worse grind. In every exp-scaling Pokemon game it's not like you'll even need to grind until post-game, and then only really if you need to get to level 100 for numerous reasons. It really depends what the game is if they give you any good easy way to grind though. Wild Audino, not great. Blissey bases, great. Just getting rare candies a lot, probably pretty good. Maybe it being a BP reward works fine, but for whatever reason it was half the price in B2W2 (probably because they realized the late game EXP scaling problem). I think the Battle Agency hands them out like, well, candy, if you want more engaging battles. What I'm saying is wild battles need tweaking more than removal, and post-game needs better grinding options if you have EXP scaling.

>>15745843

They didn't copy it at all. Chrono Trigger has scripted encounters in every area: the same enemy appears in the same place every time you enter the area. They have varied movement patterns that you need to observe to avoid them as well as stationary ones that you sometimes need to walk instead of run, or you risk waking them up.

So many other JRPGs, this game included, completely miss the point and end up making what is essentially random encounters that you can see: no depth or variation between each enemy, they just waddle around aimlessly and sometimes chase you around. The end result is often worse as you can easily end up well below the level curve if avoid more than whatever arbitrary amount the developers expected you to (or if they were really paranoid, you easily end up overlevelled by avoiding less than they expect)

I say this as someone who believes random encounters deserve their place most of the time. Pokemon already handled them well by separating tall grass and normal grass. Caves and surfing were the only bad areas, which is why there's so many more complaints about Zubat and Tentacool than Pidgey and Ratatta

>>15744872

This is their test run before they begin basing the Gen 8 games on Let's Go. Might as well starting get use to it now, just in case.

I like my Eevee, Marble Pie, so far. She a cute. The gameplay for catching wild is seriously retarded though, now that I'm experiencing it firsthand.

>>15745869

>What I'm saying is wild battles need tweaking more than removal

Unfortunately, the nature of "modernization" is often to deconstruct and simplify, not to correct or improve things. The random tall grass battles were a pain in the ass, but they weren't so bad that a total removal was preferable. Putting pokemon on the field so you can see them before engaging is a nice touch, but it can be improved further by giving players more movement options and means of interacting with the world. Make it so you have to sneak up on certain pokemon, or get their attention with specific items, give players the chance to chase down or deal with some obstacles to corner a pokemon in its natural habitat, and then have that play into the battle itself, where environmental conditions and surroundings can slightly alter things.

Instead, they tweaked the ball flinging mini game from GO and used that to replace all random battles, except trainer battles… which is just so fucking lazy and insulting.

>>15746108

No, I'm so autistic that even an attraction to a fictional character is something I'm incapable of. Like I said, way too autistic, and that's saying something.

>>15746122

>I'm so autistic that even an attraction to a fictional character is something I'm incapable of

I'm not sure a normal person would develop an attraction to a fictional character, even in cases of severe isolation, so it ends up just sounding normal to me. Or did you mean that you're "asexual" or some shit?

>>15746243

>Hypno's chasing you

>Oi goy, can we interest you in a low interest loan?

>Three master trainers in Pokemon Let's Go are references to the members of Game Grumps (Treehouse Fucks up Again!)

WHAT DID MARK MEAN BY THIS

>>15746405

he wants matzo crackers and bagels and some kind of tuna spread

What I'd really like to see instead of battling wild pokemon or throwing balls at them is actually coaxing the pokemon out to make friends with them according to that pokemon species' behaviour type.

So for a timid creature, you would get bait and place some near a nest and wait for them to come out, then throw a ball when they appear. Or a more belligerent wild pokemon might actually want you to fight it to prove your strength before it will join you.

I just really like games that try to have interesting ecosystems and behaviour types for the flora and fauna.

>>15745832

>Although I'm happy they took away wild encounters

Do you mean wild battles, or random encounters?

Because I agree random encounters are shit, being able to see the pokemon is much better, but not battling them and instead using fucking retarded motion controls is bullshit. Seriously, trying to catch a fucking Gastly with a joycon is beyond stupid.

>>15745838

IVs and EVs are both still in. You can meet one of Professor Oak's assistants who will give you the ability to "judge" a pokemon which will let you see the IVs for any pokemon you've caught, and you can train the EVs with candy you get from catching wild pokemon

>>15746721

That first one's an edit, he was talking about Diablo Immortal.

https://archive.fo/bJZDK

>>15746732

fish face

>>15738299

>Black

That is Okinawan Sunshine.

>>15744914

Get back to me when it's as capable as Dolphin.