04508a No.15445829
Have you encountered an instance in vidya where luck was just not on your side?
>Just Cause 3
>random encounter mission
>guys car ran out of gas and he wants me to tow it
>figure it's only a hundred meters so I'll just tether it along to the gas station
>halfway there I hear an explosion behind me
>random shootout between rebels and military had blown up the gas station
>Encounter failed! Gas station was destroyed!
The shootout was on the road and the pumps were a good 40 feet from there. No wonder the rebels were losing they can't aim for shit.
6c2d8e No.15446184
I remember a round on Goldrush where I would get fragged every single time I left spawn, not even a 24/7 instarespawn server, they would just be coincidentally targeting me as an Engineer on offense.
ba9212 No.15446301
If you have bad luck playing vidya, is it bad video game luck or bad regular life luck?
23a379 No.15446330
>L4D2
>Using a mutation mod where you're all by yourself with no reserve ammo, the zombies are as fast as usual, each hit does a shitload of damage to you, and only headshots kill zombies
>cut zombie heads off with melee weapon like an axe or katana
>lol fuck you, I cranked up the hp on the zombies to the point where a head shot won't always kill
>behead a zombie with an axe and it only stumbles and keeps running at me with its bloody mangled head on the floor and I fucking die as it rapes me because all shoving is limited by a cooldown in this mutation
47feec No.15446343
>>15445829
>playing insurgency: sandstorm
>climbing my way up stairs, blowing niggas away
>being tactical as shit, have a buddy that knows how to do shit
>we're beating the fuck out of the enemy
>faggot behind us throws a grenade
>it bounces right off the corner of the exit on the stairs
>it lands at our feet
>we fucking die
Ruined our kill streak.
429828 No.15446347
Almost every time I ever played a Fire Emblem game, I encountered bad luck. Who thought allowing enemies to get crits was a good idea? Better yet, who thought RNG in strategy video games was a good idea?
>muh risk management
No such thing when what was supposed to be a 90% chance to hit misses and the enemy crits you in return, killing the unit. FE games are the only ones I feel no guilt at all over savescumming.
47feec No.15446390
>>15446347
>No such thing when what was supposed to be a 90% chance to hit misses and the enemy crits you in return, killing the unit
Good soldiers that do everything right die all the time. This is a lesson for you. You cannot control everything, even in a game. And I don't know why you should feel guilt at savescumming in any game. If you can take advantage of it, you should. That's part of any game.
beb84d No.15446414
>>15446330
That's not bad luck, that's just shitty game design.
d6825a No.15446593
>>15445829
the entirety of 7.62 hard life i have to savescum because of my awful luck and skill. on the opposite end when i was heavy into playing cs 1.6 in high school and was good enough to get accused of being a hacker frequently, i sprayed and prayed walking into a room and got 3 headshots on the 3 people waiting for me. the salt i harvested from that game was amazing.
the best way to git gud was to play tacticool mode because the downtime let you study other people while deathmatch was mindless and only good for showing off rather than building skill. then i got angry at source RNG bullet patterns and gave up
e8df97 No.15446614
>>15446330
This is why I don't use difficulty mods. They never find the right balance and either still prove too easy, or are so stupid that it takes half hour to kill anything while you can die by stubbing your toe.
b1b6d4 No.15446672
Any game where an item drops a percentage of the time
>MonHun
>Have to get something with a 10% of dropping
>Have to kill the thing 30 times to be lucky enough to get 2 of the damn things
d6825a No.15446771
>>15446672
>play high level vindictus
>have to enchant max level weapons using scrolls
>scrolls drop from some of the easiest levels but have a 0.001% chance to drop or less
>enchanting is RNG, failure can result in your weapon getting destroyed having to grind that shit all over again
>just upgrading your weapon to the point where you want to enchant is also RNG and upgrading each time from +11 to +15 all can result in it getting destroyed
>alternative is fighting with bots on the market to get enough dosh to buy scrolls from another bot
what a waste of my life
0c4a90 No.15446785
>>15445829
>Ragnarok
>Remembered leveling up to Monk, and wanting pic related as a pet
>Can't get the fucking pet egg after so many tries
88f8ad No.15446853
>playing antistasi
>have a base in a church on a mountain
>start fighting for an outpost at the foot of the mountain
>base is finally cleared, me and friend run for it and use the building in the outpost as cover while we fend off wave after wave
>three fucking helicopters and two planes come in to drop off more soldiers
>we finally kill the last of them
>mortar sounds
>get PTSD as the outpost gets bombed to shit
>we now own the outpost, but it's fucking flattened
>NATO decides to attack us right after
>another two helicopters drop soldiers near our base
>"APC spotted"
>"APC spotted"
>"APC spotted"
>three fucking APCs charge at us
>throw mines around the church while we shoot the soldiers
>disable three APCs, another one manages to fucking flip around on a road
>seems we're about to win
>civilians on the church decide to panic
>fucking start running around
>one of the retards steps on a mine that was too close to the church
>explodes
>civilian dies
>the church is fucking destroyed
>base guide died, so our base reseted back to bumfuck nowhere
>we eventually die and respawn in bumfuck nowhere
>NATO takes the outpost and the town we had back
>while NATO decided to throw everything they had at two random rebels the glolious chink army took over a third of the map
>even if we somehow manage to beat NATO, the chinks will fucking destroy us
>give up and reset
Sometime life just wants to fucking kill you.
88f8ad No.15446858
>>15446853
What the fuck happened to the pic?
411b06 No.15447287
>>15446672
Random drops are fucking cancer, even in games that don't use them as an excuse to push microtransations. I never understood why it's seemingly impossible to program a system that works better. As simple as it keeping a count of how many monsters you've slain or chests you've opened or whatever it is, and each one slowly increases the drop rate until (after the number that would make sense, say 25 or 30 if it's a 1/20 drop rate) it is like 99.99%, and then when you actually get a drop it resets back to the base amount. That way you can't get fucked by a round of bad luck, and slaying X amount of monsters divided by the drop rate will result in the correct amount of drops, not randomly more or less.
It aggravates me that humans are so motherfucking prone to gaining pleasure out of gambling, and so actually like this kind of bullshit. Must be some kind of universal brain defect.
04508a No.15447395
>playing siege
>map is border
>pick Cav and hide in a room
>teammate gets into a firefight in the office next to the armory
>dies
>suddenly I drop dead
>kill cam shows enemy spraying and praying my teammate
>literally the last shot exits the room, goes through a wall, and it's me in the head
I was not amused.
47feec No.15447404
>>15447287
>It aggravates me that humans are so motherfucking prone to gaining pleasure out of gambling
Git gud
b1b6d4 No.15447436
>>15447404
How do you get better at pure luck?
47feec No.15447458
>>15447436
>gambling is pure luck
Either way, read what you wrote again. See if you can tell what I was talking about.
b1b6d4 No.15447485
>>15447458
You are right, its worse because you usually have to beat a system designed for you to lose.
3514a7 No.15447514
>>15447458
Real gambling isnt pure luck depending on what kind of game you play.
But Vidya RNG is nothing but a cheap way to waste the players time. Its the difference between a game that has 50 hours of gameplay and a game that has 500 hours of "gameplay"
After all, there are people who played through 300+ Destiny strikes just to get an upgrade for a weapon that is mediocre to begin with.
7e108b No.15447517
>Vermintide 2 Champion difficulty
>be trekking through forest as Waystalker
>lv 15 dwarf dead because lv 15
>rest are decent but rather unreliable for watching your back
>At half health because of a few unlucky blocks
>hear stormvermin patrol somewhere nearby
>clear out enemies in the clearing so we can retreat if needed
>shoot stormvermin in head
>it fucking morphs into 20 blackfurs
55db39 No.15447530
>>15447287
Random drops don't even make sense a lot of the time anyway. Like I kill a monster that has a tail and I somehow can't get the tail every time. Is my character retarded or something? Do the tails fly off in to space? If something has value and should be hard to obtain, make the enemy or requirements to get it hard, but guaranteed for your effort.
47feec No.15447532
>>15447485
>not being naturally endowed with luck
>>15447514
Yeah, there are bad examples, but RNG can be good if implemented in the right places. Gambling can be very fun. And losing only hurts at first
efdac6 No.15447563
>be playing Brigador
>Full Linear or Bust
>spacers on The Loop
>get laser'd by 6 million space degenerates
That fucking commander blob is unfair, and it happens every fucking time.
>>15447517
>champ
>playing elf
>aggroing the patrol
You know nothing, for you are a shitter
b1b6d4 No.15447591
>>15447532
>Implying luck has anything to do with anything when the (((house))) covers all its bases
Maybe if you play casually amongst friends you can count on luck.
037bc9 No.15447596
>play any online game
>Everyone is a retard but me
That is my luck every time
47feec No.15447627
>>15447591
>(((house)))
Can't out-Jew a Jew, famalam. I'll be grabbing shekels like the President grabs pussy. But seriously, gambling can be fun if you don't go into it with the mindset that you're going to win. If you can't do this, you're never going to enjoy it. Grinding is shit, but that's a bad usage of RNG. Hits and other mini-games being based on this, though is not.
efdac6 No.15447634
>>15447591
With tickets you at least have an even shot of pulling a winner, it's just set up from the start so that there's enough losers to pay off the winners and still skim a little extra to cover overhead.
That, and tickets are the least fun way to gamble away your money
47feec No.15447642
>>15447634
In all honesty, I unironically like spending money at strip clubs. I used to feel bad about wasting money, but in all honesty, if you don't enjoy it, what's the point?
16ce06 No.15447670
>>15447627
>gambling can be fun if you don't go into it with the mindset that you're going to win
Thats called gambling addiction.
47feec No.15447684
>>15447670
No, gambling addicts have this stupid sensation that they're going to end up on top. If you walk into a casino, don't bring extra money. Decide what you're going to spend and spend it. If you feel tired and want to leave, and you're on top, then cool, and if not whatever. You can leave when you feel like. I usually don't spend more than $1k whenever I go, which is about once a year. Most of the time I spend it on other shit.
037bc9 No.15447693
>>15447684
>I generally don't throw away more than $1k before I go
So you are both rich and stupid. Or at least I hope Rich.
3fbbff No.15447701
>>15446347
What is a Luck stat, you mong. Level up your units more or use pre-promotes.
>Killing weapons
Use units with high defense.
47feec No.15447708
>>15447693
I'm not "rich". I make okay money, and I'm single. I think of it like spending on entertainment. I've spent money on going to concerts, or other shit that doesn't stay with you. You don't get to keep any of that. Plus, making bets on things, or just plain gambling can be fun, especially if you have a couple of friends. It's not fun if you're a sad fucker getting drunk by a table and just pissing your kid's college fund away. That's stupid. If you don't like gambling, then it's not your sort of entertainment, but if you treat it as just that, then it's not going to be a problem.
20d2cc No.15447709
>>15446301
Luck can be confined to specific activities. One of the players in my tabletop group has uncanny luck with tabletop games. A great example is his cleric in Dark Heresy. He survived getting shot at with a heavy machine gun from a combat servitor while sprinting across the catwalks of a giant prison platform to our ship. It was just like three rounds of him fucking sprinting in the open and getting shot at. He was like, "The Emperor will protect me." And clerics get this thing where they can potentially reroll the Fate dice they use, which are really useful. One of the uses is negating damage. He used his Fate dice to negate all of that machinegun fire even though he was hit like four or five times at least because they just kept landing on the reroll number. He got to the ship, started the engines and melted the combat servitor with the ship's multi-laser. And then all of us grew a little bit more pious that day.
037bc9 No.15447762
>>15447708
Literally what is fun about watching kikes take your money? Investing can be fun but how is just seeing your money slowly waste away fun?
47feec No.15447804
>>15447762
>Literally what is fun about watching kikes take your money?
Being a kike myself. I feel like it gives back to the community.
In all seriousness, though, it's like asking what's so fun about listening to some fag play music live when you can have the record, or why is spending money on riding a rollercoaster is fun, and spending on strippers (this can be a game in and of itself). I mean, I've paid money just to shoot machine guns. That was a waste of money, but it was fun.
>Investing can be fun but how is just seeing your money slowly waste away fun?
Again, you're not thinking of entertainment. You're thinking of making money. Stop doing that. Investing is just a way to save for retirement. Gambling is a way to entertain yourself, and it costs money, sometimes more and sometimes less.
Now, maybe it's because you think I'm some fucktard spending all of my cash on frivolous shit (which it certainly looks like), but I budget my shit, and all the left over money is free to be spent on whatever retarded shit I want. Like if you go into a casino, do it with friends, or if you don't like that, then make friendly bets with your friends for petty cash. That shit is all sorts of fun if you're into it, and if you're not, then you're not. I mean, I'd stay away from the lottery, though. That shit is just for people with hopes and dreams and a very shitty sense of odds. I will admit that I bought one the day after my divorce was final. I was kind of feeling down and I thought it would be funny if I won.
429828 No.15447862
>>15447701
Like clockwork, the FE Defense Force comes out of the woodwork to say it's somehow my fault the RNG (i.e. Bad game design) screwed me over. Nevermind the fact that the stats units get from leveling up is determined by RNG as well.
>Implying killing weapons are the only weapons that can crit
ecb86f No.15447869
>>15447709
The Emperor Protects
b9e4ec No.15447903
Nothing comes to mind because I savescum a lot because fuck RNG
3fbbff No.15447913
>>15447862
You get more units the more you play. If you ever get RNGscrewed, you can sometimes dump the unit for one with worse growth rates and better base stats or try to salvage it with level ups from lasthits. FE games are about making a strategy that limits ways in which getting unlucky can fuck you, so if you complain about the 1% crit there's a solution for that.
>
git gud you fucking scrub
411b06 No.15452858
>>15447514
>Real gambling isnt pure luck depending on what kind of game you play.
BULL fucking SHIT, man. Literally every gambling game is precision designed to give the House the edge, and because of Gambler's Ruin, you are GUARANTEED to eventually lose. The only thing that changes this is card games where you can count cards, and even then you'll get found out and kicked out of the casino, so you still lose.
What's so fun about losing? Are you a masochist? Do you enjoy breaking your own valuables or hitting yourself in the balls for funsies??
>>15447709
I've saw a group of friends of mine have some terrible luck in tabletop. The GM made a "mini-boss" that was supposed to just momentarily delay the group for a few minutes, and instead two hours later they still hadn't killed the fucker because HE kept getting nat 20s and THEY kept getting bad rolls. At one point one guy tried to, and I quote "suplex the enemy into a burning tent", but rolled a ONE. Managed to suplex himself into the tent, and burned to death.
Funny as shit, but man the bad luck.
38b6bd No.15452943
>>15445829
Anyone got that one webm of GTA online?
47feec No.15455819
>>15452858
>What's so fun about losing? Are you a masochist?
You take it way too seriously. Gambling should be done for its own sake, not because you want to win. That way, you can't really lose.
>Do you enjoy breaking your own valuables or hitting yourself in the balls for funsies??
I mean, I have broken my own shit for fun, and I used to be into boxing when I was a kid.
0cab71 No.15455877
>>15447903
Same here. Why the fuck did they put it in the game if they didn't want you to do it?
280d41 No.15455891
>play game with random loot
>constantly get super rare shit that I don't need
>nothing I want ever drops
Such is life.
5bff9c No.15456030
I know it's not quite what your thread is about, but I've seen a few rpgs with a luck stat. More often, it's simply an increase to everything or more item drops.
What I've seen done very rarely is that the luck stat affects both good and bad randomization. So for example, a character with 0 luck in an rpg is strictly stat/skill based for damage and stuff. But when they have 50 luck, their final damage done is randomized higher or lower
5bff9c No.15456037
>>15455891
In my opinion, a well designed rpg would have several ways to obtain loot. For example, grinding gold to buy it, finding it in a chest in a side dungeon much earlier, using knowledge of the game to craft it way sooner, trading for it with other players, or getting a lucky drop.
259eb3 No.15457814
>>15446785
i never bothered about pets till they added in pet abilities and combat, even after that they weren't that great.
7e108b No.15457845
>>15447869
This level of hubris is the folly that kills civilizations. I'm surprised the neckbeard didn't mock Taoism.
>the human soul, pure and incorruptable
If the Chaos gods had sides, they'd be orbiting the Aether.
5c5fec No.15457855
I played Pokemon seriously and competitively.
e5236a No.15457872
>>15445829
>Just Cause
I had a similar problem
>fucking about in JC2 moving via grappling hook, waiting for a good vehicle to show up because the one I was driving had 4pm appointment with a tree downhill after I finished a mission
>Reach a road
>See some civie cars passing by, and a gas station a few meters off in front of me
>Bored as shit from hooking my way downhill, decide to hook into a motorbike that's coming my way
>Just as I hit a car with it, see a red militia truck passing by my in the opposite direction (one of those long hummer-like cars from one of the factions)
>Quickly turn to hook into it instead
>Then an enemy jeep spawns near the gas station, red jeep get aggro'd and starts chasing it
>Change my mind and hook into the bike again so I can fuck off
>Realize midway through my flight towards the bike that I accidentally hooked it to the red jeep
>The one that's speeding towards the fleeing enemy jeep near the gas station
>With the Unbreakable Hook Link mod and some other physics-fucking mods
>Red jeep violently yanks bike off the ground as I kick the biker off of it like a rubberband
>Flings me straight into a gas pump at the station
>Get blasted into the stratosphere
>Game over
d5a87d No.15457879
>>15447862
>being this butthurt over gambling
Are you a women?
e2077b No.15457895
>>15457855 (checked)
Just be glad you're out of it.
411b06 No.15458199
>>15455819
>Gambling should be done for its own sake
But what IS the sake? What about it is enjoyable? You're in a giant shitty building with shitty food surrounded by the smell of rancid stinking humans by the hundreds and cigarette smoke, it's noisy as hell, and you're playing shitty simplistic games and basically never winning. I have to imagine everyone there is under some delusion that they will suddenly strike it rich, because IT'S NOT FUN.
e5236a No.15458224
>>15458199
>But what IS the sake?
fermented rice wine
d5a87d No.15458244
>>15458199
Casino games aren't the only form of gambling, Autismo. You can also play those type of games outside of a casino. The fun come from the thrill of risk taking.
ab1c76 No.15458271
>>15445829
>GTAV
>Have full warehouse
>Delivering
>Rival gang chases me with flying cars with rockets
>Somehow dodge their attacks by weaving through traffic
>Almost to destination
>Some Asshat who went invisible earlier guns the shit out of me with a specialty stealth attack chopper
>Lose out on 300k+
>Absolutely seething
>Asshat was maybe rewarded 5k for killing me
>Still think about it sometimes while playing online
Very Bad LUK
ac1f52 No.15458928
Playing DQ11
> doing fun casino mini-games
> playing roulette
> win the fucking jackpot!
first pic related
> step outside
> talk to little girl
> can you go inside the casino for something? they won't let me in cos i'm a widdle kid
> talk to the man at the roulette table who just saw me win the jackpot
> "sure i'll give the little girl what she wants, but only if you win the roulette jackpot!"
second pic related
411b06 No.15462754
>>15458244
>The thrill of risk taking
>Taking a risk is thrilling when you know you're going to lose
This is like going on a rollercoaster knowing full well that it's going to break and fling you off to be seriously injured.
It's still just retardation.
15f3eb No.15462814
Yugioh World Championship 2006
>Pulling through Pharaonic Guardian for Terraforming
>It's a common
>Spend tens of thousands of DP on it
>Pull 3 of nearly every other card, including SRs and URs
>1 copy of Terraforming
3e376a No.15462847
>playing EB as pontos
>early game
>i'm broke
>nearly no units
>saving economic grace is that I have some mines
>seleukeia declares war
>they move several full armies next to a town with only 3 generals in
>end turn
>would face them in the city but pontos general units are archer chariots
>take all three generals and the low tier unit I could afford and move to use them to block the route to the city
>end turn
>first deathstack is defeated thanks to ferrying around my generals and hitting with another at the enemies backs
>low tier unit is mostly gone
>repeat ferry fuckery on second deathstack
>third deathstack manages to slay one of the generals
>I now have two very high exp generals with lessened numbers for defense
>defeat the fourth and last deathstack by constantly pausing and giving orders to these two poor fucks
>turn end continues
>game crashes
5bff9c No.15462916
>>15462814
Doesn't that game give the enemies perfect knowledge of your deck and even "coincidentally perfect" rigged draws?
I think I saw a video on YT of someone doings a free mode battle and the opponent went first, played two pots of greed and revealed exodia before he could do anything
47feec No.15464106
>>15462754
Again, you keep thinking losing is a total negative, and it's not. You're spending money to be entertained. Stop making it about winning money, and you don't actually lose all the time. You must be one unlucky SOB to actually lose every single fucking time.
543fec No.15464129
I'm not even gonna give (You)s to this failure-fetishizing freak of nature.
Anyway, OP, in 7th Stand User, you have an extremely rare chance of getting a free Bunny Suit early in the game if you keep talking to this one girl. I set up an autoclicker, played some Game Boy Color games, fell asleep, and woke up the next morning, and I still didn't have the fucking suit.
3952a3 No.15464360
Pokemon Emerald Battle Factory - trying to get the last gold symbol. The battle before Noland (final boss), a Dewgong appears, his Quick Claw activates twice in a row (3% chance), which enables it to go first both times. Both of those times he used Sheer Cold - a 30% accuracy one-hit-kill move, and hit both times (9%). The chance of all that happening is 0.25%, or one out of 400 tries. If any of that went the other way - for example he missed ONCE or moved second ONCE, I would have won that battle, and could challenge the final boss.
I've got that gold symbol later though - took me ten fucking years.
ae5f18 No.15464457
>>15464106
You are overly defensive for someone who's in just for losing.
47feec No.15464511
>>15464457
Nah, fam. I'm just trying to explain the unexplainable. You're just not going to get it, which means gambling is not for you. That's cool. From your perspective, winning is important. For me, it's not. I'm just spending money to play a game. I'm the guy that spent money at metal slug, knowing full well that he wasn't going to finish the game. I don't know. I guess we're just different.
944e1a No.15464592
>>15445829
>FFTA-2
>Mission says you have to win the fight while obeying the law
>Law says No Missing
>First round, attack accuracy is around 90+%
>Swing…..and a miss ON THE FIRST FUCKING ATTACK!
>Had to repeat the mission…..repeat statement number 3 and 4 for about 3 to 4 times
I don't know why but RNG hates me.
7d93f8 No.15464605
>playing Just Cause 3
it is such a disappointment, why did Avalanche Studios' writing staff have to be replaced by talantless hipster shits?
69773e No.15464628
>>15464605
are you seriously implying that JC2 had good writing? Those games wore never about the story or characters
6f711d No.15464674
>RimWorld
>Randy, tribal, 2 colonists
>second day and one gets the plague
>dies
>Starsector
>exiting out of the 1st sector
>two 20 ship pirate fleet out of nowhere because fuck you
25b783 No.15464700
I swear monster hunter's desire sensor is an actual thing and the games are programmed to read your mind.
>playing 3U
>get to G-rank, need some tails to make a strong mixed set for my hammer
>do tail runs, which is cutting the tail and then triple carting if you get the desired item
>tails are more or less a 50% chance on each tail cut so it's ok
>plate
>plate
>plate
>scale
>spike
>emerald/ruby/jewel, which has a 2% chance of dropping from a tail
>another jewel
>ANOTHER fucking jewel
>plate
>plate
>spike
>30 tail runs later and not a single tail, swimming in jewels though
>save, turn off the game and jerk off
>2 hours later come back and do one tail run
>jewel
>redo the quest, kill the fucker, get a plate from its tail
>another jewel in rewards and a bunch of scales and hides
>give up on the mixed set, decide to make the selene ZZZXZ set instead because i have all the mats for it already
>go through the guild quests one by one
>on the very first quest where i have to kill said monster i get a tail from carving and another in rewards
Fucking why.
>>15464360
The best part is that even with all this RNG bullshit Emerald's battle frontier is still the most fair, try the XY chatelaine if you want an ulcer.
>pokesav a perfect team of mega kangaskhan, blissey and starmie
>3 battles away from evelyn i run into a quick claw walrein
>no worries, i can shit on him with thunderbolt or use it as set up with power up punch
>quick claw procs three times in a row and sheer cold's my entire team, doesn't miss even once, can do nothing but stare at the screen
There's also the time i got my salamence killed in platinum's frontier by a rhydon with stone edge, somehow earthquake managed to miss twice in a row despite having 100% accuracy.
9bbe9f No.15464738
>>15464700
If you're superstitious about the desire sensor, just google all the gear recipes instead of checking them in the game.
2e719e No.15464798
>>15464628
It had better writing than 3, absolutely. It was camp, was supposed to be camp, knew it was camp, and took it to logical extremes.
25b783 No.15464846
>>15464798
The writing is still awful, the point of JUST Cause is blowing up buildings and causing mayhem, you're not supposed to pay attention to the plot, i mean the plot of 2 is that you have to travel to panau and find a guy named tom sheldon, after the very first mission you get contacted by a guy named "sloth demon", who knows a lot about you and sells you weapons and vehicles he is tom sheldon and they didn't even bother to hide it because sloth demon is a fucking anagram of his name.
4a8e3d No.15464891
>>15464360
> Grinding for shiny legendaries in Ultra Sun
> Get Shiny Dialga twice
> Not right nature both times.
I know I won't get them ready for the new legendary competitive tournament. I know I probably won't be able to use them outside of free-for-all in the next game. I know I won't even be playing the next game online due to Jewtendo charging for it.
But I want to collect it. And knowing it's nature is "wrong" is like having a sports car with the engine of a pinto.
000000 No.15465186
In Pokémon USUM I was using a team of Mega Salamence, Aegislash, and Pheremosa in order to climb the battle tree. I always led with Pheremosa because it is very fast and can hit most of the Pokémon in the game supereffectively. So I get to battle no. 45, and my game plan is going smoothly. I tell Pheremosa to use high jump kick, which has a 10% chance to fail adn cause pheremosa to lose 50% of its health, which essentially guarantees it will die to the next hit it takes. It fails, but I recover and still win the battle. Battle no. 46, same thing happens. Battle no. 47, same thing happens again, but this time I can't recover. I haven't attempted it again since. So basically I had a 1/1000 chance to lose and I did.
000000 No.15465217
>>15446347
I love how Echoes has a time travel feature built in so you don't have to savescum.
fd2947 No.15465308
5bff9c No.15465315
>>15465186
You know the battle tower/subway/etc will make teams designed to take you out and fucks with the RNG right
872e08 No.15465405
>>15457845
Don't waste your time, brother.
Those who rant and rave about the corpse Emperor will just respond with the typical drivel.
Glory to the Dark Gods.
7d93f8 No.15465626
>>15464628
Thewriting in 1 and 2 were nothing to write home about, 3 on the other hand is cringe. It's Borderlands 2 mixed with Saints Row 3, annoying characters mixed with awful delivery.
And why the fuck did they remove your radar?
912c2b No.15465736
>>15465405
Remove Heretics
d75546 No.15466420
>>15446330
>creature still follows you and swings when close without a head
>they follow your movements without eyes
4313c8 No.15466785
>>15447532
Chichiko is shit. Momiji is where it's at.
4ddf79 No.15466822
>>15465405
Guilliman rose, and so will the Emperor.
How does that grab you?
8f5f40 No.15467303
>>15458244
> The fun come(s) from the thrill of risk taking
then it's not very efficient, if you wanted to maximize the trill it would look very different. almost like a game
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/QawvGzYWhqdyPWgBL/new-improved-lottery
992a8a No.15467404
>>15447395
ive gotten randomly wallbanged in the head accidentally so many times in this game
3833ca No.15467515
>play FE6
>this faggot keeps getting shit level ups
Every fucking time.
If someonecould help me out with >>15462057 I'd really appreciate it
8f5f40 No.15469274
>>15447869
what is the god emperor's creed based on? it seems way too powerful to have been created to scam idiots by selling them overpriced lead figures.
025344 No.15478226
>>15445829
Shit like that is why JC2 and 3 are great though.
475987 No.15478293
>Warframe
>oh a new frame got released
>it's parts drop on plains of eidolon
>fucking shit why?
>do shitty poe quest part 4 not frame part drops yet
>stop the supply
>enemies stop spawning in and i fail
>the fucking dropship is a mile away stuck in the sky glitching out
>go for another run
>take over the camp
>start enemies are in a fucking cave
>before i get out they already reclaimed 50%
>so no enemy in the area at all but percentage rises
>fail
Will they ever unfuck the damn POE quests? Fuck off with a new open area until you have figured out what to do with the one that's already in the game!
a9ff4f No.15478470
>>15446614
>so stupid that it takes half hour to kill anything while you can die by stubbing your toe
MISERY in a nutshell.
Dear Lord, I don't know what kind of appeal these awful mods have. I mean, if the vanilla game is too easy, even on the highest difficulty, then it makes sense to create a mod to make it more challenging.
But the vast mayority of these mods think that bulletsponge enemies, brutal scarcity of resources and being one-shotted out of fucking nowhere is "challenge".
Also, whoever thought that applying heavy RNG on weapons in a first person shooter deserves to be shot in the kneecap with a .22. Twice
edf2b2 No.15478582
>>15465405
>>15457845
All of you fucking heretics deserve to be bullied by hot loyalist lolis who will not look at you and instead spend time with the God Emperor of Mankind as he preaches them about their natural beauty and combs their platinum white hair.
And you can only watch as they begin to mature into women who will live fulfilled lives as nuns, nurses and sisters of battle.
8b451f No.15478587
>>15467515
Anon that's not bad luck, Roy is just a shit Lord.
f41b5c No.15478631
>>15445829
>JUST cause 3
>a mission where you have to escort a convoy or something
>have to drive over a (destructable) bridge
>physics spazz out as the last vehicle drives onto it
>entire convoy gets launched to intestellar space
>fission mailed
>my face when
47feec No.15492670
>>15466785
>Momiji
Total loser. Ichiko is best girl.
e9af14 No.15498181
>>15447709
>tfw cursed by RNG to have terrible luck when it counts
Every fucking time RNG has fucked me, and everywhere i walk causes bad weather, every place I've visited the worst weather would occur that same fucking day. Even where I live everything rots and breaks down I'm like the fucking anti-christ. But shittier because you don't get any cool powers.
99b11c No.15502730
Most of the bad luck i've encountered has been random item drop related
>Trying to get Prisoner's Tatters in the Grave of Saints from the hollows there
>End up farming for several hours and accruing over 200 thousand souls before finally acquiring them
6aff27 No.15514662
>>15464605
Diversity checklist.
c497bf No.15515075
>Elite: Dangerous
>Hauling 240 slaves back when it was the most fun and profitable
>Boost through the entrance with every system offline to avoid detection
>Random tard NPC flies in front of me
>My ship explodes
>An hour of gameplay wasted
80f42e No.15516319
>>15445829
>playing shit iter game fortnite
>only have the game so i can play with my console pleb friends
>about to get the drop on this nigga
>game stutters for one second as i aim
>he kills me
>i smash my keyboard into a million peaces
2c4838 No.15519206
>>15464605
Why did they make Rico look middle eastern? I don't get it. He looks like he was born in Dubai in JC3 wheras in JC1/2 he just looks like a hispanic movie star.
I can't even explain it with "muh diversity" because he was clearly a latino in the first two games. It just feels like blatant incompetence on the dev's part and nobody gave a shit about what the main character looks like.
4ccb0e No.15526816
>siege
>map is border and game is hostage
>down to a minute left and it's 2v2
>kill bandit in the hostage room and peek around looking for frost
>turns out frost is roaming and had just killed my teammate
>teammate tells me to grab the hostage and run
>grabbed hostage and book it out of the office
>can see the extraction smoke over the railing
>vault over railing and think I have the win
>stand in the smoke but it's not giving me the victory
>realize I don't have the hostage
>turns out the hostage was shot a few times and the fall nearly killed him so he needed a revive
>as soon as I start walking toward the hostage frost jumps down and kills me
1ccdf0 No.15534711
>>15445829
Any game with randomized loot.
2f94d7 No.15534732
>>15519206
They made him grease because muh plot.
Didnt make any sense whatsoever, the whole point of JC is that youre a merc in a country you have no ties to and youre just wrecking shit because you can.
6aff27 No.15534925
>>15526816
>playing siege
There's your problem.
89a17f No.15535243
>>15445829
Here's one
>Mobile Suit Gundam: Zeonic Front.
>That mission near the end the of the game *quick spoilers* where you have to protect the space ship before it takes off, but then a gundam shows up and goes apeshit
>Have 2 teams defending very specific spots
>CPO Manning (if i remember right) and his Dom squad are out destroying the attackers
>activate gundam
>despite giving it a good shot, Manning goes down.
>at the same time the Gouf squad goes down
>all that's left is Austin, the slow guy in a Zaku I
>try to get him over to the gundam as fast as i can
>Gundam's at the space ship
Austin just barely makes it into firing range
>send a rocket right into the gundam's back
>Gundam dies and the pilot starts his death speech
>Suddenly his speech cuts out, and a defeat dialogue begins
>At the exact moment Austin took down the gundam, the gundam took down the space ship
>time to restart
88f8ad No.15535814