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File: 85cdd8774cb411e⋯.gif (458.18 KB, 256x256, 1:1, assdw.gif)

ee74aa  No.15498864

In Meet the Medic we see that the medigun can regenerate teeth and ribs and therefore probably skin. The mercs are mostly American and therefore are cut. Surely this means that all of the mercs are constantly regrowing their foreskins?

f7063a  No.15498875

>>15498864

>tf2cucks don't have a single woman in their game

>have to discuss homosexual shit like foreskins to compensate

Play overwatch retard.


ee74aa  No.15498877

>>15498875

>tf2cucks don't have a single woman in their game

The pyro is female actually.


84039a  No.15498881

File: 9d5532fa13e6233⋯.png (173.26 KB, 2688x2688, 1:1, hmm.png)

>>15498864

In Meet the Medic we see that there is an army of copy and paste Blu Soldiers that have most likely been cloned. Where did they come from, why haven't we seen any more of them, why doesn't Red use that technology? Is everything in the lore a lie?


ee74aa  No.15498886

>>15498881

Valve have always been biased against Blu for some reason.


25d521  No.15498887

>>15498877

Nice fanon, he's clearly a man


e81212  No.15498892

The medigun recovers everything, so their foreskins regrow, and are then cut off during regular medical checkups. The entire RED vs. BLU battle is just an excuse to allow (((them))) to farm foreskins off idiot mercenaries. Now you know.


0fee36  No.15498894


17f9c1  No.15498896

>>15498875

>doesn't have a single real woman in his life

>has to compensate by playing shitty pozzed memegames coz tits n ass am I rite guys

>do boobs feel like bags of sand guys


84039a  No.15498898

File: d97c911d7a65351⋯.jpg (350.9 KB, 747x1024, 747:1024, Pyro_card_front.jpg)


ee74aa  No.15498902

File: 44c3c68117a4f20⋯.jpg (41.17 KB, 500x344, 125:86, pyro_purse.jpg)

>>15498887

Then he's a crossdresser.


ee74aa  No.15498924

>>15498892

Why not just strap them down to tables, forcefeed them and snip + regrow their foreskins?


79a3d1  No.15498946

>>15498864

why would they cut them off after it regrows once you retard


ee74aa  No.15498947

>>15498946

Face cream.


977bae  No.15499013

>>15498898

Sounds like a joke that got out of hand.


84039a  No.15499051

File: 55bdf65627beb6a⋯.jpg (28.94 KB, 612x410, 306:205, 93233584-612x612.jpg)


2ad717  No.15499056

>>15499013

Jokes don't even exist anymore.


5a6752  No.15499076

>>15498881

>trying to explain the spawn system

Are we back in 2007?


c1505b  No.15499091

>>15499076

>Are we back in 2007?

If only. Then we could warn people.


7a464b  No.15499100

File: 498341d9e2f53d7⋯.png (137.55 KB, 2688x2688, 1:1, 9d5532fa13e6233439d6efee9c….png)

>>15498881

Why can't medigun regenerate Demoman's eyeball?


80add3  No.15499104

File: 0738c60c862d747⋯.png (8.15 KB, 240x255, 16:17, dalethinkingohhh.png)

>>15499100

That's actually a good question.


4c8df7  No.15499109

>>15499100

Demo's eye is cursed idiot


15d8c4  No.15499120

>>15499100

He got the heart transplant after he lost his eye maybe


3c4ae3  No.15499123

File: 49ef0832e9ebe07⋯.png (50.13 KB, 214x215, 214:215, ferb.png)

>>15499104

The real question is when does the healing stop? Sure if you're restored to the health you are used to then it "works", but what if the medigun heals an overweight person or someone who has diabetes? Do they get /fit/? If you heal a retard do they become smart? And how smart? 200+ IQ smart or average smart?


5a6752  No.15499141

File: 254e00a6a58c086⋯.png (3.61 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 9cd8743f718ab8f⋯.png (3.65 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 613bdd313b78c44⋯.png (3.21 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 8e0082bdd3682fa⋯.png (3.26 MB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


e2e9fe  No.15499167

dubs check em


03ef7b  No.15499177

>>15498898

>>15499013

More like referring to him being non-human.


03ef7b  No.15499212

>>15499141

I though this was some stupid valve meme humor but then I realized that the joke was that Demo is that fucking stupid and persistent and has 0 common sense. Really what I hate about the new approach to the characters is that they are actually complete idiots instead of insane professionals.


873c39  No.15499231

>>15498875

>play overwatch

>get banned for saying "easy" in the chat

real choice game right there, numbskull. can't wait to shell out another $60 to play with my wife's boyfriend.


9e66be  No.15499234

>>15499212

That describes the whole lore. “Wacky Adventures of Mercenaries” or whatever. That's why I prefer when TF2 had no story. You can really see the shift in the map designs, how old maps used to have these outside areas with lots of environmental story-telling that always hints towards something but never explicitly tells and leaves you speculating.


6df559  No.15499236

Pyro is a boat.


84039a  No.15499245

>>15499212

>>15499234

4 years of literally dying multiple times every day can make anyone into literal nihilist retards.


252eb3  No.15499252

>>15499236

No, Pyro is an attack helicopter, shitlord.


03ef7b  No.15499256

>>15499245

No, they would just get used to it. One thing I like is that they are shown barely responding to death or injuries. I think it was soldier who got his hand chopped of and he simply non-nonchalantly tell the rest.


860762  No.15499298

>>15498902

Pyro is crazy. Pyrovision shows he sees in rainbows and candy, so the flower is just a pretty innocent flower, gender has nothing to do with it, Tumblr


98025c  No.15499304

File: 5678452c42f9a66⋯.png (285.98 KB, 540x718, 270:359, 5678452c42f9a66710ce3ac6c6….png)

>>15498864

>The mercs are mostly American and therefore are cut.

Do Americans actually circumcize their babies even when they aren't little kikes?


255c36  No.15499317


860762  No.15499360

>>15499304

Canadians too

t. cutfag


137642  No.15499395

File: aaa05b7db2b8f3b⋯.png (233.49 KB, 727x720, 727:720, 20dfd03cacce8094020c92685f….png)

>>15498875

>Play overwatch

>D.va talks trash

>you talk trash

>you get banned


45f01c  No.15499420

File: b4c86db8e4b7551⋯.gif (1.72 MB, 350x266, 25:19, 1413186866794.gif)

>>15498864

>Surely this means that all of the mercs are constantly regrowing their foreskins?


03ef7b  No.15499445

File: cd1c0e054505508⋯.png (86.89 KB, 515x428, 515:428, cd1c0e054505508292ecf2cc1c….png)

>>15499395

I cant even find Overcuck girls attractive. They are just so fucking fake and bland. This game has been a plague not only on gaming but also on porn because artists have flooded boorus with that shit + actually good artists constantly waste their time with these unfappable cunts instead of doing hot characters from other series/games.


50a0d9  No.15499461

>>15499395

Obviously, this intentionally kills male social interactions, but is there any evidence whatsoever that this level of play-date babysitting has any positive effect that non-commie devs would actually want? Higher player retention? Fewer rage quits? Anything?


b9a954  No.15499491

>>15498864

What do you mean by constantly? Maybe they regrow it one time and that's all.

There also was discussion about demo's eye. But in comics it was corfirmed to be cursed. So even if it regrows they scoop it out.


86e919  No.15499501

>>15498864

Normally it takes some time for a thread to turn into discussing dicks but OP skipped the vidya and rushed right to the point


344d56  No.15499516

>>15498877

His concept art shows he's a man, dumbass.


2e21ac  No.15499528

>>15499298

PYRO IS TRANS

The tranny that immolated itself, over Wu, was the original inspiration. :^)


b9a954  No.15499654

File: 2d23649e71b2376⋯.jpg (318.32 KB, 1500x985, 300:197, C8m3_CqXYAE7-hz.jpg)

File: efd4396c4b21b93⋯.jpg (289.88 KB, 1500x985, 300:197, C8m3_GvXsAA7zCq.jpg)

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File: b7dfb1331b99aa6⋯.jpg (334.63 KB, 1500x985, 300:197, C8m3_G7WAAAT1F3.jpg)

>>15499516

Concepts are concepts, and non canonical.

Recently an early tf2 comics came to the surface and it was different from recent ones.


084047  No.15499774

>>15499104

>>15499100

Demoman's Eye was removed by a Ghost Wizard. It's cursed.


01181a  No.15499791

>>15499304

Yes they're one the only non muslim/jewish countries that do it on such a massive scale and the most disturbing part is most of them defend it.

Feels good having an intact penis and a mother who loved me enough to not mutilate me.


1e8834  No.15499792

File: b67d1aaf8e53a5e⋯.png (43.55 KB, 300x300, 1:1, b67d1aaf8e53a5eb431a899a05….png)

I can't respect anyone who doesn't have their foreskin


b9a954  No.15499849

>>15499792

>Respecting someone over their parents choise.


fdca4e  No.15499876

File: 0043ae86dd4604a⋯.jpg (54.56 KB, 500x528, 125:132, nofun.jpg)

>bumplocked


50a0d9  No.15499935

>>15499876

>Yet another thinly veiled excuse to talk about politics and the jews.

>Fun.

This is not a good vidya thread and it deserved to be bumplocked.


fdca4e  No.15499961

>>15499935

Why don't you show me where all the posts about politics and jews are.


84039a  No.15500000

File: f0b02a2108ab2da⋯.jpg (70.08 KB, 800x472, 100:59, 1324181066730.jpg)

>>15499961

I can't show you that, but I can show you these.


66df8b  No.15500015

File: ef7b86ffe862470⋯.jpg (32.19 KB, 437x211, 437:211, check.jpg)

>>15500000

Very nice.


b9a954  No.15500025

>>15500000

checked


024e7f  No.15500035

>>15499395

>catfish overwatch key

>play like absolute braindead manworm without limbs

>get people banned for shittalking you

Such is life in the safespace.

>>15499445

>They are just so fucking fake and bland.

So are all korean women, and they look like aliens too.


b89a63  No.15500041

File: d5915dbea85ce12⋯.png (106.86 KB, 246x357, 82:119, d5915dbea85ce12f904907047f….png)

File: 08e636ec112464b⋯.webm (578.66 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 08e636ec112464be6c062a5f5….webm)


c8bcb2  No.15500061

File: 32f8a6e31da5ebc⋯.jpg (101.91 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1432191216499.jpg)


01181a  No.15500063

File: 0effc1e5b76c168⋯.png (365.31 KB, 820x900, 41:45, 0effc1e5b76c1681f1ae43ffee….png)

>>15500000

Very impressive.


b9fb1e  No.15500073

File: 058f3b2074f62d6⋯.jpg (106.65 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, Nice dubs.jpg)


c60809  No.15500076

File: 2e88dd7601115bf⋯.png (107.21 KB, 506x333, 506:333, Smugatoro_Checked.PNG)


6d3af1  No.15500097

>>15500000

Those are bretty good!!


99bd3a  No.15500134

File: 7fe2acb2fafc660⋯.png (149.92 KB, 600x620, 30:31, absolute wew.png)

>>15500000

>dubquints


c162c9  No.15500452

File: 443d560d2c86070⋯.jpg (20.03 KB, 378x252, 3:2, AJ_Dubs.jpg)


45f01c  No.15500532

File: 10df0bdd16fc5b1⋯.gif (78.59 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 1460969148831.gif)

>>15500000

Fuck it, we dubs thread now.


6aa3f4  No.15501868

File: 8fbd5f31bd0f12c⋯.png (279.9 KB, 558x361, 558:361, 8fbd5f31bd0f12ca7d5b886976….png)

>>15500532

Then where are your dubs?


b5537b  No.15508151

>>15499654

are these from the last one? eighth one was the last one iirc. This one looks pretty dark.


a70ca7  No.15510465

File: 4989e3ac0c54af3⋯.jpg (51.15 KB, 768x768, 1:1, C8m4dvPXUAAsast.jpg)

>>15508151

It's a comics from 2006.




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