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Microtransactions as an echo fighter of DLC.

Fuck you OP, that thread title made me think I missed an actual Direct announcement and made me check. It does seem likely though, I hope there's another Smash direct soon, or even just a livestreamed character reveal like Lucina and Robin were if I remember right.

Steve in smash bros seriously wouldnt be as bad as you guys are making it out to be.

If you dont like him just dont play as him thats all.

>>15543284

>Steve in smash bros seriously wouldnt be as bad as you guys are making it out to be.

It would be ten times worse.

Reminder that this is the cancer you are inviting to Smash by adding Steve.

smash is for subhumans

>>15543331

And I do admit that it would probably be funny to see the drama that Steve causes, but I legitimately like Smash and it would be pretty upsetting to see this sort of thing happen.

>>15543322

>he wants pearl

>over the goddess marina

>>15543334

That's already happened to zoomer filth through K.rool.

>>15543289

Smash had that shit since day 1.

>Kirby

>>15543340

Yeah, in a hypothetical universe where I could see every possible timeline, I'd love to see reactions to the likes of Steve, Sans, and Freddy Fazbear being in Smash, but obviously I want them nowhere near the real Smash.

>>15543183

>rosalina is not on 9 and above

>>15543355

>liking that goblin

Pearl really a shit. Marina is perfect. I fucking hate that grin pearl has with that fucking center fang that makes me wanna strangle her when i see it. short stack is a shit body type too

>>15543360

>nigger

>perfect

At being imperfect.

>>15543402

She is the sexiest out of the 4 inkopolis tv hosts. Crazy hot.

>>15543402

I'd take the delicious brown over the fivehead any day.

Too bad they probably smell horrible because they're sea creatures and their idea of what smells good is probably really disgusting to us

>>15543407

Only legitimate children who haven't been granted to the internet outside of Minecraft and maybe Miiverse probably don't know of him, but they're not normalfags at all, they're just naive kids.

>>15543334

Isabelle pissed plenty of normalfags off, mostly because LITERALLY WHO PLAYS ANIMAL CROSSING EKS DEE. You know, the same people that think Metroid is a well-selling series that Nintendo neglects simply because they're idiots, and that think that Animal Crossing is some shitty niche like Pikmin.

>>15543355

She's short but she isn't stacked.You're just a midget fucker. Sorry.

>>15543435

Check any reaction to Isabelle, all of them say "who the fuck wanted Isabelle, what is this shit, who cares about Animal Crossing".

>>15543434

>being so much of a manlet that 5'10" is too tall

Look at this faggot and laugh.

>>15543439

If it wasn't Isabelle, who would it be? No one in the world likes nook.

>>15543440

>Any of the FE faggots being outside of smallest dick category where their low T asses belong

>>15543444

You missed the last part.

>"who the fuck wanted Animal Crossing".

Mostly everyone saw Villager as a joke character, a one off for the series. Again, most of the supposed "gaming" community regards AC as some niche series.

>>15543443

Any woman over 5'6 is garbage, which in marina's case is spraying gasoline onto a trash fire.

<Still trying to justify getting a boner to a nigger

>>15543451

Reminds me of how people say arms flopped when it outsold kirby and xenoblade. New leaf hit around 11 million if I remember right, which is close to more than all of metroid has sold.

>>15543458

>trying to justify his manlet-ness

>not getting a boner over the delicious brown big tittied waifu

>Sheik is on the chart

DID she get a dick in the transformation?

>>15543466

How in the name of God did prime 2 fail to crack 1 million when it was riding high off the success of the original? That's nice turnaround for Tropical Freeze as well, it's been less than six months.

>>15543481

<Being such a low testosterone nu-male that he's given up on fucking actual waifus and is guzzling the diversity

<Can't handle the fact that marina has no personality outside of being a nigger

<Garbage waifu is the record holder for most splatfests lost in a row, even when she gets the logical choice

>>15543488 (heil'd)

If you ask the fujoshits, yes. Last thread had some sperg rationalize Ultimate's shiek is an actual man filling in for zelda.

>>15543494

>he doesn't want to shoot his white ink into marina's fertile womb

>>15543466

where are you getting these numbers from? vgchartz agrees for prime 1 and prime trilogy but prime 2 sold over twice what this shows and prime 3 also sold more according to them.

http://www.vgchartz.com/gamedb/games.php?name=metroid

>>15543438

roland

>>15543510

Okay, this is epic.

>>15543345

>>15543322

Marina is a love goddess for sure but it would just be a shame not to see the tiny Pearl's arrogance in action. You know she'd just have a glorious dangerously relentless play style.

>>15543434

How can you live with yourself? Don't peddle secondary lies, Marina loves Pearl to death in the NoA version too.

>>15543488

OwO

>>15543667

That would be cool. But I never really see her score very high in those popularity charts which has so far been a pretty good indicator.

>>15543667

Ive said it before and I will say it again: Raymoo needs to be in Smash purely just for the asshurt it will create

>2hu haters mad because 2hu got in

>2hu fans mad because their series getting further exposed to normalfags

>clueless normalfags mad because some random girl from an anime they've never heard of got in instead of Goku

>>15543438

roll

>>15543899

Nice, the jewess is mine.

>>15543450

>Increase in muscle mass via actual training and not steroids leads to big dick.

No, I don't think so.

>>15543438

ok

>>15543951

I wish it was that easy though.

>>15543322

her forehead is too exposed

>>15543667

Has there ever been a 2hu game on a Nu-tendo system though?

I'd bank more on Cave Story.

>>15543289

I lowkey want Steve to be in just so that I can see the collective Nintendrone + streamer asshurt that would be generated from having to associate themselves with kiddie shit even moreso than they already do. I know they're not going to put Sans Undertale in because it would be just too obvious a joke to the Nintendrones and too unlikely to attract kids.

>>15543870

>>2hu fans mad because their series getting further exposed to normalfags

again, the american fanbase already has tumblr inm it, how can it get worse?

>>15544046

>Has there ever been a 2hu game on a Nu-tendo system though?

Fangames have been on the switch. Yes, fangames are being sold.

my predictions for next direct:

>incineroar

>ken and shadow echoes

>finishes direct with Geno

Friendly reminder we have 4 newcomers left according to the main website. We have currently 68 , it will go up to 72

Is it wrong to want Decidueye over Inceneroar because I like the idea of Decidueye's moveset pinninf shadows and high priority aerial dance game? If so then I don't want to be right. I'd be okay with Inceneroar too, but I really really like a good grass starter to complete the circle. Personally I'd go with Eevee as a playable character but Eevee confirmed Pokéball.

And Rex and Pyra/Mythra wouldn't be semiclones. They'd have a completely different moveset from Shulk because two characters passing the Aegis to attack with.

>>15543440

Female Corn is a futa with a bigger digk than Marth.

>>15543488

It's OoT Shiek so yes.

Pretty sure lil mac and richter should be higher by 1 tier each

my cock is 23cm, how much is that in inches?

>>15544094

is anyone actually excited for incineroar or is that just who they expect to happen? as cool as geno would be, that would be kind of a weak followup to the last 2 directs.

i dont think they would save their weakest hand for last, would they?

>>15543466

There is no need to make the bars 3d

>>15543581

Nice meme.

>>15543263

>Then again, usually around the middle of the whole shebang is when they start announcing the oddballs.

Vince the art teacher, old guy from the Art Academy series, anyone?

>>15543440

>Has dragon blood

>Can turn parts of their body into dragon forms

Is it only bigger than Marth since it's a dragon dick?

>>15543348

>zoomer

>>>/cuckchan/

>>15544188

>>15544247

>>15544209

>Mewtwo from Red and Blue had a baby with Mew that birthed Mewtwo in X and Y (because for some reason Mew cannot make more mew).

>Mewtwo has always been female but chooses telepathy voice because it is the most powerful and intimidating.

<Mewtwo and Mew are in the no egg group not because they cannot breed, but because they know Pokémon daycare is the biggest empire of degenerate Wailord on Skitty porn videos in the world and don't want to be apart of that shit.

DEEPEST LORE

>>15544234

>>15544140

I'm sure that's what Marth tells himself every time Corn bullies him with her 7 inch cock.

Futa's gay as shit but I find this funny for some reason.

>>15544287

Pokemon eggs are a total scam anyways. Am I really supposed to believe that every single breedable pokemon can lay eggs?

>>15543450

I'm severely underweight and i have an almost 7 inch dick, it might be a little over 7 i never checked. Having a huge dong is genetic.

>>15543438

ROLLIN'

>>15543499

>wanting to fuck a nigger

Hey faggot, this isn't the bestiality board.

>>15543438

okay

>>15544344

this. Dixie would be a great addition

>ranged grab a la olimar's pikmin grab with kiddy kong

>animal buddies/rhino with side B, can hop out of rhino and rhino goes on. Could also be the elephant and shoot water if you press B while riding it

>barrel toss with B, slides on ground for setups, mixups, hopping over it, can even throw it differently like dedede's gordos so it, hold it with her hair then throw, bounces up and down, slides fast, slides slow, up throw, etc

>Snake spring upB, after lifting off, you can glide with the hair. Gliding with her hair is also passive out of jump or mid air jump if you hold X/Y/jump button for combos/aerials/recovery option

>down B is spider. comes out like Duck hunt summons his down B and it throws a spider web. This special could also be that as well as the elephant that shoots water and they can have a rotation.

>Dixie is a speedy setup and combo/mixup character that causes pressure with her specials then follows in with her normals

>>15544389

But anon, how will she use her ponytail for air recovery? Do you just hold down A after any air attack?

>>15544446

you're not very bright

all her A moves are her own.

>>15544408

>Post SFV image.

Found the nigger.

>>15544452

Who cares about A moves? Everyone has "their own A moves", they're like punches and kicks in Street Fighter. I'm talking about special moves you dunce. It is the height of uncreativity to just make all her special moves "she pulls out a creature who does a thing". Can't you at least give her the bubblegum popgun she has in Tropical Freeze? Maybe for her down+B she leaves sticky wads of gum on the floor which causes players to stick to the ground.

>>15543301

Medusa is probably a boss fight

>>15544479

>Maybe for her down+B she leaves sticky wads of gum on the floor which causes players to stick to the ground.

I think that attack would work better as her standard B, but would the gum basically work like the honey in the DKC2 hive levels?

>>15544500

That is incorrect and we are getting Orcos as the boss fight instead.

>>15544511

>I think that attack would work better as her standard B, but would the gum basically work like the honey in the DKC2 hive levels?

Neutral B is usually a direct attack move, down B is a utility move. So it'd be the same way Diddy leaves bananas everywhere with his down+B.

>>15544536

Nah, I say Tetra all the way. She could briefly transform for a final smash with light arrow but honestly I want the full Tetra moveset. Could be a great way to add items Link couldn't fit normally like Bombchu for down B and Seed Pistol w Ember Seed (based on Seed Shooter from Oracle of Ages) with neutral B. Seed pistol you can hold B and aim in 360 degrees. Seeds will ricochet off of floors, shields, and walls. The more they ricochet, the stronger the final impact upon hit. Side B can be the Grappling Hook which is a tether recovery and a projectile catcher. You can also steal other items players are holding in hand. And if the item thrown is useable Tetra can snatch and use it back. At a blank for Up-B. I want to bring in Gale Seed + Sail Cloth. Enemies caught in the whirlwind on the ground will be hit like Hyrule 64's tornadoes and launched vertically. In mid-air votexes are brief, but have a meteor smash effect as Tetra shoots the seed in her sail cloth to recover.

>>15544635

>Using two pics in a single thread is avatarfagging

Jesus.

>>15544636

Sheik has a full moveset different from Zelda's, though.

>>15544656

>Using two pics completely unrelated to the thread or even your post is avatarfagging

Yeah it kind of is

>>15544667

>Intentionally misrepresenting what I said and then having to dig into your old halfchan reaction image folder so you can't get further accused with a third phoenix wright image

Good job, you're on your way to being a shitposter

>>15544684

>fighting games

Gee I wonder what fucking fighting games the 64 could have, no one in third thread could name a certain fighting series that started there. There's also Killer Instinct Gold and Rakuga Kids.

>racing games

Ridge Racer 64, Beetle Adventure Racing, Diddy Kong Racing, Mario Kart 64, F-Zero X

>RPGs

The only valid complaint here, but even here you've got Harvest Moon 64 and Paper Mario, and maybe you could consider the Pokemon Stadiums since they're basically just Expansions to the GB games.

>action games

That's always been a vague genre, but I'll indulge and say Mischief Makers, Sin & Punishment, Bangai-o, the Bomberman games.

>shooters

Are you fucking retarded? Were your parents related? The N64 was the home console that popularized console FPS games. Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, the Turok series, Jet Force Gemini, Doom 64.

>puzzle games

Tetris 64, Tetrisphere, Dr. Mario 64, Wetrix

The N64 had just under 400 games with plenty of big titles to it. Saying the whole system is garbage is retarded since there are a hell of a lot of system with much smaller and weaker libraries that no one would call garbage, like the Dreamcast or Saturn. Again, you're a retard who has no idea what he's talking about and just wants to look 2intelligent4u and contrarian.

>>15544693

Phoenix Wright will never be in Smash, sorry anon.

>>15544731

I want a Wetrix stage in smash.

If Smash were to have Crash and Spyro as DLC under Activision's condition that a Call of Duty item or stage is added as well, would you still want Crash and Spyro to show up?

>>15544776

No.

>>15544776

If I let single characters or stages that I don't like keep me from playing Smash, I would have never touched the series. However, I would not buy Crash and Spyro simply because they're DLC and I don't support that.

>>15544731

>Fighting games

>Gee I wonder what fucking fighting games the 64 could have, no one in third thread could name a certain fighting series that started there. There's also Killer Instinct Gold and Rakuga Kids.

Wow, three whole games - Smash (a non traditional fighter), an inferior console port of KI2, and a shitty crayola sketch fighting game that wasn't even released in America. Meanwhile PSX had Tekken, Soul Edge, Bushido Blade, the Street Fighter Alpha series, the Marvel vs. Capcom series, Battle Arena Toshinden, Bloody Roar, Tobal No. 2, Rival Schools, Dead or Alive, and the superior ports of Mortal Kombat. You lost this one, try again faggot.

>Racing games

>Ridge Racer 64, Beetle Adventure Racing, Diddy Kong Racing, Mario Kart 64, F-Zero X

Three games published by Nintendo themselves, most of which were shit. Again, PSX trounces the N64 in this regard, they were actually criticized for having way too many racing games. They had the Wipeout series, Gran Turismo series, Crash Team Racing, the original Ridge Racers, Speed Punks, Jet Moto, Destruction Derby 2, the Driver series, Twisted Metal series, Vigilante 8, and like a billion Formula One and Nascar games. That's two genres you lost, shall we go for three?

>RPGs

>Harvest Moon 64 and Paper Mario, and maybe you could consider the Pokemon Stadiums

lol

That's all I have to say on that one. Three lost for you. Next.

>action games

Metal Gear Solid, Tomb Raider series, Dino Crisis, Syphon Filter, Castlevania, Tomba, Klonoa, Megaman X4 through X6, Megaman Legends, Armored Core, Misadventures of Tron Bonne. That's four you lost.

>shooters

>Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, the Turok series, Jet Force Gemini, Doom 64.

Man Rareware really had their work cut out for them didn't they? Must've been tough carrying a system nearly all by themselves. Anyways, Duke Nukem, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, Final Doom, Quake series, MDK, Die Hard Trilogy, Point Blank series, arcade shooters like Gradius and Einhander, Galaxy Wars, Rise of the Triad, Jumping Flash. Five you lost now.

>puzzle games

Puzzle Fighter, Intelligent Qube, the superior ports of multiplatform games like Bust A Move and the Tetris series.

let's toss in

>Horror games

Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Clock Tower, Parasite Eve, Alone in the Dark. PSX pioneered horror games and N64 got a couple of shitty Resident Evil ports so good for you.

So we can conclude that you are seven times a loser, as to be expected from an N64 tardbaby.

>>15544776

They could just add one of the more family friendly items and it'd be semi-excusable. Then again, Inkling with a REAL gun

>>15544857

Something from Zombies like a Monkey Bomb or Ray Gun

>>15544776

Why would they do this? Crash and Spyro would honestly be enough. I doubt they'd twist Sakurai's arm to force him to put a COD stage or character in the game, he'd never go along with it unless he could do it in a supremely novel way. COD isn't known for either its settings or characters, it's only known for its multiplayer.

Anyways I'd love Crash and Spyro, it'd be particularly cool if they were revealed in the same trailer together.

>>15543183

Why do homosexuals always want shit tier characters no cunt cares for?

>>15544871

Activision might want to see if Switch owners care about CoD. They might use a CoD stage or item to promote MW4 on Switch (even if it's a half-assed port with no battle royale or campaign) or something.

I hate the wait between reveals. Even if the next reveal is Incineroar or Steve or anyone else that I either don’t care about or don’t want in the game, I’d take it simply because it’s new fucking info about the game.

People seem to think we already know everything, but we don’t. We don’t know how online’s gonna work, we don’t know what the fuck Spirits Mode is, we don’t know what modes are returning, I don’t think we even know how fucking Gamecube controllers are going to work. And that’s on top of the potential 5 more stages and whoever the remaining newcomers are.

I’m worried about how they’re going to talk about all of this shit in one Direct that will likely be under thirty minutes.

>>15544776

I never wanted Crash and Spyro in the first place.

>>15544901

They basically need to spread it out because they don't get as many new characters in anymore. Remember, the Brawl reveal featured Pit, Meta Knight, Wario and Snake, all in the first showcase.

I didn't see anyone post this yet, might have missed it, but there's Tomodachi Life music in Smash now.

>>15544918

What the hell else is there from Ubisoft, really? The only characters I've seen thrown around aside for Rayman are the Rabbids. I doubt an Ass Creed character would make it.

>>15544918

See, people seem to think either Rayman or the Rabbids will be in Smash, and it won’t be both. I disagree. Rabbid will be revealed as a character, and in the gameplay Rayman will be shown, implying he’s an assist trophy, then it’ll immediately switch back to a CGI cutscene and Rayman will be revealed to be playable.

Sakurai probably knows people both like Rayman and hate the Rabbids, and thus would likely think it’d be funny to do something like that.

>>15544915

But there was already Tomodachi Life music in the 3DS smash, anon. A stage, even. Which is also in Ultimate now.

>>15544933

>Sakurai probably knows people both like Rayman and hate the Rabbids, and thus would likely think it’d be funny to do something like that.

But anon, if they take the time to actually make them BOTH playable, then it's no longer just a joke.

>>15544941

Sakurai would probably think people wouldn’t care if the Rabbids were playable if Rayman was also playable.

Whether he’s correct or not depends on you, anyways. Personally any character in my eyes is a worthwhile addition to the game as long as it’s not from a franchise that’s overrepresented.

>>15544954

People wouldn't care if Rabbids were NOT playable if Rayman was playable. Sakurai knows that people like Rayman way more and doesn't care if Ubisoft wants Rabbids (Ubisoft themselves want Rayman). That would be like adding Ghostly Adventures Pac-Man.

>>15544656

Yes Shiek does, but if we have to compromise on Toon Zelda and Tetra without the transformation then I choose Tetra. Sakurai would fuck up and make Toon Zelda would be an inferior Zelda just as Toon Link was an inferior Young Link at the time.

>>15544426

Would work similar to Peach's float.

>>15544446

It's to be more representative of DKC and what the Kongs actually do in those games as opposed to random moves based on personality quirks or slight connection. Also they're specials, that's the point. In that logic, Paper Mario shouldn't have his partners in his moveset. But her regular attacks would instead all directly involve her.

>>15544893

Banned or not, he raises excellent points. Furthermore, the other guy abandoned his original stance of saying that banjo and kazooie deserve to be in smash immediately when confronted. He was either lying to himself or trying to stir shit up, and in either case the furfag bait doesn't belong in smash by any metric.

<last game was universally panned, even by rarecucks

<Tooie received mixed reviews, only considered ok because dk64 is an even larger pile of shit

<BK didn't bring anything new to the genre in an over-saturated market, and rarecucks only praise it because it's not a mario game.

If microsoft won't give these characters attention, why in the name of God should nintendo?

>>15545053

what's wrong with banjo tooie?

I enjoyed both banjo kazooie and banjo tooie.

>>15545117

Too spread out and too many areas to go through, where as kazooie was more restrained and concise.

>>15545134

>too spread out

ok, sure. I can see that

>too many areas

what's wrong with more content? you can have both quality and quantity.

>>15545130

There's 4 slots for newcomers left

Incineroar is one

Square Enix Rep is another

you have 2 more, and one of them is likely Issac

>>15544893

>Why are you trying so hard to shit on an anon just so you can go to bed smug that you epic nae nae'd him by calling him a fucking N64 tardbaby? There's a ton of games you listed that aren't even good, they're just simply part of the specific genre, like unironically listing Nascar and X6. Quality over quantity will always win, and I don't understand what's wrong about a small handful of companies developing quality games over literally everyone shitting something out on a system selling like hotcakes.

N64 had neither quality or quantity, PSX had both, which was my whole fucking point. N64 was a shitty system top to bottom. The fact that you take issue with one or two games in the dozens I listed isn't really my problem. The Banjo faggot wanted to step up in the console war shit and he lost, just like the N64 did, ending in a far second place of that generation RIP Saturn.

>>15545244

>rip Saturn

People wanna talk about non-vidja characters in Smash, where the fuck is Segata in Smash?

>>15544853

>Suddenly shifts the goalpost from "The N64 was shit and no games!" to "The PS1 did it better!"

Fucking lel, did no one tell you the console wars ended over 20 years ago gramps? Get fucking both. The games on the PS1 don't invalidate the games on the 64, especially when the 64 had a lot of exclusives. If you hate a Nintendo console so much why are you in a thread about a Nintendo crossover game anyways?

>Wow, three whole games

I can't believe you missed the point of my post this hard. What you want me to get you the whole fucking catalog of N64 games? Read a book nigger.

>Three games published by Nintendo themselves, most of which were shit

Looking at just the three Nintendo games I listed, you would be calling 2 of which shit. Who the fuck thinks Diddy Kong Racing, Mario Kart 64, and/or F-Zero X are bad ga-

>>15545257

>I enjoyed Nuts & Bolts

Haha OK nevermind, I didn't realize I was arguing with a short bus rider, my bad. Carry on kid.

>>15545325

It's not the fact that you like Nuts and Bolts that's bad. It's the fact that you have such abysmally bad taste (and you're proud about that) that's hilarious.

>>15544776

There is somthing funny about that.

Activision doesn't own crash or spyro.

They just publish them.

Universal studios or it's parent company COMCAST does

The same company that is putting nintendo shit in their theme parks, and making a fucking mario movie from the animation studio that created minions illumination

Comcast also owns dreamworks llc

shrek has a chance

>>15545383

shrek doesn't have a chance he's dead sorry.

>Left to bake a pizza.

>Come back to 1998 console wars.

…Okay. I'm apathetic if Banjo-Kazooie gets in. But the bad blood between Myamoto and Rare still kinda makes it impossible. I know old Rare left a long time ago, but Myamoto doesn't want to give the people of old Rare more fame on Nintendo.

<But Sakurai isn't Miyamoto.

Sakurai is Sora, which is separate from Nintendo. Outside of Kirby and Smash Bros. he has very little political power within Nintendo itself. Banjo-Kazooie would be neat, but unless it's a post Myamoto Nintendo I can't see it.

>>15545418

Viridi is deconfirmed since she's part of the Reset Bomb Forest stage, but Medusa's VA has sort of hinted at her being an echo fighter for Palutena

>>15545423

Post-Miyamoto Nintendo will be delicious, especially if we can meme the stand-in president back in. You know, the guy who had some sort of responsibility for all those nice asses at least I think, unless it was pure coincidence goyim

>>15545435

He'd die before Miyamoto would. He's in his late seventies now.

>>15545427

Medusa as echo would make sense but would be depressing. She'd have the potential to have her own moveset.

>>15545427

Medusa would be a strange choice. After Pit, Palutena and Nigger Pit, the two biggest characters are certainly Hades and Viridi. Sure, Medusa was important at the beginning, but the moment Hades showed up, no one cared anymore.

>>15545418

>>15545427

Here's the smashboardfag's claim that cree summers is smoke signalling him to get around the monolithic NDA: imgu com/a/pd7tAVn

There are claims that Shulk's VA did the same thing for sm4sh, but I honestly can't remember that happening. She's the final nes villain and meets the sakurai bias criteria, so I see no reason at all for her to be absent whether as a starting character or dlc add on.

>>15545337

Liking a 6/10 game no one asked for doesn't invalidate any of his points, and you've failed to rationalize why the poster child of the rarecult deserves a place in smash. What meaningful history did banjo have with nintendo aside from being the big 1998 title?

>>15545502

Well, in the NES game, she was the Big Dick G final boss, so it makes sense.

>>15545502

Medusa technically counts as an NES rep too, even if she was brushed aside in KI:U she still has seniority over the rest of the Uprising cast

>>15545531

>>15545532

I'm aware of that, but I doubt that they'd give preference to the NES game over Uprising. If I had to guess, there's also probably more demand for Hades or Viridi over Medusa as well. Medusa doesn't strike me as a likely NES rep, especially since her design will most likely be based on Uprising anyway.

>>15545435

To be fair, we can still have the juicy assets with the new president. We just gotta do some research.

>>15543438

Okay, this is epic

>>15545403

If that's the case, how the fuck did K. Rool make it in?

>>15545538

If the fans can get K.rool out of his eleven year brumation, they can rebuild Ray. Even if he only starts out as a mii costume, that's a start.

>>15545551

Anything related to DKC is owned exclusively by nintendo. Only plebbitfags and microsoft chairmen were stupid enough to think he was included in the buyout, hence his appearance in the king of swing duo, barrel blast, and that baseball spinoff.

>>15545561

That's not what I mean. I know Nintendo owns K. Rool, but that doesn't change the fact that he's a part of Donkey Kong Country, a game that Miyamoto infamously shat on. Hell, why stop there? Why is there any DKC content in Smash period if Miyamoto hates old Rare so much?

>>15544177

This tbh, lil' mac is no soyboy so he does not deserve to be in that tier, and richter is as much of a manlyman as simon.

>>15544841

That seems more probable, and i would enjoy it aswell.

>>15545568

See >>15543466

Money means more than a bitter hack's opinions.

>>15545556

Which toy robot, did he get a figma?

>>15544853

F zero x, mk64 and dkr were the shit

>>15545586

Well anon he Little Mac after all

>>15545624

But anon, when he sees samus, his little mac becomes a big mac!

>>15543334

>not memeing Goku in for maximum butthurt from everyone in the planet

Lmaoing at you

>>15545619

F-Zero X and DKR were alright. But I played MK64 more recently and I'm wondering why the fuck I ever liked that pile of shit.

>>15545666

Alright Satan, you and I both know that normalniggers and niggers in general want Goku in. How the shit do you think that he became popular in Smash polls in the first place?

>>15545666

It would cause butthurt from people who actually care about the game. You know, us. It would absolutely please legions of retards and prepubescent kids.

>>15545591

http://archive.is/RlGnZ

He says he only got it for the gun, but I don't believe it.

I would accept Steve in Smash under one and only one condition: if he comes bundled with Banjo and Kazooie.

Ashley would literally be a complete waste of a slot. She's a fucking Warioware character, Warioware characters don't actually do anything. The only way I think it would be acceptable for Ashley to be playable in Smash is if Wario's Warioware outfit was turned into an entirely new character where, instead of using Warioware Land moves, he calls all the Warioware characters like assists. Even that would be disappointing compared to some other characters who are on the waiting list to be in

>>15545770

*Wario Land

>>15545770

Get Orbulon to replace Wario and make Wario have his Wario Land/Wario World sets. Orbulon is probably the most WarioWare character in the whole bunch. Fuck the whole Ashley vs. Mona debate, I want that damn alien in instead.

>>15545770

I think 9-Volt could work as like a character that uses various old NES accessories.

Also yeah, WarioWare characters don't do anything. That has never mattered in the history of Smash Bros. ever. If the character doesn't do anything, Sakurai will just make something up. I'm not even sure why this is still an argument against certain characters.

>gorillas

>Big Dong

Hate to break this to ya OP, but gorillas got small peepees.

>>15544635

don't let the fags get you down, I agree with you

>>15545814

not Donkey Kong, he's got that expansion pak

>>15544314

>7 inches

>Huge

I'm a fatass with actual fupa and a cock that size and still a virgin. How come that be big?

>>15545832

The average is 5.5-6 inches. Anything above that is above average.

Uh guys

https://twitter.com/trintran/status/1047873624256831488

https://archive.fo/zZ67Z

You might think this means nothing, but don't forget he did this before with Snake right before Ultimate was properly revealed at E3.

>>15545804

I think that only applies to Captain Falcon, the space animals before Assault was released, and maybe Pac-Man but Pac-Man is only in because Bamco insisted. Oh wait, Zelda also doesn't do very much and ZSS didn't have most of the shit she has in Smash… OK fine, but Ashley would still be a waste of a slot because she's a boring character, same with anyone else from Warioware.

>>15545684

But that's Joey, Anon.

>>15545842

Did what exactly?

>>15545839

You burgers really got small peepees then.

>>15544049

>Fangames have been on the switch. Yes, fangames are being sold.

Then let's put this in perspective:

Could there be licensing issues? Given that Zun owns Touhou, how do the fangames work within his "business model"?

Because as far as I've noticed, the biggest problem seems to be that certain franchises are more or less at risk of not being given to Nu-tendo, despite what their devs may say.

Guys, I just realized, Duck Hunt dog is an animal with a bird in his back. What if Banjo and Kazooie will just be echo fighters of Duck Hunt?

>>15545854

The day before the Nintendo E3 Dirext, some guy said that MGS4 was ten years old that day, Bill Trinen replies to him with “don’t worry, you’ll feel older tomorrow” then backpedalled by saying it was just a stupid Dad joke

A day later everyone is here including Snake

>>15545842

>In the e3 direct sakurai was sitting in a dk themed room

>In the August direct he was sitting ina room that used many of skull kid's colors, with two chairs that had the fairy colors

I'm getting sick of these alex jones bill hicks tinfoil hints.

>>15545842

HOT DONG

>>15543183

>big dong

Gorilla dicks are some of the smallest dongs out there. They're usually no more than two inches. Even Diddy Kong would be larger. He's literally at the bottom of the bottom tier.

>>15545816

Geno isn't a mecha though.

>>15545896

Good thing DK isn't a Gorilla then. He's a Kong.

>>15545917

Correct; what I meant is that sakurai already paid for Geno years ago, which means he was either in the top five or just wanted him in for personal reasons but development already shifted to Ultimate. This mean Ray's chances are higher than expected.

>>15545923

This is top tier delusional babble. This is the only real reason why people should come to these threads.

>>15545931

<(1)

<Offers no rebuttal, just mumbles "y-you're wrong because I feel that way!!1"

You argue like a woman and you're a disgrace on your father's name. Shit nigger, even the banjofag had more going for him than you do

>>15545923

Oh, well in that case.

I WANT TO BELIEVE

You're gonna get Incineroar AND YOUR GONNA LIKE IT! Because the Masuda's favorite 7th gen pokemon is Incineroar.

>>15546016

Is that the only reason for all the Incineroar rumours? I just see the name thrown around everywhere but without any basis.

>>15546081

He's also gonna be Ash's only alolan pokemon to fully evolve. Plus Kukui's Incineroar beatdown Decidueye and Primarina in the royal rumble without much fanfare.

>>15545787

If not Ashley, Orbulon is probably the only other logical choice for a Warioware character. There are so many great extra terrestrial tropes to put his wacky spin on.

>>15545418

I would be disappointed in Sakurai if he spent all this effort to build up Kid Icarus characters only to leave them at the wayside when hes put at the head of an enormous Nintendo crossover game.

>>15545427

That's probably the case, but she wasn't really essential to the stage as a background element. To grasp at straws here, Dedede was floating around in the background of the N64 Smash Kirby stage. Ah I'm so glad Fountain of Dreams is making a return.

>>15545880

The idea of Banjo Kazooie being a Da Cunt echo is pretty outlandish. But I don't think there are really any rules regarding echo fighters. They already broke expectations with Chrom borrowing elements from more than one fighter. It's just usually easier and more logical to have them based off similar characters of the same series. I think Ganondorf of Melee would have been an echo fighter.

>>15545923

You mean how they used his likeness for a Mii costume? Yeah I agree, I doubt they'd leave it at that.

>>15546105

>the only other logical choice for a Warioware character

the fuck am i even saying? in the very first game the ninja lolis slay a giant demon

according to yoshi porn yoshi can be 8 inches

>>15546167

I've always seen Mona as the most bland character in the entire series. Ashley at least has something going for her. I don't even like her that much in her own series, I would just enjoy the autistic screeching from her inclusion.

Jimmy T is probably my favorite from the series, but the only one I'd actually want in Smash is a revamped Wario, somehow utilizing the entire cast of WarioWare. Make him an actual characters instead of LOL BRRAAAAPP EKS DEE.

>>15546189

>Jimmy T. replaces WarioWare Wario

>Moveset is all about funky fresh dance moves much like WFT is all about yoga

>replacing Wario's braps is a small paparazzi that gathers behind the stage, and when they all start fidgeting anxiously you can press Down-B to preform a dazzling move

>>15546193

I suppose we are overdue for a joke character. I could go for that.

>>15546205

Skiing could work, or maybe a sick twirl like Ryu's Side-B but it ropes people in and does multi-hit damage. You could probably even throw in a little bit of Michael Jackon's Moonwalker references if we wanna get crazy.

>>15546209

The joke character's gonna be Labo

>>15546220

The joke character is gonna be Mike Tyson in a cardboard box

>>15546235

Labo girl as Snake's echo, with cardboard weapons?

>>15546265

I honestly wouldn't mind Steve, because Minecraft has been a big phenomenon. And it's definitely been iconic and widely influential in this age of gaming.

>>15546269

perfect

>>15546265

All I want is a fucking Creeper for that assist trophy shit.

>>15546265

I feel like a stage is all you need for Minecraft, practically anything from it works as an assist trophy so that's not really an issue but an MC stage has a ton of potential with destructible terrain, randomized layouts, massive scale, etc.

>>15546255

>Also, Jimmy, Crygor, and 9-Volt are pretty much the most iconic and respectable WarioWare characters.

You forgot Ashley ;)

>>15546322

There's worthwhile post 6th gen shit though. I'll give you the rest.

>>15546420

Well I hope I'm wrong, but the guy who leaked Simon also leaked Minecraft content.

>>15546369

Name icons. Unless you're just talking about console games after Gamecube, PS2 and Xbox that aren't shit.

>>15546429

Vergeben is a nigger.

>>15546437

Please give us literally fucking anything to discredit.

>>15545538

Never stop believing.

>>15546445

At first he went "Steve confirmed", then "it might just be a stage" and now it's "there's some Minecraft in there but i don't know what".

>>15546445

He said there would be "no new DK content" and left out Richter being in

>>15546466

Logical reasoning. The fact that's he's receded from steve being playable to a stage being present and now to there being some miscellaneous representation leads me to believe that

A) his sources were fucking with him

B) his sources jumped the gun and made a hasty assumption

C) he's fucking with people

I'm fine with C because it causes anal anguish on lamefaqs.

>>15546499

I'm thinking B, because when he leaked Isabelle, he mentioned that his source at the time heard that she was an Echo fighter. When it was proven wrong and she was a full-fledged character, he later apologized and said that his source falsely assumed that she was an Echo from what he had seen. He wasn't too far off though, as it was explained that Isabelle is being treated like Falco: a pseudo-clone with unique attacks.

>>15546510

This stuff still makes me hopeful that Black Shadow will be a semi-clone too instead of an echo.

>>15546205

>>15546193

What if one day we get Wario Land Wario with Vampire Wario as his echo?

>>15546445

It would be too funny if it happened. Even Isabelle caused a lot of booty bother. /v/ was no exception.

I don’t really think Steve inviting Minecraft fans over is an issue considering the Smash fanbase is already complete ass. So it’s not like anything would change.

>>15546649

You could also have Captain Syrup or Rudy as Wario Land reps.

>>15546655

Syrup, sure. Rudy I really cant see.

The main reason I mentioned Shokora though is as a substitute for Wario Land Wario.

If we ever DID get WLWario though I would definitley prefer Syrup over Shokora.

>>15546658

Rudy would be a semi-clone of WLW and Dr. Mario

>>15543249

He'd have an extremely varied moveset though, tbh.

>>15546578

rip

>>15546699

>He'd have an extremely varied moveset though, tbh.

Like what? From what I've heard he'd just be Lazy Graphics Link.

He has a sword, a bow and arrow, a down+B TNT box (aka Bomb), and what else?

>>15546769

WHO'S THE GIRL NEXT DOOR LIVING IN THE HAUNTED MANSION?

We should expand upon the prospect of Dark Vader in Smash. I feel Darth Vader would be an excellent addition to Smash, because he would represent the myriad of star wars games that have been released on nintendo platforms. Who cares if he originated as a film character? Pac Man and Mario started out on a drawingboard. Also, Rey will NOT be an assist trophy, that's yoda and chewbacca's job.

>>15546769

Even if its another form, its still her.

Personally I think it would be funny as fuck for her to use the same animations, despite being true form.

Just imagine Princess Shokora's head transforming into a giant pair of lips or a giant fist.

And again, Im saying "if we cant have WL Wario it would be nice to have Shokora as a subsitute".

Personally both would be nice.

WL Wario as the baseline, with Shokora being a semiclone.

WLWario

B- Bite

B> Shoulder Charge

B^ Spring or Inflate

BV Ground Pound (Air) / Earthshake Punch (Ground)

Shokora

B- Apple Bomb

B> Shoulder Charge

B^ Dragon form flying

BV Summon Cannon/V-Man/Magic Sax, press again to fire

Weaker groundpound as her Dair, dog transformation dash attack, ect.

>>15546798

Get the fuck out.

>>15546822

>Will never be in Smash Bros

Ashley has an assist trophy and clearly more fan support. Mona and Penny literally don't even have regular trophies.

>>15546839

Does she still have those shapeshifting powers after the Golden Diva was defeated? I assumed it was a product of her curse. I guess it doesn't matter for Smash Bros.

>>15546798

I know you're trying to troll, but how can anyone find vader even remotely cool after the prequels came out? He's a whiny bitch through and through with shit taste in waifus.

>>15543416

>the nigger lover doesnt like big foreheads

How surprising…

>>15546855

Is it that easy to destroy/tarnish someone or something that was once cool? Why does your mind need to jump to Anakin? Darth Vader is a character, not a relative that youre going to visit. More recent incarnations of Pac-Man are pretty embarrassing, but in Smash we've got the Pac-Man World incarnation. If you never found Dark Vader cool thats another thing entirely.

On the flipside, we have anons going on about how they'd rather Wario incorporated more elements from his Wario Land incarnations instead of more recent WarioWare.

>>15545148

Theres no set limit on slots you dumbfuck. Plus theres all the inevitable DLC characters. "BuT ThE EbSiTe sAyS ThErE ArE 72 cHaRaChTeRs aNd iSaBeLlE Is 68!" It also says that pkm trainer counts as one and echoes count towards the total. Wherever you're getting 4 more slots from, its bullshit

>>15546822

>arafags are niggers

Accurate.

>>15546825

But only people who've seen Clone Wars will now who she is. EVERYONE knows who Dark Vader is. Darth Vader is essentially the face of Star Wars if you don't count Luke, but no one's gonna want Luke over fucking Vader. His moveset would be pretty easy to make, I think Soul Calibur got it right in a lot of regards. A big, lumbering, terrifying swordsman, sortof like a brawl Ganondorf/ike mix, but not fucking terrible. I mean, look at this shit and TELL ME that it would not work, /v/. It would. and Dark Vader would be much, much more acceptable "normalfag" nominee than fucking Steve, if we were to call him that.

>>15546905

If there's ANY fucking non-vidja character in Smash I want it to be Garfield.

>>15546917

But what about Mike Tyson?

>>15546905

No arguments here. It would be an interesting foreign exchange villain trade of sorts, with Bowser appearing in another video game crossover project, Fuck-it-up Francis.

>>15546917

If I remember correctly, whoever was in charge of Popeye at the time essentially spit on Nintendo when they wanted to use his likeness, not taking video games seriously at the time. And from that they came up with Donkey Kong and "Jumpman". I wonder if its crossed the minds of anyone involved in Smash or Popeye.

>>15543550

I'd be surprised if they revealed another character honestly, I think Smash Ultimate is basically done in terms of content discussion at this point.

>>15546951

The Japanese character playlist updated recently like it did before Isabelle was revealed suggesting a direct or character trailer soon, and we still don't know about Spirits Mode other than it's Ultimate's version of Adventure mode

>>15546951

Nah there's always a character reveal in a direct, at least one character, and then there's that censored mode which I hope is a story mode. I wanna see characters from all different series interact with each-other in new ways.

>>15546905

>>15546937

But isnt Darth Vader owned by Disney and his inclusion would open up that whole Disney copyright can of worms?

You guys say the same thing about Sora and say thats the reason why he cant be in smash even though hes a videogame character thats been on multiple nintendo consoles.

>>15546951

They want to string people along up until release. They can't be done or the impact of this marketing strategy is lessened. Hype train is strong when you can actually pull it off.

>>15546978

Yeah that is the dark side to this whole thing. I don't know if I'd say it's a good idea. I just like the idea of the character in this game. Rosterfagging is fun and so are some what if scenarios. And there isn't a whole lot else to do until we have something more tangible to discuss. There's mostly just demo gameplay footage in that regard.

Do you want Sora in Smash Bros? I don't know enough about the series to have a good conversation about it, and I don't have a problem with him or Kingdom Hearts, or really any of their characters. Disney kind of terrifies me these days but I'm not going to hold that against someone liking characters.

>>15546341

In comparison to those 3, she'd be around 4th.

>>15546800

But anon, WLWario's recovery should be vampire bat Wario. Additionally, I he uses his shoulder bash starting in midair, his cap should temporary turn into that winged cap from his first game and allow him to jet sideways for a bit.

>>15547528

>Black Shadow

Isn't he a banker from Switzerland?

>>15547613

changes** not charges

>>15543322

>>15543345

>>15543355

Marina is a nigger and Pearl is a tranny, they are both shit.

>>15543451

>>15543458

>>15543466

If Animal Crossing had debuted on the Wii instead of the 64, then it would be derided as a non game and proof how Nintendo only makes casual games. Instead people here pretend loan simulator has actual gameplay and then use fucking sales to prove that it is a good game and should get more reps in Smash.

The only people who care that Isabelle is being added to Smash are ones that were going to buy Smash anyway because soccer moms and old people who played it on the DS aren't going to give a fuck.

>>15547701

Yeah but marina is so hot

>>15546839

>>15546849

I would assume that she's locked into a shadowy form due to her curse, but that those frog medals give her the power to use some of the shapeshifting/item powers she already had before she was turned into that form. I mean, why would a curse on her make her more powerful?

And yeah, transformations should be smash attacks, (side smash dog bite, up smash dragon flamebreath, down smash fist punching the ground), with the Large Lips as her final smash since it's the most unique of the four transformation attacks she had. Also, her recovery should be what she tried to do at the start of the Golden Diva battle, a pounce in cat form that does minimal knockback (but lets her land pretty safely with maybe zero lag).

What's this I'm hearing about Spirits Mode? That new thing got unblurred?

>>15547957

It got unblurred the day it was shown. Apparently the japanese text in the nip direct translates to Spirits as well. People suspect that all the characters dying, mainly Luigi's fucking soul getting split from his body, hints at that.

The Smash directs have actually teased certain things. That exact trailer, the Simon reveal, teased Luigi's Mansion 3, which features the new recolored Poltergust and ability to shoot plungers, like in the reveal. So it's clear these are quite thought out.

>>15547929

>I mean, why would a curse on her make her more powerful?

That's essentially what werewolves, vampires and dozens of other monsters are. It's not unheard of for characters to master their curses either, isn't that essentially what the Golden Diva is doing? Who knows how many hundreds of years Shokora's had to try and learn to resist this curse, probably learned these others forms on accident as none of them seem quite "right".

Or maybe it has something to do with gathering wealth, since the one who put the curse on her in the first place is a demon of greed, and she wants you to pay her to offer these attacks. Surely she wouldn't demand money if she didn't need it since she's helping herself, if she were just being greedy smiles wouldn't be free. Plus, the more treasures she has at the end the closer she is to her real form.

Reminds me, in a Smash Bros clone called Slap City there is a funny businessman character whos gimmick is collecting money through certain attacks and spending money to power up other attacks. He can even pay to re-use his recovery move without landing. Perhaps Shokora would do something similar.

>>15548045

Since she was implied to have made the game's CDs, I'd really like it if her directional aerial moves were cutting the opponent with the four possible CD colors, with each CD having a different effect when attacking that relates to the passage it's from, and also having its own set of specific sound effects it randomly plays when the attack connects. For example, the Ruby CD would have the CD room's mechanical sound effects and be an electric attack, while the Sapphire CD might be something like a darkness attack. The attacks should reflect how the passages were ordered in the game, so Emerald could be her forward air, Ruby could be her up air, Amethyst her back air and Sapphire her down air. The fact that they're air attacks even references how the CD room was at the top of the "overworld" in-game. Maybe her neutral air can reference the secret karaoke feature somehow, like through a soundwave from her imitating bird tweets or other sounds through a microphone.

>>15548111

>>15548045

Oh and also, maybe each CD could have four different shades of itself and thus four different strengths/sound effects, like the CDs in game. Kind of like Villager's up and down aerials.

>>15548164

I disagree too that there should be a "hat switch", but one way the hats should be referenced in his moveset is for his side B shoulder barge. If he uses it in midair, his hat should quickly turn into the eagle hat and let him jet sideways like that. If Shokora as a semi-clone were to also have the shoulder barge, then performing it in midair should cause her halo to appear for it instead.

>>15547576

>>15548002

You guys shouldn't be calling it "suction bite". The real name of the Wario World move is "Hyper Suction". It should also be able to suck items towards Wario like Rosalina's down B, but at a slower pace, and he should be able to slowly walk around while using it.

>>15548202

I think they call it suction bite because it merges hyper suction with Warioware Wario's bite move - it sucks people in as well so he can chomp on them.

>>15548205

I suppose, though suction bite is what it was called as a custom move in smash 4 and calling it hyper suction kinda emphasizes Wario Land as a series more.

>>15548192

What's the matter with you? He's clearly got nothing against the Wario Land hats seeing as how he'd included them in his moveset concept and even went so far as to find a way to include an element from the minigames that nobody ever seems to remember.

>>15548375

Except in a fighter those types of mechanics break the flow of gameplay. Zelda/Sheik, Pokemon Trainer, Shulk. And on top of that I wouldn't say it's something Wario is most well known for doing. With your logic, its reasonable to argue for Mario to have a 64 based moveset where changing from the hats in that game change his stats and abilities. Because even though he does a lot more in other games, let's give him a wonky fighting style based off 2 games he was in.

>>15548375

>Don't get so caught up in fanservice you miss the forest for the trees

>is explicitly asking for fanservice by including an unorthodox mechanic

>>15548596

>Wario isn't known for switching hats even though they are integral to the gameplay of WL1

Sorry anon but you're full of shit. I can appreciate the idea that it might "break the flow of gameplay" but in those cases you listed it doesn't do it at all, I picture Wario doing it with a very quick movement while he has a break. But the idea that it's "something he's not known for doing" is utter bullshit, Wario swaps hats and costumes all the time, they're basically his Mario powerups.

>>15548602

>"Unorthodox" even though multiple characters use it already

>>15548478

The existence of this image is really sad.

>>15548602

Reminder that Bayonetta can Up+B twice before she lands and that you have absolutely no argument.

>>15546769

>implying Mona isn't just as bland as Ashley

You waifufags are the cancer that kills WarioWare thread

>>15550170

>Implying Trashley isn't so desperate for cameo roles she'll take anything she can get

>>15550296

You missed the whole point moron.

>>15547965

Don't recall seeing that and I was in the thread at the time. No doubt some will post it come Tuesday in anticipation of the mode getting formally revealed.

I want bosses to return to Smash Bros.

>>15554739

our in luck then. It's almost assured bosses are returning,we just don't know specifically how or in what mode they function as.

>>15554747

*Your

>>15554749

*Yo'ure

>>15554747

I hope we see the return of Adventure Mode without cutscenes. If cutscenes have to be sacrificed for good level design then so be it.

>>15554795

kys

>>15554822

>>15554595

>Yoshi's Island

I would really like an underground stage, especially to see how and if they do justice to the music. It's so magestic.

>Kamek

Magikoopas are cool, underused and magic themed characters are pretty scarce so far. I was hoping Ashley would help to alleviate that but I guess not this time.

I wonder how they would incorporate the classic magikoopa BS of turning blocks into enemies. Would he just shoot PlayStation buttons and if they hit any surface it summons a minion? Would he have to cast it on an item/container?

I wouldn't be surprised if he turned up to cast a growth spell on something for a boss fight.

>Poochy doesnt give a fuck, he just walks on lava and spikes like its nothing

It would be absurdly imbalanced but hilarious if he was just immune to many stage hazards. I suppose Ukiki isn't immune though.

I actually really like that moveset you've come up with, especially the bone. Although at this point hes not really a Duck Hunt clone at all.

>>15554795

Juicy Boi > Timmy Thick