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4c7102 No.15588174
PANNENKOEK AND FRIENDS DID IT AGAIN
TJ (((HENRY))) YOSHI ON SUICIDE WATCH
Stomp on the Thwomp in 3 A presses. It's a 2 press improvement. It involves several new strategies.
In short, They utilized a cog misalignment and HSG to get past the pole in the halfway point of the stage. This allowed them to use a Bob-omb which had been used in previous strategies elsewhere. That Bob-omb was used to push Mario into a pedro spot above the block of the second pendulum. The stored upward momentum allowed them to skip a significant portion of the stage.
Some impressive shit as always, and a lot of people contributed to this one.
b30e3f No.15588214
Sometimes, I wonder if one of the original N64 sees this crap and quietly shakes his head over it.
3ba880 No.15588244
>>15588214
>one of the original N64 sees this crap and quietly shakes his head over it.
How does a console shake its head?
20a622 No.15588280
>>15588214
>N64 has reached the age and maturity needed to sprout appendages and a head so it might show its disdain over autists
0218f6 No.15588297
Yo this is some autistic shit nigga.
914418 No.15588323
how is this 3 a presses if he jumps constantly
755c96 No.15588324
Was just about to post this.
TJ HENRY YOSHI, YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED
7d0aba No.15588337
>>15588323
Maybe because half-a presses don't count as presses even though it has press in the name. I don't understand the world of the autistic speedrunner to get their mentality.
572e10 No.15588341
>>15588280
>>15588214
Shut the fuck up right now. I only asked for a scuttlebug jamboree and that's not even remotely fucking possible.
4c7102 No.15588370
>>15588323
>>15588337
Those aren't A-jumps, you can tell by the sounds. They're lunges, performed by pressing B while running. You can try this shit out yourself.
3ba880 No.15588428
>>15588323
>being this underage that he has never played Mario 64
db74bc No.15588461
>>15588428
A third of this board's traffic minimum are dischord faggots or spicfugees from /hisparawhateverthefuck/ who quite literally have never played a game made before the Wii.
d05070 No.15588524
>>15588174
He needs to be stopped.
530b31 No.15588557
540c69 No.15588562
>>15588422
>i like to listen to autists with maximum soyvoice give retarded explanations for why their impossible claim is true
half a press is one of the most retarded memes ever
374adb No.15588563
>>15588346
Thank dog he doesn't make any more games.
3c05ce No.15588589
>>15588174
Make a commentated video again you damn coward
26de1d No.15588662
>>15588174
And here I thought it was going to be another boring weekend.
c1b8b0 No.15588680
523249 No.15588738
>>15588562
>Pannen
>soyvoice
But soyboys are all about false enthusiasm, like gay '90s sitcom characters. Pannen speaks with the calm confidence that only comes from understanding completely that your claim is correct.
540c69 No.15588751
>>15588738
>mental gymnastics proving a claim make it correct
>a faggy high pitched voice explaining said mental gymnastics is okay
Tell me, anon, what does your voice sound like? No amount of confidence is going to make it command respect if it sounds like your balls are 90% soy enriched.
26de1d No.15588756
>>15588751
Fuck off Henry.
cd6c60 No.15588759
>>15588174
reporting this thread because it needs to be purged from existence
523249 No.15588761
>>15588751
>calmly explaining the nomenclature used for a specific scenario
>mental gymnastics
There are two types of runs. In half of those types, it would require an additional A-Press. In the other half of the types of runs, it would not require an additional A-Press. So when noting the technique individually, and not yet stating what type of run you are using it in (since you can use it in either) it is a Half A-Press. It is an A-Press half the time.
>calm and soothing voice
>faggy
Soyboys and fags stereotypically do that overly enthusiastic voice. Pannen speaks almost like a text to speech program. Not at all like what soyboys do.
501492 No.15588763
>>15588174
>TTC in the thumbnail
Fuck you, you got me excited for the upwarp discovery
523249 No.15588770
>>15588763
Most plausible theory is that it was a rogue gamma ray. I'm waiting for Pannen to figure out the rest of the levels, then turn himself into the Incredible Hulk trying to recreate the upwarp and solve the final A-Press.
87decb No.15588771
>>15588759
E celebs are okay when they become ebin reddit maymays.
64c18b No.15588772
>>15588759
don't you need to hang yourself with a rope """""""""""""""""""""""""Henry"""""""""""""""""""?
523249 No.15588781
>>15588771
It doesn't matter who found out these new strats. It just so happens that this one guy is very frequently the one to first make public new discoveries by the ABC Crew. It's not about the celebrity, it's about the scientific discoveries he is making.
5868a5 No.15588795
>2 more down
Mandatory peace sign & titties
4c7102 No.15588812
>>15588763
>>15588770
This. A few people attempted to recreate the exact situation that that streamer was in, and hacking Mario's vertical speed on an exact frame reproduced near-identical results. It's the best theory so far.
>>15588771
>>15588781
It's not even that Pannen is the first to find it. He's just the designated guy to put all the shit together into one package. If you ever check his descriptions, he lists the people who find the glitches.
The other people actually rely on Pannen to put the glitches together, as well. I also recall a comment thread between two of the regulars, I believe it was Tyler and Ethan, which basically went as:
>So, are we letting Pannen finalize this one?
<Well, I sure as hell ain't doing it.
So it's all a collaborative effort. Pannen is just the guy to go to if you want a clear, full image, as with the other guys, you only see the updates in snippet.
3f843f No.15588816
>>15588174
So an A press is non-binary just like the speed-running community?
7e7944 No.15588823
>>15588244
by getting a jap to draw a gijinka of it?
523249 No.15588824
>>15588816
There are three states which cause different sets of actions. Not being pressed causes one set of actions. Pressing the button causes a different set of actions. And holding the button causes a third set of actions.
db74bc No.15588849
>nearly 3 years later
>people still pretend to not get the A press thing
1e5640 No.15588859
>>15588849
Theres nothing to get, its pure retardation.
If he started pressing it in a previous map it still counts, its not 2.5 or 2 A presses, its 3.
I dont give a shit if he started pressing it while the game was off he still pressed A.
25bece No.15588866
>>15588859
What if he holds it during the load so that the jump never happens but it stays held down?
He never pressed it then. Just held it, no A press at all in that situation since the level wasn't even active.
3f843f No.15588875
>>15588824
>Not being pressed causes one set of actions
How does not pressing a button cause an action? An idle animation perhaps.
>And holding the button causes a third set of actions.
Why isn't it called an A-hold then? It's not like holding buttons is a new thing that needs to be called "half".
>>15588849
Naw, I get it. An autist wanted to be unique and special so they made up a new word for holding down the A button.
1e5640 No.15588877
>>15588866
>He never pressed it then.
You didnt read / understand my post.
It doesnt matter if he presses it before the level, during a loading scree or before the game is even turned on.
In the real world, he pressed A down 3 times. How can you be this stupid?
5d9e5c No.15588889
>>15588859
It's an abstraction that serves a purpose when looking at the a presses required for each section separately. Otherwise you would see something like one part requiring 2 a presses and the next part requires 3 and incorrectly conclude you need 5 a presses to do both parts together.
It's a bit like bitching about imaginary numbers.
a6f82e No.15588891
>>15588770
I'm waiting for him to end up in the awkward situation of explaining to the FBI why he was trying to obtain nuclear material for the purposes of irradiating a Nintendo 64.
4c7102 No.15588892
>>15588859
Simple example:
>Enter stage 1
>Press A
>Never let go
>Get star
>Leave stage
<A press total for stage 1: 1
>Enter stage 2 while still holding the press from earlier
>Use the held press for some function
>Never perform new press
>Get star
>Leave stage
<A press total for stage 2: 0
It doesn't add any new presses. The singular press was already counted earlier. It's simply marked as half for simple stat-tracking. Sure, you could explain it as "no press, one hold" or some shit like that, but it's a quicker, simpler way to mark it.
db74bc No.15588900
>>15588875
>Naw, I get it
You don't.
1e5640 No.15588906
>>15588889
>>15588892
Yeah I its 2.5 if you consider the section separetly. But the total cannot bet _.5 presses since you cant do that unless you never release A and die holding it down.
So are these guys competing for A presses per section or total?
4c7102 No.15588917
>>15588906
One, there's no competition, it's a collaboration. What competition could there be? One guy did it, the others could do it by seeing the methods used within the same day. This isn't speedrunning.
Two, total. Hell, they pick what version of the game they're working on based on the total. It's why, despite the A press in Bowser in the Fire Sea being skippable on Wii VC, they still play on Japanese N64, there's an extra A press that they can skip on that one.
5d9e5c No.15588923
>>15588906
I'm assuming total, which would be why it's important to acknowledge half a presses when looking at what they are able to do during individual sections of the game.
2810ec No.15588927
>>15588875
>How does not pressing a button cause an action?
Holding down the A button can affect the physics of certain moves, so not holding it is also a state that affects those physics.
>Why isn't it called an A-hold then?
Because the entire purpose is just counting presses of the button. In a full-game run, there are no half-a presses/holds, just normal presses. The term only applies when measuring the presses of a specific section when you enter it with the button already held down. For the single section, it's not a press, but, for the whole run, it's just a previous press continued. To account for this flux, the states of pressed and not pressed are averaged out to a half press.
>>15588906
>So are these guys competing for A presses per section or total?
They aren't competing, they're just trying to "solve" the game in terms of pressing A for as few times as possible. Dividing the game by stars is just an easy way to measure which parts of the game contribute how much to the total number of presses the full game takes.
1e5640 No.15588950
>>15588917
Ah I just assumed it was like speedrunning autism. Not exactly far fetched assumption.
>>15588927
>>15588923
>In a full-game run, there are no half-a presses/holds
This is pretty much my whole original point.
c4574b No.15588956
>>15588877
Achullneese you only pressed it twice going by your standards, since holding it down and not letting go counts as pressing it twice.
c214d2 No.15588959
>>15588174
Holy pan, fucking, cakes!
You have to be pretty astronomically autistic to do these things. I mean these people launch themselves to some completely new levels on shit that is extremely complicated and time consuming, and has absolutely no real life value at all. I love it, just for the purest expression of dedication.
>Mario 64 is still alive, while new games are forgotten in a month. Good times.
Pic. related.
a90b0c No.15588983
>>15588959
Ask people or a group of people what the top 100 games of all time are. I don’t think anyone would put Mario 64 out of the top 100 simply because of how influential it is. Mario 64 is probably older than like half of /v/.
3f843f No.15589014
>>15588927
>Holding down the A button can affect the physics of certain moves, so not holding it is also a state that affects those physics.
Isn't that just the default movement regardless of A not being pressed since you're not holding other buttons down either? I mean, do the other not-held buttons count as a "state" individually or collectively in regards to default movement?
>the states of pressed and not pressed are averaged out to a half press
So the holding the A button is counted as 0.5 "A presses" instead of just calling it an A-hold. The actuation of the A button to hold it down is the act of pressing the A button yet the A-hold isn't called an "A press" because the "release" of the A button has been included in the redefinition of the verb "press".
At what point during the release of the A button does the A action cease to be active? For example: some key switches in mechanical keyboards actuate differently. Can we pinpoint down to the smallest measurement just how far the plastic button has to be pushed into the controller before the action is activated? I doubt it's exactly halfway between the top and bottom of the plastic button nor the mechanism the button actuates.
e49d1b No.15589023
>>15588959
>while new games are forgotten in a month
>clearly hasn't forgotten
Want me to get you a new image of that with the smug face so you can use that for another decade instead?
db74bc No.15589025
>>15589023
Your game died cuck.
4c7102 No.15589053
>>15589025
It had a ton of interest upon its kickstarter but took close to five years to ship an unfinished game. By that time, most people forgot it existed. Hell, it launched two weeks before Mario Odyssey, hailed by the masses as the second coming of Jesus, who the fuck approved that one? Nobody's gonna give a shit about your three-years-too-late kickstarter project when faced with that.
efde34 No.15589067
>3 years ago Pannen's threads were fawned over and generally didn't devolve into squealing
>now they cause intense arguments
What changed?
a34fe9 No.15589069
>>15589023
do you have the full version to that?
db74bc No.15589075
>>15589067
Dischord faggots and spic refugees. This entire site has gotten so much worse since /hisparefugio/ opened.
26de1d No.15589080
>>15589067
>what changed
Mods got sloppy banning retarded redditors.
efde34 No.15589083
>>15589075
These threads were causing anal anguish before the spic imageboard died and drove them here though.
>discord
Not that I wouldn't believe it considering discord cucks ruined what little quality was left on /tv/ and are currently trying to destroy /k/, but I feel like there's more to it for this board.
sage for meta shit
3f843f No.15589091
>>15589067
Could say the same about ROB threads.
e49d1b No.15589092
>>15589069
I googled smug hatgirl and took the image from an archived thread. They're apparently the full versions from the game's art director.
26de1d No.15589096
>>15589091
ROB whined about muh politics, and left.
3f843f No.15589101
>>15589096
Was that before or after anti-nintendo sentiment reached its peak?
dedbbd No.15589123
>3X A PRESSES IN TTC
Hold the fuck up, everything else can wait, I need to see this.
b7f7f4 No.15589136
>>15589023
>>15589092
I want to impregnate that smug hatloli.
2e5fe3 No.15589138
>>15588761
A run is a run, you can't say its only half
be07b9 No.15589149
>madman puts goombas in specific positions
>this somehow breaks the game so hard, he gets warped to another level
>that fucking pendulum swinging like crazy
Godspeed, you glorious bastard.
>>15588428
>never liked Mario
>played Crash instead
Sue me.
>>15588859
>he still doesn't get it
4c7102 No.15589161
>>15589149
>madman puts goombas in specific positions
>this somehow breaks the game so hard, he gets warped to another level
That's not at all what's happening. He simply placed used the goomba ladder to skip an A press in that Bowser in the Sky and placed a HOLP. He used that to release a Bob-Omb there, the one that released him later from the pendulum box. He even explained it in the description.
be07b9 No.15589179
>>15589161
I keep forgetting that he's the only person who uses the description box for its intended purpose.
9a10cd No.15589181
I wish I was autistic enough to learn about cars and fix them.
5d9e5c No.15589183
>>15588983
Eh, I never really cared for Mario so I doubt it would be on my top 100.
6c4cf0 No.15589200
>>15588337
>Maybe because half-a presses don't count as presses even though it has press in the name. I don't understand the world of the autistic speedrunner to get their mentality.
You just explained to us all that you don't understand how an electronic switch works either.
b4faa0 No.15589243
>>15589179
I use the description box properly.
1faec5 No.15589244
>>15588892
This is the only person in this thread who isn't a fucking retard
d6ad61 No.15589410
>>15588859
the relevant number is the number of a presses in the entire run
there isn't really an isolated half a press, it's an a press spread across two levels, so for record-keeping purposes you count each level as having half an a press
this isn't a hard concept, anyone who doesn't get it is just dumb (and pannen's explanation is needlessly autistic, though it does work)
540c69 No.15589428
>>15588761
>it's okay to make up falsehoods as long as its part of your secret autistic language
You can't press the button half a time no matter what mental gymnastics you use to justify it, and by "you" I mean the faggot you got the whole argument for half presses from to begin with since you didn't come up with it. You are just parroting it.
a69770 No.15589497
>>15589428
You are more autistic than the person that made up the term because you cannot understand the simple logic involved in the purpose of the term.
6f270b No.15589521
>>15588214
Hi drunken leprechaun
6f270b No.15589533
>>15589075
EVERYTHING ON EARTH GETS WORSE WHEN SPICS GET INVOLVED. THIS IS THE UNIVERSAL TRUTH.
fc4e2b No.15589658
>>15588174
>goomba #01
here we go
da0ff4 No.15589730
>>15589014
>Isn't that just the default movement regardless of A not being pressed since you're not holding other buttons down either? I mean, do the other not-held buttons count as a "state" individually or collectively in regards to default movement?
Yes all buttons have the same 3 states as the A button, and these states also exist for your keyboard it's pretty standard.
The rest of what you posted is only relevant to mechanical keyboards and controllers because non-mechanical keyboards tend to have those little nubs which always go all the way even with the smallest amount of pressure from the key press.
d964f0 No.15589792
>>15589101
>>15589091
Nah ROB threads were always ninty shill threads. The last time I saw ROB was when he made a thread shilling ARMS and bragging about fucking some nigress. I think he ultimately left after mark removed namefaggotry. Now he's just blogposting on twitter IIRC
d58da4 No.15589798
>>15589792
>bragging about fucking some nigress
nani?
d964f0 No.15589842
>>15589798
Don't have the image on me atm but he said something like "I'm fucking a nigger so that means I'm cucking niggers"
Can't remember for sure
540c69 No.15589917
>>15589497
>muh breaking up A presses between segments makes it okay to lie about a hold being half an A press
540c69 No.15589920
>>15589730
Digital buttons have two states, not three.
46d166 No.15589936
>>15589845
got an archive?
46d166 No.15589940
>>15589937
It's a bot, report it as soon as it comes up.
d964f0 No.15589978
>>15589946
I don't actually think it's Mark but it's weird that he's deleting the post instead of just spoiling the images. Just looks as suspicious as the /leftypol/ BO deleting this
ff4493 No.15589996
>>15588761
>I'm going to lie about 0 A presses by saying that I'm not pressing the button when I release it before the hold phase
Industry term is press and hold.
If you use the A button for anything, it's a press.
So this "zero A press" faggot is actually doing a "zero A hold" run.
A "zero A press" run would be able to be completed on a controller with no A button.
I'll continue to sage these shit autism threads until the autist uses the proper term.
da0ff4 No.15589997
>>15589920
Digital buttons are accounted for in programs where the state of the button being pressed, held down, and not pressed are relevant distinctions to make.
da0ff4 No.15590002
>>15589999
Your quads disappoint me Anon, the guy posts those images in every single thread around the same time.
1ea248 No.15590010
>>15590002
I've only seen it posted twice this week and they have been deleted instantly, this doesn't seem calculated. Anyways, not defending it, I'm actually theorizing on why they're deleted so quickly and why mark (and moderation) are so damn defensive about it. It's sketchy as fuck imo.
Archived the thread for those who want to see quads. http://archive.is/SNtLf
46d166 No.15590017
>>15590010
I see you breaking rules, so I banned you.
da0ff4 No.15590025
>>15590010
I report those posts as soon as I see them, and your quads have nothing of value.
523249 No.15590031
>>15588866
No actually that would still count as an A Press. He's not counting jumps, he's counting A Presses.
>>15588875
>How does not pressing a button cause an action? An idle animation perhaps.
Yes. One set of actions happens when not held. Another set happens when pressed. A third happens when held.
>Why isn't it called an A-hold then? It's not like holding buttons is a new thing that needs to be called "half".
It's not merely holding the button that counts. It's when you can do it with a hold that can be started by another required press in a different segment of the run. If he holds after a required A Press in Level A in order to pass a part in Level B, that would be a Half A Press. If he holds after a required Press in Level B in order to pass a later part of Level B, that would still be one A Press. He could use that hold as many times as needed in Level B and it would still be one A Press. But if something required a whole new press, and then he could continue using the hold of that second press, it would be two presses. Half Presses indicate when a hold from another level is used.
>Naw, I get it. An autist wanted to be unique and special so they made up a new word for holding down the A button.
He didn't make it up and he's not alone. Pannen is just one member of The ABC Crew (The A Button Count Crew).
>>15588877
Yes, in a full game run then the one before the level in question would simply count. But that's because in a full game run we wouldn't be talking about "the level" since all levels are included. This nomenclature only applies when segmented runs are at issue.
>>15589996
>A "zero A press" run would be able to be completed on a controller with no A button.
This is the end goal. But I think Pannen and the rest of the ABC Crew know that it may be unfeasible in a 120 Star run, and merely try to lower the total as far as possible. Though a 0 Star Any Percent run is now possible on Wii Virtual Console.
The 0.5x A Press nomenclature is only relevant when segmented runs are being discussed. Also, a "Zero A-Hold" run is probably trivially easy. I doubt there are any times when you actually need to hold A. Though I could be wrong.
2a0fc7 No.15590051
>>15590031
> Though a 0 Star Any Percent run is now possible on Wii Virtual Console.
Where's the any% run
f091b6 No.15590285
inb4 some /v/irgins start bitching and crying about speedruns.
f091b6 No.15590299
>>15590285
Never mind. Speed running is cancer now. I forgot how much I wanted to kill these faggot soyboys and trannies.
411643 No.15590301
I do not believe that anyone is legit too stupid to understand the purpose of half-A press notation. It's the same tired old bait to run these threads to the ground with meaningless arguments.
000000 No.15590322
>>15588751
>>mental gymnastics
Dood, you're the one that can't understand out of order exposition
1f5b7e No.15590368
>>15588174
This is fucking stupid and anyone that buys this shit is a fucking moron.
8d9806 No.15590412
>>15589996
technically it should be a 2/3rds A press according to that diagram but it doesn't really matter, they are labeled as 1/2 for the practical reason of accounting for total A presses.
>>15590301
I fully believe people on the internet are silly, but reading your post made me regret writing anything, because you're totally correct. oh well
16521f No.15590450
>>15590299
>inb4 they start bitching and crying
>next post is bitching and crying
0c9cd3 No.15590472
>>15590285
>>15590299
Literally only the "community" is shit.
aa1b11 No.15590475
>>15590450
I forgot how bad it was.
3b4ccd No.15590501
>>15588562
Suck start a shotgun, Henry.
48b314 No.15590516
>>15589920
Technically they have four:
>pressed
>released
>held down
>not held down
0c9cd3 No.15590517
>all this effort put into spawning and precisely glitching more than 20 Bob-ombs into Goombas then locking in midair just to avoid another A press
This fucker is lovable but crazy.
540c69 No.15590604
>>15589997
Wrong, faggot. Digital buttons have two states, pressed and not pressed. A third state can be simulated when the button is held by the length of the hold. It is 1s and 0s in either case. Only two states. Holding just spams 1s at the system and the system may be programmed to interpret that spam in different ways such as; extending the height of a jump, waiting to complete the press function (such as with Mario 64), or whatever else the developer dreams up. There are still only two states to a digital button. Is the button pressed: true or false?
2b78cf No.15590630
okay, but why?
I can understand almost all forms of autism, but this "half an A press" and "avoiding an A press" and compulsively glitching a game to achieve something that isn't remotely new or exciting is fucking beyond me
857248 No.15590725
>>15590630
He got butthurt over getting banned from some speedrunning competition so he decided to do retarded challenges to prove he is better.
e6227b No.15590734
>>15588174
Henryfags btfo. 0 A press run is within our grasp.
3ba880 No.15590748
>>15590604
Input and button states aren't the same thing you dumb faggot. For controls to feel good you want up/pushed/down/released states. While the physical button can only be up or down, logic will depend on the pushed and released states.
857248 No.15590771
>>15590748
Also, 0s and 1s is a shitty way to think about it, a better way of interpreting it is through logic gates (AND, OR, NOT, NAND, NOR, EXOR, EXNOR). If you think about it solely through on-and-off then you are assuming that the button is functioning in the same way as a light switch, which it is clearly not.
540c69 No.15590783
>>15590748
Digital buttons still only have two states. Pressed or not pressed. Programming tricks to get around this do not change this.
>>15590734
>d-do i fit in yet?
How does misapplying this meme so badly keep happening? Henry said you can't have half an A press, not that you can't have 0 A presses. How would a 0 A press run btfo his claim that half A presses do not exist?
3ba880 No.15590796
>>15590783
>button states are 'programming tricks'
e6227b No.15590811
>>15590783
>Henry said you can't have half an A press, not that you can't have 0 A presses.
Duh. Henry is just a punching bag at this point.
>d-do i fit in yet?
Nice projection you try hard faggot. Shitting up the thread with your regurgitated cud about what half a button press is isn't impressive.
3ba880 No.15590824
>>15590808
I already said digital buttons have two states. Button input and button states are not the same thing. Try actually reading posts you illiterate cunt.
8584eb No.15590827
>there are still idiots that don't understand the concept of half A-presses and/or think that merely pretending they don't understand it to fish for replies correcting them makes them look like an "epic troll" instead of actual retards
540c69 No.15590828
>>15590811
>isn't impressive
Redditor with his mind on popularity confirmed.
18b6b1 No.15590829
>>15590808
Technically, it does.
ON, OFF, RE, FE.
ON and OFF are self explanatory.
Then, for one single cycle, you have a Rising Edge (RE) when you press it. It's not counted as ON or OFF in that cycle. Next cycle it will count as ON. When you let go, it goes through a Falling Edge for one cycle, and then OFF the next.
This is fairly important based on how the logic of whatever you're programming works. Using Edges is usually far superior and saves you a lot of time.
You can consider this: Mario jumps on a RE. For about a second, while the button A is held, the ascending force applied to him will remain (and disappear if the button is de-pressed or the 1 second time elapses).
Essentially, what these Autism Lords are trying to do isn't a "Zero A Presses" run, but a "Zero A Rising Edges" run, since the inexistence of a RE precludes the inexistance of an ON and a FE states.
Or is it...? See, here's a trick they'll end up using sooner or later. When all is said and done, when they manage to do it with Zero RE, they'll still need a FE for that Scuttlebug Jamboree. That's when the real Autismal fuckery comes in:
>Press Button
>Turn on Console
>let go button when needed.
Now what? Does that count? Is that an A press? He only let go of the button. He "pressed" it when the console was OFF and the game hadn't begun.
You understand what we're getting at?
This is Elder God tier horror shit.
==THE A PRESS FROM BEYOND=
THE PHANTOM INPUT THAT CAME FROM ANOTHER Q-PLANE OF EXISTENCE
540c69 No.15590831
>>15590824
>n-no that isn't what I m-meant
That there are three (not four) physical states to a digital button doesn't change that there are only two states as far as the actual mechanism is concerned. That is why they are called digital buttons, they deal in 0 and 1. That is also why analog buttons are thing.
>>15590827
>if I ignore all the times the explanation was BTFO they don't exist
e6227b No.15590832
>>15590828
>"I'm stating facts that everyone knows. Look how smart I am!"
Kikebookfag with his mind on attention whoring confirmed.
540c69 No.15590846
>>15590829
>Now what? Does that count? Is that an A press?
Yes, because as far as the console is concerned when it is turned on with the button pressed down it is receiving a spam of 1s indicating that the button is being pressed. When the spam ends by the button being released it is programed to respond to the button no longer being held down spamming 1s. This addresses all your made up nonsense above as well. There are only two states to a digital button. You can program the machine to do different things based on the duration of a press, but that doesn't change what the button is sending to the machine. For example a higher jump in Super Mario Bros. is achieved by holding the button down longer while jumping (to a certain point), but the machine is not registering "this is a hold" like it is a different state. It is just registering that during the period it is programmed for increasing the height of the jump the 1s have not stopped. This could have gone on forever with continuous assent if the programmers had wished it. You could know this by the same logic as the digital d-pad which will continuously move in a direction because it is continually getting 1s indicating that the direction is being pressed down.
12b0e5 No.15590847
>>15590831
>if I ignore all the times the explanation was BTFO they don't exist
Fuck off """""""Henry""""""""""
540c69 No.15590849
>>15590832
>w-we already know t-that
<meanwhile itt retards argue against that very fact
>>15590847
ebin
3ba880 No.15590851
<<15590831
Oh I get it, you're the retard that's been shitting up all the retro console threads recently. No more (you)s for you.
ae29c7 No.15590864
>>15590831
How was the explanation btfo at all, the only argument is that continuing to hold down a press somehow counts as multiple presses which is fucking stupid. We get it you're a contrarian faggot from cuckchan who uses cuckchan memes and pretends to be retarded because it's an ebin troll
540c69 No.15590868
>>15590864
>How was the explanation btfo at all
There is no half state to a digital button press. There is no validation for the half press term due to "segmentation of the run" as is the repeated defense.
>somehow counts as multiple presses which is fucking stupid
<brainlet doesn't understand that the way the machine interprets how he pushes the buttons isn't the same as his physical interaction with the buttons
Not much point in arguing with you.
ae29c7 No.15590876
>>15590868
That's like saying that LED lightbulbs are never "on" because they're actually just turning on and off really fast. The stupid pedantic bullshit you're trying to pull doesn't fucking matter, you're not counting the input the fucking machine is reading you're counting the virtualization of player inputs.
Seriously why are you even here when cuckchan exists and you clearly would fit in better there with other retards
540c69 No.15590891
short num = 0
while (a == TRUE) {
if (num == 0) {
/* button pressed for first time */
jump();
num++;
} else if (num > 0) {
/* button is being held down */
num++;
}
}
if (num > 0) {
/* The button that was held being released. */
altjump();
num = 0;
}
12b0e5 No.15590899
>>15590891
>you're not counting the input the fucking machine is reading you're counting the virtualization of player inputs.
08803e No.15590900
>>15589978
>bot comes online
>spams the same 4 image Packet in 2 dozen threads
Options include:
>ban and go to each one to spoil each image
or
>ban and delete all posts by IP
a01f3d No.15590902
I'm completely lost on this, what's the point of playing Super Mario 64 with the minimum amount of A presses? Did I miss something?
ae29c7 No.15590903
>>15590891
Once again you're posting that like it matters, if it were someone playing on a physical controller would that be better for you? It's like a TAS run if that's your problem then argue about that instead of inane semantics about muh computer inputs not counting as button presses and holds. It's stupid and makes it clear that you're just trying to be a contrarian
12b0e5 No.15590910
>>15590902
>what's the point
Autism
540c69 No.15590920
>>15590899
If we want to be completely anal the physical button is never half pressed either. These runs call a FULLY DEPRESSED button a half press just because it was held from a previous segment. Instead of gracefully accepting that the contrived nomenclature of the runs was wrong and improving it a video damage controlling and doubling down on the term was released and brainless sycophants championed it for memes.
>>15590903
My problem isn't so much with the retarded term half press as with the cancerous memes surrounding it. The hypocrisy displayed pisses me off. In any thread around here such bullshit damage control would be called out, but in this case you fags are too busy fanboying to scrutinize the entire situation.
be07b9 No.15590939
>>15590902
If you do it with 0 A-presses and post proof of it on the internet, a loli will be mailed to your home address.
4c7102 No.15590961
>>15590868
First, the way the machine reads buttons is irrelevant. That's not what being counted here. The idea is that a full press is completed once it's released. You'd press a button in one stage, release it in another, so half of the press would be in one, one would be in another.
Second, look at my post here >>15588892
Every single argument against the notation counts twice the A presses for no real reason.
Third, for the actual notation itself, you could call it "0 presses, 1 hold" or whatever, but why the fuck would you? This notation conveys literally the same thing in a much simpler way. Just like you'd list the exact time in a speedrun because it's much easier at a glance to tell that 5:17:38 is an improvement over 5:17:94, you'd mark something like this because it's much easier to see that 0.5 is an improvement on 1. Or are you too retarded to understand how pressing the A button one fewer times in the full game run is an improvement?
>>15590920
>fully depressed
And when the fuck did that happen? You said "held from a previous segment", so when did the depressing happen? Is it because it's technically a separate segment? Because if so, the whole fucking point is that it's being built up to a full run, the problem being that putting it together is silly now, as BitFS is still unbeatable on N64. And if we're taking the full run, just don't mark it at all, the press happened earlier. You would rather mark it as 1 because WAHHHH.
82bbb6 No.15590963
>>15588589
Maybe once we're at 0 zero a presses
4c7102 No.15590967
>>15590963
>commentated video of several day long run
I'll take it.
540c69 No.15590972
>>15590961
That the button was pressed in one stage and held into another doesn't make it half a press in that next stage just for the sake of the autist doing the run having one less press. It is one press for each of those stages. When they do a full run then they can subtract the extra presses. There is no such thing as half an A press. They were wrong no matter how much you want to buy into the logic.
ae29c7 No.15590992
>>15590920
What hypocrisy are you referring to or what the fuck fanboying are you seeing? Holy shit it's a simple fucking concept that people understand because they've used input devices before unlike you apparently. Look how the concept applies to other things. Take your mouse for example. And your reply box for example
A click will move your cursor to another spot, very useful if you want to say go back and edit a spelling mistake.
A click and hold can do another action, in this case clicking then holding the click allows you to drag your mouse and highlight text.
A double click (two clicks) on a word highlights that word for you.
See how In the first two examples you only "click" once but the act of holding down the click produces two different actions? I really don't understand what you don't get about this. It's such a simple concept and it's like you're being retarded on purpose.
>>15590972
The "half" press is merely a point of talking about singular stages. Obviously there are no "half" presses but you see humans have the ability to understand concepts and the half press is a conceptual one to make it easier to talk about SINGLE stages within an entire run
b3eb25 No.15590997
Will wait for the 2,5 A presses version, preferably with alternate Universes
4c7102 No.15591002
>>15590972
You're arguing against yourself now.
Is one press the full thing, from the press to the release? If so, half of that, the press and the hold that happened in the first stage, could be classified as half an A press.
Or is it just when the player presses it? Because if that's true, then it should only be counted in the first stage. The button was not pressed in the second stage.
aa1b11 No.15591008
>>15590992
If they are focused on single stage outside the context of the run, they shouldn't be able to do shit outside of the stage. Therefore the "half a press" should not be allowed.
8e9cc0 No.15591016
>>15591008
You're misinterpreting, the half A press notation is used when examining single segments of the run, typically single stars. What happens outside of that segment still happens, but for the purpose of the video, any star done in 0.5 A presses begins from a state in which the A button is already pressed down, held from a previous segment. It doesn't add any A presses to the run, but cannot be completed without a preexisting A press.
4c7102 No.15591017
>>15591008
But no one ever said that. They are very clearly not focusing on single stages. Hell, in the video in the fucking OP, they used another stage to place a HOLP to use in this stage, a common strategy across the whole run.
The whole point is not to make segments. The final goal is a full run. The problem is improving a full game run is near impossible once it's been made, and it would be days long. It's a matter of convenience to break them up, but not the final goal whatsover.
ae29c7 No.15591019
>>15591008
They are merely showing stuff that happens earlier in the run. He does this shit earlier and still counts all the A presses. Do you understand the concept that he presses A outside of the stage then just holds it through the loading screen into the level and keeps it held until it achieves it's desired effect? Why would it count as a brand new press if it's just a hold through the loading screen?
540c69 No.15591027
>>15591002
>You're arguing against yourself now.
No I am not.
>Is one press the full thing, from the press to the release?
Sure is.
>If so, half of that, the press and the hold that happened in the first stage, could be classified as half an A press.
No, it is a press. You have the initial press and hold and going into the next stage with the hold a press. The button is being pressed in both cases and doesn't have to be released and repressed in order to be pressed again. Holding the button is pressing it. The whole argument that "it isn't being pressed down a whole seperate time so it isn't a press" is nothing but semantics to benefit the criteria of the attempt to get the least presses possible. Getting the benefit of the A press release action without having another press counted against a segment.
It is basically cheating. Saying that there are less A presses in one segment because you held it from another at the beginning. So you can separate the segments as far as count goes while still getting the benefit of actions of a previous segment.
It is having your cake and eating it too.
ae29c7 No.15591036
>>15591027
Like seriously do you understand that in a full run he would have pressed the button earlier and just have had it held down since the initial press? Please just answer this question because you seem to not get that in a full run he would have pressed the button earlier and simply held it down until this point?
2f1b6e No.15591037
>>15591027
So if the autists at the ABC manage to get it down to a single A press for all 120 stars with that single held down A, would you still call that 120 A presses?
ae29c7 No.15591040
>>15591036
Let me add this before you try to argue. YES it does count as 1 A press but when you are looking at a single level within the entire run you consider it a half press for ease of discussion
4c7102 No.15591044
>>15591027
>Getting the benefit of the A press release action without having another press counted against a segment.
What? It's literally the opposite, you fucking nigger. The whole point is that releasing a button would have a lot of benefit, and they're trying to not use that if it's not necessary. Using only a held press is an improvement over performing a whole new press. The button was never fucking released. That's why 0.5 presses is an improvement over 1.
This also means that Pannen could show the moment from when the button was actually pressed at the beginning of the video, count it as one full press and then you'd have no argument. However, it's much simpler for someone to follow along with one particular stage, as a decent chunk of people have played Mario 64 (won't say everyone, with all the cuckchanners in this thread), but it's easier to understand "this star in this stage" than "Segment 13: this star in stage 9, then this star in stage 6, then this star in stage 4"
aa1b11 No.15591048
Can Mario jump twice with a single A press?
4c7102 No.15591068
>>15591048
I don't think so, not without storing speed in a pedro spot or something, but that's not really a jump, and you don't need to hold A for that, I don't think, so it wouldn't be twice in one press.
What you basically mean is, since typically a jump only happens upon pressing, another would have to be from holding it. There are a few actions you can do with just a hold, mainly swimming slowly, twirling while spinning, slowly falling with the wind cap and little kicks if you press B while falling with no/little forward momentum.
540c69 No.15591076
>>15591036
>i can't read
>>15591037
>i can't read 2: electric boogaloo
ae29c7 No.15591087
>>15591076
You seriously don't seem to understand the concept which is why I'm asking you plainly if you understand the concept of continuity. How many clicks does it take to highlight a sentence anon? Is 2 because somehow my actions earlier don't count?
b3eb25 No.15591090
>>15591027
Imagine this situation:
Mario is running to get a star, in this level he needed to press the A button 5 times. Then, to get the next star, Aussie anon didn't let go the A button but kept pressed and on the next star, because Aussie Anon is a smart Aussie, he needed to press the A button more 3 times. So the total A presses are 5+3=8 if he let go the button between levels he would press A button one more time so it would be 9 presses… Anon just saved 0,1s not pressing the button again! This is the whole point.
USELESS
But aussie anon has a point indeed.
aa1b11 No.15591100
>>15591087
You only need one and a half clicks to highlight a word because you can hold down the second click without releasing.
46410b No.15591117
>>15591087
One click plus some wrist movement
4c7102 No.15591124
>>15591076
I understand your basic point: this is a segmented run, so even if held before, we should consider it as only being pressed upon the start of the stage, in other words, a full press.
But then this would not be reflected in the full game run, the count would be much higher than that. The issue is that these are all segments of the full run, whereas you seem to think the segments have nothing to do with the full run.
ae29c7 No.15591149
>>15591100
Where's the first full click when you highlight a sentence?
>>15591117
Yeah it's a single click
2cbbf6 No.15591161
>>15588174
I swear this fucker is gonna invent quantum jumping or some other bullshit by applying his mario64 theories irl.
ede7f8 No.15591192
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15590630
He's not actually all about ABC runs. He makes all sorts of discoveries about the game. He just loves the game and wants to know all the ins and outs of it. The ABC run is just one extra challenge that happens to somewhat correlate with his overall knowledge of the game. To be sure, though, he does have many videos of discoveries that are not directly related to the ABC run. Frankly, I think his second best video, behind Watch for Rolling Rocks in 0.5x A Presses, is one that has nothing to do with A Presses. Embed related.
>>15590829
That would still count as an A Press. Ideally they will find a way to collect Watch for Rolling Rocks in 0.5x fewer A Presses than they do now, and that video will become outdated. But so far they have not devised a strat that will allow that. What you describe would essentially be a 0.5x A Press full game run, but that's not what the notation is actually for. They still pressed the button. They're not playing semantics here, though plenty of idiots online think they are.
>>15590902
Pannen has literal autism. His other hobby is collecting mechanical pencils and he gives them (mostly feminine) names and personalities. To this day he is too butthurt to ever do another commentated videos because the memes hurt him too much, and he only made that one video everyone memes about because of extreme depression that made him forsake everything else in life to lock himself away for a week straight and focus on his "work."
2f1b6e No.15591220
>>15591161
the phenomena quantum tunneling and quantum entanglement have already been discovered.
>entangle particle A to particle B
>bounce particle A on a barrier until it tunnels through it
>particle B looks like it's bouncing on nothing until it keeps going past where it was bouncing
maybe this is how dotateabag managed to get so high in TTC. his mario was entangled to something that passed a barrier and his mario just shot straight up. :^)
ce67c2 No.15591290
Childhood is making fun of henry, growing up is realizing that Henry was a chad all along. He's been incessantly pummeled and made fun of by countless people, but he owns it and is able to take the joke. Pannen, on the other hand, went into an autistic crisis meltdown because of the people laughing with him.
ede7f8 No.15591298
>>15591290
Henry can be as confident as he wants. He still got BTFO'd harder than anyone else in history.
4c7102 No.15591311
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>>15591290
You need to update your home to the death barrier.
ce67c2 No.15591333
>>15591311
At least my brain doesn't suffer floating point precision errors.
369b4b No.15591376
>>15591298
>BTFO
How's that? He raised a legitimate concern with the term "Half an A-press" which is extremely autistic. Button presses are binary, either they are pressed or they are not. There is no "half" press.
71c479 No.15591377
I like pannen's work and all but is it really necessary to make a thread whenever he posts something?
ce67c2 No.15591394
>>15591377
What if I told you it was only half necessary?
4c7102 No.15591398
>>15591377
If twenty five year old games can get generals every week with people discussing the same two topics with the same arguments, then we can spare a thread for Pannen once every couple months.
ede7f8 No.15591403
>>15591376
He got BTFO'd with a half hour video explaining in depth just how wrong he is. And you're too dumb to understand even with that much explanation.
>>15591377
It's not every single time. But when we actually eliminate A-Presses, then yes.
ee856a No.15591418
>>15591376
>which is extremely autistic
And if you have any hopes of successfully beating Mario 64 in a few A presses as humanly possible you're going to need autism.
e4468b No.15591623
>>15590725
Well…it kinda worked.
e8117b No.15591660
Wake me up when they get past the pole in BitFS.
540c69 No.15591673
>>15591403
>muh damage control double down video with a convoluted nonsensical argument
a83363 No.15591674
>>15591376
Let's see, on one side we have pannen and his explanation in the rolling rocks video:
>0.5 A presses is the terminology we use for convenience's sake when a star requires an A press in a single segment run, but can leech off of a previous A press in a full run
Meanwhile, the other side:
<REEEEEEEE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS HALF AN A PRESS STOP USING WORDS I DO NOT LIKE REEEEEEEEEE
I'm pretty sure it's clear which one of the two is more autistic.
540c69 No.15591677
>>15591674
>we used this made up nonsensical term because the word HOLD isn't in our vocabulary
4c7102 No.15591678
>>15591660
They did, but only on Wii VC.
a83363 No.15591681
>>15591677
The word hold is a nonsensical made up term, just like every other word.
e8117b No.15591686
>>15591678
The Wii VC run is still behind Japanese N64 run in total A press count, though. If they get that number down and still can't get through BitFS, Wii VC could be the only 0 A-press possibility eventually, though.
I'd prefer seeing a 0 A-press run on actual hardware.
e8117b No.15591696
>>15591677
They use the word "hold". The point is that they are counting A-presses. Nobody literally thinks you can half-press a button, and even Pannen doesn't say you can. He says that it is a somewhat tongue-in-cheek term, and used more as a convenience when counting them anyway. It allows you to arrange a run so that 0.5 A press courses are after ones that needed an A press that could be held. Something like 0H for "0 when entered held" would also work, but it's all just nomenclature anyway. The point is that it gets the meaning across to the astute reader, and 0.5 works just fine for that. It's nonsense to get upset about it.
4c7102 No.15591700
>>15591677
>let's use more words to explain the same thing
Yes, and I could call you "attracted to the same sex" or "heterosexually impaired" or I could just call you a faggot and be done with it.
>>15591686
I'm aware of that and it's quite a shame. I'm sure they can get it down to 0 somehow, it's just unknown how. They'd need entirely new strategies to be discovered for Bowser in the Fire Sea, there's nothing there that you could really work with at the current.
540c69 No.15591721
>>15591696
>The point is that they are counting A-presses
Right and so inventing a fraction of an A press because they are incapable of just not fucking counting a hold which isn't pressing the button again is just too difficult. It doesn't matter what holding does or doesn't do. It doesn't matter how they achieved a hold earlier. Presses should ONLY be counted when the button is first pushed in, because that is what it is. The need to describe "hey for this portion we kept holding the button in after it was pressed" is perfectly handled with variations of the word "hold."
>>15591700
>let's make up terms and then when called out on them double down on it, hey no need to worry fans of our run will buy it no problem!
540c69 No.15591736
>>15591721
For fucking example of how this .5 A press shit is retarded even in the context of this run, here is a simple analogy: The button is pressed once (1 press) and held and then later released (.5 press) so now it is up to 1.5 presses, but later still the button is pressed again (2.5 presses), and then finally released again (3 presses.) Even though the button was only actually pushed two times we now have a phantom made up extra button press. That is completely retarded.
6c4cf0 No.15591747
>>15588589
>Make a commentated video again you damn coward
Faggots like you depress him into not making them. Maybe stfu and he will.
61e371 No.15591758
>>15591736
pannenkoek explained it better in the description
in short, a half a-press could either be counted as 1 a-press (if you're doing it on that course alone) or as 0 a-presses (if you're doing it in a whole run, since it can leech off an earlier a-press)
as long as you had to do a course where you pressed the a button prior, then courses with half a-presses don't actually incur anymore presses in the run since you could've just held the button the entire time
since you can either see it as one full a-press or 0 a-presses, the mean of this is .5, or a half a-press
it's autism terminology that only matters to the ABC
6c4cf0 No.15591764
>>15590920
>These runs call a FULLY DEPRESSED button a half press just because it was held from a previous segment.
Actually… a "full press" includes the depress. When you type on your keyboard each letter that shows on your screen got there originating from a "full press" that includes pressing and releasing the switch. You're just one of many fucking retards ITT that don't understand how electricity works, and so you don't understand how a switch works.
One "full press" requires first closing the circuit THEN BREAKING THE CIRCUIT. Thus, one "half press" keeps the circuit closed.
i realize the circuitry for the controllers could be reversed: first breaking the circuit then closing it
239f81 No.15591767
>>15588892
This was so close to being perfect, but the flat clipart crossed red circle ruins it
839882 No.15591816
So here's a question for everyone who thinks .5 x A Presses is a dumb term. If you hold down the A button over the course of the entire game, how many times did you press A during the entire game? Then, how many times did you press A during each of the stages? There's a third question I'll need to ask when you're done responding.
6c4cf0 No.15591823
>>15591816
Don't bother. The niggers don't understand how electrons flow.
The bottom line will always be a full "press" requires both opening and closing the circuit. Period. If you only do one… it's a "half press".
839882 No.15591834
>>15591823
That's not what a half A press is at all, you clearly have no idea what we're talking about. We're not talking about the physical pressing of a button, we're talking about the Platonic act of pressing A, and all the actions that incurs.
4c7102 No.15591836
>>15591816
Here's a graph of what they believe.
839882 No.15591841
>>15591836
Ah, graphs, I should have done that from the start. Graphs always help solve problems.
9be2d9 No.15591843
Did Pannen really become depressed over memes? Stop the press! He might be repressing something. Maybe doing some bench presses would help him express himself better.
6c4cf0 No.15591844
>>15591834
No that's what retarded fucksticks that literally don't understand the physics of what is actually fucking happening want people to think.
You're fucking wrong. I'm technically correct.
THE BEST TYPE OF CORRECT MOTHERFUCKER
839882 No.15591861
>>15591844
So then is this graph correct?
>>15591836
Because if you say yes, then you already understand why .5 x A presses is a necessary term. Because how can you reconcile the fact that sometimes it requires 1 A press but sometimes requires 3? What should be the correct notation? If it's 3, then that ignores the full game, but if it's 1 then it ignores the single segment.
da0ff4 No.15591862
>>15591721
Your inability to accept that press is used for both hold and simply pressing is the only problem here. All this is is a variation of counting and nothing more.
82bbb6 No.15591917
>>15591686
>I'd prefer seeing a 0 A-press run on actual hardware.
i thought TAS requires being on emulator
623563 No.15591921
I un-ironically enjoy when he makes these breakthroughs.
4c7102 No.15591931
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>15591917
One of the TASers verifies Pannen's TASes on consoles. Embed related is an example, he modified the TAS strategy upon discovering exactly what caused crashes on console to make it console-safe. It's possible to play the inputs back to the console through the controller port using a Pi or something similar, it's how they do TASbot on AGDQ as well.
839882 No.15591937
>>15591917
There are ways to put the TAS inputs on an actual console, although given how poorly the N64 runs it's own games I would not be surprised if it doesn't quite work. Interestingly, they've been trying to aim for a console based run, given that they didn't do a Secret Aquarium entry because it crashed the game on console. That having been said, given that the BitFS pole is the only thing between them and an Any%/70 Star run, I'd still like to see the Wii VC run.
>>15591921
I've never really cared about the actual skill of speedrunning so much as finding it fascinating what things you can do to break a game. That's why I personally prefer TAS. High level human play is impressive, but going beyond that is even moreso.
4c7102 No.15591942
>>15591937
Speedruns are mainly just "do the same shit a thousand times until you get it perfect". TASes are like puzzle solving. Hell, most speedruns take strategies directly from TASers.
523249 No.15591963
>>15591736
That's literally not how it works. It only denotes when you start a level holding the button in order to do stuff in the level before any other presses. If you press and hold afterward within the same level it's just 1 A Press.
6c4cf0 No.15591994
>>15591861
>So then is this graph correct?
Yes the graph explains the logic via the segmentation. You can also think of it as the circuitry of an electronic button is a binary operation; one complete press includes both 0 and 1. Therefore one half press would be either just a 0 or a 1.
e8117b No.15592061
>>15591917
Nope. AGDQ does a "TASBot" segment that is occasionally pretty good. All that's necessary is that you can give the console frame-perfect input, and at 60hz that's a 0.016 second window, which is pretty easy to hit. You use a modified controller cable attached to a computer (the popular thing these days is a raspberry pi for portability). Essentially, you just need a way to allow a computer to stream the necessary input to the console with high enough timing precision. This is why TAS on console is hard with the NES Classic and SNES Classic, because they've got occasionally fucked up timings in their emulation.
d17fd9 No.15592335
>>15591686
The Wii is actual hardware.
e8117b No.15592368
>>15592335
But the VC game is running on an emulator on the Wii. Your PC is "actual hardware" too. You know that I mean running on an N64.
ce67c2 No.15592376
>>15592335
Storing my files on the (((cloud))) is no different from storing them locally because my computer is actual hardware. I bet you actually think this, but the analogy needs to be made for any bystanders to see how dumb you are.
d17fd9 No.15592387
>>15592368
My PC wasn't made by Nintendo, so it's not actual hardware. All of Squaresoft's PS1 ports of SNES games are actual hardware too, even if they were mostly done via emulation. If there was an officially licensed PC port of Mario 64, then running it on the PC would be actual hardware, regardless of the PC's hardware.
523249 No.15592404
>>15592387
So long as we're arguing semantics so much in this thread, I'll point out you're not talking about "actual hardware" at all, but just officially licensed hardware and software.
ce67c2 No.15592442
>>15592387
>All of Squaresoft's PS1 ports of SNES games are actual hardware too, even if they were mostly done via emulation
Shows how much you know, they were not emulated. But then tell me this: let's say they were emulated. Wouldn't it not be "real hardware" by your standards, since the playstation was made by Sony, not Nintendo? After all, those games were originally on the SNES (made by nintendo), so to be "original hardware", the emulator (or the machine running it) would need to be coded by NINTENDO.
And how much credit can Nintendo take anyway? They didn't manufacture the CPU or GPU in either the Wii or N64, so they don't really have significant "authority" when coding an emulator for/on either of them. If you truly believe your own shit, shouldn't SGI be responsible for coding an emulator that you can erroneously classified as "real hardware", since their hardware is the backbone of the N64?
On top of that, you're unnecessarily muddying the waters. Even if you stipulate than an "official" emulation carries more weight for speedrunning why would it. nintendo's emulator isn't significantly more accurate than unofficial ones, as evidenced by the differences that cause less A presses to be needed, that's still not the same as an actual N64, obviously. In practice, you need to differentiate the two, which you should know. Different things are possible on it, so you need to call it an EMULATION. It's always going to be a fucking emulation, no matter how official it is. It's an approximation of what a real N64 should do. It will never be real hardware. Pannen would never say shit as dumb as this, neither would Henry for that matter.
e8117b No.15592466
>>15592387
It is actual hardware. It's just not Nintendo hardware.
It really just depends on what you mean by the terms. I mean "not running on any emulated hardware", meaning that the game's machine code is being executed directly on the system's processor, not run through an emulator (being either a dynamic recompiler or a direct interpreter). Virtual Console is not actual hardware by this definition. They are not ports, but literal roms running on an emulator.
A port (like those Squaresoft ones) are different. They are rewritten and/or recompiled to run directly on the target processor.
Maybe you mean "actual hardware" as "running on any machine made by the original company", but nobody else uses this meaning. They usually mean "running on the machine for which it was compiled".
efa5ac No.15592498
>>15589996
>Industry term is press and hold.
>If you use the A button for anything, it's a press.
>So this "zero A press" faggot is actually doing a "zero A hold" run.
>A "zero A press" run would be able to be completed on a controller with no A button.
Except that's exactly what the end goal is, you massive faggot. The end goal, if at all possible, is a SM64 run that could be completed on a controller with no A button. The run isn't at that point yet, so until it is, the short term goal is to minimize the amount of times pressing the A button is required. An "A hold" still requires an "A press" at some previous point during the run. He doesn't call it an "A hold" even though the term is technically accurate because he doesn't give a fuck about holding the damn button, only the initial "A press" required to have been holding it. "Half an A press" is nothing more than a notation that shows the A button has to have been pressed at some point to get the star, but could've been pressed at an earlier point to get a different star.
Why do fucking Henryfags have such a hard time getting their head around this?
523249 No.15592581
>>15592498
>Why do fucking Henryfags have such a hard time getting their head around this?
They're trying to post on the internet with 0.5 brains.
ee856a No.15592582
>>15589996
>and then there's this a-hold!
>>15592498
Hell, even if they were to use the word "hold" instead of press they would still need a means with which to illustrate that the number of holds needed to do two segments in conjunction with each other is not necessarily the same as the total of the holds needed to do them separately. So it doesn't even solve anything, if anything confuses things more as people become more baffled how you can have half a hold.
4c7102 No.15593149
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More Pannenkoek, related to the OP video. He theorized about making a leap onto the clock hand and then onto the thwomp, bypassing a lot of crap that's necessary now. Involved a lot of hacks to simulate ideal RNG conditions, though, and he didn't quite get it right still, but an interesting theory.
4c7102 No.15593526
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>>15593149
Update, he figured it out.
b96e18 No.15593537
>>15593526
>Down to 20 A presses
Is that for 100% completion?
ec9dc1 No.15593546
>>15593537
Yes, any% is already done on wii virtual console
4c7102 No.15593549
>>15593537
Yes. 70-star has 1 A press on N64 and 0 on Wii VC. However, Wii VC has certain other A presses that can be avoided on N64, and Pannen stated that there's no reliable way to TAS Wii VC, that's why he's not making a full run yet.
0e2845 No.15593552
ec9dc1 No.15593554
While I'm here it looks like not a single person has mentioned that pannen uses excel for a lot of pathing and optimisation and is one of the key reasons he uses .5 a press notation since putting '2.5' in a cell is a lot cleaner and more efficient than 'Two a presses and also I held the button before entering'. Though really he could have just had an extra column with a 0-1 state for 'entered with button held' or something like that. Since a held a-press needs to leech off of another a press in a different map 'x.5' makes it a lot easier to visual and plan for though.
ec9dc1 No.15593556
>>15593554
>easier to visual
Easier to visualise
523249 No.15593564
>>15593554
People need to understand that Pannen does this purely for himself, and not for anyone else. He certainly doesn't do it for fame or glory. He hates the attention, and purposely uses a secondary channel so that only more interested people watch his stuff, even though he knows he could be making significant money from his main channel. He purposely doesn't monetize his second channel, or use the first channel which is monetized, because it takes away from the purity of it all. Once it feels like he's doing it for other people, it kills it for him. He's stated many times that if people keep telling him what to do, he's just going to stop doing ABC stuff all together. He merely posts these videos as instructional courtesy for the few people who are truly interested in learning. But he's not about to change a notation that works for him just because some people in an audience that he already only barely puts up with don't like the particular notation that he is comfortable with.
01cb57 No.15595489
>>15588759
Still at it, TJ "Henry"?
da0ff4 No.15595562
>>15593554
>'Two a presses and also I held the button before entering'
Considering that the total count doesn't denote A presses plus being held once but the sum of all the times the button is pressed and held down it's not really a good way to do it.
c63b01 No.15596224
How long in time does the current version of the full low A press take? I know Panned keeps track of what A presses remain and of alternate, faster strats for specific 0x stars, but I'm curious about how long it all would take put together. With crazy waits such as the VC wait on BitFS a full run should take many weeks of game time.
4c7102 No.15596256
>>15596224
It's uncertain, because Pannen has not yet decided which A presses would be used for 0.5 A presses and such. Basically, there's no real route yet, as far as I know.
369b4b No.15598533
>>15598484
so whats happening here… did you just ditch an a-press or what.
eb75a1 No.15598549
>>15598533
He almost did, if you read the description he hacked the game so the RNG on the moving parts is not an issue. He needs to find a way for the hand to go there by itself now.
b82b9a No.15598551
>>15598549
cant he just wait until it gets there?
ec9dc1 No.15598558
>>15598551
In that position he can't do anything but stand perfectly still in order to keep the VS which means no rng manipulation by moving mario, so he basically has no choice but to wait for the thwomp and the hand to algin perfectly, which is going to take a fucking shitload of time to get in game since the hand prefers to always fuck about instead of behave
ede7f8 No.15599614
>>15598558
This. So it's possible, but given the amount of time it would likely take, he hasn't actually done it without cheating yet. Though it's safe to count this as one fewer A Press, executing it would take a very long time. And this is from a guy who has no problem building speed for 12 hours.
Then again, there's that Super Mario 64 DS B-Button (same functions as A-Button on a 64) Count guy who spends 1052 years in order to collect the Red Coins in one level.
174a63 No.15600762
>>15599614
>spends 1052 years in order to collect the Red Coins in one level
how
8115d4 No.15600810
>>15600773
I don't remember that level at all.
wtf
4c7102 No.15600875
>>15600810
It's not in the original 64. 64 DS added several new levels. Small ones, though. Here are pictures of all of them. In order, Sunshine Isles and Block Fort, two small stages with one star each. Then Goomboss Battle, Big Boo Battle and Chief Chilly Challenge, three boss stages that give you keys to unlock the other characters. I don't think there were any more new stages outright, just that the old ones were reworked. All of them have at the very least one new star.
b96e18 No.15600982
>>15600875
The DS version is basically unplayable. The made it so that you have to hold a button to run, instead of analog tilt, and movement is restricted to 8 digital directions, again instead of analog tilt. It's fucking impossible.
4c7102 No.15601013
>>15600982
I played it on 3ds and that made it far easier. Got used to the running quite quickly, too.
523249 No.15601051
>>15600982
I'm already used to holding the run button in all the 2D Marios. It's not ideal that they changed it, but it's certainly still playable.
776201 No.15601082
>pressed
>held
>released
>1 divided by 3 is 0.333 recurring, not 0.5
b96e18 No.15601084
>>15601051
>>15601013
I have years of muscle memory fighting against it. Same shit happened with KSS:U, they swapped the inhale and jump buttons from what the SNES version had, and even against Marx and the True Arena, I was still making mistakes
523249 No.15601099
>>15601082
Yes, but releasing the button does nothing, so it's not counted. He explains this in the video.
b82b9a No.15601151
>>15588174
what i dont understand after all of this is who is TJ henry yoshi? was it some guy he randomly picked out of the comments?
82bbb6 No.15601165
>>15601082
"released" does nothing useful, so it's ignored.
b96e18 No.15601167
>>15601151
>He hasn't watched the original video
82bbb6 No.15601168
>>15601151
>was it some guy he randomly picked out of the comments?
yes
523249 No.15601172
>>15601151
He's the best writer among the idiots who don't understand 0.5x notation. He wrote their argument the most succinctly of any of them. Therefore, he became the target of the harshest internet beatdown in history.
776201 No.15601183
>>15601099 (Checked)
>>15601165
Oh thank Christ, I was worried there for a moment.
ee856a No.15601197
>>15601151
Pretty much, if you take a look at his youtbube channel you can tell he's one of the millions of people out there who tried to become a LPer with little success. Sad thing is even with his meme status his videos don't get much attention.
540c69 No.15601294
>>15601197
too bad he isn't doing a meme run of mario 64 like your hero
523249 No.15601314
>>15601294
Pannen isn't doing it for the memes. He hates the memes. They made him abandon his main channel and actively avoid monetization.
540c69 No.15601341
>>15601314
I didn't say he is doing it for the memes, I said it is a meme run, because that is all it is. Trying to do Mario 64 with the least amount of A presses possible can't be anything else.
523249 No.15601357
>>15601341
Are speedruns also meme runs? This is no more arbitrary than those. He also has videos on runs regarding all the other buttons, but they are relatively trivial, except for No Joystick Allowed, which is far more difficult than an A-Button run, but there are still some stars you can do with it.
4c7102 No.15601391
>>15601341
Are Zelda Swordless and 3 Heart also meme runs? If not, then where do you draw the line? All it is is a self-imposed challenge. What about certain party setups in Final Fantasy, or certain builds in Dark Souls? Nuzlockes in Pokemon? That last one in particular, actually. Memes are things that spread virally amongst people, right, and gain in popularity? Nuzlockes would be more memetic in that case, since every fucking asshole and their mother is doing them, whereas this is ten guys at most, and only one of them has any prominence.
ee856a No.15601394
>>15601294
Funny you say that because he did upload a stream of himself doing a Mario 64 speedrun, trying to embrace the meme he became somewhat.
540c69 No.15601427
>>15601357
>Are speedruns also meme runs?
In a way yes.
>>15601391
Those can be done completely unassisted and are a challenge to the player. That makes them a bit more redeemable than "look guise I'm trying to play without this part of the controller."
523249 No.15601490
>>15601427
Personally I find the interesting part of speedruns to be the different strategies they come up with, not the tens of thousands of times they have to repeat them in order to get the muscle memory and luck required to get a good time. TAS runs are about finding the best and most interesting strategies. Pannen and the rest of the ABC Crew have made some of the best TAS strats of all time.
eb75a1 No.15601553
>>15601490
This, I find both impressive though.
759660 No.15609461
>>15588297
Where do you think you are?
4c7102 No.15611766
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80 minutes of coin cloning later, another A press saved!
It uses the strategy showcased in >>15593149 and >>15593526 , without the hacks.
Also, an interesting observation: 8 of the 20 presses are for castle movement, so if new strategies are found, at least 6 of those could be easily removed (the ones for Wing Mario Over the Rainbow and Rainbow Road might be harder)
755c96 No.15611809
>>15611766
Nice
You either posted a comment under his video or you read the same comment as I did.
b17582 No.15611823
>>15611766
>20 "presses"
>He says there's such a thing as half an "A press"
So what your saying is that he pressed the A button 40 times, not counting the times spent holding the button for entire stages because somehow holding the A button down for 18 hours is the same as tapping the A button for 500ms.
Why am I supposed to be impressed by this?
7a1c0b No.15611858
>>15611823
Kill yourself, TJ “Henry” Yoshi.
e7323d No.15611924
Can someone explain to me how something like a half press exists? I really try to wrap my mind around it, but it makes no sense, and everyone here seems convinced it's a thing. Seems more like a dumb trend than anything else to be honest.
164bef No.15611934
>>15588428
>>15588461
>what are sonyfags and segafags
get the fuck out
>>15588751
>he can't hear the difference between homosexuality and autism
>>15591921
I kind of like that Mario design actually
ec1f1b No.15611940
>>15611924
The logic is that because the A button is pressed and held before entering a level, but not released it only counts as a "half" press, which is retardedly autistic specificity. That's why it became a meme.
a83363 No.15611957
>>15611924
>>15611940
READ THE FUCKING THREAD FAGGOTS, IT'S ALREADY BEEN EXPLAINED 10 FUCKING TIMES
Pannen has a spreadsheet with all stars on it and how many A presses it takes to complete them. 0.5 works well as a notation because you can the sum of all stars' A presses rounded down before adding them to get the amount of A presses in a full run, round them up for the A presses required in segmented runs, and can easily track all stars that have a value greater than 0 to see which ones are not yet viable for a true 0 A press run.
e7323d No.15611964
>>15611940
I see, it's just so weird, because pressing something means pushing down on it and that's it, whatever you afterwards does not matter, you already pressed the object in question.
e7323d No.15611968
>>15611957
Pannen could make a diagram for all I care, I wouldn't take the word of a man who thinks a half-press is a thing. It's just illogical.
4c7102 No.15611987
>>15611964
In Mario 64, there are several functions that can be performed by just holding the button. It's not as useful as pressing it., but has several functions.
>>15611968
It's a full fucking press, nigger. The initial press just happened earlier. If you consider the press to only be the part where you pressed it, then it would be counted as 1 press in the first stage, and 0 presses in the second. It's just a simpler notation as it shows that the A button is still utilized in some fashion, even if it's just held in the second stage and not pressed.
e7323d No.15611990
>>15611987
>even if it's just held in the second stage and not pressed.
He's pressing the button, why not just let go?
efa5ac No.15611994
>>15611964
Ok, I'm going to make this as simple as possible…
To collect the star Watch for Rolling Rocks in Hazy Maze Cave with the fewest A-Presses possible, you need to have the A button held down. You do not need to press it at any point during the level to collect the star, but it has to be held down. So if you are JUST trying to get THAT star and ONLY that star, you have to press the A button one time, because otherwise how the hell is it going to be held down. But if you're trying to do a 100% playthrough of the entire game where you collect all 120 stars, you do not need to press the A button an additional time for that star… You just need to keep it held down after some other star that required pressing it. That is what half an A press means. It means you round up to 1 if you're doing that star and only that star and round down to 0 if you're collecting other stars that actually require pressing the button and not just holding it.
ee856a No.15612004
>>15611940
The video became a meme because of the hilarity of seeing how far someone could go just to avoid pressing a button when playing a game. Most people watching the video realise he knows what he's talking about when he begins to show the extent to which he understands the game. So it's not "hurr half a press that's so stupid lol".
At this point you either get why half a presses are used or you're posting low-tier bait. Or you're retarded, that's also a possibility.
e7323d No.15612005
>>15611994
>you need to have the A button held down. You do not need to press it at any point during the level to collect the star, but it has to be held down.
Then he's pressing the button, he's pushing down on the button, he's pressing it.
efa5ac No.15612010
>>15612005
He has already pressed it. Pressing it down for one second or one hour is still pressing it one time. It does not count as pressing it a second time unless you press, release, and press again.
4c7102 No.15612013
>>15611990
Because it saves an A press, retard.
He pressed it once ten minutes ago and held it out, that's one press. If he let go, it would be two.
>>15612005
So how do you calculate the amount of presses then? Do you count a press every half a second or something? Because if you're going to say "when it's initially pressed", then it's one press.
e7323d No.15612019
>>15612013
>>15612010
But pressing as by definition, is to move or cause to move into a position of contact with something by exerting CONTINUOUS physical force. He's literally still pressing the button.
4c7102 No.15612036
>>15612019
Answer my point then, anon.
How many presses would you calculate, then? How would you count it? Once a second for it being held? Once per frame like the console would?
e7323d No.15612048
>>15612036
The moment he presses down on the button, that's a press, no matter for how long he holds it, that's a press.
efa5ac No.15612051
>>15612019
And if you're doing JUST Watch for Rolling Rocks and ONLY Watch for Rolling Rocks, you have to press the A button one time. ONE time, you must move the button into contact and exert continuous force. It doesn't matter how long you exert that force, you've moved the button one time.
If you are doing the entire game, you just maintain that force for longer. You do not have to move the button an additional time, you just have to maintain the force. Because for that star, the initial press - moving the button - doesn't matter, but holding it in place does.
What is being counted is the button movements. How long it's held in position after that doesn't matter. (Otherwise, as >>15612036 said there would be no reasonable way to keep count)
e7323d No.15612059
>>15612051
I don't even know what you people are arguing anymore, if he's pressing the button and holding, that's a single continuous press, you count it as one, it's still a press, but a single press, I don't care what the game counts this as.
efa5ac No.15612068
>>15612059
>if he's pressing the button and holding, that's a single continuous press, you count it as one,
Exactly.
The Rolling Rocks example requires you to hold the button. If you are doing only that, it requires you to press it one time and hold it. 1 A press. But if you're doing the entire game, there are points that require the actual pressing part and not just holding. So you do one of those which requires a press on its own and you keep the button held down. The Rolling Rocks star does not require any additional presses. 0 Presses for that star (the one before counts for a different star.
Again, that is what half an A press means. It means you round up to 1 if you're doing that star and only that star and round down to 0 if you're collecting other stars that actually require pressing the button and not just holding it.
4c7102 No.15612073
>>15612048
That's literally the point I and others have been trying to make, anon. Here's how it goes.
>enters stage 1
>presses A (A count is at 1)
>holds it
>gets star
>never releases A
>enters stage 2 while still holding A (A count is still at 1)
>gets star
It's simply a notation. He divided the press between the two stars, giving them 0.5 each, so that it would be easier to understand that the game utilizes the holding of A in the second star. Marking it as 0 would imply that it doesn't utilize the A button at all. Like other anons from your position have stated, you could mark it as 0 press 1 hold, but 0.5 makes it easier to keep track of instead of adding another thing to keep track of entirely.
ee856a No.15612079
>>15612059
Anon, this has already been overexplained, we've had both a thread filled with explanations for this as well as a god game video giving a detailed explanation for it. If you aren't baiting at this point you need to realise how dense you come across for still not getting it.
Half A presses are used to explain why the number of A presses needed to do multiple sections of a game aren't necessarily the total of the amount needed to do each sections separately, it's that god damn simple.
e7323d No.15612081
>>15612073
>>15612068
If that's what you people are arguing, call it what it is, don't use Pannen's flawed explanation because it sounds stupid. It's a single continuous press. Just call it what it is. And more people will understand.
ee856a No.15612095
>>15612081
People already understand anon, you're just a fucking retard for still not getting it after all that's been explained to you.
e8117b No.15612096
>>15612081
The point is just that he has to call it something, as he's counting presses through the entire run. Just counting it one doesn't actually describe what's needed, so you can call a 2.5 press segment either 2.5 or "2 presses and a hold" or whatever you like (maybe 2h or something), but pannen uses the .5 notation because it's easiest for him.
910611 No.15612097
>>15612081
It's half a press.
4c7102 No.15612100
>>15612081
If you're too much of a retard to understand a simple notation, there's no fucking way in hell you can understand PU movement, HOLPs, Scuttlebug transportation, speed conservation, cloning or anything of the glitches commonly used in these runs.
e7323d No.15612112
>>15612095
>been explained to you.
More like once you faggots cut all the crap and just admitted to arguing the same thing that I am, I began to understand.
>>15612100
>If you're too much of a retard to understand a simple notation
More like you're all too fucking dumb to explain things properly, someone who knows what they're talking about, will explain in the simplest way possible, but someone who doesn't know shit, but thinks he's so smart, he will need an entire fucking paragraph to explain anything.
7a1c0b No.15612113
>>15612112
No. You were wrong. It’s not our fault you’re too stupid to understand something so fundamentally simple.
efa5ac No.15612118
>>15612112
Half an a press is simple. You're the only one who doesn't seem to get it.
e7323d No.15612120
>>15612113
>>15612118
Then how come you faggots can't explain it as simply as I did? How come I don't need a fucking diagram to explain this shit?
4c7102 No.15612134
>>15612120
A 0.5 A press is an A press held across more than one star. In a single star segment, it would count as one, but in a full game run, it would count as 0.
If that is "too complicated", you're legitimately retarded. My 8 year old sister understands this shit.
e7323d No.15612139
>>15612134
>A 0.5 A press is an A press held across more than one star. In a single star segment, it would count as one, but in a full game run, it would count as 0.
Or you could just say, it's a single continuous press that carries over across several maps. Was that too hard?
ee856a No.15612142
>>15612139
So when writing how many presses are need for each individual map, how do you record the single A press?
4c7102 No.15612149
>>15612142
Once again, this is literally what TJ (((Henry))) Yoshi and his kind believe.
e7323d No.15612154
>>15612142
Simply say "On map X press here, then hold down throughout map Y and Z then let go in map X" is that too hard?
ee856a No.15612167
>>15612154
You're recording how many A presses are needed for each map anon, not writing instructions.
e7323d No.15612175
>>15612167
Recording as in how then? Just fucking state out loud "I AM STILL PRESSING DOWN IN THIS BUTTON CURRENTLY" Jesus christ.
efa5ac No.15612177
>>15612139
>Or you could just say, it's a single continuous press that carries over across several maps. Was that too hard?
You could, but that's a fucking mouthful, especially if you have to say it multiple times throughout a video. Half an a press is quick and to the point.
e7323d No.15612188
>>15612177
>Waaah talking is too hard
Fuck off.
efa5ac No.15612198
>>15612188
>Waaaah, I don't understand half a presses
"""""""""""""""""""""""""Henry""""""""""""""""""""""""" please go
ee856a No.15612207
>>15612175
As in you've got a spreadsheet listing each map and you're recording how many A presses each map needs. Technically a single A press held across two maps would mean each map needs an individual A press but that would be inaccurate for the total presses needed for the whole run.
e8117b No.15612233
>>15612154
Except there is no full run yet, and the map order isn't final. Everything is done on a star-by-star basis for the most part, so you don't even have the other maps. So, how do you reference it when you can't even know which map you came from? Everything you've mentioned so far is insanely verbose compared to ".5".
d4f72e No.15612609
>>15612120
I would talk shit, but I kinda appreciate what you're doing here.
6f9e95 No.15613133
I wish I could commit years of my life toward something like this guy. Yeah, this is autistic, but at least he is passionate about something.
b96e18 No.15613195
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
TTC DOWN TO TWO PRESSES
>One difficulty of this new strat was that it requires the rotating hand to rotate counterclockwise about 114 degrees. This is very abnormal behavior for the hand, as its behavior in code has it favor rotating clockwise. Thus, I wrote a program to simulate TTC and find the next time the hand would perform this feat. It usually took the hand somewhere between 10 and 40 days before it did it. However, I then wrote a program to simulate making dust on various frames, and to look ahead in each of these cases to see how long it would be until the hand did what we wanted. This method found dozens of quick solutions (some of which were too fast to be usable, since I wouldn't have enough time to build up speed). Thus, I chose the fastest one that left enough time for speed building, and proceeded with that one. If you're curious, here were the results of my program after running it for ~20 hours: https://pastebin.com/raw/CrJZZVpn. This shows what frames to make dust on, and what frame the hand would start its 114 degree counterclockwise movement after such dust.
05f614 No.15613332
I am stone sober - rarely drink, don't smoke.
I am watching this video and tripping the fuck out thinking of it on a galactic scale. In this entire universe, this shit is happening. Of course I was speechless at the video which made him a God, but for some reason the frame I'm in right now is just making me trip the fuck out on this. It's incredible.
c40bf4 No.15613353
>>15601324
>Make a channel called SuperPannenkoek2012
>Put commentated videos on that channel
>Reclaim main channel
>???
>Profit
9f1e6f No.15613650
>>15613353
The issue is that he doesn't want to get meme'd on, that's how he perceives the memes about the "half a press" videos. Making another channel wouldn't stop the memes.
f50414 No.15614930
>>15600982
Nigger I hate this damn complaint, 100%'d the game and never felt any pain from doing any of the actions, the only time it's KIND OF awkward is when swinging bowser, but that's what the ds stick is for and even if you go full d-pad they made it way faster to swing at top frequency.
000000 No.15615151
>>15613195
Imagine if the dust RNG manipulation didn't work so well and the run became "wait for 10 days for the clock hand to get in position".
It would be the craziest speedrun in history.
540c69 No.15615191
>no! anyone who doesn't understand our flawed terminology is retarded!
If it wasn't for people shitting on the half press meme these threads would have no content. I am going to keep that in mind in the future and refrain from posting in them.
9367ac No.15615929
48b314 No.15617108
>>15615191
If you really meant that you wouldn't have made that post, idiot.
5868a5 No.15617533
Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Somewhere, an orange yoshi is masturbating to this new video where Pannenkoek gAy presses a lot.
19bdc8 No.15618012
Fucking autistic bullshit. Maybe you faggots should half a press muh dick
2c2424 No.15618182
>300 replies
Why people care about this shit
9f1e6f No.15618307
>>15618182
Because anons can smug post over some folks because don't get pannen means holding down the button when he says "half press". Once they find out what "half press" means just becomes an endless argument whether or not pannen is an inarticulate autist or you're just a retard for not getting in the first place.
ab357f No.15618327
>>15618182
You have to understand the history of the game. It was made when true 3D hardware and 3D game design was still in its infancy and Nintendos game budgets were still unmatched so as a result they worked in a very skunkworks fashion during this time in their history. Its a game with a big budget but made with what was essentially experimental tools. Keep in mind this was the case with ALL 3D games of this era but SM64 is a popular game by a big budget dev so more autists are drawn to it and its fun poking around this shit finding the little cracks in the software.
4c7102 No.15618332
>>15618327
>in an alternate universe, a Waffleman1998 is doing a 0 X press run of Croc
ab357f No.15618338
>>15618332
Wasn't Croc released for PC? It would probably be piss easy to poke around in there anyways and reverse engineer it
a9da52 No.15618420
>tfw pannencuckek is eternally shittershattered over his fame
>tfw (((Henry))) turned out to be triggered by anime tiddy
There are no heroes left in man
9f1e6f No.15618441
>>15618420
>tfw (((Henry))) turned out to be triggered by anime tiddy
Which tiddy did he get pissed about? The recent Senran Kagura shitstorm? Goblins? My tumblr academia?
a9da52 No.15618447
>>15618441
None of the above. He went on a tirade over >>15611858. Gimme a bit to find the screenshots.
a9da52 No.15618450
File: 22f311998855319⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 73.33 KB, 1187x500, 1187:500, TJ (((Henry))) Yoshi gets ….jpg)

>>15618441
>>15618447
Found it. Say what you will about the Koopahime fad, but this is just pathetic.
a9da52 No.15618454
>>15618450
>forgot to sage
>forgot to unclick spoiler
hahaha i'm gay
4c92d0 No.15618463
>>15618332
And in that universe Croc would be a Yoshi super FX game for the SNES.
9f1e6f No.15618468
>>15618450
I guess he has something in common with pannen. Getting butt hurt over something about them that's clearly made with endearment for them.
4c7102 No.15618482
>>15618450
What does he think of pic related >>15591311 , then?
Someone send it to him.
0ca0d8 No.15618754
>>15600982
>The DS version is basically unplayable.
I've 100%'d 64 DS twice. It takes getting used to using a D-pad for 3D movement, but it plays decently for the controls the DS offers.
>They made it so that you have to hold a button to run
Like the 2D Mario games?
>movement is restricted to 8 digital directions, again instead of analog tilt
I've never had to use the touch screen, but they used that to compensate for the lack of an analog stick if a player needs more directional control.
>It's fucking impossible.
git gud
759660 No.15623486