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File: 1b8a90feb0b9274⋯.png (497.42 KB, 800x445, 160:89, Muscle-March.png)

c7ca28  No.15514283

pro tip: there isn't.

42dad7  No.15514302

This is manly, you insecure trap loving faggot.


9c5569  No.15514303

Gone Home.


5fb1bd  No.15514314

File: c30db93b7df8d14⋯.jpg (76.66 KB, 500x417, 500:417, 6190uf0dFZL.jpg)

Seriously nigger.

Seriously?


f0133e  No.15514324

>>15514283

Genital Jousting is pretty gay but it might not actually be a game


25dfe0  No.15514325

>Big swole men

>gay

Get /fit/ and then talk, hothead.


3554d6  No.15514330

Any modern western game.


9abdd6  No.15514360

File: 861c55c059600b6⋯.jpeg (170.06 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, hotthrottle.jpeg)


e58b87  No.15514372

>>15514283

Muscle March is like Jojo, it’s a meme that people say it’s gay, but really it’s not gay.


350898  No.15514376

File: 82c2f60a5ea814f⋯.jpg (434.87 KB, 852x1345, 852:1345, E9eCzGE.jpg)

>This faggot actually thinks muscular men breaking down walls with pure muscle means it's some bara shit.


6fdcde  No.15514384

>>15514302

I'm sure traps would loved to get muscle marched by a big strong bara. Lot of trap side quest in jrpgs but not any trap-centric game.


7ae946  No.15514406

>>15514283

Nigger you're not even close to getting gay with that shit. Try that 2D meme game called dickjousting or something. It's like snake but you're trying to insert your playable penis character into the anus of the other playable penis characters.


055d44  No.15514407

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15514283

I'm gonna lift extra hard tonight just because I know manly men getting huge makes soy-ridden fags like you uncomfortable.


8e5a0b  No.15514440

>>15514314

/thread


7c48c3  No.15514467

File: acf1d73a9efde6a⋯.jpg (42.52 KB, 460x215, 92:43, mount.jpg)

Get real folks, nothing can beat this


f5901b  No.15514514

>>15514325

It is gay in Japan.


1d5a9c  No.15514517

>>15514314

There's a girl, it's automatically disqualified from being the gayest game.


25dfe0  No.15514525

File: 1aeb1082be17e5c⋯.webm (1.02 MB, 800x450, 16:9, Litany_of_Saint_Sword.webm)

>>15514514

Prove it.


f5901b  No.15514567

>>15514525

Soy consumption is massive in Japan. Soybean oil is their goto when it comes to cooking oil. They practically invented tofu, the world's most disgusting and unhealthy concoction next to jenkem and gutter oil. We know that outcasts turn towards harmful subcultures 99% of the time, and one of the first steps to becoming an outcast is refusing traditional, cultural cuisine in favour of things which are healthier. It would make sense then that bodybuilders would have a higher chance of being outcasts, not to mention the fact that their business-centred culture would hinder bodybuilding, as one is expected to take overtime if he wants to keep his job.


ef437e  No.15514616

File: 1a63f93199441f5⋯.jpg (24.97 KB, 450x298, 225:149, 1a63f93199441f57abf84f0c4c….jpg)

>>15514567

>gutter oil

>japan

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7ae946  No.15514617

File: 73ea268cfac785c⋯.jpg (127.52 KB, 640x332, 160:83, mayo_on_a_fucking_melon.jpg)

File: c6fc78e9380991a⋯.jpg (109.1 KB, 1500x1125, 4:3, natto.jpg)

>>15514567

>Bashing on Japanese cuisine

Sure man they have some nasty stu–

>Bashes tofu instead of natto or some mayo-ridden abomination straight out of a radioactive McDonald's

Tofu doesn't even have much of a flavour for fuck's sake man.


98d14d  No.15514624

>>15514567

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8dec34  No.15514629

>>15514283

Muscular men showing off their gains aren't necessarily gay though. Thanks for reminding me to go lift some more tomorrow.


d95669  No.15514634

>>15514567

Japanese cook primarily with canola oil. Canola oil is VEGETABLE OIL. They render vegetables to make oil for cooking. Perhaps you were thinking of SOY SAUCE. Which is not used as an oil, but as a flavoring.

The Japanese do NOT cook with soybean oil, that's the CHINESE.


98d14d  No.15514638

File: b973fd72fb39027⋯.pdf (795.41 KB, 6894-eng.pdf)

>>15514567

>Soybean oil is their goto when it comes to cooking oil

It's rapeseed you meme spouter.

>They practically invented tofu

It was invented by the chinks, retard. It was originally called "chinese curd" by them.


f5901b  No.15514670

>>15514616

Tofu is on the same level as gutter oil. It's putrid fucking shit, just like anything with soy in it. Generally all east asian cuisine is horrible, both in taste and nutritional benefit, save for Mongol cuisine as that's just barbecue and the rare meat dumpling.

>>15514638

Tofu outside of Japan was introduced by the Japs.


f5901b  No.15514676

>>15514670

*outside of east asia


ef437e  No.15514757

File: 6b87d9dc9187ea6⋯.png (355.16 KB, 768x766, 384:383, 1518142738.png)

>>15514670

>putrid

>when it has no flavor at all unless you add flavor to it

I hate the shit but you talk like a butthurt chink or gook, spreading misinformation about your "enemy".


edf0df  No.15514759

>>15514638

canola/rapeseed oil is also poison


f5901b  No.15514767

>>15514757

Chinks and Gooks also eat tofu. It's why they're all weaklings: they eat faggot ascetic food.


7c4b4b  No.15514793

>Help me find new gay fetish fuel: The thread


a1c198  No.15514858

>>15514759

maybe if you're eating the shitty american kind.


70af04  No.15514865

File: cf2b69803f44ffa⋯.png (515.94 KB, 959x502, 959:502, Timespinner01.png)

File: 43e015f434f665f⋯.png (150.02 KB, 670x828, 335:414, Timespinner02.png)

File: cc0ffc4cec46fe9⋯.png (179.22 KB, 660x901, 660:901, Timespinner03.png)

File: 649474eb130f24a⋯.png (105.89 KB, 1028x307, 1028:307, Timespinner04.png)

Get on my level


47b300  No.15514892

File: f954c78a325e57f⋯.png (439.27 KB, 951x510, 317:170, disney's youtuber played t….png)

Are you fags even trying?


c7ca28  No.15514922

>>15514325

You can be fit and not play a game full of muscle bound men in g strings anon


c7ca28  No.15514928

>>15514629

I already lift and I don't need to look at buff men. You have fun with that though.


c7ca28  No.15514931

>>15514517

Nah I don't have a roid bitch fetish but thanks


d0b8e2  No.15514935

>>15514325

/fit/ is and have always been gay.


e28363  No.15514994

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

e58b87  No.15514996

>>15514989

Aren’t most of these sports animes fujoshi bait?


9c5569  No.15515011

File: 106b066696d713f⋯.jpg (49.14 KB, 509x377, 509:377, 1265425964455.jpg)

>>15514994

Why would you directly link a Markiplier video? Just going by the thumbnail anyway.


a4a3fa  No.15515095

>>15514283

Football and handegg games


1d5a9c  No.15515104

>>15514931

>He thinks the blue haired girl is a roid bitch

Do you even know what muscle girls look like?


b4fe24  No.15515114

Don't talk shit, I've been playing muscle march and forcing my friends to play it for years. In fact I did so last week.


6cffc5  No.15515124

>>15515114

I would accuse you of attempting to groom them for homo ends but it's just too good of a game.


b78e13  No.15515164

>>15515000

Kill yourself, you pathetic goon fuck.


edf0df  No.15515167

>>15515164

>replying to yourself when no one takes your weak bait


039750  No.15515169

File: 615d1a07b57f058⋯.jpg (6.49 KB, 284x276, 71:69, 1422329565387.jpg)

I'd say Amorous, but's it's more so furfag shit still pretty gay though imo.

>>15514865

>Publisher: Chucklefish

mfw


b78e13  No.15515174

>>15515170

Fucking epic. Filtered.


fc133a  No.15515195

>>15514514

its probably comically gay, same for mens who dress as a woman, they are used as comedic characters.

>>15514567

It was already proven that soy doesnt act as a xenoestrogen


b78e13  No.15515198

File: 6daef3bbdc82206⋯.png (262.02 KB, 382x491, 382:491, ClipboardImage.png)

>>15515195

>its probably comically gay, same for mens who dress as a woman, they are used as comedic characters.

This. In Japan, fags are just a silly joke, in the west, fags are jews that want to destroy the root of civilization.

>It was already proven that soy doesnt act as a xenoestrogen

Pic related.


1b5459  No.15515236

>>15514865

>Very Pozzitive

That's all pretty grimy.

It's a shame when shitty agenda pushers are hired as writers, they genuinely think that their (retarded) perspective makes what they've written good. In their fuzz filled heads there's no critique or analysis of the quality of what they've written, you know, weather it's a decent story or not, no none of that, just that they've written *something*/*anything* pozzed to the hilt. That's their bar of excellence and it goes no higher for them, absolutist asshats the lot of them.

Poz = gr8 gaem

Anything else = Problematic Mysoginist Shitlord game


ef2e38  No.15515254

File: 3cb8e66e646262c⋯.jpg (5.07 KB, 318x159, 2:1, black tranny.jpg)

>>15514283

Spiderman has trannies.


54d3a6  No.15515276

Runescape :^)


49a5d5  No.15515363

>>15514283

Democracy

you implement less restrictive funs laws, you get shot by some nu-male


88d878  No.15515451

>>15514283

>I'm gay and I want to find gay games but I don't want to be bullied for being gay

>I'll make a thread mocking gay games and ask if their are any other games, thus hiding my real intentions

OP literal faggot confirmed


226dfe  No.15515469

What about that strategy game about queers with Bastard in the name or something?


70d4bf  No.15515569

File: 995f2b4ed0ffa71⋯.jpg (68.09 KB, 499x516, 499:516, say_fuck_to_china.jpg)

File: 4d3ee675f4d6fbe⋯.png (337.91 KB, 1073x386, 1073:386, 4d3ee675f4d6fbe8ffec044c69….png)

>>15514567

>>15514670

>gutter oil

Who has experience with that, huh?

>>15515195

Xenoestrogens are generally from plastics, phytoestrogens are from plants.

>>15515198

Anon is confused, most plants have phytoestrogens, soybeans have a little more than others but most other plants you eat will contain phytoestrogens.

Xenoestrogens from plastics are actually a thousand times worse than phytoestrogens and there has been talk with fertility experts around the world it might actually be the primary culprit behind declining sperm rates and disruption of overall wildlife fertility.

>Sperm Count Zero

http://archive.is/a3b7A


c7ca28  No.15515718

File: 512a6e1aa48649b⋯.png (43.19 KB, 500x328, 125:82, arachnophobic-huh-you-must….png)

>>15515451

Yeah because that's what I was going for. Nice (((Freudian))) trick there, bud.


c7ca28  No.15515721

Gonna ask me about my mom next, Anon?


44610e  No.15515726

>>15514283

If you look at men flexing and you think it's gay, then I have some bad news for you.


a68343  No.15515731

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15514314

>Posting the least gay of the Cho Aniki games


1ec47d  No.15515753

>>15515718

It does come from a relatively logical argument.

The more you think about something, the likelihood of you having an attachment to the subject is greater.

But since homosexuality is constantly rubbed in our faces, the idea is bunk. You could have easily just looked outside and seen a broad display of homosexuality with how pervasive it is.


42dad7  No.15515829

>>15515718

There is NOTHING wrong with wanting to fuck spiders, you piece of shit.


3ae84b  No.15516213

>>15515829

Anthro-spiders ain't spider fag


897b9f  No.15516221

>>15516213

>>15515829

You can both put a bullet in your brain for wanting to fuck anything other than a germanic wife.


42dad7  No.15516226

File: 5d8b71fa3b778d9⋯.jpg (226.21 KB, 1080x915, 72:61, Screenshot_20180927-205231….jpg)

>>15516221

Germanic Spider.


f5901b  No.15516229

>>15515569

All the East Asian cuisines suck anon. Chinks eat mice alive. Japs eat frogs alive. Flips like to eat duck embryos and bull testicles. The only one that I'm not utterly repulsed by is Mongol cuisine, because it is just barbecue.


897b9f  No.15516233

>>15516229

And jews literally brutalize their animals because they think it tastes good. Welcome to kosher meat.


f5901b  No.15516244

>>15516233

What do rats have anything to do with the barbarism of the Coastal Mongoloids, aside from the fact that the Riceniggers eat rats?


3ae84b  No.15516253

>>15516221

but I'm not white m8

you want the white race to die?


897b9f  No.15516298

>>15516244

Kosher meat is animal cruelty.


4414ce  No.15516399

Any jojo game


ef437e  No.15516437

File: 2c035f70553d3b9⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 187.96 KB, 794x549, 794:549, KOCCHI WO MIRO!.jpg)


b8b221  No.15516462

File: 1b483205ee21f47⋯.png (244.71 KB, 436x436, 1:1, 1b4.png)

>>15514865

Wow, I was actually kind of interested in that but I never pulled the trigger because I wanted to look into it some more. The decent pixel art in-game juxtaposed with the god-awful [[current year]] faces for dialogue was a huge red flag.

The general art still looks good, I think, and the gameplay and it looks like the gameplay might be salvageable. Any chance someone will make an un-fuck patch that rewrites the terrible propaganda pushing and gives the main character at least a qt delicious brown face and then distribute it with a pirated version?


aa8d9b  No.15516472

>>15516462

If the gameplay is decent you can always pirate it and skip all dialog if possible.


375d0d  No.15516485

>>15514617

How is natto disgusting?


43f60d  No.15516492

File: 59c40b7dc72b36b⋯.jpg (262.07 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, serveimage.jpg)


b8b221  No.15516495

>>15516472

The more I look into it, it seems the general opinion is that the gameplay is baseline at best. Has some promise, but doesn't capitalize on the novel mechanics it brings - and the overall depth of combat and level design is lacking.

I still like the pixel art and the color pallet they chose - and I want more qt brown sprite girls in my life, but this game doesn't look like it's going to be something that's worth wasting time with. Anyone with firsthand experience is welcome to debunk me, but I'm not wasting my time.


375d0d  No.15516505

>>15514989

High Speed is good but it doesn't beat Grand Blue


aa8d9b  No.15516525

>>15516495

>Brown Sprites

Shantae is probably the only one I can think of.

It looks like an okay metroidvania, but okay metroidvania isn't what anyone wants.

If you want sick time control action you can try Bleed or maybe Mr Shifty.


ef437e  No.15516529

File: 14a085e4a94027a⋯.jpg (10.51 KB, 345x328, 345:328, 1510779723.jpg)

>>15516485

How is it NOT disgusting?


f760e4  No.15516548

>muscles

>gay

OP is insecure gay fag


eead9b  No.15516561

File: 96678cc42d17021⋯.png (91.55 KB, 187x374, 1:2, 100pleb.png)

>>15516221

No. Roman women make wives. Germanic women make houseslaves just like the Celts and Greeks.


996256  No.15516567


1c1fd5  No.15516572

File: d5d60482d3c7d49⋯.webm (1.47 MB, 640x360, 16:9, laughing darkness.webm)

File: 226d40050d37c0b⋯.mp4 (6.93 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, laughing as the world crum….mp4)

>>15514892

>Very Positive


3459ba  No.15516574

theres nothing to fap to in doom. at least in serious sam theres harpies


1c1fd5  No.15516576

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.


c17716  No.15516584

>>15514283

>Even this game has a token girl character

>Just a man with tits

lol


c17716  No.15516624

File: ed232bdf9d533d4⋯.jpg (79.91 KB, 400x394, 200:197, Natto_mixed.jpg)

>>15516485

Fermented, smells strongly of pungent cheese, and feels all slimy. I dunno what it tastes like, but it's described as "strong".

Why is it a breakfast dish?


edf0df  No.15516639

>>15516624

thats poop


ef937a  No.15516758

>>15516229

Pretty much all cultures have a lot of really awful foods, the French eat frogs and snails, Scandinavians eat rotten fish, the Scottish eat haggis, the Swiss eat dogs and the English subsist primarily on semen.

>>15516561

I wonder how many of these Crusader and Roman LARPers were giant weaboos five or six years ago and just go along with whatever civilization is popular among autists at any given time.


41d7c8  No.15516765

Invidious embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>15514325

>this is what /fit/ believes

You should get out of that Egyptian river before you catch a virus.


03ca7a  No.15516813

File: c4f3ddcb3d3abd5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 55.46 KB, 500x367, 500:367, Carlos.jpg)

>>15516529

How is it natto disgusting?


ef437e  No.15516822

File: 05077d971cc4330⋯.png (93.41 KB, 384x390, 64:65, EnigmaGun.png)


aa8d9b  No.15517064

>>15516765

I'm fucking dying.

But lifting makes me feel pretty gud even if I can't see any aesthetic results yet.


58e90a  No.15517112

File: cd8e50a06617215⋯.jpg (32.52 KB, 400x388, 100:97, 1419134906950.jpg)

I miss Aniki


9a9c78  No.15517143

>>15514467

Yep, was gonna post that


9ae078  No.15517151

File: ae204f75a43b5f8⋯.png (257.19 KB, 408x392, 51:49, ozorpa.png)


f5901b  No.15517197

>>15516758

>haggis

>on the same level as eating frogs and fish alive

>on the same level as collecting food waste and using it for cooking oil

>on the same level as having a whole breed of dog specifically for meat consumption

>on the same level as eating embryos and testicles


c48445  No.15517206

>>15517197

You're right but haggis is still pretty gross.


5bb453  No.15517242

File: 7fe0f1c4d83deb2⋯.png (32.07 KB, 514x352, 257:176, 1433807434096.png)

>>15516765

>that entire video


ef937a  No.15517401

File: fa7b96911a15baa⋯.gif (79.08 KB, 108x108, 1:1, 1416786865843.gif)

>>15517197

Butthurt Scott detected.


6ca73c  No.15517552

>>15517197

>>on the same level as collecting food waste and using it for cooking oil

>food waste

bruh those chinese use oil they get literally off the street to cook food


c7ca28  No.15517849

>>15515829

Like there's nothing wrong with me wanting to fuck your mother. And it's not rape. Morality is a spook and non-consent doesn't exist


adbbc2  No.15518078

>>15516758

> the Swiss eat dogs

One unverified "report" that got copy+pasted to a bunch of tabloids is not the same as "swiss eat dogs".

>>15517401

>Scott

Illiterate Albert detected.




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