/v/ - Video Games

DK64 is shit lmao

>>15515476

I miss couch coop in videogames. I played a lot of vidya with my sister until they slowly phased it out with paid online for $$$$.

What's the topic and point of this thread?

>>15515476

There's a difference between completing a game quickly as a lonely old autist without any other skills or as a family man enjoying a game with his progeny. Your disappointment in your father is only projection of your real feelings toward yourself.

Your dad intentionally played badly to either make you feel better about yourself or to not have you rely on him too much.

my mom just died and I cant fap to megane aras anymore wat do

>>15515523

Fap to loli.

>my dad was retarded I guess and I had to find out this way

Maybe that or maybe he wasn't as autistic about videogames like you are

>>15515548

You're gross.

I think I know what part you are talking about. If I recall correctly, one of the collectables in the game, blueprints I think, extends the amount of time you have for that section. So if child you picked up few or no blueprints, you basically screwed you and your dad over.

>>15515563

Yup, just looked it up.

https://www.mariowiki.com/Blueprint

>>15515476

>my dad was retarded I guess and I had to find out this way

Some of my early memories of my father were when we had to turn the car around because he had a wet fart happen. This happened more than once. He used to like the arcade game Bagman.

>>15515486

There's a few series that still bother with making it an option, but there's overall more incentive not to. Not when they can sell multiple copies of the same game (which publishers obviously like), multiple systems to play it on (which platform owners like), and depending on the era, paid online (which whoever owns the servers likes). Whether or not the developer themselves wants to do couch co-op likely makes no difference when the publisher is controlling their funds. Granted, handhelds operated mostly like that before, aside from some exceptions with the DS that allowed for single cart wifi download multiplayer (like Lunar Knights) as opposed to needing 1-3 additional game cartridges. Still required multiple systems to play through, but at least both the handhelds and games were cheaper than the modern prevalence of everyone needing a separate machine AND a $60 (at launch) game, plus paid online pass.

Did you ever suck his cock? Ha ha

Pardon this faggot's voice

>>15515476

>never being able to beat Donkey Kong 64

You're the reason he died.

>>15515476

That's nothing faggot. Me and a friend tried for hours and were somehow completely incapable of beating the original donkey kong twice on three lives to get that damn Nintendo coin. It was literally the final thing we had to do to get to the final boss and we couldn't do it. Years later I went back to the game and completed it in within like 5 minutes. It took me longer to find the damn machine in the level again then it did to actually beat. oh and my god beating the final boss after completely forgetting 90 percent of the controls was a fucking nightmare

>>15530174

>were somehow completely incapable of beating the original donkey kong twice on three lives to get that damn Nintendo coin

Jesus fucking christ. What the hell is wrong with you people?

>>15515476

I still have not defeated the final boss… Look most kids back then couldn't even get to the forest temple in OOC, Most people could not finish Majoras Mask, Most people can never get 120 stars in Mario. All those games were piss easy compared to some of the BS you had to do in DK64.

Don't feel bad mate.

It's cool that you had a dad that didn't try hold the N64 controller upside down.

>>15530511

OBSESSED

>>15515523

either fap to 2D necro or what >>15515530 said.