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KIRBY STAR ALLIES UPDATE 3 ON THE WAY
Includes
>Magalor
>Taranza
>Suzy
>new reverse world with new mechanics and much harder bosses
>new boss fight vs all three mage sisters together (implied to be unlockable)
▶ c62113 (2) No.15702828>>15702835 >>15703063 >>15703422 >>15703651 >>15711957
Why does this game get so much attention? I heard it was really short. Is it at all challenging like Canvas Curse?
▶ 0a9a98 (1) No.15702835>>15712755
>>15702814 (OP)
Man, I'm dying inside to play it.
>>15702828
I guess the amount of characters. You can even play as Marx.
▶ 18f3f6 (1) No.15702836>>15703377
So, what? It was never finished so the kikes decide to slowly drip out the content that should have been in the game from the start?
▶ 536155 (3) No.15703063>>15703422 >>15712755
>>15702828
It's the characters. It's short and not very hard, but there has been continual free updates and content added to it.
▶ 0b7df1 (2) No.15703081
▶ 8cac62 (1) No.15703377
>>15702836
Yeah pretty much.
▶ 0ea9e4 (1) No.15703412>>15703610
>a single player game has more post completion characters than smash is planned to have
▶ 15c00d (2) No.15703422>>15712755
>>15703063
>>15702828
Pretty much this. It was pretty barebones at release. It still is, to a certain extent -- you can just play it with a shitload of characters now.
▶ 1a8035 (1) No.15703610
▶ 7cb3a1 (1) No.15703651
>>15702828
It is longer than robobo planet, which everyone seemed to like, so take what you will from that
The boss rush mode is probably the hardest in the series if you do it solo
Also the time attack mode has a lot of replayability
▶ d7de9a (3) No.15703752
>>15702814 (OP)
God dammit, if there was reason for me to buy shitty switch this would be the only good reason.
▶ 8ae106 (1) No.15703830>>15703855
I found the local co-op to be mostly shit in this game. 1P more or less plays the game, everyone else gets to come along for the ride, more or less. Sometimes. If you stick close to Kirby. Kirby's Return to Dream Land was better at local couch co-op. At least this wasn't another Rainbow Curse/Canvas Curse though, thank God.
▶ d7de9a (3) No.15703855>>15703871 >>15703931 >>15704090 >>15715765
>>15703830
You know kirby super star was more or less the same right? Like that's the issue with console co-op a lot of the time, it sounds like you expecting a kirby game to not be a kirby game? Like I really don't know what you were wanting the game to be, I mean I just play to have fun and don't think anything more beyond that.
▶ 110cad (2) No.15703871>>15703923
>>15703855
That's the most reddit tier response I've read in a while.
▶ d7de9a (3) No.15703923
>>15703871
Nice straw man response.
▶ 86c955 (1) No.15703931
>>15703855
>did you expect the game to be good you fucking idiot? Kirby hasn't changed in 25 years
I unironically agree with your reddit-tier response.
▶ 625568 (1) No.15703941>>15703989
Did they add the loli and fairy from kirby 64 yet?
▶ f50403 (1) No.15703958>>15703964
What would it feel like if Kirby sucked your dick
haha
▶ 110cad (2) No.15703964>>15704036
>>15703958
If Kirby copied your penis, what would his powers be?
▶ cda7a7 (1) No.15703989
▶ 13a0bd (1) No.15704001>>15704062 >>15711988
>>15702814 (OP)
Nobody cares about Kirby
▶ dd3cb3 (1) No.15704036
>>15703964
Nothing,
he'd just have a really small penis if he sucked your penis lol
▶ 30c2f4 (1) No.15704062
>>15704001
I care you colossal sack of shit.
▶ 15c00d (2) No.15704090>>15704494 >>15705546
>>15703855
>Just have fun and don't think
Star Allies is not a good game in comparison to Superstar and even recent titles like Robobot. It also has arguably done multiplayer worse than Return to Dreamland.
Star Allies is to Superstar what SFV was to SFIII
▶ 356e24 (1) No.15704494>>15704720
>>15704090
>robobot is better
>the same exact shit is better than something mildly different
I can't even feel desire to 100% robobot as it's the same as the other 2 games but even worse. At the very least Star Allies has more unique shit to work with than Robobot.
Shit on Star Allies all you want. But don't justify them going back to the same generic shit. Fuck you.
▶ b10729 (1) No.15704567>>15705528
Star Allies was mediocre as fuck. It's like they took Amazing Mirror and went "hey let's remove all exploration elements, make the friendly AI far more powerful and permanent, and give it an ugly artsyle".
Fuck off with the "free updates" that shit should have been in it day one. I've already played the game, beat it and was let down on the day it released, there's little chance me going back to play more disappointing content.
▶ 8272e2 (1) No.15704720
>>15704494
>same as the other 2 games but even worse
You mean "but even better". Its gimmick is at least not just glorified "press button to win" sections at the end of specific levels.
▶ ee2d2c (1) No.15705528>>15711778 >>15716028
>>15704567
I feel the same way sadly. It should have been great cave offense/ amazing mirror, with an added mode for ng+ that threw in milky way wishes syle "no copy" so you had to think on utility of your party.
▶ dbbb8e (1) No.15705546
>>15704090
>SFV was to SFIII
>Is that a fighting game reference?
Found the nigger.
▶ 21f1e3 (1) No.15705633>>15705766 >>15705802
Alright motherfuckers, which Kirby game is the best of all and why is it Robobot.
>That story
>Those characters
>DAT TRUE FINAL BOSS
plus all that content, absolute GOAT
Triple deluxe was pretty good too
▶ 8ef72d (1) No.15705766>>15705802
>>15705633
It's objectively SSU but amazing mirror is number 2. the final boss leads with a dark metaknight refight, follows up with like 4 dark mind phases, then dark mind true form (and shadow kirby helps), then another bonus dark mind massacre. After a huge sprawling maze of a game, this was a great finish. Robobot doesn't even get number 3, triple deluxe was better, and its maybe number 5.
▶ cd135f (1) No.15705802>>15711837
>>15705633
>>15705766
I like Crystal Shards the most.
Overall I think its good but i mostly like it purely for the novelty of fusing the power ups, it was fun creative and just nice to wander around trying to get cool combinations.
Its kinda sad no Kirby game sense immitated that mechanic.
Not even star allies, friend fusion really doesn't change much in the end and not nearly to the same degree as 64
I also thought it was pretty tough but even the last time I played it I was still relatively young. Replaying I doubt its as tough as I remember, its probably on the same level as all the other Kirby games.
▶ ebe6bf (3) No.15711778>>15711837
So in the reverse dimension you fight the mage sisters. Does that mean the Jambastions are all girls or no?
>>15705528
I want this so bad.
▶ 536155 (3) No.15711837>>15711932
>>15705802
Crystal shards is difficult in that the aspect of getting 100% can be a pain. This is mainly rooted in needing to use, say, Ice+cutter (ice skates) through the length of a volcanic level with specific platforming in order to use it to break a block that requires that specific combination. It's also unique in that Kirby can't fly forever and due to the level sizes, has to actually play through the levels.
>>15711778
>Does that mean the Jambastions are all girls or no?
No. The Jammerjab pause screen mentions the one you play as is a guy. That said, Broom Hatters are supposed to all be females but the pause screen calls it a guy as well. Only Vividraw outright says it's female, everything else is ambiguous or male in some manner.
▶ ebe6bf (3) No.15711932
>>15711837
I was referring to Francesca, Flamberge, and Zan. Apparently wiki says they're all female.
▶ 35851b (1) No.15711957>>15712755
>>15702828
Its short but its good. Like fucking really good. They have added more stuff to do along side more characters and now they game is getting a second campaign. All of this extra shit is 100% free. Eat shit Splatoonbros with your paid nigger expansion.
▶ 0b7df1 (2) No.15711988
>>15704001
>redditor comes in and tries to insult kirby
▶ e311a9 (1) No.15712727
Best switch game just got better
▶ c62113 (2) No.15712755
>>15711957
>>15703422
>>15703063
>>15702835
I guess I'll have to add this to my Christmas list, then. My nephew and I can play together.
▶ ebe6bf (3) No.15715510>>15715685
I just want to have a tasty picnic with the Jambastion Mage sisters.
Also there was concept art of Hyness on the news channel that depicted a woman with long hair.
▶ 4b956d (1) No.15715685
>>15715510
Literally anything would have been better than Pope Squidward.
▶ 685d3d (2) No.15715765
▶ 685d3d (2) No.15716028
>>15705528
every one of their "great cave offensive" inspired kirby games ive enjoyed immensely.