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File: 36ede65dd5c502f⋯.jpg (161.21 KB, 793x607, 793:607, star_citizen_scam_thunderb….jpg)

311e5a  No.15520386

MAIL CLIENTS RECOGNIZING STARCITIZEN EMAILS AS SCAMS

LOL

c6f815  No.15520393

I mean, isn't it?


311e5a  No.15520394

>>15520393

validation feels good though


381df2  No.15520395

>thank you for your continued support

You'd better not have given money to that


eb554a  No.15520924

Wait, you gave money to scam yiddizen?

EVERYONE POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH


fc8823  No.15520936

>>15520924

Nah, I get those mails too and never paid anything, just made an accout on their site.

Anyways, what the fuck's going on with this game, is it ready to crash and burn or what?


7f59ab  No.15521042

File: 3679391855d96ef⋯.png (46.75 KB, 403x360, 403:360, Confused Ear Flapping.png)

My email recognizes many things as spam despite being from legit sources. How is this even worthy of a thread?


d97850  No.15521055

>>15521042

because someone will say "post yfw you didn't support scam yiddizen" and then we'll have an ebin reaction face thread


311e5a  No.15521058

>>15520924

>>15520395

nah man, just signed up to their newletter in-case the game actually comes o ut


b6e5bf  No.15521066

>>15520386

Lol delicious irony


5d2de2  No.15521070

File: 59195ecfa297fcf⋯.jpg (32.3 KB, 548x365, 548:365, 1369279053651.jpg)

>>15520936

>>15521058

>I have an email

Good lord. Even in the mid-90s I knew email was just another way for CIAniggers to track people. How cucked can you be?


b899a8  No.15521077

File: 8f1b428d384a2cc⋯.png (105.43 KB, 249x250, 249:250, 1508803979.png)

>>15521070

Anon… are you telling me you don't have a single email account?

sage for off-topic


8a12fc  No.15521079

>>15520386

Wew, I remember doing the spam/unsubscribe thing with their mailing list.


2fc376  No.15521082

File: d894cab33ae33c8⋯.jpg (202.22 KB, 1080x897, 360:299, d894cab33ae33c853f743cedc5….jpg)

>>15521055

post yfw you didn't support scam yiddizen


5d2de2  No.15521083

File: 062760ad5165f15⋯.jpg (137.55 KB, 554x849, 554:849, 1350351054453.jpg)

>>15521077

I had an AOL until suddenly literal whos began trying to sell me shit in '94. I saw horseshit like this coming 25 years ago. I live in an endless nightmare, anon. An endless nightmare where normalniggers give out their lives for free online. A nightmare that I will never wake from.


f89814  No.15521089

File: 0a9ff57eb59a989⋯.gif (250.45 KB, 170x170, 1:1, cute dance.gif)

File: b510ec469d4f017⋯.gif (148.06 KB, 340x340, 1:1, happy dance.gif)

File: a0ad6cf404d1d68⋯.gif (811.5 KB, 500x500, 1:1, Dekomori.gif)


d97850  No.15521098

File: 302276cf47f105c⋯.webm (15.49 MB, 680x384, 85:48, intergalactic.webm)


a8a85d  No.15521124

File: ac8e220478c761f⋯.jpg (23.75 KB, 349x324, 349:324, japanese.jpg)

File: 9a980cc8d08dd6b⋯.png (601.73 KB, 1024x1097, 1024:1097, hero.png)

File: 6c69e20a2894f88⋯.jpg (13.05 KB, 480x300, 8:5, evdab.jpg)

File: bfd7f3b7e6dc824⋯.jpg (43.52 KB, 675x472, 675:472, 62d57da8c7dc520e7924e8c7de….jpg)

>>15521082

Lelele le ebin fellow *channer ;^)


311e5a  No.15521125

File: 404a27309e2e0d7⋯.jpg (34.84 KB, 600x572, 150:143, loadsamoney.jpg)


2ae8d9  No.15521187

File: e1298680c9b1291⋯.jpg (199.68 KB, 576x331, 576:331, smartpassport.jpg)

>>15521083

Wait till facebook account will be linked to everyone's passports and become mandatory. And passports themselves will be turned into smartphones. Smartpassport with all social media accounts premade for you, and linked to all your existing bank accounts, as an idea is already on the horizon. First to be implemented in china, where bad credit scores for wrongthink on the internet already going on for few years.


350be7  No.15521195

File: 23c2fac30eb50b6⋯.jpg (28.67 KB, 560x552, 70:69, confident young frogmouth.jpg)


635b69  No.15521235

>>15521187

That's some mark of the beast shit right there.


f89814  No.15521379

>>15521370

We said the same thing about fag marriage.


bcbc44  No.15521397

>>15521083

news sites in my country require you to scan your ID and send it to them in order to allow you to comment on their articles


2422f0  No.15521398

File: 1cc5a00835914d1⋯.jpg (814.36 KB, 1782x1142, 891:571, phoenix scam.jpg)

Ready for the latest scam?

The cultists spent $400 on this pledge ship back in 2014 and today RSI said that one of the key things it's always been advertised to include, and what many people used to justify the expense of a luxury jpeg purchase, was an "error" and it won't have it. The cultists are currently unsure if they should be more angry about this or that there are no bathrooms in the luxury lounge of the ship (today's other shocking revelation). Seriously, I shit you not, they're very concerned about the bathrooms in a ship you can't even use.


2422f0  No.15521417

File: cdc00e57042deea⋯.mp4 (5.72 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, no mention.mp4)

>>15521398

They totally never mentioned the shielded cargo holds on the original pledge page, though. Oh wait, what's this, an archive of their original pledge page? http://archive.is/ZvoNa


a8aaa9  No.15521419

File: c53abcd46e29de0⋯.png (78.71 KB, 305x384, 305:384, okuyasu smug.png)


8a12fc  No.15521451

>>15521417

Why is dubsman playing Scam Shamizen?


bd27ea  No.15521459

File: 51548f35bbfc04c⋯.gif (1.58 MB, 250x220, 25:22, 1537182705915.gif)

>>15520386

>alpha 3.3


3d600a  No.15521460

>>15520393

It is, but Star Cultizens refuse to acknowledge that.


3d600a  No.15521461

>>15521124

Lurk 50 years before posting.


f206c6  No.15521462

>>15521370

>You're glowing bright as fuck.


bd27ea  No.15521472

>>15521187

That'd be hard to enforce since FB is bleeding users since a couple years and is filled with tons of fake accounts.


f206c6  No.15521479

>>15521472

>implying faceberg isn't removed quietly to be replaced by even more globalist controlled social network that will be shilled everywhere

>probably made in collaboration with discord and reddit as well


5cc198  No.15521497

>>15521398

>>15521417

You know, they've pulled so much shit by this point, I have to wonder what it will take to finally break the camel's back.


079a7a  No.15521499

File: db66d8cd0089c57⋯.jpg (179.72 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, StarCitizen 2018-07-16 18-….jpg)

>>15521398

The phoenix was actually $350 (still a stupid price, especially for a variant of a cheaper ship that actually reduces your cargo room in exchange for a fish-tank, bar and hottub tro ERP in) the rest of that 400 dollars was a bunch of unrelated flare shit that came with that specific game package. And I'd be more worried about the point defense turret they sold the ship having that is currently MIA as cig has claimed they'll "add it in later" And the ship does actually have a bathroom, they're just throwing a fit because it's the standard shitter in the crew area that all versions of the ship has instead getting some extra special fancy toilet model just for this variant.

But there's plenty of examples of them cutting major features from a ship long after they gotten the money and then said "too bad, so sad" afterwards. A 180 dollar space fighter variant was sold as having an extra power plant to power the extra guns it comes with, now it has exactly the same power supply as the 110 dollar version and can't properly power it's damn guns, and CIG claims this is an intended feature and people misunderstood what extra power plant meant.

A $150 alien ship was sold as having an extra seat and four guns. The finished ship lost the extra seat and half the guns. CIG's response was blame an art guy for building it wrong, then raised the price by 20 bucks.

The 250 dollar Vanguard was sold as a mary sue military grade long range heavy fighter/bomber/patrol ship. The ship was then given the same weapons and components as civilian grade ships, the Bomber, and Patrol ship functions cut and separated into two more expensive variants and module kits. And to top it off, the unique model used during the sale was abandoned and the finalized ship was literally built out of pieces the art team cut and pasted from two other ships at the time.

The infamous 155 dollar mining ship they sold was listed has having a trash filter that separated rocks and dirt from valuable ore, in fact this was the *primary feature* they pointed out for why you would need a special mining ship and people couldn't just slap a mining laser and tractor beam to their 30 dollar starter ship because they'd get nothing but bags mostly filled with worthless dirt. Then the Prospector and mining gets put in game. It has NO such filter, and people have to ignore 90% ore veins in the game, looking for only the richest veins just to get full mining bags loads that are still like 30% valuable ore to 70% trash. Some cultists still swear that CIG will add the promised filter in any day now, but most assume it's an intentional change, and they'll probably make you buy a more expensive ship later to get the all important material filter function that makes the tedious mining mini-game worth a fuck.

CIG does this bullshit all the god damn time. It's not just the actual game they can't get right, they can't even make these stupid fucking shiny jpgs, that are literally funding the game, correctly.


2422f0  No.15521502

File: 58a4757db3eba6d⋯.webm (7.17 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, bone vs eggshell.webm)

>>15521451

He's closer than you might expect.


be14ea  No.15521542

>>15521499

Chris puts kikes to shame


22e8ff  No.15521555

>>15521397

What kind of dystopian nightmare state do you live in, anon?


68dec9  No.15521566

File: 93c9f961b2755da⋯.gif (854.94 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 93c9f961b2755da09e23de3559….gif)


b7ed05  No.15521582

Can someone point me to the youtube video/webm where the guy compared SC's moneymaking to crowdfunded oil digging scams in the 19th century?


b7ed05  No.15521627

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15521582

Found it


079a7a  No.15521628

>>15521397

Mine makes me give a valid phone number and send a confirmation code (must be a domestic number) to register with a site. And as you would expect from such a system we do not have such a thing as burner phones we can just buy from the local convenience store


c59fe2  No.15521638

File: d820bd5680c4f0b⋯.png (262.88 KB, 388x394, 194:197, smug kanami.png)


43010e  No.15521670

File: 1cc0e680236eac7⋯.png (54.74 KB, 454x408, 227:204, 1cc0e680236eac7a2be3849233….png)


2a9a57  No.15521726

File: 76c05a98302c05c⋯.webm (496.58 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Listen_To_This_Song_While….webm)

File: 1c21ca2f526b770⋯.webm (119.63 KB, 800x450, 16:9, snug_smugs.webm)

File: 5d045bb05078f3f⋯.webm (1.33 MB, 552x512, 69:64, laughing_argentinian.webm)


8a12fc  No.15521733

>>15521502

Put him in a suit and along with the dynamic with the other two it would almost be spot on.


4359e5  No.15521769

File: 5f8a9c97fe30c6a⋯.jpg (151.2 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 5f8a9c97fe30c6a21663c6c1ac….jpg)


53cbee  No.15521774

File: ce11b3617a505f7⋯.png (650.68 KB, 1257x712, 1257:712, ce11b3617a505f7a8a5b168e7a….png)

File: 4cc090ff4dc49a2⋯.jpg (67.18 KB, 1199x959, 1199:959, Dn5MYpcXcAAXU03.jpg)


5cc198  No.15521788

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15521774

The fact that it can run the game at all is probably a good selling point.

>>15521627

That's a good video.

Here's another one that where the guy talks about all the JPEGs being sold.


795061  No.15521792

>>15521774

Is this a joke about how there's no game or is the performance really that bad?


1d3926  No.15521806

>>15521774

I'm surprised the Star Citizen Programmers aren't quitting due to their boss' Bullshit


b64c38  No.15521808

File: 7bd82397e10f8f6⋯.png (1.2 MB, 1018x766, 509:383, smug pupper.png)

>>15520386

Money Laundering Citizen is the gift that keeps on stealing

>>15521082


53cbee  No.15521812

>>15521792

Its really that bad.


5cc198  No.15521873

>>15521843

I think their job is more akin to putting together a jigsaw puzzle, except all the pieces that they have come from different sets.

So what they have to do is make some kind of a monster puzzle that was clearly not meant to be (I hear the engine is a huge bottleneck) and that's exactly what they do.

The game working at all is probably a miracle in itself.


5cc198  No.15521876

>>15521873

To elaborate, the different pieces would be Roboert's amazing "gameplay ideas" that they have to somehow wedge in.


795061  No.15521893

>>15521873

I'm sorry are we talking about game development or web development? Is this shit being written in Javascript?

.t actual web developer


1d3926  No.15521908

>>15521893

Game Development Specifically Gameplay Programmers who had to suffer under Robby's Bullshit and how shitty the Engine is


53cbee  No.15521909

>>15521893

Worse: Java


2a9a57  No.15521910

>>15521873

Don't forget having to throw out or destroy and then regluefactor individual pieces together 10 times per week.

The fact they managed to convert Cryengine 3.7 to 64-bit precision under those conditions is nothing short of astounding.


5cc198  No.15521923

Someone post the space balls webms.

>>15521893

The game has massive feature creep thanks to the bloated stretch goals and the drive to sell new JPEGs each of which must come with a new purpose.

I'm no dev, but it doesn't take a genius to understand that putting more and more shit (that was not planned for since the start) on top of what already exists will do you no favours.

I know they switched to a slightly better engine because the old one couldn't handle more than a handful of players, but it hasn't helped them much.

>>15521910

I think someone also mentioned how they had to keep discarding modelling work that they outsourced because it wasn't scaled properly and they couldn't figure out how to do it themselves, so they just remade it.

It's an amazing mess.


fea396  No.15521924

File: 304e0e9a5c2f159⋯.webm (1.2 MB, 954x534, 159:89, The con in Citizen Con.webm)


795061  No.15521925

File: ed6bf4341e60c53⋯.png (78.51 KB, 755x567, 755:567, Screenshot from 2018-09-29….png)

>>15521909

So I looked it up because I couldn't believe it was fucking Java, no fucking way. I think it's still C++ but this is even worse than Java. It's fucking Amazon AWS. What the fucking fuck. Who in the fuck is building video games in Amazon AWS?

Holy god damn.


53cbee  No.15521942

File: e4fa6bfe6383af0⋯.webm (1.47 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star_Balls.webm)

File: 881bd585e6f9ea8⋯.webm (2.48 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star_Balls_2.webm)

File: 427a2c888856f42⋯.webm (5.48 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star_Balls_6.webm)

File: 907a27c1272daff⋯.webm (4.5 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Star_Balls_14.webm)

>>15521923

>>15521925

lol yes I was fucking with you there a bit. Switching to Amazon Lumberyard is one of the reasons SC is getting sued right now.


c66dc1  No.15521945

File: 1d45e29f2034569⋯.jpg (17.66 KB, 240x280, 6:7, 1d45e29f20345699f87177c6dc….jpg)

File: 0ecd5892402036e⋯.gif (353.98 KB, 384x239, 384:239, 0ecd5892402036e66ac2d830fd….gif)

File: 3c34fb12d7731d1⋯.jpg (8.09 KB, 184x184, 1:1, 3c34fb12d7731d1e7457ccae68….jpg)

File: 3d4aea428cd53e5⋯.jpg (91.78 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 3d4aea428cd53e5c4af4f5f75b….jpg)


2a9a57  No.15521946

>>15521925

m-muh instanced seamless server scaling!

>>15521923

Don't have a source but from what I remember they outsourced the development of the Star Marine FPS gamemode to Illfonic, had them work on a prototype(which was shown at Citcon 2015 if I recall correctly) for over a year and then threw it away due to the Illfonic maps/models using different size scaling metrics due to the fact CIG had never told them the exact metrics to use or some shit.


53cbee  No.15521955

File: c5d6133a36e139c⋯.jpg (123.66 KB, 1134x762, 189:127, inevitable.jpg)

>>15521946

>exact metrics to use or some shit.

Its an issue of scale, for a simplified example, CIG never told Illfonic how many 'polygons' == 'one foot' so their Illfonic assets were 1.5x the scale of the CIG shit.


8235c0  No.15521970

File: 47ebc4bc4a2517d⋯.png (174.56 KB, 295x366, 295:366, 1430359752239.png)

>>15521925

Wait, what? Didn't they use Cryengine? Why did they go from bloated engine to garbage engine? I'd rather use RPGMaker before i touch Lumberyard with a 20 foot pole.


c896da  No.15522009

File: da01db436113e3b⋯.png (188.52 KB, 377x485, 377:485, 1329771327488.png)

File: b70ec61231d7f12⋯.png (372.8 KB, 733x782, 733:782, 1331595719939.png)

File: b50efe4c5c64757⋯.png (506.27 KB, 549x552, 183:184, 1329533660699.png)

File: 5093a5c05fb94e2⋯.png (884.62 KB, 1722x2995, 1722:2995, 1346953698578.png)

File: 37a774143e71f8b⋯.jpg (222.6 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 2eb1ed59194e95959adc5529e4….jpg)


13e990  No.15522021

>>15521070

Are you me, but a wee bit older? I knew social media was bad since myspace crap. Seriously, why people put their real info ONLINE where everybody can see them.


2a9a57  No.15522026

>>15521970

I find it especially puzzling that he went with CryEngine for his Space Gaym in 2012 when at that point game engines capable of rendering life sized Star systems/planets without requiring 1337 hax or supercomputers had existed for quite some time.


795061  No.15522029

>>15522021

Remember when everybody told you never to tell strangers on the internet your real name, contact info, or give them pictures of yourself?


2a9a57  No.15522049

File: 2a61f1974fad107⋯.png (129.78 KB, 998x794, 499:397, not_amused.png)

>>15522029

Fucking hell, back in 2004 Teachers in elementary were instructing kids not to go on weird chatrooms and meet up with strangers.

Fast forward to 2008/2009 and suddenly everyone has an iPhone+ publically accessable Facebook full of selfies and family photos.


8235c0  No.15522052

>>15521975

>Isn't it just Cryengine with a shitty netcode slapped on top?

Basically yes, but it's so messed up it shouldn't be considered part of Cryengine anymore. It's like someone tried to turn Crynengine into Unity, but all they managed to do was take the worst pieces of both engines and put it together into one new hot pile of shit. That's what Lumberyard is.


795061  No.15522055

File: 3dbff78b7fd8cb0⋯.jpg (32.12 KB, 460x346, 230:173, PRISM_logo.jpg)

>>15522049

So my brother got me to lock down his kids' android phones, delete the browsers and app stores, install limited tools to get them in a mode where they can chat with him via wifi, the works. We used Google Family to control access on the phones. Well it turns out when someone is 13 years old, privacy laws change and Google becomes legally allowed to begin building their shadow profile. That's when Google Family abruptly stops working and the child is given full control of their phone.

It's almost as if somewhere around 2007 something changed that made the government and all of the big tech companies decide that protecting privacy was NOT in their best interests and instead they wanted to start consuming your entire lives. Just what could have started in 2007 to change this?


bd27ea  No.15522162

>>15522055

Mate, they had that goal since long ago.

With mass internet and the iphone they just found a way to get everyone to opt into it without thinking about it.

Faceberg and twitter being around at the same time just helped them to get it normalized even faster.


067a0c  No.15522235

Why is this thread anchored?


a53314  No.15523596

File: deeda069dcef68a⋯.jpg (46.48 KB, 493x408, 29:24, bunless.jpg)


b61c4a  No.15524300

>>15521370

Didn't know the feds were such big fans of Nasime. Don't you have an administration to try and subvert?


e52886  No.15525900

File: a6e1e3b4b0e8ab9⋯.jpg (8.85 KB, 151x200, 151:200, photo.php.jpg)

>>15521124

even as a joke dab is still so godawfully cringy to the point where i can't stand it


e52886  No.15525906

File: 2734c93068d8bc3⋯.webm (6.48 MB, 768x432, 16:9, happy dance.webm)

File: 323fce7ca78d40b⋯.webm (4.22 MB, 540x360, 3:2, LansiDance.webm)

File: beaee24b05b7b17⋯.webm (4.7 MB, 450x338, 225:169, noeldance.webm)

>>15521082

you could at least be original and made it into a dance thread




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