/v/ - Video Games

Play Advance Tour on the GBA, then transfer your character to Toadstool Tour on the GCN. Also the PSP version of PangYa.

OP this is a special topic and theres not many people who make a thread like this so i figure its a good time to ask. What draws you into a golf game? I find golf to be the gayest shit on earth in real life and something like a golf game has got to be even gayer. But yet, people still buy and play them and i truly want to know, what brings you to play them?

>>15500364

it's satisfying. think of the logistics of it: you're putting a ball roughly half the size of a tennis ball into a hole that is 4.5" in diameter and is also like 350 yards away. it feels good to do, and it feels even better to do that in fewer strokes than the average person. as far as vidya goes it's fun to do that thing but also level your dude, get new gear, make your vidya character cute or whatever

>>15500364

They're fun for the same reason artillery games are fun. It's like a puzzle game except the solution is a particular combination of angle, velocity and weapon/club.

>>15500380

>>15500390

I suspected it would come down to autism. I understand that though and can see why some would enjoy it. Thanks for information anons polite sage

>>15500378

>jew plays golf implies golf is jewish

No it isn't, faggot. Golf was invented by the Scots.

Kooh never ever again. Bad feels.

>>15500590

Scots are responsible for a fuck ton of invetions I would have never thought. Superior to the English but I still want to sink that entire island, Ireland too.

>>15500378

Fuck off. I'm Jewish and I can tell you with 100% certainty we all fucking hate golf. The only reason we may golf is because of the implied "Talk business on the course" shit. If you ever play golf with one of us we'll always be bitching about it being to hot, the ground being uneven, why are the holes so far away, and plenty of other minor things that the Scots don't give a fuck about. We only golf because you Goy's fucking enjoy talking business while playing this shit. Fuck, can't you people just go to a deli and talk business over a corn-beef on rye like the rest of us.

Seriously, we really do hate golf and only do it to gain a business advantage. I've done it, my father did it, ever member of my synagogue that runs a business or is in some executive position always bitches about having to play golf to talk business.

>>15500651

>Jew attempts to humanize itself

gas yourself

>>15500617

are there other games where i can golf as a loli besides mario golf 64 and the gba one?

>retards turning this into a screaming match over if a select group of people that /pol/ hates like golf

Lmao

I used to play sim golf games like PGA Tour and such, but there are no good golf games anymore. Even sim games are garbage, like The Golf Club. I haven't played a single good sports game in years, let alone a good golf game. This is what happens when the industry becomes full of "le sportsball" autists.

>>15501119

ita only two posts shlomo

>>15501064

Get of your fatass and do it yourself

>>15501144

>it's only two posts

you know how to count, right?

>>15500332

holy shit, this is the same exact op that was from months ago

did you really just save this op and wait to bring it up again and see if someone else can give you better options later?

>>15500364

You clearly never played Neo Turf Masters.

>>15500651

I'am afraid this "Jew" speakest of a truth however odd that may be. For it is said, if you gave a "Jew" a shovel to dig he would loan it to a poor peasant with interest.